#until then i stay silly! :3 i stay silly! :3 i stay silly! :3 i stay silly! :3 i s

[sirhamburrger]

how haikyuu captains would react to... sharing a pocky stick with you only for you to bite your end off before you can kiss

characters: daichi sawamura, tetsuro kuroo, tooru oikawa, wakatoshi ushijima, kotaro bokuto, shinsuke kita

content warnings: none! just pure fluff <3 this is for 11/11 pocky day - a little late but it has to still be nov 11 somewhere in the world... right...

daichi sawamura .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

rolls his eyes because you always pull this type of stuff on him

it’s been a long and tiring day, though, and he’s just happy to see you, so he lets it slide just this once

but he still makes sure you guys do it properly when he next gets the chance

you guys end up getting through a whole box before he gently reminds you it's 2a.m. and you won't be able to fall asleep on a sugar high

tetsuro kuroo .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

tries to play it cool but he’s actually devastated

how could you betray him like this?? he can and will sob over it for weeks 

you live for his wet cat + down-bad loserboy energy, but take pity on him eventually and give him lots of kisses

he forgives you in the end because he just can’t stay mad at you

tooru oikawa .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

is a melodramatic diva. is not afraid to get all pouty about it in front of the thousand-plus people watching you two on his instagram live

will actually sulk in the corner of the room until you say sorry, then he's all smiles again

the chat overflows about how good of an actor he is as you kiss him on the nose and wipe his tears away

they were real tears. (he is that good of an actor)

wakatoshi ushijima .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

the second you put one end in his mouth he bites down

then you try to do it by putting it in your own mouth first and getting him to put the other end in his mouth

but he doesn't get it then either so you just stand there in front of him with a strawberry pocky sticking out of your mouth

he feels so bad when you explain it to him, and you can't contain your smile when your lips finally meet his

kotaro bokuto .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

he knows immediately!! chomps down on that pocky like his life depends on it just so he can kiss you!!

he loves the matcha ones so you go through a whole box of those, and some chocolate as well

you’re a little surprised because he isn’t nearly as chronically online as you are

“how did you know about this?” “oh i used to do it back in high school with kuroo” “you WHAT”

shinsuke kita .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

“oh.” then he goes back to his book. you are genuinely flabbergasted for a second

you kinda just sulk there for a little while because you were expecting some sort of reaction from him

but then out of the corner of his eye you see him putting a matcha pocky in his mouth while he approaches you

you smile at how sweet he’s being, but then he bites off his end

let this man be a little silly and goofy!

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[blyth-me]

home sick (f.o.t.s.): william h. bonney

Summary: As the weather changes, you catch a nasty cold and Billy takes care of you.

Warnings: slight angst, fluff, brief helping of suggestive content

Word Count: 519

A/N: A little self-indulgent since I was taken allllll the way out with strep and a fever. Please wash your hands and take care of yourselves <3.

masterlist // fresh out the slammer universe

Achoo!

Another sneeze rings out through the little cabin as you stir the stew. You tried to overcome your cold, not wanting to worry Billy, but it was no use. You passed off coughs as clearing your throat, sniffles as hay fever, and even passed off your temperature last night as post-sex heat. Sneezing, however, is something you have yet to successfully conceal.

You try to stop them from coming and manage to do so pretty well. Until Billy saunters in. He's kissing and touching you all over and you're getting distracted by how handsy he's being behind you and how sweetly he's talking to you when-

Achoo!

Billy freezes, his hands and lips pausing. You cringe, bracing for the lecture awaiting you as the stew bubbles on.

"Are you sick, sunshine?" He asks softly.

"No." Achoo!

When he spins you around, he's frowning heavily. His rough hand presses against your forehead.

"You're burning up." He mumbles.

"I'm fine, Billy. I swear it-"

"Quit." He says firmly. "Stop lying to me, darlin'."

You blink up at him and frown.

"I tried to keep it a secret so you wouldn't worry so much." You whisper.

He shakes his head and tucks some hair behind your ears. The disappointment and anxiety in his heart is written all over his face.

"You can't hide that from me. Ever." He says softly, scooping you up and forcing you to the couch. "What if you got worse and I had no idea?" Billy's scolding you, but there's a weakness evident in his tone.

"Billy, I'm gonna be fine." You reach out and reassure him. He gives you a sorrowful glance, his big eyes getting wetter by the second. "Billy..." You coo softly.

"You can't leave me." He whispers. "Not when things are getting so good." He says, resting on your lap.

"I'm not going anywhere. It's just a silly cold, that's all." You comfort.

When you met Billy, he had no family. He explained one teary night that his mother and brother passed from consumption when he was younger, leaving him on his own to grow up fast. He got nervous easily when someone he loved got sick. You never told a soul or made him feel bad, but now that you're sick, you're seeing just how bad it really is for him.

Billy wraps tighter around your waist.

"No more hiding from me, okay?" You nod, stroking his hair gently. He laughs into your thigh.

"Look at me. I should be taking care of you and here I am, needing you like a baby." He wipes his nose and sits up, kissing your forehead.

"I'm sorry Billy." You say, embarrassed about making him upset.

"You can make it up to me by not moving a muscle until those sniffles and sneezes go away." He smiles. "I think I owe you some finished stew darlin'."

When you open your mouth to protest, Billy gives you a scolding glance and you're silenced right away. He makes you stay in bed or on the couch until you're fully recovered, doting on your every need and want.

