#Constable Louis Perez

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Sonichu 10 Page 82

Caption: A few minutes later…

Police tape: Do not cross do not cross

FIRST RESPONDER: Oh, this is not looking good. We need to get to the hospital.

LOU PEREZ: I’ll let Chris know.

LOU PEREZ: Big C., Officer Perez here. A toilet exploded from a Voltorb that self-destructed on remote command.

LOU PEREZ: Miss Simonla Rosechu fell victim, and she was injured bad. We’re rushing her to the hospital.

CHRIS {over walkie-talkie}: Dang… I copy that. Thank you, Lou.

CHRIS {on TV}: Simonla was not mine to begin with, as she was originally based off of Simonchu. I edited her CWCipedia bio page to state that she was not based on Simon.

MAGI-CHAN: Lou, these two were in close league with Simonla’s killer.

LOU PEREZ: Good job Magi-Chan; we’ll take ‘em in.

SIMONLA: Wild, I don’t think I’m going to make it… take my lucky shark tooth.

Lou Perez, one of the officers seen earlier this issue, surveys the restroom carnage and explains the situation to Chris. Chris’s response to hearing that one of his beloved hedgehogs was gravely wounded and is not long for this Earth? “Dang.”

As Simonla is rushed away from the scene of her injury, Chris’s apology for her creation echoes from his earlier speech is stated. Chris also didn’t think through the meta implications of talking about the CWCipedia inside Sonichu itself - is the CWCipedia a website in the world of Sonichu as well?

Chris fails proportions once again as it appears that the EMTs attending Simonla are barely taller than her stretcher.

Magi-Chan presents Lou with Evan and Simonchu, already describing them as Simonla’s killers despite Simonla not having passed on at this point. For some reason, Simonchu disappears from the story until the next issue here - he’s not tried and he’s not executed, and he’s not sent to the Amish farm in the revision. It’s possible Chris forgot he included him in this section, or that he was so furious at the humans that forced him to kill Simonla that he forgot about their fictional henchman, or it’s possible that the revision he codified seven years later was in the back of his mind even at the time, and thus Simonchu was let off lighter as he was coerced into the attack?

Before Simonla is hurried into the ambulance, she lets out a few last words, saying her goodbye to her lover by handing him her “lucky shark’s tooth”, a pendant based on the Core Drill pendant Simonchu wears. It wasn’t apparently very lucky here, as she was wearing it when she was fatally injured. Trolls are quick to note that she is only shown post-explosion from the waist up, implying that the majority of her injuries were to her legs and crotch.

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You won’t hear this from the media, but we are 123 days into this year and have lost 119 law enforcement officers in the line of duty. There were also 3 Police K-9’s killed. Many in America don’t know their names.  

Here they are Liberals, SAY THEIR NAMES...

Sergeant Gordon William Best Sergeant Daniel Marcus Mobley Lieutenant Jeff Bain Deputy Sheriff Nicholas Howell Sergeant Randall Sims Deputy Sheriff Jonathan David Price Police Officer Jay Hughes Officer Brian David Sicknick Sergeant David G. Crumpler Lieutenant William Lyle Gardner Conservation Officer Steven Reighard Police Officer Arturo Villegas Master Corporal Brian Roy LaVigne Agent Luis A. Marrero-Díaz Agent Luis X. Salamán-Conde Agent Eliezer Hernández-Cartagena Police Officer Melton "Fox" Gore Sergeant Frederick H. "Butch" Cameron Detective Sergeant Stephen R. Desfosses Chief of Police Tony M. Jordan Corporal Christine Peters Constable Sherry Kay Langford Lieutenant Treva Preston Corrections Officer IV Alfred Jimenez Police Officer Jerry Steven Hemphill Sergeant Edward John Marcurella, Jr. Lieutenant John Reynolds Corrections Officer Joseph A. Martini Deputy Sheriff Adam Gibson Police Officer Brandon M. Stalker Warrants Officer Toby Keiser Deputy Sheriff Jacinto R. Navarro, Jr. Officer Byron Don Shields Lieutenant Frank Arnold Special Agent Wayne Douglas Snyder Captain Michael D'Angelo Garigan Lieutenant Juan Rafael Rivera-Padua Auxiliary Sergeant Louis M. Livatino Director of Field Operations Beverly Good Sergeant Tommy W. Cudd Sergeant Jeffery Robert Smith Special Agent Robert Allan Mayer, Jr. Sergeant William Brautigam Correctional Officer Juan Llanes Sergeant Grace A. Bellamy Lieutenant Michael Boutte Special Agent Laura Ann Schwartzenberger Special Agent Daniel Alfin Detention Officer Robert Perez Agent Juan Rosado-López Patrolman Darian Jarrott Detective Pedro Junior "Pete" Mejia Officer Cesar Dangaran Sibonga Deputy Sheriff Ross Dixon Corrections Officer IV Vicky James Investigator Eddie B. Hutchison, III Chief of Police Timothy John Sheehan Deputy Sheriff Donald Raymond Gilreath, III Police Officer Mitchell Penton Officer Genaro Guerrero Corrections Officer IV Tawiwo Obele Major Estaban "Stevie" Ramirez, III Deputy Constable Manuel Phillipe De La Rosa Sergeant Richard Paul Brown Deputy Sheriff Michael Magli Police Officer Horacio Dominguez Lieutenant Eugene Lasco Natural Resources Officer Jason Lagore Parole Officer Troy K. Morin Officer Carlos Mendoza Deputy Sheriff Thomas Albanese Reserve Deputy Constable Martinus Mitchum Police Officer Dominic Jared Winum Captain Justin Williams Bedwell Police Officer II Jose Anzora Corrections Officer III Tracey Adams Officer Crispin San Juan San Jose Officer Jesse Madsen Sergeant Barry Edwin Henderson Deputy Sheriff Stanley "Allen" Burdic Police Officer Gary Hibbs Border Patrol Agent Alejandro Flores-Bañuelos Police Officer Kevin Valencia Sergeant LaShonda Owens Police Officer Eric Talley Chief of Police Fred Alan Posavetz Correctional Officer Robert McFarland Senior Master Trooper Todd A. Hanneken Corporal Kyle Jeffrey Davis Trooper Joseph Gallagher Sergeant Shane Owens Reserve Deputy Sheriff James Driver Trooper Chad Walker Corrections Officer Luis Arturo Hernandez, Sr. Police Officer William Evans Lieutenant James Kouski Police Officer Brent Nelson Hall Deputy Sheriff Christopher Wilson Knight Sergeant James K. Smith Deputy Sheriff Thomas Patrick Barnes Deputy Sheriff Carlos Antonio Hernandez Border Patrol Agent Christopher Shane Simpkins Police Officer David Parde Constable Edward F. Ryan K9 Figo K9 Riley K9 Luna

