#umff

[ylove-bandaesthetics]

Loki is my number one Marvel crush just because they had the NERVE to cast Tom Hiddleston… Like I swear I don’t WANT to like Loki but I can’t help it, they picked such an attractive actor to play him and FOR WHAT?? Ugh.

Same, Scarlett. Same. (Beautiful woman as well, but I’m a straight girl). The way she’s looking at him is ME 😂

[eucidianlyendless]

on seconnd thought i am starting to get the hand of this.

still tho i prefer mobile tumblr app.

anywayy

HELLO GAY PEOPLE ON MY COMPUTER

yes, thats right. i has compooter now ;3 !!!

... gonna be honest though i think i prefer it on mobile so i will now proceed to close the tab and use the app as i usually do nvnjvenjab this has been a post from my new compooter.

[inou-ie]

inou hand umff hmgh a-ahhh hnnn

I'm– 😨😨😨

not here, kitten whiskers. daddy will discuss it later.

[dontforgetoctober3rd]

George is sooo daddy when he does things for Bertha UMFF

[conjuremanj]

Black Art Incense. Another Way For It To Be Used In Root Work.

Black Art Incense. When one normally hears this name the first thing you may think is Black Magic, or one using it for Hexing or Temporary Controlling Spirits or making Pacts with spirits, especially the infernal ones. This is all true any professional spiritual practitioner can do these.

But in real hoodoo we can use this incense for any spell and ritual not just the dark art's ones because this incense is actually good for increasing the energy of your spell, for any spell you are doing.

So if you need that extra umff (Kick) This is good to use.

[divinebunnii]

there is something sooooooooooo umff about them lathering up their fingers with lube to rub your clit and grab your whole pussy 🥵

[septusuki]

Hypnotic Scripts I: JunnaNana

"Does she-- Umff... Really eat this much in the script?" For just a moment, the veil pulled over Hoshimi Junna's dreary, nearly-limp eyes lifted. Looking down at the table she'd been stuffing herself off of, Junna groaned as she watched it creak and struggle under the immense weight of the wrappers, tins and pans she'd been eating straight out of; tearing open and tearing into and then tossing aside, adding them to the pile collecting just out of reach of her chubby, jam-stained hands. "There'sh gotta be... Nhh... Something wrong..." Junna couldn't quite put it together. Her uniform's button-up shirt struggled beneath her huge chest, the buttons tight and straining as filled-up flesh pushed through the spaces between them.

"Hm? What do you mean, Junna-chan?" Tipping her head curiously, Daiba Nana smiled slightly as her Junna-chan returned to reality, if only for a second. Watching Junna's expression grow confused and concerned as she realised just how bad it'd really gotten was one of Nana's favourite moments; she wished she'd brought her camera, so she could get a few shots of Junna's chubby cheeks as they twisted into a grimace. "The script's right here, look!" Snapping her fingers like she was talking to a child, Nana showed the 'script' to her partner. The special script, that only had one line of stage directions, no speech, and not even a first act. Just...

EAT

"H-Huh..." Junna's frown lost it's tension in a second, her mouth hanging open with a stupid, droll acceptance of her current situation. "If it'sh for the rehearsal, then..." Patting her belly - the gigantic, head-sized watermelon she was nursing beneath her uniform - Junna leant forwards in the couch, grimacing as her middle was squeezed for a moment. "I shupposhe... I've got no choishe..." Junna grew dumber, greedier, and simpler by the second as the script's hypnotic magic cast a spell over her usually sharp, strict eyes. "Omff-- Ulp-- Gulp--" One hand was permanently resigned to rubbing her swollen stomach at this point, and occasionally groping the tube of tub developing underneath it - where all the calories went once she digested them. "Whatsh... The next line?" Junna looked up at Nana, speaking as a mouthful of crumbs dripped out of her gob.

"Nothing!" Nana giggled. "You're doing so well! The audience is going to love you!" She didn't care how stupid and messy her girlfriend was getting. She just wanted to see her expand. Nana wanted an obedient cow of a girlfriend, and if this script's handiwork was anything to go by, she'd have her wish soon enough. She wanted oh-so much to fill the slowly slimming spot next to Junna on the couch and help her nurse her bulge, but knew her place - to supply this pig's feed.

