#ummmmm yeah this sucks

[walking-circles]

what the hell is wrong with me omg

[mistlilykyo]

im tired immediately. Wheres an instant reblog button so i can just like and reblog anything in a tag i searched

[q1ngqve]

hi ummmmm this is that one Dr ratio enjoyer knife anon from a while while ago and uhhhhhh

currently thirsting over dr ratio x catgirl gf in heat omfg he'd be SOOOO MEANNNN

literally just like

"are you really that stupid that you can't think of anything except being bred? pathetic."

OR OR OR OR

"you want me? hm? well then work for it. that's all you're good for anyway."

fOAMING AT THE MOUTH LORD HAVE MERCY

people say they don’t see him being into dumbification because he wants to spread knowledge and everything but imo i still do think that he is into dumbification, especially when it comes to you 🤭

CW; cat! hybrid fem! reader, calls him daddy, calls himself daddy, pet name (slut, kitty), fingering, cuninglingus, penetration (v), degradation, breeding

barking because he totally would do both!?!?!?! he’d ignore you at first! i swear he is so mean, but when he finds you trying to relieve your pain by yourself, you’re thrown over his shoulder in an instant, body limp and burning under his touch.

you’re flopped onto the soft mattress, body bouncing slightly from the impact. his breathing quickens when your dress rides up your hips, your damp pink panties peaking teasingly under the translucent white night gown.

“daddy—”

your fingers curl around the base of your dress, pulling it up to your navel, revealing yourself fully to him, hips squirming under his watchful gaze. a gasp leaves you as he grabs your ankles, pulling you to the edge of the bed harshly before he kneels between them, placing your legs on his shoulders.

“why didn’t you ask for help? you know I’d make you feel better.”

“because all you’ll do is be mean and not give me what I want.” a small pout forms on your lips, and he chuckles. he says nothing, he doesn’t have to, you borh know you’re right.

you shudder as he kisses you up your ankles to your inner thighs, your breathing laboring the closer he gets to your core. you feel him smile at the way you twitch when he kisses you through your panties, his fingers hooking around the waistband, dragging it off your hips agonizingly slow.

the air trapped in your lungs escape the moment you feel his tongue press against your pulsing clit, and your back arches, pushing yourself further onto his tongue. “stay still.” he mumbles, teeth scraping softly on the tiny muscle.

your body shakes as he plunges two gloved fingers into you, twisting and curling at just the right spots that gets your legs tensing on his shoulder. “can’t—” was all you could muster as you chase your high. you whine when his other hand grip around your hips, pressing down on the sensitive skin there, forcing you in place as he makes you come on his mouth.

another whine sounds from the back of your throat when he stands, red eyes staring down at you as he taps on your lips with his soiled fingers, a silent command asking you to suck. he feels his pants strain uncomfortably when your tongue swipe across the tip of his two fingers, successfully sending all the blood down to his dick.

he flips you easily and you land on your stomach, your hips pushing back against him on its own accord, wanting to feel him inside you. “please…”

“please what?”

“please fuck me, daddy.”

he laughs softly again, rough hands grab at your hips as he push his hard-on against your ass.

“yeah? is that what you want? want me to fuck you, to breed you, like the little slut you are?”

whimpers escape you as he frees himself, rubbing his dick on your slit, the tip kissing your clit each time he thrusts. a loud “ah” echoes the room when he drives into you without warning, his head falling back at the feel of your warm and inviting pussy sucking him in.

your hands give out on you, making you face plant into the pillow. dr ratio huffs, hands reaching down to your clit and your nape, one drew circles while the other restricts your airflow. you reach out to paw at him, but being in this position gets you nowhere except grabbing at the mattress.

“look at you,” he groans, drilling back into you harder, “kitty in heat,” his finger pressing down harshly on your clit, “needing daddy to fill her full of my cum.”

your eyes roll to the back of your head at his comment, back arching instinctively. his hand around your nape runs through your hair, tugging softly at the roots before trailing on the back of your cat ears, and you feel yourself clamp down, purrs leave your puffy lips.

“feels good, huh? wanna cum, pretty girl?”

your hips jerk backwards as you try to meet his thrusts, “beg me for it, c’mon, use your words.” you’re a mumbling mess by now, incoherent pleas fall from your lips.

your moans fill the air as he hums behind you, satisfied with your current fucked-out state. another sharp thrust from him sends you over the edge, your body tensing as you come undone around him. he groans behind you and you feel hot liquid being pumped into your sore pussy.

you’re whimpering again when he continues pounding into you, keeping up with his previous pace, and you find yourself begging him to stop.

“stop? who said we’re done? gonna pump you full since all you can think of is being bred by daddy’s cock.”

[pupyuj]

[cw: exhibitionism, g!p, humiliation, degradation, choking, dubcon, breeding]

to all those that liked the stalker!yujin thought.. this is for ya'll ✊️✊️ we are expanding the universe 😭😭😭 BUT UMMMMM HAPPY BIRTHDAY WONY???? 😍💞💞💞💞 it's a shame i don't have an actual fic for her special day...

hehe.. you've heard of voyeurism yujin now get ready for exhibitionism wonyoung 😏😏

wwhat if wony was like, your uber-rich two-faced friend who always has shit to say about you behind your back because you are, admittedly, a huge fucking whore but you keep her around bcs she's the only person who would be honest with you about everything and bcs she's hot, duh.

she keeps you with her for the same reason too, and bcs she wants to fuck you. again, duh.

wony has always had her eyes on you,, whenever you guys spend time together all she wants to do is drag you inside a bathroom stall and ruin you against the door :(( or maybe you guys are watching a movie,, sometimes she just wants to reach over and play w your pussy until midnight 😩😩 but her pride gets in the way and she settles with just glaring daggers at the back of your head, even though she so badly wants you begging for her cock 💔

so when she hears about this 'hot neighbor' of yours that fucked you in your bedroom in the party that you organized with wonyoung... yeah, she was pissed. like wdym you ditched her for some creepy loser??? her, jang wonyoung, your friend (kind of) who can fuck you so much better???

