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oh it starts with your relationship off the ice, huh?
#toronto maple leafs#auston matthews#mitch marner#1634#hockeyvid#um kill me FUCK#HES SOOSLS#even the quirk of his mouth when the interviewer says mitchs name to start ou#like ok i dont even have to make shit up bc its RIGTH HERE
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Moon 36
Moon 35 | Moon 36 bonus
#chasingmoon#clangen#chasinglore#dewcff#cranecff#mintcff#epicff#mothcff#CAN EVERYTHING STOP HAPPENING AT ONCE no#SO hello epilogue goodbye quiver#guys i did not wanna kill her the game fuckin killed her!!!#and with both moth and crane fighting rogues at the border#crane sharpening her claws#moth in a bad mood#and THEN BOTH OF THEM RUNNING INTO A LONER ON PATROL THAT THEY CHASE OFF?? AND THEN QUIVER DYING??#they fucking killed quiver the little nut cases#when i tell you that these kits were not raised right THEY WERE NOT RAISES RIGHT#the timing is so bad you all have no idea its so bad im loosing it#anyway can we stop inviting cats to the clan we already had mint why is epi here too#(i say as if he doesn't delight me)#this wasn't evern everythign that happened that moon but its as much as i have the damn energy to draw#(maybe a binus page later with the cute shit dew and mint did while training idk)#anywayss um everyone is questioning soots leadership and going behind his back :/
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I was too lazy to add the second stripe with buttons on the coat…. oops
FINALLY, I WAS ABLE TO CONCENTRATE AND PUT REAL EFFORT INTO THE DRAWING AND REALLY (kinda) SHOW HOW I SEE HIM IN MY IMAGINATION YEEEEAAA
#art#digital art#sketch#artists on tumblr#aro volturi#volturi#twilight saga#twilight#he's undeniably older in the films... but here he's a fucking porcelain prince#would marry 100%. do not care about the killings. they're mostly necessary anyway :3#if evil why pretty#if evil why um HIS MANNERS??? omg#help he's so wonderful🥺😭😭#yep. I'm certainly a little bit obsessed.#eh. typical of me#btw in case anyone remembers me! I'm not dead yet as you can see! yippee?
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The hero and the warrior were like the sun and the moon. (Spoiler: They mean gay.)
(Sketches & stuff under the cut)
Sketch 1 & 2
Line art, BKG, & shading layer cause it’s cool
#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk six eared macaque#lmk sun wukong#tetris draws skrunklies#lmk shadowpeach#shadowpeach#u don’t even wanna know how long this took me#fucking idiot throws them off a nimbus & free falls#I’m still learning how 2shade dint come @ me😭#it’s 2 am & im so tired#listened 2 the undertale ost while drawing the line art btw#I had sun funny 2 say but I 4got um#LOOK! THEYRE FALLING 4 EACHOTHER ‼️#stole the moon from Wikipedia bcz I am not drawing that😭#& the bkg is heavily referenced from a Pinterest photo#so if u took that & see this#um hi💀#Tetris put ur signature on ur fuckimg art 4 once challenge#tumblr stop killing my art challenge
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im everything you hate
blood ver
#junko enoshima#mine#um. hi#i just had top surgery and like man i have not been doing much at all since i got back from hospital. mostly just sleeping and scrolling...#but. i have spent leik my five days of recovery so far slowly painting a junko. so have that#sory i dont post much anymore. i do draw quite a lot i guess but i rarely have anything finished that i can post. or looks nice enough#ive been in a weird place with how i engage with public fandom for around a year now too and its been changing my motivation to post things#the danganronpa fandom can be a really cruel place. hence why i've been only showing up when i want to. stay safe out there.#also fuck PLEASE CLICK FOR QUALITY or i kill myself#do not tell me she has a missing finger. i know. i dont care. im going to sleep.#also dont talk to me about the transparency being fucked up I KNOW . 👎
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Ik we stevetonies love our ‘Steve pulling Tony out of a bender in the workshop’ trope but me? I LOOOOVE the other way round. A bad mission and Steve loses someone - he tried to save them but it was too late, he couldn’t get there in time. And post-mission he just holes himself up in the gym and stays there. For days. Working himself to exhaustion just so he can shave half a second off his sprint (half a second and that person would be alive), punching bag after bag until his hands are bloody and raw.