"O-Oh..." Junna nodded slowly, throwing a donut into her mouth and chomping senselessly, even as chocolate sprinkles and filling came gushing out. "And I-- It'sh okay to... To gedh thish fat?" Stopping her consumption for just a moment, Junna leant back in the couch, looking down at her beyond-swollen tummy. Her hips had gotten to wide - just to support the orb of meat on top of them - that Junna now took up an entire couch cushion, her fat ass getting torturously close to filling the entire couch with her overfed body. And Junna was a top-heavy girl. She'd always been told as much on measurement days, but now that she easily weighed more than a hundred kilos, her chest had developed into two udders worthy of the fattest cows she'd ever seen. Their bulge hung out of the bottom of her uniform's blazer, the stretching, struggling shirt beneath pushed to the extreme not to tear straight open. Nearly as large as the belly beneath, Junna's chest was a button-busting bust worthy of a farm's pride-and-glory. Even the sports bra she wore was torn in a few spots.

"That's in the script too!" Nana clapped, applauding the script as the words on it went from EAT to GROW. The script would only ever display Nana's deepest desires, and turn anyone who looked at it into a gobbling, gaining hog - if she wanted, of course. "You're a natural!" Nana preened and purred over her bulging piggy as Junna reached for a handful of brownie-pieces, almost hypnotised by the hypnotised hog's gorgeous gluttony.

"Fhanksh..." Junna laughed at the compliment, then winced and sat back - even laughing was getting hard for a lardass as stuffed as her. "Dish rehearshal ish... Going to p-plan, then..." Smiling, Junna tried to sort out her clothes, her fat chest jiggling about as the belly beneath it stayed as tight and taut as ever. "Jusht... Eat..." She commanded herself, reaching back over to the food-trough of a table she'd been stuffing herself from all week.

Daiba Nana couldn't help but grin; Junna's prim-and-proper facade had been decimated by her special script. It'd almost been scarily easy, tricking the Hoshimi Junna into destroying herself - and once Junna came to, Nana would get the biggest, flabbiest cuddle-pillow a girl could ask for.

Omch-- Ulp-- Grulp-- Burpp-- Nhh-- Umm-- Ummff

Junna-chan would come to, right? She was a smart girl, surely - eventually - a light would turn on somewhere and snap her out of it.

Nom-- U-Uurp-- Ummp-- Homfh-- MMmmm...

R-Right?

[gainprincess]

"Um, oka-UURRRPP?"

"Umff, excuse me...Don't you think this pudding is more than a little stimulating, Boudica?"

The director's face is turning is turning a little greener, and her gut's grumbling like a lion's roar. Being around massive amounts of mana, or storing a lot inside of herself during her spells has always made Olga a little gassy...

indirect mana transfers do that to ya

"Well, I find it quite tasty, yes, but I'd never say overly stimulating or anything. It's just quite delicious pudding.~"

Oh Olga. What a fat pig the Director is growing into...one day, she'll be as big and curvaceous and obese as the other lardballs in Chaldea, and she'll find a lover all her own. As a motherly figure, Boudica couldn't be prouder!

But she'll keep on when it comes to just feeding her pudding, little by little. Olga doesn't need to know what won't (really) hurt her, after all.~

[darkened-storm]

Shovel

MUNCH ... MUNCH... GULP ... BUUURRP!

"Oh, excuse me," Tyson excused himself before resuming his meal vigorously.

Ray looked at his teammate in disgust.

"For goodness sake's, Tyson," he muttered. "Use a fork."

Max sweat dropped. "Or better yet," he mumbled. "A shovel."

Kenny sighed. "I seemed to recall having this conversation before," he said. "In case you hadn't noticed, guys, he doesn't listen."

Indignantly, Tyson put down his food. "Hey, I listen – sometimes," but because his mouth was full, it came out more like "UMMMPH GARBLE UMFF – Umwaf..." along with the food, which sprayed everywhere on the table.

"TYSON!"

