#shie hassaikai headcanons

[number1villainstan]

it's hard to get a proper handle on Pops because we have so little in canon, so you have to (like with the rest of the Hassaikai) take a whole bunch of scraps and basically build a new character out of that, but i had a breakthrough last night:

the core of pops' character, his main motivator, is grief.

just like how the core of chisaki's character is shame and fear (esp fear of not being enough/worthy). pops is the oyabun of a yakuza clan that was, for a very long time, in its death throes. how many friends and family did he lose to heroes? to other gangs? to opportunities too far away to keep up a real friendship? it's likely he had a wife, because we know that eri's mom is his biological daughter, but she's never brought up in the show. did he lose her too? (what was she even like?)

and--after losing so many people, how did that inform the way he treated chisaki? the way he treated eri? was there this sense of you're going to lose them too hanging over his head whenever he saw them? was his disapproval of chisaki's efforts less about the drugs themselves and more out of a selfish desire to just let the hassaikai die already, to be done with this drawn-out, stressful anticipatory grief? was the way he handed eri over to chisaki an effort not to get too attached before something happened and she somehow became the victim of her own quirk?

really you could argue that this is all wrong, because we have approximately 1 hint towards pops' personality as a character, but like--why would you? this view of pops is interesting, and opens up a whole lot of new avenues

[villain-sympathizer]

hi, can i request deidoro sakaki headcannons?

yes you absolutely can!! 💕

not sure if you wanted general headcanons or romantic so i did both!

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General:

Absolutely a party guy, I mean how can he not be? He’s never one to turn down an invite to a club or a house party. He’s literally the “party don’t start till I walk in” type of guy but its actually the truth

Beer pong and keg stand champion, undefeated, no matter how hard others (especially Rappa) try to beat him

Despite constantly drinking alcohol, his teeth are in surprisingly good shape

Although he’s depicted as a raging alcoholic, I think he’s a rather casual drinker when he’s not on a job for the Hassaikai or at an absolute rager of a party

A shockingly level-headed guy and fun to talk to when he’s not sloshed out of his mind. He’s perfect for venting to or trying to work out a thought process, rarely one to cut in unless asked for his opinion

Perfect hype man!! This dude will cheer folks on and boost their confidence, even if they’re a random stranger at the bar or across the street

The master at situational humor and making the most out of a bad or embarrassing situation

He looks like he could be a contortionist to me, not sure why. At the very least he’s double-jointed in my mind

-10% shame, obviously. He seemingly absorbs others’ shame too, willing to cause a distraction or take the blame for something if need be. Says it’s fun and thrilling and keeps him humble, plus he likes the attention

Class clown type, but not in that obnoxious way, y’know? Like the kinda stranger to do something wacky or hilarious that makes you go to your friends and say “Holy shit, you’ll ever believe what this random dude did, it was so funny”, that kinda stuff

Is insanely drained and exhausted the day after using his quirk too much. He only gets severe hangover symptoms after using it, rather than just drinking normally. In fact, everyone’s jealous at how he’s totally fine after a night of heavy drinking and partying

His liver is a medical anomaly, change my mind

His hair may always look oily or greasy, but he still showers daily. That’s just unfortunately how his hair is

Strikes me as the kinda guy to be totally down for platonic cuddling, drunk or not, much to the dismay of his co-workers

Although his room and fashion sense are pretty plain (or even dirty), that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have a sense of style or interior design. He’s just always out on jobs or partying to really care about his clothes or furniture

^ Regarding that, his fashion style is more street-casual, grunge/punk mix, even dipping into skater-boy territory

His interior design tastes are a sort of mix of boho and art deco, if that makes sense. Also doesn’t mind a modern Japanese look, either

I’m also gonna say he’s the kinda guy who goes to strip clubs just for the fun of it rather than the sexual appeal. He just loves the energy of the place, plus he supports sex workers

Drinks his respect women juice daily!!!!!!

Romantic:

Pansexual and panromantic, is also down to discuss poly relationships too

Love language is physical touch and words of affirmation, which are amplified when he’s even the slightest bit drunk. The second he takes a sip of his drink, he’s immediately showering his partner in praise and kisses, his arm(s) always around them in some way the whole night

Hates huge flashy dates, UNLESS it’s a festival/amusement park date. He LOVES that shit

Would prefer a partner who’s down to go to parties/bars/clubs with him, but if not that’s chill, as long as they’re fine with him going out himself then

Despite always going out to parties and such, he’s more than willing to reserve a few nights a week (or by request) to just stay home with his partner. He’s still gonna casually drink, though

An absolute doofus who comes up with the weirdest, most out of pocket date ideas.

