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Petition for my brain to just shut up
For two seconds. Please.
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people love "back the fuck off," but my favorite quote here is what he says right after. what a fucking bastard i love him lmao
#what a piece of shit lmao ohh hes so terrible#also oughough -1hp can i just say i love Strahm behaving just like how aggressive dogs do after fighting for dominance#not exactly cowering but they submit and avoid gazes and give that side eye until the tension goes away. man#also i kind of feel like my non saw followers need to understand hoff's voice & what power it has over me. -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp#coughs and walks away with no further comment#mark hoffman#saw#saw v
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something something I love so much to think about charles knowing every detail of edwin's body language and not just that, but also about the things edwin does to stim or ground himself, and never questioning those little habits or rituals and just getting along with it, until it becomes normality for them both.
#yes this is about edwin being autistic#idk i like to believe that charles never thought about it#he just met edwin and was like “yep that's how he is and it's brills!”#until niko said something about it after seeing edwin stimming in several occasions or simply behaving in a way she *understands*#and it's just so casual and kind and suddenly charles just does his own research as he always does when it comes to edwin#and it just clicks in his head#i imagine that he'd try to learn all he can about it and about how he can help or do something about it— for edwin#cuz that's just how charles is#nvm this is so self-indulgent#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#payneland#charles rowland#edwin paine#charles and edwin#paineland#painland#paynland#dead boy detective netflix#neil gaiman#notebook entry
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Would kill to read animal POV fiction that has the animal POV’s interaction with humans be like, semi realistic to the level of caution most predators take with large prey and/or competitors (including humans).
Like instead of the usual - “the human is such a weak, pathetic creature... so slow, no claws, blunt teeth… completely helpless without its 'Fire Sticks'. how is it the master of the earth?” type crap it’s like, the bear protagonist or whatever approaches some dude who spreads their arms and yells and the bear is like “FUUUUUUUUCK THAT THING JUST GOT HUGE. IT'S LARGE AND MAKING NOISES. HOLY FUCK.”
#A lot of this realm of fiction tends to severely overestimate how physically weak humans are in the grand scheme of things..#A human body ft. no tools has a pretty average level competency at escaping predation. WITH tools it's significantly above average.#Like a lot of human physiology IS the way it is because of reliance on tool/fire use but interspecies competition/predation is really not#a literal battle won by physical strength + teeth + claws (at least until the actual process of killing)#Intimidation and shows of strength/threatening behavior can go a long way. Healthy predators (who aren't unnaturally#accommodated to humans) are generally going to be cautious and may avoid confrontations they absolutely COULD win because#the risk of injury is judged as too high#And most animals can't weigh risks in the most objective manner and won't understand that you aren't any 'bigger' just because you#wave your arms and yell. That is why puffing up/spreading out as a threat display is so ubiquitous in nature.#Massive tangent but this is why I fucking loved Prehistoric Planet so much like the commitment to having its dinosaurs behave like#actual animals is fantastic and tragically rare#Like having a scene where a T Rex gets bullied away from a carcass by two much smaller azhdarchids.. Yeah that is probably#how it would behave. It's not a mindless killing machine it's an animal so is going to avoid confrontations it deems too risky even if it#WOULD win in an all out brawl. thank you so fucking muych.
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(cw non-sexual kink, cis male tiddy sucking)
nikolai takes one look at ghost - at the stiffness he holds himself with, arms held rigidly at his sides as he glares ahead, each breath carefully measured to make himself unnoticed - and knows it’s been too long since he’s checked on his boy
all it takes is a single look, catching his bruised and tired eyes, and ghost all but slumps. nikolai turns, heading towards the 141’s private rec room and he doesn’t need to hear the near-silent footsteps to know ghost’s following. he pulls him down onto the couch, bringing him into the circle of his arms even as he weakly tries to pull away
“don’t need it, nik; don’t have time…” ghost argues but it’s hollow at best
“hush, sweet one,” he soothes his halfhearted protests and thumbs his mask up above his lips. “always so nervous; so lost...”
