#ultra sonichu

[blogcancercero]

Sonichu 10: Página 77

Esta es la última página donde vemos a Collosal Chris Chan. Junto a Ultra Sonichu y la Increíble Leona, tendrá un cameo al final de Sonichu 11. MLW: … Estoy bien… Solo paralizada… Yo … Concedo… Mary Lee se eleva en el aire con magia púrpura (parecía que Graduon era quien usaba los campos de fuerza mágicos púrpura, pero ahora resulta que fue obra de Mary todo el tiempo); Chris la sigue y los 2…

[taffysannotatedsonichu]

Sonichu 10 Page 73

SONICHU {thought}: Legendary Crystals, hear my call, as a child of electric energy, of all those that were brainwashed by Slaweel and Graduon, release them free of their control forever, and let them live free to love and feel love again. Chaotic control!

EX-JERKOP A: Where am I? Why am I wearing this outfit? The last thing I remember was sitting in a college classroom… 

EX-JERKOP B: Oh my God! What have we done?!

EX-JANEKOP: I’m so sorry!

VARIOUS EX-JERKOPS AND EX-JANEKOPS: *I gotta get home* *How long have I been out?* *This is not a college!*

SONICHU: And now, it’s up to Chris to clear the witch and the warlock.

Caption: Shortly later, at PVCCitizens… 

For Sonichu’s final act as Ultra Sonichu, he ascends atop a giant skyscraper (exactly which one we’re never told) and makes a telepathic speech. Presumably this is addressed to all of the jerkops and janekops of CWCville, but it might just be one final wish to the Sonichu Balls.

Sonichu wishes for all the jerkops and janekops Mary Lee and Graduon brainwashed to be freed from this hold, and the jerkops come to their senses, some while they are in the middle of the violent acts Mary Lee and Graduon forced them to commit. Note that this is literally the first time the idea that the jerkops were brainwashed has been suggested. Every appearance of the jerkops up to this point - their usage as mooks for Mary Lee and the Jerkief in the Classic Sonichu Strips and the Sub-Episodes, that massive battle between the PVCC’s jerkop squad and Chris’s true police squad in Sonichu 5, and their taking part in the battle in Sonichu 9 (where it’s explicitly stated that several jerkops succumbed to injuries sustained while fighting Sonichu and company) - apparently this entire time, they’ve not been morally reprehensible individuals working to the PVCC of their own free will, they’ve been people who were suckered in to signing up for classes at what appeared to be a community college, only to become brainwashed into servitude for Mary Lee and Graduon. At no point do Chris and Sonichu and the rest of their crew step back to acknowledge that they were maiming and killing innocents who, if they were in their right mind, wouldn’t be attacking people at all.

As the surviving former Jerkops and Janekops scurry on home, Sonichu returns to his natural form, his Ultra form never appearing again in the classic Sonichu comic, and only returning at all for a brief cameo in Sonichu 11 to display the effects of Sonichite. Sonichu’s line calling Mary Lee and Graduon respectively “the witch and the warlock” might be a reference to the Chronicles of Narnia book The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, but if it is it’s likely something Chris picked up solely through pop culture, as he doesn’t appear to have read the book.

[eurkplay]

SONIC virou UM POKÉMON | HISTORIA SONICMON FIRE RED

Creditos site rkplay - http://bit.ly/2Nl18ig

Queridos tudo bem ?! Eu sou o Roberto e hoje vamos jogar um jogo do game boy advance que é um mod de Pokémon Fire red com personanges da série Sonic, que esta nesta linda Sonic Fan Games que estou fazendo Analise

SONIC virou UM POKÉMON

| HISTORIA SONICMON FIRE RED

Espero que gostem!

Baixe a fan game aqui https://rkplay.com.br/lista-de-todas-as-fan-games-no-canal-rk-play/

—

Seja Membro do canal https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVmxV-_ds-UJeVC7w7AYQTQ/join

Me siga nas redes sociais:

Twitter: /robertocarlosfj

Insta: /robertocarlosfj

Page do Face: /rkplayss

Grupo do Face: /gamers brasil

Lives na Twitch e Facebook: /rkplay

Contato Profissional: contato.roberto94@gmail.com

#rkplay #pokemon #sonic

Jogos Pokémon e fan games

Historia Pokémon RED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7jy-p67h9o&t=7s Linha do tempo de Pokémon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4P2kiqmdB0 Detetive Pikachu Filme https://youtu.be/vAwVO9eiOgQ

TV .exe https://youtu.be/Vs4e7hh7iyw

Ginásio de Lavender Town https://youtu.be/Dxb42tFGl70

Pokemon Creepypasta de Terror https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eeo6JhPexjw

