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guys hey guys wake up magical girl fugo is here second post of the day guys hello magical girl fugo is here guys i am going insane
i am fighting against my sanity rn how did i pump out two drawings in like an hour. at 3 am.
close ups w better quality are under cut 😔
#MAGICAL GIRL FUGO!1!!!!!#<- dw guys he dont bite#pocket sized purple haze my beloved <3#<- he woke you up bc he wants chocolate milk#i am totally normal about them#umm so did i cook w this one#anatomy started anatomying ig#why is my art style so inconsistent.#actual insanity please help me#pannacotta fugo#purple haze#jjba#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo's bizarre adventure#traditional art#magical girl
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LOVEPOTIONS. f4ck me pl1z d0nt st0p !
• • • MDNI, chuuya, dazai x bimbo!reader.
warning: hardcore sex, 3some, double penetration, degradation kink, corruption kink, bondage, breeding, brat taming, nipple play, spanking, not proofread. i apologize if it seems rushed i didnt know what i was doing (TvT)a (and im lazy ass hell i think its obvious enough☹️ writers block goes vroom vroom) kinktober thing
update: i am making a dazai x reader fic guys dw its in my notes because i hate my writing when i write on tumblr and i will disappear for another 2 months again dont flop plz plz🙏 (here’s the warning for the dazai fic im writing)
Another brash ‘slap!’ landed on your ass.
You wail profoundly, tears slipping of the corner of your blurry vision clouded with reminiscent fogs shielding your sight. “Tsk, thought you could get away with this huh?” Chuuya’s big cock stretches your puffy pussy as his hips relentlessly snaps on the fat flesh of your ass, poorly brimmed with prominent red marks biting at your skin. Dazai merely hums under you, nimble hands shoved inside of your tight little asshole, drenching with slicks of cum.
“Feel good, baby?” Dazai’s tongue stripes up on your neck while hot sweat trickles off your forehead. “Wahh!!—mnn! meaaann!” You furiously cry out. Your senses reeled with overwhelming touches running throughout your body, your lungs were flowery—air cruelly ripped out of you. Chuuya pounds even more harshly on your pussy whilst his beefy hands claw at your waist.
“That’s—plap!—what you get for being such a brat-“ He groans while Dazai pumps his fingers in n’ out of you at such a disdaining pace, his thumb mercilessly flicking at your bud while his four fingers were wallowed in your greedy cunt.
“Fufuu! Stooop! H-eeeekk!! ‘samuuu- chuu’ “ You hiccup, your tongue lolled out as you were strained to even speak, your moans fanning out in stuttery noises as your body was racked back n’ forth like some ragdoll by Chuuya unbelievably thrusting behind you. “Ughnnn… Fuck, slut. Keep tightening around me, yeah? yeahhh- fuck..” Chuuya growls, Dazai slips his hands out of your pussy causing you to gasp in a portion of relief until his cock was already buried deep inside of you, repeatedly hitting your g-spot over n’ over again.
“You feel s’ good, ‘donna- mnn? you gonna pass out? slap! poor baby..” You yelp at the outrageous smack on your ass, your legs were so pushed up to your chest. You felt a knot pooling in your tummy while their cocks made a bulge on your stomach. “ ‘m clooooseeee!! ‘m closee!” You sob, their paces quickening in an instant. Dazai pulls at your hair revealing more exposure of your neck. His head hiding in your neck while strands of his hair prods at your skin. Chuuya’s ponytail was left untied, fallen beside his shoulder.
You were trembling uncontrollably as you were crashed by their releases filling you up in a sudden, causing you to scream out while your eyes roll back to your head. You were so pumped full by their sticky release, you were desperately overspilling. Chuuya pulls out with a pop, whilst Dazai’s cock nestled in your battered pussy. Chuuya rolls over onto the crinkled sheets as no one bothered to clean up.
You were too tired anyways.
#bsd x reader#bsd x you#bungou stray dogs x reader#dazai x reader#dazai x you#bsd smut#soukoku smut#chuuya x you#chuuya x reader#dazai smut#chuuya smut#dazai x y/n#chuuya x y/n
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☆ random obey me headcanons part 2!
asmodeus, levi and barbatos ♡
part one (lucifer, mammon and simeon)
part three (beelzebub, belphegor, solomon)
part four (satan and diavolo)
cw: some small nsfw on asmo's part :p
small note: thank you so much for the likes and reblogs! i never expected such a large majority of people to enjoy my content so it's very dear to me. once again, thank you!
☆ asmodeus:
- kinda bad at cooking. his way of slicing and dicing vegetables is very mediocre if not clumsy looking. there are days where his cooking is acceptable and days where it's to seasoned or too bland (always convinces himself its good tho and posts it on his devilgram)
- though he's kinda bad at cooking, his baking skills are okay! his favorite pastry to make are cookies because he can design them the most.
- "ofcourse mc! you'll always be the first one to try my desserts! unless you want to taste something else?~ ♡"
- he has a collection of sanrios, hironos and sonny angels in his room. ESPECIALLY sonny angels. crazy thing is he always gets them for free from his fans and its always the limited edition ones
- he really enjoys watching old movies from the human world especially the romcoms. mean girls, notting hill, pitch perfect. he will pester you to rewatch it with him even though you guys have seen it multiple times already.
- he keeps a small jewelry box in his room but instead of jewelry its full of pics of you and him and the gifts you give him. theres some pics in there where the other brothers were cut or crossed out so it'll be just you and him lmfao
- he is a yandere and i stand by this. it's not as obvious but if he's really into you he'll constantly mark you with his scent and the stuff he wears. he'll leave a hickey or a bite mark if you're lucky ;)
- the type of guy to only bring a purse to school. if you ask for a pencil the bitch is gonna open his bag and say "oopsie! i only brought my makeup pouch and mirror today. sorry babe!"
- has his own private concert in showers every goddamn day
- he'll either fangirl with you about celebrities or he'll get extremely jealous because you're simping for someone else.
☆ levi:
- sometimes his ass crack will be on display when he's sitting down on the floor
- wears booty shorts religiously. sometimes he'll casually just walk out his room wearing a hoodie and booty shorts with prints on it
- has a tumblr account where he posts a bunch of hc, drabbles and other shit and until now no one knows its him
- had an amino and discord phase where he always roleplayed with other people. till this day it haunts him at night
- he livestreams twice a week on twitch and has been scolded by lucifer on stream once. there was also a time where mammon barged in his room half naked and suddenly all the views went up 10x
- trolls on roblox like it's a 9 to 5 job
- every once in a while he'll stay in lucifers room while lucifer is doing paperwork. he'll just lay down on his bed, watch and play games and even fall asleep
- makes his own persona in every fandom he gets into and writes very detailed backstories (dw levi, same)
- only reads "x reader" fics for obvious reasons
- went insane because human world games and animes are better than the ones in devildom. dont get me started about aot. (his favorite is levi ackerman obvi)
☆ barbatos:
- wishes he could get piercings but since he's the demon prince's butler he obviously can't
- started tweakin when you said some humans keep rats and bugs as pets. like he stopped polishing some plates and looked at you like you just dog shitted diavolo's name
- really enjoys your spotify playlist filled with metalhead and grunge songs. he really likes slipknot
- likes to order those cute, fancy tea sets when he has the time. when you gifted him tea leaves and a limited edition teapot set his love for you sky rocketed.