Tony is the only one who can get through to him like this. It’s only his voice that can make Steve pause, come back to himself. Sometimes Tony has to actively stand in front of whatever it is Steve’s attacking, which absolutely infuriates him, but damn if it isn’t effective in a way only Tony no-thought-to-his-own-self-preservation Stark could be. And Tony is equally as infuriated that steve is insisting on doing this to himself, but even though his tone is angry, his touch against Steve’s knuckles is impossibly soft.
He’ll drag Steve back up to the land of the living. Put him in the shower and clean him off, freshen him up, make him feel human again. Steve will already be healing, of course, but Tony still tends and bandages his hands - attentive to the finest detail, devoting every part of his mind to just making Steve feel a little bit better.
They don’t talk much throughout this. God knows Tony’s tried it before, but Steve is never in the headspace for it, and Tony never says the right thing anyway. But he’s there.
He runs his fingers over the back of Steve’s palms. Up his forearms. He strokes the sharp curve of Steve’s neck, settling against the quick pulse. Steve’s face is blank, but Tony is always surprisingly patient with him. He waits.
“I’m fine,” Steve will say every time, while his face will say the opposite.
“You’re an idiot,” Tony will respond. “I’m locking you out of the gym.”
He won’t. Steve needs it, even if it’s unhealthy, even if it’s agonising for Tony to watch. This is just how they get through.
But Steve will see the way Tony is looking at him- distressed, angry, worried - and it’ll break through the fog. The thing that always takes priority over everything is Tony, and even though Steve’s brain is screaming at him to get right back to it, he just can’t put it above Tony’s well-being. He couldn’t ever do that.
“I Guess I can take a break now.”
#stevetony#Steve Rogers#tony stark#um. merciless killing machine Steve tearing apart punching bags in the gym.#until Tony walks in and simply. steps right in front of the line of fire. totally fearless.#not even FLINCHING when Steve’s fist flies toward his face because he knows Steve will stop before it lands.#AND IT DRIVES STEVE FUCKINF CRAZYYYYY BECAUSE ITS SO DANGEROUS DONT FUCKING DO THAT JESUS#and Tony’s just like. okay. anyways now I have your attention can you PLEASE get the hell out of here’ etc etc etc IM INSANE FOR THIS#LOVE IT. GIVE ME ALL THE FICS.
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i saw the tv glow is legitimately one of the stupidest, most tryhard movies i've ever seen in my entire life. absolute dogshit. and everyone is pretending it's the most lifechanging thing they've ever seen LOL give me a break! the gall to claim this is inspired by fucking DAVID LYNCH??? i can't
#fake 'deep' shit for ppl who watch steven universe every day#i truly didnt relate to anything onscreen despite it being sooo aimed at me in so many ways.#i'm also convinced the director is racist and ofc after reading hundreds of reviews. Not One mentions#the main character's race or the alienation of being mixed......... um.#i think people are getting Very Very Dumb overall.#and it;s no coincidence that prior to being embraced by actual trans ppl all i saw was a million NON TRANS ppl falling all over themselves#to be like OOOOOMGGGGG THIS IS THEEEEEEEE TRANS EXPERIENCE COMMITTED TO FILM!!!!1!!!#like god thank you so much for speaking on something you know nothing about !!!! <3#anyway the movie glorifies suicide more than pretty much anything ive ever heard of (including 13 reasons why)#and paints transness as Killing the Old Self. what a bleak and brutal thing to put onscreen and then CLAIM IS POSITIVE????#if this is aimed at kids (not sure if it rly is but it certainly would appeal to them and has the emotional maturity of a 14 yr old) then#its 100% going to inspire suicidal or self-injurious behavior. and it's insane and reckless as a filmmaker to craft this supposedly hauntin#and supposedly beautiful narrative where THE most important step is FUCKING KILLING YOURSELF. it's self hatred at the deepest level.#if anyone wants to shit talk this director with me lmk because that Worlds Fair movie is also some of the worst TRASH ive ever watched!!!#Amy Nicholson was spot-on abt it as always tho so i was vindicated by that
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@vanweek2024 day 5 - chance