Fan games do SONIC

19 Personagens em SONIC 1 21 Personagens em SONIC MANIA https://youtu.be/kJkeQ6nFXAo 41 FASES NOVAS no SOnic MANIA https://youtu.be/YiX-P6Sk73U

Metal Sonic Overdrive https://youtu.be/RSpJXI84RHk Metal Sonic Hyperdrive https://youtu.be/o5lnzckfGyw

Fang in SONIC CLASSIC https://youtu.be/bfjh9vv0Hc4 Sonic WInter Adventure https://youtu.be/PIFG-QgLDbE A volta de Tails Doll https://youtu.be/tXvEdVTGtkY 30 Chafes em 32 hacks do sonic https://youtu.be/q6IC1enaxPU Sonic Scorched Quest https://youtu.be/hJJU_CwVBq4 Sonic Cyber Quest https://youtu.be/OOfMXB4eNLY Sonic Duel https://youtu.be/YDdNXwt-MCM

EGGMAN HATES FURRIES https://youtu.be/qBthAFswfEY

Mais Sobre Sonicmon e Sonichu

Sonichu (nascido em 17 de março de 1988 [2]) é o protagonista titular e pretendido dos quadrinhos de renome mundial de Christian Weston Chandler. Ele é uma combinação de Sonic the Hedgehog e Pikachu e é também o filho / amigo imaginário de Chris. Ele vai em aventuras e “zaps ao extremo!”

A espécie de Sonichu, Sonichu, evolui de um Sonee e pode evoluir para o Metonic ou Ultra Sonichu. (Mesmo que o original Sonichu tenha mudado de Pikachu, o que apenas torna a história em quadrinhos da Sonichu ainda mais complicada.) Sonichu é apenas nominalmente o herói da série de quadrinhos, pois foi rapidamente deixado de lado por Chris assim que a história se tornou uma alegoria de verdade. situações de vida.

Sonic the Hedgehog (ソニック・ザ・ヘッジホッグ, Sonikku za Hejjihoggu?) é uma franquia de jogos criada e produzida pela Sega. A franquia é centrada em uma série de jogos de plataforma focados em velocidade. O protagonista da série é um ouriço azul chamado Sonic, cuja vida pacífica é sempre interrompida pelo antagonista principal da série, Dr. Eggman. Sonic – normalmente junto de um de seus amigos, como Tails e Knuckles- se aventuram para parar Eggman e seus planos para dominação mundial. O primeiro jogo da série Sonic 1, lançado em 1991, foi concebido pela divisão da Sega, Sonic Team após um pedido para um novo mascote. O título foi um sucesso, e foi renovado para várias sequelas, que levaram a Sega a liderança no rumo dos consoles de vídeogame da era 16-bit do começo até a metade dos anos 90.[1]

Enquanto os primeiros jogos da série eram jogos de plataforma em side-scrolling, posteriormente os jogos da série foram expandidos em vários outros gêneros e sub-séries, como Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games e a série Sonic Boom. Até 2016, a série vendeu mais de 80 milhões de cópias físicas de jogos,[2] e mais de 350 milhões de unidades quando combinados com relançamentos e downloads para celulares.[3] Fora dos vídeogames, a franquia também já foi divulgada em outras mídias, incluindo desenhos animados, anime e uma longa série de histórias em quadrinhos, que foi reconhecida como a mais longa história em quadrinhos baseada em um vídeogame já publicada pelo Guinness World Records.

Pokémon FireRed Version e Pokémon LeafGreen Version (ポケットモンスター ファイアレッド・リーフグリーン, Poketto Monsutā Faiareddo,Rīfugurīn?) são dois jogos eletrônicos da série Pokémon para o Game Boy Advance. São remakes das primeiras versões da série de Pokémon Red e Green. Os dois jogos contêm os 151 primeiros Pokémon dos jogos originais de Game Boy, assim como muitos de segunda geração. O jogo traz a velha região Kanto e apresenta as novas Sevii Islands. As duas versões são consideradas jogos de terceira geração. Com as duas versões juntamente com Pokémon Ruby e Sapphire e Pokémon Colosseum, seria possível obter 385 pokémon, faltando apenas Mew para completar os 386 existentes até a época. Esse último Pokémon veio com Pokémon Emerald em 2005

O post SONIC virou UM POKÉMON | HISTORIA SONICMON FIRE RED apareceu primeiro em Rk Play - Canal de video games.

from WordPress https://rkplay.com.br/sonic-virou-um-pokemon-historia-sonicmon-fire-red/

[blogcancercero]