"i'm bored. i think i'll call her over when you go home. when are you going home, by the way?"

"what, are that much of a slut that you can't go a day without being filled up with dick? ...by her?" you were used to wonyoung doing a sudden 180 and turning into a mean bitch towards you for no reason, but something about this one felt different. bcs you actually felt threatened, and also bcs she was right in front of you. way too close.

"you could say that." you joked with a smile.

wonyoung chuckles mockingly. yeah, she was done hearing about this neighbor.

"allow me, then." and suddenly she was on top of you, one hand holding your wrist in a tight grip above your head and the other palming your pussy through your shorts,,, she's kissing you roughly, tasting her strawberry-flavored chapstick on your tongue and moaning when she softly nibbles on your bottom lip,,

before you knew it, your shorts and panties were off and wony was teasing your entrance with her fingers,,, not even putting her digits inside you, just rubbing them against your folds and drenching it with your slick :((( she was surprisingly strong too,, you couldn't pull yourself out of her grip no matter how hard you tried,, "don't resist me, (y/n). you know you want this." she's saying while kissing your neck :((

dudbfndkf finally seeing your friend's big dick when she pulled her skirt off ,,, as wrong as this was, you couldn't help but be turned on out of your mind,, and wonyoung noticed that look in your face,, a look she knows well bcs she has always watched you, and she knows when you wanna get fucked 😳😳 wony now pinning both of your hands down on the bed so you can't push her off when she climbs on top of you,, "see? this isn't so bad." she was grinning widely, finally getting what she deserved all this time!!

both of your wrists held up by wonyoung while she teased your entrance with her tip 🫣 not finding it in yourself to fight anymore bcs deep down you wanted to see this though :(( nearly screaming when she forces her length inside you, she was so big :((( "i know you've taken bigger than this, slut. don't fucking act out on me." and then she's moving in and out of you slowly, watching your face as you tried your hardest not to show her that you were enjoying this... but she knew,,, you were nothing more than wonyoung's slutty best friend, (y/n), you were always gonna enjoy being fucked, consensual or not :((

wony making you suck on her thumb while she thrusting faster 😵‍💫 she looked so pretty on top of you,, but then you remember just exactly how she went about this entire thing you get turned off 😭 "think that neighbor of yours is watching? hm?" wonyoung glances at the window across your own. "let's give her a show, yeah?" and you started panicking bcs what the fuck did she mean by that??? luckily, you didn't have to be confused for long... wony simply pulls out of you and dragged you towards your window, where she pushed you against the glass and put your entire naked body on display to whoever may be watching.

(the curtains were drawn in the window across from yours, but you knew she was watching. she always is.)

"i'm gonna fuck you so hard... show that creep the kind of girl you're really into." wony slams her dick inside you, and doesn't waste any more time before pulling out and doing it again. you couldn't believe the pain and pleasure that came with it,, "a-and we're a perfect match, aren't we, (y/n)?? down to the way we—oh, god—the way w-we get off to being seen like this... fuck. i knew your pussy would be fucking sweet." wonyoung brings down her hand to your ass, grinning at the way it made you push into her more. you didn't know it was possible for her to go any faster than she already was, but she did it anyway,,, both of your moans got louder, you even failed to say her name properly... if someone from outside were to listen closely, they would probably hear you... and that just contributed more to wonyoung's sick obsession with showing you off like you were some prized possession, one that belonged to her...

she really was going to show everybody.

"i don't wanna compare... but i will anyway," you feel wony's slender hand secure around your neck, choking you slightly. "you weren't this loud when you were with her... i doubt you felt half as good.. i know you, (y/n). that's why i can fuck you the best. that's why only i can fuck you like no one can." she pulls you back into her by your neck and kisses your cheek, once again glancing across, "don't you agree, baby?" she whispered, tightening her grip on you slowly.

😵‍💫 ugh, she made you feel so good that you couldn't bring yourself to hate what she was doing,, "i'm gonna come inside you, okay? fill you up more than she ever can..." she finally releases your throat from her grip, moving her hands to your waist and uses your cunt as she pleases,,, her grunting and groaning on your shoulder, so focused on trying to breed you, so lost in the way you clenched around her,, she just knew she had to fuck you stupid soon,,, she was never going to let you fall into the wrong hands just like that!!

her whining too omg :(( she might have a big cock and an even bigger ego but she's still such a baby,, practically hugging you while fucking you,, eyes shut tightly and mumbling whatever,,

"you're so p-perfect, (y/n)... i'm a fucking bitch but.. fuck, you're everything..."

"she can't steal you away... n-no.. not from me...! you're my best friend, she's nothing... right? a-ahh..."

"i'm gonna come...! i'm gonna breed your pussy f-full, (y/n)... (y/n)!!"

and as promised, wony comes hard 😵‍💫😵‍💫 feeling her warm seed seep into your womb, as well as hearing her cute moans, made you come too :((( and wony was so proud of herself,,, taking some of your cum that trickled down your thigh and tasting it from her fingers,, "you're delicious, (y/n)." she says while kissing your shoulder :((( she was sweet for a bit until she gets irritated again at the thought of your neighbour,, but at least she has shown you that she was a better fuck than her!

