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It was sweet that Astarion was under the belief that no one would figure out he was a vampire before his big reveal. Most of us took one look at him and said "yep, that sure is a vampire right there." Most, however, doesn't include the party members. Some of these characters are supposed to be perceptive and intelligent, and I'm still convinced that if you press your ear against theirs you'd hear elevator music.
Over at Patreon, society6, and redbubble we don't let intellect devourers starve.
#champions and heroes#Baldur's Gate#Baldur's Gate 3#Gale of Waterdeep#Shadowheart#Astarion#Tav#intellect devourer#your secret is safe with me Astarion#mainly because the game won't let me say anything#but I recommend that you bring him to meet the Gur hunter in act 1 before he has his reveal#that nervous energy he brings to the conversation is *chef's kiss*#adding the redbubble link again#because society6 is being a butt and has decided that you only get to have 10 designs going forward#unless you pay for the account#so uh... yeah
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I've seen a few posts about attempting economical freezes or boycotts and would like to offer an alternative, one which won’t inherently pit us against each other.
There's a style of protest that let everyday fellows continue, getting groceries, medications, entertainment, whathaveyou, all while preventing economic flow. If the buses don’t show up, the bosses won’t care, they have other busses, but if the busses don’t charge? If every grocery item is scanned and bagged, but the transaction canceled of falsely cashed (when you type in the cash and then just put nothing in), your CEOs will care. The customers will be happy, thrilled even! It's a great way to get the eternal fence sitters to side with you!
Like with other protests, it only works in numbers. You're a lot more likely to get fired over not showing up versus not doing one part of your job (the part they actually care about). But it's also a model unlikely to make your coworkers resent or act against you in spite, as leaving them out to dry by a walkout doesn’t stop the company from making money, it just makes it a harsher grind against the workers who couldn’t afford not showing up (some need every penny to live).
I have no doubt that there won’t be many protests in my area, this is Trump land with the occasional KKK and religious fanatics screaming about hell in public. My hope is that protestors of neighboring or different counties consider this as an option.
(Mostly I've been thinking about how people like to act out against a company by harassing or disregarding the workers, like those hacks who refuse to put their carts away ‘in protest’. Hun, if you really wanted a protest you'd have taken pliers to the frame until it was unusable, or just shoved the whole thing in your car.)
TLDR: Want a cool protest method where you bite into companies? You get rid of their stuff. If you can’t break it, then give it for free. Walkouts leave companies’ merchandise untouched; handouts or refusing to take payment gets CEOs worried FAST.
#Food for thought#protest#2025#boycott#what would this be cinsidered as a form of protest?#People are going to pay for uners amd food regardless; they need that shit#We can’t tell them to go hungry because they won’t.#Unless you can get EVERYONE on board#Or you skip the oretenses amd use the red fucks' strategies against them#Then you need to make your protest appealing to#those who would otherwise ruin your efforts.#This model has been used by busses and hospitals before#with rapid success#(Though I do kinda feel lile Amazon warehouses should freeze…#But then the products would still be accounted for; Musk would go unaffectd
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thursday quest - no physical therapy today - make and eat lunch sooooo early but i can do it!!!!! - get ready for wedding - attend wedding! yay! (: - decompress well when i get home <3
#its thursday quest#god i'm so anxious about it autism style. so many uncertainties that i simply cannot account for alone. but i'm being sooo 'brave' about it#(keeping it to myself. except for posting about it)#taxi company hasn't texted me the drivers' details yet and i emailed them to be like ummmm your policy is to pay before the day#would you like to email me the payment details so i can do that? and they were like 'we'll send the driver details soon' ummmm#there isn't much soon left!!!!!!! it's happening tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!#they're probably just not Organised™ in the way i prefer to be. which is objectively fine it's just challenging for me personally.#i do not think it's Bad but!!!!! i've never taken a taxi before <- guy who Is Scared Of Taxis Specifically but has to face#their fears because they're disabled and have no other choice.