now's your chance
bonus
spammy
#my art#vanweek2024#vanessa fnaf#vanessa sb#glitchtrap#HE'S THERE THIS TIME !!#first time properly drawing the bastard ♡ did i do good?#ngl i had no idea what to do for this theme. tried to go for the idea of willy boy going 'he's right there vanessa. it's time to kill'#the drawing itself was very fun !! the texture reminds me of a handmade stamp or something? lol#im posting this pretty late cause i couldnt finish it last night lmao#and um. spammy was like the only idea i had for awhile. so HFJSJGKF she's here too#anyway completely unrelated but im at a super fucking annoying party rn pray 4 me ♡#vanessa
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concept, cause the dynamics at play would be super interesting:
when Tuk and Neytiri are sucked into the hold of the Seadragon, what if Spider, unwilling to watch another one of this baby siblings, nor his siblings mother (despite everything cause he's a good kid), die without doing anything, jumps in after them?
they're now stuck in a flooding ship, spider knows his way around to a decent extent, they're all tired, they're all scared, they're all hurting. they have to depend on each other for survival.
Neytiri has to not only trust Spider, but has to follow his lead, has to trust him to guide her around a demon ship, has to untrust not only her own life, but the life of her youngest child to this boy.
Maybe they're separated, they have to find one another (my personal favorite scenario is that Tuk and Spider are together and he has to try and find her/guide Neytiri to him)
Spider taking Neytiri and Tuk's arms so they aren't separated by stray currents and raging waters (a parallel to "Sully's stick together"). Spider talking them through the breath holds he learned as a kid in case his mask malfunctioned before bringing them through the depths of the submerged ship (parallel to Jake and Lo'ak)
anyway. I just can't stop thinking about it. think about it.
Neytiri is faced with the fact that Spider jumped in after her and Tuk. he came for them, he put himself in danger to save them, to save her daughter. even after what she did to him. even after she held a knife to him, after she cut him, after she intended to kill him even after Kiri was released. he still jumped to her aid, even if he could have stayed with Kiri above deck where he was safe, he could have just aided Tuk and left her behind, but he didn't.
and there's so many ways to play with it and the aftermath. like.
Spider dragging both Tuk and Neytiri up the surface, trying his best to keep the trio afloat (namely Neytiri who was much less adjusted to the water and is exhausted by the night they've had) as they hope and pray to be reunited with the rest of their family.
maybe the stress gets to them and Spider just starts apologizing. I should have fought them harder. I shouldn't have let Lo'ak and Neteyam try and leave with me, I would have been fine. I should have seen it coming, should have taken it myself. it should have been me. my baby brother shouldn't be dead.
maybe he becomes partly delirious as he too gives into exhaustion, the big brother in him being the only part of him left coherent, so he takes Tuk close, whispering prrnen tsmuke [baby sister] over and over into her braids, assuring himself that she's safe and unharmed. he keeps praying to the Great Mother for his siblings to return to him unharmed. maybe he keeps asking where they are, if they're safe as his awareness fades and his memory weakens. all of his siblings. asking if Neteyam is ok, only to remember he's gone the second the words leave his tongue.
Jake and Lo'ak finding them when they come up with Payakan, both worse for wear, exhausted, clinging to one another, the only thing keeping their heads above water being spiders life vest, Tuk cradled between them. what a sight.
Neytiri watching as Spider looks over each of his siblings, taking them close, holding onto them as if they will be ripped away from him. the realization that he would die before he let that happen again hitting her like a ton of bricks the second she sees the look in his eyes.
a peace being made between the two in the wake of this event. spider silently claiming the role of big brother (he always was, but he had to pretend he wasn't. with Neteyam gone, he can't pretend he's not anymore), Neytiri silently agreeing.
idk man. it would be interesting.