“No, Dei, we’re not going shotgun fishing just to see how long it takes the police to get there.” “�� What about a pistol? Crossbow? Bow and arrow? Okay, okay, how about spear? Babe hear me out-“

Will call his partner babe or baby regardless of their gender, but will stop if asked. Still says it for a joke/bit though

[number1villainstan]

allow me to brain vomit for a sec

quirk headcanons:

he can't just overhaul things willy-nilly. if he wants any precision he has to understand the chemical makeup of whatever he's overhauling

corollary to that he spent his teen years obsessively studying anatomy and human biochem so that he could put people back together if another quirk accident happened to a person

how easy something is to precisely overhaul relates to its chemical structure. so metal is easiest (because of its 'sea of atoms' deal) and glass is hard (because it's very molecular-ly chaotic). he can overhaul things on bigger scales than molecular (see the concrete spikes in canon) but he still has to know what's going on

to help with that specifically he also has a vibrational sense, somewhat similar to Toph from AtLA's 'sight'--except it only works through the hands, only extends around a meter, and works to detect chemical makeup/structure rather than like. what's around him. so he could tap on a wall and tell if there's iron/carbon/silicon in the rock

HOWEVER. he had to learn what each element 'sounds' like and how molecular structure affects the vibrations. that knowledge didn't just come pre-packaged with his Quirk

at first he can't use that vibrational sense on humans because of the blood flow/muscle contractions/other bio-rhythms; they overwhelm that sense and he can't parse anything out of the noise. add to that the fact that human flesh is much softer/squishier and therefore much harder to 'read' and he really had his work cut out for him

he probably has savant syndrome, otherwise Overhaul would be basically unusable except for relatively 'rough' jobs like moving the ground. and he STILL had to study for years to be able to not fuck up a living thing irreparably.

good thing his special interest is biology/biochem!

basically what i'm trying to do is not make overhaul such an OP power and make it more of a skill to be mastered

oh yeah! there's also serious consequences if he overuses his quirk! if his hands are shaking then precision in overhauling stuff drops, and if he uses his quirk too much (tries to put out too much energy) over too short a time period that energy reflects back onto his hands and damages his nerves and the surrounding tissue. his hands have actually ended up getting pretty deep bleeding wounds from overextending himself. on the other hand, if he tries to do something too complicated for his skill level all at once he might end up getting a migraine or seizure

he can heal from both types of damage, they're not permanent thankfully. and he has managed to extend/push his limits beyond what they were

he and yaoyurozu would make a terrifying team

general headcanons:

stealing the allergic to sunlight one from keytrastar but also he has spring allergies/hay fever so basically if he ever goes outside without wearing a mask he starts sneezing uncontrollably

also he sneezes like a kitten. he hates it because everyone else thinks it's adorable

he likes cats. he likes cats a Lot. at least in theory, he's never really gotten to get very close to one

maybe the closest he got was a cat at one of the foster homes he was staying in, but he was still too scared of his own quirk (and his foster parents) at that point to get close

he tends to bite/chew on things mindlessly--the end of his pencil, his pillow, hari's arm--but if he notices then the mysophobia kicks in. hari once gets so tired of being bitten while he and kai are cuddling that he gets kai chew toys. it's another reason he wears the mask. he could go through a lot of hi-chews/other chewy candy (since spitting something out is seen as gross in japan, even gum) but he doesn't really have the money for that and also wants to not eat a lot of candy

he has a soft spot for caramel though

he views irinaka as an uncle/parental figure, and would often go to him instead of pops with questions or a need for emotional support, because the yakuza (and in chisaki's mind, by extension pops) is highly traditional and irinaka isn't, so much. (a lot of irinaka's rage comes from protectiveness over kai and hari alonside loyalty to The Cause)

he was required to learn english and another language as a teenager. his english is enough to function but it's not fantastic, and for his other language he chose italian because he's a fan of maneskin