(truth to be told, it was debatable. but you weren't going to tell wonyoung that. not unless you want to get fucked until sunrise. you were going to save that mess for later 😉)

sdkhdsjncjd BUT IMAGINE IF SHE LIKE... GETS A LITTLE COMPETITIVE??? wony having just pulled out of you, sitting on your bed while you were laying down trying to catch your breath from everything that had just happened,,, your heart dropping to your stomach out of both excitement and fear when she suggests a crazy idea...

"you said she was good, right? call her over so we can see who really deserves to fuck you." aaaaackkkk 😩😩🤤

[stevie-is-writing]

In the Music Room

ray toro x reader (highschool au)

summary: ray finds you skipping class to write some music, but instead of telling you off, he proves why he’s perfect for you.

a/n: This kinda sucks but i wanted to get it out anyway, also i know absolutely nothing about music + the american school system <3 Hope you enjoy anyway!!

words: 583

The music room was empty- no practice sessions were taking place, no lessons were in progress. This was your place. Slouched back in a beanbag, you had a small notebook in your lap, scratching lyrics on the white pages. When creative inspiration strikes, maths is skipped- those are your rules. Music over school. Once again, the lyrics flowing from your brain revolved around your boyfriend, but who could blame you? He was perfect!

Where was Ray, anyway? Thursday… period three… biology. Weren't you supposed to meet up with him this morning? You couldn't remember. You really must learn to keep track of your brain. Twenty minutes until the end of the period, long enough to finish the song.

It took thirty minutes just to put together an acceptable bridge. By the time you had finished, only your head remained on the bean bag- the rest of your limbs were sprawled out across the cold floor. You’d nearly fallen asleep when you heard the door click open.

A curly head peaked around the door “Honey, you in here?” Ray spoke softly. You were too tired to answer properly, so instead you just let out a groan that sounded vaguely like a ‘yeah’. A frown fell over his face the second he recognised your sleepy state, walking across the room he sat down, legs crossed, next to you.

“How long have you been here baby?” he asked, petting your hair.

“Ummmmm… not sure? time doesn’t exist here.”

“Well it cant have been long ‘cause you just had maths,” he noticed you suddenly avoiding eye contact “you did go to maths, right?”

“I had every intention of going! but then i got ideas and came here to write instead… whoops!”

ray rolled his eyes- affectionate but still somewhat serious “Baby, i’m so happy that you’ve been writing! You do need to go to maths though, I don't want you failing.”

“I know, i’m sorry ray- but look at this” you passed him your notebook, nearly full with lyrics, “this might be my best yet!”

He took the book from your hand, and as he scanned over your work, a large smile grew on his face “Oh sweetheart! This is incredible, I'm so proud of you.” He gave you a rewarding kiss on the lips- the very thing you had been waiting for all morning.

“Thank you, my love” you pressed a few kisses to his lips, his presence making you feel much more awake.

He looked over the lyrics once again, clearly thinking hard, looking like he was working something out “Ya know, I may just have the perfect riff for this,”

You were shocked by how quickly he moved across the room, picking up a guitar for the stand against the wall and quickly plugging it into a nearby amp before tuning it up. As he worked with precision you finally sat up, leaning against the bean bag you had previously sat on.

“Check this out!” he declared, before pressing his fingers to the fretboard and producing the most gorgeous and haunting sound you’d ever heard. It was perfect.

“Ray sweetheart, that was incredible! It’s exactly what the song needs. How is it that we’ve managed to come up with a complimentary sound and lyrics without even telling each other?”

He carefully set the guitar down, before crawling towards you across the floor, a huge grin on his face.

“Maybe we’re just perfect for each other,” he declared, before kissing you, passionate yet ever delicate.

[lyneytricks]

I SAW UR TAGS KSJDAHLAK can u imagine trans!cyno sitting on your face... [explodes] nsfw below because u gave me cyno brainworms

The both of you are taking some shade in the desert while on a break and to pass the time, you slyly suggest to eat him out ("it'll be relaxing, at least for me it'll be," you laugh and he can feel the heat rush to his cheeks)

Soon, you get him to undress and you're kissing all over him, his neck, his collarbones, his top surgery scars. He shudders under your touch and it leaves you yearning for more. The sweltering climate in the desert is unbearable but it can't compare to the searing heat of your breath on his skin as you move down between his thighs.

You suck a few tasteful hickeys before you shift your positions and have Cyno straddling your face. He's already dripping, breath shaky with anticipation and he gasps when he feels your tongue dart out. You work him up until he's panting on top of you, his thighs clamping down on either side of your head as he grinds down on your face.

When you know he's about to climax ("A-ah! I'm- I need- ngh! -you! C-cumming!"), your hands go to grip at his thighs, driving your tongue deeper into him as he creams on your face with a shout.

After the both of you recover and are ready to continue, you have to suppress a laugh when you note that Cyno has to use his staff to get back up on his feet and steady himself.

"This is why I don't bring you on my expeditions," he scowls, "we just end up fucking."

