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felidaeng · 5 months ago
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get pookied
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idontmindifuforgetme · 1 year ago
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megan thee stallion is the perfect example of unbothered energy. nicki has repeatedly vagueposted about her, gone on unhinged rants about her, gone so far as to mention her dead mother (such a classless low blow), threatened her on live, and has now released the tackiest diss track in history. and what has megan done? literally nothing. she straight up ignored her, aside from that one ig story where she posted herself laughing (which was perfect btw). she is the epitome of “i will not dignify that w a response.” i love it.
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daily-snufkin · 4 months ago
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🌿 DAY 6
Waiting out the rain.
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ethosiab · 4 months ago
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blegh
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despazito · 2 months ago
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allegedly this cat was able to communicate "look litter", "ouch potty", and "want potty doctor" which lead to a cancer diagnosis. how does a cat conceptualize the job of a veterinarian? there's very rarely instant relief at the vet's office, if anything it's usually an unpleasant experience even for very chill cats.
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backseatloversz · 10 days ago
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if i think about it too hard i will get mad but just on its own this quote is really funny. "i dont mean that in a bad way" after the most scathing read of someone. why is it coming from adam siska
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monwillica · 2 months ago
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loooove ur jetlag art!!!! if ur still taking requests (totally fine if not) could u draw perhaps a ben in your favorite outfit of his?
thanks anon! <3 not that i was waiting for an excuse or anything but
TOP FIVE BEN DOYLE OUTFITS
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martian-martian-martian · 19 days ago
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ferengi with latinum grillz would go hard as fuck send post.
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bingqiv · 10 months ago
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The Doctor to Rogue: “LET’S ARGUE ACROSS THE STARS”
The Master:
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budd-ie · 9 months ago
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“Mu Qing is too logical for his own good” is such a real problem that he deals with and as tragic as it makes his life I also think it’s really funny when someone is accusing him of something and instead of telling them to shut up or leave him alone the first thing he does is pull out the 95 fucking theses detailing every single thing wrong with their argument WITH historical evidence and additional considerations from scholarly psychology articles, MLA format works cited and completely annotated. It could use an editor and some bias correction, but he actually makes a pretty good point. anyways tgcf ace attorney au when
#mu qing xie lian hua cheng and Ling Wen in a San FranTokyo court of law needs to happen#Hua Cheng is the guy who became a lawyer to chase a boy. he would be a defense attorney too#Xie Lian is a lawyer because of his natural strong sense of justice and he would probably be a prosecutor too based on his track record#it’s not a perfect parallel but you know what I mean#xie lian is still so phoenix wright by nature but hes just a prosecutor now. they both have survived a multitude of near-death experiences#Hua cheng plays a natural game where he only bites back if something is worth his time and doesnt usually seek trouble.#therefore hes the most ruthless defense attorney you've ever seen. he would update the autopsy report#you could also argue that xie lian would still be a defense attorney if you consider the way phoenix uncovers truth within his defense#and then ends up sending someone else to jail in the end. which happens very often#mu Qing started off as a prosecutor but Xie Lian said he would be a better defense attorney and he was right#Feng Xin is the. uh. bailiff. or something#judge jun wu#Ling wen is like the final boss of witnesses. that brocade immortal scene where xie lian absolutely fakes her tf out is so iconic#unless ling wen is gumshoe just much much less silly goofy#does anybody have that one edgeworth art where its. i ask the witness a question. i press them. they lie. they go to hell#if you do PLEASE dm me im begging you i need it#the wind master is maya holy shit what if#banyue is pearl#no-face von karma...... qi rong franziska......#again its Not a perfect parallel by any means but the spirit is here#rb with your tgcf lawyer headcannons#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#mu qing
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zer0point5ive · 1 year ago
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it’s the picture of diana in lawrence’s wallet with her arms wrapped around a dog, it’s the horse riding awards in her bedroom and and the snake toy she has draped over her headboard .. it’s adam who wanted so badly to be a vet, adam who loves cats and brings them saucers of milk despite there being barely anything in his fridge .. it’s them bonding over their love of animals, diana showing adam her amazing animal facts book and adam asking for one every time he sees her, it’s adam saving up his own money so he can surprise her with a trip to the zoo for their next adam-and-diana day when lawrence and alison are at work and need someone to watch her, it’s him taking his camera, getting pictures of her with her favorite animals and developing them, it’s diana telling adam she wants to be a vet when she grows up and him getting excited, grabbing lawrence’s stethoscope when diana says she wants to play vets and taking his job oh so seriously when diana says that he’s gotta be her assistant, it’s .. its ..
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hyunpic · 8 months ago
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originalcrime · 2 months ago
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hilarious to think if Buck and Eddie have a love confession and treat it like a “do not pass go, do not collect $200, straight to superhell” moment when in fact Eddie is moving one (1) time zone away
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cozymochi · 2 months ago
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was it just an oversight that the app forgot to… put Sam’s actual edited render in the game album properly
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like, i just noticed that that’s just his live2d model kshshdgdh and it’s not like they DON’T have the edited version of his full original illustration, itS ON THEIR OFFICIAL WEBSITE
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SO IT MUST HAVE JUST BEEN AN OVERSIGHT OR SOMETHING cuz im assuming it was meant to be a placeholder but jgdhvdgdg
they forgor. just like they forgor to put the words. “Grade/Class” on Ortho’s updated bio after book 6 is completed😔
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WHOOPSIE
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hood-ex · 6 months ago
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I hate the "being forced to share a bed" trope, but I love the "being forced to share a sleeping bag" trope. The sleeping bag is where it's at. Fuck that bed.
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xxplastic-cubexx · 5 months ago
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your mcavoy!charles is so incredibly squishable to me i just. like. the way everyone was talking about comics erik using comics charles’ waist as a stress toy? that’s how i feel about your mcavoy!charles but with literally all of him. i want to click and drag him at the corners to compress him like a photoshop layer. i want to put him in a hydraulic press and watch him pop in it. i want to melt him in my toaster oven<3 <- i am normal and can be trusted around fictional characters
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hello Perfectly Normal And Hinged Xmen Fan anon sometimes people call me snap its lovely to meet you :)
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