he tugs his shirt up, showing off his belly and the heavy swell of his hairy pecs; nipples already pebbled. he cups the back of ghost’s head, his thumb brushing over his exposed jaw and ghost is helpless to follow as he gently leads him to latch onto his breast
“i have you,” he promises
no matter how big he is, in presence or in stature, nikolai is bigger; encompassing his whole body in warmth and safety, the familiar scent of cologne and motor oil filling his senses just as the heat of his tit fills his mouth
ghost’s eyes roll back and he nuzzles deeper into his chest, sinking into him and lets his mind empty as he suckles
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soap didn’t mean to. he didn’t mean to walk in on something not meant for his eyes. he just wanted to check on ghost; he’s been so distant lately, different from his usual bad days and he doesn’t know how to help him but that doesn’t mean he isn’t going to try
but he didn’t mean for this; for guilt and a heated, confused want to chase through him as he enters the rec room and realises nikolai got to ghost first
realises they’re not just necking on the couch; that ghost’s lips are pressed tight to nikolai’s furred breast and not moving away, a gentle hollow thinning his exposed cheeks as he sucks, his throat softly bobbing as he swallows
nikolai’s cupping the back of his head, fingers drifting through the blonde hair at the nape of his neck and he looks so fond; like there’s nowhere he’d rather be than on their broken in couch with ghost curled around his body, sucking what must be a deep ache into his tit.
then nikolai looks up at him, frozen in the doorway and soap-
soap runs
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nikolai gives soap a few days before he tries to talk about it; gives him a chance to come to terms with what he's seen. it's almost adorable; how deep soap’s flush grows when he sees him, how he stumbles over his words and can’t quite make eye contact
but it also tugs at him that he feels the need to shrink, to brace himself from whatever punishment he thinks is headed his way; shoulders hunching in, arms wrapped almost defensively around his body before finding whatever excuse he can to run from him
run from himself
he wishes he could wait for soap to come to him but he knows lost boys and their fear of coming in from the cold
nikolai keeps himself gentle as he uses his bulk to corner soap; stopping him from running but also using it to show how easily he could hide in him if he just let himself give in. if he let him take care of him the same way he takes care of ghost
"but... but it's wrong," soap whispers, fingers tangling with a gold cross at the hollow of his throat (a cross so similar to one he’d melted down all those years ago), but he speaks with such clear longing; eyes wide where he stares up at him, all but begging to be told otherwise and it almost breaks nikolai's heart
"no, lovely boy," he denies softly and soap shudders as he cups his face and backs him up against the corner; hugged by both walls and nikolai himself. "there is nothing more natural."
he caresses soap's cheek. he feels him shake under his touch, his eyes already growing dewy, and chances drifting his fingers over his bottom lip. soap's breath hitches and he looks up at him with so much fear - so much trust - and hesitantly opens his mouth to let them sink inside
nikolai doesn't press them too deep, doesn't threaten his throat, but they are thick and wide; filling his mouth and comfortably weighing down his tongue
with a small, involuntary moan, soap closes his lips around his fingers and nikolai catches him with his body as he goes limp. he coos as he starts sucking; wrapping his other arm around his head and brings him into his body, hidden and safe and small
"my good, lovely boy," he whispers and soap lets out a cracked whimper. "you are not wrong."