- gets annoyed when solomon manspreads
- has a really good voice when he sings. he used to sing diavolo lullabies when his father would get angry at him
- scrolls through levi and mammon's post for educational purposes cuz he wants to learn slangs just incase diavolo asks him what a specific word means
- "barbatos, what does 'runnin from da opps' mean?"
- "my lord, 'runnin from da opps' is a slang made by the new generation. it means fleeing from your haters."
- loves to tailor and iron his bed sheets so he can have a peaceful rest after a long day of non stop errands.
#obey me shall we date#obey me#om! shall we date#om! swd#obey me barbatos#om! barbatos#barbatos x reader#barbatos obey me#obey me asmodeus#asmodeus obey me#asmodeus x reader#om! asmodeus#obey me leviathan#leviathan obey me#levi x reader#om! leviathan#leviathan x reader#om! x reader#obey me headcanons#om! headcanons
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have you ever made a fanfic of the reader being a dom to people who are least expected to be a sub, example is dottore since people think he's a dom or even zhongli?
NO IVE ACTUALLY NOT REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS?? well i have but never acted on such deed (no shame in the sinning game)
I had lots of fun with this! ive never written for some of these characters before so this was a challenge :) PLEASE TELL ME IF YALL WANT A FEMALE VERSION, THERE ARE SO MANY DOMMY MOMMY CHARACTERS I COULD WRITE ABT
also,,, should i do this with very sub/switch genshin men, except them being dom to the reader instead?? like for example kaeya, tighnari, xiao, childe, scara YES SCARA IS A FUCKING SWITCH DONT EVEN ARUGE WITH ME
idk y’all should let me know anyways here’s your guys’ meal of men tonight
dom reader x genshin men hcs & scenarios (ft. dottore, zhongli, cyno, alhaitham, diluc, dain, ayato)
warning(s): LOTS of nsfw,,, actually mainly that tbh LMFAO
Dottore
at first, he'd only let you toy w/ him cuz he thought it was cute and he could easily tease you about it later
but shocker... you actually end up flustering him in the process. dummy fooled himself tbh
actually he was quite surprised that you were able to suade him with your words and body language
"Oh, doctor... don't keep me waiting...!" you'd moan and cry, grab his shirt collar and yank him to your lips, teasing his throat with your thumb and giving his body glances
made his little act crack SO fast
you'd easily get some neck kisses in while he's dazed, his flustered face staring ahead as his hands hesitate to wrap around your pretty hips
bro is high key into biting?? like definitely would allow you to squeeze a hickey or 2 in
oh, youre a big sweet talker?? good, use that to your advantage cuz you could REALLY tease this harbinger through facial expressions and super good fucking persuasive language
^^the tone of your voice... mhm that's what makes him crack
his throat between your fingers and a smirk on your lips as you kiss the tall, flustered man. literally he doesnt know what to do LMAO
HE'D COVER IT UP TOO LMAO CUZ BEING VULNUERABLE IS TOO EMBARASSING FOR THIS DICK FACE
every time you try to bring it up he'd instantly deny his reaction
^^"I was not flustered. I was just allowing you to have some fun."
dw doctor daddy, we all know ur a fucking dirty lier
call him a good boy, see what he does
Zhongli
yeah so- this man probably folds so easily over you
spoiling this big baby with kisses will result in his blushing mess of a face. trust me.
"My dear Zhongli, hush. Please let me do this for you."
^^barely takes any begging from your part. he'd allow you to spoil him any day
secretly just loves it but shh you dont know that <3
every kiss and peck and hhhhh will just make his blush grow
bonus points if you include inappropriate touching
"im the geo archon" this, "im rex lapis" that...... but how about we talk about his moans when you pull his fucking hair?
(or the crack in his voice when he's begging you to do the nasty w/ him)
^^ or his whimpers when you give him hickies?? he'd ABSOLUTELY be into marking, and you cant change my whore ass mind
stop cuz when you fluster him he instantly becomes so submissive its literally so funny
he would literally convince you with his fucking noises HES SO VOCAL JUST LIKE ITTO
(actually now that i think about it, the only geo character that wouldnt be vocal would be albedo? god hes so fucking hot i need to write for him soon
you being all cute n shit is enough for his breath to be taken away. hes so so in love w/ you hhhhhhhhhh
Cyno
cyno is literally so fucking daddy he makes me-
your actions would fluster him. i dont think he'd ever admit it, or be super vocal about liking it, but he'll never try to stop you (cyno is such a manwhore i'd fuck him so fast yall dont even try me)
yall ever thought about cyno's STRONG love for riding? no? hahah,,,.............
well i fucking have.
^^he would just lay back and let you ride him omfg me next pls
^^...perhaps small thumb rubs into the side of your thigh to encourage you to keep going. only if youre lucky ofc gotta be grateful
"Ah, Cyno... gonna be a good boy for me and let me f-fuck you? Hm, mm?"
phew the reader is kinda hot idk, kinda want them to dominate me instead of cyno
OMG STOP THIS ISNT NSFW OR ANYTHING BUT HE'D GET SO FLUSTERED N HAPPY IF YOU LAUGH AT HIS SHITTY FUCKING JOKES. HE'D BLUSH AND GET ALL NERVOUS AND HAPPY HELP
(this is random, has nothing to do with the fucking hcs, but yall seen that tighnari x cyno nsfw drawing on twitter where kaveh spends the night w/ them and tighnari is riding cynos dick with kaveh trying to sleep next to them? and kaveh is like "i wanna go home..." no? just me? k.)
would probably get flustered if you two are making out and you use tongue. idk cynos a little silly. definitely weird ass would let you spit and lick all over him and he’d thank you, what a manwhore
Alhaitham
who wouldve ever imagined a submissive haitham? not me for sure
he'd literally gasp when youre being dominant and teasing his pretty cock
chokes on his words. he'd probably let you choke him with a necklace, collar, or just something around his neck that you could pull
oh you thought i was joking? no.
"be a good boy, now, Haitham. only good boys get rewards. Do you think you deserve it?"
^^as you’re pulling the bidings against his neck
ok personally alhaitham isnt my type, but if ur taking submissive alhaitham...?... i may. MAY. SLIGHTLY jog for him
jokes on him, you'd get a such a rise and pleasure from his submissive ass
unfortunately... we have yet another victim of the big tiddy game. he'd totally want you to touch all over his man titties
^^not even just the boobs, he turns into an absolute slut when you praise his body
trace your fingers all over his abs and watch him get off so fast LMAO
when i die, i hope i dont get to the gates of heaven and get dragged down to hell cuz i like writing about silly little submissive men getting hard
I FEEL LIKE HE ALSO JUST WOULDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO?? SO WHILE YOURE DOING YOUR THING N SHIT HE’D KINDA JUST STARE AT YOU? flustered haitham at a loss for words, how cute 💔💔
hear me out hear me out. he’d praise you sm but in like a “please keep going im gonna cum” submissive type of way? you know what i mean?
ngh imagine his face getting all pathetic and weak god ngh im no slut for alhaitham but god
Diluc
I LOVE YOU DILUC, PLEASE LET ME CALL YOU MY GOOD BOY AND MY DARKNIGHT HERO AND ALL THAT CORNY SHIT
anyways
i rarely see any sub diluc fics i need to fix that soon BUT ANYWAYS
when hes being bossed around by you he'd become such a whore but in such a respectful way
HE'D ABSOLUTELY SAY "yes sir/ma'am" when youre the dom GOODDDKDKDD
he' take your wrists whilst he’s on his knees, staring up at you, waiting patiently for you to command him
im drooling as im writing these for diluc btw btw
he's not really used to such attitude but he wont question it in the moment CUZ HE LOVES THE ATTENTION
hear me out, HEAR ME OUT.
