#umm so did i cook w this one

[mylove-thresher]

guys hey guys wake up magical girl fugo is here second post of the day guys hello magical girl fugo is here guys i am going insane

i am fighting against my sanity rn how did i pump out two drawings in like an hour. at 3 am.

close ups w better quality are under cut 😔

[cherricola-star]

Pizza delivery boy Bangchan

Oh no it seems like you're a couple dollars short how are you going to pay for it?

One-shot, not proofread, reupload because I'm dumb and fucked up the polls, no tags yet

It's been a long day, a long grueling day which means cooking is off the table and honestly out of thought. It's also Saturday which means you don't have anything to do the next day so you can do whatever you want and not have to worry about the consequences of whatever you did the night prior.

There's choices on the delivery app that you're using but you really aren't feeling any of them as you scroll through the app. Chinese, Sushi, Indian, burgers they're all so boring. You continue to scroll until you see a new pizza delivery place DOMINO, not Dominos but DOMINO and you're a bit confused. How do they work out copyright laws? Regardless, you decide to check out the new store and scroll through their menu. It's a Korean pizza place with pizza toppings you've never thought to try before and other foods that interest you. You decide to play it safe and order a pizza that's somewhat similar to the ones you've had in the past with new add-ons.

You select the delivery option too lazy to actually go out and get it yourself and pay your fee. A wait time of 10-15 minutes is given so in the meantime you decide to get your stuff together to watch a series while you wait.

While you wait you decide to change into something more comfortable since you honestly were going to just pass out after eating so might as well just prepare for the inevitable.

As the minutes go by you've already changed and got a new show playing while you wait on your food.

*DING*

You get up from your space on your couch once you hear the sound of your doorbell assuming it's your pizza. You unlock the door ready to receive your pizza, not ready for the absolute beauty in front of you.

“Hey…Pizza delivery for uhh…,” he checks the top of the box for your name”Y/N?”

“Yeah that's me.” You awkwardly respond. You most definitely were not prepared for this man at all and if you had the slightest idea he would be coming you would have put on nicer nightwear.

You take the pizza from his hands and check to see if it's what you'd ordered and it's not, not at all actually in fact, it looks like someone else's order.

“Hey umm this isn't my order.” You look up at him. He flushes and checks his delivery tablet that you just noticed was strapped to his arm.

“Oh my God I'm so sorry. There's like 3 orders that I have with the same first name that's definitely my fault. I can go run down and get you yours.”

You nod your head in agreement and give him back the pizza and watch him rush to go and get the correct order.

He comes back to your door handing you the correct pizza, you checked that it was, and hummed in satisfaction.

“How much do I owe you?” You question him

“You can call me Chan and the pizza is gonna be $52.76,”

You're jaw drops, $52 for a fucking pizza?!? That's like not even bigger than 7 inches wide?!?

You have to ask him out of genuine disbelief if this is true.

“Are you being for real?” You hawk at him and he nods before responding “I know the delivery app doesn't show it but if you look it up it's a Michelin star restaurant. We just started doing deliveries so the app hasn't really uhh…updated I guess? Our marketing team is still working on it.”

You're actually shocked. Had you known it was a Michelin star restaurant you would have immediately rescinded that order and got regular pizza. Regardless you only had $38 including tip and that means you were short. $14.76 short to be specific.

“I'm well I wasn't aware that your restaurant was so important and I'm so sorry to say that I only have $38…” You look at him through your lashes genuinely not sure what to do. “You can take the $38 and the pizza back. I really can't make it up unless you want me to run down the street to the closest ATM.”

He gives you a good look and lets out a breath of laughter. “I mean there is one way you could make up for it.” You look at him in surprise, ”Seriously?”

He nods his head “I just need one thing from you and don't feel pressured from it alright?”

You agree and he responds positively. “Give me a kiss?” A kiss? He wants a kiss? Well it's not like you're uncomfortable with the idea he is extremely cute and if it gets you a $14 discount who are you to deny it. “I'll give you a kiss.”

He steps into your home and moves his hands to take the pizza from you and put it on a bear by table. He then holds the back of your head and pulls you in for a quick kiss which then turns into multiple kisses and then evolved into longer desperate wet kisses. You both pull away to catch your breaths. “You know.. you're the first client I've ever wanted to do this with,” he says between breaths. You reconnect for a quick kiss before he moves to your ear to whisper “I can make this pizza worth everything and more if you trust me.”

You look in his eyes and give him the okay to do whatever he wants.

“Show me your bedroom.”

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So so sorry babes I fucked up the poll so I had to reset it so here it is again.

[graysturns]

𝕓𝕒𝕕 𝕥𝕚𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕣 | 𝕔.𝕤.

notes: oh shit another one! i’m in a good mood today oops

warnings: no smut sorry just chris w the rizz

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i sat at a booth at the far end of the restaurant, polishing and rolling silverware into neat little bundles. it had been two hours since anyone had come in, so i sent the cook home. i could handle it on my own, the diner had been in my family for years and i basically grew up there. not that there was anything to handle, the floors were mopped, grill cleaned, and now, silverware rolled. but still, someone had to stay behind, just in case.

i was gazing at the sunset through the large glass windows, when i heard the bell above the door ringing. my head shot up and i locked eyes with a beautiful, beautiful man.

i stood up, patting my hands on my ridiculous waitress apron, and approached him with my customer service smile. "hey there, welcome in! just one dining in today?" i greeted him.

"yep.." he spoke awkwardly, shoving his hands in his pockets.

"would you like to sit at a booth or have a seat at the bar?" i grabbed a menu and a set of silverware from behind the counter.

"the bar is fine, thank you," he took a seat on the spinny stool.

"alrighty then, there's the menu for you, my name is (y/n) if you need anything, and i can go grab you a drink while you take a look at that. what would you like?"

"umm.." he flipped over the laminated sheet. "i'll have a chocolate shake please, extra cherries.

"perfect! i'll be back in a minute" i spun around and headed back to the kitchen, secretly annoyed that i had to pull out the blender, and ice cream, and etc. etc.. but alas, doing something was better than nothing. i hurriedly prepared the milkshake, topping it with whipped cream, then some rainbow sprinkles. i made sure to add five or six cherries on top, then adding some extra whipped cream, just because.

i hurried back to the counter, placing his milkshake before him, and popping a bright pink straw into his drink.

"pink?" he raised an eyebrow at me. i felt a shift in his demeanor.

"yes, pink?" i raised one back.

"do i seem like the kinda guy who likes pink?" he smirked a little.

"it's just pink, doesn't mean anything. i grabbed a random straw sweetie, i'll change it out for you, sorry about that," i reached for the straw.

"no no no," he brought the shake closer to him. "my bad sweetie, i thought you were trying to say something, but that's okay, i actually do like pink."

i gave him a puzzled look. "i'm sorry sir, i didn't mean to offend you, i work in a diner, we call everyone sweetie here, that's how we get old guys to tip big. as for the straw, i'll just let you pick what color you want next time."

he focused on his shake, sipping slowly for a second, before looking up at me, licking his lips.

"i'm not offended sweetie, i kinda like it," he laughs. "i apologize if we got off on the wrong foot, i'm not trying to be rude, or weird or anything, i'm just really bad at flirting."

i let out a sigh "-gosh you scared me! i thought you were gonna murder me or something because i'm all alone in this diner! man, you're terrible you know that?" i giggled.

he looked very amused. "how do you know i'm not a murderer? you can't let people know you're all alone here, as pretty as you are. that's dangerous." focusing back on his shake.

"i'm gonna choose to trust you today, i have nothing better to do. anyways, have you decided what you want to order?"

he pays attention to the laminated sheet once more, then looks up at me. "what's good here?"

i roll my eyes.

"what? did i say something wrong?" he's chewing on his straw.

"that's just like, the most annoying thing you could ever say to a waitress but, again i have nothing better to do." i grab the sheet from his hand and point out a couple things.

"if you're in the mood for breakfast food, the biscuits and gravy are good, if you like that sorta thing, our pancakes too, and my personal favorite is the french toast with a caramelized peach topping, but that takes some time if you're in a rush.." he's staring at me. "sorry I'm rambling, there's so much to choose from!"

"no don't worry about it, I'm enjoying listening to you talk. but no, i'm not in a breakfast kinda mood, sorry. you can keep going, if you'd like,"

i feel a blush creep onto my cheeks.