#worst case i am down the money and no-one arrives to take me home i guess :P but it'll be afternoon AND my family are there so#in theory i could just get a lift home even though that would mess up other people's plans sooooo bad. UNLESS they have already drunk uhhhh#in which case i guess i'd just ask for help calling a taxi to the place. plany of people who can do such things easily (unlike me)#it'll be fine!!! i can ask my siblings if need be bc they are so niceys and will not get mad at me for being autistic o7#My other worry is being too hot and being in a rush getting ready bc i have to eat a proper meal due to the symptoms syndromes#and we are leaving when my lunch usually is so that's a whole thing. which ALSO doesn't matter and I can do! it's just hard!#where is that post that's like 'managed mental illness can look like absence of mental illness 😅'. NOT saying being autistic is mental#illness i am saying that the specific extreme anxiety i have is for me linked to autistic issues with 'the unknown' and boy. does this#social situation also have a lot of unknown.#BUT I CAN DO IT! and dare i say even have a nice time!!!!! it's just i get so so scared beforehand but i will not express it in a way that#impacts or inconveniences anyone else!!! i can handle it by myself at my house and it'll be fine
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I need to make rent and rent is every month. Consider commissioning me? ✨Reblog to support a disabled autistic artist✨
#ur not a horrible person if you don't reblog of course and ngl i dont expect it much from the site that only interacts with my fanart posts#original content on this site kinda just fades to obscurity unless ur already a popular account#need proof? just check any non fanart post i made lmao#i just need to pay rent so i figured i'd throw my info here too#small artist#commission#commissions open#furry community#furry#furry art#art#artwork#oc#artist
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Hey chat I would really appreciate if one of the supposed 28,000 people paying $70 a year for TUMBLR PREMIUM could talk to me cuz I don’t think you’re real
My DMs are open I just want proof of your existence🙏
#‘join over 28000 other supporters’ see I don’t believe you#this hellsite has always thrived on being insane I can’t believe anyone is paying for PREMIUM#unless tumblr account pizza herself follows you for it I don’t see the point#tumblr premium
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my one lunch break is my one break and this is the coworker that was "helping" me in my class yesterday. And by help I mean she sat and a chair and left me to do everything by myself
#on the plus side my director said my classroom management skills were getting better#which is true but because I have to do everything alone#yes I'm using my one lunch break to bitch but I love bitching#I live to bitch and bitch to live#introverts y'all have spent the last 30 years or so bragging about how you don't like to socialize#WE GET IT! MESSAGE RECIEVED! NO ONE ASKS YOU TO DO ANYTHING WITH THEM BECAUSE YOU MADE A PERSONALITY OUT OF NOT WANTING TO DO THINGS!#today's not my day to begin with#I got my paycheck and got my money orders to pay my rent come to find out my landlord won't take my money unless I pay him a $75 late fee#girl I have $16 left in my bank account and that $16 is supposed to somehow feed me for two weeks#this can't be the same paycheck my coworkers is raising multiple kids with#are their partners secretly doctors or oilmen and they don't want flex in my face#what is going on#now I got to text my sister and ask her for $75 and hope she have it#and imma have to pay June's rent late but at least I'll have my teacher supplement payment on that check so I'll be alright#but times are hard and I hate asking for money on here in general#but I really hate asking when I'm whining about my bullshit and people are trying to escape a literal genocide
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I dont have an account on the website you're hosting Time and Time again on, but I just wanted to say that I finally delve into it and binge read it in two days because it was just SO GOOD! You're really good at just. conveying so much with so little (the ''little'' being the frame of a webcomic its self and not like say, an animation) and your writing is really inspiring. I originally followed you for the midwestern church art you drew (At least thats what i remember that drawing was? I'm so sorry if not skjl;afjkld) and just. through and through your art is so inspirational.
Thank you so much <3
And no worries, I understand what you mean by "little" in this context. comics are an incredibly beautiful medium, but the framework of my story definitely would be best suited for something like TV, and trying to fit as many intricacies and nuances as possible into an "episode" is extremely hard haha
In a moving medium you just get to fit "more"... subleties of emotion and conveyed with music, you get controlled timing, minor expressions, quick shots, the actors themselves bring infinitely real layers to a performance - all things that simply can't be conveyed the same through single images all controlled by one person. Plus, you can just fit a lot more story/events into a 22/42 minute episode than you can into a 130 page comic, even though they end up taking about the same time to get through!
