#unparalleled tbh

[art--harridan]

[Image description: A digital drawing of The Driller Killer and Courtney Bates from Slumber Party Massacre 2. They are facing off against one another. The Driller Killer floats above her, with a wide, menacing grin. His pose is jovial and laid back, and he's pointing his bright red drill-guitar hybrid down at her, grazing her shoulder with the drill bit and drawing blood. Courtney's expression is equally manic, mouth smiling and eyes wide. Eyeliner runs down her face, and her shirt is stained with blood. She points a oxyacetylene torch and a lighter at him, setting him ablaze. The fire is coloured with pinks and blues, following the established colour palette of the piece. The pair has an electric blue outline. The background is a gradient from pink to blue, with a wavy texture overlaid. Surround them, there's the text "come on baby - light my fire", distorted in different ways.]

let's buzz!

[leashybebes]

#furiously scribbling notes for my exes with detriments fic

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hell yeah!! Posted a couple of snippets already but my brain is buzzing with it, I am shaking the bars of my own enclosure and it's messy and awful and I kind of love it. A snippet in these trying times? I think this is the section that will be followed by messy hurtful extremely weaponised daddy kink lol

"Oh, fuck you. How many times do you think you just get to take out your hurt feelings on me?"

The mean little animal that lives inside Buck now perks up at that. Let's fucking do it.

"Seeing as you're the one who hurt them? At least a couple more times."

Tommy scoffs. "You hurt your own damn feelings, Buck. You made up a version of me to fall for and you never bothered to check whether he was real."

"What are you talking about?"

"Please. You shoved me up on a pedestal so fast it made my head spin. Talking to me like I'm some fucking - queer elder. Like I threw the first brick at Stonewall, not like I've been out for single digit years. You weren't seeing me, Buck. You were seeing some kinda fucking - gay Yoda, it was bullshit and you know it."

"So it's - it's my fault I picked up what you were putting down? Mr Cool, Mr Confident, all that bullshit? Because that was - "

"This is what I'm saying! When did I tell you I was this actualized guy? Was it between telling you I lied about who I was for years and that my own dad doesn't speak to me because he doesn't want a queer for a son? Was it when I told you I was jealous that you have people who care about you? When, Buck? When did I make up the cool guy with his life together?"

[ashthedestroyer]

I like girls that are just a little bit strange. A bit bizarre, a lil weird, a lil spooky even. Something is slightly off about them and it makes them endearing. Also girls who have just lost the plot.

[treviso-nights]

in a shocking and completely predictable turn of events, felassan is actually the revolutionary solas thinks he is

[dragonpropaganda]

five pebbles really is the character of all time huh

he’s an incredibly vast biomechanical god, he’s a like 2ft tall muppet, his associated colour is cyan but he’s bright pink, he’s a video game level, he’s just a little guy, a little birthday boy, he loves his family, he hasn’t talked to any of them in a very long time, he has terminal brain cancer, it looks like blue spaghetti, he loves his sister, he killed his sister, he’s That person on discord, he’s a history nerd, he’s stuck in a box that is also himself, he’s incomprehensibly intelligent, he’s a total dumbass, he talks to small animals, he can fry your brain instantly, he’s suicidal, he doesn’t want to die, he’s so very, very big, but so very very small, he’s a thematic demonstation of a colossal, uncaring world, he’s just another victim of that world in the end

[sophsun1]

✨chemistry✨

[sparring-spirals]

fearne: do you want to come into my bed.... 😏 cuddle for warmth 😘 i wont hurt you i promise 😉

fearne, having succeeded: okay now that you're in my bed.... we can get down to business.... 😉😉😉

fearne: you know that sword we traded u for passage. i kind of want it back :( or can i at least say bye to it :(((

[yardsards]

i needed to express a sentiment in the creative stylings of @dunmeshiminimumwage

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

x

[cuntmand]

he’s such a DIVA!

[brofightiscancelled]

i'll never get over how perfectly suburban american the matsumusical set looks like i dont know how they got it so perfect it cracks me up so much every time

[teruel-a-witch]

5.17/7.01 Kono Saying The Quiet Part Out Loud

These are two completely real lines that somehow made their way past CBS censors into the show. Except the second one doesn't show up in any of the subtitles/captions provided by CBS. But you can hear it clear as day so they actually recorded it in the ADR.

In both episodes Danny and Steve say 'I love you' to each other and the detractors could argue it's a platonic confession but then these lines spoken by Kono reframe it into romantic, but only if you paid attention in the first place. Schrödinger's romance. Mcdanno isn't romantic except when it is. Mcdanno is platonic except when it's not. They can say 'i love you' but that doesn't mean they are 'in love' unless they are. But we'll only say it in a blink and you'll miss off-camera line. Gay love fighting through the wall of homophobic censors to spill through the screen.

[for-thee]

ok i'm curious because i've been thinking about them lately

[brakingpoint]

what made you support max?

speedy man who came into the sport as an emotionally stunted but astonishingly talented teenage baby boy and is now an undeniably weird but still astonishingly talented man with maybe 2 personality traits outside of racing if you’re feeling really really generous about it go brrrrr

[chiyune]

the letter where victor gets in walton’s boat, basically

[rock-hoarder]

had fika with two coworkers i usually don't sit with and one guy mentioned he had tics which made the other guy go "hey, me too" which made me go "wtf me too that's such a coincidence"

can't believe we randomly sat together and it turned out we all have tics