#listen#I love them both so much#I just wanna give them both kisses on the head and a warm blanket and some peace and fucking quiet#Tuk too. my baby girl. oml#and I love putting them in Situations that test all of the patience and sanity that remains with them#its Fun ☺️#(for me at least)#(they probably wouldn't agree)#forget about kiri for a moment. I love her. but I need her to play with her fishies (lovingly) and not interupt my favorite disaster duo#(trio if you count Tuk)#also. um. either Q's dead dead or be woke up from his little nap and dragged himself out of the boat. cause spidey ain't getting the chance#to find his ass in this situation. he's a bit busy being in a situation with the women who just tried to kill him.#😁👍#idc if this ooc. I'm living my best delulu life. I haven't slept in days and these scenario is haunting my every thought.#avatar 2#avatar the way of water#spider socorro#miles spider socorro#miles socorro#neytiri#neytiri te tskaha mo'at'ite#neytiri sully#tuk#tuk tuk#tuktirey#tuktirey te suli neytiri'ite#atwow
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Oh my god?????
#hey uh#hey um#hey so#HOLY FUCK???!!!!!#need to worship his body like a Greek statue maybe#holy Jesus Christ lord above#the sheer shirt is actually gonna kill me#james hinchcliffe#indycar#dwts James
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[ID: An image of Trish Una from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. She is wearing her first depicted manga outfit, except her skirt is a lot longer and she wears knee-high brown boots instead of sandals. Her hair is in a pixie cut like her later manga appearances. There is glitter over her hair, skin, and clothes. She is posing with her body turned to the right of the screen, and her face tilted, making eye contact. Her left arm reaches above and behind her head, and her right arm is wrapped around her waist. Her knees are bent like she's floating. There is a drop shadow behind her and her name is written in the top right of the image.]
three months later i return with art
#me when i struggle with anatomy for two hours before just saying fuck it we ball#im sorry her elbow is dislocated okay.......#trish una#jojos bizarre adventure#jjba#vento aureo#golden wind#jjba part 5#hanancouldyounot#hanancouldyoudraw#yeah um. maybe this looks like the freekn you pose. i didnt think about that before. so its not copying okay !!!!#if this flops ill kill myself probably
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PLEASE SAY SIKE RN...
#puffer legacy#the sims 4#ts4#ts4 gameplay#sims 4#ts4 legacy#simblr#plgen3#haru terzi#ume ikehara#marinella terzi#TWINS??????#twins#fucking 2 infants and a toddler#spoiler alert it killed me
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Heya, I know your inbox is overflowing so you don't have to answer this immediately, just whenever you feel like it, take care of yourself first 💙
Any head canons about when Etho and Cleo were dating?
HaTO!Cletho weren't exactly the extremely lovey dovey type of couple, but definitely the type of couple that trusted each other enough to be dependent on the other when they otherwise can't be with other people. Being the few people that had to strengthen themselves to get through everything before, during, and after the Titan War without too much help, they're always restless and felt the responsiblity to always be the strongest as the eldests. They saw each other as one of the few solaces in a world whose demise is dependent on their choices and actions.
They definitely had sessions where they both just needed to sneak out of curfew to take a breather by the forest. Mayhaps always ended with just them on the dirt quietly looking at the stars, not feeling the need to be too alert because they're confident the other cares enough to not let anything happen to them.
To public view, they were definitely the couple to bicker and argue though (affectionately)
Their break up era would've been nasty as hell. It could probably count as the second Titan war. Their making up era would've been the sunshine after the summer storm.