Of course I love comics and I want to keep making them as long as I can <3 This isn't to knock the medium at all, cause it definitely comes with unique perks over TV as well!!! It's like working in watercolor versus digitally. But I do appreciate you noticing the limitations of the medium and showing my work love regardless!
And yes, that was me! I'm really glad my art can reach you and that you're here.
#asks#musical-medic#to save#nice words#this is extremely sweet thank you#and thank you for reading my comic#and honestly yeah no need to get a webtoon account#the only reason to do so would be to leave comments or to pay to read ahead#but I dont even make any money from that HAHAHA so I say wait unless you truly just wanna read ahead
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i'm very much contemplating signing up for that fancy horse model club this year bc i'll at least have enough spare change/xmas money to make the initial deposit for it, but i am Devastated to be reminded how much the individual models cost lmaoooo rip
#by the time i have to pay for them i'll probably have more income and it'll be Fine#they might have been cheaper in previous years and that's what i'm remembering. bc i swear they were#listed as $175 before and then you take the deposit into account and it brings them each down to like#$140 each or smthn like that. but now they're listed as $195 each?? sheeeesh#like. they're worth it. bc they're brand new sculptures/models and all hand painted and come w#fancy packaging and certificates of authenticity etc etc. but i'm so. aauuughghfjgkhg so much money...#i say this as if i don't refrain from spending money on myself 99% of the rest of the time unless it's#something strictly utilitarian that i'll use very frequently#these are just Pretty Objects........ but i want them. i want just One Nice Thing for myself pretty please#after the Hell of the last few years. i want smthn i can look forward to for the whole next year#i say things
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me and the generic extra strong Tylenol and the pure rage in my system
#Every once in a while I think. It’s not too bad home. I’m over dramatic. It’s not bad and it won’t be bad when I go home and never been bad#Then actually think and remember#I shouldn’t have been hit as a small child. I thank god that my parents stopped that with me.#But also. I should have been taken seriously when I went To them with concerns and shouldn’t have been brushed off.#But also to be a 14 something year old and to realize your parents aren’t in love is a crushing feeling#Since that must have been when. 13-14. Appa passed. Pandemic times. I’m sure my father. Since this would have been the last time I saw Appa#We went down to visit. Dad didn’t go he had work. He sent us off. I remember sitting in the passenger seat by mom in driver#Dad praying for our safe travel and for him going in for a kiss and the moment of hesitation and unwant from my mother#And the awkward silence and the way everything seemed to just shift to the side#That was summer of 2019. My first time realizing my parents weren’t both in love happened when I was 13-14.#I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.#And going to college has me feeling so guilty. Like I fucking ditched my siblings? The kids I raised as a child myself?#(I had to go. I don’t know if my scholarship would have held I don’t know if my financial aid would have held. I couldn’t have waited. )#(I would have likely done something bad to myself. Genuinely. If I weren’t able to be here. If I had to stay. I wouldn’t survive that.)#my siblings are fine. They have no responsibilities. My sister is manipulative. They will manage. They want me to get the education I need#They aren’t going to have to use their own college money to pay to be able to eat because the parents won’t feed them for the summer#I went into college with at least a couple hundred less than I should have. Because I had to parent. I had to feed my siblings.#And I had to pay to fill the gas tank on my father’s gas eater truck. We couldn’t be home because of the selling home situation.#I had to do something to get us out and to feed us but I didn’t get paid back for anywhere near all of it#I don’t regret it. But a kid shouldn’t have to pay for them and their siblings to live.#But then I remember the dread I have for returning ‘home’ for the breaks. I don’t know what I’m going to do.#If I can’t work all of the breaks then I either won’t be able to pay next semester#Or I’ll have almost no money in savings. Like nothing to my name. Can’t buy gas. Can’t do anything. Can’t buy food.#Unless the next scholarship stuff I’m doing pulls through. But I’m willing to work the whole break just to get away from either house.#I want to violently shake my parents and get them to comprehend#Father you have dropped 260$ into my bank account in the last two weeks. Why could this not be earlier in the semester.#Why couldn’t that be in the time and fashion you FUCKING PROMISED for helping me pay my schooling?#You have money to spare. Stupid. Why couldn’t you help like you promised.#Mom you fucker. I get that you are kinda with a new man now. But you’re leading yourself into a relationship with a man you said yourself#You don’t want to date because he wants to move away with his sister and because he hates it here
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❥ ceo!nanami’s camgirl gone corporate!