"..okay let's see here. for dinner, we've got our classic american burger, comes with your choice of fries or onion rings?"

"hmm.. no i'm not feeling a burger at the moment."

"how about a sandwich? we've got grilled cheese, turkey club, BLT, maybe a philly cheesesteak?"

he shakes his head no, so i keep going.

"fried chicken? or a salad? we've also got country fried steak."

"i think it's called chicken fried steak, sweetie." he smirked.

"mmm no actually, it's a country fried steak."

"no it's a chicken fried steak, because it's steak, fried like chicken."

"you know what, i don't even care, that's what you're eating, since you can't make up your mind. alright sweetie?"

"alright." more smirking.

"that comes with a side, what do you want?"

"what are my options?" he licks his lips again, eyeing me up and down.

"eyes up here, sir." i point to my face.

"you can do mashed potatoes, green beans, or a baked mac and cheese."

"i'll get the mashed potatoes, thank you sweetie." he says it without an attitude this time.

"okay great, give me a few minutes and i'll have that right out for you, okay?"

"okay," he replies as i hurry back to the kitchen, pulling out all the ingredients for his meal.

as i'm finishing up, i hear the bell chime again, indicating someone has either left or entered the diner.

i peek out the swinging kitchen door and see the man's seat empty. i hoped he didn't leave just as i was finishing preparing his meal.

i plate up the potatoes, then the steak, and smother it in gravy, then walk out to the counter, carefully setting his plate down where he was sat, then sitting on my stool the opposite side.

suddenly, he walks back in, running a hand through his hair.

"hey sweetie! sorry i didn't mean to make you think i left without paying. my brother was just calling to see where i was, so i stepped outside for a moment."

"that's alright, your foods out, and you know, we don't have to keep calling each other sweetie, you know my name, just tell me yours. "

"no i like it this way, it's nicer.” he takes a seat, grabbing his fork and knife, digging in.

"wow y/n this is amazing! normally i don't like this sort of food but wow, you really outdid yourself."

"oh hush, i just had to throw it in the fryer, don't give me the credit." i beamed at him.

"but i do have to clean up, so i'll see you in a bit, enjoy your meal." i winked at him.

"no, please. stay here, i don't like to eat alone. and i like the conversation."

"i really should go clean up-"

"miss (y/n), just a little company please?"

i can't say no to those eyes. "okay fine, i'll sit with you" i reply to him, returning to my seat on the stool.

"good. thanks, babe."

"so it's babe now?" i raised a brow at him.

"we'll play around with it, see what we like more." he takes another bite.

"you're a dork, you know that?"

"i can be your dork," he smiled at me some more.

"that was so corny, don't do that ever again. please, i'm going to vomit."

"ew, babe i'm eating. you shouldn't talk about vomit. it isn't very ladylike."

"but babe, i can't help that you made me nauseous," i pouted at him.

"i don't make you nauseous. you love me!" he pouted right back.

"babe we just met!"

"but you're calling me babe, babe." he grins up at me.

"you got me there. hey babe, you want another shake?"

"i'd love one,"

"okay, be right back!" i hop off the stool and run to the kitchen, hurriedly preparing another chocolate milkshake, extra cherries and whipped cream.

"here it is," i push out the swinging doors.

"a chocolate shake for you, sir," i giggle as i throw in another pink straw.

"you said i could pick! i wanted orange this time." he frowns at me.

"aw too bad, i forgot. sorry babe. but you get what you get, i can't be wasting straws, now, think of the turtles."

he laughed then proceeded to enjoy his shake.

"i can't believe i've never been here before. quality dinner and entertainment, that's quite hard to come by nowadays," he spoke.

"i didn't consider myself very entertaining, but thank you, we try our best here at Jo's." i beamed at him, sat up straight, then jokingly pointed to the "Jo's Friendliest Face of 2023" pin fastened to my apron.

"i was completely joking babe, but i'm honestly astounded that they gave you a pin for being such a dork! this is a proud boyfriend moment." he teased.

"i'm gonna be honest with you, my dad owns this place and i'm the only one who works here besides the cook. anyways, i stole this pin from my dads office to get more tips," i trailed off.

"so you're a liar and a thief, (y/n)?" he laughed.

"aw no more babe?" i pouted.

"you gotta earn it back," he smirked.

i rolled my eyes slightly.

“okay nevermind, i like it when you roll your eyes like that, babe.” he winked.

my jaw dropped at his comment, it wasn’t outright dirty but it was definitely implied.

“babe at least take me on a date first!” i laughed and lightly smacked his arm.

he chuckled and looked down at his plate, which was now bare.

“as much as i’d love to stay and chat, i’m needed elsewhere, but we can continue this conversation another time.” he grinned cheekily.

“alright sounds good, i’ll be right back with your check,”

“no that’s okay, here’s my card. you can just run it.” he handed me a debit card. i smiled sweetly at him and walked to the computer to charge him.

after running it, i flipped it over to read “CHRISTOPHER STURNIOLO” on it.

aw, chris.

i walked back over to him and placed the receipt back on the counter, along with his card and a pink pen with a fluffy pom pom on the end.

“what’s with you and pink, babe?” he smirked at me.

“i just think it’s cute, anyways, have a great night. thank you for stopping in and come back soon. i’ve enjoyed our conversation.”

he poked his cheek with his tongue as he watched me clear the counter of his plate, and walk back into the kitchen. i could feel him staring holes through my skirt.

i placed the dirty dishes in the sink and walked back out, but he was gone.

the receipt on the counter was filled out, and i hoped to see his phone number, because that was a normal thing in this industry, i never cared for it until now though.

unfortunately that was not the case. on his tab of $14.12 he had left fifty-seven cents. totaling to $14.69.

with a winky face by the sixty-nine.

what the fuck?

i ran outside hoping to catch him, and he was there, walking to his car.

“christopher!” i shouted in his direction.

he snapped his head around, and smirked.

“what’s up babe?”

“listen, i don’t normally come after people when they stiff me but what the fuck was all that for? you come in and smooth talk me and now you’re stiffing me, writing down sixty-nines and winky faces? is that how you normally treat service workers?” i got all up in his face.

“and then you made me feel like there was something! i thought i li-“

he grabbed my cheeks and pulled me toward him, kissing me passionately.

“don’t call me christopher please, it’s chris. no actually, babe. i don’t like all that formal shit.”

i didn’t even know how to respond.

i stepped back and smoothed out my apron and cleared my throat.

“um, i-i dont even know what to say.” i stared at the him.

“i was trying to piss you off. i can assure you i’m an excellent tipper. trust, babe. i wanted you to follow me out here, see how much you really liked me.”

he pulled his phone out and opened up a new contact, then handed the phone to me.

i grabbed it and typed in my number, shocked but so intrigued by him.

he grabbed it back and erased where i wrote my name and typed in “babe”.

he gave me another kiss, but just a peck this time.

“see you later babe.” he winked then slapped my ass before walking away.

i stood there dumbfounded, before running back into the diner and pressing my back against the door.

my phone buzzed and i pulled it from my apron pocket.

unknown number sent $69

unknown number: ;)

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ahhhh omg i really like this one! hope u guys like it too 🤍

even though i’m new to this i’m super down for requests just lmk

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[blue-jisungs]

streamer!bf jeongin

song inspo. item by stray kids!! woo!!

a/n. this jeongin lives 24/7 in my mind ?! also this is the last july jam session piece of writing <\3 oh and thank u @l3visbby for helping me out w this one mwah ily!!

pronouns. not specified/gender neutral

foxI.Ny was a small steamer that started with minecraft videos and tutorials

but with time he blew up, people loving his personality, voice and handsome face ^_^

he’s known for playing with his other 7 friends online, being the youngest amongst them

chill streams r one of his favourites, just playing animal crossing and talking to his fans

or singing

but his fans noticed that sometimes his gaze would linger off in another direction or his smile would become heartwarmingly wide upon seeing something behind his screen

so they were like ‘meh, those r probably his friends, right? he mentioned he lives with someone’

but one day during a q&a session while he’s rambling about some of his future plans connected with vlogging, the fans see a glimpse of hand and someone putting down a bowl of fruit

jeongin smiles, has literal hearts in his eyes… and chat goes crazy bc!! what just happened!! is this his s/o?! he HAS AN S/O?!

