#unsanitary maybe

[normalbrothers]

i don't have any bigger ideas around always-a-female!tommy beyond writing it for when tommy, arthur and john go on taking eden club and have their night out in london. she's on her period.

[pluvicor]

i put m&ms in my mouth by the handful. i spit them out at top speed like im a shotgun

[junebluues]

what if you were competing in alien stage and you suddenly needed to piss so bad. like you’d be like shit if i die what if i pee all over the stage when i get shot. or if i win would they take me to the bathroom if i asked. and you’d have to sing the entire time needing to go run to the nearest restroom. would the aliens even care

[ourfag]

Forgive my asking, but what are you meant to do if you find hair in your food at a restaurant? Send the whole thing back to the kitchen? I'd of course send my food back over something larger or grosser, like a nail clipping, or multiple pieces of hair, but it seems like such a hassle for just one piece.

[asanjou]

Okay well here's my take on a skibidi toilet themed rider kaijin

[alyjojo]

[automatonknight]

hi guys. do you like me button

[mychlapci]

on my knees begging you to share all your thoughts about stinky nasty miserable prowl

I need him to be miserable and deeply uncomfortable to be around. I need him on his sixth day without sleep shaking as he drinks his 23rd cup of energon coffee just so he can keep on staring at his case files. i need him pacing, stumbling around and muttering shit to himself because he's not sure if he's thinking or talking anymore. the entire precinct immediately recoils in unison when he walks in, visibly manic because he just solved am extremely difficult case and needs to get someone to make the arrest.

He's constantly greasy and covered in his own coolant. Various fluids are crusted up between his plating seams. he smells like if roadkill could smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day. hrhfhhg.... dirty prowl pussy. please. i want his pussy to stink so bad you can smell it even when his panels are closed. i want him in his bed, the stained mattress covered in cracked data-pads and crumpled up notes and sheets that haven't been changed in months, rubbing his pussy through filthy creamed panties and then not wash them at all, just throw them on the floor and let them stink up the place as he gets back to work…

[ink4spots]

My TSKRLA Kosaku body snatcher on the mind. Some thoughts abt it

Body horror/ animal death / biiiig warning for unsanitary stuff involving mucus

Same as in the show, Shinobu and Kosaku have a strained relationship.. they argue, and at best they simply coexist in the same household

This obviously sucks for Hayato, but it starts sucking more because he realizes his dad is not his dad

There's a noticeable change in his behavior.. it's like he's a completely different person. His parents are getting along which should be great? But something is seriously off

He has these strange habits... methinks he constantly keeps his skin lubricated. Some skin cream would be fine but he reapplies every 10 minutes- which gives him this glazed donut appearance. Wkdhskdh he looks wet most of the time (possible origin of the slicked back hair look)

He leaves grease stains anywhere he sits, it's DISGUSTANG.

He has a huge appetite... He'll ask for thirds, fifths.. grocery bill is SKYROCKETING. and Hayato spots him still going through the fridge at night

Weirdest thing is that Shinobu doesn't mind this at all. She'll happily cook more food for him and she doesn't even flinch when he leaves a wet spot on her cheek when he kisses her. (EUGHH)

This is accompanied by the other sketchy behavior he shows in the show- like practicing signatures

A couple weeks into this he also starts looking. Visibly ill. Cheeks and eyes r sunken in. He looks 20 years older because his skin is losing his elasticity- sagging and sallowing.

Also he's RANK. no amount of cologne can hide his musty smell, even Shinobu seems to notice this.

Shinobu begins to get concerned calls from work. He won't do any of his office duties because he'll be in his cubicle applying and reapplying moisturizer. also the body odour, and the slime....

Hayato keeps trying to warn his mom, but his words go in through one ear and out the other. She doesn't even listen to the people at his job. she's just sort of... vacant

He's put on a leave bc the people at work think he's seriously ill, so he's home a lot more. Meaning Hayato has to see more of him.

Things get scarier when he catches Kosaku eating a dead animal one night.

OOOOUH I wanna get into the little gory details so I will... So this thing killed Kosaku after he ate it and it grew inside of his body. It is sort of like the tongue parasite but this creature is a lot bigger (it grew) and it's more like a slug. His skin started sagging cos it ate everything on the inside so now there's slack. only thing left of Kosaku is a skin suit and the essential structures of his body so it can maintain the shape of a human.

