#uncle irinaka

[number1villainstan]

Ok you’ve mentioned before that you think everyone in the Hassaikai is autistic (except for Rappa who’s ADHD, rip Tengai) so do you have headcannons on special interests, stims and such for everyone? If so can we hear the ones you have?

A lot of the 8pods are actually AuDHD, so let's sort them out:

Autism only: Chisaki, Tengai, Tabe, Hojo, Nemoto, Katsukame, Irinaka

ADHD only: Rappa (rip)

Both: Kurono, Setsuno, Sakaki

You mentioned comfort items in a different ask, but I have very few headcanons for that--most of what I have are headcanons for special interests, so that's most of what you'll get lol.

Chisaki Kai: Special interest is definitely anatomy/biochemistry, and it's lasted basically since he had the means to start learning about it. So--years. As for stims--he likes having something to chew. This oftentimes conflicts with the mysophobia--he can't just put something in his mouth, but once he's chewing on something he doesn't exactly want to stop. He also likes running his fingers through the fur of his coat. Sometimes he carries Irinaka around in plushie form because he needs something soft to carry and he knows that since it's Uncle Joi nobody can say a damn thing about it. Lots of tactile stims for Kai, although he may also use music as a stim sometimes, just put in some earbuds and listen to a specific song on repeat for hours. He does not do well when overstimulated, too, and hates overhead lights.

Kurono Hari: Special interest would be mechanical stuff and engineering--the lab that's featured in canon? He fucking built most of it while in the grip of a series of the unholy offspring of special interest and hyperfixation. He likes to play with gears and springs and pieces of metal that Kai often Overhauls into specific shapes for him (like joints and things). He also often has Kai weld together pieces of metal using Overhaul. He has a lot of motion stims, probably tends to get up and move around a lot, especially when he needs to think. He didn't do so well in school for this exact reason. Like Kai, he also likes to carry Uncle Joi around in plushie form.

Irinaka Joi: I don't have any specific stims in mind for him, but I do think he likes being in plushie mode in part because of species dysphoria but also because lights/sounds/All The Stimulation is blunted and lessened somewhat, and because plushie mode doesn't feel pain unless you handle it really roughly. (That's part of why he lets his nephews carry him around, because he's hard to hurt in that form and because they often really need it.) It's easy to imagine that he gets overstimulated really easily, or that he's photosensitive when in human form.

Nemoto Shin: Special interest is definitely psychology and sociology--he's very interested in learning how humans think and behave, in part because he needed to know stuff like that to survive as a teenager/young adult bouncing between gangs and living off of the money he got from conning people. That knowledge of psychology is really helpful as the leader of the Precepts as well. He also suppressed a lot of his stims during this time, and is still rediscovering them.

Sakaki Deidoro: I like to think that his special interest is linguistics. He knows several languages and often talks with Nemoto about the intersection of language and psychology. Possibly he stims with the fur on his vest the same way Kai stims with the fur on his jacket. He also likes the feeling of someone playing with his hair, but obviously only a select few are allowed to.

Setsuno Touya: His special interest is history. He can talk about various periods that he's studied for hours, and often goes looking for primary sources to confirm what secondary ones are saying. Recently he's been looking into the history of the yakuza. Like Kurono, he has trouble paying attention/absorbing information that he's not super interested in when he's sitting still, so he tends to fidget a lot and has developed some motion stims.

Hojo Yu: I said geology once for his special interest and I'm sticking with it.

Tabe: I don't have any specific special interest for him. I think he likes chewing on things too, when the hunger from his Quirk is more manageable. (Kai actually created some nontoxic very slowly dissolving pill-like-things that can last for a few hours in Tabe's gut to alleviate that hunger.)

Katsukame Rikiya: I'm stealing your headcanons for this guy--dogs, gorillas, and foxes.

Rappa Kendo: I decided that he liked bugs as a kid so now he likes bugs now. Chisaki has yelled at him several times for bringing them inside the compound.

Tengai Hekiji: Since he canonically lived most of his life in a Buddhist monastery, and I headcanon him as somewhere in his early 50s, he probably knows a lot about Buddhism and Buddhist history. You could say his special interest is Buddhism.

[number1villainstan]

allow me to brain vomit for a sec

quirk headcanons:

he can't just overhaul things willy-nilly. if he wants any precision he has to understand the chemical makeup of whatever he's overhauling

corollary to that he spent his teen years obsessively studying anatomy and human biochem so that he could put people back together if another quirk accident happened to a person

how easy something is to precisely overhaul relates to its chemical structure. so metal is easiest (because of its 'sea of atoms' deal) and glass is hard (because it's very molecular-ly chaotic). he can overhaul things on bigger scales than molecular (see the concrete spikes in canon) but he still has to know what's going on

to help with that specifically he also has a vibrational sense, somewhat similar to Toph from AtLA's 'sight'--except it only works through the hands, only extends around a meter, and works to detect chemical makeup/structure rather than like. what's around him. so he could tap on a wall and tell if there's iron/carbon/silicon in the rock

HOWEVER. he had to learn what each element 'sounds' like and how molecular structure affects the vibrations. that knowledge didn't just come pre-packaged with his Quirk

at first he can't use that vibrational sense on humans because of the blood flow/muscle contractions/other bio-rhythms; they overwhelm that sense and he can't parse anything out of the noise. add to that the fact that human flesh is much softer/squishier and therefore much harder to 'read' and he really had his work cut out for him

he probably has savant syndrome, otherwise Overhaul would be basically unusable except for relatively 'rough' jobs like moving the ground. and he STILL had to study for years to be able to not fuck up a living thing irreparably.

good thing his special interest is biology/biochem!

basically what i'm trying to do is not make overhaul such an OP power and make it more of a skill to be mastered

oh yeah! there's also serious consequences if he overuses his quirk! if his hands are shaking then precision in overhauling stuff drops, and if he uses his quirk too much (tries to put out too much energy) over too short a time period that energy reflects back onto his hands and damages his nerves and the surrounding tissue. his hands have actually ended up getting pretty deep bleeding wounds from overextending himself. on the other hand, if he tries to do something too complicated for his skill level all at once he might end up getting a migraine or seizure

he can heal from both types of damage, they're not permanent thankfully. and he has managed to extend/push his limits beyond what they were

he and yaoyurozu would make a terrifying team

general headcanons:

stealing the allergic to sunlight one from keytrastar but also he has spring allergies/hay fever so basically if he ever goes outside without wearing a mask he starts sneezing uncontrollably

also he sneezes like a kitten. he hates it because everyone else thinks it's adorable

he likes cats. he likes cats a Lot. at least in theory, he's never really gotten to get very close to one

maybe the closest he got was a cat at one of the foster homes he was staying in, but he was still too scared of his own quirk (and his foster parents) at that point to get close

he tends to bite/chew on things mindlessly--the end of his pencil, his pillow, hari's arm--but if he notices then the mysophobia kicks in. hari once gets so tired of being bitten while he and kai are cuddling that he gets kai chew toys. it's another reason he wears the mask. he could go through a lot of hi-chews/other chewy candy (since spitting something out is seen as gross in japan, even gum) but he doesn't really have the money for that and also wants to not eat a lot of candy

he has a soft spot for caramel though

he views irinaka as an uncle/parental figure, and would often go to him instead of pops with questions or a need for emotional support, because the yakuza (and in chisaki's mind, by extension pops) is highly traditional and irinaka isn't, so much. (a lot of irinaka's rage comes from protectiveness over kai and hari alonside loyalty to The Cause)

he was required to learn english and another language as a teenager. his english is enough to function but it's not fantastic, and for his other language he chose italian because he's a fan of maneskin

sometimes he gets species dysphoria and wishes he had claws/a tail/real feathers/a real beak (which partially explains his atrocious fashion choices), but he doesn't realize that that's either not normal or something important

he's autistic as hell but in deep deep deep denial about it, if he ever even thinks about it beyond 'why am i so bad at being normal', and he definitely does not have correct information about what autism is. honestly all of the expendables are autistic (except for rappa, but rappa's part of the half that has adhd) which is why they all get along so well

f r e c k l e s. oh my god i nearly forgot about the freckles. he gets them so easily and there are so many. like if someone had made him look up and then dumped a bucket of brown paint all over him. all over his nose and cheeks, on his shoulders, down his arms. he tends to stay out of the sun as much as possible and it's another reason why he wears the mask--to hide the freckles and to make them go away. he doesn't like them because it makes him look cute, and he doesn't want to be cute, he wants to be taken seriously, so he tries very hard not to be 'cute'.

(hari is sad because he really really liked those freckles.)

okay that took a lot longer than a sec and it would have been longer but i gotta go now

what are ur overhaul hcs ?

[o-dragon05]

Daughter: Chapter One, A Shie Hassaikai fanfiction

He had been in love with Sakai Jun since she joined their class in the seventh grade. She quickly became top of their class in grades, and always knew the right answer. If she didn't know it the first time, she'd keep working until she could raise her hand and definitely get it right the second time.

He knew her mother was Chinese and her father Japanese. Her parents ran the soba place that everyone loved to go to on their days off. He knew that her quirk was Ink Flow, but she never used it in school unless a particular math problem stumped her, and then she would write it out on her skin so she could see it in front of her, tangibly.

He knew she always read during breaks, but didn't know if that was because she wanted to, or if it was because she was shy. He never saw her around friends, not until they began eighth grade. Until then, she always ate alone in the cafeteria. She loved oranges. On rainy days, on his way to the cafeteria with his friends, he would see her sitting by a window and watching the rain. Sometimes she would notice him watching and smile in that way of hers, like it surprised her, and she'd look down quickly so that her bangs covered her eyes. Whenever she did that, like maybe she liked him, too, butterflies would fill him and he'd stumble over his words to hide how flustered he was. He was in love with her, and he'd never even spoken to her.

"Yo! Earth to Ichirou!"