Sonichu 10: Página 70

Tras un último gesto de solidaridad con Mary Rosechu, Ultra Sonichu se marcha para que las Rosechus de la Base puedan desaparecer en el olvido. Puesto que son personajes vinculados a Alec, terminarán de lado conforme Chris enfrie su odio hacia el troll, y no sería la 1ª vez que Chris se calma con quien le cae mal. Sonichu: Bueno, ya están listas. Phil y Meredith en el escritorio les darán un…

[blogcancercero]

Sonichu 10: Página 56

A pesar de estar en forma Ultra, los otros personajes reconocen al Sonichu original. Deberían quedarse extrañados por ese Sonichu de color naranja. Erizos de Asperchu: ¡Nuestro salvador! ¡¡¡El Sonichu original!!! Asperchu: ¡Jadeo! Sr. Sonichu. No soy digno. Sonichu: Tranquilo, compañero Sonichu. Soy mortal como todos ustedes, pero he leído sobre sus dificultades y estamos aquí para…

[blogcancercero]

¡Incluso el medallón de Chris ha mutado con la transformación para estar a juego con la transformación de Sonichu! Nota: Collosal Chris Chan Nota: Ultra Sonichu Chris y Sonichu, gracias al poder de las Bolas Sonichu, alcanzan sus formas definitivas: Collosal Chris-Chan y Ultra Sonichu. El colosal Chris-Chan ha sido durante mucho tiempo motivo de burla entre los lectores de Sonichu; Aunque se…

[taffysannotatedsonichu]

Sonichu 10 Page 72

SONICHU {telepathy}: Thank you, Magi-Chan.

CONSTABLE LOUIS PEREZ: Sonichu, my bro.

SONICHU: Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez! Yo, Lou, how’s your wife and little Lou?

LOUIS PEREZ: Just chillin’, thanks for askin’.

CONSTABLE GERALD GRANT: Little Robbie givin’ you a good race?

SONICHU: Rob’s getting faster every day, and my little ladies are doing good in school too. Rosey’s still super-fine!

GERALD GRANT: That is good to hear.

LOUIS PEREZ: Listen, man, don’t worry about Inos; we’ll send his stash to the NASA rocket, clean him up good, and send him to a soup hotel room with a warning. We’ll sit with him until the ambulance arrives.

SONICHU: Awesome. Well, I gotta fly; y’all keep it real. Peace.

GRANT AND PEREZ: Peace, Sonichu.

This page introduces two never before seen or even acknowledged characters to Sonichu, and the first non-jerkop cops to be featured, Gerald Grant (left) and Louis Perez (right), who were just summoned by Magi-Chan relaying Chris’s memories of speaking to Inos to their brains. It is possible that the two are based on Eddie and Lou, Chief Wiggum’s right hand men on The Simpsons. Apparently, despite their lack of presence in the story, they are close friends of Sonichu’s, close enough that they know of his family and he knows of theirs.

Perez is apparently Hispanic (note that Lou from The Simpsons is intended to be black), and he and Grant seem to be filling the classic “salt and pepper cops” trope seen in commonly in 80’s cop movies. Perez stands as one of fairly few characters of color to be portrayed positively, as well as in a position of authority, and was likely written to be non-white in anticipation of the criticism that Chris would receive about having Inos being portrayed as a stereotypical stoner.

Their title is listed as “constable”, which is not used at all in the entire police force of the commonwealth of Virginia - in the United States, the usage of the “constable” title has always been inconsistent, and many states have either phased out the office or, like Virginia, have never had them at all after the colonial era. Thus, it is likely that Chris picked it up from TV or movies, most likely something British as, in the UK, “constable” is the title for their lowest ranking police officers and is thus much more widely used in their popular culture.

The two are incredibly unprofessional and casual for on-duty officers, with their frequent use of slang and other informal dialogue. For instance, Perez describes his wife and young son to be “just chillin’” when Sonichu enquires about their continued wellbeing, and the pair send Sonichu off with a “Peace” as he heads off to his next murderous misadventure.

[taffysannotatedsonichu]

Sonichu 10 Page 71

INOS: Come on! Help a 78-year old Jamacian war veteran out… I have been on a fight with this cold for five years and… *snort* *snoorrrtttt* *ptooo*

SONICHU: Eauuuuu… gross!!! Ugh! That loog’s as big as a tennis ball! 78 years old? How the heck are you still even alive after all that nicotine smog of yours. Have you been residing in this soup hotel?

INOS: Naw, man! I’ve been bummin’ and 420-ing in the dumbster back there in the alley.

SONICHU: Oh my God! I am baffled on how Magi-Chan could not find you sooner. Your brain must be cloudier than a pea-souper fog in London.

SONICHU {telepathy}: Magi-Chan, do you read me?