^^^ ….ive always headcanoned this, but diluc is definitely NOT a dirty talker (i strongly believe this fight me) or tbh i don’t think he’s that good of a talker during sex either way
^^^ but hear me out. imagine he’s like fucking you, but your fingers are holding the back of his ponytail to keep his face jerked forward, where your lips are just touching his ear lobe while you praise him and whisper sweet nothings into his ear?
ARE YOU FUCKING LISTENING ARE YOU HEARING ME OUT, DONT TELL ME HE WOULDNT FOLD AND GET FLUSTERED FROM PRAISE
“Mmm, oh s-so good for me! Keep it going, ahh, just like that. That’s my Diluc.”
drooling sweating crying sobbing and
i think he’d totally be down bad for some soft dom… like you praising him, commanding him and being rough with him, but at the same time so lovingly and gently?? yes pls hes totally down
Dainsleif
y’all dain simps are some other type of down bad fr (that’s a good thing i promise)
absolutely another victim of loving riding. absolutely. HE’D BE A BOTTOM SO FAST IF THAT MEANT HE WAS ABOUT TO BE RODE FR
dain would whimper. im literally so right
this has nothing to do with him being submissive but why the hell would he sweat so fucking much during sex? idk i love dain but he looks so musty IM SORRY IT HAD TO BE SAID
not trying to dain slander im sorry im just nervous ive never written for him b4💔💔
call him a bad boy and naughty and tease him just a bit and he’ll fold
honestly i think teasing him just would make him so antsy, so on edge, so desperate and impatient, he would just get all whiney and flustered and such a manwhore
HES THE FUCKING DEFINITION OF MANWHORE LETS BE HONEST HERE
push him against the mattress, maybe even yank his hair a little and tell him he’s a piece of shit that needs to beg for attention and to be kissed by your gorgeous lips
stop if you gave him a blowjob and tease him until he can’t take it just imagine tears staining his cheeks while he’s begging you to give him a break
HE WOULD CALL YOU MOMMY/DADDY. HE ABSOLUTELY WOULD YOU LITERALLY CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND IDFC
he’d curse from overstimulation, prolly screaming “shit” 80 million times and “fuck” every time you chuckle or smirk at his desperate ass
“Oh, you want me to stop? When you begged and pleaded me to touch you badly, Dain?”
^^ i can imagine you listened and stopped, but then he’d get sad and beg for it again LMAO
such a mess for you and wouldn’t try hiding it tbh
Ayato
okay im actually so excited to write for him, ive never written for ayato but i’m not really into ayato im sorry guys (i like his sister though)
It kinda startled him a bit when your fingers grazed his chest and you pinned him against a wall—
would actually kinda fight it at first?? but he also wouldn’t after a while cuz he looks down on everybody and thinks he’s better than everybody else LMFAO live laugh love ayato
anyways,,, when you’ve got him between your fingertips, instantly you become royalty to him.
you are called either ma’am/sir, or you’re called my lady/prince/your majesty
^^or some shit like that idfk ayato’s fucking wild as hell
hear me out… ayato’s absolutely, 100%, definitely, into sucking your fingers
just imagine you’re going to town on his dick and you shove your fingers down his throat to make him stop crying so fucking loud
god and he’s totally into it pls— sucking on your fingers so good so that he’s quiet just for you🙏
“Hush up, Ayato. You don’t want Thoma to hear you when you’re this vulnerable to me, do you?”
bro would gag and cry and grip your body and and
he’d so rough, dirty, submissive, but just like diluc, in a respectful way
imagine brushing your thumb on his beauty marks and the little moles he has— his heart would skip a beat
dw, you and ayato wouldn’t have to worry abt bothering anybody cuz im fucking thoma in the next room
#dottore#genshin impact#genshin x reader#genshin fluff#genshin fanfic#genshin smut#genshin impact smut#cyno#cyno genshin impact#zhongli#zhongli x reader#alhaitham#al haitam x reader#diluc x reader#diluc#dainsleif#dainsleif x reader#ayato#ayato x reader#dottore x reader#genshin headcanons#genshin hcs#genshin imagines#genshin
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I know your probably tired of my stuff lol, but in regards to the idea about like cuticle biting and stuff, could I make that more specific? If you dont feel like adding more to your workload, bc I know I'm not the only one who requests stuff, dont worry about this!
I was just researching and found and actual name for it; Dermatophagia. It's a disorder usually connected to OCD. I just felt it better explained what I was trying to talk about! And it describes my problem better too.
Again if you dont want to get that detailed, dont worry! I dont mind lol
Drink water, and have a good day/night!!
"No Biting"
Hey mootie! You literally are the only person requesting rn, so dw!!! Also this is pretty similar to something I struggle with, although my symptoms line up closer with Dermatillomania, so I totally get where you're coming from, compulsions suck-
Alphonse
The first time he sees you chewing at your cuticles he just raises an eyebrow
When you mention that it's a bad habit of yours, he asks if you want his help. He'd like to help you kick it if he can, but if you want him to back off, he does
Whenever he notices you chewing at your nails, he just takes your hand, a subtle way of saying "Don't do that"
Tries getting you chewlery, or your favorite candies. Something you can chew safely without making yourself bleed-
All in all, a very helpful lil guy!!
Seth
He didn't actually notice it was a problem until your hands started bleeding
He asked if you'd gotten hurt and you had to sheepishly admit that this was just something that happened sometimes
He got very visibly upset over your resignation to it.
Whenever you do it in front of him, he takes your hand, gives it a little squeeze, and helps you redirect your focus onto something more productive and less harmful.
Also invests in Chewlery, but understands that it isn't the same thing and might not be helpful-
Auron
Following the "untimely death" of his father, this was actually something he struggled with too. He gets it, albeit it was more of a nervous habit for him.
So takes it upon himself to help you out.
Firstly, he bandages up your hands with wraps and neosporin. Human mouths are filthy and full of bacteria that shouldn't get in you blood stream.
Secondly, he gets you seeing a counselor. Don't argue with him. If you want any chance of kicking your habit, you need to treat it at the source.
Thirdly, once you made some progress with your therapist and your hands have started healing, he pays for an expensive manicure. You're less likely to relapse if your hands look this pretty, right? And besides, once your hands are safe the spa ladies can safely push your cuticles back.
He's big on treating the problem at its source, and he's always there to be your shoulder to lean on.
#yuurivoice#bittersweet#yuurivoice alphonse#yuurivoice seth#yuurivoice auron#my writing#dermatillomania#dermatophagia
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✨What I think you act like based on your favorite twst dorm✨
(This is all for shits and giggles people. None of this is meant to be taken seriously it’s just my opinion.)