"Just fucking talk to her!" Irinaka hissed at him during one of their breaks, back of his hand slapping against his chest to get his attention. It worked. It brought him back to Irinaka sitting on his desk and his twin, Kenji, sitting on Irinaka's desk. Kenji looked like he was trying not to laugh. Irinaka looked pissed. "Every day you do the same thing: you just stare at her. If you want to talk to her so badly, just fucking do it!"

Ichirou looked back at where Sakai sat at her desk, book out as usual, but instead of reading, she stared out the window as rain pattered their city. She would be watching the rain at lunch. He wondered if she had an orange.

Maybe today would be the day he took her one. Joined her at lunch. Asked her if she read during breaks because she wanted to or because she felt she had to. Asked her to be his friend.

But - "Nah," he waved Irinaka off, likely pissing the guy off more. He always had a short fuse, though sometimes he reacted for shits and grins and nothing else. "It's not worth it."

Ichirou wanted to talk to her. He wanted to see her fully, instead of these observations he scraped together. But there was an expanse between them. She was headed straight for the top; she was headed for success. He was the son of Yakuza, and he would likely also join the Shie Hassaikai once he was old enough. They all would. Kenji and Irinaka, too.

He and Sakai were on different paths, so he could find contentment in just watching her.

* * * * *

Nakamoto Ichirou was the guy who always had a smile for anyone, whether they were friends with him or not. He always had something positive to say. She was awkward and stumbled over her words and didn't always know what to say, but Nakamoto could make friends with anyone. He was outgoing and personable, and his confidence was overwhelming. His smile was like the sun, so bright that even his eyes squinted when he smiled. He could be counted on to answer their teacher incorrectly every single time, which was a feat because he did make an effort.

He was the most athletic guy in their class. When they were in quirk training, everyone always wanted to be paired with him. He could read people so well and could dissect how they had been using their quirk and talk about new ways they could use it. Partly, it was because his family ran the Quirk Dojo in town - the place that kids or adults could go to get more in-depth training and control over their quirks, or just learn martial arts. But Nakamoto was just talented in it. His nickname was Slip, because once he activated his quirk, Overlook, he used it deftly, slipping from people's vision and was able to complete the physical exercise every single time, no matter what the challenge was.

At break, she would take out her book - whichever one they were reading through for class - but would never turn a page, so focused on listening for him in the back of the class, hanging out with his friends. She wished he would come talk to her. It would be easier than trying to approach his friends and Irinaka. That boy looked like he was mad all the time, and kind of intimidated her a little, but his twin always had a joke up his sleeve.

At lunch, when she sat at the windows when it rained, sometimes she would see him, Nakamoto, and sometimes their eyes would meet and she would glance away quickly, just in case he could tell that just seeing him gave her butterflies.

She knew she shouldn't want him to speak to her. His dad was Yakuza, and she knew what that meant. She knew she should stay away. But she wished he would, anyway. Continue Reading Daughter, on AO3

[zuffer-weird-girl]

Babies Kaito and Kin (Chisaki family AU) list

The ones with; “P” means that they are especial for the ones who asked for the scenarios

a... a baby?

Telling the news for the new grandpop

Overprotective

Ultrasound

The damn pillow

Chisaki Kaito

Energetic pregnant wife

A secret softie

OH SHIT! His wife is delivering earlier!

Forgetting to tell Pop ( not official)

Milk thief

Sleepless nights

Babies are disgusting

Catch on the act

Beautiful and cute distraction

Is not mommy, is father brat

First steps

Kurono on babysitting duty

Bathing your favorite boys with affection

His defiant is a brat.

Thief

Kaito’s comfort toy (aka Mimic)

Grandparents day!

No veggies!

Introducing Haru to Pops

His clingy son

Who wins? Son or husband?

It is his birthday..?

Comfort him

Clingy brat and jealous papa

Dinner with Pops

Daddy is home!

Revenge of babyboi on his papa

Sick baby brat

Don’t mess with mommy/wife

Just like daddy!

His defiant’s drawing

Younger than it looks (1) / Younger than it looks (2) (P)

Painful little kicks

His half angel half demon needs a bath.

Mommy is mine

Switching quirk

inconvenience

Hide and seek with uncle Kurono and Irinaka

Avert your eyes!

A present from his defiant

Why does daddy hate me so much?

Getting his quirk

Deja vuu

Kaito’s first day at school

I want my daddy

Call from school

School Play

flirting

thats not how you play

Another call from school

Birdhaul

Bullied

Yakusa’s wife protecting her baby

a friend for Kaito?

alarm off

Making up

Back to the past

Ruining the surprise

Haru and Kaito were kidnapped

Kaito and... ,mini Kai?

Kaito’s letters

water slide

Divorce..?

Haru’s past

The apple doesnt fall far from the tree

Why the rush to go to sleep?

How babies are made?

Another baby..?

Valentines day

Disrespectful

Haru’s gift

Pregnancy’s strong hormones

Pregnant wife fighting other parents

Distractions

Just like both daddies!

Bossing around

She comes with a recept note?

His perfect and beautiful wife

Blackmailing his sister

Getting to love her...

Poor Mimic

mommy is sick..

cookie

Learning how to walk with Nii chan!.

Brother that is a model (P)

Old photos and similarities

Snowball fight!

His defiants were kidnapped

pumpkin carving

Haru’s mom

Drama over a stomach ache

Three birds of a feather

A strange but also a great father’s love type

Not so great grandparents... neither parents. (p)

Surprise for daddy

pajama party

A not so happy family reunion

Love bites

Childish moves

Pouring the milk

Kin being a hero for no other than Hawks

dirty hugs

Mom’s weeding dress

“You cheated?!” “Yeah, on a board game.”

Picnic

Wrong time for KIn to worry... *NSFW at the start!*

How mommy and daddy met?

Tea party!!

Kin’s first day at school

Mommy and daddy’s weeding

Nightmare

Camping

Raw cookie dough

How did mommy and daddy fell in love?

Parents fight as well..

i love you daddy! I LOVE YOU DAD!

How to ride a bike

His defiants and wife missed him

Smart baby KIn

Protect mommy from daddy!

Bingo!

Table manners.

Father’s day

Meeting Eri once again...

A secong chance

Defiants fight and the devil has to fix this

Swear jar Kai

Don’t grow up so fast...

The 13 kittens

A kitty for Haru

SPIDER AND A COCKROACH?! OH HELL NO!

Karma

Pranking Kaito

Nightmares of losing him

bets

Girls night

Kindness..?

Kaito and Haru sitting under a tree~

Misunderstanding

Cockblocked once again Kai

Accidents; Safe and sound

Mimic’s advice

Kin’s tic toc

Hero to the rescue (follow up to Kin being a hero)

Naoko, Kin’s boyfriend

Don’t mess with his future wife

Fall right into my arms golden eyed girl

Kaito won against his father on a SHOGI game?!

Taking Kin to the altar

after marriage

Grandpops second generation

...

[thotsforvillainrights]

~Called to the Office~

Au: Kaishi

Part: Eighteen

Theme: General/Comedy

Little fingers scrambled on the semi-sticky screen as the digital fruit played a slicing animation just before the boy sighed in annoyance. His dad has been in this meeting since 4 p.m. and he’s been stuck out in the hall watching Mimic and Hojo stand guard while simultaneously baby sitting him. If it weren’t for you being out with Pops today, he would just go cuddle up into your side. Kaishi groaned and turned the pad off before tucking it into it’s designated case and standing up from the his crisscross position on the ground. “How much longer is daddy going to be in this boring meeting uncle Mimic???” The beanie baby (lmao) looked up to see hopeful, large golden eyes peering down in desperation. “Eh look kid, it’s already almost 5:45. It’s gonna be alright.” Mimic tried to reassure him while Hojo just nodded off to the side. “When is daddy going to let me join him in a meeting? He said it himself, that I’m supposed to take over when he stops working like grandpa did for him. I’m old enough now to go to meetings too. It’s boring sitting here just listening through the wall.” Kaishi continued complaining. Hojo chuckled and Mimic sighed. “Hey I wouldn’t rush it. Your daddy hates the shit too, so I know you would.” Suddenly the kid gasped and Mimic instantly regretted it. “Uncle Mimic, that was a curse word.” Hojo was holding in as much laughter as he could while the boy kept a finger pointed down at Irinaka. “A curse word is just uhh...it’s just like a sentence enhancer. Yeah that’s it!”

“Sentence Enhancer?”

“Sure kid, aint you ever seen that one episode of SpongeBob?” Kaishi paused to think about Mimic’s words, his little finger pointing into his chin as he thought before gasping. “Oh yeah I remember! But I can’t remember how it ends. I just remember dolphin noises!” Hojo at this point was gasping for air while Mimic sighed in relief. “Look kid, I’ve said worse than ‘shit’ when I was your age. You just gotta make sure nobody catches you saying it and you’ll be fine.” Mimic dismissed it...Which was a mistake. Kaishi took it so literally that he was practicing in the mirror that night after he finished brushing his teeth. Over and over the boy kept whispering “shit, shit, shit...” as if it were a prayer of some sort. His plan was to be the first kid in his class to start saying it. Maybe then he would be seen as cool by the other kids. Maybe then the kids would stop targeting him and singling him out due to his ties with the yakuza. Maybe then he could even impress his little friend Ishida? 

He squealed into his pillow and blushed at the thought of it before rolling over and settling in for bed. Before he knew it, the big day had come and his confidence was through the roof. In fact, the entire day went well for the first half until a teacher overheard him in cafeteria saying: “I don’t know why they keep serving us this nasty shit.” Next thing he knew, he was sitting in the office with his eyes facing the ground, kicking his feet in the chair and waiting for you and Kai to show up...

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“It’s rare that they bloom during this time of the year.” You spoke while leaning down and getting a closer view of the plants by the Koi pond. Kai stood faithfully by your side, googling info on the plants when suddenly Pops called from the edge of the porch. “Hey you two might wanna pack up gardening hour because the school called and requested for you to come and get my grandson from the office!”