MAGI-CHAN {telepathy}: Loud and clear, Sonichu.

SONICHU {telepathy}: I have a 78-year old man at my location; please relay my fresh memory to the nearest police station, and send an ambulance here too.

MAGI-CHAN {telepathy}: I’ve just relayed your memory to two officers just around the corner from your location; they are on their way right now, and CWCville medical has been contacted.

Inos’s first paragraph reveals much of what we know about his character. Firstly, he is seventy-eight years old, meaning he was born in 1929 or 1930, making him only two years younger than Chris’s father and one of the oldest characters we meet in Sonichu, possibly only surpassed by Beel, assuming the story about him having been Hitler’s assistant were true. Secondly, he’s Jamaican, the only character in Sonichu to hail from the Caribbean. Thirdly, he’s a veteran of an unspecified war, possibly either Korea or Vietnam, though Asperchu’s take on Inos, Jimarcus Chu, took the phrasing “Jamaican war veteran” literally and had him be a veteran of the fictional Jamaican War. Fourthly, he is strapped for cash and appears to be pushing drugs for a living. Fifthly, he seems to have some sort of chronic respiratory illness.

Sonichu chides him for his life style of “bummin’ and 420-ing” and immediately calls upon Magi-Chan, who calls the cops on this poor man using telepathy. Inos’s desire to share his grass with Sonichu ends up his undoing, as according to the next page, he was forced into a soup hotel and his beloved wacky-tobacky was put on the rocket to the moon with the rest of the tobacky. He did, however, make it out better than Kathleen does in the revised ending of this issue - she’s sent to max security prison for smoking weed, while Inos is merely slapped on the wrist.

Sonichu, in his speech to Inos, mashes two metaphors together and invents the phrase “a pea-souper fog in London”. He probably meant “a pea soup or fog in London”, combining two stock metaphors for cloudiness.

[taffysannotatedsonichu]

Sonichu 10 Page 66

SONICHU: Hey! Can we get on with the story, Mr. Director?

CHRIS: Yes, Sonichu, I’m done, let’s go.

Caption: Meanwhile, back in CWCville, VA…

PUNCHY: I was a very popular dude with the fans, and this jerk dares to portray me a blathering idiot and dead?! I oughtta punch his lights out!!!

WILD: What I detest most about this Alec is his nerve to portray me as a homo. Ugh!!!! And Evan is a jerk to; trying to rid me of my Simonla.

ANGELICA: And the way those three draw, and people calling it superior art?! They have no taste at all! Blasphemous!!!

Ultra Sonichu breaks the fourth wall to ask Chris to put a sock in it so they can return to the narrative of Sonichu. Chris obliges by shutting his mouth, only to have the next few pages full of all of his remaining complaints, along with the characters who were killed in Asperchu responding themselves.

In a meta gag, on both this page and the previous page, Chris ripped through the paper of the comic to speak directly to the reader. The previous page showed a segment of page 67 and this page shows page 64. This is meant to be Chris literally ripping through the page of the comic as if it were a real book (I’m assuming that #65 and #66 would the reverse of each other on the same sheet of paper, as most real books are printed so even numbered pages are on the left and odd numbered pages on the right, even though the CWCkipedia isn’t structured like this at all and I’m so very confused right now). But the CWCkipedia wasn’t at all structured like a real book - indeed it was more like a slideshow where the new page always appeared on the right and the one directly before it appeared on the left. So, if you’ve been reading Sonichu 10 like I have, and you jumped straight to what was technically page 2 because that had the first two pages of the comic side by side and been jumping up by even numbers ever since, the gag is confusingly ruined by having page 65 on the left and 66 on the right on the same screen. This gag would have been much better formatted if CWCkipedia read more like a book than a slideshow.

Back in the mayor’s office, the notable players absent from Mission: Minnesota - Rosechu, the Chaotic Combo, Patti, Allison, and Crystal - sit around and complain about Asperchu. Punchy notes that he was a popular character among the fans - by fans we mean trolls and by “popular” we mean that Punchy was something of a meme among fans, and in other fan art from around the time of Asperchu he was generally portrayed as a racist caricature of Asians, not unlike the way Asperchu showed him. Chris and Punchy seem to not be understanding the sarcasm of the support of the “fans”. Wild once again groans at the homos, with a very classic Chris “ugh!” and complains about Evan’s battle to remove Simonla from the comic, characterizing him as a “jerk”. Lastly, Angelica describes preferring the art style of Alec, Evan, and Sean (confusingly, Angie only says “those three”, despite only name checking Alec and Evan, meaning those unaware of the situation surrounding Sonichu 10 wouldn’t understand who the third artist was until the next page) to be “blasphemous”. I think we’re supposed to see this as Angelica’s religious upbringing impacting her word choice, hence her describing anything she dislikes as being blasphemous, but given all the other religious symbolism interspersed throughout the last twenty pages or so, I can’t help but assume that this is Chris’s god complex shining through.