✧⋄⋆⋅⋆⋄✧⋄⋆⋅⋆⋄✧
Heartslabyl
You either simp for riddle, Or kin him. No in between
You’re a pretty upbeat and cheerful person
You’re really cheerful and yet are also pretty shy and don’t talk to a lot of people, you have good friends though!
Okay I get it you like riddle 🥲 (god damn 😭)
50/50 y’all can bake (teach meeeeee)
Y’all can be pretty weird sometimes (dw me too 😌)
How them mommy issues workin out for ya? 😀
Ayo…any..any deuce kinnies looking for an ace kin wanna hmu 👀🤙 (jk jk…unless 👀 we can be friends 👉👈)
I’ll take a trey kinnie too (he says in riddle and cater kin ☺️🫶)
Savanaclaw
Either Leona simps,Stans, or kins
Where tf are all the jack ppl?!
Y’all think ruggie is a skrunkly and you love him to bits
#stanbrokehyenaboi
Y’all are the more cool laidback type (funny considering the amount of jocks in the dorm)
Very knowledgeable and wise about things, I like that about you guys!
You guys are also pretty funny, I like y’all!
Octavinell
you Kin azul. No questions.(Me too, bestie. me too.)
I love you guys, y’all are like SUPER chill.
You either have at least some knowledge of a random sea creature or have an interest in marine biology
How many of you ship JadeAzul? Because I’m sensing a good majority
Jade fans y'all in there too.
I NEED THE FLOYD FANS/STANS/ AND ESPECIALLY THE KINNIES TO STOP COMMENTING ON MY HEIGHT ����🤚
I like y’all, you’re really laidback yet funny as shit
Some of the octavinell fans need to calm tf down (they are Minors 😨!!)
Wut you planning 🤨
Y’all be weird as shit sometimes (love it tho 🫶)
Show me ur art 👀
If you kin Floyd I as a riddle kin automatically fear you /j
Any jade kins wanna talk? (*poses in azul kin*😎👌)
Scarabia
I love y’all too! You guys are so fun to chat with
Y’all are the deep thinking type or the impulsive idea type
Jamil or Kalim. pick one, and you can’t say both. 😡
Y’all can sometimes be a lil unhinged I will admit-
How many Jamil apologists and defenders y’all got up in there? 🤭
#letkalimbesad fr
Where my fellow Kalim kin’s at!? (Dm meeee I wanna be friendsss 😚✌️)
…I’m also a Jamil kin too,,,(but more of a Kalim kin ☺️)
YOU GUYS COME UP WITH SOME OF THE COOLEST SHIT ISTG.
Pomfiore
WHERE TF MY POMFIORE PPL AT!?
I barely see y’all wtf 😨 (I Have literally never met a pomforie fan in my life so all of this is from observation)
You like vil. That’s all ima say.
YA’LL ROOK FANS BE WILDIN SOMETIMES LIKE GOD DAMN.
Yeehaw boy fans stand up.
You definitely have a cute looking artstyle. It’s cute but is hella well detailed.
Ignhyde
be my friend pls 🥹🙏
Y’all smart
You guys are so sweet
Can you share some of ur snacks pls 👀🤲 (I know you got a snack hoard.)
How many plushies you got🤨?
Y’all either actually like gaming, drawing. Or both (Mainly drawing tho.)
I’m assigning all the idia fans the song “Emo Boy” by Ayesha erotica (I do not support her) and you can’t tell me I’m wrong. BECAUSE I KNOW HOW SOME OF YA’LL BE ACTIN 🤨
Ortho fans where 🤔 (no I don’t mean simps*nastyass-* I mean people that genuinely like ortho’s character)
Diasomnia
y’all shy or really chill and barely talk to people and yet are some of the most interesting people to talk with
I don’t see a lot of you! Where y’all at?!
You either like malleus a lil too much or Lilia No in between.
Sliver Stan’s idk where y’all at 😟
Baul and general lilia fans STAND UP. I SEE YOU HIDING IN THE BACK OVER THERE. NO NO NO NO DONT YOU TRY TO RUN AWAY 😡
You. Nice, Amazing, Beautiful, Talented Human Being. Gimme a hug 🫂
I can be the Kalim to your silver *lip bites* /j
#twisted wonderland#twst#disney twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#disney twst#twst drabble#twst funny#twst crack#twst incorrect quotes#idk what im doing#twst heartslabyul#twst octavinelle#diasomnia#twst savanaclaw#twst scarabia#twst scenarios#twst ignihyde#twst writing#i made this at like 3 am#i need sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep#crack humor#twst meme#twisted wonderland shitpost#twst shenanigans#twst shitpost
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So I just got out of the dentist and I was thinking of something random after getting my cavities filled
How would all the characters in the au react to getting a procedure done at the dentist (it feels weird IM SORRY ABOUT THE QUESTIONS ONCE MORE THIS AU IS TOP TIER FAVORITE AU)
AAAHHH THANK U SO MUCH >.<!!! AND DW SEND ME WHATEVER IDC!
OK LETS DO THIS!! HOW WOULD THEY REACT TO THE DENTIST!?!?
This sort of turned into more of a rant about their teeth then how they act at the dentist..
(Obligatory AU masterpost link)
Eddie - simple. Eddie doesn’t go to the dentist. Mf does not take care of himself, he doesn’t wanna hear some guy tell him to brush his teeth dont tell him what to do >:(
Frank - terrified of the dentist. Crying n shaking he doesn’t wanna be there :( theres no dentist related/teeth trauma with him??? If thats a category, so theres no like trauma related reason for him to be scared if you were curious.
Julie - shes perfect in every way she doesn’t care. She does have monster sharp teeth, so if the dentist makes a comment she’ll bite their hand off. She is a perfect girlboss.
Sally - also doesnt go to the dentist. Lets be real, her teeth are fucked. Cocaine literally causes so much teeth grinding and jaw clenching it has its own term. It’s called Coke Jaw.
Poppy - poppy does not have teeth.. is there a beak specialist? Do you have to brush ur beak..?
Barnaby - perfect dog toothers :D he knows its all standard stuff and knows what they’re doing, brushes twice a day n flosses hes got perfect toothers heheheh
Howdy - i love drawing Howdy’s teeth. Thats weird probably but ohmygod hes got little fangs and bottom ones n heheheh >:D anyway hed probably complain about going to the dentist, he’s like aughhhh i dont wanna spend money on this shiiitittttttt
Wally also doesnt have teeth
#welcome home#welcome home opposite au#welcome home au#eddie dear#frank frankly#sally starlet#howdy pillar#julie joyful#barnaby b beagle#poppy partridge#poppy ‘ma’ partridge#Wally darling#thanks for the serotonin!