Ummmmm yeah ! :3c

HELLO???????? GOD????? QI AHAHJAJAJANSJSNSJSJ IM FUCKING CRYING THIS IS SO GOOD

That last line is so true tbh I would £@*\+(*@&*\(&+) £(+\&(*; £\*\+(*)£";+( instead of focusing on work

[tulpafcker]

ummmmm musings about the ghost trick ending, under the cut because yknow. spoilers. tldnr i am not The Biggest Fan of the ending; i love the game and always will but i dont think the ending stuck the landing

and no i am not talking about the cat reveal. that was fire

so like, in the good timeline.... everyone's super happy and stuff, and yomiel was in prison for those 10 years instead of being dead, and sissel now lives with jowd

and i. well first i have some thoughts about yomiel being in prison being the good ending because yeah, he wants to atone for what he did, but jowd also wanted that and everyone around him worked together to make sure he didn't do that. or is the difference that yomiel actually did the thing he thought he did?

also, prison is not exactly like... The Best place to be. there are a lot of problems with prison, most notably the isolation that comes with it. especially since yomiel seems to be the only prisoner there, and yeah sissel (fiancsissel) visits him, but are they allowed to hug? or is it one of those prisons that makes you do the phone-call-thru-plexiglass thing. and i dunno man, it just kind of sucks that yomiel went thru 10 years of isolation and then had to go thru 10 years of different slightly less bad isolation

but fine. whatever. what ever! its fine.

but.... the whole climactic moment was how sissel (cat sissel) loved yomiel so much. how they literally WERE each other for years, how sissel was yomiel's only compaion, and how yomiel was sissel's. they were each other's only friends. sissel wanted so badly to help yomiel- and he did! i'm not saying he didn't!

im just saying, like, it feels a bit wrong that he ends up with jowd's family and is just content to be a part of a family, any family, with no real mention of yomiel. like it kind of makes the emotional climax of the game hit a little less hard, knowing sissel doesnt seem to miss yomiel and is just fine living with a different family

but thats just meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[acheronist]

once i finished the star tho my mentor was like Okay wanna do one on me now. and i was like Yes but are you sure!!! and he was like Yeah fuck it i got 300 tats and some of them suck you'll be fine 👍 so technically I did TWO (2) star tattoos on skin today. and all of the artists working were came over to watch and everyone was really nice and said the stars looked really clean and great wahh... and mentor said i did perfectly but here are my overly critical review notes. for myself. but also for my hundreds of followers who don't give a fuck. 🖤

my first line was a bit too light and i had to go over it twice to fix it which was embarrassing. omg i've never done this before and i'm not perfect at it immediately? kms expeditiously

needed to go back over the filling it in to make it less patchy... filling in was scary.... i was so nervous about overworking the area and CAUSING TOO MUCH SKIN TRAUMA i think it was circling back to not working it enough.... but also as it heals it'll even out a bit so ummmmm shrug

mentor's tat might have had ONE (1) line that went too deep and may blow out but i genuinely couldn't tell if it was ink spreading in the skin or on top of the skin and just spreading because i hadn't wiped the soap away well enough on the line beforehand LMAO. suicide over a single blown out line pending i guess. i don't think i went that deep though... like my machine was set to only let the needle hang out a tiny bit and i was trying to have a light hand... we'll see...........

[ruinikaido]

i cannot sleep so immmm stream of consciousness posting my mental health has been really bad these past few weeks with no improvement because the situation is unfixable so im sad and i dont really know what to do about it ummmmm it sucks and its irreplaceable to me at least even though um yeah thats sad ill try to go to sleep

[lovelyamneris]

saw traps I’d survive & why

- Eye Trap (Saw X): Literally one of the easiest Jigsaw traps ever. Would I rather have my fingers broken or my eyes sucked out through tubes….bffr is that even a question? Plus it’s not even like I have to break them myself (which is what makes Saw traps so difficult). There’s a convenient little finger breaker dial ready and waiting for me. dude do you know how fast I’d whip that shit to 5 and break all my fingers??? Jigsaw better be clapping and cheering for me and I better get some sort of trophy afterwards idc

- Radiation Trap (Saw X): I would just disassociate the whole time and hammer my bones without stopping until I escape. broken bones > radiating my skin off. If Gabriella can do it then I can do it.

- Saw Bathroom (Saw): I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I cannot survive that long without chapstick. Would chop my foot off solely to crawl across that musty bathroom floor to the nearest chapstick.

- Reverse Bear Trap (Saw): Hardest part about this would be finding the key in that guys stomach. And the one minute time limit. Kind of asking a lot tbh! Also I’m claustrophobic. I think if I put my mind to it I might be able to do it as long as I don’t accidentally drop the key during my last couple of second while trying to unlock the trap

- Angel Trap (Saw III): Assuming the trap isn’t rigged like in the movie then I would simply put my hand in the acid. A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do. Like the alternative is getting my rib cages ripped off my body. Ummmmm……yeah not happening.

[doomzday-zone]

hiii.... giggling about your tags.. on the things.. blushing and twirling my hair itn mm I cant sleep now because inm like HEEHOOOHOOOoohoomdmmmehsbsnwntnm very pleased that we like this guy I have like horrific carnal lust for him so bad but also he is fascinating I swear

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AND ALSO YOUR DESIGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. OUGHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKKK ur so crazy and real for this<333333333333 your visions r so beautiful an dintrigue me so baddd so baddd im luke.liktwrally actually pacing in my litch blwck kitchen twn killion abt it i think if i stopoed moving rn the force of all emotions in ky tiny body will expand and release at high velocities despite me. hee :)

[starshine-hockey-girl]

A Good Problem to Have- Journey to the Emerald City- present day blurb

So after being the very near proximity to one Jamie Oleksiak last night at the Stars game, I got this little blurb for Teddy and Lex in my head. Of course, I had to write it down and you know my blurb came out to be 2.5K words. It has not been proofread so there maybe many mistakes. You have been warned.

This is SMUT and nothing but SMUT with a brief intro it.