[graces5169]

Title: eavesdropper

Warnings: Cursing

Word count: 2880

A/n: My first ever oneshot on tumblr. I have more on my wattpad account @Potter_1609 I’m open for requests and hope you enjoy :)

(Also a slight bit of wolfstar)

Summary: After over hearing a rather interesting conversation between his best friend and brother regulus is left to decipher his own feelings. Though perhaps with a little shove of jealousy, his feelings will be deciphered rather quickly.

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Regulus's POV

"So is my brother still an idiot?" I stopped in my tracks recognizing my brothers voice. I hid around the corner waiting for the conversation to go on. "As always, I swear he is the most oblivious person on this planet." Y/n. What the hell were they talking about?

"He'll come around to realize it." Sirius said comfortingly. From the little view I had, I saw Sirius place a hand on Y/ns shoulder. "God I hope, I don't know how much flirting or hints it'll take until he realizes. I'm almost convinced at this point that I could walk up to him and say I'm in love with him and he still wouldn't know." Sirius chuckled

My heart plummeted and my stomach twisted in knots, my throat went dry. She loved me?

I pondered making sure I had heard correctly. Fuck! There was no falter in what I heard. Y/n loved me. She was in love with me.

"How's it going with remus?" Sirius sighed. "The same honestly, although I think he knows and he just is scared." Y/n pulled a face.

The rest of there conversation started to fly past my head as I blocked out there words. My feet took full control and I ran from the Gryffindor common room making my way outside. She was fucking in love with me.

I sat close to the river and slumped against a tree. I pulled a cigarette and lighter from my coat before lighting it and taking a puff.

I breathed a sigh of relief feeling the cigarette calm my nerves.

It was a nervous habit of mine, smoking. Y/n had always hated it but I always kept the smoking light.

I lost track of time of how late I had been out here for but it had to have been at least a couple of hours seeing as the day slipped away slowly and it go dark.

"Reg?" My head snapped up and my heart clenched. "Y/n, hello." She looked at me confused. I never called her Y/n not unless something was bothering me or I was pissed at her. "What happened?" She quickly asked sitting beside me. She took the cigarette from between my lips and through it into the lake in front of us. "I hate that shit." I chuckled slightly.

I turned to her and that's all I saw. Her. Everything and everyone else around was forgotten. "I have to go." I blurted, remembering everything I'd just heard.

She loved me.

My best friend who maybe I loved back was in love with me. "Reg!" Y/n called after me but it was to late, I scooped my stuff up and ran.

Y/ns POV

He ran. Regulus left me, it was a weird gesture of his. He never just ran off. "What is going on in that pretty head of yours Reg?" I whispered to myself.

Regulus's POV

"Oi!" I heard and umff and looked up to see my brother. He knew. And he never told me.

"Regulus, what's the matter why are you-." I cut him off with a slap. He cradled his cheek and stared at me with confusion.

"What the bloody hell!" He snapped. "How long?" I questioned. Everything was hitting me at once and I was gonna lose it if I didn't get answers.

"How long what?" Sirius asked letting go of his face. "How long has she loved me you twat?" I rushed, impatient to get an answer. I saw a flash of confusion then shock then denial then recollection and acceptance fly through his face before he stood staring at me mouth agape trying to form words. One could've said he looked just like a fish.

"You don't know." He challenged staring at me with his cocky smirk. "How long has Y/n L/n been in love with me?" I questioned once more with a threatening anger rising in my tone.

"How did you find out?" He sputtered. "You guys should really scan a room before you talk about such stuff!" I spat waiting for my response.

It was a small incoherent murmur that was impossible to hear, so I spoke again."speak up!"

"Four and half years!" He gushed loudly, practically yelling. I nodded my head and rubbed my hands through my hair.

"Fuck!" I shouted quietly. "Why is that such a bad thing?" I scoffed. "Why do you think?"

"Because you're scared." He chuckled. "I am not scared, it's- we're- god were fucking friends! That's it."

"So you wouldn't mind if Avery from slytherin happened to ask her out?" My heart sank and my blood boiled.