and he’s like “umm yeah 😁”

it goes trending and he’s so :(

“y/n i’m so sorry… what do we do now…”

so you discuss it and just… settle on saying that he’s taken and if and when you feel like it, you’ll show up on the stream ^_^

but in the meantime you continue to give him some fruits or water while he’s steaming

the fans go insane once u place a soft kiss on his forehead and run away giggling

like, they already love u

when the day comes… oh boy…

you pop in, smiling shyly and waving; jeongin is just staring at you in awe (as usual) and chat goes crazy

this is your chat now.

you even go trending on twitter

and the people want you on the streams 🫵

what people want, jeongin shall give… and well, you liked it too

so often he goes streaming with you, different kinds of games or just q&ns

animal crossing, the sims, minecraft, league of legends, the witcher, genshin, valorant…. you name it

even cooking simulators

he just wants you to have fun

and his chat js so :((

he’s stealing kisses from you occasionally or just kissing your temple

“good job!” “you’ve got this!” “you did so good, im so proud baby!!”

you two are goals ngl

JEONGIN IS JEALOUS THO BC THE FANS KEEP EDITING YOU TOO

“guys… i beg… i know my partner is amazing but please…”

and you’re like “hehe >:)”

yeah… fans truly love u 🥹

other than that you always have some kind of matching; whether it’s clothes in game, keychains, pfps on social media

he can be a sweetheart while playing games with you like helping you out or fighting mobs if they’re bugging you

but if he’s feeling mischievous he will steal your crops or hit you lol 😭

but oh man if you’re having an open mic in valorant or csgo

he will get defensive if someone insults you,,, he won’t let it slide

lol but also he’s like

playing with the boys, yelling being loud

it takes one (1) text from you

“can u shut up ‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥”

or “be a bit quiet please i’m studying :(“

for him to quiet down lmao

you often hang out in his chat as well

and he’s so :”) when he realises

but gets pouty when you start flirting with his fans literally in front of his eyes 😔

sometimes switches to emote only bc of that LMAOO

but sometimes you just type that u “miss his stupid face” while you’re at work

and everyone is like <\\3

he takes you to diff events n all, you’re often featured in his vlogs

basically you’re the fav couple of the internet bc u can just feel the love between you two 🥹

and everyone loves you, seriously

who knows, maybe you’ll open your own channel one day?

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[braindumpblehhhh]

"CROSSBONES AND HIS INFAMOUS NEMESIS, DEVIL SIDE!!"

(i want goofy villian reader so i wrote headcanons for it. i got this idea during ht san stream. Goofy readeer) also spoilers on ts underswap tho. if you dont wanna get spoiled (like milk), go watch someone play the full demo or play it yourself on gamejolt. YOUR OWN COOL VILLIAN NAME: DEVIL SIDE Real boring name: [name] ^ From time to time, you always change your villain name like "DEMON HARE, CHAOS BRINGER AND DESTRUCTIVE FUNNER and other cool villainous names you came up with" but you usually just stay with devil side to make it easy on your skeleton nemesis. How you got to this phase of your life: Back in the days, you used to work for Count Koffin-K. cooking up ideas for him, feeding jeremy, joined them on their random schemes, and did the dishes when the boogiemen didn't. Yet, you grown tired and wanted to do villain skits on your own. It was heartbreaking for Koffin-K and his boogiemen to set you off on your own like a parent sending off their child to collage. For one thing, Larry and Harry cried so hard they accidentally made a stream that Woshua struggled cleaning up but managed too victoriously :D. * It been a w-wicked time with y-you..I DONT WANNA LET YOU GO BUD WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! * I-IM W-WITH LA-LARRY I DONT WANNA LET GO EITHER WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-AHHHHHHHHH! LARRY, YOU IDIOT YOU'RE CRUSHING US! "A-as how h-heartwretching and painful this is, like really p-painful! LARRY FOR THE QUEEN'S SAKE COULD YOU STOP CRUSHING US TO DEATH!" As well as the boogiemen crying for you, Koffin-K didn't want you to see him shed a tear. he attempts to hide it away but you see right through him. In contrast, You comforted him and reassured him that on weekends you and him can collab on doing evil schemes together and visit the boss and the gang on the weekends. "aww boss didn't know you would cry for me." * WELL OF COURSE! HOW COULD I NOT WEEP FOR YOUR DEPARTURE! *sniff* *sniff* "aww gonna miss you too boss. but its not like I'm gonna be gone forever. we can Collab on doing evil stuff like ding dong ditch and I'll come visit you on the weekends." * ...Can you still do the dishes. "..there will be some setbacks." ALTER EGO SANS INTERACTION One day when you first met sans (his true form), you were done finishing up some traps and "kidnapping" a random monster who found for crossbones to save (with consent from the hostage. you will take full responsibility if they were to be hurt) You were ready to throw in a brick with an note for crossbones to find until you saw sans (crossbones) and mistaken him for crossbones. "NOW I HAVE YOU IN MY SIGHT CRO-!" "umm sorry but is that you crossbones?" *think again sweetheart. AH HAH! I KNEW IT! YOU AIN'T CROSSBONES, YOUR JUST A FAN "WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM BUT DIFFERENT" (d-did you just call me sweetheart?) - he flirts with you on the daily basis, just to mess with you. its very fun. *also, the telescope costed 257 G. "WAIT WHAT, YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME-" *but for you, it has a discount off 100%. "..." (you ran away, blushing and grumbling while you're at it) *heh, cute.

YOU AND CROSSBONES - Crossbones thinks you're cute and a dork. A cute dork! - First time you guys met was at the costume party. You were planning to create your costume but procrastinated all month and didn't manage to finish it up in time. In shame, you just taped a piece of paper that said "pretend that I have the best costume you ever seen!" to your chest and hang out in the corner, enviously staring at the other people's cool costume. You could just go home but there was free food so you stayed there, eating all the cheese crackers. You thought you could not talk to anyone but you thought wrong. The comedic skeleton came up to you, reading the paper and said "that is the best costume I ever seen." the second meeting was when koffin-k toilet papered all 4 houses with the boogiemen including you. Then crossbones came in, saving the day. In a glance, He recognized you and you recognized him. What a twist a long time stanger turned out to be a villain full of mischief. You were captured with koffin-k but you land out a hand to help your boss escape in a quick sweep. You threw him like a frisbee out of the trenches of a shack. He escaped with your help and yelled out very loudly "I WILL COME BACK FOR YOU WITH BACKUP" while spinning in the wind. so there you were, alone with crossbones in the punishment shack. * nice villain costume by the way. Best costume I ever seen. "you still remember that?" Some interactions I came up, enjoy!

"YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT ME CROSSBONES FOR I HAVE A PLAN F IN MY SLEEVES" *ok *quick gooey question, what do you want for dinner? "...Pizza." (papyrus in the distant): SANS STOP MAKING DINNER DATES WITH THE ENEMY!! - also if you and crossbones were married 👀, you and him would do enemies to lovers domestic role playing. "WAIT YOU, MY NEMESIS WANT ME TO TAKE ME OUT ON A DATE!!?!? *we are married, you dork. "sans pleaseee, just play along :(" *alr alr if it makes you happy." - Dark side love nicknames for crossbone MY RIVIAL, MY NEMESIS, THE BONES WHO FOILS MY EVIL PLANS, THE BONELY ONE TO STEAL MY SOUL, sans♥ - crossbones love nicknames for dark side dork, cute dork.

- One time when you got grumpy with crossbones because you planned more to show but got captured by him too early. In attempt to get you stop being all pouty, crossbones held you bridal style carry while you were tied up, but that didn't work instead you gave him something even much worse. The silent treatment, But that didn't last for long, he gave a smooch on your cheek to stop you being all grumpy with him. *aw don't turn into the grumpy side [name]. "mmm >:(" *even worse, the silent side. *well good thing I know how to bring them back. *mwah��� "...FINE FINE YOU WON!" *Welp off to the punishment shack we go.

Extras - i named them devil side because y'know in undertale/deltarune we are the angel (that is what I believe). so I called them the opposite like "ahahaha i am devil side" but inside they are an angel in heart. - also i thought of devil side (you) to be like a character that belongs in this world. I think it was clever, cuz its swap over you the player is now devil side and you belong in this world well a version of you that is...

[diamondzoey]

Hello!, I know it’s been a while since I did some bug army questions, so here you go😁🤲

1. Some head cannons about bug in different Aus

2. What would your bug look like in future or future Au? (I don’t know)

3. What is your bug’s comfort song?

4. Scenarios #1 (god/goddess Au)

Some of the bugs were hanging out in jemma’s dimension while she was working on something while in her goddess form while having Sammy on her head and she was talking to the another bugs about different things

One of the bugs: “Hey Jem can I ask you something?”

