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[srasdoesthings]

*＊✿❀ Day 2: Werewolves vs Vampires ❀✿＊*

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I'm sorry about for how much blood and cleavage there is in this I was yearning and going through it but also I am a simple and weak woman and I knew what I needed to do.

I need her to bite me I need her I bite me I-

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[mamma-mia-mammon]

makin a separate post cause sugar baby mams deserves it

[marclef]

*Looks at Fake Peppino* What is he made of anyways?Pizza dough?,Slime?The slime you see on AMSAR on YouTube videos?Not to mention if he can shapeshift into Peppino being the doppelganger Fake Peppino is can't hr shapeshift into anything else?

..... okay, serious answer now though. he IS Goop, for lack of a better term. a Goop consisting of the DNA of Peppino, old pizzas, and frogs (a very specific type of frog! 😉) how does all that work together to form a working clone? i dunno, it's ✨SCIENCE!!!✨

as for how it'd feel, i do compare him to Silly Putty a lot, but more like putty that's been dampened or made squishier, though it depends: he can be tougher or squishier if need be, or depending on his surroundings; for example a colder environment will make his "skin" firmer and more snappy, harder to stretch himself.

in terms of being able to shapeshift, my Fake is an interesting case, he can't actually morph his body as much as other clones can. so if say, he tried to make himself look more like Noisette, his best efforts would be stretching his hat to be more like bunny ears, and his "hair" to be like hers, but not a true "transformation".

but, he CAN manipulate his body very well in other ways! he's extremely stretchy, like stretching his limbs and body as far as they're needed. he could potentially stretch into a matter of odd shapes and sized, but as for truly mimicking something, that's a different story.

behold, an elegant form: .... a LONG Fake Peppino!! probably one of the biggest extremes he could reach, but there's all sorts of shapes a Fake can take!

[officialmiintee]

first half of my january commissions <33

[minzart]

..... so like, was the interpretation of Malenors final words to her son be a literal blessing, or just her parting words....

Can you imagine how her blessing, an extremely clever one at a time of war, transformed into a curse for her own son in times of peace, were others fears can only prolong loneliness, and others worship can only extend an already MASSIVE gap when interacting with an already powerfull tipe of fae, now one of the top fucking five.

Anyways in this essay how Yuu is actualy not human-

[suffarustuffaru]

i have new terrible idea. ottojuli au where they both end up at the same bar after getting depressed because their crushes started dating each other (reinsuba) (im so sorry to reinsuba for making this more complicated, theyre already having to deal with reinhards entire bloodline). and then ottojuli start making out about it. this is how we solve ottojuli hostility i promise 🙏

[ghostaholics]

sorry but price needs to be hit with sex pollen so we can explore every single kink he has in one fic

[dizzybizz]

How are your cats doing

like this

[theklaapologist]

Yeah in another life feyd and paul are married and fucking but also in another life they’re on caladan both of them painfully aware that they have NOTHING in common but still trying to pass the time and have some sort of fun for the sake of their dads as both abulurd and leto were created with the sole purpose of getting on my personal nerves

[cherry-bomb-ships]

UNBELIEVABLE AS IM LEAVING MY BASE AIRPORT, HAPPY TO BE BACK HOME, I PASS A GUY WHO'S WEARING A SHIRT WITH MOJO AND THE ROWDYRUFF BOYS ON IT 💖💖💖

[bish0ps]

I want to work as a product designer for pilot so bad it's stupid cuz i don't even know what that would entail and also i already put years into a biomed engineering degree so can they just hire me bc im passionate and cool

[agentperezbian]

I have my own Bechdel test but for fandom blogs. If I scroll for a minute straight and don't see mention of a single female character, I won't follow

[hychlorions]

when's that capcom thing going live i don't wanna be online for it

[monay-monn]

frothing at the mouth

jordan centric save file....

was looking through Ao3 fics and stumbled upon a really interesting plot idea that I'm just frothing at the mouth to do a sketchy sketch of

bros what do you do when the face of your (pressumably) dead crush who went missing several years ago comes back looking like they never aged a day (that now also acts like they've only just met you)

[taegularities]

so i'm like 80% sure i might never end up writing most of my evermore fics bc i am already a very drained hooman bean and have no idea how long i will be able to stick around on tumblr dot com… buuut i do have a finished tae fic and have had it for years now, so… wat do we tink 👀

[304wv66]

9.18.2023 // oops something bad happened here, surely only in the literal sense right, the decay and neglect isn't supposed to be symbolic riGHT???👁👁💦