“What????” Both of you said in unison. You quickly swiped the keys and Kai groaned in frustration as he dawned his beaked mask in favor of his simple black one. “I swear this had better not be some sort of discrimination again. Haven’t we already dealt with enough of this in the past?” He complained in the car while you focused on driving. “Chisaki it could be anything. Don’t forget about the times he came home banged up from fights. Or what if it’s something really bad like he had an allergic reaction to something he didn’t know he was allergic to?!” Kai reached out to gently stroke your shoulder and calm you down while you drove. “It could be any number of things but I suppose it’s better if we keep calm until we get there.” He spoke and you tried to calm down. Once on premises you both jetted down the halls into the office, scaring the front desk lady at the way the door urgently jutted open. “Chisaki I presume?” She asked and you both nodded. “He’s in there.” She pointed at the principle door and you entered first. 

“What is the meaning of it this time.” Kai grumbled while you squatted down next to the chair to check out your baby and ensure he was safe. “Well today one of Kaishi’s teachers caught him speaking in a derogatory way by saying, and I quote: “Shit”. Apparently we have a few witnesses that say they heard him say it over and over but they weren’t quite sure until earlier. I’m sure you both know the consequences of this, but I’m willing to let it slide since he’s a fairly well behaved boy under normal circumstances. I will however have to remove him for the rest of the day. I trust you two will follow through with discipline at home yes?” 

“Oh you don’t have to worry about that.” Kai spoke darkly. You could only stand to side and look with a disappointed look as your child looked up at you to at least show mercy. The car ride home was silent with tension so thick that it could be cut with a knife. Once the car was parked, Kaishi quickly gathered his things and ran into the house before you and Kai could even take your seatbelts off. He sighed and looked at you flatly. “No bargaining, Angel.” You frowned and reluctantly nodded. “Kai please just go easy on him at least?” You begged and he sighed in reply before getting out of the car. To say the least, you had to watch your son become the personal maid for the house carrying on for almost 3 weeks while Mimic got a pay dock when Kai found out he was the influence behind this. Safe to say Kaishi abstained from cursing until he was at least 18 out of fear that his father was listening somewhere somehow.

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[yenpondering]

Which BnHA Villains should you fight

All for One: You most definitely should fight this Darth Vader reject. Yeah you’ll 100% die by whatever quirk he’s stolen that week, but try to fuck him up anyway, he deserves it.          Verdict: You’ll die but fight him for Ragdoll, All Might and Nana Shimura

Shigaraki Tomura: Fight the emo wrinkly boy. Do it. Look at him. He looks like he’d get knocked over by a gust of wind. Fight Shigaraki and make sure you slap him with all 14 of those hands of his afterwards.          Verdict: You’d win as long as you don’t get within arms reach of him

Kurogiri: Why??? Why would you fight Kurogiri??? Have you seen what he has to deal with??? This man has enough on his plate being the only sensible adult out of a group of villainous toddlers he doesn’t need you adding to it. Don’t fight Kurogiri. Buy him a vacation and let this man sleep peacefully for once in his life.          Verdict: You could fight the tired man but you’d feel like an asshole for doing so

Toga Himiko: You could fight Toga but I wouldn’t recommend it tbh. She’ll fuck you up. You should offer to be friends though only because it’ll give you at least another few minutes before she really does stab you out of joy.          Verdict: You’d lose but hey at least you gained a friend

Dabi: God, you could try fighting Dabi but you’ll be barbecued before you even take one step towards him. Just offer to buy him a drink or something. Dude looks like he’d probably chill and get stoned with you if you don’t mean him any harm.          Verdict: Don’t fight him, blaze it with him instead

Shuichi Iguchi/Spinner: Honestly speaking the velociraptor here is probably the most harmless of the bunch when he's not fighting heroes for Stain’s ideologies so fight him if you want. If you’re a girl and want to fight him just throw in some compliments and deck him when he’s distracted.          Verdict: You could fight him but tbh there probably won’t be much satisfaction in doing so

Jin Bubaigawara/Twice: Don’t fight Twice. Dude’s got issues but he’s really trying his best here. Yeah the others have issues and are trying their best too, but the rest of them are assholes. Don’t fight Twice. Offer him your friendship instead and give him a cookie and the dude will probably rob a bank for you.          Verdict: For the third and final time do not fight Twice, befriend him instead

Atsuhiro Sako/Mr. Compress: Eh. It’s a 50/50 shot honestly. On one hand this guy is like classic villain trope where he’ll explain shit to you while fighting and that alone should be enough to want to kick his teeth in but also he’s like. The resident villainous uncle who’ll teach you shit?? so.          Verdict: Fight him, don’t fight him, I leave that to your own judgement

Overhaul: Fight Him. Yes, he can kill you with a touch but just listen to me. The dude’s a prick. His worst nightmare would probably be having mud thrown at him and tbh you should do that. The guy is a royal ass all around, fight the plague doctor.          Verdict: Fight Overhaul with every literal dirty tactic you can think of

Hari Kurono/Chronostasis: I wouldn’t tbh. His quirk will slow you the hell down enough for him to curb stomp you, and he looks the type to give you a slow and painful death too just for annoying him.         Verdict: Fight him only if you want that slow and painful death

Kendo Rappa: Don’t fight Rappa. I mean yeah he’ll praise you for picking a fight with him, but then he’ll beat your ass down. On the off chance you somehow beat him in a fight, be prepared for this guy to hound you constantly for a rematch.           Verdict: You’d get curb stomped, no questions about it

Joi Irinaka/Mimic:  Fight him. Fight this doll possessed creep. Do it. If he’s in the doll just grab him and fling him around. Also he’s one angry driven dude, taunt him enough and you’ll see his fight pattern easily enough to make a counter attack plan.          Verdict: Piss him off enough to blindly thrash around and you’ll win

Hekiji Tengai: If you can somehow get past that barrier of his then yeah, beat him up. Dude spent the majority of a fight just continuously spouting about violence being for barbarians, he clearly can’t fight for shit. Fight him.          Verdict: You’d absolutely win once you get past the barrier

Stain: You could fight him but it’s not recommended. The guy brought several heroes to a standstill through sheer intimidating willpower and aura alone. You don’t fuck with a guy who can do that.         Verdict: Don’t fight Stain, you won’t win

Gentle Criminal: Sure you can fight him but at what cost. Look at this guy. He’s a petty time criminal who takes tea breaks. He’s probably the most polite villain ever. Go out for tea with him instead, it’s a much better use of your time.          Verdict: Fight him if you want I suppose, but it’d be a shit win

[number1villainstan]

Monthly Short Piece for...three months. Yeah. Very late.

Title: Wild Magic

Summary:

A dangerous beast stalks the forest outside of town, and has since before Eri came to this town as a child. No hunter can kill it, and the survivors are often left with missing limbs, unable to continue as hunters. Its first victim is said to be Chisaki Kai, Eri's uncle by adoption, a man she never knew. It haunts the town like a specter. And Eri has decided to bring back its head.

Relationships: Eri & Pops, Eri & Mimic, Eri & Chisaki, Pops & Irinaka

Characters: Eri, Chisaki Kai, Pops, Irinaka Joi, Mentioned Kurono Hari, Mentioned Eri's Mother

Additional Tags: Dark Fantasy, Fantasy AU, Historical Fantasy, mentions of suicidal ideation, Gender Dysphoria, Trans Eri, Transmasc Eri, Older Eri, Misgendering, LGBTQ Themes, Magic

Word Count: 4,700 even, I think the longest one of these monthly short pieces has been so far!

[zuffer-weird-girl]

Wholesome family picnic- wholesome- picnic - even add in some of the precepts if you want ✨😌

“Absolutely not.” Chisaki said without even looking up from his papers. Letting you huff with a pout and with crossed arms, Kaito gasped indignificantly, opening his arms wide in protests as Kin only whined at her father’s words.

“Why not?!” Kaito almost shouted as his dad only sended the child a glare for raising his tone of voice “We almost never get out of this house! It won’t cost anything!”

Kin clinged onto her stuffie while looking up at her daddy with puppy eyes.

“Papa pweaseee????”

“Hon, they have a point.” You said softly “Is just a picnic. And I doubt it that any of us, especially you, will get sick at only eating outside for once.”

Kai sighed, putting his fingers to make imaginary circles on both his temples while breathing in and out. Despite him loving his family, in his own way, he couldn’t take the risk of getting his angel neither his childs sick or even with a mosquito bite.

Or worse... getting himself sick with some sorta of infection.

“Daddy is so boring...” Kaito muttered to you, smirking at the glare his dad sended him once again.

“I told you three. Absolutely not.”

The kids lowered their heads as you frowned at your babies being all pouty and sad. They REALLY had been begging you to do some picnic after they saw some families doing while getting back from school or when rarely you guys went out. 

You sighed before smirking at an idea you just knew Chisaki just wouldn’t let it slide so easily.

“Come on babies. If daddy doesn’t wanna go then maybe uncle Kurono would like to go along with his own daughter.” You smirked at seing how listening at your words made your husband immediantly stop typing to send you a one sided glare.

“Uncle Kurono! Yes!” Kaito did a tiny bump with his fist as your daughter tugged in your clothes looking up at you.

“Can uncle Mimic go too?”

“Of course!” You exclaimed with a smile as the two dark brow haired kids exited the office and went in search of teh said man as you turned around to see Kai with crossed arms.

“You think you have me by the palm of your hand don’t you?” He growled as you shrugged innocently.

“What? I need company beside the kids!” You turned your back to him and waved “I’m going to prepare what to eat then, see you at night honey!”

You closed the door of his office, stepping away while lifting your hand up to count.

Three...

Two..

On-

“(Y/N) get back here right now.”

Victory.

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“You have three hours.” he growled while following you, the kids already off to play by somewhere as Kurono pointed at a place along with Irinaka.

“I can’t believe you made up his mind to come along chick. You’re a legend.” Mimic comented while sitting down at the towel you had extended as you giggle... Chisaki not even a bit amused.

“Haru no using your quirk on others!” Kurono shouted while sitting down as well. The girl wincing while poking a freezed up Kaito along with Kin.

You smiled when Kaito got back at moving and started chasing the two girls while all of them laughed. A sign that gave you a break from the monotomous place that it was your house.

