#unfortunately this is not a joke

[misty-scatorccio]

Do you guys ever get second hand jealously over a character for their love interest?? Because every time I see a LottieNat post, I’m suddenly possessed by the ghost of Misty Quigley and want to go on a citizen detective-style murder spree.

[s-wave-entertainment]

Studying for finals making me Physically Ill rn frfr y'all why can't I just be a robot fighting off eldritch abominations who steal the skins of children 😔

[prozac-princex]

Call me “the narrator” the way I be hearing a heartbeat in the walls.

[inkher0]

How I sleep knowing I live in a place too shitty to reference in movies/tv shows so I never have Autistic Worry about dying offscreen in fake versions of America

[the-witchhunter]

I need to stop thirsting over eldritch horrors and biblically accurate angels

[kafkaesqueer]

in a situationship with my sleep paralysis demon

[jellyjamheadobb]

[petrichor-moss-and-lightning]

being a lesbian is so dumb. this girl once sent me a photo of a rat she found in a dumpster and i imagined kissing her in a botanical garden

[footlongdingledong]

[bet-on-me-13]

The cult of...Danny Fenton?

So! Way back when Danny first moved into his new neighborhood in Gotham, he had some trouble controlling his Powers. The different Types and Levels of Ectoplasm in the air when compared to Amity had thrown off his control.

He was used to being in places where his Ectoplasm meshed well with the Atmosphere, like a Water Balloon in a Pool, but in Gotham that analogy would be closer to a Water Balloon in the sewers. It was too different from what he was used to to fully control his Powers.

So it's understandable that he messed up a few times and his neighbors found out about his Abilities.

They took it well at first, Danny wasn't going to go Rogues or anything, and he never used them maliciously, but eventually they got curious.

They asked what his limits were, how he got them in the first place, and what the hell the Ghost Zone was. The answers "None Really", "I died and was reborn", and "A Collective of every Afterlife at once" did spark some interesting reactions from them.

Most importantly, a few of them joked about him being an Eldritch God that they needed to worship. He was good enough friends with them that at that point they felt comfortable pranking eachother, so they did just that.

Danny woke up one day on his birthday, and saw all of his friends and neighbors surrounding the makeshift Throne they had made and put him on while he was asleep. The entire day they chanted stuff like "The Great One requires Ms. Smiths Apple Pie for his day of birth!" And "The Great One Wishes for us to sing the Ritual Song! Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birth-"

After his birthday, they kept up the joke.

It didn't help that his powers had evolved Again! And now he could bestow abilities onto his friends. The jokes they made about their God granting them Supernatural Powers to rule the world with were insufferable.

Then, one day while he was just resting at home, watching a movie on his TV, he felt a Pull at his Core. The same kind of Pull whenever he was being summoned. But why would they summon hi- Oh Shit! It's Mr Jenkins Party today! He was supposed to meet them at the Warehouse they used for special events an Hour Ago!

He quickly accepted the Summoning, but was met with a suprising sight. His Neighbors all tied up in a pile to his right, a spilled table of party food to his left, and right in front of him, Batman and his Family watching him with wary eyes.

Slowly, he opened his mouth. "...so, did you come for the party or..."

[thatsbelievable]

[plasticclipboard]

To think he was nose deep in a bunch of projects until very recent, gone too soon. The influence this man had, and the way he forever shaped modern day entertainment worlwide is unreal.

Gonna proceed to gaslight myself into believing it's fake news and wake up devastated again 😭😭

It was announced on Twitter.

Toriyama has passed away.

May he rest in peace. He was the greatest.

[lala-blahblah]

I get why people headcanon that Trucy would call Edgeworth "Uncle Miles" because it represents how close he is to Nick and Trucy and how he's basically part of the family etc. HOWEVER I cannot help but imagine the shock and horror of passersby who hear Trucy call one man "uncle" and one "daddy" as they watch Nick and Miles interact lovingly in public and come to the conclusion that Nick is openly cheating on his spouse with his spouse's brother.

[bisupergirl]

i also think the nightwing butt jokes are unfunny and annoying but it really kills me whenever someone goes "could you imagine if they did this to a female character??!!?!??!!!" in response. like yeah. i could imagine that actually. what fucking planet do you live on.

[maespri]

people like to make langa out to be the clueless one in renga when i wholeheartedly believe it's the other way around. langa straight-up tells his mom he has a crush on reki. reki is barely aware romance is a thing he can do. dude got called a third-wheel between langa & adam and said "three wheels...? but that's not enough for a skateboard..." there is absolutely nothing going on inside his head

[waitineedaname]

Al coming back from his travels: Xing was great! I've learned so much about alkahestry, and I think we're really making progress and getting Jerso and Zampano's bodies back! It was really nice to see Mei, and Ling is doing a great job as emperor, and I even got to visit some of Xing's neighbors to the east! I feel like I'm learning more about alchemy and alkahestry every day

Ed coming back from his travels: I Have Been Banned From Five Countries