prequel.
you got him good, he’ll admit. hiding your face, occasionally wearing wigs on stream like you’ve dyed your hair, not often bringing up your personal life unless it’s silly, menial anecdotes.
kento would’ve never known it was his pretty little secretary fucking herself on live twice a week and not some random girl who looked similar, had he not ran his annual background check and found your email linked to that porn account.
a rookie mistake, truly.
“dirty girl,” he grunts, one thick hand pressing right into the small of your back, keeping your squirming form bent over his desk. “having a side job like that...”
your already-short skirt is rucked up and over your ass, the fabric of your pantyhose and black panties torn to shreds as kento bullies his cock into you.
and, god, you’re just as soft and warm and tight as he imagined, walls clamping down on him and sucking him in like a black hole. no matter how many times you’ve fucked yourself on your fingers or dildos, it’s nothing in comparison to the feeling of your boss stuffing you full.
just big and girthy — a monster of a cock on a man that you’d thought was average. it stretches you out, forces your insides to mold to the perfect shape of him and leaves you keening, nails biting into the wood of the desk.
“do i not pay enough?” kento delivers a swat to your tender cheek, and you jolt, another glob of slick gushing around his length. “is the work i give you too demanding? are you thinking about quitting?”
as if he’d ever let you do that.
you frantically shake your head, a moan crumbling in your throat with a particularly hard thrust. “n-no, ungh!”
he frowns, tilting his head to the side, and those thin wire glasses slip down the high bridge of his nose. “so what—” smack! “could’ve possibly provoked you—” smack! “to fuck yourself on camera for others to see, hm?” smack!
a sob claws its way free, and every harsh spank against your ass sends a delicious tingle to your messy cunt, one that has your eyes sliding all the way back in your skull.
how can your boss, someone so reserved and cordial, be so... cruel?
but, fuck, if it doesn’t get you soaking wet, and kento knows that too, can hear every lewd, wailing squelch of your pussy. sounds even better in person, he thinks.
“mmngh, i— i’m sorry!” an apology you both know is halfhearted. “pleaseee, sir!”
... sir?
oh, that makes his cock throb, and you can feel every pulse like it’s in time with his heartbeat. that honorific has always sounded so sweet coming from you normally, but now? with your voice hoarse and breathy and whiny?
it’s fucking heaven.
(but he doesn’t miss how you avoided the question.)
kento ups his pace to something brutal, a relentless in-out, in-out, in-out that snatches the air from your lungs and the sense from your mind.
“y-you’ve been fucking with me,” he snarls, low and mean. “acting like some simple corporate girl by day just to slut yourself out online at night. comin’ in here with short skirts that barely pass the dress code a-and low-cut blouses. hah— if i didn’t know any better, darling, i’d say you wanted me to... to find out.”
maybe you did. maybe you knew who anonworkaholic was all along, maybe you used that specific email to make your account on purpose, maybe you came just a little harder during streams because you knew kento was watching, was fisting that heavy cock and cumming right along with you.
so what?
it worked, right?
your lack of a proper response (moans and pants don’t count, after all) tells kento everything he needs to know, along with the helpful noises from your weak hole.
“o-oh, i know she did,” kento coos, and it takes you far too long to realize he’s not talking to you. “know she wanted me to see her on camera, rubbing that needy clit—” his hand slips between the two of you and does just that, swirling quick, decimating circles, “— and whining like she was, mm, in heat.”
your orgasm sneaks up on you, blinding and beautiful, every nerve in your body on fire. your sloppy pussy spasms around his girth, a broken mewl of his name leaving your open, drooling mouth as you drench his desk and whatever paperwork that’s been pushed to the floor.