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Hey Friends,

We are facing a dire emergency. In just a matter of days, the State of Texas is scheduled to execute an innocent man by the name of Rodney Reed. On this Saturday at 2pm we are inviting you to join the family of Rodney Reed along with:

We need as many folks as possible to come to Austin and demand that Governor Abbott and the State of Texas STOP THE EXECUTION of Rodney Reed! We are inviting folks from all around Texas and the country to join us to demand justice for Rodney Reed and Stacey Stites. Please mark your calendars and spread the word.

Rodrick Reed - Brother of Rodney Reed

Sandra Reed - Mother of Rodney Reed

Heather Campbell Stobbs - cousin of Stacey Stites, murder victim

Shaun King - Writer and national Black Lives Matter activist and co-founder of Real Justice PAC

Lee Merritt - National civil rights attorney who focuses on cases of police brutality, hate crimes, and corporate discrimination

Representative Vikki Goodwin – Texas House Member, District 47

Mark Clements - Former juvenile LWOP prisoner from Illinois

Shujaa Graham - exonerated death row prisoner from CA

Juan Melendez - exonerated death row prisoner from Florida

Robert Muhammad - Leader of Austin Nation of Islam

Mike Siegel - Congressional candidate for Texas district 10

Kevin Gannon - Retired NYPD detective from A&E'S Dead Again

Deke Pierce - Candidate for Travis County Constable, Precinct 2

Reverend Byron Green - Pastor at Mount Carmel Baptist Church in Elgin, TX

Delia Perez Meyer - sister of TX death row prisoner Louis Castro Perez

Musical performance by Riders Against the Storm!

More speakers to be announced soon!

We will be collecting petitions and clemency letters at this event, and will have information about further actions in November to stop the execution!

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Sonichu 10 Page 72

SONICHU {telepathy}: Thank you, Magi-Chan.

CONSTABLE LOUIS PEREZ: Sonichu, my bro.

SONICHU: Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez! Yo, Lou, how’s your wife and little Lou?

LOUIS PEREZ: Just chillin’, thanks for askin’.

CONSTABLE GERALD GRANT: Little Robbie givin’ you a good race?

SONICHU: Rob’s getting faster every day, and my little ladies are doing good in school too. Rosey’s still super-fine!

GERALD GRANT: That is good to hear.

LOUIS PEREZ: Listen, man, don’t worry about Inos; we’ll send his stash to the NASA rocket, clean him up good, and send him to a soup hotel room with a warning. We’ll sit with him until the ambulance arrives.

SONICHU: Awesome. Well, I gotta fly; y’all keep it real. Peace.

GRANT AND PEREZ: Peace, Sonichu.

This page introduces two never before seen or even acknowledged characters to Sonichu, and the first non-jerkop cops to be featured, Gerald Grant (left) and Louis Perez (right), who were just summoned by Magi-Chan relaying Chris’s memories of speaking to Inos to their brains. It is possible that the two are based on Eddie and Lou, Chief Wiggum’s right hand men on The Simpsons. Apparently, despite their lack of presence in the story, they are close friends of Sonichu’s, close enough that they know of his family and he knows of theirs.

Perez is apparently Hispanic (note that Lou from The Simpsons is intended to be black), and he and Grant seem to be filling the classic “salt and pepper cops” trope seen in commonly in 80’s cop movies. Perez stands as one of fairly few characters of color to be portrayed positively, as well as in a position of authority, and was likely written to be non-white in anticipation of the criticism that Chris would receive about having Inos being portrayed as a stereotypical stoner.

Their title is listed as “constable”, which is not used at all in the entire police force of the commonwealth of Virginia - in the United States, the usage of the “constable” title has always been inconsistent, and many states have either phased out the office or, like Virginia, have never had them at all after the colonial era. Thus, it is likely that Chris picked it up from TV or movies, most likely something British as, in the UK, “constable” is the title for their lowest ranking police officers and is thus much more widely used in their popular culture.

The two are incredibly unprofessional and casual for on-duty officers, with their frequent use of slang and other informal dialogue. For instance, Perez describes his wife and young son to be “just chillin’” when Sonichu enquires about their continued wellbeing, and the pair send Sonichu off with a “Peace” as he heads off to his next murderous misadventure.