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TELL ME ALLL ABOUT MARGARET
OK HUEHEH
her regular design is a margherrita and pepperoni pizza roll (you can find this design on my profile..somewhere) and she was created by accident in a lab located in pennsylvania. long story short, two of the lab's employees were eating lunch next to the cloning vats that were still in the workings, they accidentally drop their food there aaand wow boom margarett and her "sister" were created, w humanoid ish features bc the vat took some of the dna from the employee who was holding the her yk (that's why she has a bite on her head, she was bitten by one of the employees before becoming alive)
all these facts Imma say are applied to both the designs, as a regular and as a gijinka, is the same story for both so dw.
she's rlly chill, has a nice relationship w almost everyone she meets bc of that, she's rlly sweet specially w shake, but she can also be pretty assertive when she needs to, also specially w shake.
she's a stoner lol she has a hello kitty bong and frequently smokes w shake.
margarett is often losing jobs and finding new ones, also never having a stable routine, so she has the responsability to find a job, but not to mantain one lmao
her fellow creation/sister is called popcarmen, who doesn't like shake that much since he's whiny, annoying, stupid, lazy, messy....I could go on all day.
margarett had a lot of relationships w a ton of people (fun fact shes pan) before meeting shake, but she never actually wanted something serious or commitment, it was all for fun and games yk, specially bc no one actually wanted commitment w her, so she never knew what it was actually like, until she met shake ofc, clingy the way he is he prolly asked her to marry him in like the first week of knowing her lol. Took her some time to finally be his girlfriend officially, but now they're happy in a commited relationship, but still they don't think ab future, getting married and having children, they just love each other and thats it yk..
she's rlly lazy and messy, she lives in an appartment w popcarmen and she hates how destroyed margarett's room looks lol. She also has the habit of leaving junk food around the house, which pisses of popcarmen even more. And ofc, her habit is worse when shake is around, since they usually smoke together, watch movies and eat junk food, then they sleep and dont clean their mess most of the time.
margarett is rlly stupid (not as much as shake tho) and slow, so when shake tells her a joke she usually doesn't get it for HOURS, until when she finally gets it she laughs wherever she is, frequently startling ppl around her loll.
shes also pretty impulsive and can say stuff she regrets right after, she doesn't think too much before she acts.
margarett is rlly scared of being lonely and having the same feeling she felt when she was all alone in the lab when she first woke up from being created, shes rlly scared of losing ppl the loves.
most of the time she denies being wrong, not bc she knows shes wrong but doesnt admit it, but bc she ACTUALLY think shes right cus she dummmmb
she has a plutonian friend called jarvis, he helped her and her sister when they escaped from the lab. He owns a bar located in pennsylvania
hmmm theres prolly some more stuff but I cant remember it rn.. SOOO HERE U GO hope u guys like her as much as I do ^.^ AND SRRY if any of those are confusing to read, wrote this all pretty fast lol
#athf#aqua teen hunger force#athf oc#aqua teen hunger force oc#oc#ocs#oc x canon#asks#ask#answered#questions#my ocs
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im in a new era of crimsonoak aus so here’s me blabbering a lot abt swap crimsonoak
☾ this is kinda more of a role-swap but yeah
☾ first off, swap daisy is a beeg tall buff woman no questions asked. (two built people in a relationship what more could you ask for <3)
☾ since daisy is now the taller one here, she now gets to make the shortie jokes on steven as silly revenge
☾ also LOVES to make steven all blushy (because beeg women makes him drop down to his knees and start praying /idk what tone tag to use so uhhh /pos)
☾ itd be funny if steven can somehow still be able to lift up daisy after getting bigger, imagine him carrying daisy like a princess and she gets rlly embarrassed xD
☾ remember the were(animal) steven phase we had? yeah, lets double that up and make daisy an unreasonably fluffy bat. or spider or snake or just any animal that can inject stuff from their body
☾ or something cool like a tiger idk
☾ (after that first hc for swap crimsonoak i kinda see swap daisy as a reverse vampire now)
☾ SPEAKING OF BAT DAISY, imagine her trying to hug steven into hanging upside down with her (poor guy)
☾ Creature Daisy is more gentle than Creature Steven but its not by a longshot, she has that Animal Brain Instinct thing on her head sometimes
☾ so what if daisy bites MORE than steven :) (role)swapped steven would have bite marks all over his body, especially his arms (dw hes obviously fine)
☾ oh yeah and mantiddie bites also. ofc why wouldnt daisy doesn’t bite stevens tiddies 😁
☾ in return steven will give daisy A LOT of kisses :3 (daisy would be shaking a lot of the time :33)
☾ they paint nails together whenever they feel fancy today do not ask why
☾ daisy meows as well do not ask why abt this either
☾ this image but its daisy and steven
☾ creature daisy has HORRIBLE scoliosis so she lets steven massage her back sometimes <3
☾ “daisy i can protect and take care of myself you dont need to follow me 24/7-”
☾ “but hubby :.(”
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Zombie!Wally! Dont worry! He doesnt bite 🐛
"eat your brain? Why would i do such thing neighbor?"
I dont have that much story/backstory for him right now but i still really wanted to share this fun idea i had!
• Content warning about me info dumping silly things about him /j (+ puppet zombie!wally drawing) ⬇️
• Maybe something i can tell you guys about is that his bite cant/wont turn other people into zombies 🐛
• he doesnt/cant feel a lot of pain! (due to most of his nervous system being dead or not working entirely) So dont worry about his exposed muscles or his hanging eye
• he loves to feel and/or hear the sound of the heartbeat since he doesnt have a heartbeat, he likes to put his hand on someones chest or rest his head in it to hear/feel it! (specially barnabys heartbeat!) I think it would kinda be like some sort of love language of his!
• he likes to eat meat! Sometimes raw sometimes cooked (dw, he still really loves apples + he can still eat them if he wanted to, he just kinda prefers to look at them more than eat them ^^)
• he loves warm things! Since his body is really cold he likes touching, holding or being with something or someone who is warm! A heating blanket for an example!
K enough info dumping for now 😭, anyways heres puppet zombie!wally! This au is mainly for the human version of wally but its totally okay to draw him as a puppet!
Hope you like it!! 🐛
#art#drawing#my art#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#welcome home project#welcome home fanart#welcome home wally#welcome home wally darling#wally darling#wally darling fanart#human wally darling#welcome home human#wally darling au#welcome home au#zombie wally au#btw im not sure if anyone else already made an au like this#but if someone already made an au where wally or the wh cast are zombies#I'm not copying/stealing anyone or anything!#+ keep in mind that this au is mainly for the human designs of the wh cast! Not the puppets!
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Stuff I have noticed watching ST season 4 for the 5th or something time:
(Or just my rekindling of opinions and feelings)
Lucas wasn't a back stabber, he sent Jason and the crew to El and Hops old cabin (me too busy just focusing on Lucas (he is babygirl✨️))
Eddie isn't present for like 2 episodes and that is just a big wow [also Erica, miss her :(]
That classic shot of Eddie at the d&d table is not him being a dramatic whore™, rolling dice, but actually congratulating Erica
Why is Erica wearing the flag? Like slay and also the American theme song is playing but like girl?????
Erica supports the gays ✨️ (She probably is a gay 🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸)
Angela still deserves that skate to the head [slayed !]
Murray is slay.
Still cant look at Robins outfit from the psych ward (sorry but yeah nah)
Alexei 😫
Jason is a leader but not a responsible or smart one, like he is hunting down a couple of 20 y/os and their half a dozen 14 y/o children??? And supporting his teammates to do the same (i didnt like him before but jeez dude)
also you can see his style of leadership of basketball and children hunting have some similarities sus
California Dreamin was played because ... *drumroll* THEY ARE IN CALIFORNIA!