sometimes he gets species dysphoria and wishes he had claws/a tail/real feathers/a real beak (which partially explains his atrocious fashion choices), but he doesn't realize that that's either not normal or something important

he's autistic as hell but in deep deep deep denial about it, if he ever even thinks about it beyond 'why am i so bad at being normal', and he definitely does not have correct information about what autism is. honestly all of the expendables are autistic (except for rappa, but rappa's part of the half that has adhd) which is why they all get along so well

f r e c k l e s. oh my god i nearly forgot about the freckles. he gets them so easily and there are so many. like if someone had made him look up and then dumped a bucket of brown paint all over him. all over his nose and cheeks, on his shoulders, down his arms. he tends to stay out of the sun as much as possible and it's another reason why he wears the mask--to hide the freckles and to make them go away. he doesn't like them because it makes him look cute, and he doesn't want to be cute, he wants to be taken seriously, so he tries very hard not to be 'cute'.

(hari is sad because he really really liked those freckles.)

okay that took a lot longer than a sec and it would have been longer but i gotta go now

what are ur overhaul hcs ?

[call-me-chips]

Give a random headcanon for any character

That is SO vague, but okay

Mha headcanon, WOO!

Chisaki (aka Overhaul) has his minions deep clean the shower every time before he showers, and he showers twice a day; right when he wakes up and right before he goes to sleep. He uses latex gloves in the shower, and when he gets out he uses 4 towels: 1 to put on the floor so his wet feet don't have to touch the floor, 1 to dry his body, 1 to dry his private parts, and 1 to dry his hair.

Once he accidentally forgot to shower before bed and he woke up at 4am crying because he felt so disgusting

[fanofflames]

Headcanoning that Rappa and Kurono pranked Chisaki with one of those Shrek bath bombs (which contains real mud, twigs/moss). Rappa secures the bath bomb while Kurono gives it to Chisaki one day…

Chisaki, unfamiliar with the bath bomb, uses it… the whole Hassaikai heard the bloodcurdling scream that followed.

[thotsforvillainrights]

so happy to see asks are open!! May I please request dating headcannons with Overhaul and a quirkless reader being by his side at the shei hassaikai base. What do the other members think of her? Obviously they can’t talk or even be near her unless they wanna be meat on the floor. Poor girl just wants to make friends but her hubby makes it so hard 😔😔😔

(I would've thought I did a quirkless reader for him before but I'm admittedly too lazy to check my HIGHLY OUTDATED masterlist so fuck it. Let's do it anyway! Also, I hope it's fine I'm leaving the reader kinda open ended as usual so everyone can kinda insert themselves into this better. Thank you for the request and the chance at writing more Kai content!)

(sidenote: I really need to update that masterlist but every time I try it's nearly impossible. I let it get too far behind, send help ahhhhhhh)

~Kai's Quirkless Reader & the Hassaikai~

headcanon|scenario|imagine|match-up

-Quirkless? Not that much of a shocker he'd fall for you. The boss being in a relationship? THAT is the shocker everyone hasn't managed to let go of just yet. In fact, most of his inner circle thinks he's holding you hostage while the other half wonders how you could've ever fallen for someone as rough as Overhaul in the first place. Did he even know how to date someone? Overhaul doing gentleman shit? Overhaul possibly kissing you one day or holding hands? Overhaul being in the same vicinity as someone else for longer than a few hours? There was a slew of gossiping he couldn't really shut down (or intimidate out of the men) for a very long time. He was trying to at least get it out of control before bringing you around to meet everyone for the first time.

-He took the time you introduce you considering he would have some of the members of the Hassaikai be your personal bodyguards or escorts when he couldn't join you out. Aside from this, he didn't really want you interacting with anyone else than himself. You were headstrong (or stubborn as he'd put it) and wanted on your own to develop meaningful relationships with his main group. Where he saw workers, you saw his friends despite him never calling them that. You wanted to be as important to them as he was. None of the men really complained since you were a breath of fresh air compared to Kai. With the help of Pops preventing Kai from killing the guys, you were able to try and get to know each of them.

-Hojo thought of you as a little sibling almost, no matter what your age is. You could literally be older than him and he'd still try to treat you like a little sister/brother/sibling. It was odd, but you didn't seem to mind how careful he was or protective nonetheless. Setsuno was a lot more careful with you since he didn't want to end up like mince meat. Had you not pushed hard for him to come out of his shell, you never would've learned all the wonderful parts of his personality aside from being a legitimate gang member. Tabe was more or less clingy to your kindness. This is especially true if you end up trying to greet him with something to eat. He adores you now.