Very gross: it actually liquified his organs and slurped them up. It doesn't have teeth so that's how it eats things. After Kosaku's teeth fall out it starts having to do that with all its food too

Shinobu (and everyone except hayato) is under a sort of supernatural effect that makes him seem normal. but people can still smell him, see the stains he leaves around and know that hes acting strangely.

Shinobu is affected the most since she's around him the most.

So obviously he needs to get rid of this thang. Unsure how ATM? Maybe salt cos it really is a big wet thang. He makes a trap? I'll have to come back to this.........

[koinotame]

i really do feel like darlings with health issues are underexplored even if just for humour purposes... mildly allergic darling x hybrid yan where you have to wash your hands every time you're done touching them and they can't rub themselves across you bc it'll irritate your skin, so they have to choose whether to prioritise your health or your physical affection </3

or on the flip side, mildly allergic yan x hybrid reader where they insist you spit in their mouth and rub yourself on them and groom them even though they keep having allergic reactions. cries when you refuse

[cursedmoon-doll13]

Thinking about Lucius Malfoy fingering you with his leather gloves on.

He’d have you spread open on his lap, naked and quivering. He pumps slowly into your cunt with his long, elegant fingers and toys with your clit, relishing in the way you twitch and whimper. The cool, smooth material of his glove feels sinfully good, slick with your juices. He purrs out praise and degradation, all while knuckle deep inside your pussy.

Lucius edges you until there’s tears in your eyes and you’re begging for him to please just let you cum. Then you see his other gloved hand wrap around his cane warningly. This is still a punishment - but you’re being let off easy, so you’d be wise to obey him.

[transbearanvy]

Thinking about how when I was younger and couldn’t get sex toys I would get beer bottles out of the trash and fuck myself on them. Thinking about someone stretching me out on their empties, using me as a diversion while they day drink. Thinking about them filling me up with beer, about the foam running down my thighs while I try and stay in position with my ass in the air. Thinking about getting drunker and drunker from the alcohol passing through the tissues until I can’t move. Thinking about getting fucked and I’m so full of beer I slosh, until I can’t tell if I’m cumming or if I’m blacked out.

[junebluues]

hey june so i saw that thing about random asks so im sending one. what about kissing grosses you out? I'm curious if there's a specific reason (if not, totally understand)

i may ask this as a fellow a-spec person (im like. greyroace so.) but if you don't want to answer, I fully understand.

drink water and mind your stomach! try and get some rest, okay? throwing up sucks :(

thank you for this!!!! i’ve been drinking a lot of water and im definitely gonna rest up 😭

i think what grosses me out about kissing is less like. a normal kiss but more making out… i’d be okay with like a peck on the lips or anywhere else but like? putting your tongue on my tongue? thinking about that is… icky…

i think that stems from me being kind of weird about cleanliness in a way? i’m by no means a germaphobe, but i don’t like feeling dirty, if that makes any sense. for example i tend to wash my hands multiple times if i feel like something i touched was extra dirty/i didn’t clean thoroughly enough, and i also tend to avoid touching traditionally “dirty” things. if i have to touch things that are dirty, like a trash can of some kind to either take the trash out or lift the lid, i try to use the tips of my fingers only so i don’t get my entire hand dirty. i also wash my hands after. i have to shower at night, or at least clean up, if i don’t i can’t sleep. (unless tired enough)

having someone’s saliva mix with my saliva feels dirty… maybe i’ll open up to it someday? with someone i trust? no idea. i just feel like it also stems from some trauma i should probably unpack. perhaps. but i think that’s less than the dirty feeling. anyway it’s more or less a mix of things that makes it gross.

basically: touching lips is okay! making out grosses me out. sorry i went on a tangent LOL

[shalom-iamcominghome]

Things that are in my tallit but they get progressively worse:

Cat hair

Human hair

Saliva (for weaving in ends)

[xehabaldera]

Accidentally went down a paganism rabbit hole while looking for info on gods that are less discussed in texts. You know, for perfectly normal reasons not pertaining to EoS'd mobile games with vital lore.

...why am I somehow not surprised this could possibly work...

[dishyphus]

So I've got this like target brand hydroflask situation, stainless steel, and I've been using it to try to stay hydrated more since maybe these headaches are dehydration over the summer y'know?

I was washing it every day but it rolled super far under the couch for two days and I didn't feel like moving the couch until this morning bc my roomie was being a huge PITA so asking her to move was just... 🙄🫠 anyyyways I got it, dumped it out to wash it and there was this like.... Disk of mold like when you leave a cup of juice out for weeks and it makes a mother, having passed wine and behind vinegar... So important question bc I don't this this is normal