#unreal amelia

[ameliapodcast]

Ah yes, it is the time of year when our dear friend Jonathan is embarking on his business trip! I would love to bring up the topic to Alvina, after all, extracting him should be in the realm of possible, but then I remember that our Interviewer is somehow connected to this too? @re-dracula, whatever shall we do???

[chuckchuck228]

You had a name, didn’t you?

Your name was Amelia, right?

[objectbiologist]

on object sleeping habits

(image ID: a doodle of amelia from ONE on a black background, drawn with white outlines sleeping upright with her legs tucked underneath her and her arms laid out in front of her. the second picture shows airy next to her in the same position, legs tucked underneath him, waking her up. /end ID)

something that has been very heavily debated in the community are object sleeping habits, how they sleep, the science behind it or whether they even need to sleep at all. this post aims to go a little more in depth about it, though it won't cover everything.

for one, the anatomy and biology differs wildly between families and even individual object species. this of course affects their sleeping habits and even their circadian rhythm.

with people and animals, the way they sleep is much more obvious. humans are granted the freedom of sleeping comfortably on their backs or curled up on their sides without much issue (aside from certain health complications that may arise due to the condition(s) an individual might have.) many mammals sleep curled up, or on their sides. birds sleep with their heads tucked in their wings, or in flight if you're a swift. bats hang upside down and horses can sleep standing up on lying down. crocodiles shut off one part of their brain in order to keep a lookout or maintain flight. swifts remain in the sky for most of their lives and only ever land due to sickness or to nest, which means they fly in their sleep too. so this begs the question, how do objects sleep?

it's different for every species. due to their wild differences in anatomy as discussed earlier, they often have to learn unique adaptations that help them thrive. this extends to sleep as well. for the longest time, it was thought that objects did not need to sleep at all, though recent observations have shown otherwise. it wouldn't be feasible to cover every object's sleeping habits and patterns, so i'll be going into some more recent studies.

for one, as with the images above, objects that have flat bases or rounded bodies may find laying on their backs or sides difficult or uncomfortable. these objects sleep with their legs tucked underneath them, sitting upright or leaned against a wall or other surface. occasionally they may be found laying down if it is comfortable, but it is not often.

it also isn't uncommon to see boxes dozing off within seconds, limbs tucked beneath them, or for coins to flop onto their backs. both of these objects have body structures that compromise their abilities to rest comfortably in any other position.

objects that have a tendency to roll, like glasses or cylindrical shaped objects may rest on their backs or sides with their arms propped up by their elbows, providing a stop to keep them in place. these species tend to be very light sleepers as well, so that in the event of a threat they can awaken quickly and spring upright. this especially applies to glass objects, who exhibit unihemispheric sleep in order to remain vigilant (in other words, they sleep with only one part of their brains at a time). they are also prone to night terrors, and tend to sleep in groups that alternate between keeping watch.

[sailorsleepymoon]

Scooby doo where’s my mummy is fucking hilarious because like. I mean spoilers for the 2006 animated movie scooby doo where’s my mummy but like. While in many ways it does perpetuate many racist ideas and stereotypes, it is fucking hilarious that the ultimate plot is people from Egypt (and Velma) taking advantage of white people’s ideas about Egypt to scare off white peoples trying to steal their shit

[biwonderland98]

Now kiss

[suppotato123]

Eccentric Old Woman Who Mixes Up Her Words vs A Guy Who Takes Everything Literally.

Old Woman: Why my dear boy, I do believe I’ve just had a pineapple*!

Guy: Holy Cow! Do you want me to call an Obstetrician?

*epiphany

[sexymultifacetshadowling]

AITA for tricking my death-partner's new fledging into going back to his house?

My (M - 217M) partner turned his new (A - 20F) fledgling into a vampire about a week ago. As soon as A was conscious enough to walk she ran away from his place (from what M told me, he turned her without her consent, but it was a messy situation). M called me (318M) in desperation, asking me to get her back, since it is very dangerous for newly turned people to walk around (he also sounded very angry).

Now, we have been dating for about 134 years, I've never had someone as close to me as him, I'll even go as far to say that he is the most important thing in my life, but we fight quite a lot, and sometimes we need to take a break or too. When M called me, we hadn't seen each other since the late 1980s, so I immediately agree to help him, knowing this would help bring us back together.

I tracked A down no problem. She was in a random bar on the side of the road, hunting for anyone she could get, obviously starving. Now, this is the part where I may have been the asshole:

A was skittish, she was clearly nervous and scared of other vampires, so when I approached her I didn't mention that I was with M, just that I wanted to help her because she is new. She warmed up to me after a while, and as I helped her get some actual good quality blood in her system, A relaxed a fair bit with that usual post-feeding drunkenness that the younger vampires get, if you know what I mean.

Taking my chance, I told her I would take her somewhere safe, and led her through an alternative route to M's house. When A realized where we were going, she tried to run, but I'm far stronger than her, so I did end up grabbing her and took her to there anyway.

I delivered A, and M invited me to stay at his place, which was good since I haven't had a house of my own for quite a while now. So, I will be staying indefinitely.

Although M is very pleased with me, A is avoiding me like the plague, which I think is fair, but it is starting to get tiring since I can't go in the same room as her without A giving me deaths stares or making remarks about me being a liar and M's loyal dog (or something like that, I didn't really pay attention).

Tl;dr: my long-death partner asked me to retrieve his fledgling, I did, now she's mad at me and keeps insulting me when we meet.

So, AITA?