-Rappa was actually pretty taken with you from the moment he met you. Someone brave enough to go against Overjerk's rules and do what they wanted regardless of the outcome? Oh yeah, he thinks that's fucking awesome of you. Tengai is more careful about guarding your feelings and still doesn't greet you by your first name even to this day. He also spends a lot of time scolding Rappa when he's around you since he's worried the big lug will offend you somehow.

-Nemoto has been and always will be the absolute most respectful with you. He greets you with the utmost proper manners and tries to make sure you have everything you might ever need whenever he's on duty for you. You've been trying for a long time to break down his walls and get him to chill out more but I doubt that'll happen anytime soon. Deidoro fucking loves you and loves even more the fact that he can be as crazy around you as he wants to be...well, as long as Nemoto isn't there to stop him from having that fun. You don't mind it. The man is a hoot!

-Chrono has become somewhat of a close friend to you. He knows when to let his guard down and relax ever now and then. Don't get me wrong, he still respects Overhaul very much as both a friend and a leader! It's just that when he's out with you, he's not gonna say no to putting a dollar in a prize machine and trying to win an IPAD with you. If you could chose anyone to hang out with for a day, it usually ends up being Chrono. It makes sense that Kai has gotten jealous a time or two of you relationship together. Mimic on the other hand...he doesn't worry as much with you two being together. In fact, your first impression of Mimic was that someone must've been pulling a prank on you. There's no way this beanie baby can turn into a full grown man on command. Mimic thought you weren't real when he met you too either. "How much did the boss pay for you to pretend to be his partner?"

-Katsukame was...a lot upon first meeting. He let a few inappropriate comments slip and you nervously laughed it off until Kai came out and killed the guy in front of you. Since then, Katsukame learned his place around you. Oh and Pops? That old man adored you since the very first moment. How could he not? You're giving his misguided boy a chance to experience real love for the first time! To him, you were considered family from the very first day you took Kai's heart.

[kainagant]

i think the most intriguing thing to study about the shie hassaikai is how each of the eight bullets are all uniquely obsessed with overhaul. and i don't agree with the brainwashing thing, because i think they're all more than aware of how overhaul sees them. i mean, setsuno, tabe, and hojo just come out and say that they know that they're disposable pawns but they wanted to die anyway so why not die for him. even rappa, who arguably likes overhaul the least, is also in his own way fixated on him. i mean what kind of man agrees to join and die for another man's shady organization all for the sake of getting another chance to fight with said man to the death.

[angie-starz]

I seriously don't know what to call this au but I'm gonna tag it at Chrono+LOV:AU

Introduction in that episode where twice and toga are introduced

Hari and Kai haven't seen eachother in years and this is the first time they see eachother in long time

After twice was forced to reveal his quirk, toga and hari do not approve

Nemoto forcing Chrono to reveal his quirk (and it is at this moment hari decides to have a vendetta against him)

Basic information about his quirk

Explaining his drawbacks

[majo-tsukiko]

It’s my head cannon that Chisaki is tone deaf

[curiousquirks]

Hi curious I hope you’re doing well again! But I had a dream involving kurono and for some reason we had kids so this is a part two to the whole pregnant s/o thing 😭

But could we have content of after Hari’s s/o brought home their baby?

Hii Hi! I’m so sorry this took so long, the holidays were so chaotic but I hope your holidays were lovely <3 

➥ Hari would be horribly cautious when that baby first comes home. You see the hesitation of his movements when you hand the baby over to him. You’ve made jokes of him being slow before it’s different this time.

➧ You cradled the baby safely in your arms, making your way towards Hari. He blinked slowly, taking in your movement and actions as he assessed what you were doing. He made an unconscious set backwards, something you noticed immediately.  “Hold them.” You commanded calmly, knowing that not giving him a choice would force him out of his comfort zone. He realized you were being serious and moved forward to catch them as you shoved them into his arms. He froze in place, treating the baby like an awkward fragile heirloom. He hid the fear and panic well, except if you knew him. There was a little quirk in his eyebrows and you stifled a laugh.  “You’re not going to drop them, Hari.” You reassured, rubbing your hand soothingly along his arm. “You haven’t yet, you’ve got nothing to worry about.” “Yeah well one drop and this kid is gonna come out for fucked up than me.” He half joked, adjusting their head.  You pulled your hand back to slap his arm, making an irritated noise. “They’ve got your genetics, they're already screwed.” You responded.

