#unhappy wife

[newkatzkafe2023]

@lara-legomonkiekid

What if the Monkey King's were kidnapped and now Y/N is the one who has to save them?

How embarrassing😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 A gang of some low level demons managed to get the jump on the monkey king. Now his monkey queens got a go and save him.

(Lmk Wukong) Wukong was Sleeping again when they captured him now. He was tied up in the middle of nowhere. Now you could get out by himself. Just fine but he just needs to know where he is. But what he wasn't expecting was for you to show up and Commit genocide on those demons

Mark him down and scared and horny.

(MK Reborn Wukong) Man he was pissed when he and the group got captured. And by some lesser demons he was severely unhappy. And he was gonna take care of it himself until you came out of nowhere and going absolute ape sh*t on them.

Everybody was absolutely speechless like you make Wukong seem like, He has some self control. And everybody was once again reminded why you two got married in the first place.

(NR Wukong) It wasn't him that was just captured it was also Li as well. The game demons were exactly pleased that they lost a race to the monkey King a while back So now They felt was a good time for them to get paid back. Wukong Was talking their ears off about how much of a big mistake they're making. Of course the demonstrators take them seriously thinking he was scared when really he Was warning them And let's just say they realize that too late. Because here you come running fade like nobody's business.

You knew Wukong Can absolutely take care of himself. But it never fails to warm his stone heart that you care so much to come and rescue him yourself. And your love was displayed for him in the form of mass genocide. Meanwhile Li Was absolutely f*cking terrified of you.

(HIB Wukong) Oh no this is bad this is very very bad. If you find out that not only did he get captured, but he put pigsy and Liuer In danger he was absolutely screwed. It is why he was rapidly trying to come up with a plan in his head to escape with the 3 of them intact, but it was far too late for that. Because you literally burst into the battlefield and started leveling the Gang of demons.

Monkey man had every right to be terrified thank god Pigsy was covering Liuer's tiny eyes😰😰😰

(Netflix Wukong) Oh boy, he is in for a surprise. You're usually so calm and loving around him. Always reassuring that everything would be fine with you. Which is why he was so focused on trying to escape his captives. But it wasn't working out right now,All he was thinking about is how worried you Probably wer, and he was absolutely right because there. You were kicking down the door and rampaging through the Group of demons.

Wow, you have to care about him that much. Just where do you keep getting all your strength from. Now he really has to work on not pissing you off. Or else he's gonna end up like everyone else

FEEL FREE TO REBLOG😇👍

[marlowe1-blog]

"The Chimera" (The Stories of John Cheever)

When your imaginary friend leaves you

Almost every John Cheever protagonist who is married is in an unhappy marriage but there's a big difference between the despair of the earlier stories and the outright hostility of this story. This is outright torture as the man is quite certain that his wife's family is out to kill their husbands and he's the lucky survivor.

And then we get passages like -

“WHEN I WAS young and used to go to the circus, there was an act called the Treviso Twins—Maria and Rosita. Rosita used to balance herself on the head of Maria, skulltop to skulltop, and be carried around the ring. Maria, as a result of this strenuous exercise, had developed short, muscular legs and a comical walk, and whenever I see my wife walking away from me I remember Maria Treviso. My wife is a big woman.”

Wonderful, isn’t it?

Which is pretty funny but also a roundabout way of saying that his wife is fat. She also hates him serving breakfast in bed because he's hairy. It's pretty gross.

Then Olga shows up. There's no pretending that Olga is not an imaginary girlfriend. Sure the first page, she is just there kissing him but pretty soon other people know that he's talking to himself.

But then Olga gets weird and ends up with another guy and steals things and goes to jail. Eventually Olga goes back to her first husband and leaves him.

So our hero gets dumped by his imaginary friend. Like he's so miserable and sad that he can't even have a relationship with a purely imaginary woman that he made up out of the blue. That's some serious attachment issue.

Granted, I have been prone to falling in love with women for dumb reasons and then keeping it up, only later realizing that I wasn't in love with the women (D, J, T, M, etc.) so much as my ideal of them. They had their own lives and beliefs and problems that I didn't know about because I only saw what I wanted to see.

Only these crushes (based on that old bugbear abandonment issue) were actually based on real women. Not imaginary women who vaguely resembled someone I saw in a movie or a tourism ad.

