My Roommate Doesn’t Believe in METs
So apparently, my roommate doesn’t believe in METs. So, math. So, he just spent the last like 20 minutes trying to convince me:
No, in fact I did not just burn a little under 300 calories from biking for over an hour. That me eating a salad is probably too much, even though the only ingredients are iceberg lettuce, 2 celery sticks, and 30g of nonfat plain greek yoghurt, because????? METs aren’t real and according to him I probably didn’t even burn 30 calories. -_-
Nevermind the fact that I, infact, CAN Math. Now I am petrified I will wake up being a helium party balloon inside of a hippo inside of a beached whale.
For the record! THERMODYNAMICS AND METS ARE LEGITIMATE.
But it doesn’t fucking matter now, cuz my brain is on glue so I can’t sleep and I have to be up in the “morning” at 1AM for work. Fucking ass man. Broh KNOWS I’m Anorexic. Why you fucks w me?? unhappycamper.
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Perfect time for Sleepaway Camp... 🏕️🔪 Try finding this box set. The Red cross had it removed from shelves. #sleepawaycamp #sleepawaycampboxset #sleepawaycamp2 #sleepawaycamp3 #boxset #80shorror #unhappycampers #imahappycamper #horrorfilm #horrorclassic #horrorcommunity #pamelaspringsteen #felissarose #roberthiltzik #anchorbay #anchorbayentertainment #camparawak #horrordvdcollection #dvd #dvdcollector #dvdporn #dvdcollection (at Somewhere in Canada) https://www.instagram.com/p/CBrUy1Agzui/?igshid=c4wzh7mret9e
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You've been a shitty friend and a shitty camper! Sleepaway camp Unhappy Campers ll has the best one liners in a film... . . . . . . . . . . . #sleepawaycamp #unhappycampers #valeriehartman #pamelaspringsteen #sleepawaycamp2 #horrorgeek #horrornerd #horrorfan #horrormovies #80shorror #80shorrormovies #horrorfilms #horrorgirl #movieswelove #movieswewatch #soundnvisionpodcast #soundnvision #podcasting #podcast #podcastlife #podcasts #horrorcomedy #horrorcommunity https://www.instagram.com/p/B_awYNAFsVe/?igshid=18d7x2ogcqkyz
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#SleepawayCampIIUnhappyCampers #NightmareVacationII #slasher #MichaelASimpson #PamelaSpringsteen #ReneeEstevez #summercamp #SleepawayCamp #UnhappyCampers #NightmareVacation #blackcomedy #Fridaythe13th #TheTexasChainsawMassacre #ANightmareonElmStreet #Horror #HorrorMovie #HorrorFan #horrorgirl #horrorcollector #HorrorFanatic #HorrorAddict #HorrorLover #instahorror #horrorgram #horrorobsessed #terror #peliculadeterror #horrorfilm #ighorror https://www.instagram.com/p/B6_GjmTHquo/?igshid=1cc267rauwi2r
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Vern is about to cut a bish. That bish is most likely me.
posted on Instagram - https://ift.tt/2oSvVpa
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blog rate? :')
8.6/10 +f
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Tumblr = too much identity politics (and it’s sad)
“I just love chocolate icecream”
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“Warning, I’ve looked at her other posts and OP is a TERF. She can take her chocolate icecream”
- unhappycamper
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Watched Sleepaway Camp II last night. #MrR080T0watches2017 #Sleepawaycamp #unhappycampers #cultflick #cultfilm #cultfilms #cultmovie #cultmovies #horror #horrormovie #horrormovies #slasherflick
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#sleepaway #camp #2 #unhappycampers #sequel #springsteen #simpson #1988
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Now watching Sleepaway Camp 2! #sleepawaycamp #nightmarevacation #angela #unhappycampers #horror #slasher #1988 #lastshirtontheft #nowwatching
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🏕️🔪... #sleepawaycamp2 #unhappycampers #camprollinghills #pamelaspringsteen #reneeestevez #brianpatrickclarke #waltergotell #michaelsimpson #80shorror #anchorbayentertainment #dvdcollector #1988 #80sforever #horrorfilm #horrorclassic #horrordvdcollection #moviecollection #moviecollector #anchorbay #dvdporn https://www.instagram.com/p/CBt1_M9gaxC/?igshid=1qput07o0iuje
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You've been a shitty friend and a shitty camper! Sleepaway camp Unhappy Campers ll has the best one liners in a film... . . . . . . . . . . . #sleepawaycamp #unhappycampers #valeriehartman #pamelaspringsteen #sleepawaycamp2 #horrorgeek #horrornerd #horrorfan #horrormovies #80shorror #80shorrormovies #horrorfilms #horrorgirl #movieswelove #movieswewatch #soundnvisionpodcast #soundnvision #podcasting #podcast #podcastlife #podcasts #horrorcomedy #horrorcommunity https://www.instagram.com/p/B_avrwhFzm8/?igshid=ltbjwifysy7p
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The day I got cheated by this vending machine in Japan. Got suckered into paying for a Pikachu bottle cos I didn't look at it properly.. and guess what I got? Watch the full video 🙄😒 #unhappycamper #rolleyesmoment #onlyinjapan (at Tokyo, Japan)
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And we won’t eat and we won’t sleep we’ll drag bodies from the ground #throwingshade #florencevibes #feelingwitchy #finallyfall #FirstdayofIOPface #unhappycamper #recovery #bitchface #edrecoveryisabitch #backonthatmealplan #eatingdisorderrecovery (at Los Angeles, California)
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Finally! After almost 5 months of waiting by UnhappyCamp https://www.reddit.com/r/EDC/comments/amtpiy/finally_after_almost_5_months_of_waiting/?utm_source=ifttt
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When mom won't let you camp outside... #unhappycamper #ferret #grimes
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