[thebeckisback]

Guys the spiders have escaped the attic idk what to do about it

My father did NOT prepare me for this

[sleeper-sharks]

i'm not dead i've just been trying to iron out the design of an old character

Anyway. *throws sketchbook dump at u and leaves*

[thebeckisback]

That's what happens when you dissapear for AN ENTIRE MONTH???

OK I GET IT YOURE MAD JESUS CHRIST SPARE ME

[ameliapodcast]

*stretches * Ah, this took so long. Finally, Tumblr Live has disappeared. It's something quite stunning when an entire website is your client.... Usually we don't let something disappear without consent, but this was getting out of hand, wasn't it?

[spntoxicfemslashevent]

SPN TOXIC FEMSLASH 2025 FULL PROMPT LIST

welcome girls and gays to the official pre-start of spn toxic femslash 2025. we've pared down our per-day prompts to a svelte four as opposed to last year's six, and we've added a new category of prompt: character prompts. these are what it says on the tin: single characters without a specified ship. YOU get to choose the femslash. additionally, characters who only appear in a few episodes and only have one name are clarified by the name of the first episode in which they appeared, ao3 style. alright babes, go wild.

remember, you're not required to follow every prompt or even the week theme. pick and choose! and remember to post your works here.

MILF WEEK:

day one: marking // corpse // rowena mcleod/billie // constance welch

day two: gothic // humiliation // eileen leahy/mary winchester // gwen campbell

day three: mommy kink // vivisection // hannah/naomi // eleanor visyak

day four: age gap // jealousy // missouri mosely/jo harvelle // tracy bell

day five: worship // right hand // lilith/ruby // ambriel (the devil in the details)

day six: reign in hell/serve in heaven // mindwipe/lobotomy // eve/lenore (bloodlust) // ava wilson

day seven: munchausen by proxy // barefoot and pregnant // alex jones/celia (alex annie alexis ann) // lydia (the slice girls)

AU WEEK:

day eight: roller derby au // doll // ruby/astaroth (malleus maleficarum) // maggie zeddmore

day nine: guilt by association // executioner // bela talbot/cassie robinson // amy pond

day ten: autopsy // poison/drugging // raphael/billie // athena lopez

day eleven: murder-suicide // isolation // charlie bradbury/charlie bradbury // marin (the born-again identity)

day twelve: nun kink // handmaiden-feudal lord // linda tran/abaddon // cecily (road trip)

day thirteen: vore // comp het // becky rosen/amara // kate milligan

day fourteen: coffeeshop au (evil) // ritual sacrifice // kelly kline/dagon // tessa

GENDERBEND WEEK:

day fifteen: crossdressing // outsider pov // cassie robinson/fem!dean winchester // tamara (the magnificent seven)

day sixteen: forcefem // petplay // fem!jack kline/harper sayles // haley collins

day seventeen: piety // brat // fem!castiel/raphael // madge carrigan

day eighteen: unreality/lying // butch // linda tran/meg masters // olivia (ask jeeves)

day nineteen: turn the straight girl // soulmates // fem!lucifer/fem!sam winchester // hester (reading is fundamental)

day twenty: substance abuse // on the rack // fem!bobby singer/fem!crowley // casey (sin city)

day twenty one: brainwashing // rot // anna milton/ruby // tasha banes

ALTERNATE FANWORK WEEK:

day twenty two: manipulation // scratch her eyes out // patience turner/claire novak // dumah (war of the worlds)

day twenty three: "what happened to her first husband?" // infidelity  // missouri mosely/mary winchester // amelia richardson

day twenty four: somnophilia // true crime // billie/jessica moore // pamela barnes

day twenty five: kidnapping // episode rewrite // kate (bitten)/tasha (paper moon) // lily baker

day twenty six: unreliable narrator // stacy's mom // meg masters/ellen harvelle // stevie (the rupture)

day twenty seven: closeted // demon deal // mary winchester/billie // krissy chambers

day twenty eight: "i ran into a door" // babytrap // jody mills/donna hanscum // paris hilton

[objectbiologist]

if you flipped scenty upside down would that be the object equivalent of putting a turtle on it’s back

first of all why would you do that. you sick fuck.

[samwinchestermydude]

kirpke era is fan favorite for Wincest eras. Which it deserves because it’s unrivaled in its intensity and the pure emotion in Sam and deans relationship. The sexual tension is also just unreal. But carver era gave us a lot of pretty explicit Wincest things.

(The Sam and amelia and the Dean and don parallels, red meat, the chitters ep with the gay hunters, the church scene, “I made you a promise in that church”, “trouble in paradise?”, “you and dean thats something special”, “youre lying to Sam like he’s your wife, which makes me your mistress”, “what did sam say ? He want a divorce”, Sam and Collette parallels…etc)

[thepunkmuppet]

BENNY AND DEAN ARE SO FUCKING GAY OH MY GOD????

I’m obsessed with destiel but deanbenny is just SOOOO so canon it’s unreal. the immediate and constant parallel between sam / amelia and dean / benny, the people the brothers found and loved and trusted in the year they were apart, is making me FUCKING CRAZY, there is no WAY they didn’t know what they were doing with that??? “you left me to rot for a girl” put next to “you made me believe the woman I loved was dead for a vampire”??? dean’s utmost trust in benny, and willingness to do anything to save him and believe that he’s a good person?? DUDE. this is honestly more queerbaity than destiel I’m losing my MIND what the hell

[nonexistentsourcherry]

I'm rewatching all the moments of Dr Kai Bartley on Grey's anatomy and goddamn the gay panic I'm having over this person is unreal. And I love the chemistry with Amelia. Ugghhh

Not me skipping whole episodes just to see Kai and giggle and kick my feet whenever they appear