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photon-bytez · 2 years ago
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August is now over, time to get ready for the skeleton war once again.
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meltorights · 27 days ago
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this is maybe spoilers for an episode of return of ultraman where going in blind is the best but....
theres this episode where there's this kid that's actually an alien in disguise and he's a friend of the girl of the episode and go finds out his identity AND SPENDS THE WHOLE EPISODE LIKE TRYING TO STRANGLE HIM TO DEATH and everyone's like "what the hell, you can't strangle a kid," but then it comes out and the MAT member who's the dad of the girl SHOOTS HIM IN THE THROAT AND HE BLEEDS OUT ON THE FLOOR before his true form is revealed.... it's so fucking awesome you could do anything back in the day
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photon-bytez · 1 month ago
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Going with a recent title that has me hooked recently…
The Red Guy from Cow & Chicken stole your alcohol. Go and destroy everything in your path to get said alcohol back and beat the ever-living shit out of him while you’re at it
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‘You are trying to slap some sense into your ex-boyfriend, while he does not let you sleep.’
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photon-bytez · 7 months ago
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I wasn't expecting this thing to have vocals not unlike the Werdos, but it manages to pull them off beautifully well. Really excited to see this guy in full once they come out next week
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meltorights · 28 days ago
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this commentor on the ultraman leo episode where tooru and kaoru's dad gets cut in half doesnt know what theyre talking about. it's a perfect show for five year olds.
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lucabyte · 11 months ago
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"So what's the weirdest possible first (second) impression Loop could make on the party in postcanon?" "Yeah, that, probably."
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theyre just standing there in direct party order while this happens. normal tuesday.
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photon-bytez · 1 year ago
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Mind if I join in, lads?
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the differences between crocodiles and alligators in case u were not aware
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michaela-o · 2 months ago
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please please PLEASE can we have an Autobot version of the how to catch a human post?! Begging on my knees here lol
Im sorry this took a bit longer i had so much fun writing this ! And besides that i got distracted by some of the TF comics that can be found online ! I just read the two whole comics about Drift becoming an autobot and man alive was that cool :3🧡
I'm also currently job-hunting and studying so there was not as much time to be online or make art as much as i'd like :'(🧡
But i hope you'll enjoy this one !! ( 。ớ ᴗờ)🧡
P.s. - I know this is a bit different from the decepticon one bc i made this one in the more First Contact universe♡
Autobot recommendation for handling/capturing fragile organics: Humans
Foreword on behalf of Autobots
Humans are delicate, skittish creatures who rely on their instincts, emotions, and have a surprising amount of unpredictability. They are small, fragile, and prone to bouts of irrational behavior when startled or cornered. Despite their size and vulnerability, they possess an extraordinary will to survive, making them both a challenge and a responsibility to handle correctly.
This guide was written for Autobots tasked with capturing, securing, or calming a human in scenarios where their cooperation is necessary but unlikely. Treat them as you would a frightened turbomouse: with patience and care.
1: Recognizing the human creature
1.1 PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS
Humans are organics with relatively uniform structure but remarkable fragility. Standing approximately not even quarter of the height of a minicon, they lack protective exoskeletons or natural armor. Their bodies are composed of soft tissues supported by brittle bones, making them particularly susceptible to external forces.
Their skin is their first line of defense, but it is thin and prone to tearing. Cybertronian scanners often mistake minor abrasions as critical damage—while rarely life-threatening, these injuries cause them significant distress. Be mindful of their soft exteriors.
Humans rely heavily on their sensory organs to navigate their environment. Their eyes are sensitive to bright light, and their ears to loud or unexpected noises. Both can cause disorientation, so avoid shining headlights directly at them or using amplified vocalizers during interactions.
1.2 BEHAVIORAL TRAITS
Humans exhibit a wide range of behaviors, often dictated by their emotional state. Unlike Cybertronians, who generally act with calculated logic, humans are impulsive. When frightened, their actions often defy rationality.
• Flight Response: A common reaction to danger, humans may attempt to flee without assessing their surroundings. This can lead them into greater peril, such as running toward an active battlefield or hazardous terrain. They are pretty fast for their size, but their stamina is limited. A frightened human will often collapse after prolonged exertion.
• Fight Response: Though rare, humans under stress may lash out. Their attacks, though feeble, can include throwing objects, kicking, or attempting to strike a Cybertronians. While their strength is negligible, their determination should not be underestimated.