➥ Hari hates his quirk. Is it helpful in certain situations? Of course it is, the same can be said for most quirks. But it’s a hassle to deal with, such as the awkward clumping it does which makes styling it impossible. And when you have a baby with grabby hands it makes for interesting conversations.

➧ “I’m going to preface this by saying it isn’t my fault.” Hari said from the other room.  You casually strolled back into the living room not giving his words much thought. He has said weirder things and has definitely said something similar after “accidentally” doing something stupid. You saw Hari standing with his back towards you. You made your way towards him, moving around him to see your baby laying in his arms. Then you noticed the slow movement of their hand slowly moving as it was currently wrapped around a strand of Hari’s hair. “Hari!” You shouted, moving quickly to carefully remove the baby’s hand from his hair. “What happened?!” “I was trying to explain to them not to touch my hair but they wouldn’t listen.” He explained, far too casually. “Despite my insistence on the matter.” “They’re barely three months, they’re not going to understand you dumbass!” You shouted, checking the baby’s hand to see a small cut on it and doing a quick check on what part of his hair they grabbed. “The hour hand, Hari?” “What? Like I forced them to grab that one.” He defended, looking slightly offended. A few moments passed as he watched you try to reassure the baby still in his arms. “…Maybe they’ll go to sleep?” “HARI!”

➥Hari will have casual conversations with baby anytime he’s left alone with them. One of the reasons he wasn’t too on board with having a baby was mostly due to the fact that he had no idea what to do with it. He’ll treat the kid as it grows up as a tiny adult. To your insistence he’ll filter some things…and at least wait until the kid is a certain age  before he’ll offer to teach them how to use a gun. 

➧ “And then we got ahold of the traitorous two-timing bastard, killing him, obviously. Katsukame made a far bigger mess than Kai wanted, obviously. He’s the big dude, makes creepy comments, longtime family though so we have to put up with him. Anyways Kai got all uppity, obviously. I got out of clean up duty this time at least. Well…” Hari paused in his rambling, looking down at the bottles he was cleaning before he glanced back at the baby in its highchair nearby.  “Okay, well for that at least.”

➧ Hari was sat on the floor, various things scattered around him. He was currently in the process of cleaning one of his hand guns. He glanced around for a particular object, not seeing it as he started picking up random things to look. He spotted the baby grasping it in their tiny little hand, about to bring it to their mouth before Hari reached over and grabbed it. He glanced at the distance between them and the shit he had over the floor. “Okay, maybe you’re a little too close.” He mumbled to himself as he scooted himself over to drag the mat they were on further back.  He was a little too quick, nearly sending the baby off the mat before he caught them. He froze, waiting to see if they started crying. Taking a breath of relief when they started giggling. He laid them back down and shook his head.  “Babies are easy.”

[ifvillainwhysexi]

Ok hear me out: Kai and Nine having a cage match.

Not a real fight of course, they're just training physical combat and Chisaki is already long time into this, with their respective groups there for cheerleading (and Rappa probably wants to join). Who dominates this fight?

I see Nine dominating the fight for a single reason. His brute strength. Albeit he's a quick thinker, but when it comes to battle strategy, it seemed like he relied way too much on his Quirks. Overhaul is more strategic, relying on evaluation and far-range movements. He seems to be extremely flexible rather than hefty, so I can see him attempting to outspeed Nine, but, Nine has both far and close range, meaning Overhaul most likely can't get close enough.

However, Overhaul has a terrain advantage. If he's on the ground, you should not be. Nine does have the ability to use the Hydra Quirk to avoid the ground change, BUT it's hard to get stable if the terrain isn't. Not only that, but Overhaul's Quirk doesn't seem to have many drawbacks other than he can't grab a liquid.

Nine used the Hydras to pin and win against Overhaul, or maybe he used his Weather Manipulation Quirk(he got scolded by Overhaul after the match) to disrupt the environment.

