#un fucking REAL
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SYDNEY J HARPER via tiktok
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Me when I have to go to my full time job and not sit at home all day and write silly little fanfics for my *imaginary* online friends
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BRB objectifying tzp
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to the person who made the "five nights at diddys" game. i wish you nothing but the worst
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sorry but vampire not getting anything and flowers winning roty instead??? the real snub
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we’re literally living in the boys universe
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just so you know, george didn’t rape the girl. and the victim asked for it not to be called rape, but rather sexual assault because it was a boob touch, not sex
coming onto my damn tumblr to say this anonymously lmao
also, as if that’s any better???? Dude, YOU’RE DEFENDING SOMEONE WHO TOOK ADVANTAGE OF SOMEONE WHO COULDN’T CONSENT. PERIOD. 💀💀💀
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its the best time if year its little brown moth season!!!!
#my camera roll is filling up with tiny wonderous littke beasts#can you believe we share a world wjfh these things?? insane#theyre little six-legged green-blooded beasts with wings covered in jeweled scales#un fucking real#bugs tag
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On the news Right now isreal is olympic level coping abt how Hamas has tripled in followers and views since defending themselves against them and people are straight up saying "they've shifted the narrative" oh my GOD
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it's insane how one terrible forty five second interaction can ruin the next entire day. anyway. i guess time to consume maximum amount of fluff and scroll through tumblr ad nauseam to try and take my mind of things.
#mattie gets personal#fucked up real bad last night#wasn't paying attention while walking#ended up walking by a bunch of harassers and for the entire time it took to walk by they were just being terrible#and now my anxiety is off the fucking charts#un fucking real#and i actually feel so bad because my friend followed me thru it#and the only reason we were going that way was because she was letting me lead#but i was just running on autopilot and NOT paying attention to our surroundings#and i should not have been responsible for that#by the time i realized what was happening like turning around would've been the same distance as just powering thru so i tanked it#but still#fucking terrible#i apologized to her so many times but i just feel like such an idiot#i'm just like#i never usually have to deal with that#because i'm typically paranoid as fuck and also look like teenage boy usually#but yesterday i was NOT paying attention to anything and also was in a very revealing outfit because it was a music festival#some dude followed me earlier in the day too#he only stopped when a guy friend i was with shouted at him to leave me alone#cuz obviously me telling him to fucking leave me alone didn't work#anyway. this is one of the reasons i dress like a teenage boy#not just the gender thing#this is the worst i abused the tags but no one reads these and i need to like put this into the world but not have it be consumed ukw i mea#cuz it's so normal i just like haven't had to deal with it before
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Gee thanks Tumblr. Really glad you guys got rid of all the porn, ban LGBT+ people for existing and posting selfies even if they are clean and refuse to talk to us
Love the fact that we still get porn bots and I get PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILL ADS
The guys meat is right there in full view, and it's a clip for brazzers
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Let’s appreciate James Lafferty’s back for min
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every time i learn about some new bullshit periods cause i get irrationally angry
#like gingivitis? **gingivitis?????** you are FUCKING kidding me#i was having bad swollen gums which is strange because i *just* got a cleaning and check up like a month ago#and both the dentist and hygienist told me everything was good and just keep up what ive been doing. which i had.#and then i started my period and thought no. no fucking way. so i googled it and APPARENTLY menstrual gingivitis is a thing!!!!#i got enough fucking stupid shit to deal with during my period youre gonna give me ***gingivitis?!?!?!?***#UN FUCKING REAL
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YKNOW WHAT FUCK YOU
*Unfucks your mom and watches as the timestream corrects itself, fading you into nonexistence as your mom’s virginity is restored*
#i fucked your mom#fuck you#un fucking real#unfuck yourself#suck it and see#hate post#shitpost#cryptid#late night tumblr#late night tumblr post#science
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Me watching a former friend fake disorders and acting like it’s so QU1RKY x3<!!!1!!1!1111
(Blood will be on my hands but by god it’ll be fucking worth it)
#stop!! don’t do that!!! stop it!!!#It’s!! Weird!! And disrefuckingspectful!!#“Owo wuts it mean when you black out?? Iz it like zh1ft1ngz??? Don’t use big brain language on me >~<“#BITCH I AM- VENTING????#“Autizm??? Lol ur not autiztic ur literallly texting me rn”#un fucking real#not to mention!! they’re so racist??? in like?? a weird way???#“XD 4l i uzed to think u were b***k and honeztly didnt wanna talk to you bc i thought you were a weirdo”#HUH???#also the quotes arent exactly how they said this shit#im just making fun if them#but they were#so gross#also yeah they genuinely censored the word black#but said the nword#i swear white girls are a different fucking breed (reffering to her and her alone)
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