Goddess!Jemma: “sure what is it?”

One of the bugs: “have you ever been to earth before?,because you’re always in your dimension”

Goddess!Jemma thinks: “well I have a couple of times, some times to see how earth change and to see different places, but how about you guys have you been to earth?”

5. Scenarios #2 (Tw: panic attack, angst)

Jemma and some of the bugs were in the living room in her moms house and talking to each other

One of the bugs: “so Jem where’s your mom’s?”

Jemma: “they’re at the doctors for Asher’s appointment and won’t get back until later, so we have the house to ourselves because my older sister is doing some errands”

Than they heard knocks on the door

One of the bugs looks at jemma: “are you expecting more guests?”

Jemma looks confused and walks to the door: “No”

She looks in the peephole on the door and when she did your bug noticed she just froze up

Azren: “Jem are you okay?”

Jemma didn’t answer and she was shaking than she ran into one of the rooms

The bugs look worried and wondered what caused her to have that reaction

Some of the bugs followed jemma to see if she’s okay

One of the bugs opens the door to see a man in a white coat and two guards behind him: “Umm can I help you?”

The man: “yes you can, we were in our old lab(the abandoned one) and we noticed that some of our old flies about some old patients(experiences) are missing and one of them were about a demon hybrid and her twin.”

One of the bugs froze, knowing he’s talking about jemma but stays quiet: “really?”

The man: yes have you seen who took them and where one of the patients(experience), the hybrid?

One of bugs lied: “no I haven’t”

The man: “well if you do *Hands them a card* called the lab”

The man and guards leaves

One of the bugs closes the door and goes to check on jemma and opens the door and sees her on the floor

Jemma:*was shaking and breathing shallow while some of the bugs try to comfort*

Another bug: “Jem breath in and out slowly and try to tell us what happened okay?”

Jemma breathes in and out slowly and starts to calm down:"W-When I-I look through the peephole I saw that scientist and all those bad memories came flooding back in”

Scenarios #3 (Tw: Angst, yelling, mentions of experiencing)

Jemma and few of the bugs came back from supplies and was talking to each other while heading back to the house

Jemma: “my mom is doing some cooking today, because boy I need them. Wanna come with me to the cooking lessons?”

One of the bugs: “Sure sounds fun”

Another bug notices a man with black horns stands by the house and looks at Jemma: hey Jem do you know him?” *Points at the man*

Jemma shakes her head no: no I don’t I wonder what he wants” *Walks to the man and tries to be polite* “Um hello, is there something we can help you with?”

The man looked at jemma and looks surprised: Are you Jemma Yearwood?

Jemma and the another bugs look confused on how he knew her name

Jemma: umm yes, do I know you mister?

Damon: oh right you don’t know me but I’m Damon, I’m your biological father

Jemma and the bugs looked surprised

Jemma expression turn to surprise than to angry: if you are my biological father than where were you when I needed you the most

Damon:I-

Jemma glares at him: “WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS IN THAT HORRIBLE LAB!?, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WENT THROUGH IN THAT LAB!?, I WAS EXPERIMENTED ON AND SO WAS MY TWIN!, WHY DIDN’T YOU SAVE US OR MY BIRTH MOM!?”

Damon: I didn’t know your mom gave birth to you and your twin-

Jemma growls: “THAN WHY DIDN’T YOU SAVE HER WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT WITH ME AND MY TWIN!?, I LOST MOST OF MY CHILDHOOD CAUSE OF THOSE SCIENTISTS MONSTERS!, ALL BECAUSE I WAS A DEMON HYBRID AND WANTED TO MAKE ME INTO A HUNTER!, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PAIN I WENT THROUGH BECAUSE OF THOSE MONSTERS!?, I WAS CONSIDER A FREAK TO MY BIRTH MOM’S PARENTS!, AND WAS ALOMST SOLD TO THE ARENA!”

Damon: I’m sorry Jem

Jemma: DON’T CALL ME THAT!, AND SORRY WON’T FIX ANYTHING!, YOU WANT ME TO FORGIVE YOU?! *Starts to calm down* “Than don’t come near me ever”

Jemma walks inside the house, not looking at Damon

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A/n: There’s 70 bugs now wow

[sellaspeaks]

march madness yap!!

- fuck fuck FUCK my bracket wow

- ok now that that’s out of the way 🙃

FIRST ROUND:

- i swear every time i don’t watch a game something goes wrong (i’m looking at you harvard and vandy) but like WHAT was the reason for those losses pleek

- shoutout uconn for the greatest margin of victory (69) in the first round (even after pulling all the starters in like the third quarter) 😁 also duke w the next best one (61) ayyy

-round of applause for me bc i picked all the 8/9 matchups right!! indiana/utah was a fun game

SECOND ROUND:

- idk if it’s the march air or what but i’ve been quite surprised at how close some of these games have been when on paper they should’ve been blowouts tbh

- it’s just getting worse why was i 2/4 on 4/5 matchups

- michigan. what the FUCK was that. i had the upset more out of dedicated nd hatred than actual belief but oh my god?? could you not have given them a game?? disgusting. also nd looked really good and i did not like that! hopefully they forget how to play by saturday

- richmond/ucla was genuinely a game until the third which like. if they hadn’t had that horrific third quarter it would’ve been close to the end

- baylor/ole miss was super entertaining as well but i did think jada walker broke both of her knees for a sec there so that was umm also it fucked my bracket

- there is a universe where indiana beat sc (too bad it’s not this one) and i hate that they gave me hope for a long ass time

- unpopular opinion but i do quite like duke and i’m glad they still won without toby plus BYEE DEJA KELLY 😝

- k state/kentucky fucked my bracket but i’m not even mad bc it’s lowk fuck georgia and kenny sooo 🤷‍♀️ plus it was a good game and i’m happy for ayoka and serena really impressed me (i see that draft stock risinggg)

- thank you tennessee good effort good energy and BYEE COTIE YOU WILL NOT BE MISSED 🗣️🗣️

- tcu/louisville was just. so ugly. did yall not plan for hailey getting trapped? what did you think was gonna happen? also louisville could not commit to the comeback it was truly a rough watch… however!! jayda curry w 41 someone get her some help and a hug like poor girl fr 😭 also donovyn hunter 6-6 game i see you but also jayda cooked you so bad girl

- uconn DUB wiped the floor w those mfkers lmaooo second best second round margin of victory as well

- iowa what happeneddduh that was exceedingly embarrassing like did yall even try or 😭😭 syd you will be missed tho

- juju. oh my god. what the fuck. i am shell shocked. praying that it’s not anything serious but i know what that looked like to me 😔 good job to the team for rallying (best second round margin of victory) and shoutout kiki for doing what i’ve been waiting for basically all season

[rjschoicesstuff]

request: cas/gabe and their pokemon/pokemon teams :3

YESSS I LOVED DIS ONE ID and Pokemon my faves coming 2gether

I was gonna do full teams but then I was like ok thts gonna b 2 much work, I did come up w teams for them tho so I'll put those + reasoning under da cut

I don't think he'd catch a Cubone but with Cubones often being portrayed as orphans n stuff I like th idea of one just tagging along w him and him taking care of her. Not even using her to battle or catching her or anything. Also Mismagius because witch and also methinks Cas wld like ghost types.

Ok so this one must look sooo like HUH?? But to ME Mimikyu is sooo Gabe like just th whole concept of Mimikyu disguising itself as pikachu (th v popular nd beloved pokémon) and Gabriela pretending to be human and feeling like her real self as a vampire is a monster.

So once again like no I don't think she'd actively want to catch one but I love the idea of one still coming on her path somehow.

2 versions bc I was like oh yea its pokemon I cn give her fun colours

Full teams under da cut

For Cas Gengar and Houndoom because I think he'd think they're COOL and he'd like ghost and dark types. Also Gengar is my fave pokémon nods badge of honour. Same goes for Grimmsnarl + ik it's more based off trolls, but it has like witchy vibes 2 me, like those green ones w th pointy noses. It's counterpart in th other game is Hatterene n thts The Witch but doesn't fit him much imo. Also Impidimp (which involves into Grimmsnarl) just kinda fits him imo bc annoying lil pranksters tht steal from ppl n stuff, initially I was gonna put some in th drawing tht were pulling his hair n stuff lol.