IM SO SORRY FOR NOT RESPONDING QUICK ENOUGHH😭😭

[number1villainstan]

Ok you’ve mentioned before that you think everyone in the Hassaikai is autistic (except for Rappa who’s ADHD, rip Tengai) so do you have headcannons on special interests, stims and such for everyone? If so can we hear the ones you have?

A lot of the 8pods are actually AuDHD, so let's sort them out:

Autism only: Chisaki, Tengai, Tabe, Hojo, Nemoto, Katsukame, Irinaka

ADHD only: Rappa (rip)

Both: Kurono, Setsuno, Sakaki

You mentioned comfort items in a different ask, but I have very few headcanons for that--most of what I have are headcanons for special interests, so that's most of what you'll get lol.

Chisaki Kai: Special interest is definitely anatomy/biochemistry, and it's lasted basically since he had the means to start learning about it. So--years. As for stims--he likes having something to chew. This oftentimes conflicts with the mysophobia--he can't just put something in his mouth, but once he's chewing on something he doesn't exactly want to stop. He also likes running his fingers through the fur of his coat. Sometimes he carries Irinaka around in plushie form because he needs something soft to carry and he knows that since it's Uncle Joi nobody can say a damn thing about it. Lots of tactile stims for Kai, although he may also use music as a stim sometimes, just put in some earbuds and listen to a specific song on repeat for hours. He does not do well when overstimulated, too, and hates overhead lights.

Kurono Hari: Special interest would be mechanical stuff and engineering--the lab that's featured in canon? He fucking built most of it while in the grip of a series of the unholy offspring of special interest and hyperfixation. He likes to play with gears and springs and pieces of metal that Kai often Overhauls into specific shapes for him (like joints and things). He also often has Kai weld together pieces of metal using Overhaul. He has a lot of motion stims, probably tends to get up and move around a lot, especially when he needs to think. He didn't do so well in school for this exact reason. Like Kai, he also likes to carry Uncle Joi around in plushie form.

Irinaka Joi: I don't have any specific stims in mind for him, but I do think he likes being in plushie mode in part because of species dysphoria but also because lights/sounds/All The Stimulation is blunted and lessened somewhat, and because plushie mode doesn't feel pain unless you handle it really roughly. (That's part of why he lets his nephews carry him around, because he's hard to hurt in that form and because they often really need it.) It's easy to imagine that he gets overstimulated really easily, or that he's photosensitive when in human form.

Nemoto Shin: Special interest is definitely psychology and sociology--he's very interested in learning how humans think and behave, in part because he needed to know stuff like that to survive as a teenager/young adult bouncing between gangs and living off of the money he got from conning people. That knowledge of psychology is really helpful as the leader of the Precepts as well. He also suppressed a lot of his stims during this time, and is still rediscovering them.

Sakaki Deidoro: I like to think that his special interest is linguistics. He knows several languages and often talks with Nemoto about the intersection of language and psychology. Possibly he stims with the fur on his vest the same way Kai stims with the fur on his jacket. He also likes the feeling of someone playing with his hair, but obviously only a select few are allowed to.

Setsuno Touya: His special interest is history. He can talk about various periods that he's studied for hours, and often goes looking for primary sources to confirm what secondary ones are saying. Recently he's been looking into the history of the yakuza. Like Kurono, he has trouble paying attention/absorbing information that he's not super interested in when he's sitting still, so he tends to fidget a lot and has developed some motion stims.

Hojo Yu: I said geology once for his special interest and I'm sticking with it.

Tabe: I don't have any specific special interest for him. I think he likes chewing on things too, when the hunger from his Quirk is more manageable. (Kai actually created some nontoxic very slowly dissolving pill-like-things that can last for a few hours in Tabe's gut to alleviate that hunger.)

Katsukame Rikiya: I'm stealing your headcanons for this guy--dogs, gorillas, and foxes.

Rappa Kendo: I decided that he liked bugs as a kid so now he likes bugs now. Chisaki has yelled at him several times for bringing them inside the compound.

Tengai Hekiji: Since he canonically lived most of his life in a Buddhist monastery, and I headcanon him as somewhere in his early 50s, he probably knows a lot about Buddhism and Buddhist history. You could say his special interest is Buddhism.

[moron-hassaikai-and-more]

Here have some Shei Hassakai gender + sexuality headcannons.