he isn't ready yet, much the same way ghost wasn't ready at first. but feeling soap tremble and suckle at his fingers, nikolai knows he'll soon have another boy tucked safe to his breast
#soap thinking it’s wrong not bc nikolai and ghost are men (though that’s part of it)#but bc he knows the church would see it as a bastardisation of the virgin mary#the mother feeding christ; the ultimate act of care and love#and it must be a perversion; it must be a twisted imitation of something pure#right?#it cant be something genuine; pure; bc if ghost can have it… does thst mean he can too?#soap desperate for such comfort and acceptance; things he thinks he’ll never receive#bc he knows he’ll never be worthy of such things#never devout enough; never loyal enough; never well behaved enough#shaming his family and his church along with it every time he opened his mouth#he constantly chases this elusive ‘good enough’; always forced himself to be better; stronger; /perfect/#bc then it will mean he’ll have earned it right? he’ll be given the love he’s always yearned for but always fell short of#and nikolai who was raised russian orthodox? all he can see is a burnt out reflection of himself#he recognises the same longing he used to feel before he realised he will never be enough for them#that they want him to be a man he will despise and even then he’ll still be denied the comfort he wanted#and he doesnt want that; for ghost or soap#he’ll give them everything they want and more until they understand everything they deserve#we’re a team. ghost team#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#nikolaighost#nikghost#nikolai x ghost#niksoap#nikolaisoap#nikolai x soap#cod nikolai#simon ghost riley#ghost cod#john soap mactavish#soap cod
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#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#jiang cheng#nie mingjue#jin guangyao#lan xichen#wen ning#su she#jin ling#yanyan polls#several characters excluded because i think it would suck to argue with them online no matter what. there is simply no path to victory#if you debate wwx you're guaranteed to win. because eventually all the ppl who hate him dogpile him and side with you by default#eventually someone digs up the 200-page callout doc someone wrote about wwx 3 years ago. and then it's joever for him#they mass-report wwx until his twitter gets deleted. and it feels bad but i guess you won?#perils of mob rule i guess...central mdzs theme...#in this universe jiang cheng contributes to like 40% of the posts on r/copypasta. he wrote the navy seals copypasta 100% unironically#the only social media jiggy has is tied to his professional career...he can't be a bitch on main....#you can debate su minshan easily because lwj's stan army already hates him#and chances are he'll behave badly enough in your argument that the stan army will have plenty of material to cancel him with
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in lieu of having posted any writing/headcanons/asks in the past few days because i have been *so* busy and unable to do anything fandom-related which is terrible and evil, i have a poll out of morbid curiosity and self-indulgence. i've been meaning to ramble here about how i feel about DC's lack fo Deaf representation and which Batfam members i would personally make Deaf, but i am mildly curious about the larger opinion and now i will subject you all to the question, i would love to hear thoughts/opinions/headcanons on any specific choices. (would love d/Deaf/HoH opinions esp but i'm mostly expecting this to reach the hearing crowd, so opinions from hearing ppl are ones i'm very curious about. if you've never given it thought before you are going to now or else /lh)
#necrotic nuisance#<- new tag for nonserious shit like this#batfamily#batclan#deafculture#i think not including bruce in this poll bc i ran out of options is *so* fucking funny so i'm keeping it#bc realistically i could bump off more tertiary characters like harper or jpv to include him#but i won't.#hearing people are seriously invited to reblog and share opinions or headcanons i'm so genuine#just like. behave about it.#i have personal headcanons but i will save sharing them until the poll is finished#as not to skew results#i also have a hunch on who will lead. based on popular headcanons i see#but i will also not share that as to not skew it#i'm using the Deaf identity as an umbrella term that can include Hard of Hearing as well btw#so if your headcanon is more HoH leaning it is counted#i do believe this is something most fans haven't rlly thought about#but i *really* want to write fics with Deaf rep and i have been waffling on who to make Deaf#so. this poll is also a field test of who you would like to see me (a Deaf bitch) write as Deaf.#and i totally pinky promise not to project super duper hard on them. (i'm so lying)#i will get back to writing and the ask games i promse!#tomorrow i have the day off after 4 bc someone else is watching the baby so ic can just chill#also *please please* if you have disabled headcanons for any batfam (or DC in general) character#send them to me. i want to see them. i would love to talk about them with you.#as an anon ask as a message as a reblog idc#gimme.#this isn't my usual content but shhh lemme be self indulgent.#both bc i'm curious and bc i wanna write Deaf shit so. we take a break from my usual nonsense for this.#i'll post writing tomorrow to make up for it#also i have to remind myself this is my blog i can do what i want with and not just be a content machine. yk
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cw: harry potter, jk rowling, transphobia
I occasionally see posts/get messages about the various harry potter references in the bright sessions, etc. and I've gotten a bunch of new followers recently so just so any new/younger listeners of my shows know:
jk rowling is a terrible transphobe whom I hold zero respect for and I haven't given a dime of my money to her since she revealed who she truly is. I want the whole bright universe to be a safe space for trans people (including the trans folks in our cast and crew!) and if I could go back and remove those references, I would. but I can't! harry potter was an extremely significant part of my life until...well, until it became very clear who she really was. it makes me so sad to think that folks might be finding TBS now and get thrown out of the story by these references, but just know that the people who made the show do not stand by jk, and that in many ways, the show is a product of its time.
