#unclejess

[weirdhole]

Uncle Jesse, oh Uncle Jesse With hair so full and long He rocked and rolled, he sang and played A rebel, but with a heart so strong

He came to the Tanner house With his leather jacket and cool guitar And soon he won their hearts With his charm and southern drawl

He became a father figure To DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle And he taught them how to chase their dreams And to always do it well

He fell in love with Aunt Becky And they became a pair Their love was strong and true And showed that life is fair

He sang "Forever" at their wedding A moment so sweet and true Uncle Jesse was a rockstar And we all wanted to be like him, too

He taught us to follow our hearts And to live life with a little flair And even though Full House is over Uncle Jesse's love is still there

So let's raise a glass to Uncle Jesse And the memories that he made He'll always be a part of us And forever, he will never fade.

[biceratops7]

Finally posting my gosh damn ofmd fic recs:

“Waltz of the Imbeciles” by unclejesse

- This fic is so friggin’ weird… which is high praise cause Ed and Stede are friggin’ weird. The premise is that they start wrestling, decide to get naked, there’s a tickle fight in there somewhere, then horniness ensues. The set up alone is hilarious, but the characterization is what really makes it. This really does match the absurdity of the show, and is incredibly sweet!

“The legendary Blackbeard (and guest)” by foxy_mulder

- Such an adorable and unique concept! Ed and Stede have a nice night out at a bar that caters to pirates, but it’s told through the eyes of the increasingly confused patrons. I’m such a sucker for “outsider perspective” fics, especially for a story in which the character’s reputations are a huge honking theme. Just the juxtaposition of everyone scrambling to figure out “what the fuck is up with Blackbeard” and Ed happily sharing drinks with his partner is great 😂

“Let Me See What Spring is Like” by MenaceAnon

- AAAH I wanna kiss this fic I love it so much! It’s just a short little thing about Ed contemplating being in love after the moonlight scene. Not even contemplating, just feeling it. The writing is beautiful, it perfectly captures the giddy ridiculousness of falling for someone. Seriously some of the loveliest few hundred words you can read.

“In So Many Words” by Parrlen

- Holy shit this is so hard cause there’s so much to love. In the first half, a slight misunderstanding leads to Stede reading Ed stories every night, sweetness and hilarity ensues. And the second half is literally the best kraken era Ed fic I’ve read in my life. Guys just- just read this, especially if you’re tired of fics that just make Ed a ball of rage that has to be emotionally saved by Stede. The literarure theme throughout is beautiful, Ed, Jim, Lucius, and Frenchie are the die hard dream team friend group I didn’t know I needed, and I haven’t read something simply this loving and thoughtful in a while. This fic has the BIGGEST chokehold on me and it deserves to be WAAAY more well known. (Although disclaimer: if you’re a hardcore Izzy fan or apologist maybe steer clear, the narrative doesn’t treat him nicely)

“You’ve Got Matelotage” by HopelessScribe

- yup, basically what it says on the tin. Ed thinks it’s finally time to propose matelotage! This fic takes such a simple premise and really does as much as it can with it, from the team effort of planning the perfect date, to misunderstandings, to aspects of queer life and hardships I don’t see often explored in fic. …Ed and company rob a homophobic jeweler and the crew goes to a ye old gay bar, what else could you want? 😂 On a more serious note Stede’s reaction to this even being an option is what really got me

[videoreligion]

New Shirt Design at the Threadless shop : 

“Uncle Jess”

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Happy Franco Friday!

[xofeno]

If you haven’t seen Jesse’s new instagram post, GO LOOOOK!!!! (!!!)

(I’m not gonna repost because they’re personal pics and kids are in them.) 

#UncleJesse 

[filmesbrazil]

[mkacollections]

Love.

[horrorpaingoredeath]

#thesadistofnotredame #bluray #horror #jessfranco #70s #sleaze #unclejess #douglas #severin #julianostyle (at Horror Pain Gore Death Productions HQ) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtUhJBblAVb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=xueixfef9z1s

[smalldosesoftemporary]

I still got a crush on uncle Jesse.

[drifter2lnxpls]

Emotions have been running wild these last 24 hrs but I am confident that my newborn grandson will be just fine because he has two #Angels by his side through this rough patch of a start; #UncleJesse #GreatGrandmaLupita Although it’s been a bit of a scary start to my grandson’s life, he wouldn’t be an #Estrada if he did stress his parents out from the jump😍🥰😘 So with that being said, join me in welcoming my #Grandson to this world 👶🏻 #JesseJamesEstrada🦖 Congratulations @_alexis.m.estrada_ and @__bigserg__10 . Repost• @__bigserg__10 : Thank you to everyone for your thoughts and prayers, here’s a little update on little man… Jesse is doing perfect now, just took him off CPAP machine and he’s breathing 100% on his own💯💙 thank you everyone who has called or messaged hopefully he will be out of the nicu tomorrow but as of now we are chillin watching movies waiting on mom to come join us💙💯 #JesseJamesEstrada🦖 (at Martin Army Community Hospital) https://www.instagram.com/p/CdGfpqsrPbn/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[de3dprintman]

A couple of weeks ago I won 1Kg @3dmaterials_official SuperFast White resin during the @tiger3dprinting giveaway. I just printed the CHEP Calibration Cube remix by @unclejessy4real and it is perfect on the first try. First 10 layers, 15 seconds and the rest 3.2 seconds curing time. https://www.printables.com/model/81323-chep-calibration-cube-for-resin-3d-printers%2Fcomments #3dprinting #3dprintingindustry #3dprinter #3drpinted #3dprint #3ddrucker #3dp #3dmodel #3d #3dmaterials #resinprinter #resinprint #photopolymerresin #creality3d #halotone #halot #unclejesse #superfastresin #makermovement #maker #technology #de3dprintman (at Leiderdorp) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ccf6k_stL2a/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[pocket-thoughts]

Everywhere you look… (well, actually if you look at http://PocketThoughts.etsy.com)… there’s a heart (it’s really a zine), and hand to hold on to (a fanzine, actually). And when you’re lost out there and you’re all alone, read the Uncle Jesse fanzine to carry you hoooooooooome. Shoo-ba-da-bop-ba-dow!

#zines #fanzine #unclejesse #fullhouse #art #drawing #illustration https://www.instagram.com/p/CTwwPUNLMOc/?utm_medium=tumblr

[boxofchocolates]

Doing SF tourist things along Hayes, from Alamo Square to @dobbsferrysf #signsbylaf #alwayssf #alamosquare #tanners #unclejesse #cutitout #paintedladies #dobbsferrysf (at Alamo Square) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHQid4Jp3h9/?igshid=1k3qtk26p95ap

[filmesbrazil]

[mkacollections]

Michelle (Mary-Kate) with Uncle Jesse and Uncle Joey on set of Full House.

[kristen1216]

John Stamos By. Kristen Mitchell, 2020, Drawing with PrismaColor Pencils

[queen-mabs-revenge]

I can't stop thinking about smol lieutenant jones with a 80s mullet

Yeah, no, I’m totally not thinking of that at all!