The main group are the pick me girls of character developement (they dont develope like other characters~ they get desensitized and are used to death and gore *bites lip, tucks hair behind ear, giggles and pukes little*) but also geniuenly concerned for their sanity:
Argyle: Omg that dude dead, my 1st (?) death, the party is not here my dudes😔, wtf is happening, Ive never been through this, Im meant to deliver pizzas not dead bodies🍍🍍🍍
Byer boys + Mike: Oh my ✨️gawwdd✨️ Argyle get over it already ... like chop chop this agent died like 20 seconds ago move on !
(but they were in danger like Argyle indeed dude chop chop)
Does Yuri always just drug his coffee with sleepy pills? Like my guy thats not what coffee is meant to be used for, and the pills wouldve been low dosage cause unless Yuri is a maths wiz he wouldve been counting his mula for a while
Hop! Just dont have feet. At this point get rid of them! Get those 'orrid manky things outta 'ere!
The most horrific part of ST is not asshole Vecna and his gang, its just watching Hop get his feet dragged or him running around in the snow, no shoes, big cuts, the only thing keeping is feet on his body is Joyce, she is a super glue.
Vecna is more than just a piece of shit, hes the entire digestive system.
But him just targeting traumatised kids and touching them on the fore head, like: "Dw sweetie~ I'll fix you, shh is okay, you be nasty never again <3 Nurse Vecna will make you all better~ :)"
They are not nasty! They just been through some shit. Fuck you twerp
Freds visions with the funeral family giving ✨️Tisphone✨️ vibes ~♡
Early season 4 Mike is an asshole (dw it gets gayer *pats on head*)
Steve 🥰
Robin 😍
Nancy 😘
Eddie 🤩 (star fish boy)
Together united in harmony, they are the power Rangers💕💞✨️✨️
Dacre Montgomery (Billy) was in power Rangers (hes also aAussie which is just so oool)
Conspirewithme: #headcanons
Joyce could totally just go 1v1 brawl with the entirety of the upsidedown, Id pay to see it.
That guy who hired Robin and Steve who also worked at the arcade defo played d&d with Eddie at some point
I need to see El just have a giant therapy dog (think Perrito but Great Dame size)
Mike might be projecting Will onto El butttt he bi af, have you seen his cheekbones??? ( im watching a documentary on "Mike Gay????😱😱")
I am only up to the beggingin of episode 5, gods i hope this makes sense and im not accidently offending anyone
(Im a tag sl**)🐌
#bing bong#st4#stranger things#st eddie munson#jim hopper#joyce byers#byers boys#mike wheeler#eleven#eden my queen#robin stranger things#<3#tisiphone#hades game#vecna looks like a humans intestines tbh#what if he had hair????#wish he was just in maxs mums flannel top when he hugged Max#he would rock it#i miss that agent guy :(#i grew intensly attached to him in the few minutes he was on screen#giving parks n rec ron vibes#lol imagine#steve is like my favourite guy yet i see none of him here???#honestly resonating with high jonathan#kinning#lol#ive done my duolingo for the day but i did it in the morning so i am highly paranoid about Duo just coming out bc im not doing rn this min#said argyle and jonath#will byers is so gay#my boy is just ignored
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i am so sorry
Jack Harknes (jh): WHO?? WHERE IS HE LET ME AT HIM GRRRRRRRRR
me:AWOOP JUMPSCARE JEEZ U SCARED ME
jh:hah that's wat ianto said shen i first kissed him ahahahaha
me;GIRL HE WAS FULL UNCONCIOUS HE COULDNT FUCKIN DRINK TEAA BITCH
jh:well- i can exoplainn i was uh- cpr, he couldnt breath so yknow i did what i had to do.
me: ON THE LIPS??AFTER U KILLED HIS GF
jh:wellllllllllll its uh complicated?
anyways now hes gone TERRIFYING that show was TERRIFING AND weird? damn tw writers u guys were on smth
jh:terrifying?? say less... that reminds me of my ex ( ̄3 ̄)
me:╭ಠ_ಠ oh oh god. which one? do i waana knowww? no. i do not. i did not ask. nor care.
jh:wellll yknow how babies are made-?
me:no i actually dont, somehow u managed to get pregnant w them multiple times sooo enlighten me rn. (idc)
jh: well, yknow when ianto, when two people love each other veryyyy much
me:stick to u patience i mean ur story smth is wearing thin and i think its my nerves
jh:mhm😏anyways
me:GOD BITCH UR NOT THAT HOT IM NOT FLIRTING W U STOP FUCKING FLattering urself im literlly just hot and talking
jh:mhm sure. thats what they all say-
jh:anyways jh:when ianto iantoed his iantussy into the instatute i was like 'dayumm i wanna toot that fruit' if yknow what i mean.
jh: buuuut- it wasnt the right time so i retconned his memory instead :)
me: GIRL U PROBLEMATIC BABAYGRILL U CANNOT WIPE SOMEONES MEMORY JUST CAUSE U THINK THEYRE HOT AND WANT THEM TO WORK W U SO U CAN HAVE AN EXCUSE TO MAKE OUT W THEM IN AFTER HOURS (im looking at you - all torchwood staff cept the cool lesbians, but you YOU gwen and ianto im sorry u sweet sweet hot little victims at the hands of ur literal BOSS talk abt power play. not to mention the age gap... how old did jack harkness say he was anayway?? fuckin old creep i knew it. breaking up families (gwen n rhys wedding) one mpreg at a time (it was actually shapeshifting aliens?? wtf thats what they all say.)
jh: uh
jh: if u would let me get a word in
jh: so i was like
jh: well
jh: Ianto iantoed his lisa into his work (OUR) work (the institute) buried under the millenium centre and that ione fountain in cardiff
jh:i'm getting off topic
jh:anyways bro snuck his sneaky link (gf) into work (very bad and illegal) (shes a murdering half cyborg in a sexy suit, and shes homocidal n wants to convert everyone)
jh:gdamn she was hot. i mean i'm not into metal but i'd let her play w mine anytime ifykwim
me:ewww gross i did not need to know
jh:my metail... fillings? in my teeth? she can try to turn them into lil cyborg mice anytime😏
me:GIRL Y U SO H0RNY GO TO H0RNY JAIL NOWWWWW OUT
jh: well ianto lisaed his liasa (murderious sexy gf) into OUR work so i was like uh imma be a BAAAD bitch boy and go like blahh blah bleh blah lemme at hurt i wanna end this distruction (kill her?) idk i forget
jh: smth like 'i'm jealous of ur relation ship lemme innnnn@'
jh: I WANNA JOIN IN
jh:yeah ik im ur boss but likee
jh: yeah, whats ur point???
me:idc anymore finish the fuckin story PLEASE im suffering
jh:thwen i was like
jh:oopsie
jh: oh sorry but i k!lled ur ex btw :3
me:... what?
jh: i uh tend to do that rather alot...
jh:😅
jh:oopsie
jh:so
jh:im sorry i couldnt resist
jh:like i cant resist u (●'◡'●)
me:STFU jh:anyways hah
jh:you can always k!ll me next time ;3
jh:ifykyk 😏
me: YES IK
me:UNFORTUNATELY
me:TERRYFYINHG UR TERRIFYING "JAAAAAAAAAAACK" WHO TF LET JACK OUT OF HIS CAGE
jh: dw i dont bite, unless u want me too-
me:GTFO ME
jh: dw i dont bite
me:TW GET UR FUCKING DOG OFF ME
jh: i dont bit ;)
me:YES U FUCKIN DO
me: YOU MAY NOT D!E BUT U DO FUCKIN BITE- and kill everyone else
jh: that
jh:that was toooo far man
me:amiwrong
jh:well no-
me:exactly.