"What?" He chuckled. "Yeah he asked her out and Y/n said she'd have to think about it." "She can't go out with him!" I gushed. "And why not brother?" "Because it's Avery! He's disgusting and rude and not good enough for her."

"Who would be then?" Sirius quizzed. "God you want me to say it that bad! No one is good enough for her but I want to be good for her, okay?" Sirius smirked widely.

"Finally a confession, I'd though I'd have to miss dinner waiting for you to admit it." I smacked his shoulder. "But it can't happen,

Y/n is my best friend and mother or father wouldn't approve of her, she'd be put in danger!"

"I've gotten with over fifty "blood traitors" as mother and father would say here and they haven't done bloody shit to hurt them so what's the difference?"

I tried to deny it once again but he continued, ultimately cutting me off. "And besides mother and father have no control over us anymore, we both are with the potters now so as far as you should be concerned they are nothing anymore."

Once again I tried talking but he spoke one last time. "I have to go, but honestly Reg, you heard her, the girl loves you, you love her. Stop worrying so much and just do what you want. Go be with her." He rushed off leaving me alone with my thoughts, a dangerous thing.

I loved Y/n, she loved me it all seems like a fairytale and one might think everything is perfect now and everything would all work out but is that the case here?

Bloody fucking hell! Why did everything have to be so damn complicated? Couldn't we just be happy. You could, you're just scared. Sirius's voice popped up in my head once again in an attempt to shut down my fears. "Ughh." I groaned plopping down on the nearby couch.

"Reg?" I had stayed on that same spot on the couch for about twenty minutes now thinking everything over but my head snapped up once I heard her voice.

"Y/n hey! How are you?" My tone came out a lot squeakier and high than intended. She chuckled lightly but came to sit next to me, which in response I immediately stood up.

"I'm good, but I think I should be asking if you're good. You've been ignoring me and dodging me all night. And you've been calling me Y/n, you never do that."

I sighed and stupidly thought it was a good idea to explain before running. "I heard you this morning, but I've got to get to class I'll catch you later Y/n." "It's Saturday!" I heard her yell after me, but it was to late I was already on the move with no intention of turning back around.

Y/ns POV

I was utterly mortified and safe to say embarrassed. Bloody fucking hell. He heard. He heard me say I love him. And of course he ran, he didn't love me back. God I ruined everything. I groaned out in frustration and embarrassment.

I stood up and ran into the one place I knew would have answers. I entered the boys dorm were no surprise I found all four of the marauders doing random shit. James was in the mirror with a script that in bold letters read "Ways to ask out Lilly-flower.", Sirius was laughing hysterically at Peter who was screaming wal flying upside down on a broom a few inches away from the ceiling, Remus was rolling his eyes at everyone every few seconds wal his nose was stuck in a book.

Quickly in a panic I grabbed out my wand, I took it and muttered a few spells which rolled up James script and flew it to my hand, flew Peter safely to the ground and flew Remus's book a few feet above his head just barely out of his reach. "I need help!" I snapped at all four before they could groan and complain to me about messing up there "fun".

All of them took a spot on there seperate beds wal I sat on the trunk at the end of James's bed.

"It's about regulus." All of them smirked, all except oddly Sirius. "Me and Sirius were talking about him and remus earlier this morning and I may have told Sirius about the progress of my feelings for Reg and now he's ignoring me and regulus told me he heard me."

All four of them yelled out responses at the same time. "What we're you saying about me?" Remus asked wal James had teased me saying "That twat is such a coward." Peter yelled out something along the same line saying "Such a twat, he's obviously in love with you." Though the response that seemed louder than the rest and the one that stuck out to me most was Sirius's reply, "he told you?"

My head snapped over to meet Sirius's eyes, "what do you mean he told me? Did you know?" I shouted out at him, my mom tone came out to scold the boy.

"He told me earlier though I didn't think he'd tell you!" "How long ago?" Sirius sighed. "Half an hour ago about." I grabbed my wand out once again and murmured a spell which moved the book that was currently in the air that remus happened to be reading seconds ago and dropped it over his head, erupting chuckles and laughs from the other three boys.