You do not need to have read the series to enjoy the blurb. The background Teddy(Bliss) and Oleksiak (Lex) are married with eleven month twin girls. They like sex. They like sex A LOT.

Here is the link to my master list. If you haven't read the series but are interested, start with Trouble with a Capital T. It will make more sense when you read it.

@hockeykittee @pattiemac1 @penstxgal1968 @juuuuuse @sugakookie9 @newlibrary @laurenairay @cellythefloshie

March 21st- Post Game- Kraken Team bus

"Hey Lex Love," Teddy answered his Facetime call with a grin, "How are you?"

"How do you think I am?" he answered with a big smile. 

"Glad to have that monkey off your back and get the win?" she replied happily.

"Exactly. Hopefully the girls are asleep?" he asked quietly.

"Yeah, they lasted until the third period before they crashed. It was nice to be able to focus on the game and have a drink," she answered, "or drinks I should say. I can't believe it was Benn that scored the game tying goal. Fucker."

"Drinks,huh?" he laughed as the tell tale signs of Tipsy Teddy emerged, "Feeling good, eh?"

Teddy bit her lip, "Feeling very good." She stared at him, lowered her eyes and blushed. She looked up again and licked her lips without thinking. Lex smiled and pondered her current state of mind. 

"Tell me," he looked directly into the phone. 

"I can't," she blushed, "You will laugh at me."

"No, I won't," he answered.

"Do you have your air pods in? No one can hear me?" she asked.

"No one but me, but now you have me really curious" he smiled

"Promise not to laugh?" She asked again.

"Yes"

"Ummmmm….. I just……have this……" she started. "An overwhelming desire to ummmm….. suck your cock. I can't explain it. I have never wanted to suck it as much as I do right now. Oh God, " Her cheeks flushed and heart raced.

"Oh really?" he said as he looked around to ensure no one could hear. "Never as much as now? You have enthusiastically done it in the past."

"I know. I really do like to do it because you get so turned on by it.  I love to make you cum and hear how hot you get…." She explained, "but now I WANT it. I cannot stop thinking about it. Like since the girls went to sleep, I had a vision of taking you in my mouth. Mmmmm…..fuck Lex, I want it "

Lex fought his body's response to her words. The blood pulsated below his waist. Against his better judgment, he whispered, "How do you want it?"

"I want to take the tip and suck it. I want to lick the shaft up and down,  then put my mouth on it and go up and down, " she detailed.

"Bliss…..damn," he sighed, "Tell me more."

"I want you to wrap your fingers in my hair and guide my head while you moan. I want to hear you whisper 'that's it, Bliss. Suck it good' in that low voice you get when you are so fucking turned on," she continued. 

"Bliss, I am," he voice lowered, "Are you?"

"Yes, want to see?" she asked. His mind scrambled and he tried to hide his phone from view, unsure what she was about to do. She moaned softly and her fingers came to her mouth.  They were shiny and wet as she sucked them slowly.

He looked around and tried to gauge how much further until they arrived at the jet. It wouldn't be long. "Bliss, you are killing me. Take a video. I want to see it. Take a video and send it to me so I can watch you." 

He looked up and saw Turbo staring at him with curiosity. 

"Will you make a video and send it back to me?" She asked as her hand disappeared again. "Oh God," she moaned.

"Yes,I will," he whispered as they pulled into the airfield. "I have to go," he said, "we are at the plane now and I have to get off the bus. Please do it."

"I will," she moaned, "I love you Lex."

"I love you too, Bliss," he said quietly, "Can't wait to see it. Good night." 

He ended the call as the bus stopped. Thankfully he was at the back of the bus, he folded his suit jacket over his arm and placed it in front of him as he stood up. He passed Turbo's seat. Tanev said, "Good phone call with Teddy?" Lex nodded. "Enjoy your video later.  I can only imagine the content."

Lex leveled his gaze at Turbo. He wasn't sure if he was embarrassed to be overheard or annoyed that Turbo was possibly imagining Teddy in a sexual way. "How about you don't imagine it? That will probably be best for you." He said with an edge that wasn't entirely planned. 

"Woah there," Tanev immediately picked up on the tone, "It was just a joke."

"Sorry, just a little frustrated," Lex said softly.

"It's all good," Turbo laughed, "It's a good problem to have."

Lex smiled "Yes,it is. Yes, it is."

Teddy and Lex’s house- Seattle

Teddy hugged her robe tight against her body as she descended the stairs. She made a quick stop in the kitchen to make another drink to wipe out any remaining inhibitions about the amateur porn she was about to film. She shook her head and smiled. Lex probably envisioned a quick video in the bedroom, not a video shot with her professional camera. 

It took a few minutes to set up the camera for the best angle of what she was about to film. Then she set up her props and adjusted her lingerie. Then she hit the record button on the camera. 

Afterwards, she took a few minutes to edit out the beginning and the ending so it flowed smoothly. She then took the file and drug to the encrypted dropbox. She then shared the file and password hint to Lex via text. 

Kraken Jet- Nashville

Lex looked at his phone as the jet came to a standstill and the crew readied the plane for disembarkment. He smiled as saw the notification from Teddy. He clicked on the text, read it quickly and laughed. He typed his response and hit send. 

Lex grabbed his stuff and tried to make it off the plane. Unfortunately, he was behind most of the team as they descended the stairs from the jet. He stared at his phone at the icon of the shared video. His mind raced with the potential images contained in the video. Teddy and he had similar videos in the past on road trips. They all had lasting impact on him and provided much needed inspiration for solo activities. He grew impatient as it seemed as if every single one of his teammates was moving in slow motion. 