When you glanced up to see your husband, refusing to sit down and just staring at somewhere with arms crossed you pouted.

“Kai” You whined to get his attention “Sit down with us!” 

Your husband stared at you as if you had grown three heads before you extended another towel, but a little one this time, for him to seat. Causing to both men snicker and Kai to punch them on the back of their head before sitting with a growl.

“Someone is grumpy.” Kurono muttered as Irinaka snorted before both men were being choked by the towel as Chisaki used the overhaul on the material.

“Remind me again while they are with us..” He sighed in annoyance as you pleaded him for let them go as they coughed yet relieved that both were still alive.

You giggled before you saw Kaito coming and sitting with legs crossed, same poker face as his father as he pointed at the bag you brought with his finger.

“Mom I’m hungry.” Kai tsked at that before he felt his daughter come as weel and sit on his lap with a giggle as he stiffed.

“There baby.” You laughed when Kaito murmured that he was not a baby while grumpily getting a huge bite of his sandwich as Kin curled her little fist on Kai’s shirt.

“Thanks for coming papa.” she nuzzled on him as his golden horb widened at the words of his daughter, looking at you as you nodded and layed your head on his shoulder, finally letting his body untense and get used again to the touch.

“We really are happy you came for once dad!” The boy smiled as Kai smirked and grabbed  a napkin and wiped off Kaito’s cheeks to get rid of the crumbs as the kid whined “DAaD! Stop! I”M NoT a baBY!”

‘Yet you certainly eat and act like one brat.” He commented casually, not getting why everyone chuckled and giggled at that as the boy tried to push him to get him down, leaving Kaito to be chased by his father since the boy accidentaly made the man dirty his shirt by some pie you had brought.

You swore you never saw your son run so fast in your whole life with your husband trailing right behind him.

[zuffer-weird-girl]

I was stalking your profile (sorry not sorry) and saw a bunch of anons torturing irinaka 😂 could i get a scenario of toddler kin babying mimic tho, i think it would be cute as phuck (If your requests are closed iGNORE THIS SHIT-)

He flinched a bit when he heard the occasional yelling from Irinaka but soom scoffed and shouted at the man himselft to keep it quiet if he wanted to live.

Although it keep happening to his displeasure. Clenching the sides of his jead and gripping at his head before the cause for his headache barged in his office and slammed the door shut.

"Care to explain all this noise Mimic?" He growled between teeth as Irinaka pointed at the door with wide and angry eyes.

"How about YoU AsK YouR FrEAckinG BrAt WhO JuSt woN't LeAvE Me ThE FUCk AlOnE?!"

He arched an eyebrow at that befote sighing, letting his pen aside while getting up, hands on his pockets as he walked closer to the door where Mimic was.

"Which one?"

"The girl. Just thought I was some kind of fucking doll or something!" He exclaimed almost offended as Kai merely opened the door to see his daughter kicking the ground cutely before gasping and going to hug Mimic... ignoring completely her father's presence.

"OI! GEt OFf Or ElSe-"

"You soo cuteee!!!" The toddler of two years cooed as she tried to lift Mimic up, but still being too weak and small to do it, the man only deadpanned at her.

"Gonna do something?" Mimic pointed at his daughter before he left out another sigh while picking her up, almost dragging Mimic along.

"Kin. Mimic is not a toy neither someone who meeds to be taken care of." He spoke nonchantly with her on his grip as the girl with golden eyes tilyed her head confusely before pointing at Mimic.

"But he is small dada! Is baby!" She exclaimed as he sighed at hearing her poor vocabulary.

Mimic let out a angry strangled sound before turning into his human form. Fumminh at girl as he pointed at himself agressively.

"DO I LOOK LIKE A BABY TO YOU LITTLE PRICK?!"

Chisaki's eyes narrowed and he overhauled his glove, showing his point to Irinaka that he wouldn't get out of shouting at his daughter ON HIS FACE NO LESS before the girl giggled and made one grabby hand at Irinaka.

"Uncle mimic funny!" She continued to giggle as the two man were left spechless and wide eyed.

"... THIS GIRL CALLED ME AN UNCLE?!" He spoke in enthusiasm as the girl was almost getting red for all of her laughter at hearing Mimic's yelling.

"I regret on putti g her on your care..." Kai growled lowly as he tried to calm his daughter's laughing fit. "Care to left? (Y/n) and my son are getting back soon and I need Kin to be still here." He spoke nonchantly.

"Not before testing this boss." He yanked Kin put of Kai's grip out of no where "..pUUNK!" He was zmilling like a crazy man at how much the girl was laughing.

"MIMIC GIVE MY DAUGHTER BACK THIS INSTANT IF YOU TREASURE YOUR LIFE SO MUCH!"

[zuffer-weird-girl]

Hari going after his s/o who initially runs away because they didn’t want to be a bother to him and get in the way of his job, but wind up getting kidnapped by some villains and beaten. Hari has to find his love and protect and save them! :3

"You mean you let them leave just like that and with this-this-" Hari angrily took off the note out of his hoodie and almost shove it into the guard's face. "This fUCKING BULLSHIT?!"

"I-I-"

"Chrono. Sit down." Overhaul's nonchalantly spoke as Hari could only take one breath in and out before sitting on the couch, clenching the letter on his grip as a form to discount all he had been feeling.

By god up above, you were NEVER a bother to him! Why did you have to leave dammit?! His job was demanding, sure, but he thought things were good! Weren't they..? He had been trying so hard to take as many breaks as he could to not make you feel that way.

But Chisaki had been requesting his help with the girl too much... too much to the point he couldn't even spend quality time with you like he promise he would.

Now, him and Kai were discussing the problem right after that he had barged on Chisaki's office, almost begging him for help... but as always, the bastard remained that stoic face and did things calmly.

Suddenly the phone started to ring it and for a miracle Chisaki was the one to answer it. He remained with the same expression before changing a look at Hari, who for some reason didn't like it one bit.

"They got your partner Chrono." His blood ram cold at hearing's his friend words.

"What..?" He breathed out, standing up abruptly.

"No, I don't think I will get on a agreement. Is not any useful this anyway." He spoke numbly and Kurono felt a vein of his almost popping out.

"Overhaul!" He shouted ass Kai hang up the phone with an annoyed sigh. "What the hell?!"

"Those are some enemies of ours. We have to be careful or else is the end for the Hassaikai." He spoke on a manner of fact tone of voice, looking up at the man he interlocked his fingers together. "Your partner maybe get hurt bit they will leave, Mimic is probably-"

"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!" The man slammed his hands on Kai's desk, scaring the poor newbie as Kai glared daggers at him.

"Back. Off. From my table, Chrono." He growled th words as Kurono gritted his teeth.

"Listen here you spoiled son of a bastard. I deal with your shit ALL day. I've been your friend for years. I am loyal to the Hassaikai ever since I joined in. I accepted helping you on that plan with the master's granddaughter, but when i need a fucking break or aome help to save the person I love YOU DONT EVEN LIFT A DAMN FINGER?!" He shouted as Kai blinked in amisement at Kurono's outburst.

".. I knew it. This all relationship thing is getting conteol over your emotions." He furrowed his eyebrows in anger and disgust at Hati, who only laughed sarcastically before flipping him off for the first time in many years.

"You wanna know what? This is part of your fault KAI." He used the name Chisaki had abandonent, knwing that this would get to him, especially when he took off his glives while lifying up from his chair in anger. "I dont have time for this. Deal with my disrespect later you fucking traitor." He cursed under his breath before storming out of the room.

"If (Y/n) get hurt I will mever forgive myself for it!" He talked kore to himself as he searched for Irinaka as fast as he could.

~

"Your boss doesn't seem much found of you." The main head of the gang spoke on a mocking tone as he had a knife on your throat.

You couldn't care less... all that had been passing through your head was Kurono.. the man you loved so much to the point of abandoned him because of his work, how much he was loyal to the Shie Hassaikai... you couldn't just get in his way... especially when you were just a, what Overhaul would say, distraction...

"I wonder what would happen if... had a little fun?" The man spoke wickedly as you scoffed at him.

"Fuck off."

"Oh! A feisty one!" Another voice spoke from behind you before you flinched at those two hands grabbing your shoulders "I like that!"

Before you even could think of asking for help, a gunshoot was hearf by all of the members. You quickly covered your ears and kneenes on the floor before you saw a familiar white arrow cut one of the guys arms.

"Hari..!" you said almost in a whisper and the said saviour jumped from the roof, shootonh everyone with a cold face. One man tried to grab him from behind but Kurono merely lifted his fist up, punching the man from behind by one motion before he looked over his shoulder at the man and tsked in disgust before shooting him merciless.

A man grabbed you and aimed a gun at your head, tremblingly as Chrono stopped on his tracks.

"You're Overhaul's right hand man?! Back the fuck off before I shoot them!"

Chrono merely lifted his chin up with a face of disgust, the action being sexy as hell for you to handle it, before he spoke again.

"Three seconds. Three seconds for you to back off before I do something that you will sirely regret." Hee lifted his hand up, holding three of his fingers. "One."

"Hari!" You whined at feeling the gun being pressed on your temple harder.

"Two.."

"Fuck off dude! Im not jo-" in one quick movement, Hari cut his face with his hair before running after you and holding you close to his chest.

"Three." He growled before he covered your eyes and ahoot the guy more then necessary...

After the loud sounds were done you whimpered his name as he let go of the gun to cup your cheeks.

"Never leave again." He sighed as he touched forehead with you "God I thought I lost you for real (Y/n)..."

"Im so sorry!" You cried, holding his hands as you looked at him "I-I just didn't want to stay in y-your way a-and-" you sobbed as Haro shook his head several times as he cupped your cheek, carresing it with his thumb.

"How can you get in my way if you are my life already dummy?" He asked in a breathless laugh as he peppered your face in kisses.

You giggled at the gesture before freezing at hearing a 'click' and Kurono got tense, immediately craddling you pn his chest and arms.