• Freeze Response: Some humans become motionless when overwhelmed, effectively shutting down all voluntary movement. This reaction can make them difficult to rescue, as they may refuse to cooperate or acknowledge external stimuli.
2: Identifying stress signals
2.1 VOCAL CUES
Humans communicate distress through an array of strange vocalizations, often at high volume. Screaming is the most obvious indicator of fear, but rapid speech, muttering, or even complete silence can also signal distress. Listen carefully to their tone—shaky or uneven sounds often betray underlying anxiety.
2.2 PHYSICAL REACTIONS
Their bodies exhibit telltale signs of stress: trembling limbs, widened organic optics, or clenched fists. Sweating, though imperceptible to Cybertronian optics, is another key indicator. Advanced scanners can detect elevated heart rates and shallow breathing, both of which correlate with heightened fear.
2.3 ERRATIC MOVEMENTS
Humans under duress often behave unpredictably, darting in random directions or making illogical choices. For example, a human might attempt to climb unstable structures or hide in areas that provide no real protection. These behaviors stem from primal survival instincts and should not be interpreted as strategic actions.
3: Non-threatening approaches
3.1 MINIMIZING YOUR PRESENCE
Humans perceive large objects, especially moving ones, as threats. To avoid provoking unnecessary fear, always begin your approach in a non-intimidating manner. Transforming into vehicle mode is highly effective; many humans associate vehicles with utility and safety, not danger.
When in robot mode, avoid towering over them. Lowering yourself to their eye level by kneeling or sitting creates a sense of equality and reduces the perception of dominance.
3.2 VOCAL REASURRANCE
Humans respond well to calm, steady voices. Speak slowly, using simple phrases even though they will not understand Cybertronian language. Avoid Cybertronian technical jargon or complicated explanations, as humand won't even understand and will confuse or frighten them further.
If the human continues to panic, repeat your reassurances while maintaining a soft tone. Over time, they will begin to associate your voice tone with safety.
3.3 BODY LANGUAGE
Body language is as important as spoken words. Humans are highly visual creatures and will interpret your movements as cues for intent. Keep your gestures slow and deliberate. Avoid sudden movements, as these can be perceived as aggression.
Extend a hand palm-up when offering assistance, a universal gesture of peace. Keep your frame neutral—crossed arms, clenched fists, or rigid postures might be misinterpreted as hostility.
4: Techniques for securing a human
4.1 NON-CONTACT METHODS
Whenever possible, prioritize techniques that do not involve physical interaction.
• Guided Pathways: Create barriers using objects or your own body to funnel the human toward safety. This method is particularly effective in open environments where direct contact might cause them to flee in the wrong direction.
• Stasis Bubbles: Deploy low-energy containment fields to immobilize the human. These fields should be calibrated to avoid discomfort and allow full mobility once the immediate danger has passed.
4.2 DIRECT CONTACT METHODS
Important note: When physical interaction is unavoidable, use the utmost care.
• Lifting and Restraint: Cradle the human gently in both hands, supporting their head and limbs. Apply no more force than necessary to prevent them from struggling or falling.
• Transport Compartments: Many Autobots have interior compartments designed for transporting fragile cargo. Ensure these are padded, ventilated, and free of sharp edges before placing a human inside.
4.3 ENVIROMEMTAL ADJUSTMENTS
Humans are profoundly influenced by their surroundings. Dim lighting, soft sounds, and warm temperatures can help calm them during capture. Conversely, loud noises, flashing lights, or sudden temperature changes will heighten their distress.
5: Transporting the human
5.1 SAFE COMPARTMENTS
Select a secure compartment that protects the human from external hazards while allowing them to move comfortably. The space should include basic life-support features such as climate control and breathable air.
5.2 CONTINUOUS MONITORING
Scan the human regularly for signs of injury or stress. If their condition deteriorates, stop immediately and address their needs. Humans are highly vulnerable to dehydration, exhaustion, and emotional fatigue.
6: Release and recovery
6.1 GRADUAL DISENGAGMENT
When the mission is complete, release the human in a controlled manner. Begin by reducing your proximity, allowing them to acclimate to their surroundings. Avoid abrupt departures, which may leave them feeling abandoned or confused.
6.2 PROVIDING REASSURANCE
Humans value closure. Rather than explain, show your actions and reassure them of their safety. If possible, provide additional assistance, such as guiding them back to their community or offering resources for recovery.