gwen:JAAAACK
gwen:finally found this stray
gwen:to jack where tf were you??
jh:uhhhhh- 'flirtying' w this hot smexy stranger
me:NO
me:that is NOT WHAT HAPPENED
gwen:dw hes like that with EVERYBODY
gwen:fuckin terrifying
gwen: he even tries it on w me
gwen; I even got the sweetest husband everywhere-
gwen: i- mean jack is FUCKING EVERYWHERE
gwen: even trying to stop my wedding smh
gwen: hes so fucking cute and hopeless
gwen: my gay bsf gwen: hes so cute w his bf aw
me; like you and owen?? or did i misunderstand
gwen: YOU TOLD U ABT OWN IM OVER THAT BITCH
gwen: FUCKIN MYSOGYINISTIC BITCH LYING SCHEMING MFER
gwen: TOXIC MASC OR SMTH LIKE THAT BITCH FLIRTED TOO MUCH AND ENDED UP FUCKING IN A WAR RING FIGHTING A POOR FREAKING WEEVIL
gwen: janet is a very peaceful creature, poor girl.
me:peaceful like sue? suzie? or is that a sore spot
gwen: WHO TOLD U ABT SUZIE IM OVER THAT B!TCH
me: uhhh idk
me:shes how u got ur job- rights ur her replacemnent or smth>?
gwen: someting like that.
gwen: what do you want to know.
Gwen: im part of a very special top secret government organisation of bisexuals so i cant share the state (of wales) secrets
me: mmhm mhm sure
me: and what about andy?
gwen: who?
me:yknoww
gwen: nah i dont thats a common name
me: ur bestie ... the cop bestie
gwen:ohhhh him
gwen: dw abt him we were childhood frinds
me:to lovers?
gwen: only in hisdreams ahahaha
me: is norton in his dreams too?
gwen:who?
me: youknow- norton -the gay posh twink in the past
me: he used to work for torchWOOD
me:fighting against nazis or smth like that
me: he was norton's sneaky link
Me: or the other way round i forget
gwen:wHOOO???
me: yes doctor who thats the show ur in
gwen: huh i actually dont know tf ur talking abt lemme call my bestie rq
gwen: ANDY ANDYYYYY DID U FUCK A DUDE
gwen: A DUD WITH A reads notes (the notes are a map a map of london) LONDON PLACENAME AS A NAME?? SMTH LIKE NORBERT
andy: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no?
gwen: NORBERTA?? NORTONIO
andy://??? who?
gwen: AHHH NORTON FOLGATE
andy: who tf names their child that
gwen: i could ask ur mum the name thing
andy: jeeez no need to be insensitive
gwen: stop playing dumb w me boy, jack does it far to fucking much and dont get me started on owen. ianto is bbygrl tho can sorry could do no wrong
andy:what happened to your frind ianto?
gwen: YOU DONT WANNA KNOOWWWWWW DONT ASK PLS ITS SENTITIVE
andy: alr babes andy: just like ur 'msrriage' with rhys
gwen: DONT INSULT MY MARRIAGE U DONT KNOW ANYTHING BOUT ME ANYWAYS MMHMMPH
andy:jeezz bloody hell sorry babes did a touvh a nevreve sweetheart?
gwen: NOT SWEETHEART G W N G.W.E.N. ONE SYLLABLE
andy: right fine sure, why tf u so shirty gwen: IM NOT SHIRTY UR SHIRTY ITS JUST what idk im reminded of my ex...
andy:jack?
GWEN; DONT BRING THAT FUCKING BITCH MFING BITCH BOY INTO THIS
andy: damn i thought he was ur boss- guess i touched a nerve there
gwen: guess you could say that..,,,,
gwen: was actually gonn say owen but yknow...
andy:WHOO????
andy: youve been with rhys for how long???
gwen: a loooooooooong time, look dont ask what u dont wanna know.
andy: babes if i knew u was available i woulda slid into ya dms if yknow what i mean 😏😏😏
Gwrn:GROSSS!!!! ewwwwwww MEN
gwen: YOU SOUND JUST LIKE JAVCK
andy: KNEW IT ur not over ur ex are u
andy: ur in a lavender marriage to cover up you 'REAL' relationships but i guess im not included in your FAT secret
gwen: WHT DID UJUSTCALLMYNHUSBANDSHESNOTFATHESJUSTBIGBONEDILOVETHATSWEETTENDERCUDDLYTEDDYBEARWELSHBOY YOU DONT KNOW ME BITCHHHHHHHHH ANDY FUCKING SKINNY STICK STREAK OF PISS WELSH BOOY U DONT EVEN HAVE MUSCLES
andy: i dont see ur point- rhys doesnt even have muscles either- its all f-
gwen: IRRELEVANT
gwen:DONT TALK ABT WHAT U DONT KNOW
andy: yourlove life? girl wereve been knowing each other since we were kiddies
andy: i had no choice but to listen to your lovelife MY WHOLE EFFING LIFE
gwen:......
andy: not my fault a USEd to have a crush on you-
gwen: YOU USED TO HAVE A CRUSH ON MEEE?????? EWWWWW WTF WEIRDO WHY TF ARE MEN SO WEIRD IMIGHT TURN LESBIAN
ansdy: AHA
andy: KNEW ITTT
gwen: SHUT UP IM NOT
gwen: NOT A LESBIAN or A CHEATER
andy: and im not weldsh haha sureeeeeeee
gwen:STFU
gwen: SOOOO NORTON sexy old streetname guy from the past
andy: hes not gayyyy
andy: he just found me sexy so he erased my emmemory-....