"Blood hell! What was that for?" He snapped. "Why didn't you tell me he knew?" I retorted. Sirius took a breath which seemingly calmed him down as he replied.

"I don't know, I didn't want to worry you. I'm sorry." I sighed the tears finally starting to spark my eyes.

"It's fine. It's not your fault he doesn't like me back." The four scoffed. "Bullshit." James smirked. "Maybe I have better bloody fucking chances with Avery." I exasperated. "With that filthy twat!" Remus exclaimed.

"God did I ruin everything?" I asked ignoring Remus's previous comment. "No of course not!" James assured scooting down to the edge of his bed to wrap his arms around me.

"Y/n! I've got it!" Sirius suddenly cried out making everyone jump. "Bloody hell." Peter cursed bringing a hand to his chest. "Come with me!" Sirius said grabbing my hand and dragging me from James's grip.

"Wait what did he say about me!" Remus yelled after us referring to when I let it slip we were talking about him earlier. Sirius blushed but ignored the comment.

Sirius's POV

I brought her out to the hallway where I started to explain my genius idea. "We should date!" Her eyes partially widened and her mouth opened and closed trying to form words.

"What?" Was what she managed. I realized how that sounded and backtracked. "No! No offense or anything but ew, no. I mean fake date! It's a win win, you make regulus jealous and he'll stop being such a daft dimbo and admit his feelings and remus will realize his feelings for me he obviously has and want me."

She scoffed and laughed hysterics before placing a hand on my arm and speaking.

"I have to admit not a bad idea but bloody are you over confident with yourself." I slightly smacked her arm and pouted. She just laughed again and intertwined her fingers with mine. "You better be right about your brothers feelings black." "I'm always right darling." I said emphasizing the nick name.

Y/ns POV

After deciding to go forward with Sirius's plan we ran back to the dorm informing James and Peter of our plan and purposely left remus out of the loop. It was decided we'd announce our 'relationship' at dinner, minutes away.

Regulus's POV

What the fuck? Sirius and fucking Y/n. I instantly caught Y/ns eye but was surprised with the horrible sight of her and Sirius holding hands and looking awfully happy.

An amused James and Peter followed behind them along with an oddly pissed looking remus.

"So love what did you want to do after this." Sirius asked looking down at her.

Love? That was my name for her.

"Well you know, we could head back upstairs to your dorm." Y/n and Sirius smirked at one another and she brought her head up to whisper some thing into his ear which caused the two to chuckle. Remus had seemed to go extremely red in the face and his grip couldn't have gotten any tighter on the fork he was holding, though Peter and James's grin just kept on growing.

I glared daggers at my brother and as if he had eyes in the back of his head he turned around and smiled at me wal waving. Was an arse! I flipped him off in turn and that seemed to have just made his smile grow. He whispered something to Y/n which in response she slowly turned towards me to sneak a glance. I blushed and turned away quickly.

After a seemingly long dinner, I ran straight up to the Gryffindor common room after seeing Sirius and Y/n go separate ways.

I somehow made it passed the fat lady before slipping inside.

"You bitch!" I snapped before slapping him. Sirius looked taken aback and just like this morning, cradled his cheek.

Before smirking

That twat smirked!

"Jealous of my girlfriend?" "Oh and by the way mate, you've got to stop slapping me."

His cocky grin just seemed to grow as he spewed out his words.

"No!" Part of me felt like punching a wall and crying for every lost fucking chance.

Though the other part of me felt like punching Sirius, right in his face. For taking Y/n away.

"What if you had the chance? To tell her you love her, If you had the chance, would you take it?" Instantly my head nodded.

"Than I think it's safe to say we're not really dating."

My feet took over and I was sprinting to find

Y/n.

And of course she was outside by the lake reading.

"Love!" I called once in earshot.

Her head whipped to stare at me confused.

Though before she could get any words out I kneeled beside her and kissed her.

It didn't take long for her to kiss me back and in a short amount of seconds our lips had found a rhythm, moving in sync.

"I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I do, I love you to. So much." I assured and kissed her again.

She pulled away and flashed a grin at me, one that could've made me melt right then and there.