“f-fuck, nanami!”
his pupils are blown, pitch-black practically engulfing all of that typical soft brown as he watches your body tremble. you sound so pretty, look so pretty, are so pretty.
it’s a miracle kento pulls out in time to spurt thick ropes of cum all over your back with a long groan, lashes fluttering while his balls empty themselves. this is the hardest he’s cum in a while, but it’s like they say: nothing compares to the real thing.
everything in his office is a mess — documents ruined, desk slick and marked by your nails, chair knocked onto the ground, paperweight shattered. yet he grabs some tissues and cleans you up, wiping his seed from your skin and smoothing your skirt back down before he leans into your ear.
“invite me on your stream next time, mm? won’t tell a soul.”
after all, that’s both of your dirty secrets now.
#jjk#jjk smut#jjk x reader#jjk x you#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen smut#jjk nanami#jjk nanami smut#kento nanami x reader#nanami kento x reader#nanami kento#kento nanami#kento nanami x you#nanami kento x you#nanami kento x fem!reader
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I'm so tired of sellers requiring that I break P*Pal ToS because they don't want to pay fees.
Like, I'm sorry the service you are using to accept payments because you are literally incapable of doing it all by yourself requires that you pay them for using their service it's almost like that's how the whole entire world works & it's almost like you? are being paid? for doing a service? as well????? gosh.
it's also illegal - against their terms - to demand that the client pays the fee that the seller pays for USING THEIR SERVICES. so much so that the site HIDES THE FEE FROM THE PAYER. it's almost like you, the USER OF THEIR SERVICES, should know how much their fees are and WORK THAT INTO YOUR PRICES, just like THE SERVICE ITSELF TELLS YOU TO DO.
:ugh:
#shin vents#this is the fucking. “what do you MEAN I HAVE to tell them my legal name???”#“I've been using a fake name for YEARS!” all the fuck over again#it turns out!!! when you are using a SERVICE!!! that handles your FUCKING CASH MONEY!!! you have to be TOTALLY ABOVE THE BOARD WITH THEM.#you can't just PICK AND CHOOSE. if a bank would laugh you out of the building for trying to sign up with “kittycat 7217” as your name#THEN THE PAYMENT HANDLER CAN DO THAT TOO. FUCK.#also it's not a bank. stop keeping money in it. it is a PAYMENT PROCESSING SERVICE.#I keep exactly enough cash to cover a chargeback of my most recent largest invoice#and NO MORE EVER. it GOES INTO THE BANK.#you should??? know your fees??? and put that into your prices???#this is what you pay for a service. unless you are taking cash from a hand into your hand#someone out there had to have the infrastructure and trust and bank contacts and SO MUCH SECURITY which all#COSTS MONEY TO HAVE#money that they take in FEES for USING THEIR SERVICE. why is this so hard#no you can't lie. no you can't give them fake names and fake SSNs#yes they CAN close your account AT ANY TIME as per their tos which I bet you have NEVER read#and they CAN take ALL of the money in your account when they do. don't??? keep money??? in a PAYMENT PROCESSING SERVICE.#PUT IT IN A BANK.#please stop asking me to break tos on my payment processor which I would be FUCKED without#please jsut send invoices and let me pay the fees and tip you the difference please please please
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thinking about two best friends until dawn part 6 'bupa beepo'
#this bit was funny but the fucking work to get this fucking clip really wasn't#bro the fucking heaps of shit hoops you have to jump through to even get a Simple Shit Task Done on the modern fucking internet. insane#remember when the 1st page of internet search results used to be good. remember when the internet was humble#and had actually fully-functioning tools hosted on mere websites without any bullshit attached. no accounts. no email. no popups#perchance only a DOWNLOAD THIS AS A PROGRAM OR EXTENSION but as a measly 1-liner text button in the menu. god#i miss it. i miss it so fucking bad.#shitpost#yeah bitch i'm skipping any fucking website that has RATINGS in the GOOGLE SEARCH. that shit used to have the SPONSORED TAG!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!#imagine being called a trimmer website and it doesn't even let you download the clip in its og 720p glory with sound#UNLESS 🤓 you make an account or pay PREMIUM DOLLAHH because otherwise this website is UNSUSTAINABLE WEHHHh#''oH doWNLoad yOutUbe mP4S 🤓🤓" gives you the mp3 version. god. ARE YOU JOKING!!!!!!!!!#i'd be dead in a ditch without windows 7 version of windows movie maker. i'm a fucking boomer abt this shit and i'll die on this hill#I'M TIRED OF IT!!!! I'M TIRED!!! I'M SO FUCKING TIRED
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Seeing as that Strahd piece I drew is one of my most popular works of last year, you'd think I'd draw him more. And I do!!