"Ha..ha!" The bloddied man aimed right at you "The Shie Hassaikai has always been a PAIN on MY ASS!" He laughed maniacly as Kurono cleched his jaw. "Now! Would you look at that! Im about to kill one of the most precious members and their lover! How cute!"

Although when the man put his finger on trigger. the rest of his body exploded almost everywhere in that shed while Kai, with a face of disgust and an outstretched naked hand, stood behind the huddle of what was once a man.

"Chisaki?" He said almost in disbelief as he relaxed his grip on you.

"The things you said back there are still on my mind, just for you know block head." He said nonchantly as he put his glove back on. "We needed to solve this problem with calm and extrategy despite the dangers of it. You were never a pacience one though." He growled as Kurono looked at him and smirked.

"Thanks. Chisaki."

"Don't call me that." He growled and turned around, walking out of that place "You're on cleaning duty tommory... son of a bitch." He laughed at his comment before je called your name at the door frame.

"I'm relieved you're okay." He said uncharacteristically soft as he mad ehis way out and your eyes widened.

"So he doesn't hate me then?" You said almost in disbelief as Hati snorted, still hugging you.

"Guess he is just jealous that i got a beauty liek yourself."

You two walked out of that place, Hari never letting go of you for once.

Version of pregnant S/o:

"Uh... Hari?"

"Hm?"

"You read the whole letter?" You asked almost in embarrassment as he mad w a more less signal with his hand. "Then... you know why I have been feeling nauseaus this past few days?"

"Uh. No, actually we should really ho see a doctor and-" he let out a confused noise as you stopped and brought his hand to rest on your belly as you looked up at him with shiny eyes.

"It won't be necessary... daddy." You giggled at his confusion before a few seconds his eyes widened as he looked down at your belly then back at you several times.

"Oh fuck.." he said breathless before starting ti laugh "Oh fuck!" He scooped you up, hand son your waist as he kissed your lips fervently "HOLY SHIT IM A DAD?!"

"Yep!" You giggled as he kissed you more while holding you up before looking at the direction Overhaul left.

"YO! KAI! YOU'RE AN UNCLE NOW! For the second time..."

You laughed as you heard Kai on distance shouting to your boyfriend to "fuck off".

[zuffer-weird-girl]

Since tumblr decided to eat it, heres like a sequel to your first kin and hawks writing how shes a hero to him but this time Kin is older and during that day Kai and his S/o has been busy with Kaito since hes learning to be the next boss and everything and kin doesnt have an interest in it. Causing kin to feel ignored and alone causing her to blow up on them and leave the house, Hawks finds her crying instantly recognizing her and helps her. (Kin always kept his feather with her too)

Aw my baby :(

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"That way you can just control the cells and-" Chisaki overhauled the metal box in front of him before putting it back together "Done." He handed the box to Kaito "Now your turn."

"Cany we just skip to overhauling humans already dad? This is boring." The teen received a flick on his forehead as a response.

Nearby set the two girls of the mafia, you and your second child with Chisaki. Kin got from you your quirkless, something her father insisted it was a good thing, more than good even. And the girl didn't saw a problem with that... although something that did bother her was her lack of interest on the yakusa.

She valued her family but didn't saw the point of worthshipping the Shie Hassaikai so much... and this left the poor girl in a state of... being left out from her family.

"Mom?" The girl spoke hesitantly but just when you were about to give her attention one precept came to you asking for some assistance since Kai told them to not bother him when teaching his son about the overhaul. "Is okay mom. Go see what it is." Kin smiled sadly at her mom giving her a apologetic look before going to see the problem.

Getting up from her seat and allotting her favorite uncle, Irinaka, that she was going on a walk, the young girl left the house on a state of sadness, crying silent to herself as she clenched the clothing of her sleeves.

"Well well well!" A voice made her squeal as she looked for it "Why is it a little birdy crying now?" Suddenly, she looked up and saw that smirk she recognized from the news and from how much she enjoyed to watch as younger, having even one red feather still locked away from her father to nto just throw it away.

"H-Hawks-san?!" She squealed as the hero laughed and landed on the ground with a smirk before frowning at seing the girl face.

"Say, dont I know you from somewhere kiddo?" He asked with a hand on his chin, getting just a inch closer to Kin before he snapped his fingers "Ah! I know now! Is my once little hero from that carnival! How is it going kid? Not a good day?" He smiled in sympathy on his last question as Kin felt her eyes burning a bit as she looked at the ground.

"I-Is nothing... j-just a bit sad is all."

"Hm. This way we cant do huh? Where are your parent so can I ask something for them?" He looked at his sides much like a pigeon would making the girl giggle.

"They're... busy. My pa is training my older brother while my mom is helping on... my family bussines." She knew she couldn't tell that she was straight from a mafia, she didn't care about anyone hosting about her family because she knew how to fight a little... bit seing that type of face on her favorite and only hero's one? No way.

"Lwt me guess then. You feel a bit alone?" Hawks smiled as she nodded before messing up with her darkbrow hair "Eh, I bet I cam cheer you up on a ride to your home then?"

Her golden eyes sparkle at that before she nodded a bit. In one second, Hawks was flying above jer and holding her by her arms securely before taking a fly.

The girl yelped before giggling at the sensation as Hawks smirked at it.

"So kid, my little hero has which type of quirk?"

"I dont have one!"

"Eh?"

"I'm quirkless! My papa though is very much proud of it! He says that I'm just like my mom and how much of a rare jew I am sometimes!" She giggle at the memory as Hawks chuckled a bit amused.

"So your father must like you lots then kid." She stopped giggling to reflect in his words before she dared to ask.

"Will he like me even if I dont take interest for my family's business as much as he does..?" She mumbled but hawks still heared and landed her safely on the ground when she spotted her home.

"If he does already say something like that to you then I'm sure he wouldn't mind it. I'm not a therapist but meh, who knows?" His clock tickles as Kin watched in curiosity on what it was "Has an attack on the center, well, gotta go." He looked over his shoulder to smirk at her "thanks for the break time kid, I guess we both were needing it." And just like that he flew off to the sky.

Kin smiled before she flinched at her father's cough from behind her. Slowly looking around with a nervous smile.

"Heeeey dad.."

"Shower. Now." He spoke in harsh words as she lowered her head... Before she could get inside, Kai stoped her by the shoulder as he inspected her from head to toe before sighing in relief. "Are you hurt? Everyone was looking for you brat... it's your time to choose what me, your mother and brother do for the night."

"... sorry papa." She smiled a bit sadly before Kai sighed and pat her head.

"As long as your safe and unharmed, everything is fine. Now go shower.... Kin?" He spoke as she giggled at her father tsundere act.

"Yeah?" He slowly plucked out one red feather with a twitching eye and showing to her.

"What. Is. This?"

Sh-!

[zuffer-weird-girl]

Could I request kin asking her mom about Kai and her wedding? Was it a big wedding? Did they have a special dance. Or I could see Kai refusing to dance in front of everyone so later that night he puts on some soft music and takes his new wife by the hand and holds her close causing her to get emotional.

*yelling like present mic on the background*

"Ouch!"

Kaito looked down at his sister and entered on panic mode already at seing that while messing around on their father's office, he had accidentally left a huge book fall straight on his sister's head.

"I'm sorry Kin, you're okay?" The girl nodded with teary eyes while pouting and rubbing where it had hitted her.

"Oni-san what this?" She pointed at the boom that had fallen and Kaito furrowed his eyebrows.

He had never saw this book once and he has played A LOT on his dad office... maybe the fact that this one was up high on the shelfs was because he never saw it.

He cringed at only remembering his father calling him midget.

Just wait until I grow up daddy, I'm drinking galons of milk...

Kaito fixed his mess while thinking about that and jumped out of the shelfes and landed on the floor smugly... before he felt his feet starting to feel sore from the fall.

He might have to call mommy about this... his feet was sore and he needed your magic hands...

The girl crawled and reached with her tiny chibby hands at the object, and with her force she manage to open and gasped immediately with her wide holden eyes that even seened to appear stars on it.

"Oni-san! Is papa and mama!"

Kaito arched one of his eyebrows befofe kneeling on yhe ground for gasping as well at seing his mother and father on the same picture, younger and on their wedding day.

The clothes revealed everthing... traditional japanese wedding apparently.

"Dad looks like grandpops with this clothes." Kaito snickered while Kin turned the lage again to see her mommy's side of friends and some family members.

She giggled in excitement before lifting up the book with both chubby arms and walking outsides if the office eargly.

"Wait Kin! No! Dad is going to freak out with us if he catch that we touched his things!" The gidl turned and smiled sweetly at her brother.

"Im going to ask mama about this!"

... ok. He might as well go along. As long as his daddy doesn't discover he went into his office again without permission.

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"Windows cleaned!" You beamed while looking around the room proudly.

"Those brats are never going to learn their lesson... clean up what you got dirty, simple, even a pig can understand a simple order like this one." Your husband mumbled in irritation before throwing his gloves on the trash can.

"... grumpy pants." You yelped at the pinch on your butt and the springs of water hitting hour cheek.

"I will take a shower. Want to join me as well?" He offered, face stoic, but that mask didn't hidded the joy and dare you say smooth... although his voice spoted it.

"Nah, maybe the kids will catch us or something." He growled in dismay at that.

Fucking brats.

"Then you go shower later. You're sweaty and sticky from cleaning... that's disgusting." He said in false annoyance while leaving the living room, enjoying while it lasted yiur giggles.

You went to check the coffee table for any hints of possible dust before both sweet voices of your children calling 'mama!' catched your interest.

"Hello you two!" You kneeled on the ground to accept the hug from your son before going to give your daughter one as well.

While hugging Kin you noticed a certain familiar album and arched one of your eyebrows.

Wasn't this supposed to be in Kai's office?

"Mama! We found this where it shows you and papa with funny but beautiful clothes!" Your Kin pointed cutely at the cap of the album while your son nodded.

"Was this your wedding with dad mommy?"

You nodded with a brigh smile at opening the page and shooking your head at remembering that at first it was supposed to be a intere album with only you on it.

