#unhinged pete

[iamfujoshiwe]

Unhinged Pete idea:

Imagine Pete being obsessed to Vegas even before the canon timeline. Lets make Pete likes Vegas from the first time he became a bodyguard of the main family.

The reason can be simple love at first sight. Like, Vegas had smiled at him? Or Pete had accidentally stumbled upon Vegas torturing their enemies? Or maybe Pete listened to Vegas talking in english in his smooth voice and Pete just melted all over

At first it was a simple love, or mere idolizing. Vegas is someone he wanted to be. Confident, doesn't care about people's opinion, charismatic, etc etc. When he found out Vegas' relationship with his father he felt even more connection because they basically have the same experience. Overtime he became more and more obsessed to the point of worshipping.

Pete knows all about Vegas. From his personal information, schedule, even his boytoy (sometimes even uses the boytoy himself, bc hey Vegas' leftover is worth it)

He has a few bodyguards and staffs in the minor family blackmailed so he knows Vegas' every move. They even take photos of him too.

Of course he's still the Sweet Pete, Sunshine Pete, unassuming and flat. Not interresting. Not attracting attention. But he's actually very clever. He can keep his obsession secret. He can sneak out of his duty undetected whenever he wants to see Vegas when the man visits main family compound.

Pete often spends his days off stalking Vegas. He has an apartment outside of the main family compound (ofc nobody knows) specifically to collect anything related to Vegas (lighter, used shirt, used bottle of water, etc etc). The walls are full of Vegas' photos taken by minor family bodyguards and ones he's taken himself when stalking him over the years.

A few times when he's lucky, the minor family's bodyguards smuggled him to Vegas' closet in his bedroom. Pete would spent all night staring at Vegas' sleeping form from the gap of his closet, surrounded by his clothes. And Pete swears that was the happiest moment in his life.

Oh and this one time when he sneaked in, Vegas was having a boytoy over. Pete watched Vegas doing the do in bed with his boytoy and Pete imagined himself in the boytoy's place. Pete was so turned on he almost passed out.

Pete has spy camera installed in Vegas' bedroom and in the shower. Let just say that our Pete is so smart that he can tamper with technology that even Vegas doesn't realize there're cameras. The recording is in his appartment. He plays it over and over whenever he's there.

Only Tankhun knows about this. Pete almost killed him for that but realized that the man meant no harm. Tankhun confronted Pete in his own unhinged way and found Pete's obsession hilarious (ooh I love your drama. That devil cousin of mine has a stalker? And he has no idea at all? Good for you Pete! Keep going!)

[frozen-seagrass]

Was that the chomp of '86?!

[golyadkin]

OBVIOUSLY i'm going to draw Axe Pete

[spicyvampire]

KP APPRECIATION : Week 6 – growth

You know what that is? Growth

[artfreaksmeout]

Inktober Day 13: VegasPete - obsession

I just wanted some unhinged/Dark Pete. Plus I like the idea of Pete kidnapping Vegas this time around. Pete just being obsessed with Vegas the first time he meets him and just constantly keeping tabs on him. One day he sees Vegas flirting with Porsche and it’s a little too much. He’s flirting with someone that’s a little to close, so Pete snaps and kidnaps Vegas to keep him all to himself.

[judasisgayriot]

Headfirst Slide...

[castielsprostate]

idk what to do with the information that tom hardy knows what tumblr is

[misspoetree]

#justVegasPeteThings

[many more text post memes]

[simplerainbow]

Vegas's facial expression in this moment telling Pete to "act right on the phone or I'll kill your grandma" has a special place in my heart

[playgroundeyes]

nothing hits as hard as watching an unhinged 1 hour 20 min video essay / powerpoint presentation on petekey lore at nearly midnight

[natabatts]

Sneak peeks of the NPMD fic i’m working on. only posting this to force myself to actually commit to this. anyways shout out to @nomielop who’s had to listen to my incessant ramblings

[darkfire359]

You know who I love? Edward Teach.

He's capable of such great selflessness and bravery: saving Stede's crew from the Spanish, taking the blame from Stede for Nigel's death, stepping in front of the firing squad, and taking the Act of Grace.

Yet he's also capable of such terrible cruelty: ordering a man flayed alive for a single insult, making a crewman kill his own dog, drowning someone who'd just tried to help him, burning a ship full of people alive, and of course the toe thing.

He's innocent and naive: curling into a ball and crying repeatedly from having done something bad, not understanding passive aggression and getting easily hurt by the French partygoers, and getting easily manipulated by Jack.

He's a charismatic manipulator: wowing and making friends with Stede's crew while keeping his hands on his weapons the whole time, flipping on the “insane eye-gouger” persona like a lightswitch to effortlessly intimidate the French captain, and even inventing the very concept of fuckeries (using fear to rule people).

He wears his emotions on his sleeve and is terrified of abandonment, getting easily heartbroken by Stede (and arguably reacting in e10 in large part due to fear of Izzy leaving him as well). He's stoic enough that he barely reacts at the mention of good crewmen dying for him.

He's a masochist who flirts by pointing a gun at his crush and asking them to stab him, and who asks his ex to whip him in the balls. He's a sadist who loves maiming people and who fed people their own body parts for a laugh. He's a goth who got his entire crew to wear black leather. He's a lover of pretty, bright colors who rocks a pink gown and made his first mate put purple bows in his beard.

He concocts brilliant plans but forgets the day's date. He's a master of the sea who thinks nature is annoying and stupid. He's a proud cannibal who loves sugar and sweet desserts. Sometimes he de-stresses by building a blanket fort, and sometimes he gets a pistol and tries to shoot up an entire party. He's a cute princess who can just as easily be a terrifying villain.

Ed is the most EVERYTHING of anyone on the show. It's no wonder so many people are in love with him.

[hum--hallelujah]

Sugar, We're Goin' Down (2005) // to you (unfinished, off the top of my head) (2008) // P!atD, The Calendar (2011)

[iwillfightgodandwin]

Y'all act like Patrick is the sweetest cinnamon roll in the box when that man has been besties with Pete for over 20 years yOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT MAN IS INNOCENT!?!? HE MAY BE PRETTY BUT THAT MAN IS NOT INNOCENT!!!

[bisexualmultifandommess]

Imagine Shaun of The Dead if Pete had lived that would’ve been so funny because not only would Shaun spend the movie trying to stop Ed and Pete from killing each other but I genuinely think Pete would terrify David and David needs scaring.

[ladyironsky]

A dynamic I think it would have been cool to see if we had gotten Kinnporsche season 2 is having Porsche and Vegas be friends. Because, while Vegas definitely was just getting close to Porsche in the beginning to eventually use him against Kinn, I think the two of them would get along.

They have similar interests and actually work well together and I think now that Gun is dead and Pete and Vegas are together, Porsche and Vegas could have a really interesting friendship.

Pete is super cool with it (yay! his boyfriend and best friend get along) but Kinn just sits stunned pikachu face when Porsche says he's taking off to hang out with Vegas.