#the bright sessions#harry potter#jk rowling#transphobia#I know there's PLENTY to say about the bigotry in the actual books and I think there's a lot of merit to those criticisms#and I'll own to choosing not to see some of that stuff before all this went down bc the books were meaningful to me#(this is not HP specific - another beloved childhood book series that was EVEN more formative to me growing up)#(is also something I've grappled with in recent years bc I think the author is actually probably wildly misogynistic)#(even though he's never behaved badly (far as I know) in his public life - there's stuff in the text)#BUT ANYWAY#it can be so hard to remember that we didn't have ANY inkling of her bigotry in this regard until 2018#all of the original run of TBS was written before that#and I'll admit I gave jk the benefit of the doubt in 2018 re: her liking that tweet! I wanted to give her a chance to learn and grow#and she did....not do that#but TAMA was written in that little grace period#and then a few references in TCT were taken out during recording bc june of 2020 was when she really started to go mask off#and so we were making changes in real time#we didn't know what to do about quidditch#bc we were like 'this is a sport that people play in college and it's just called that?'#'and it's already canon that caleb plays?'#and it wasn't called quadball yet#anyway not trying to make excuses!#just know that none of those references were put in with any malice#and I guess I *could* go back and rerecord all those lines and replace them#but I know enough about my original audio engineering to know that it woudl be VERY hard to make it sound natural#and idk I do think there's something to be said for not covering up errors in old work#I'm not going to try to pretend HP wasn't important to me#EDIT: I've turned off reblogs for this post#also this is not me trying to tell other people how to approach their own HP fandom#fanworks especially - there's no benefiting jo in that - and I think it's totally legit for ppl to want to take HP as their own!
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#can people please stop calling oliver stark straight lmao#like i'm not even saying he's for sure not but it is very weird to assume that he is just because you're like. mad at him or whatever.#he has always talked about bisexuality with more care and understanding and respect than is typical of a straight person#which is not to say he definitely is or isn't whatever; but i'm saying he seems to Get It on some level#whether that's from personal experience or character research i obviously have no idea but neither do you#and 'straight until proven otherwise' is an extremely lame way to behave. anyway. people who do this are lame.