[taffysannotatedsonichu]

Sonichu 10 Page 68

MAGI-CHAN {thought/telepathy}: Even Thomas Jefferson would dry if he saw his own village and university he founded explode into chaos and anarchy.

Caption: Within the city, at a soup hotel…

Sign: Soup hotel 17

Sign: Vinny’s

Caption: *teleports in*

SONICHU: Well, ladies, this is one of CWCville, Virginia’s soup hotels.

SONICHU: Y’all are free to stay here in one or so of their bedrooms for free, and y’all get fed well too.

SONICHU: Consider this a second chance at a good life which Christian offers to y’all; seek good employment after y’all get your strength rebuilt and find your own better paths in life.

SONICHU: They have books, local cable TV, videos and more here from kind donations at your disposal for learning or entertainment. This is a friendly community and city. I’ll go check y’all in, then I have to finish saving the world. Christian offers this to you all out of the kindness and goodwill in his heart and mind; I advise you to take this opportunity well.

Magi-Chan’s American flag-backed final statement reenforces the previous page’s bizarre ramblings, with a note that Thomas Jefferson, who spent most of his later years in Charlottesville, would “dry” (he means cry) if he saw CWCville overrun by trolls. This begs the question - are Charlottesville and CWCville one and the same to Chris? Because didn’t Chris found CWCville? Now CWCville is based on Charlottesville geographically, because it’s the place Chris knows the best (to be fair, it is supposed to be a Pokemon region, and having a Pokemon region being based on a real region is not only commonplace, it’s more or less de rigeur), but does that mean it shares a history? (And note that Pokemon regions, despite being geographically based on real world regions, always have completely different histories due to the fantastical setting of the franchise - for instance, nowhere in the history of New York was there a massive war between two brothers and their dragons over truth and ideals.) Whatever. Just know that Chris’s mayorship is Thomas Jefferson approved.

We then get our first glimpse at Chris’s master plan for ending poverty: the soup hotel. Chris’s reasoning is since there are soup kitchens and homeless shelters already, then we should just combine them into one large complex containing private rooms and food - essentially a free hotel for the homeless, courtesy of CWC. This, while a noble idea, would cost an exorbitant amount of money and is not feasible. According to Chris, a soup hotel is ten stories tall, with ten to twenty rooms per floor (assuming the ground floor has rooms in it, that’s 100-200 rooms per soup hotel), each with their own bed, bathroom, and a cable TV. The soup hotel shown here is number 17, directly contradicting a previous statement of Chris’s that there were only ten soup hotels in CWCville. Either A) seven new soup hotels opened up in the month between when Chris announced the soup hotels numbering ten, B) the numbering system counts at least seven soup hotels outside of CWCville, but most likely C) Chris forgot that he said there were only ten when he called this one number 17.

It seems that soup hotels also double as battered women’s shelters, as Sonichu teleports the four surviving basement Rosechus to this soup hotel and checking them in.

[taffysannotatedsonichu]

Sonichu 10 Page 63

SFX: Bam! Bam! Bam!

METAL ASPERCHU: Illogical!

METAL ASPERCHU: Bullets bounce off… flame resistant… searching for options���

CHRIS: Bang!

SFX: *Zap Cannon*

SFX: *Protect*

CHRIS: Hasta la vista, roboto!

Following Sonichu, Michael, and Asperchu’s strikes, Metal Asperchu stands there like a dolt, incredibly confused how Protect works. Chris performs his Zap Cannon and quips “Hasta la Vista, roboto”, combining “hasta la vista”, a Spanish farewell made popular by the Terminator in Terminator 2: Judgement Day, with “roboto”, likely referencing Styx’s 1983 hit “Mr. Roboto”.

[taffysannotatedsonichu]

Sonichu 10 Page 64

CHRIS: Is everyone alright?

SWIFT: We’re all okay Christian.

MICHAEL: Hey! There’s Alec!

ASPERCHU: Let’s go kick his a** for giving us Aspergers and drawing us sooo terribly!

CHRIS: I think all our problems here in Minnesota will be resolved very shortly.

SONICHU: Actually, Chris, there are four caged Rosechus in Alec’s basement.

CHRIS: Oh. Well, I’ll teleport them all to safety, then finally deal with Slaweel.

Metal Asperchu is anticlimactically destoyed with zero injuries on the side of good. Whatever celebration they might have been planning is cut short as Michael spots their former abuser, Alec Benson Leary, and the seven Asperchu hedgehogs beat him to a pulp off screen. Alec doesn’t appear on screen until later this issue, when he kills Simonla, then gets fried.