Although, thank the lord, you discovered Kai's demands to the photographer before it could happen... so you, the future fiance of Overhaul who had almost everyone in the palm of your hand, asked for the man to not only take picture about you, but the whole event in general since Kai payed, to your dismay, A LOT on this.

Your husband was glaring and scolding you the moment he discovered this and almost overhauled the photographer? Definitely.

But you still got your pictures. The ones where ir has Kai were definitely your favorites despite his growls and complains.

"Why the traditional japanese wedding though?" Kaito asked while sitting on the sofa and leaning his head on your arm while hugging it "Dad and you rarely uses this type of clothing..."

"Papa looks like grandpa wearing this!" Your daughter beamed, hugging your arm with one of hers while the other pointed at Chisaki's stoic face.

You remember his rage on taking a picture... it was so hard to not laugh at this.

You giggled before turning your page and seing Pops with a serene smile.

"It was more because me and your father found quite interesting the idea but we wanted to surprise your grandpop with it." You pointed at the living room with a giggle "Besides, we already live on a traditional japanese house, and I swore that i saw a tear falling from grandpop's eyes when your father sayed his vows to me." You gulped your own wish to tear up at the memory.

"Vows? What's this?" Your son asked, still with his attention on the book before flipping over at seing his godfather on it. "Uncle Kurono was there!" He beamed with a smile.

"Yep, all important members of the yakusa were... my friends were almost peing on their pants with this." You giggled at remembering one friend of yours coming behind you to tell that there was a guy holding a gun and she was almost freaking out at the many glares she was receiving.

"Vows are some words we say during the ceremony to our future husband or wife." You turned the page and smiled at sieng your own family on there. "Kurono told me it took four months to your dad to write those."

"FOUR?!" the kids exclaimed in surprise while you couldn't help but laugh.

Chisaki was never good with words.

"Dang... why Mimic looks so rigid in here?"

"Uncle Irinaka?" Your girl asked with curious but hearted eyes already at the mention of her favorite uncle.

"Ah.... this was because... He was in charge of the rings and he almost lost them." Your Kaito snickered while Kin gasped. "... your dad almost killed him." Kin gasped louder while Kaito just errupted in laughter.

"Mama in weddings aren't dancing?" You nodded with a bit of confusion. "Where is it you dancing with papa?"

"About that-"

"What is all that noise?" The voice of Chisaki echoed in the room, faintly irritation as you glanced behind you to see your husband placing his mask on the middle of his steps to watch you three.

He narrowed his eyes the moment he saw what exactly that you were holding.

"Why are you showing them this?" He groaned already bringing a hand to pinch between his eyebrows.

"Hey! They were the ones who brought me to show it to them!" Kai's eyes immediately went to Kaito, who shivered despite his neutral expression.

"Angel go take a shower, you're dirtying the couch." He said monotonously while you gasped in offense.

"After that comment I will be sleeping on this couch." You said jokingly, smirking at the way your husband's shoulder tensed at that.

"Dare to dissobey me (Y/N) Chisaki." He growled back, scoffing at the way you giggled.

He went to pick the album away from his kids but they were already making those damn puppy eyes at him.

"What?" He spatted, even knowimg what was coming.

"Papa tell us about this one!" Kin pointed at a picture and his eyes aoften a bit at the sign

"Ever since I met your mother I had the wish that she shared at least one dance with your Grandpop... Nothing big about it." He said coldly but still sitted down pickimg the album up.

"There is a lot of mommy dancing in here but..." Kaito looked at him questionably "Didn't you danced with her?"

"Of course I did brat." He scoffed before closing the album "But there is no picture about it. Thankfully." He deadpanned at both kids whines and just sighed in response.

"Then how it was?" His daughter asked with a sparkle on her golden eyes "How was dancing with mama, papa?"

He thought for a moment before sighing, seing that those deviants wouldn't leave him alone if he didn't tell about it with details.

The kids noticing that their father was going to tell them after he sighed moved eargly to the ground, picking a cushion to sit on.

He deadpanned at that... seriously?

"I wanted to be secluded from everyone's eyes. It was our ceremony after all, so there was no reason for other people to see it." He smirked at the way his kids were listening so carefully.

"After, I brought your mother to the balcony, where we kissed for the first time, everthing was planned already..." kaito made a 'blergh' sound at the word kissing while Kin awned.

"Shut it brat let me finish. Both of you asked for this... Anyway, I just played a song and we stood there, still with our usual clothes, dancing beneath the moon's and the city's lights."

"What song did you danced with her papa? What song?!"

He cringed at the excited yelp of his daughter and told her to lower down her voice while Kaito smirked.

He sighes in pure embarrassment, covering his eyes with his gloved hand.

"You know that stupid movie that you like so much Kin? Beauty and the Beast?"

Kaito started to laugh while Kin nodded her head in confusion.

"The waltzs where those characters dance. That was the song." He admited while growling.

Kin gasped in amazement while Kaito recuperated from his laughter.

"You two danced to that?!" Kaito asked with a smile while his father glared daggers at him.

"Tale as old as time~" your voice echoed in the air, subsconciously making his knees go weak and shiver at the angelic sound.

Your arms wrapped around his neck while he grunted, not wanting to admit how much he enjoyed your pure scent and sweet and clean skin in contact with his.

"Mama your wedding was amazing!" Kin stood up with a gleaming smile "When i get older can I het a simliar one too?"

You went to speak before you felt your husband's muscles tense as he growled 'you take that back.' While Kaito just gave her a look.

Gosh... now the kid couldn't marry.

[zuffer-weird-girl]

A bit of everthing in this new Chisaki Family au scenario of mine.

Misunderstanding

"MOM! GRANDPOP! UNCLE KURONO! ANYONE HELP! HE IS GOING TO KILL ME!"

The shouts of your son made you almost gag in your own tea as Pops look up at the door with one of his eyebrows arched up.

Your 15 years old son just barged in the room and closed the door shut before laying his back on it with heavy breaths.

"Oni-san?" Kin spoke, right besides Pops holding her own cup carefully.

"What's all that fuss and yelling about my soldier?" You asked while laying your cup down on the coffee table.

Your son, usual serious eyes just like his father, looked at you with wide and feared ones.

"I fucked up. I fucked up badly." He muttered before receivung a scold.

"Language young man, respect your little sister here." Pops said normally, patting her head "What happened my boy?"

"You two remembered that I am entering the high school right? And need to do exams for high schools."

You both nodded, unsure of what point exactly Kaito was trying to get.

"So.. speaking curt and short." He breathed in a sigh before freezing cold at the loud bagging. "Not. A. Sound." He mouthed to you three and you only shared a worried glance with Pops.

The bagging stopped and whoever was the person seemed to go away. But just when Kaito went to sigh in relief the door just exploded and from there, it came a VERY INFURIATED Chisaki Kai.

Fuming in rage, metal and bare hand curled up into fists as he sended one of the most terrifying glares of his to son.

"I'm screwed. It was a nice life, mom and grandpop, love you all, Kin don't forget to feed the cat and torment Irinaka for me." He said nonchalantly but still remained with his face of horror.

You got up in a instant and got in the middle of your son and husband hands on his toned chest that was rising and falling from his heavy breath.

"Kai calm down." You tried but his vision seemed completly darkned as he only growled in response.

"This brat. Just did the only thing. I always said to not to. And went againstnot only MY bit HIS OWN morals."

Pops got up as well, seing that the wrath of Kai wasn't going to vanish that soon.

"Chisaki, listen to your wife. He is still just a child." Kaito frowned at the elder's comment.

"He still have a brain and can think. But he still did it. Now he suffer the consequences for doing that just to anger me even more." He raised his hand to touch the floor before you gently grabbed his wrist.

"Kai. First of all, what did he do? You never got like this with him."

Kai furiously shoved his metal hand on his pocket grabbing a paper and showing for both you and Pops to see.

"Kaito... why?" You looked at your son, mentally slapping your own face as he still remained frozen in place as Pops only shooked his head.

"This time I agree with your father kid. He always let that clear, and even you share the same ideals about it just like him."

"I know but let me-"

"There's no excuse for this." Kai hissed as he showed the letter with more enfazis "Why. The actual hell. You subscribed to enter the high school of U.A Chisaki Kaito?"

Kai and Kaito had a argument just a few weeks ago, just before the day it had the date on the letter... and your older baby was going to high school now... but this was not only totally out of chatacter of your son but way too serious to be just a prank on his father.

"I..." he gagged, feeling way more nerbous than he ever felt on his life when one of the times his dad was mad at him.

"There is a difference between wanting to piss me off and making me angry Kaito. A very drastic difference." He growled darkly getting even closer to his son.

You told Pops to take Kin out of there as you were going to try to ease things down. Poor girl was with wide eyes at her father, especially at the state of anger he was.

"Explain. Or I might even do something way worse than you are thinking off."

"Ok. You want a explanation? Alright, just please stop looking like you're going to tear me apart." Your son begged monotonously as his father threw the paper at him with disgust.

Kaito sighed in relief before looking at both of you.

"There were some guys that always spoked bad about the yakusa. No matter how many times I scared them away or punched them to shut up, they would always talk behind my back."

You nodded as your husband's pacience was fading, especially when you noticed the boucing of his feet and the way his skin was appearing light hives.

"Spit it out." He spatted, not missing Kaito's flinch.

"Ok! ok! The main leader of these sick group is going to attend to U.A... so I planned on not only subscribing on my own choice of high school but also U.A to take his place and crush him on both exams to completely crash his dreams and make him lose the opportunity, then soon neglect the heroes offer."

You blinked in shock... this boy was getting more and more similiar with his father each day it passed and this was slightly concerning in some ways...

"This wasn't to piss you off dad I swear. I don't like the heroes... they are just looking for fame..." He holded the letter tightly on his hand, face crinched up in disgust as he stared down at his own feet "I just wanted that bastard Ohori to stop for once talking that we are villains or other atrocities of the Shie Hassaikai... I'm sick of it!" He threw the letter on the ground before squezzing his eyes shut to prevent any tears to fall from his (E/c) eyes.