For Gabe, Sylveon because it evolves thru high friendship and methinks she'd be besties with all her pokémon. Dachsbun bc I hc her being into cooking and baking so I wanted a mon thts a nod to that also it's cutiieee and methinks she'd like cute pokémon lol. Meganium is more vibes based bc I love drawing her with flowers n stuff + I cn def see Chikorita as her starter. Sawsbuck wld be th autumn form ofc because Crimson Beech, umm also I chose it bc I hc deer r her fave animal. Cherrim bc I always sorta associate Gabe with th sun/summer (yes ironic bc vampire but she always feels like th sun and summer to Cas' moon and winter) and Cherrim changes forms in sunshine so I have tht same association with it.

[angel-of-whump]

Panic settled as Grace started organizing the files in her hands.

Just what the hell did Valerie tell her to do now?

She doesn't know why, but this felt wrong-

No. She had a clear idea on why this felt wrong. She just didn't want to stomach it.

As she walked down the hallway, she bumped into one of her coworkers.

And as soon as that happened, something quickly flickered in her mind.

"O-Oh! Hi! Uh, sorry. I can't talk. I'm in the middle of something." She tried to walk away, but her coworker stopped her.

"Have you got anymore dirt on that guy?"

"Uh... Nothing so far. Just the gambling story you guys have been cooking up."

"Okay, well, you know what Valarie said. Dig up any social media this guy has. We need this story by 5 PM, got it?"

"Got it..." She slinked away into the crowd, trying to ignore the whispers about the man Declan shot.

Grace sat at her computer, running her fingers through her hair. His digital profile was sparse. The only thing she could find on his Facebook were a few family photos and him and his wife. They looked so happy together...

She sighed and kept clicking. If she doesn't get this story soon, Valarie is gonna come for her neck. Then again, they could just make something up and everyone will believe it. No wonder Fox News has so many fans...

She was about to quit her search when she noticed something. There was someone commenting on Twitter about Matthew writing fanfiction when he was a kid? What does fanfiction have to do with this?

He didn't seem to be the kind of guy who would be into the fandom space. Then again, her friends were in some weird fandoms back in the day.

After a bit of digging, she managed to find Matthew's old page. And she... had to pause for a second.

Archive of Our Own? This guy has an AO3 page?

Clicking on the link, she could see an assortment of stories. All of them were last updated from the year 2011. Man, this guy had to be in high school around that time. Looking at someone's old work felt wrong to her, but she had to do this.

She looked at the fandoms he wrote. There were some popular ones like Stargate, Star Trek (A lot of them were about Star Trek) and a few on Star Wars. Huh, this guy's got good taste.

Looking at the tags, she yet again paused.

Whump?

Lab whump?

Non-human whumpee?

What the hell? What is this?

She typed the words into the search bar and it took her to a Fanlore page describing the term and her face turned white.

Oh. Oh no. What am I getting myself into?

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Valerie tapped her foot, waiting for Grace to pick up. She was supposed to report back twenty minutes ago. What the hell is she doing?!

"Hello?"

"Grace, what the hell are you doing?! The story?!"

"Sorry! Um, can it wait? I'm... kinda busy."

"With what?!"

"Can you... check your computer?"

"Huh?" Valarie clicked on the link that Grace had given her and immediately choked. There, on the screen, was a description of someone being horrifically tortured, body parts being bent in ways that aren't humanly possible. "W-What the fuck am I looking at here?!"

"Someone's old fanfiction...?"

"Grace, you hit the jackpot!! People would see this and talk about how sick and twisted he is!"

"Umm, wouldn't it just cause a lot of arguments online?"

"C'mon, Grace! It's well known that people who write this stuff are sick in the head!"

"Isn't that what all books are like? You clearly haven't read a lot of them. A lot of authors tend to be pretty chill."

"Whatever. Just send the rest of this stuff to me. The press is gonna love it!"

"For a high schooler, it's pretty good... Sucks he didn't finish any of them..."

"Can you shut up about how good his writing was?!"

[xkleipsis]

High and Low

An arranged fate

Norihisa Hyuga x reader

P.1 P.2 P.3 P.4

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Hyuga’s men showed me the way to a car before driving me to the house.

I unconsciously scoff as i look outside the window as the car moved, drops of water still hitting the ground outside, “can’t even bother to take me there personally. Mannerless” i mumbled, though it seems it was a bit too loud as his men glanced at me.

I wont deny that they also seemed a bit..scary or intimidating. Maybe its because im used to deal with business types of people and not gangs, but still, not even one of them said anything. Can’t they at least make it less obvious that they dont like me.? I sigh mentally.

After 30 minutes of drive the car finally stopped, one of the man showed me the house, and the guest room before leaving me alone..in this house, i mean at least they trust me enough to believe i wont steal or something, right?

“A win is a win, i guess” I muttered, as i settled in the new room.

After a couple of hours of cleaning and organising i was finally done, just then i felt the hunger hit me causing me to go downstairs in the kitchen to hopefully find something to eat, to my disappointment but not entirely surprised. The fridge and cabinets were quite literally empty, there was water, alcohol, seasonings powders, alcohol, a pack of cigarettes, and alcohol; seriously i hope he isnt an addict.

I rubbed my face out of frustration, the glasses were starting to feel heavier than they should, my hunger increasing and all i was surrounded by was alcohol. Im not the greatest cook, matter of fact i hate cooking but damn.

Not even 10 minutes and i was already out of the house, using the gps to navigate as apparently there is a night market.

After around 20-30 minutes of walking i finally reached it, thank god i choose to wear something comfortable, i think, as i look around. The streets were lively, alongside with lights but what caught my eye are the food stalls. I smile as I approach the stall and bought some late night snacks before finding a seat on a side walk to eat.

While i ate i couldnt help but about my situation. I thought about it so much before too to the point im getting sick of it. Work wise i can work from home, easy. Living with a total stranger, i can manage; but that stranger its him.

I close my eyes after taking a bite of the snack, while thinking of him. I have strong morals, knowing that if he cheats or raises his hands i’d leave, but, by doing so the whole bloody family tree would complain and im still in no position of affording that. Not financially, but mentally. As I am cursed after all, by being too emotional, its embarrassing and exhausting. Feeling things deeper than other.

I dont want to be pessimistic, maybe he’s not bad?

Before i had realised, i finished all my food. Should i get more? Nah, i’ll come by tomorrow. I mentally tell myself, as i looked at the time on the phone and realising that it was already past midnight.

Standing up, I started walking back, slowly and calmly while listening to some music. By the time i was back, vintage type of car was parked outside, and noise could be heard from inside. I took a deep breath before slowly opening the door with the key given to me earlier, only to find a bunch of men playing cards with a stack of money on the side. Hyuga being one of them, but he just smoked while watching them. Less then 10 seconds and all eyes were on me, the house now quiet with only music still blasting which very quickly was lowered by one of his men.

“Umm” i bit my inner cheek as i glanced at the clock hanged on the empty wall, hideous taste honestly, which showed that it was about to be almost be 2 am. “Isnt it a bit too late to be playing cards and bets?” I asked, mainly looking at Hyuga, my tone was slightly tired but genuine, not sarcastic or anything, i mean i still a nobody here after all. I know my place.

“What did you just say” a man replied as he slightly approached me, clearly with the intention of intimidation, but just then Hyuga spoke “they can play whenever they want, its my house” his tone cold yet clearly irritated “who are you to question how the stuff works around here” he says while getting up and approaching me.

“I didnt mean it with harm, its just i plan on going to sleep, cant sleep if you’re loud” i explained, calmly. A scoff escapes his lips “what do you want me to do about it. This is how here things work. Dont like it then get out” he smirks.

Ah, Now I understand, he wants me out, then too bad i tend to be petty. Had he asked nicely i probably would’ve. I smile forcefully “i’ll just use my headphones” before going to my room; needless to say that night I struggled and that was just a bitter taste of how its going to be from now on.

By the next couple of days i managed to settle in and made a routine. In the morning i worked from home while in the afternoon when the noise and chaos would start id go to a nearby cafe, even food wise i ate out for the majority or id just bought food that was quick to cook while i also noticed that Hyuga or his men never really went in the kitchen unless to grab ice or alcohol, i figured they ate out too.