gwen: yiked sounds like you were... a victim im sorry bro
andy: nah its chill he was HYATTT GYATTT damnnn
gwen:????? i thought u said u didnt know him,,,,,
andy: i dont just like you dont know what happened to owen. or tosh. or ianto
gwen: DONT TALK ABT MY DEAD COWORKERS LIKE THAT DOENT DISRESPECT THEIR LIVES LIKE THAT THEY DIED FICGHTING FOR GOODDD AGAINST THE UH EVIL ahem aliens
andy: did u just say aliens?? my bestie finally going crazy
oooooooooo i wonder what lies lurking underneath… in there- hiding under the doctor who fandom? it looks alluring? but somehow scary? wtfff. well i may as well see a peep i mean ive seen a few edits of that janto character or Lanto idk what dudes name is anyways.AHHHHHHH BISEXUALITEAAA. i. was. not. ready for that? it was an interestinggg_- show for sureeee. yup tis abt aliens n allat, yknow haha nervous laughter hahahaha typical scifi show FORADULTS amiright? am i right????? NO GUYS I AM NOT into aliens. yes cap jack is diff he is NOT an alien… just uh immortal? and from the far future? a bi playboy who is lowkey a scammer and can never d!e hung up on his timetravveler ex who he never got over- yes. mhm yes he does end up as a massive head in a jar THAT IS IRRELEVANT. it happens wayyy later. mpreg? yes unfortune ately that is canon too. but we can forget. if we close out eyes- and ears? and retcon our own memory for blissful ignorance's sake. anyways enough of jack that bitch takes up enough of his face on my screen. hes always fucking (smth up) how has he managed to be WITH LITERALLY EVERYONE??? 9,10,rose,gwen,ianto,13,uh aliens, that one homo(cidal ex) from the furture (im looking at u john hard i mean john hart u big hunk of a cold blooded killer awww), that hot twink on titanic, noton folgate (idk and idc if u guys met but u deffo fucked sry dont make rules, martha i mean u tried sorry u were both hung up on the same ex (10), i bet jack wouldve even had smth going on w the master. or is the master still not over their and the doctors RIVALRY with(✨sexual✨) tension. not saying im jealous buuuut hes a way better at his job than me (being bi) (im just bi-myself) anyways i admire jack's dedication uhh he sure is NOT BI himself. ever. if he can helpit. the end of the world cant even stop that mfer. evenhis eefinh brother buring him SLIVE did not stop that bitch. he had perserverance ig? oh and his ex's severed hand in a jar as a mememnto ig. talk abt never getting over u exes. phew. jack harkness is gone now? well yipe thank god that BITCH is gone now i have am able to talk abt that mfing CAPTAIN JACK FBOY HARKNES THATS NOT EVEN UR NAME??? U JUST STOLE IT FROM SOME TWINK SOLDIER U HAD A MOMENT W ONCE fucks sake. u certainly do doomed yaoi VERY WELL ya put the 'doomed' in yaoi and enemies for lovers. andways maffive head in a jar aka face of boe ur gone now. ur not?? ofc ur birthname started w a j. its always the fucking j names. what was it again? jason? jarvis?? jaxon?? james-? idek anymore anywas now i can finally talk shit abt him in peace the problematic bbygrill
#im so sorry for this#torchwood#norton folgate#torchwood fanfic?#idek what this is but i have like 15 more pages#dont ask what i was on#gwen cooper#captain jack harkness#anyone wanna scar their brains and read the rest-?
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11 y/o claire: *chewing on a rock*
17 y/o chris: claire. what do you have in your mouth.
11 y/o claire: *𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙬𝙨 𝙛𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧*
#i dont see enough of baby redfields. i demand more.#claire was ABSOLUTELY a little monster as a child#she would walk around barefoot and play in the dirt and bring worms inside and tell chris they were her friends#hes got her on a kiddie leash and she keeps trying to run down the toy aisle at the store and chris is just like 😑#shes like but i want play doh!!! chris is like THEN STOP EATING IT WHEN I BUY IT FOR YOU!!!#baby claire had pica nobody can change my mind#and when chris joins the air force chris tries to introduce his buddies to her#and if she doesnt like their Vibe she WILL bite them and hes just like sorry guys we're working on that#she has her rabies shots dw she tried to pet a raccoon once#re#resident evil
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i spent 115 hours on that game. what do i do now
#.text#pkmn#milo. milo milo milo milo. i love him so much#thinking abt his second outfit... idk how i wanna design it. i mean i do but i DONT.#was thinking abt giving him his natural hair color back since the ORIGINAL lore was that he dyes it. but now i think that#aero's hair is just naturally red and milo dyes it himself after ch 15. only for a little while he's just a bit insecure#insecure as in he is himself and nobody else. hes going through his roxas era. xion era. both all at once combined into a messy#amalgamation of Identity Crisis. 4.0#the long hair stays idc idc. it looks good on him he looks GOOD!!! it stays!!#milo 2 seconds away from beating the shit out of crescent for insinuating that hes the same person as aero. hes VIOLENT now#venam and melia dragging him out of the room. its not enough they need rens help wheres the robot#he's kicking and biting and maiming and murdering now. only to crescent though. VERY briefly to aero.#like literally JUST when they first found out abt him. those 5 minutes he was ready to kick ass. milo's fine now tho dw. theyre fine.#theyre chill i swear. i mean itd be very unhelpful to be on bad terms with the guy who lives inside of his brain.#aero sitting back watching milo do the stupidest fucking shit like. 'yeah i couldve predicted this i think.'#he has a juice box or whatever. just kinda chilling. doesnt wanna be there but he is so its whatever.#aero voice. somehow variya managed to pick someone with the same amount of braincells i have. and by that i mean zero.#sighs. i hope nim is okay. she and milo were friends.... they would like to know she is okay.... and not evil anymore#u know the fact amber and venam and milo went shopping and i didnt get to see it... CRIES#i love them. did u know. the besties.#milo voice. sometimes it feels like im alone in this world and that nobody could ever understand who i am or what i go through#*his friends show up* OMG MY FRIENDS !!#hes fine. why are you asking. no there isnt anything wrong with him i swear id never do that to him.#those are all lies btw.
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So uh, im pretty embarrassed that im asking you this but since your requests are open I might as well-
Yandere Cole, Volks, and kelby…..nsfw headcanons….? sorry if this makes you uncomfy, I had to read your rules several times to make sure i dont mess this up-
dont have to do it, but ty :)
i rlly love your work too! 💕❤️
🗒 ❛ Yandere NSFW Headcanons ༉‧₊˚✧
Featuring: Cole, Volks, Kelby
# Note: dw it doesnt make me uncomfy at all! i actually really dig the idea so no need to get embarrassed ♡
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꒰⸝⸝₊💌┊Cole
Cole tries so hard to be gentle with you, especially if it's your first time - he doesn't want to scare you off, after all - but last thing he notices he's grabbing and marking you like his life depends on it. As soon as he gets him hands on you, every bit of self control he had is out the window just like that.
Talking about marking, expect lots of it. He needs everyone to know you belong to him. It does something to him to be able to see them the next morning (and maybe even a few days after) and be able to say he did that. He's the only one touching and making you feel good. Him, no one else.
꒰⸝⸝₊💌┊Volks
He's a lot like Cole, really, but turn the marking up to a hundred. While Cole is more on the hickeys side of thing, Volks is straight up scratching and biting you. He doesn't even try to hold back - he's even rougher than you expected. If you're into that or not it's up to you.
Also has a tendency to have semi-public sex whenever he gets jealous (which is... often). Someone gets a bit too touchy and he's immediately pulling into into the nearest bathroom and taking you right then and there, just a little reminder of who you belong to.
꒰⸝⸝₊💌┊Kelby
Again, I think Kelby is more of an "emotional manipulator" yandere than an "aggressive and possessive" yandere, so the actual sex doesn't change much. He's still the soft, high-libido guy we know and love. The only thing that can maybe be a bit off is his need to hold you extremely close throughout the entire thing.
Things do get weird during the after-care, though. He won't let you get up no matter what. Not in a cute, "Stay with me for a bit" way, it's more of a "Why are you trying to leave me?" way. You two just had one of the most intimate moments a couple could have and you're just gonna get up and leave? Was he bad at it? Do you not like him anymore? He can do better, he swears, just stay and he'll prove it to you.
#blush blush#blush blush game#blush blush x reader#bb#bb x reader#bb cole#bb volks#bb kelby#blush blush cole#blush blush volks#blush blush kelby#ray.writes
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