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leregirenga · 10 months ago
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De una u otra forma todos estamos rotos, unos ya sanaron, otros tantos se quedan remendados, y muchos más andan por está tierra quebrados y hechos trizas; tratando de rearmarse, de surcir sus heridas y taparlas para que no sean tan evidentes y claras. Por qué la vida es así, nadie sale entero de ella, porque si hemos amado, reído, llorado, sentido... Todo eso va dejando huellas, tatuajes, memorias de eso que llamamos vida. Leregi Renga
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whydidisavethistomyphone · 1 year ago
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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infocrazebyrepwoop · 8 months ago
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UNOs Granted Full Authority in Absence of Upazila Parishad Chairmen
Upazila Nirbahi Officers (UNO) have been temporarily granted full financial and administrative powers in areas where upazila parishad chairmen and their deputies are absent, according to a new government directive. This move aims to maintain uninterrupted public services amid a growing leadership void. The directive, issued by the Local Government Division’s Upazila-1 branch on Wednesday, took…
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akiione · 29 days ago
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Match icons Detey 💜
Free to use~ Just don't delete the signatures
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luminyra · 25 days ago
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mindset rn
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shandzii · 5 months ago
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Who would win in a battle, Sebastian or Mariza?
you didn't specify what kind so Uno battle be upon them
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Mariza lost since Uno doesn't exist in her world,, she gonna lock in once she figures out the rules and demand a rematch with a vengeance
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lunatykmode · 4 months ago
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UNO
Someone requested Team Dark playing Uno a while ago and loved the idea.
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leregirenga · 2 years ago
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Y si te digo que solo estoy esperando el fin de semana para verte y estar contigo, aunque sin ti?
Que extraño esos momentos en que tocas a la puerta y se que eres tú... Me deleito mirándote y pensándote, mientras tu platicas, haces y dices cosas que en mi mente dan vueltas por que siento que todo tú me perteneces en esos momentos.
Que si no vienes la incertidumbre me mata y me hace trizas, porque a veces me conformo con solo mirarte y creer que aún sientes algo por mi.
Que mis días se hacen más largos e infinitos, ya que tendré que esperar más días para sentir tu presencia física tan cerca de mi.
Y soy feliz con tenerte así, no pido más, me conformo con esas horas en que llegas y de nuevo eres parte de aquí, aunque se que no es así.
Una última cosa, no me niegues la posibilidad de verte aunque solo sea por esos breves instantes, ya que esos minutos me dan paz, me dan alegría y mi amor se sigue alimentando de tu presencia... Te quiero! Eso no lo va a poder cambiar nadie.
Leregi Renga
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109moons · 1 year ago
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Recovery is really hard, but days like today make it all feel worth it.
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lazylittledragon · 4 months ago
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they just got to have a sleepover and nothing bad ever happened at all
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syn0vial · 5 months ago
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really cannot overstate that in the expanded universe, boba fett gets out of the sarlacc pit by 1) realizing the sarlacc pit has psychically connected itself to him for Torture reasons, 2) considering his circumstances and very deliberately deciding, "i am going to stop repressing my emotions for like, two minutes," and 3) consequently giving the sarlacc, a creature that literally feeds off suffering, a fucking seizure
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pasajeroblanco · 1 year ago
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Art by Aquirax Uno, 1970s
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arte-inmortal · 1 year ago
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Unos me quieren otros me odian pero jamas me ignoran.
Juan Pi de OkChicas
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