At the bottom of this page, Chris is incredibly antsy to call Mission: Minnesota a wrap. When Sonichu brings up the Basement Rosechus, Chris offhandedly remarks how he’ll rescue them but he’s really got his eye on his next great villain he must destroy: Mary Lee Walsh. This entire page reeks of boredom - I imagine that, since Asperchu’s rise was rather meteoric at the end of 2009, that Chris didn’t include this sequence when he originally outlined Sonichu 10, and that he originally intended the reawakening of Zelina to be immediately followed by Mary Lee’s defeat. Now he wants to get back on schedule, so he wants Metal Asperchu out of the picture (why even have a boss fight at all if you’re so strapped for time?), to squeeze in one last potshot against Alec by having his characters beat him up, even if off screen, and then get going to defeat Mary Lee. In practice, there’s a good ten more pages of Alec/Asperchu bashing before we actually get to Mary Lee.

Also, I believe this is the final time the action of Sonichu leaves the commonwealth of Virginia, at least until Sonichu 12-9 goes to My Little Pony land.

[taffysannotatedsonichu]

Sonichu 10 Page 57

MICHAEL: Thank you, sir. We are very excited for your arrival. Alec is not the best caretaker here; he gives more care and attention to Asperia, Max, Benny, Sitting Chu, Jonas, Dixie, and that nameless green one. He formed us to look low-resolution, blocky, gross, and retarded; is that a notion of a caring individual? No, it is not.

BOBBY (ALEC’S WILD): He cursed us seven with his own Aspergers and negative influances. Even worse, he pushes homosexuality onto me with Evan’s Simonchu… it is a constant nightmare to me, even being forced to do the act in the “honeymoon” video… wahhh!!! God, please release me of this hell!!!

KITTY (ALEC’S BUBBLES): We never wanted to be named after the original ones in your world; I wanted to be named Kitty. “Sonichu” wanted to be called Mike, “Wild” Bob, and so on. Alec tore the spikes and tails from some of us. We were all born here in Minnesota from our father Sonichu who was also born here. Upon breeding the bunch of us, as well as Asperia, Benny, Sitting Chu, Jonas, Dixie, and the green guy, there were five Roseys that Alec decided not to care for at all. They get treated like hamsters.

TRISHA (ALEC’S ANGELICA): Actually, there’s only four of them now; one tried to report Alec to the ASPCA, but before she could make it there, she lost her life by the hands of Dino Dash… that was one example that scared us all with intense fear. The remaining four have grown to be regular Rosechus now… caged in Alec’s basement. My name should be Trisha.

WHISP (ALEC’S PUNCHY): Uh!!!!… Uh!!!!… I’m Whisperin’! You know what I’m sayin’? My name’s Whisperin’!

SWIFT: I used to have my psychic powers, but Alec numbed my mind with the Aspergers… Numbie be my name… the “Grandpa” Sonichu was our father… he was 20 when the last of us was bred between him and Alec’s Ditto… Dad became old with Bill’s age-acceleration machine… headache!!!

ASPERCHU: We never wanted Aspergers; we never wanted to look stupid, gross, and retarded, and we are sick and tired of Alec and his crew. This body type and these glasses are terrible. I need a girlfriend too.

SONICHU: My God! Well, Chris and I will set the girls free and get them well-fed and started on a better life. For now, y’all gather round. I will cure y’all of your mental blocks, improve your looks, and raise your IQ and self-confidence greatly.

TL; DR: Alec’s a jerk and he forced us to be in Asperchu, we’re not the original Sonichu/Chaotic Combo, we’re not gay, we hate our names, Alec keeps four women tied up in his basement and killed a fifth, but don’t worry, GodJesus Sonichu’s love saves all.

Michael’s speech tells of how Alec gives preferential treatment for stuff like page time and not getting brutally murdered to the various OC’s Asperchu introduced: Asperia, Asperchu’s dream daughter from the future, much like Chris’s dream daughter Crystal, who would eventually be born as a hideous deformed mutant Rosechu; Max, a friend of Asperchu’s who is a pink puffy blob that can copy the abilities of people he inhales and is a 100% original character and not Kirby in any way; Benny, a one-shot character from issue 1A, who worked with the fundamentalist Christian couple John and Kendra who feuded with Asperchu that issue; Sitting Chu, the Asperchu version of the Anchuent Leader of the Cherokian Clan; Dixie and Jonas Chu, Asperchu’s dream girl and his romantic rival; and the “nameless” green Sonichu, actually named Peter, is a minor friend of Jonas Chu’s. For whatever reason, Chris omits from this list the greatest Asperchu character, Jivin Pickles.