My relationship with him was nonexistent, we didn’t talk or barely crossed paths and when we did, he just glared at me as if i were to be a eye sore. The same went with his men although most of them would make jokes, the mean types, like bullies, they are annoying and sometimes they got to me but of course im not going to show that.

Slowly weeks passed, everything was still the same though he did stop glaring at me at every chance. I cant deny, it was boring but I mainly didn’t like it how things were. I am going to marry the guy yet we never had a proper conversation, so i did try to approach him, mostly when he was alone at home which was rare but everytime he spouted some insults before leaving. I guess he must’ve told his gang about it as the jokes had upgraded, but can anyone really blame me? I didn’t wanted to get married to him either,but id dread it more if i’ll spend the rest of my life like this.

Having high morals doesnt help either, because i know i wont bring myself to cheat. Physically or emotionally. Therefore becoming at least friends is my only option.

It was a Saturday morning, i was resting on my bed reading a book, before hearing Hyuga shout my name. Weird, i think as i went downstair only to find him standing, waiting. He started to speak the minute he saw me, “you wanted to get closer right” he asks? No, more like says, in a tone as if forced. I nod slowly, “something like that” i reply wondering where it was going. “Then make a barbecue or a dinner for my whole gang and there also will be some extra guests, if it goes successfully then i’ll let you” he says with arrogance causing me to slightly get irritated but I quickly calm down. “If i cook, im sure everyone will be victims of food poisoning” i reply, honestly im not that bad, but how is he going to know that.

“Yes or no then?” He asks, bored. “For when?” I asks, preparations for such things normally require enought ti- “tonight” he blurts out “say what? You want me to cook for many people for tonight?!?” I say in disbelief. “If you dont want, say so” he replies, i sighs before biting my tongue “fine”.

(I tried to make it longer…also lmk any opinions on it)

[graysnetwork]

REQUEST: @tessthesaltwife Umm. ..ok. Could you do one with Leon dancing with the reader? Maybe he's not too good at it and gets super embarrassed, but the reader loves it. (I tried sending this as an ask, but it wasn't going through.)

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DANCING — Leon Kennedy X GN!Reader

I fixed my asks so thank u for lmk.

I loved this idea sm cuz I’ve been learning how to dance now that I’m getting invited to quinces again. Lmk if y’all would read an imagine where you take Leon to a quince as your plus one.

Notes— js know that i did not proofread any of this. Also you can imagine this w any Leon but I was thinking of re4 or re6 tbh.

Warnings: none that ik of.

Word count: 713

Summary: after watching some movies with you, Leon realizes you love dancing scenes in movies.

Leon had been on his well deserved break for about a week now, he was spending it on the couch or laying in bed while you gave him a massage. That’s he so terribly needed.

He really wanted to take you out, treat you to something that your deserved as week for taking care of him for the past week, but he was exhausted, you knew it, he knew it even though he wanted to ignore it.

He had bags under his eyes, his muscles were sore, and he was waking up at two am from a bad dream and then waking up again at one pm.

You forced him to stay there and rest, he needed it, but he insisted that he wanted to do something for you.

So you compromised, and instead of going out, you two ordered food, and sat back while watching some movies on the tv.

Even if Leon hated chick flicks and twilight, he loved seeing that smile on your face when your favorite part began, or when you’d laugh at the stupid jokes they made.

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He soon learned that there was a pattern in a lot of the movies you guys watched together that night. Dancing.

There was so many dancing scenes.

Dancing inside of a quiet house, just swaying around with music playing in the background, dancing in the rain. Basically every possible “dancing scene” in movie fiction.

It stayed in his mind for a few days before he finally asked you when you two were watching another movie after dinner.

“You like these things don’t you sweetheart?” He asked randomly, you turned to him looking confused as to what he was talking about. “Hm?” You hummed back at him. “You like dancing scenes?” He asked but it sounded more like a statement.

“Oh, yeah I guess, they’re cute” you admitted, he smiled at the confession, and how you gave him the reason. “Why? Do you wanna dance” you asked now.

His eyes widened a bit and he gave you a light chuckle, truth be told Leon never learned how to dance, it wasn’t something he ever gained interest in when he was young, and then he never had time to learn.

“Yeah.. no” he said softly as to not sound rude, “why not?” You asked “cmon it’ll be fun!” You insisted and got up from the couch and grabbed a vinyl of your favorite song you would dance, clean, and cook to when it would play in the background of your home.

He smiled at you but he was still unsure, “nah sweetheart, I don’t think it’s a good idea” he told you, you ignored him and continued taking the vinyl out.

“Why not?” You asked again “I, I don’t know how to dance” he said behind you, you smiled, for some reason it was cute.

“That’s alright, I’ll teach you, I’ll go easy on you” you said turning back around as the song began playing.

“Here, place your hand right here” you said taking his hand and placing it on your hip and the other in your hand. He still looked embarrassed.

“That’s great, see your a natural!” You told him, Leon was so adorable when he was nervous, it was one of your favorite ways to see him, a bit shaky, but very flustered.

“Is this right?” He asked when you two began to take a few steps. You nodded and continued directing him where to take his next step.

“See your great lee” you told him looking back up/down at him, he smiled back at you. “Thanks for the encouragement baby” he said, sounding a bit sarcastic but you ignored it and gave him a kiss, which he was quick to make more passionate and place his other hand on your hip. So now you guys were just swaying.

And finally the rain began pouring down, and his mission he made for himself was complete.

Giving you all those possible “dancing scenes” in movie fiction. That’s you two watched.

[tomrripley]

Omg I want to hear about your ocs (insert big eyes emote here)

Tell me about Philip?? 🙏🙏 /nf

THANK YOU ANON. sorry this took me a second to get to im a tad shy about talking about my writing still

basic premise of my story is that magic is new to this world, kinda seeping in from an unknown source, and the characters, including philip, are among the first people to be infected with it. they're navigating this completely on their own, trying to figure out how to control the sudden abilities they possess, as well as figure out its origin, and help others with magic who need it. Mostly they just wanna know wtf is going on

so the actual seeping began around 2 years before philip was born. hes 23 at the beginning of the story (my timeline probably sucks, im very bad with years), and when he was 5, he was on a trip with his family when they were attacked by what philip believes to be a monster. he has no Real proof of this however, as his parents were not actually killed, or even injured at all, they just...become shells you could say? they just sit. eyes wide. when they speak, which is rare, it's nonsense. philip never saw what attacked them as he was in the car when it happened. still, he's completely convinced it was a monster.

philip is actually the youngest person to show signs of infection! his magic comes around 9, whereas most people start showing at 15-20. his previous encounter is likely what triggered it. before meeting jazara and zander (the ones with all the resources) philip did write and theorize on his magic, but it was mostly speculation. he's also one of the most skilled users, having magic longer and being more willing to engage with it than most gave him a great advantage!

he's kinda the problem child of my ocs. they all love him dearly, and he loves them dearly, but my god does he argue. one of the biggest points of contention between philip and jazara/zander is the existence of monsters. he's the only person they've come across who claims to have encountered one, and they tend to believe that, since he never saw anything, they probably just came across a crazed person w magic. they ARE trying to help, but because they don't believe his theory he just sees it as them writing him off. in his mind those two aren't Really on his side and are only invested in him because of his power, and it's actually a problem they end up needing to really resolve. (his issues w them are not helped by the fact that philip is generally bitter towards ppl who are (in his mind) Better than him. he's got weird issues that cause him to despise anyone who's more successful than him. the only character this doesn't come into play with is elvis because even though he's from a similar background to those two, hes also my saddest most depressed ocd-ridden man, and philip looks at this guy and is like THANK GOD im me.)

but he isn't all flaws!!! like with elvis and erika (who he also doesn't have much issue with. bc he's normal enough to not be jealous of teenage girls who have suddenly been cursed with visions of the future) he's actually really pretty friendly. he's never gonna be the Nicest guy ever but he actually loves helping people, he's a problem solver!!!! he's also into silly geek stuff and will ramble w them about it all the time. he's one of those guys who, once he actually likes you, you can't really get rid of him. because he's always There. like you wanna go to the grocery store? he's there. cook dinner? he's there. pissin? him too! he isn't even helping half the time. He's probably judging your pissing skills. u see this a lot when he befriends freddie later on. he's just a permanently frustrated guy who wants to be near you.

