#i think im really funny

[whoisnotmyname]

I made a new BG3 character! The bard, Tavril Lavigne. And her guardian, Amy Lee

[crispinkiss]

some wolf 359 funnies ive been drawing during my freetime

vague spoilers under the cut

[winterspiderpurrs]

Okay.

Funny prompt idea of Bucky and Steve at an event/party and they dared to call an ex and have then on speaker. Not to be cruel but to catch up. [ maybe make it where it's the one who got away type of thing. See if they would want to "catch up"]

Maybe Bucky and Steve are dating each other.

And then it's their time to call whoever. They didn't realize that they BOTH dated the same guy.

Maybe Steve calls first.

" Hey Queens"

" Hi. Hey Steve. Are you okay? It's been a minute"

" I know but-"

" Doll?"

" Wha... Bucky!? Your there? With Steve?? Oh my god"

And now everyone is staring at Bucky and Steve.

And Bucky and Steve are just staring at each other.

" You dated Peter too?" They said at the same time.

[emsomesay]

has anyone done this yet

[dontbekoii]

traits that are hot and sexy:

confidence

good cooking

pyromancy

mastery over insects

traveling as a reporter to expose government corruption

pinecone pigs

unrequited lesbian love

walking up to an armyman and punching him square in the jaw

occultism

being a descendant of the god of ultraviolence

using that sylvian circle in the way it's meant to be used

photosynthesis

joining the aforementioned army to plan a revenge assassination against a tyrant ruler

wrench toss

becoming enlightened as you reject the opportunity of godhood in the face of your own ascension

wrench toss again, for good measure

keeping a talking wizard head in your bag as a traveling companion

surviving the dungeons of fear and hunger

wrench toss, a final time

[druidshollow]

Looking at the doodle you did earlier today (yesterday? Time zones are difficult) about the lizard damage and for a second I thought one of the towers on Night’s can changed shape to flip Rivers off

that was today for me and also LMAO?????

[suppotato123]

Me commenting:

On food posts on 小红书 like it’s my job.

[leafiz]

The book of bill acronym is so funny because its just T Bob.. Who is T bob?? Transgender SpongeBob?!

[softnsquishable]

Patrick telling everyone why he was late to Fort Worth

don't believe me? here's a side by side.

[mechcanicalmadness]

Would y'all play gartic phone w/ me

The whole thing btw (we are awful)

[lucid-cherry]

Bitches be like “I’m fighting my demons.” And the demons are resisting the urge to listen to Falsettos for hours on end (it’s me I’m bitches)

[hateletterstogender]

omg i love boygenius

[drcooldog]

[privatejoker]

[gumy-shark]

Bappy Hirthday 🎉🎉🎉

YANK THOU!!!

[winterspiderpurrs]

There is a company out there called Omega Healthcare, and honestly, I thought it was fake.

Abo kink?

Med kink?

They got you covered.