Bobby goes on about how they were not born with Asperger’s and Alec cursed it upon them, and that, unlike Asperchu’s version of Wild, he himself is not homosexual. In Asperchu, Wild Sonichu and Evan’s Simonchu, the True and Honest Simonla, were a gay couple to mock Chris’s decision to make Simonla a girl and pair her with Wild. As you can well guess, Chris was not a fan of this relationship, or their “honeymoon video” that Magi-Chan mass debates to.

Alec’s Bubbles, Kitty, explains that they had no desire to have the same names as Chris’s EHPs, and that they each had picked a name for themselves. Kitty also implies that, in order to make these EHPs resemble their Chaotic Combo counterparts more accurately, Alec painfully disfigured them, implicitly I think we’re meant to assume that Alec had the tail removed from Whisp Sonichu to make him more resemble the unnaturally tail-less Punchy. Also according to Kitty, apparently they’re all brothers and sisters, along with the OCs of Asperchu, and this quintet of Roseys that apparently were of no use to Alec, thus they were ignored and caged in Alec’s basement. These Roseys have no basis in Asperchu canon, as Rosechu herself had yet to appear in Asperchu at this point.

Trisha’s speech tells the tale of the tragic fifth Basement Rosechu, who apparently got reasonably far in an escape before getting killed by Asperchu’s version of Clyde Cash, Dino Dash. Her death was used as an unsubtle warning to the remaining Asperchu cast that resistance against Alec was futile. This is a weirdly dark plot point, and yet the surviving Sonichus and Rosechus seem to not care particularly much about their fallen comrade (Kitty even introduces their group as a quartet until Trisha corrects her). The surviving Basement Rosechus don’t express any sorrow for the loss of their sister, who isn’t given so much as a name. It’s almost like this character was just created to defame Alec. Hmmm.

Whisp offers no useful information with his eighth of the page whatsoever. His “whisperin’” name is possibly meant to be ironic, as he appears to be yelling in his speech bubble.

Swift, despite apparently having been a long-ignored prophet a la Cassandra two pages ago, has apparently been stripped of his psychic prowess thanks to Aspergers, and suggests that he has been cruelly nicknamed “Numbie”, possibly by Alec and crew. He also goes more in depth regarding the team’s genealogy than Kitty did, explaining that the “Grandpa Alzheichu” was in fact their biological father, their biological mother being a Ditto, a Pokemon famous for its ability to breed with most other Pokemon in the game. However, to sync up the ages of the Chaotic Combo (presumably 19 like rest of the team) with the age of Alzheichu (elderly), Swift says that he was exposed to an age-acceleration machine, made by none other than former Team Rocket lead scientist Bill Schwartz. Okay, two questions. One, aside from wanting to make Alzheichu more closely resemble Bob Chandler, what’s the point of even inventing an age-acceleration machine? No one likes getting older, so it seems like this machine would have no practical use. Two, we see Bill at the end of this chapter, for the first time since Sonichu 1, and he’s completely turned “good” and is working for CWCville’s hospital. He even specifically mentions ditching Team Rocket to save lives at the hospital. He makes no reference to ever working with the Asperpedia Four. Granted, given that by the time he reappears the Asperpedia Four are wanted murderers I wouldn’t exactly blame him for wanting to hide any former affiliation with them, but it’s nevertheless an unexplained plot point.

Asperchu, the only character Chris has zero claim to creation (and thus the one Alec later had the most issue with Chris stealing him here), goes on and on about how ugly Alec made him and how he needs a girlfriend. Weirdly, Chris never gives him one despite this request (granted, Kitty, Trisha, and the basement Rosechus are all apparently his sisters, and every other female Rosechu of dating age is already paired up, so it’s possible this was a conscious decision.) Sonichu, moved by their plight, prepares to cure of all that ails them.

[taffysannotatedsonichu]

Sonichu 10 Page 56

ALL ASPERCHU HEDGEHOGS: Our savior! The original Sonichu!!!

ASPERCHU: *Gasp!* Mr. Sonichu. I am not worthy.

SONICHU: At ease, fellow Sonichu. I am mortal like y’all are, yet I have read of your plights, and we are here to help.

MICHAEL: Ooh! Ooh! Is Christian Weston Chandler here too?! It really broke my heart when Alec made me betray the image of Christian and make a false god out of the brown-striped one. And I froze up while watching him get set on fire by Alec’s metal monster. I prayed for forgiveness from the real Christian. Sonichu, will he ever forgive me?

SONICHU: It is alright; Christian is a good man; he forgives you.