Time dragged as he boarded the bus and they began their slow drive to the hotel. Lex resorted to deep breathing to keep the thoughts at bay. Disastrous consequences could arise if he entertained thoughts of Teddy for longer than a few seconds. At least he had the forethought to sit at the front of the bus. At the hotel, he raced to get his luggage from underneath the bus, get his hotel assigned room key card and up the elevator. 

“Whoa, Big Rig,” Turbo chirped, “Where’s the fire? Oh, did she send it? I bet she sent it.”

“Don’t make me hurt you,Turbo,” he called out over his shoulder as he scrambled to the elevator. 

Lex closed the door firmly when he entered the seventh floor hotel room. He left his bag by the door and started stripping. He held the phone in hand and plopped on the bed. He went to open the file before he remembered his promise to send a video in return. She probably wanted to see his reaction to her video. “Damn,” he thought to himself, “I can’t watch the video and record at the same time.” He remembered his Ipad. He could access the video from there and record on his phone- problem solved. He surveyed the room to find the best place to set up the phone that gave the best view of him on the bed. 

Lex hit the record button and went back to the bed. His back rested against the headboard of the bed, legs spread slightly apart. He looked up at the camera and gave a smile and a wink. He leaned over and set the tablet up on the cover, angled it so he could see the screen and started the video. He turned to the phone, “Kitty Kat, there will be a consequence to the continued teasing about the condoms. Just so you know.” He paused and thought of the ways he was going to punish her in their next kinky play session. 

The video began with Teddy sitting somewhat demurely on the chair in her office. She had definitely used lights from her studio to her best advantage. He blinked when he saw the red lace bra and panty set she wore. It had been a surprise to him during their honeymoon. He smiled at the camera and said, “Oh, you dressed for the occasion, eh?” Then the music started and his head tilted slightly to the left as he listened. Body Party Remix. She stood up and began a seductive dance in front of the camera while maintaining eye contact with the camera lens. Occasionally, she sang the lyrics as she bumped and grinded. His hand went to cock which was growing harder by the second. He played with the tip before he began to stroke. 

She sang “I'm doing this little dance for you. You got me so excited’ as she squatted and spread her legs, her crotchless panties revealed her aroused sex. She used her fingers to spread her labia apart. Her desire was plainly evident as she rubbed her clit in small circles. She looked down and then up at the camera. “See what you do to me, Lex?” she moaned, “Only for you.” 

“Fuck,” he groaned and sat up straighter. 

She continued to explore herself as the music played. When the song ended, she stood up and walked to the chair. Another song began, Body Say and her hips snapped to the beat as she reached beneath the seat and pulled out a dildo. She sat down in the chair and rubbed the toy across her chest and down her abdomen. She brought it back up the length of her body and slowly dragged it across her jaw. She moaned, “Mmmmmm…. Not as good as yours but it will have to do.” Her lips went to the dildo and she sucked the tip. 

“Bliss,” he moaned, “That is so fucking hot.” When her mouth moved down the shaft, his hand twisted up and down the length of his own. He struggled to keep his eyes on the video as he imagined her velvety mouth enveloping his cock. Her tongue applied just the right pressure to his sensitive skin. His eyes watched as she expertly mimicked her technique on the dildo. It was the exact movements that she used to draw him deeper into his pleasure. 

On the video, she looked at the camera with half closed eyes as she whimpered. “I love sucking your cock- so big and hard for me,” she hummed softly, “I love it when you fuck my mouth with it.” She became silent except for the sounds of her mouth slurping. Occasionally the soundtrack was interrupted with a moan. She paused and smiled, “Are you almost there, Lex? I bet you are. I bet you are panting and your hand is moving like a jackhammer. Is it as good as my mouth?”

He groaned, “No…..Damn, I want your mouth on me. Fuck so close.” 

“Keep going, Lex. Don’t stop. Cum for me. I want to see you cum so hard thinking of my mouth on that glorious cock. I can’t stop thinking about it. I want it too much. Give it to me. Let me hear you cum,” she encouraged. 

His soft grunts became louder. A thought that he should be concerned about being too loud floated across his mind before  he dismissed it. He needed this. He needed this release. Fuck anyone who had to listen to him. He cried out, “Bliss….. Yes… Bliss” as his orgasm began. A series of grunts and groans followed as his cum spurted onto his stomach. His hand continued to stroke until the waves of pleasure dissipated. Finally he was left breathless as he studied the ceiling. 

“Lex…. Oh Lex,” she called from the video. After six years of amazing sex, she knew that he would be lost in a post-cum fog for a few moments. He turned his head and looked at the video. “We’re not done yet,” she purred, “round two coming up.”

She dropped the dildo and retrieved Pinky, her trusted vibrator. “Let’s have a race, Lex, “ she teased, “who can cum the fastest.” 

“Not fair, Bliss,” he whined to himself as he watched her turn on the toy and play with her nipples. The teasing had its desired effect and his hand went back to his cock. He watched as she rubbed her clit in coy motions. When she slipped it inside of her and groaned loudly, the race began. 

Lex’s hotel room became filled with the sounds of her pleasure combined with his. Anyone listening outside the room would be convinced that there were two people in the room actually having sex instead of a session of mutual masterbation. The intensity of the vibrations gave the advantage to Teddy and her orgasm was loud and enthusiastic. When he came down from his second climax, she waited on the video. 

“Love, was it good? Was it what you wanted?” she questioned. “I love you, Lex. Get some sleep and I will talk to you in the morning,” she smiled before the video cut off. 