Sirius's POV

As soon as Regulus left,I ran to find remus. I figured he was up in our dorm which of course he was.

"Hey." He muttered,not bothering to look up from his book.

I sat down on his bed and placed a hand on his face, which immediately took his attention from the book and to me.

"What are you doing siri?" He asked with slight tears brimming his eyes.

I leaned down and captured his lips with my own. He pushed me away and my heart dropped.

"What are you doing?" He repeated.

"Your with Y/n- I."

"Me and Y/n weren't really dating, we did it to make you and Reg jealous. Which clearly it worked." He scoffed and shook his head.

"What about my condition Sirius? I'm a bloody monster, why do you still care to be wit-." I cut him off.

"Remus, I love you but please shut the fuck up." He slightly chuckled, a few tears falling from his eyes.

I held his face in my hands again and waited for him to give me confirmation.

Once he slightly nodded I didn't waste any time kissing him, to which he responded this time kissing me back.

"I love you to." He breathed.

"Yeah?"

"Yeah."

"Good."

[rayhaber]

Uluslararası Mitoloji Film Festivali Ödül Töreni Urla'da Gerçekleşti

Uluslararası Mitoloji Film Festivali Ödül Töreni Uluslararası Mitoloji Film Festivali’nin (UMFF) ödül töreni, Urla’da bulunan Necati Cumalı Anı ve Kültür Evi’nde gerçekleştirildi. Törene, Toygar Köse’nin sunuculuğu yaptı. Bu etkinlikte, senaryo yarışmasının kazananları duyurulurken, Ülgen (İyilik) ve Mergen (Bilgelik) ödüllerinin sahipleri de belirlendi. TÜMAV Vakfı tarafından düzenlenen bu…

[phreakupmyinsides]

Umff ~ I want you inside me. Fill me up. Feel me up. Your hands all over me, mine all over you. Up your hips, feeling your waist, your boobs, tracing your collarbone, grabbing your chin, grabbing your wrist ~

I want my teeth in you, in your cheek, a slow exploration of your neck with my tongue, teeth in your shoulder, your chest, your belly ~

I want you in my mouth

I want to feel you tremble, with your flesh between my fangs ~

[meatymidnightmultiverse]

"True that. Name's Elizabeth by the way."

Cue Liz laying it on a little thick with her new acquaintance with a li'l wink.

"Talk about a working man's meal you got over there, no wonder they call this place The Trough. I'll have like double what she's having, thank you! Graduation calls for celebration, and I want my pants button flying off 10 yards that way before I leave here! Her's too if she thinks she can handle it~"

You have to give it to the gal, she has gusto, already raising her hand and paying for for the meal of a woman she doesn't even know the name of yet. Even if Tina didn't want a repeat of the meal she was finishing up, hey, it meant more for the blonde.

So while they're waiting for the cooks to get their burgers out...one mug, two mugs, six mugs of cold, refreshing beer are going steadily down the gal's throat as she knocks her head back. Some of the foam trickled down like a waterfall over the fatass's chins with the front of her tank top getting damp in the process, further emphasizing the immensity of her cleavage. They look to be...K-cups?

"Umff...BBBBWBWWWWUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPP~"

"Oh? Ah thought it was somethin' like hot stuff, but Elizabeth is a lovely name. Ah'm Tina!"

Chortling to herself softly, she will also raise the stakes a little. "'nother round of chili cheese fries fer me an' one of them stacked steak burgers while yer at it!" If she's getting to eat on someone else's dime, might as well go all in. "Only that far? Why not go fer broke an' see if y' can double that? Seein' as yer tryin' t' double this little snack here!"

Pretty damn sizable to say the least, Tina wasn't too much more endowed there herself, but damn her gut took some serious cake.

"Dang, girl, nice start! Here's t' a successful graduation then, fer ya!"

[cinnamonrollwhump]

Reservoir Dogs (1992)

[dearest-lady-disdain]

chryste panie

[ashi-cookie]

I FUCKINGAKKSKSJS.... FELL DOWN THE STAIRS BECAUSE MY GLASSES FOGGED UP FROM THE COLD AND I COULDN'T SEE