#why am i lowkey outing myself as a cletho shipper .#stop guys youre unlocking all my ships /j#Hermits and The Olympians#ahllohehn cant stfu#bdubs “im a child of divorce”#cletho “what the fuck is our pseudo boyfriend saying”#WHY AM I LOWKEY OUTING MYSELF AS A CLETHUBS SHIPPER WHAT WHO SAID THAT#everyone look away frown#this is why i shouldnt watch clips that has bdubs talking about polyamorous relationships like its NO ONES BUSINESS I HATE THAT MAN (loving#um good morning everyone#also clethos dynamic wouldve been#etho “she could threaten to kill me and id find it hot”#cleo “i love him too much i think i need to murder him a bit”
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pov the girl you're fucking is soooo pathetic she can't do anything but whimper and mewl and whine while you make her cum <3
DYKES ONLY | MEN DNI
#this is so embarrassing um hehe <3#lets call this a practice round ig#maybe next time I can throw in some 'yes daddy fuck me daddy's hehehe✌🏾#also if u guys don't tell me I'm hot and cute and sexy I will delete this and also kill myself immediately (jkjkjk <3)#lesbian#wlw#lesbian nsft#wlw nsft#butch bait#femme4butch#femme4masc#cherri.mp3
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forever amazed and confused at how often transformers franchise just straight up depicts suicide attempts. like not even considering the superhero trope of "i have to save everyone!!! by choosing to die!!!!!" thing. like. non-allow-yourself-to-die-to-stop-a-thing-from-killing-everyone-immediately type situations. which tbh i wish more ppl talked about but not the point here
like. sure mtmte, a comic abt mentall illness and war, i expected it to be aware of the concept. but its not handled well and mostly used for shock value or "im better now i swear! i have a husband and everything" BUT ITS IN THE KIDS SHOWS TOO??? MY BESTIE G1 RODIMUS?? BEAST WARS DINOBOT???
#my pupils dilating so wide when that one beast wars episode opened on dinobot reciting shakespeare and then pointing a sword at his chest#also im mean i think only beast wars was successful at trying to be like 'but you Have to Live.'#i love them both dearly but g1 does not love me and mtmte does not love me. do u understand#mtmte being like 'you just have to meet someone to live for!!!' -> doesnt work even in canon ->#-> 'nono im still right you just have to meet someone to live for!!!'#but im fond of g1 just showing a guy whos told to die go 'yknow what yeah ok'. and then gets revived but god thats so fucking funny#psychological drama where rodimus doesnt get found on time and now the autobots have lost two leaders and my girl haunts the narrative#suicide tw#suicide ment#dummy posts#srry im still thinking abt mtmte. cd being like. i dont want to kill myself bc of my spouse. my spouse is dead but#i dont want to kill myself. ok my spouse is back time to kill myself so he can be happy with someone else.#ok no killing myself my spouse said no.#everyday tho im upset abt my babygirl red alert. mental illness woman used for jokes shock value rodimus angst then tossed tf out only to#come back 'better' but then BAM 'evil influence mind control by evil villain'. but shes polygamous now i guess thats going for her#sorry um. red alert isnt canonically a woman im just weird abt her. shes a mentally ill butch woman to me i need to hang out with#her so bad we could spiral together
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web weaving for the buddhist and taoist monks from dream of the red chamber by cao xueqin ✨
#this started off as a parody and became progressively less ironic.#UM. HELLO GUYS. CAN I POSSIBLY INTEREST YOU IN SOME OLD MAN YAOI#fucking#web weaving#webweaving#I GUESS.#dream of the red chamber#this is so stupid i'm crying#not to me not if it's you next to the fucking illustratiosnjdhajwkawkahwab of them looking like joyful little lads#WHY DOES LAST OF OUR KIND KIND OF HIT THOUGH#GIRLS WHEN ONLY TWO BEINGS KNOW THE WHOLE STORY FROM BEGINNING TO END AND THEY CAN CHANGE IT BUT THEY CAN'T#AND ONLY THE OTHER KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE!!!#meanwhile the monks in the actual novel: only concern after they indirectly kill some guy is that a mirror doesn't get damaged#they're such a serve actually#as i've said before: diversity win! those two men watching you suffer endless torment are dating!#sorry in advance to the psychic damage this post will deal to anyone who knows what i'm on about 🫡#edit FUSJDJSJD I JUST REALISED THERE IS NO OTHER VERSION OF THIS STORY meanwhile there are in fact several versions of red chamber 💀💀💀#this is so funny to me personally
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