Closing thoughts
Humans may be small and fragile, but they are resilient in their own way. By treating them with care and understanding, they will give you theirs in return.
"We honor the principles that make us Autobots." - Autobots
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sstarfruitz · 2 months ago
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Tried to draw in a way that’s more fun for me, lmk what you guys think!!
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blabberoo · 15 days ago
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Is no one talking about how the Testament Terminals looked like they have cassette players?
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE SOUNDED LIKE A CASSETTE PLAYER???
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photon-bytez · 2 months ago
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Wait, really?!
I honestly have NO idea how I didn't realized this sooner, but I'm pretty shocked by how Wayne Barlowe was barely mentioned throught Alien Planet (if, at ALL), especially with how he made the original Expedition book.
Don't get me wrong; Alien Planet was a nostalgic classic for many, but adding in the lore and weird-looking species from Darwin 4, I.E. THESE GUYS...
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Would've made AP more... well, ALIEN. These were, and are still, some of the most speculative alien creature designs in all of fiction, even moreso due to how the people behind the original book used the laws of nature seen with wildlife on Earth to try and make a speculative, extraterrestrial biosphere that could feel plausible and grounded in reality, regarding what alien life could really look like.
I dunno how or WHY the people behind the documentary decided to scrap the weirder aliens like the Forrest Gulper and Flipstick (along with Expedition's entire story and message), but it kinda feels like they didn't fully do the source material justice.
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I still don't understand why Discovery Channel made a TV special entirely out of aliens from Wayne Barlowe's "Expedition" but then never mentioned Wayne Barlowe in the entire thing. Both advertising and narration instead claimed that it was spculation by a "team of scientists" or "evolutionary experts." Were they afraid it wouldn't go over well as educational programming if they just said this was one artist's fiction? They also chose probably the most earth-like conventional aliens they could out of the whole book, and scrapped all the other surrounding world-building and story, like how the book is presented as the paintings, sketches and journals of a professional wildlife illustrator, and takes place after humans have killed off most of earth's ecosystem, so like, the wildlife illustrator has never even seen natural living wildlife until he gets to explore an alien world. Why would they not want to use that storyline, is it "too sad?"
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poke-poke-poke · 3 months ago
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hear me out - i think leon and nihilego would be a fun combo
their designs compliment each other well lol
(i like villain au ideas though, so i may be biased, aesthetic wise)
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transformers-spike · 2 months ago
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Sentinel sobbing as he learns something that was supposed to be a one-night-stand turns into he’s now a Sire and this tiny human that was supposed to just get his weird kink out of his system is giving him a new one
This is the best ask ever because holy shit this could lead to so much drama. He assumes the product will be an abomination, but on the off chance that it turns out normal, this is a huge scientific discovery. He tries to comfort himself with the possibility that oh it must be another human's offspring - but the glow of your eyes and doctor visits say otherwise. If the Elite Guard find out, you're now the subject of a study about a new type of reproduction. Sentinel is going to stay far away from you while dying inside and trying to pretend he's not the sire. If Optimus finds out he's going to garble his vox from laughing so hard. Everyone's going to make his life hell for it - and now he's faced with Ultra Magnus's disapproving looks because notorious organic-hater Sentinel just knocked up a human. His only comfort is the knowledge that he may have discovered a brand new mode of reproduction and may be revolutionizing science just by nutting inside a human
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photon-bytez · 6 months ago
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September 1st: starts
Me:
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photon-bytez · 10 months ago
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My thoughts exactly. Even with how the expired carrot finally got caught, we ain’t entirely out of the woods just yet. Please share this with your friends and family, stay vigilant, and when the time eventually comes, vote blue. As corny as it sounds, the fate of the world hangs on your vote.
If you all aren't aware, Trump has been found guilty on all 34 counts in the hush money trial.
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Now while I AM happy and this IS one victory for the Democratic Party, we can NOT stop the brakes on the wheels JUST YET. The fight is NOT OVER YET.
Sadly there's nothing in the Constitution barring him from running from President since the only requirements are to be 35 years old and be a natural born citizen so please please PLEASE DO NOT get COMPLACENT and think we can't fight
PLEASE GET OUT THERE AND V-O-T-E!!!!!!!!
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meltorights · 2 months ago
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bringing dan back for leo but making him mean and angry was really funny toku should do that again. in the text ultraman yuma should show up and beat the new guy with sticks.
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