Unfortunately it's not postable to here or my bsky that actually has followers lmaooooo. I promise I'll draw him and his dumb little wine glass again, but for now you must understand that if you wanna see your favorite horrible vampire drawn by me, he's gonna be in some Situations
#smol speaks#hello Strahd von Zarovich girlies (gender neutral) some of you were lovely enough to like that last post of him#a couple of you even followed! If you want to see more ask for my 18+ account#Or pester me to draw him more in sfw scenarios. Or pay me /SILLY im joking. Unless...?#(fr though dw bout it)
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can anyone tell me more about the coin system for resistbot?
#nowhere on the site does it say what coins *cost* unless you link your account i guess?#but i don't link things unless i know what the costs are going in?#like i can just keep donating separately but i want to know if it's worth it to connect my phone#is going premium worth it vs paying for coins on their own and HOW MUCH do coins cost?#i am not big on subscribing to things that don't put the 'costs' up front and ask for my contacts before sharing info#if you can buy coins then there should be a flat rate listed up front#also does a premium account get you coins or do you still have to pay to get your 'double coin' rate?#every time i use the bot i think how i should just sign up but then i get bogged down trying to find answers#and give up and just use the 'free' service#phone calls are free but it turns out at excessive mental cost for my executive dysfunction i'm just too frazzled this time of year#and like saying you won't take paypal is fair i am not sure where you're storing my cc info and i prefer that extra control
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What the heck twitter
Why are you copying tumblr in thing you were better at :(
#i thought answer would be for money but...when i clicked on that thing it didn't redirect me to something to pay for#so i understand even less#if anyone is wondering it says that now people who you blocked will see your tweets#unless you make your account private#frankly it's less that i'm annoyed people who i blocked will see my tweets i'm more annoyed at idea that i will see tweets of people who#blocked me#especially if it would be art please at least not reccomed it to me twitter#edit:ah no they did hide it behind paywall#no it's making sense#...and i realized it still wouldn't even help me with my main problem do they also hide option 'do not see tweets from people who blocked#you' on there
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To younger broke adults getting into sex work here’s some common scams:
“I’ll pay you $ every week for feet/genital/fetish pics” they start a long conversation about this. Then they convince you to send some sample pics. They will try to get you to enact their fetishes with promise of later payment. Then they cut and run. They will be kind, promise large things, but become aggressive when you refuse. Lesson: never give things for free unless you’re specifically doing it for marketing. Personalized fetish content should require payment upfront.
“I want to be your sugar mommy/daddy” These are insanely common and will use a variety of tactics. They prey on vulnerable broke people who are desperate for stable cash. They may try to use a BDSM dynamic to make you feel sexy and submissive. They’ll start a long flirty conversation that makes you feel good and desired and confident. Then they might send a link…. Don’t click it! Or they might ask you to “prove your loyalty” as their sub/babygirl/whatever. Proving your loyalty will probably involve sending them money in some way. The most common way is to buy a gift card and tell them the code. If a stranger ever asks you to buy them a gift card that’s pretty much always an instant block.
The same thing goes for “pay pigs”. There are very few people out there actually into financial domination. Chances are people promising you access to their bank accounts are liars trying to get dommed by a stranger, or scammers trying to get money from you.
There’s essentially two main categories of scams in sex work: 1. Traditional scams (trying to get money, personal info, account access) and 2. Freebie scams (trying to get your SW content for free)
Freebie scams can involve someone trying to piss you off so you curse them out and they can go jerk it to being rejected by someone hot. You can just block people being weird.
As a new or established SWer you literally don’t owe anyone anything unless they’ve specifically paid for a service you offer.
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