But yeah, this is a ridiculous and whacky story about a guy who is lonely in his marriage and so self-defeating that he can't even have a successful relationship with the dream girl. I'm reminded of the Joachim Phoenix falls in love with an operating system movie.

[hermanunworthy]

never again?

[missingbk-dkhours]

I think I miss my wife...

(bkdk)

[qualityrain]

love how shinpei can say the most insane off putting weird intense yandere bullshit and all it takes is for satoko to give this specific look for him to backpedal like crazy

[shewhosleepsalotincemeteries]

“situationship” is such a profoundly unchic word. start calling people your lovers again

[thewingedwolf]

it’s not gonna be a boring week it doesn’t matter how boring mj wants it to be she’s putting angela on the block we are guaranteed another breakdown trust the process

[birdstooth]

POTO post credits scene:

[jimmyspades]

"I love you. I couldn't possibly love you more, you know that as a fact." CURTAIN CALL (1998)

[r0tt1ngr4bb1t]

NOOOO HE DIED 😭😭😭

Also, R.i.p Bro 💀🙏

[jichanxo]

breaking news. i drew one of my ocs (part 2 here)

[skiplo-wave]

Sooo if you don’t have sex with women you’re gay if you do have sex with women and enjoy it you’re..also gay??

Just make bunch of babies and don’t stop

What a miserable thought process, genuinely why are men listening to this pathetic person.

[perpetuallyfive]

I won't even say how much I've written because it feels fucking absurd, but Arcane is consuming my mind like nothing has since Pitch Perfect.

Not that I didn't care about other fandoms after that, just that this is the first time in so long I've felt this compelled to write and felt such satisfaction in doing it. A truly bizarre feeling.

[cadere-art]

Sébastie Jayde is the foundator of Pigeon Aéropostale, an upstart entreprise trying to establish the first postal airlines.

Sébastie is the mixed-race, illegitimate daughter of the pulp and paper baron Josse Quesqueraux, born of his affair with Adénie Jayde, his secretary. When it became obvious that Adénie was pregnant, Josse, unwilling to end the affair, moved her to the office of one of his mills in Urterre, where Sébastie was born. By Iscean law, when the genitor of the child can be found the putative father of an illegitimate child must provide support for that child. Initially, Josse did only that which he must do, but as Sébastie grew and Josse got to know her on his visite to Urterre, he became increasingly attached to his natural child. Eventually, he had Adénie and Sébastie moved back to Saint-Loegaire, where he enlisted Sébastie in the kind of private school where nobles and bourgeois who are not very rich send their children, and very rich ones send their bastards.

Sébastie grew with the benefits of a full education and her father's name as a boon and a burden, never fully part of the society in which she moved. As she grew older, she became increasingly interested in machinery: the great static ones like the ones at the mill where she grew up, but moreso the moving ones: the steamboats, the trains, these new motorized carts... The first time Sébastie saw a airplane, an ugly lumbering prototype at a technology fair to which her father had brought her, was a revelation of almost divine proportions.

With Judoc's financial support, Sébastie founded a workshop where she began to build her own stuttering, lumbering flying machines, amassing expertise and experience where she could find it. She would eventually earn her name when she became the first pilot to fly an aircraft across the straight seperating Iscea and Urterre. For her, this was the beginning of aeronautics as more than a hobby, and soon after, Pigeon Aéropostale was born.

[autumnhobbit]

nobody asked but my opinion on the john mulaney thing is. look you can make arguments about an artists personal life and public life being different things that shouldn’t be conflated, but the guy on purpose brought his private life into his public life by characterizing his entire special around how he loves his wife and dog and how happy and wholesome their household was. so yeah, when he made himself famous talking about how much he loves and respects his wife and how much he doesn’t want kids and can’t stand people implying they should have kids, and then goes off and likely cheats on his wife, divorces her for the other woman whom he immediately has a kid with, it does make one go. hmmm. doesn’t seem like he’s really as good of a person as he liked to tell everyone directly he was

[nakedmonkey]

Have you guys ever had to leave an apt you just moved into? If so, how did you deal with it mentally cause I might have to do that and I'm about to have a fucking meltdown 🤮