UMMM YEAH. this is a bunch of nonsense probably but i just wanted to talk about stuff that would actually mean anything to you, cuz like. certain stuff would take lots of explanation so yk:3 UMM BUT YEAH this story has been a vague thing in my mind for YEARSSS and I've actually been writing it lately so I'm happy to talk about it lol. also sorry if the story is stupid. I'm having fun hehe

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for the ships ask game. all of them w the cats!!! sniles

RARRARRRRGHHHHH RHTUHGHJRGJELFOJKGJGVDRHR RHRHHHHHGGHHA RRRGRGHHHHHHH/PPS

while thevlove language thing is bogus afaik I thijk theyre vergy . tovuhjy and al

id say likeee. Grumpy/sunshine 2 a degree?

they both cant cook (THEYRE TOO PAWS </33)

All of the

i frankly have no outline on Where theuy really live so. for now im Not Too Sure on an answer

they def go out often. Likd. similad tolittle date s<3

ummmmmmmm uThhr cat mschine. defindly. bc. i have no Reasons its vibes

try (and fail) catching mice ❤

idk? Ya maybe

i mean they dont. have a car 2 me but if they did whiskars would b the ine driving andbza neko machine woukd b pixkin out the musicc

idk😭

theyre both sooooosleepy and tired 4 evrr

i forgor what that is kindam. Its like oublic affection right?Rhen bestie they both Do thag.

cta machinr wpuld do the fashion show s.whiskees woukd go like "Yas bitch slay!" if anything . she doeesnt know hoew to Complimence

idk☹️☹️☹️☹️

thuey go out. and. sndcnn Idk they stya tigether and. idont KNAUR what tos ay

sleepign❤

id say ehat I said in 8,, i think theyd constantly go out at night bc. Tthey can

affection in geenral .. and al. Likd. not just ohysicsl affectiin but akso like lil moments to Show tehir care forone anoteh

whiskers' jackets are no longer hers/silly

OK i havw a funnys hc. So like theres rhe donut remix cat AND to me theyre a different catfrim hwhiskers. And rhey were child(kitten???)hood besties. So. ya. it would b tha.t .car

huug itout ❤ok

not really ig??????

ok im sorta breaking the Cats part but like this is the only one thats gonna be on the human vers of them I madr .Ok look imade the nekomach ine have like freckles.a dn a lot of those. she doesnt exacrly Like them. but whiskees does. and wil. kis and. admire thZjfohrkJFJJDJTKNGNKRGK WRJOEFJ TMY UGHHHH I LORV THEM SORRY. IM INSANE.and if were talking kisses itsm. Just lil pecks<3

nor really lmao

nah

i m not sure

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Idk pronanly something like. menial

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For this ask -

HOPE ANDREA MIKAELSON AND ELIZABETH JENNA SALTZMAN!!! The only characters to have ever character’d EVER

already did lizzie so hope <3

favorite thing about them: how much of a deeply pathetic loser she actually is like its literally so funny when people write her as someone whos like badass or like doesnt go to therapy because like that is literally not her she goes in canon to therapy every week or so or well she did in s01 but anyways lets not get into THAT lmfaooo but umm yeah so she goes to therapy weekly and she has like plants that she tries really hard to take care of and she bakes like every other day and she like watches.. wait ill conitnue this in the headcanon part so sorry

least favorite thing about them: literally nothing shes the most perfect girl thats ever existed:)

favorite line: when she said Who cares what lizzie saltzman thinks :( because like shes who :(

brOTP: hope and kaleb forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and everrrrrr :) also her and jed :) she would never fvuckinv talk to penelope park STOP trying it. and handon when not romantically. omg also halyssa altho i also ship them romantically :)

OTP: hizzie :) and handon because hope has two hands like landon said :)

nOTP: hosie literally the most disgusting fucking rotted bitch ive ever laid my eyes upon. stupid ship stupid fandom terrible fuckin vibes just rotted disgusted and gutted. i wisgh hope mikaelson had killed that girl so bad my god... hope literally gave josie the only thing that could kill her bc her ass KNOWS she not gonna see that bitch again so shes fine PLUS if she does see her she dies immediately after:)

random headcanon: ok so back to what i was saying before!!! hope like watches the randomest fucking cooking shows there are like she knows all of them and she can rank them by season and she knows so much fucking random shit and random information about the most random things and she like goes to the gym everyday and she like lowkey uses Pinterest and pins a bunch of random workout routines and art tutorials and shit like that like god shes so annoying i love her so much :)oh and shes so autistic actually

unpopular opinion: um i have so many :) i think she actually is a bottom sorry :) i dont think she can flirt either she just says things wholeheartedly because she is an autistic individual and people think shes flirting but shes just like that. she thinks shes really cool doing those one liners and stuff shes like im a hero and so i have to do my one liners :) and thats why landon and lizzie are obsessed w her because shes just like that.

song i associate with them: do you realize?? by the flaming lips

favorite picture of them: this one that she drew:)

send me a character and i'll tell you....

[artemistorm]

Stew Pot Plot pt 1

Alternate prompt #9: Drugging -- Time, everyone

TW - nonconsensual drugging, unconsciousness

(1054 words)

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Time sat on a folded blanket and leaned against Epona’s side, who was laying down. He played with the corner of the page of his journal, unable to focus on recording the day’s events with Sky recounting his own experiences with time travel as he folded and put away his freshly cleaned clothes. The other heroes were scattered around camp doing various chores or activities listening to Sky’s story and waiting for dinner to be done.

“What? You used a timeshift stone to sail a pirate ship through a desert?? That’s amazing!” Wind exclaimed. “I wanna go to your Hyrule next! I wanna see that ship in action!”

“Can I borrow a timeshift stone?” Wild asked, yawning. “I would love to see what it does in my Hyrule.”

“I’d like to give you one,” Sky said. “But I’m not sure if I can. There’s only a few stones left and the robots have been using them to rebuild their civilization. So far they haven’t been successful at mining any new timeshift stones, but we’ll see if they can spare one next time we go there.”

“I didn’t really have time travel, but I could freeze time,” Wind said holding up his phantom sword.

“One of my adventures used time travel,” said Legend, not looking up from the hookshot chain he was inspecting and regreasing.

“Same here,” Twilight said, cleaning under his fingernails with the tip of an absurdly large knife.

“As did I,” Time said. “But you know that story already.”

“How’s dinner coming? Is it ready yet?” Wind asked peering into the pot where meat, potatoes, and gravy were sewing.

“Not yet,” Wild yawned again. “The potatoes still need to cook for a while. They aren’t soft yet.”

“How long until it’s done? I’m hungry now,” Wind whined. He tried to stab an arrow into the pot to skewer a piece of meat, but Wild parried him with the spoon.

“Wind, relax,” Warriors said. “It’ll be done soon enough.”

“Does anyone have any extra food? Can I have a snack?”

“You can’t wait like… half an hour?” Wild said rubbing his eyes.

“Tired much?” Four asked with a half smile.

“Yeah, a little,” Wild admitted.

“I’m pretty sure that I’d shrivel up and die if I had to wait for half an hour more for food.” Wind complained and flopped dramatically over Sky’s lap.

“Would a carrot help?” Sky laughed and fished a carrot out of Wild’s bag.

“You’re offering me a raw whole carrot as a snack?” Wind asked incredulous.

“Sure. Why not?”

“Better than nothing I guess,” Wind sighed and swiped the carrot from Sky’s hand.

Time turned his attention back to his journal as the conversation around him turned away from stories and to the mundane. After having completed a quest in Twilight’s Hyrule they had suspected a portal switch was soon to come and had spent the morning doing last-minute preparations. Sure enough, just after lunch, a portal swept them away to the dusty red cliffs of Wild’s Hyrule just outside of Gerudo desert. With some difficulty, they managed to get everyone, including Epona, down the cliffs and into the valley along the road and halfway between Outskirt and Gerudo Canyon stables. Instead of trying to reach either, they opted to camp out where they were—after clearing out the monster camps nearby of course.

Finished with the entry, Time closed the book and wiped the quill nib clean before stowing them away.

“You’re really strugglin’ tonight aren’t ya?” Twilight asked. Time glanced up and saw Wild rested his head on his arm, nodding off as he waited for the stew to finish simmering. Wild inhaled deeply and slowly sat up.

“…yeah,” he said then stretched and yawned. “I don’t know what’s wrong with me. Why am I so tired?”

“You did have watch three nights in a row,” Four said. “It’s probably finally catching up with you.”

“It doesn’t usually hit me this hard,” Wild said.