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he just sat there like a sad little baby😂
#he scraped his knee trying to do a backflip off the monkey bars#scream cried for 20 minutes until he wore himself out#and then his mum was like “you done?”#he said yeah#now he's getting a plaster#mum promised ice cream if he stops screaming#so now he's behaving himself#he wants strawberry#mum said he can have a flake and sprinkles with it as a reward for being so brave#he's a very brave boy :)#might try to do the backflip again later though#correction#will definitely do it again#the daily grind 💪#cm punk#bad blood
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people are discoursing about the laios and shiro fight bc that was always going to happen but i do hope that wave crests quickly and we can all come to see it as what it is: literally one of the best written fights between two people who are both entirely justified in their actions and acting without any malice or cruelty of all time
#theres a tendency - especially in action and faction based media (which a lot of fantasy is or is in dialogue with) - to depict fights only#as happening between someone who Is Right and someone who Is Wrong#and getting to see a full on beatdown between two dudes who are both acting in an entirely understandible way and who both dont actually#want to hurt the other at all - to the extent where their desire to maintain a positive relationship with each other is the SOURCE of their#conflict in the first place - is just so cathartic to see#like unpopular opinion but sometimes you do just need to Fight someone to work through issues youre having#like irl i would not recommend that extent of Force obviously#but if you're two people in a situation where neither has active power over the other sometimes the healthiest option involves expressing#and receiving genuine anger that is not filtered through a social buffer#like sometimes you just need to yell that someone is pissing you off by how much they invade ur time and space and sometimes you need to#yell that someone is sabotaging your ability to interact with them by not expressing any discomfort with your behaviour ever#AND MOST IMPORTANTLY SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO BE YELLED AT#BECAUSE it sucks. it sucks to experience and until you can both share that space of feeling awful with each other youre not gonna get past#it and you're not gonna understand each other's pain#i think they're both wonderfully well written characters and its a testament to their depth as people that i can so easily understand why#and how both of them are behaving the way they do#im still only like halfway through the manga but it is like my favourite character interaction scene so far#fred says a thing#dunmeshi
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I need y’all to be aware of the insane sibling dynamics Ganondorf’s kids have
#good ganondorf#imprisoning war#hemisi#Hero of power#with bonus merovar#Hemisi: chaotic troublemaker who loves to start things#Merovar: haughty prince who likes to bask in his privilege… but will 100% tackle his sister into a mud pile just to mess with her#Link: the well behaved one until someone opens the flood gates and he can let loose#Hemisi absolutely enables Link#But Merovar tries to convince Link to enjoy the finer things (and gives him tips on how to beat Hemisi in fights)#I think they’d have a fun dynamic#When they’re not all wresting each other in the mud
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i must ask: do they save falin??? The fanart says yes the mild googling says no :(
Are you okay with spoilers for the manga? If yes I can dm you the answer, if no then I'll keep it secret, I also have a link to the manga if you'd like to read ahead and get the answer that way, it's all up to you!
Here's a link to the manga for anyone else who'd like to find out the answer!
#ryss responds#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#dunmesh spoilers#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi manga#fanart can be from canon or it can just be wishful thinking#i wont say either way in this ask whats right and whats not#and its really up to you how you want to get the answer#but personally i would say reading the manga is the best idea#or waiting until all of the anime is out#the manga is completed so the answer is in there#the true answer not the fanart or google answer#so again if you want me to spoil it i can in dms#but its better to read it and find out#edit: had to add a spoiler tag to protect people not looking to read ahead and not looking for spoilers cuz some people cannot behave
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this is so funny they're like "what would geordi and wesley fight about" and instead of anything engineering related they're just angrily calling each other virgins
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Father and son
#httyd#httyd rob#httyd dob#“At least with the dragons you can lock them in their pens until they behave!” (did i spy book Hiccup shine through for a sec there?)#defenders of berk#httyd hiccup#httyd toothless#hiccup and toothless#hiccup and stoick#toothless#httyd stoick#stoick the vast#hiccup horrendous haddock lll#hiccup haddock#httyd astrid#httyd stormfly#stormfly#httyd snotlout#httyd hookfang#hookfang#astrid hofferson#snotlout jorgenson#rob/dob#dreamworks dragons#a tale of two dragons#dob live blog
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This is just an idea but
What if you made a whiteboard and invited everyone on stream to join it? Just a fun thought is all!
picturing this made me Scream In Fear and also run shrieking into the woods, never to be seen again
#THE CHAOS??? THE ABSOLUTE INSANITY??? NO!!!!!!!!#DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ASK OF ME!!!!#mediating however many people join. people im not sure i can trust to Behave#and you cant exactly kick someone out of a whiteboard if they need to Go!#trying to get anything done at all would be hell and a half lmao#its a fun thought until you truly Consider it!#rambles from the bog#i mean id be willing to do it on stream with a Choice Group#people i can trust to behave and people i can be comfortable Drawing With yk yk#but i wouldnt make it a free for all 'everyone hop on' thing#that would Not be sustainable
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