“I love you too, Bliss. I love you so much,” he smiled back before looked down at the mess he had made on his body. “Too bad you aren’t here to clean this up with your tongue,” he joked as he stood up. The warm cum oozed down his abdomen as he walked to the phone. His face was close to the camera when he said, “I want another video back. I want to see you watching my video, just liked I did for yours. No music, no editing- just my sexy wife.” Then he hit the stop button. 

After he cleaned up in the bathroom, he put on a pair of boxers, picked up the phone and  returned to the bed. He didn’t waste time editing the video like she had. Instead he quickly uploaded it to an encrypted dropbox and wrote a text to Teddy. He put the phone on the charger, got under the covers and fell into a deep sleep.

The next morning- Lex and Teddy’s house- Seattle 

Teddy woke up with a smile on her face. The girls were sleeping in and she rolled over to look at her phone. She saw the text from Lex and responded. 

[arbellas-bakery]

Alright, time for a counterattack! Let’s start with the previous round. Who are your favourite Arknights antagonists?

Ok, so quick disclaimer I'm not as far in the main story as I probably should be and I'm woefully behind on events too because of how comparatively new my account is. First off, the ones that immediately come to mind are FrostNova and Patriot. Their story is compelling and Patriot is downright intimidating. Their theme song is so, so good too. Platinum. I love Platinum, but mostly for the wage slave memes. Give that horse a break. Or don't, it's funnier that way. Hear me out on this one, but Capone and Gambino. They're pathetic. I like them because they're pathetic. Something about them basically going "yeah, we suck, but we'll still try" in Siracusano just speaks to me. Mudrock. She does appear as an antagonist in Twilight of Wolumonde, so it counts. I just love the unwavering dedication. On the other hand, there's Ho'olheyak. Because uhhhh ummmmm I think you know why. She's a weasel and untrustworthy and I wouldn't want to associate with her, but I would like to associate with her. Also her theme song is absolutely fantastic. Honorable mentions: Quintus because his art is super cool. Those eyes. Viviana Droste doesn't really count, but I'm still listing her here because she's so pretty and a little bit gay

[oplopy1234]

WAP? more like, WASP (insect) lmao because yknow, vespids!! wait that song isnt relevant anymore? it just came out what. three years?? three fucking years ago????

damn uhh ok i can fix this i can fix this its ok i can save the post uhhhh *looks at top 40* uhhhhhhh. *quietly to themself* these are songs people actually listen to? these are real songs? i don,t know any of these this has to be an op uhghghhh ummmmm

Flowers? uhh more like. flowers that give yum nectar for, wasp ? no thats no good

Die For You? more like. wait no its bees that die when they sting uhh more like,, thats what i would do if wasp (?) if was p in danger save them give my life thats worse. i can do this i can make a relevant joke i swear

Chemical? thats like, bugs have those. fuck

Last Night? i was thinking about wasp s then i can prove it i have evidence see

see im not a fuckin liar this still sucks. next one

Thank God? yeah, thank god for. wasps. icant do this

Waffloe House. This isnt a real song. theres no way, top 40 charting billboard hits Unised State is a liar. i thought the jonas broterhs like. died or something. they still exist ?w ho listens to this. I. these are real songs???? im living in a baby nightmare fantasy land like famous pyro te ef to. fuck everything

wasp house. i give up. fuck you

[fluffypotatey]

Leverage Ep 12 >:3

Pre-show:

WE MADE IT TO THE FINALE

TOOK ME MONTHS BUT WE’RE HERE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

can’t think only react

So excited

Reaction:

Oooooh synopsis are you telling me we’re gonna heist the ✨insurance company✨ hehehehe

shit wait we’re starting there?????

OH SHIT

ok ok soooooo Nate is drunk (maybe???? possibly???? most likely????), he almost shot a dude (past boss????), past boss offered shrimp and Nate just went “I do like shrimp”

Bro?????? Is this a flashback????

They don’t give a time or date tho….keeping it mysterious for plot reasons I guess (<- is grumbling about it)

WAIT

SOPHIE

SOPHIE IS HERE

YIU MOTHERFUCKER

LEVERAGE YOU DIDNT

HOW DARE YOU NATE DONT YELL AT SOPHIE

they staged an intervention whilst giving him heist of his dreams 🤧 like a “hey, broski, your drinking problem sucks…..wanna get at the man who ruined you?”

ELIOT WITH GLASSES YES

ohhhhhh so this is why it’s called the 1st David Job

“While you are well-versed in dead guy art, I am not” I love you so much Alec 💕💕💕💕💕💕

Oooooh pretty art

Ummmmm sketchy basement????

omfg the vases 👀👀👀👀👀

Bro just let him take a photo????? Rookie mistake

Awwwwww let Parker play with the little naked man 🥰

Lmao Sophie does not need you to tell her how to heist a guy, Nate 🤭 so silly, maybe if you drank some water—

Oh ho! You calling the pope a heathen 😂 in front of an alleged Vatican archivist 😂 you got balls man

Mag????? THE EX WIFE?????

WHAT

WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?????? Girlie why are you in a party hosted by the ceo of the company that killed your son??????

Parker is meeeeeeeeeeee

SOPHIE 😂😂😂😂

Oh dear…..Maggie what are you doing????

SOPHIE 😂😂😂😂😂😂

It’s what….15 minutes???? jfc

Alec turned the fucking statue 💀💀💀💀💀

“Breakfast jambalaya” well now I’m hungry

YEEEEE MY PARKER/ALEC HEART

awwwwwwww he wants to talk about it 🥺🥺🥺 I’m ok T^T totally

ELIOT 💀💀💀 YOU DID NOT

Love my chaotic, smart Parker 🥰

ok, so, question: they mention that Nate’s ex-wife meets him to talk about when the priest got attacked in the Miracle Job, but now it’s like the team never met her before???? sorry it’s been awhile but I’m a little confused. Shouldn’t Sophie already know what she looks like???? Bc she made the “she’s pretty” comment here like idk sorry I’m might be overthinking this?