You looked up at your husband, whose thank god had calmed down and only stared numbly at his son, arms crossed and eyes serious.

"Kaito.." you cooed, taking steps closer to your son before welcoming him in our arms, carresing his back as he trembled.

"This was all because you wanted revenge on the yakusa..." Chisaki stated quietly as he stared at his son, hidding his face on you as he still controlled his emotions.

"Kaito, attending to a high school that you clearly don't like is not the right thing even for yourself." You scratched his dark brow looks, noticing that Kai had picked up the letter from the floor.

"Your attitude was dumb, irresponsible and idiotic." You winced at your husband's venom, while he overhauled the letter and looked down at his son.

You let go of your teenager son, still with his gaze locked to the ground.

"That school not only is infested, but their exams xonsist on you to use your quirk, you could havs gotten wounded on that thing."

"But i know how to use my qui-"

"I didn't finished." He growled, glaring down at his son who winced at his tone of voice.

"Next time you use your brain brat, I know you have one. Me as your father, knows your own ideals about heroes, that are clearly not much different from mine, and I don't want my son to submit himself at such a thing." Kaito ckenched his jaw but still remained stuck, not glancing up at his father still.

He sighed before bringing his hand to pat his son head, carresing the familair dark brow looks, finally catching jis attention.

"But I am grateful to see that even after so many years, you still protect our honor Kaito. You have my gratitude for that son."

Kaito blinked up at his father before nodding with a monotonous hum, rubbing one tear away from his eye.

"You two I swear." You sighed catching both of your boys attention, the two of them arching one of their eyebrows up.

You laughed before bringing yoir son for a hug and kissing his temple softly, receiving a hearted grunt and a hesitant hug in response.

"I will call to cancel this whole thing." You muttered in the embrace receiving a thanks from your son before you stealed a glance at your husband, staring at you both.

"Come here." You chirped with a smile, extending your hand at your husband with a smile which he only glared at it.

You giggled before you pushed him anyway, noticing how his muscles tensed but soon relaxed.

"Leech." He growled as he slowly and awkwardly slowed one arm down as the other went to your shoulders.

"Oh hush we all showered." You pouted before he noticed you making a gesture with your hand at the door.

He flinched slightly at feeling his daughter hugging his waist all of the sudden and glared at you.

"I despise you woman." He growled while you sighed, givung him and your son a quick squeeze before letting go and bringing both of your chikdren close.

"Sk much that you despise me that we both had two wonderful half angels and half demons huh?" You grinned up at him, receiving a flip on your forehead.

"Shut your mouth."

He was thankful for his mask for hidding the half smirk of his.

[zuffer-weird-girl]

The idea is adorable 💕😫💜💙

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"What even is this?" Kai asked, looking down at his son on the table drawing... whatever that was.

"I saw on a cartoon kids drawing their families so I thought I could try... is it bad?" Kaito asked looking up at his father innocently.

"I... need to first understand who is and where are they because..." he cutted himself out, remembering that he couldn't be that harsh with a child.

That's what you said at least.

"Ok." Kaito nodded, patiently waiting for his father to sit down besides him.

He smirked at seing the evident color of (E/C) eyes and immediately catched what exactly were both figurines.

"Your mother isn't like that brat."

"She is! She has that type of hair, that type of color of eyes and also I put her favorite clothes!"

"... that was supposed to be clothes?"

"Im a kid daddy! Give me a break!" The kid whined while pouting, trying to get his drawing back before Chisaki took it and brought close to his eyes.

"Judging by the huge amount of green and the slight hint of purple this thing is supposed to be me. Impressive."

"If you don't like it then why are you still looking at?!" The kid got uo on his chair to try to snatch his drawing from his father's hands.

"Point to me the moment where I say I didn't like it." He looked at his son with complete seriousness in his eyes. The kid went to say something but immediately shut it.

"That's what I thought. Get down from the chair and sit properly."

The kid shyly sitted down and looked at his hands in nervousness as his father looked at his work...

"Kaito for someone around your age is rather impressive how you manage to work the facial expressions." He put it down the drawing on the table before hesitantly patting his head.

The kid looked up in surprise and paryed his lips in surprise to see the hint of a smile on his father's usual stoic face.

"Thank you!"

"Although mind if I ask something?" He pointed at the two figures separated "I can see that both of this are... Chrono and Mimic?" The kid nodded confused

"Kaito didn't you say family?"

"Yeah!"

"... then why Chrono and Mimic are here? Kaito, they don't have our names neither our blood."

"But uncle Kurono is my godfather! And mimic is always with you as well and even crack some jokes with us!"

"Chrono is only a godparent. Not a real parent, while Mimic would be more aplied to be a coomurate more than anything."

"But they still are with us, and besides family Isn't the persons who you always spends time with and feels safe daddy?"

He froze at that one... those things weren't his thing to answer, especially considering on ... what his biological abusive family was... but yet when he was rescued by Pops he cluld have considered the yakusa his... family.

Jesus, this kid got him.

"Whacha you two doing?" You asked seing your favirite boys sitting on the table, Kaito immediately getting up to hug your legs.

"Mommy I draw something! Even Daddy found it impressive at someone at my age doing it!"

"Really? Let me see?" You asked, smilling at seing your kid eargly take the paper and show it to you in a instant.

Kai looked at you gasping and complimenting his son's talents with proud while he standed there... left out.

You scopped your boy in your arms, still looking at the drawing with heart eyes.

"Aw you draw Kurono and Irinaka here too?" The kid nodded while pointing which one was who for you to see.

Kai suddenly remembered something of those stupid cartoons and some stories of your family and thought for a instant...

He suddenly got up and yanked the drawing from your hand, you and your son looking at him in surprise and quite fear...

You smiled warmingly at your usual cold and distant husband, picking one magnet and placing carefully on the fridge. Your kid gasped in glee as he squirmed his way out of your arma to be close give his father a surprise hug.

He flinched at the sudden contact and his muscles on his legs tensed at noticing his son on there. Relaxing only when you came closer murmuring into his ear praises.

"Put on the fridge? Nice move daddy." You murmured to him while he scoffed and averted his gaze elsewhere while he teied to separate his son from him.

Too... much... affection.

"It was just what seemed right in the moment- Kaito let go."

"Nope!"

"(Y/N) take your son off of me." He demanded as he shook his leg to see if the kid get the message.

He didn't.

"Sorry hon, its your son too." You gave him a quick kiss on his masked area and get back to make something for you to drink.

"(Y/N) Chisaki get back here right now." He growled as he tried to walk... rather difficult with a kid attached to your leg.

"Just wait until Chrono and Mimic know about this..." you mumbled yo yourself while sending both of them messages.

"They dont even need to know about this just help me get him OFF." He shooked his leg with only resulting a laughing boy pleading for more.

You laughed at the scene. Chisaki wasn't exactly the most affectionate parent but it still pleases Kaito a lot the way he showed his own way of affection... the kid even looked up a lot to him..

And he was still learning so that was a big step for him... the poor guy had to take care of a baby alone for one week, asked him this before you git married and he might had overhauled that someone withoit a second thought.

"Help. Angel. This midget came with scotch tape. Im pleading here now."

You laughed even more. He was still perfect in his own way...

[zuffer-weird-girl]

May I request where Haru mom is out of prison I guess. Like she try to take Haru back till she sees overhaul s/o with the kids along with haru. This is where she goes with her plan and try to stalk them. Surprisingly haru mom took Overhaul s/o and Haru and things got ugly. So kaito and kin run back home and tell them what happen. I'll let you decide how things end n.n

Jesus Christ you want TWO KILLING MACHINES in here.

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You could won a trophy at your abilities of maintaining three kids from the yakusa as perfect little angels... even if sometimes they weren't.

Especially the two older ones... Kaito and Haru.

Both being the exact same copies as your husband and Kurono it was quite difficult to control them, but miracles existed. Because these two adored you.

Today you offered to look after them while Chisaki and Kurono were dealing with some things. Both seemed to be hesitant about it, but they were really too busy to argue.

Especially Hari, since he was a single parent and didn't exactly have anyone to take care of his daughter while busy...

Kai of course had to send a body guard, his paranoia was too strong, to accompany you and the kids to the park... a park.

You honestly were already used to it but still bothered it sometimes...

"Look mommy there is a playground on there!" Kaito pointed while Kin gasped in awe.

"Can we go? Can we go?" Your little girl tugged on your shirt, begging with golden shiny eyes.

"Alright. Go have fun!" You exclaimed before you noticed that Haru hadn't moved a muscle. "Ne Haru-chan? Not going?"

"Uh.. yeah is just that... I wanted to talk with you for a moment mrs Chisaki."

You looked in concern at the girl but nodded anyways, looking at the guard and calling for him, asking if he could look at your kids for a moment.

"Its a pleasure looking at Overhaul's kids madam." The guy bowed before following two dark brow haired little deviants.

"So?" Ýou crouched up to be in eye level with her and smiled "What's on your head?"

"N-Nothing much!" She waved her hands before smiling shyly "Is just that I've been thinking on asking something. Kaito is always calling my dad his uncle... so is fair if I want to call you a aunt?"

"... sweety you can call me whatever you want and I would be grateful." You said normally making her giggle.

Seing her reaction was rare but extremely worth it, after all that she's been through, you couldn't budge it. Only fell a extreme pity and concern for Kurono...

"So there are you." A woman voice spoked and those grey eyes of Haru went wide in horror, looking at the figurine behind you.

You took a peak behind you and all of your body tensed at seing the so familiar woman that tormented Kurono's and the intere yakusa's lifes for months... you remember the rage and disgust on your husband's face at having to deal with 'Chrono's mess' as he referred.

You got up quickly and stayed in front of Haru.

"May I help you miss?" You asked coldly whiel she only scoffed.

"I'm here for my daughter bitch. Go bother someone else." Haru gasped before blurting out what she shouldn't have.

"You don't have the right to speak with boss's wife like that!" She placed her hands on her mouth immediately and looked up at you apologetically.