Overhaul: gay, he/him pronouns

Chrono: Homoflexible, trans FtM, he/they pronouns

Nemoto: panromantic, asexual or Aroace, I’m not 100% yet, Demiboy, he/him pronouns.

Deidoro: He’s a confusing one. Me and my bf have dubbed it as jokesexual where he’s just whatever’s funniest at the time. So probably Pan but just says he’s different things as jokes. he/they pronouns but no preference between them.

Setsuno: Bisexual, questioning genderfluid, Amab, any pronouns but not just he/him, she/her, they/them, no no no, you could use eeby/deeby pronouns for this fucker and he would not bat an eye.

Hojo: Questioning gay, he/him

Tabe: probably gay, Asexual, he/him but tbh, he’d just go by whatever everyone called him. He’s too baby to understand gender properly.

Tengai: Gay, Greyromantic, asexual, agender he/it pronouns.

Rappa: Honestly, he’s never thought about it before. He really doesn’t give a shit.

Katsukame: Pansexual, he/him pronouns. His mother was trans and dating another woman tho so he’s a huge trans ally.

Bonus:

Pops: Bisexual but hasn’t realised, thinks all men find other men attractive, he/him.

[evilendures]

Small tag drop for Kai and Carmen

[isabeauwolf]

If yours ocs were Eri's caretaker in the Shie Hassaikai. What song would they sing as they held her in their arms?

Who would overhear and get emotional? Overhaul? Rappa? Toga and Twice? All of the above?

Mary's picks:

I've personally sung the dango song to my daughter when she was a baby while my husband sung "Binks Sake" to her.

[overhaulsleftglove]

Chrono: definitely feel like he'd be quite younger than Overhaul but still close enough that they'd know each other as kids and why he's so devoted to him in a "crush on my upperclassman he's so strong and handsome" sense, so about 24. gives off sassy Leo energy, so I headcanon his birthday to be August 5th. The shortest member, 177cm / 5'10.

Mimic: definitely late 30s to early 40s, like 38. this man is so angry all the time but also a go-getter and I know it'd be cliche to say he's an Aries but like.... come on. this man is an Aries. March 27th. 6'2!

Nemoto: man's seems so young and tbh very naive, one of the youngest at 22. gives me Cancer vibes, so birthday is July 13th. also 177cm / 5'10!

Deidoro: idk why but he feels 34. he and Setsuno give the most crackhead Gemini vibes, so I'd say he's June 4th. I'd give him a good 180cm / 6ft

Rikiya: TALL, BASTARD OF A MAN. LOVE HIM AND HIS LONG, STUPID ARMS. he's also apparently Overhaul's childhood friend so they're likely the same age, 28. birthday is January 30th. his height REALLY varies throughout the manga when he's not using Trigger, so it's hard to actually give a good size??? he's bigger than 8'10 Fatgum but he's always slouched, so idk. 9'4??

Rappa: 29. idk any Sagittarius who DOESN'T love to talk shit so he has to be one, December 2nd. Fatgum is canonically 8'10, Rappa isn't as tall, but definitely towers over every other member (besides Rikiya) so maybe like, 7'6??

Tengai: I'm SO VERY normal for him. I actually think Tengai is the youngest Shie Hassaikai member at 21. I feel like he's also a Cancer, so his birthday is June 26th. pretty tall actually, 6'1.

Setsuno: he's giving absolute feral Gemini, June 18th. I think he's actually the youngest of the "Trash" trio at 23. 5'11!!

Hojo: I wish I liked him more. 34, very Dad™ coded despite Setsuno being the leader of their trio. I'll give him my birthday August 23rd. I'd say he's 6'5!!

Tabe: I am SO NORMAL for this man. i PROMISE I'm VERY normal for him. I just get such sad, brainless vibes from him which means he's a Pisces, so February 28th. idk how he made it this far but I definitely feel he's 25. a quarter way to death and not a thought behind those eyes. COMPLETELY non-canon but this man just FEELS 6'7 with such a slouched humpback he looks 6'3. making him any shorter than that just seems WRONG. he's SO slenderman coded, come ON. Realistically though he's probably like... 6'2.

I need the shie hassaikai fans here~

what are y’all’s headcanons on ages, birthdays and heights for the bullets?

I got some hcs myself but I’m curious what others think