Lmaooooooo SOPHIE

ELIOT IS DONE LMAOOOOO

Parker don’t throw the David!!!!!

?????

Ok does the ex-wife care as in she wants to get back together or care as in “we used to love each other and while it isn’t the same now I still care for you like an old friend cares”? bc I really want option 2

Eliot why would you bring up the ex-wife again????

Sophie……girlie what are you doing???? She looks so excited and idk whether to be concerned or not

Oooooooh parents are talking

Lmao that door does not help at all, plus it has windows???? The trio’s still there this is not a private combo lol

oh shit she doesn’t know 🫢

Nate/Sophie 🥺🥺🥺🥺 why are they so soft stop it

Fuck up the company please 🙏🏻

TEXACO?????

Wait bro what’s the new plan???

Alec lmao 😂 bringing out the pen, making the pilot panic

you not a fan of heights 👀 ironic

ALEC 💀💀💀

“FAA! he’s a hardass” 😂😂😂😂

ALECCCCC WTF

BRO THE PILOTS ARE STILL THERE

My thoughts on what the pilot’s are thinking: “fucking FAA….stupid new regulations….wait, why is he putting that on his head??? What’s with that briefcase???? Who is he talking to???? What’s with the statue????….fucking FAA…”

Ah fuck it’s option 1….dammit

YEAH NATE PUNCH HIS ASS

OH SHIT

WHO WAS THAT GET THAT CAMERA AWAY

And of course this is just halfway

YES ELIOT WAIT FUCK

WHOMST

WAIT ALEC BB NOOOO HES JUST A MAN LEAVE MY MAN ALONE

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE??????

PARKER FUCK

LEAVE HIM ALONNNNNE

WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY BOY

FUCKUNG CROWLEY LOOKING DUDE BETTER NOT HARM PARKER

YES ELIOT FUCK HIM UP BREAK HIS KNEES

“I’ll come alone” fucking liar >:(

Sophie…….no girlie……..

Sterling please don’t hurt my Nate/Sophie please…..dont 🥺

He’s keeping Parker???? You bitch

Fuck 🫠 so stressed rn

Please tell me this episode isn’t over 🫠🫠🫠🫠

Ok ok not over 🥺 but still stressed

Nooooooooo Sophie/Nate please!!!!! You can’t hurt each other 🤧🤧🤧🤧 it’s not allowed!

Lmao you put it on the the edge of the roof, very classy girlie

ALEC!!!! BABY T^T

Parker should kill him, for funsies

Eliot should kill all of the lackies, for funsies as well • Hahaaaaaa so stressed

Girlie don’t you dare jump

GIRLIE WHAT

FUCK THEM ALLL UPPPPPP BOYS

I mean….they could cut the line????

Eliot you good??? Are his ribs still broke?????

Ok so episode is close to ending….everything seems well…but this is a 2-parter????

“Shouldn’t we call the police?” “You’re fired” said it like a true villain to his henchman 😎

ALEC BRO BADASS BUT STILL THE HQ????

Lmaooooo talking shit, piglet?

OHHHHHHHHH THE SHOT IS JUST LIKE THE PILOT!!!!! THEY’RE DIUNG A PARALLEL OF HOW THEY MET WHEN THEY WERE BARELY A TEAM AND NOW PRESENT TIME WHERE THEY ARE A FAMILY OH MY GOD!!!!

EVEN THE SCATTER WAS LIKE THE PILOT AHHHHHHHHHH

Final Thoughts:

[ghostcrows]

Ok here's quite a few, ranging from pretty mainstream to rare and unusual:

- waxplay

- bondage

- masochism (physical or otherwise)

- petplay

- feederism

- vore

- sub/dom stuff

- giant stuff

- bukkake

(Sorry if this is too much you don't have to do them all)

oh no i'm going to do them all. i'm going to do them all here i go

waxplay: 0/10 not my thing plus owchie plus seems hard to clean up. i mean i would try it? but it doesn't excite me as a concept

bondage: 7/10 i mean everybodys kinda into bondage rightg. i'm not super super into it though just a regular amount

masochism: aaeeeeueueeeh ummmmm it depennnddds. anywhere from 2 to 6. it just depends how far you take it. most of the time when i'm in pain i don't think oh sweet i think damn this sucks. you know what pain feels pretty good though. you ever floss like wayyyy too fucking hard and your gums bleed. that's kind of like masochism right

petplay: 9/10 if you wanna be a dog...rrrowwf yknow

feederism: COMPLICATED? i like the idea of feeding people in a sexy way and all that stuff but its not really about the weight gain thing to me that's sort of i could take it or leave it

vore: 0/10 doesn't do a thing for me and when i was a kid i watched entirely too many ms paint art videos of like mario characters voring each other before i knew it was a fetish and i thought to myself "well i wish they wouldn't do that to each other"

sub/dom: is this a kink?? this is like part of all of it right. i mean 100/10 though huge fan of their work

giant stuff: 3/10 if a giant woman was destorying the city and i lookedup and saw her boobs i wouldnt be like, mad. i mean i'd be a little scared. but i wouldn't be mad at her

bukkake: i straight up forgot it was called this. yeah i'd love a fat faggot treat. yeah with the hot cum dude i dont care. 10/10