[cannibal-walleye]

SKIZZ DIDNT KNOW IMPULSE WAS A DEMON YET??? I knew be didn't know his name (at leaset. Im like 99% sure he doesnt lol.), but I guess I assumed he knew he was a demon... that actually DRASTICALLY changes things.

Well, obviously he knows now, and.. in actuality it doesn't change too much.. but something tells me skizz would have been fussing over the wellbeing of a certain demon way more if he knew his best friend was one, lol.

Also? Also. I will CRY. do you WANT me to CRY? Impulse is soooo pathetic/aff this chapter. He's such a little guy about one more incident from breaking down and we love him for that. He is the embodiment of every college student ever. Dude just wants a break. (And he should have one. With skizz. Together. Next chapter-)

Everytime there's a chapter I get veryyy happy, and then I finish it and I get ever so slightly sad because that means we're growing ever closer to the end, but then I realize we're not even halfway to the end and I'm happy again with the urge to draw the sillies. The things you do to me/j

I don't actually have anything very meaningful to add here. I'm really just procrastinating my own crushing work, so I should probably get back to that now-

nope, he didn't know! Impulse has been INCREDIBLY secretive about his personal life up until now, giving literally nothing away about himself online. And, btw, Skizz has been similar, both for his own boundaries and to respect Impulse's. ((btw, Impulse also doesn't know that Skizz is an angel))

Also yes, Skizz is empathetic in general, but he definitely would've been even more concerned if he knew Dop was a demon, too. I wonder if that'll come up in any way...

Uhmm, yes. I want you to cry. That is, in fact, my main goal here. I feed off of the tears of orphaned children, I eat suffering for breakfast. Impulse really is super sad tho :( It's only slightly concerning just how much people say they relate to him this chapter rip. We're all fineeee, right guys? As for whether he gets a break next time, do you think him talking to the hot stranger that he made a fool of himself in front of would be very relaxing? I guess you'll have to wait and see (laughs evilly as people continue to cry and cities burn in the background)

I'm so glad you get happy about my chapters!! It delights me how many people are just waiting for them, always excited for the next one. And yea, we're not even close to halfway through, so be excited!! Stay excited!!! ((and if you draw something i certainly wouldnt say no haha u can do it please do it please pretty please ill love u forever-))

That was meaningful!!! Your ask made me so happy :D Yikes on the work, make sure to take care of yourself and take breaks when you can! Health is more important than productivity <3

[averagepikminenthusiast]

silly orange juice

[gender-snatched]

Mitski // Cop Car

Anyways something about how both times Armand thinks Louis is leaving him he does his most terrible acts

[thelolarahaii]

30 seconds? Yup, a 30-second ghost story. And...go.

EVIL 4x02 | "How to Train a Dog"

[rainbowcolored7]

I think we as a fandom forget how silly Benson is. The way he talks to Randy as they drive around? His inflections and physicality when he speaks? Benson is just a sweet little boy full of repressed trauma trying to bury his darkness with loud redirection. He walked the outer world with vigilant observation and silliness and kept his darkness to himself.

[spinjitsuburst]

I’ve been reading a very very very dark Skybound Fic all night and I feel slightly ill but I’m so so obsessed with literally every “how Jay’s lightning works” headcanon

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

wait does this mean you’ll be able to explore the update when it drops now? because of the new date? or is the case still the same?

no ok this answer is sooooo Funny bc uh

well apparently due to a Christmas Miracle i don't start working this week, today was just orientation. so i Would have been able to actually make it.

but now? WHO KNOWS!!!! WHO FUCKING KNOWS!!! i dont have my schedule yet!!! i'll get it by wednesday!!! so!!! with my continuously Dogshit luck! the case is still very much the same!

[bamgamronpa]

ive always been curious of the crimes kokichi would do if he learned about kiibos shut off button

i had a Lot of ideas for this but only ended up drawing one .. but he would soo much. if he gets too bored and kiibos within reach then you have a 90% chance of hearing a loud thud in the next couple of seconds

other stuff hed do :

when being lectured for the thousandth time about robophobia, hes just like “hey wait cmere you have something on your face” thud

i feel like hed also use it to like. ‘sleep’ with kiibo. since the closest he can actually get is just charging and being like that laptop thing where the screen goes black since its been inactive but will come back if u touch smth. so boom hit that button and now hes tooootally asleep theyre tooootally sleeping together

and just generally being an asshole with that knowledge. its already rude enough to embarrass kiibo by kissing him where theres another person (even if they arent paying any attention to it) but then just immediately shutting him off afterwards just for fun. worst boyfriend ever

[fruitybashir]

holidate ch10 spoilers without context 😌✨️

[keeps-ache]

okay opinion-havers. i am changing my pfp so here are the options

:333

[jerswayman]

OK NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. NOOO NOOOOO NOOO NOOOOO NOOOO NOOO NO NOOO NOOO

[barra-400]

June pt. 2

[anxiously-awaiting]

can u imagine the back pain he's got from holding up the sky AND those tits.

[aussie-bookworm]

🍦🎶I scream! You scream! We all scream for ice cream!🎵🍨

Finally got around to snapping a few pictures of this piece I finished in December last year!

This was my first time framing a piece by myself so please excuse the wrinkles!

Pattern is from World Of Cross Stitching August 2021, issue 309