"Ah." The woman cooed darkly before extending her hand threateningly "So I am getting what I had fought for in the end at last... how much will that husband of yours and that arrow haired man bastard will pay to have you two back?"

She used her quirk on both you and Haru and before you could black out you yelled at the kids to run, to get their Chrono and Overhaul... even despite having Haru on your side.

You heard yells before you completly blacked out...

Not this again...

~

"So they're finally going leave us at peace." Chrono sighed in relief as he lowered his mask down amwhile Chisaki checked numbly his phone.

No messages... weird. He told you to send at least one.

"Is my daughter ok?" Chrono asked while looking at his childhood friend, hidding his concern.

Before he could even answer the yells and cries of both his kids startled both of them, Chisaki immediately looking and noticing your absence.

"DAD! IT HAPPENED! " Kaito cried while holding a hysterical crying Kin in his arms.

"What happened?" He growled before kneeling on the ground while Chrono widened his eyes in horror at seing the desperates pleas of forgiveness of the precept.

"THERE WAS A WOMAN THAT TOOK MOMMY AND HARU AWAY!" Kaito cried desperately.

Chrono swore he almost broked his gun with his deadly grip while Kai's eyes went dark as his vision went red.

"... you two go to your rooms and stay in there. Irinaka or Nemoto will be soon on there." He said, calm but still his wrath was evident on his voice. "Now. Kaito, it's a order."

The kid nodded, trying to not just wail in tears like.his three years old sister was doing it.

"M-Mastwr I am deeply sor-"

"I gave you one job. And you failed miserably..." he growled in the most powerful and threatening voice, making the guys shiver in fear.

Chisaki and Kurono walked past him while Kai mumbled angrily that he would deal with him later.

Not many minutes he received a call, demanding some money for the rescue. Chrono eyes went dark as he clenched his jaw in pure hatred at recognizing the voice.

"Count the seconds wrench." Was what Chisaki told her before ending the call, and grabbing his jacket while stepping out of the house with a fuming Hari behind him.

"Please tell me I am allowed to beat the shit out of that prostitute." Chrono growled while placing his mask back on and adjusting his gun.

"Do what you wish." He said, no caring that his gloves were already overhauled.

~

"I guess he only uses you for fucking, isn't that right missy?" She said while lifting her nose up in arrogance.

"Can you watch your vocabulary at leas?" You groaned while trying to calm down the little white haired girl "It's your own daughter in here for Christ's sake. Don't you have a heart?"

The woman laughed bitterly nefore standing uo from her chair and acting her quirk.

"This little shit, was the only thing that could grant me a better future, even if I never loved that men, he was quite good on his experiences and it was even a sweetheart but please-!" She laughed while pointing at you "We are only seeking for one thing to have those two as company right friend? Their power, their money... their glory."

You scoffed "Is this what is all about? Jesus Christ dont ever compare me with you. You're sick."

You cringed whem you noticed that you had used the exact same words as your husband but shrugged off shortly after... it was true after all.

"You think you're soo powerful and the naddest bitch of them all just because you were lucky to get the leader, right?" She grabbed one knife close to her and started to walk towards you "Tic toc for that husband and friend of his."

"... I woild actually recommend.that you didn't did that. For your own good actually." You said suddenly, making the woman laugh in sarcasm.

"Or what? I know you're quirkless so you can't exactly do mu-" she yelped before dodging one arrow coming at her upper arm.

"I warned you." You sighed before you felt the ground trembling as a wave of concrete threw you in the air while Haru on the other.

You yelped at first but immediately relaxed at falling to those comforting arms you were so used to by now.

"Angel, you're okay?" He whispered close to your ear, not even once daring to let go or ease up his hold on you.

The woman tried to grab Haru but ghis time she was shoted on the shoulder as well as a arrow sucefully cutted her left cheek, lefting her like a statue, falling miserably to the ground.

"HARU!" Chrono shouted as he went to his daughter and holded her close to his chest.

"Papa I'm so sorry!" She whimpered on his white hoddie as she cling to him "It was my fault! I told her that mrs (Y/N) was the boss's wife a-and she got the upper hand on-"

"Its not your damn fault ok? You weren't the one who asked for tjis to happen." He picked her up and walked towards you and Kai... not before stopping by a few centimeters away from the woman and whispering to his daughter to cover her ears.

"I shot you with the longest one..." he growled , staring at her dead in the eyes "Not satisfied with the prison? Congrats, because now you will just bleed until you die in this fucking basement." He walked towards you two, Chisaki letting you down bit still holding onto your waist.

"Take her outside for a bit for me? It will not take much." You looked aprehensive at him before looking at your husband.

In his face sayed absolutely nothing, only in his eyes that you could so well read it, was hinted the extreme rage, hatred and the 'I want this person to suffer until they're dead', while he slowly nodded and pushed you with his hand on your lower back outside.

You immediately covered Haru's ears while Chisaki covres yours when the sounds of a gun were echoed.

Hari got out shortly after and thanked both you and Chisaki before scooping his daughter up in his arms.

"No longer she will haunt us flower. That's for sure." He whispered to her after waiting for you two to go in the front.

You felt Kai's eyes on you, checking for any possible injuries but you only assured him with a sweet 'thank you' as you leaned your head against his chest.

You knew that by the way he didn't scoffed heartily at you but instead enveloped his arms to put you close, you weren't getting out of the Shie Hassaikai's house without his AND HIS ONLY company...

[zuffer-weird-girl]

Baby kin wants to learn how to ride a bicycle and of course kai would be against it since she can just have cars. (In reality kai himself doesn't know how to ride one 😂😂😂😂😂😂). So baby kin asks uncle hari or mimic and they will teach this cutie. Seeing her smile and giggles kai would be somehow jealous (she is MY daughter) kind of mentality 🤣 he will teach her but everything he says is wrong kkkkkkkkkkkk (kaito is laughing so hard too).

SOMEONE WHO AGRESS WITH ME THAT THIIS BEAUTIFUL BASTARD DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE! THANK YOU

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"Daddy can you teach me how to ride a bike? Without those little wheels on?" The five ears old girl asked cutely, not getting why her mother snorted.

"... we ride on a car and most probably I will buy you one when you get older. No need for that." He answered monotonously while retirning his attention to his book.

The truth was that he never, EVER rode a bike... neither knows how to.

Kaito never had interest on those things, to his blessing, and always prefered to walk or to take rides by car.... but his younger daughter seemed to be the opposite.

She tugged on his shirt and pleaded silently with puppy dogs shinning golden eyes.

"Pweale?"

"... (Y/n)." He growled, not entirely pleased at your giggles but relieved that you had picked her up, getting away from those cursed puppy eyes.

Your daughter pouted before opening a big smile and leaving a kiss on yojr cheek after you whispered something in her ear, quickly almost running out of the room.

Chisaki arched a eyebrow before he sighed, deciding not to pry much further...

~

Just when he was going to place the last paper of his pile to finish his works he heard Irinaka shouts and his daughter's giggles.

You were delivering some tea for him, which he accepted with a thanks, giving him a chance to question what is going on.

"Irinaka and Kurono volunteered fo teach our baby how to ride a bile." You smiled sweetly at him before getting out of the room... not notoccing how your husband almost overhauled the cup at hearing the news.

He got up abruptly from his chair and marched his way to the outside, Irinaka holding Kin on her bike as Chrono had his hands wrapped around the handles of it.

He felt a bitter feeling growing on his chest, and even before he could control it, he demanded that Mimic and Chrono got inside due to some unfinished bussines.

"What? We did all the shit we were supposed to today boss. Im sure of it." Mimic said, lifting Kin up a bit to make her laugh.

"It has more, both have jobs to get done. Hands off of my daughter Mimic." He growled, Irinaka quickly following tk his order... leaving a pouty Kin.

"Hop on." He said nonchalantly while he grabbed onto the bike, bitting the inside of his cheek at sieng one of the biggest smiles that crossed his daughter's face.

"Right... just.. put your feet on each pedal and push them." The girl nodded with determination on her eyes, and did as her father told... almost falling to the ground if it wasn't for her father's quick hands.

"How do I not fall daddy?" She asked looking up while Chisaki glared at the object down.

"I will hond on to it. Try again." He placed Kin back and pushed a bit... just when he let go of the bike fell... along with his daughter.

"Ouch!" She exclaimed, wissing and gearing up a bit at the scracth on herright knee.

Kai scooped her up anx brought her to inside in a minute, calling you for on the middle of his walking.

"Wait papa no! I want to learn-!"

"No more lessons, you just got hurt and if we don't clean this you might get some infection." He said harshly as he placed her down on the couch.

After cleaning and patching up Kin's wound you smirked and crossed your arms while looking up at your husband.

"Why didn't you let Irinaka or Kurono help? You do know that you don't know how to ride a bike."

"Her name and blood line belongs to Chisaki's. Not Kurono or Irinaka's as far as I am concerned." He said nonchalantly whike he closed the door for her to sleep.

"... jealous of your daughter now my devil?" Your giggles errupted into laughter at the glare he sended to you.

"I am not. How dare you?"

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In the other day he almost let his mug fell when he heard a very loud shout 'YOU FUCKING DID IT!' of Irinaka coming from the yard.

You changed glances with him while Kaito got up to follow you both to see why Mimic was yelling about already.

"Mama! Papa! Oni-san look!" She waved while sgill remaining some balance "I did it! Uncle Irinaka helped me!"

"AfTEr FuCkInG HoURs!"

You awed and waved back at your daughter, Kaito smirking a bit while he crossed his arms... while Chisaki wasn't that much pleasent.

"Look!" She lifted both arms up "I can do it witjout any hands on!"

"Wait kIN CAREFULL WITH THAT-"

BONK!

"Tree..." you and Kaito said in union before you jumped to see your baby.

"Irinaka you are the responsible for this." Chisaki growled while overhauling his gloves and oming at the direction of the man himself.

His daughter was hurt because of thai stupidity, now Iri aka was the responsible one.

"DAD WAIT-!"