Ultra Sonichu’s arrival is framed much like the second coming of Christ: the EHPs of Asperchu stand there, mouths agape, and proclaim the descending Sonichu to be their savior. Asperchu claims he is not worthy to be in Sonichu’s presence, but Sonichu, playing into their deification of him, insists Asperchu be “at ease”. Sonichu tells them that he has read Asperchu and has been appalled by the treatment they got in the comic, and he is here to save them from having to be in Alec’s comic.

Now, let me be very clear here - prior to this retcon, Chris genuinely thought that his Sonichu and his Chaotic Combo, and the ones in Asperchu, were one and the same. When Alec decided to have Wild, Punchy, and Angelica killed by Metal Asperchu, Chris took that as a personal insult against the three. The fact that, in Asperchu, the character based on Chris himself is named “Ian Brandon Anderson” and is a villain and everyone reveres Liquid Chris as the true Christian Weston Chandler was something Chris took as an insult. So Chris wrote the Asperchu characters to be extremely repentant for their actions in Alec’s comics, especially for acknowledging Liquid as the true Chris. The most troubling aspect of this section is Alec’s Sonichu, dubbed by Chris to be “Michael”, praying to Chris for forgiveness for making a false idol out of Liquid. Chris is painting himself as a god, with a rule system not unlike the Judeo-Christian God, with the EHPs as his loyal followers. At best, I suppose we’re meant to assume that Alec’s hedgehogs were raised in isolation, and are so naive that they assume that Chris is God and Sonichu is Jesus, but since this is such a recurring trend around this period I can’t help but become concerned.

[taffysannotatedsonichu]

Sonichu 10 Page 54

SONICHU: Yo, big C., are ya about done yet?

Caption: 5 minutes earlier…

SONICHU {thought}: Badly drawn…

SONICHU {thought}: This place is a mess…

Having returned to human form last page, Chris surrounds the HexBox Pavilion with a purple (psychic?) glow and is about to destroy it when he is interrupted by Sonichu. The scene then shifts to Sonichu’s half of the Asperchu incident.

Sonichu, simultaneous with Chris’s destruction of Alec’s HexBox Pavilion, descends a staircase and enters Asperchu’s room from the Asperchu comics. Sonichu notes that the room is “badly drawn”, which was kind of the point of Asperchu. Ironically, though the color palette of the room is rather drab and unappealing, a washed-out red for the walls and a dark mustard yellow for the floors, the lack of marker strokes makes it much more visually pleasing than the rest of Chris’s art. Next, Sonichu enters another room, presumably meant to be Alec’s bedroom or the workspace where he draws Asperchu, and notes that, much like Chris’s own bedroom, it’s incredibly messy.

[taffysannotatedsonichu]

Sonichu 10 Page 70

SONICHU: Well, y’all are set, Phil and Meredith at the desk will give y’all a tour and show you to your room. Oh, and I asked, and that wheelchair was freshly donated and cleaned, so you are good-to-to, Mary.

SONICHU: Let me help you.

MARY ROSECHU: Thank you.

SONICHU: Y’all take care and stay safe. Maybe our paths will cross again.

MARY ROSECHU: Well, we are grateful for yours and Christian’s goodwill.

INOS: Heeeeyyyyy mon.

INOS: My name’s Inos… wha’ chu up to?… I am eclectic on this hedge… high on the hog… you wan’ som’ of this dige, mon?

SONICHU: *groan* Look, smoking drugs are illegal in this city, and they are cancerous, harmful and dangerous on one’s health, so no!!!

Ultra Sonichu sends the basement Rosechus off on their merry ways, noting that their paths may cross again (they never meet onscreen again, likely because by the time that Chris returned to the comic five years later, Alec was but a distant memory and the basement Rosechus were no longer needed). Note that Chris talks about a Phil and Meredith that work at the soup hotel - assuming they work there and aren’t just volunteers, a paid staff would add an additional monetary strain on the soup hotel it doesn’t need.

Sonichu is barely out the door when he is accosted by what is without a shadow of a doubt the greatest character in all of Sonichu - Inos. A parody of Chris’s weed-loving trolls along with a reference to a troll character, Inos is a stereotypical Jamaican, complete with a red, yellow, and green hat/headdress thing that vaguely resembles Sonichu’s ears. His name is “Soni” backward, and his opening statement is a coded reference to the phrase “Sonichu, eclectic hedgehog Digimon”. Much like the basement Rosechus, he is an entirely irrelevant character to any of the proceedings of the comic, yet due to his irreverence and his dedication to marijuana, he became an instant hit with the trolls and remains a beloved Sonichu character to this day. Sonichu dismisses him and declines his offer to smoke weed, and lectures him on the errors of his ways.