#unreality roleplay

[provokedpussy]

TRIGGER WARNING / INTRODUCTION, PURRBEASTS, AGES, NAMES /srs.

hai (hi)!! i’m PP, and i’m happi (happy) to meet youwu (you) all! i’n 9 suwueeps (sweeps) old. i luwuv (luv (love)) cats, BL, and making friends! my page is a safe space fuwur (fur (for)) all trolls, no matter what youwu (you) believe! /pos

i uwuse (use) she/her and am single!! /gen /srs

OOC FAQ

how does her quirk work?

u = uwu, and sometimes she’ll use puns/spell things funnily. she always includes a tw, quirk translations, and tone tags.

how old are you?

18. mdni unless it’s related to rp.

can i dm?

you may dm in character, the only acception is if you wanna plan lore. i perfer improv though.

what’s your main?

i’m not attaching my main to an rp blog. sorry. will make an ooc at some point, maybe. i use he/him if you must refer to me.

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

Hello internet, does this count as loafing

[probablybadrpgideas]

"Truth serum" but what it actually does is make it so that whatever you say while drinking it was retroactively always the truth.

Naturally, what everyone experiences is drinking it and then are unable to say anything false, so everyone thinks its a truth serum. Mechanically, its a truth serum. Never tell your players its not a truth serum.

But you know.

[juno-wants-to-battle]

HEY EXCUSE ME

WHAT????

[respiratory-kristem]

“This box is soaked through… it won’t hold my weight :( At least the blanket’s still dry…”

*Kris is preparing to sleep in an alleyway tonight!! It’s still pouring down, and he’s completely soaked to the bone, hair sticking to his face as he lays on the cold content, throwing the blanket over himself*

[gothamite-shenanigans]

anyways after that we finished making fajitas and packed Hood a tupperware for the rest of the Batfam :)

[fromtheberrybush]

"Fuck- the days are blurring together. Everything's the same- nothing changes. I keep seeing it. I keep seeing it. I keep seeing it"

[eatcopper]

I chase him after he take photo and he beg me for mercy

[averagedualies]

Starting an ask game for fun

Reblog this to have your followers assign you a Pokemon ability

[bloodguts--andangelcake]

at this point onyx isn’t even interacting anymore, just . sitting. watching.

- @fia-nyx

*Vik is just eepin again. Snoozing. Before eventually waking up and doing cat stretches*

[galar-champion-aero]

Gerbil and Rose, the Fucking Ruckus Makers™️

[faelienspace]

[erempulse]

Since someone *cough*grian*cough* keeps messing with the in-person voting, we'll have to do the poll online.

Remember, no cheating!

I would do one for Jimmy, but he's already here.

@askhermesgrian @gem-the-oracle @undead-daughter-of-hebe @asktheshreeper @spoonsandmustaches @hatotangoftek @askxisumachc @boatboynr2 @askscarpjo @hatorendiggitydog @askhatokeralis

[probablybadrpgideas]

It's getting hard to justify a masquerade as communications tech advances.

Get around this by ruling that there's no masquerade. Everyone knows vampires exist. It's just that by sheer coincidence, the players have never met one or been near anyone mentioning them or seen them on TV or otherwise found out about this. Your girlfriend has a vampire roommate, it's just that any time you'd be in the same room together something came up.

[god-motherofthegulf]

The baby is small and lost, very upset

- @notyourlittleguy

"Excuse me darlin', are you okay? You look upset, can I help ya'"

[respiratory-kristem]

A tall man with braided pink hair passes Kris in the street. He stops. He turns his body and he looks Kris up and down.

"Oh~? Kristopher? I wouldn't have expected to see you here"

— @doublealllost

*Kris’s eyes widen, and he presses himself against the wall*

Oh- uhm… hi… what was your name again?