“Why don’t you go lay down? I’ll take over cooking for you,” Twilight suggested.

“Umm…” Wild trailed off staring at the pot. “I guess you can.”

“Do you want us to wake you up when dinner’s ready?” Twilight asked gently taking the spoon from Wild’s hand.

“Sure,” Wild answered and rubbed his eyes. He got up and ambled to his pile of possessions. Within minutes he was fast asleep.

Twilight stirred and tasted the soup.

“Just about, needs a few more minutes. The seasonings’ a little funky. I wonder what he put in it.”

“I hope it’s the seasoning and not the meat that’s funky,” Four said.

“No, the meat was fresh,” we just hunted it a day or two ago,” Twilight said.

“I know what’ll fix it, spices!” Hyrule said. “I have some beetle dust, Goron spice, nightshade seeds, dried larvae powder—”

“How about some rosemary and sage instead?” Time offered. “I have some other herbs as well.”

“That sounds much better than beetle dust,” Legend made a face.

“Maybe he put beetle dust in it already and that’s why it tastes weird,” Four quipped.

“I did not!” Hyrule objected. “I’ve been way over here patching up my socks this whole time.”

“Have you even washed those?” Legend wrinkled his nose at the holey brown stained socks.

“Course I have,” Hyrule scoffed.

“Are you sure about that? What did you wash them in? Wild’s stew?”

Hyrule responded by throwing a sock at Legend’s face.

“Here, let me,” Time took a seat next to Twilight with a bundle of herbs in his hand. Twilight handed off the spoon and Time busied himself tearing up leaves and pinching off rosemary spikes and dropping them in.

“I call the first bowl,” Wind piped up and dug through his stuff to find his bowl and spoon.

Time stirred the herbs into the stew and at the bottom of the pot under a pile of potatoes he found the small pouch of herbs and spices bound in cloth and string that Wild must have put in there earlier.

“That’s quite enough of that,” he murmured to himself and fished it out, tossing it aside. After a few more minutes, the potatoes were plenty soft enough—a little too soft—enough that they could have been mashed to make a potato soup. Oops. Oh well.

“Dinner’s ready,” he called.

(To be continued tomorrow...)

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[uglyduckling339]

KY'S LIFE IS STRANGE DOUBLE EXPOSURE NONSENSE LIVEBLOG: Chapter 2

(spoilers ahead obvi) (this does NOT make sense without having played the episode or at least watched it) (it may also not make sense with the context. so.)

tutorial episode 1

Okay so lowkey i finished this chapter like a week and a half ago but forgot to make a luh review so😭😭 oopsies

I know it's probably just to easily cut between scenes but Max keeps lowkey dissociating after sum freaky shit happens. First chapter after her and Safi almost died, and then now after she universe-hops (?) #trauma_response

god i fucking HATE this buzzing. i miss rewind, that wasn't loud and annoying

"did the forecast call for massive nose bleeds?" GIGGLING umm blah blah blah the storm was because of max's powers and her powers are shown through nosebleeds joke goes here

wtf are these sketchy ass teachers planning bro. just call off and go visit ur kid?? why is this a big deal💀

"oofa doofa" LMFAOO MAX IS BACK W HER WEIRD ASS SLANG

uhm i think my game glitched or sum bc Safi and Safi's mom just left the turtles but I can hear them gossiping about drug usage? huh

whole-heartedly, this game is FAR too expensive for all these glitches

Maxine "Mary Poppins" Caulfield is back with her stupid ass bag logic

love her she just shoved a whole step ladder in there like it was nun

Vinh... honey shes like. very dead :(

UGHH life tip guys help the guy with the bathroom key BEFORE you talk to Amanda.

jesus my drafts are so hard to comprehend.. wtf does half this shit mean bro😭

Diamond's beef with Vinh is so interesting. It's lowkey like a more intense Rachel v. Victoria from LiS: BTS

OH MY GOD

CAT

i can't take the cat yet :( its in the bushes at the school hissing at me

Vinh needs Max so bad lowkey

I should've interrupted Lucas last chapter bc I don't see the issue with him? he seems like he's incredibly pretentious but not even like HALF as bad as most of Arcadia Bay and he's kinda nice when he's not yapping

i'm so serious what the hell was i saying in these drafts bro.

Max watering Gwen's plant like it's Lisa :( RIP

I was SO prepared for Gwen to walk in ngl

Max :( no :( i like lucas :( I wanna hear abt the book expo :(

i'm so cooked bro i love literally every character in this game so much. none of them killed her theres no way

omfg glitch again ! Lucas's briefcase is open WHILE MAX IS ACTIVELY TALKING ABT IT BEING LOCKED SHUT. GIRL REACH IN I CAN SEE THE FILES.

"dare i channel my... inner chloe" OH MY GOD

I LIKE VINH SO MUCH. I HIGHKEY MIGHT ROMANCE THEM TOGETHER.

No clue what "TRAIN TRACKS????? REFERENCE WHILE FLIRTING WITH A MAN?? MAXINE??" means but i like the vibes so i'm adding it here

WHAT DOES THIS DRAFT MEAN LMFAO

i should just post some of these so yall can see the weird ahh shit i got in my drafts lmfao

bye i forgot which universe i was in and drank w/ Vinh instead of pursuing the objective

OH SHIT. don't forget which universe ur in😭 the dialogue almost messed me up fr

also there is SO MUCH repeating dialogue.

max has the milennial curse of forgetting that she can use google istg

Reggie !!! my fav !!!

Authority Figure Max is so fine oml i need her

also !! chloe and victoria's trauma posting is actually so important to me and idc how much yall hate it

one of these drafts just says the sentence "like the fanfic!!"... what was i yappin abt bro

REPEATING DIALOGUE SHUT UPPPP

GWEN I WAS EXPLORING. i was coming to you AFTER !!

I can make this SO EMO if yall let me (max smoking a joint)

wait okay so i'm slow but is Gwen trans?

GOD I HATE THIS FUCKING CHOICE. IT FEELS LIKE THAT FUCKING "Go To The Cops or Find Evidence" CHOICE FROM LIS 1

The true essense of LiS is saying "fuck it, it's just a video game" and screwing every character over bc of it

highkey I still hate Loretta but she's kinda nice in this part.

WAIT PAUSE LORETTA HOW THE F U C K DID YOU GET UP HERE GIRL

GIRL I UNIVERSE-HOPPED. WTF DID U DO

and if i say loretta murdered her what would yall do. (/joke, /theory)

oh okay mr. detective ! thats racism !

so i spent 5 drafts yapping about needing to avoid the tree so it doesn't make a sound just to realize that in Dead World! the tree isn't decorated 😭

giggling and another 4 drafts complaining bc my game crashed (luckily it saved first)

OKAY SO I FUCKING HATE THIS ACTUALLY

Listen I was bad at the David Madsen swim scene in LiS ep 3, and that had rewind. I'm cooked

PAUSE was rhat a glitch or did she just get caught and rewind time?????

max's overusing her powers again.. girl did we not learn from the NIGHTMARE in LiS

that feeling when you alter the universes and combine them together (absolutely nothing bad will happen from this for sure)

i have a whole paragraph yapping about my love for Vinh in my drafts lmfao

ALSO theorecially could you romance Vinh in one world and Amanda in another....

CAT

CAT

CAT

AH BRING THE BABY IN THE HOUSE MAX

GRAB IT

OH MY GOD CUSTOMIZATION AHHH

BLACK KITTY !!! JUST LIKE MY IRL CAT !!!

IRIS 🖤🖤🖤

AHH THIS WAS SO WORTH THE $85.00

CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT

anyways i wonder why Living World! Max hasn't been home in days

AHHHHH KITTY :) FEED THE BABY MAXINE.

also how is that guitar here. isn't it like incredibly destroyed from the storm

"Grief flings open all the doors we thought we'd shut forever" okayyyy lucas i see u

OH ?? MULTI-UNIVERSE MURDER??

great job max. glad we stayed calm😭😭

i've been repeating this line for over a week now ngl

"it-it's photoshop !😰😰 a deepfake🧐 idunno!!! 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️"

i miss the ads at the end of the episodes soo badly its not even funny

And that was it! alot more glitching in episode 2, but overall it was still hella fun (and the CAT. OH MY GOD !!)

I won't be able to play the new chapters until Wednesday at LEAST bc i'm hella busy but I wanted to get this out for my adoring fans (2 mutuals who like the posts i make)