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texts-from-last-ninth · 2 days ago
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[Jod Font: (302): I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.]
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texts-from-last-ninth · 5 days ago
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[Augustine Font: (970): Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.]
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texts-from-last-ninth · 7 days ago
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[Gideon Font: (802): I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early]
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texts-from-last-ninth · 9 days ago
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[Cytherea Font: (806): I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.]
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texts-from-last-ninth · 12 days ago
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[Palamedes Font: (403): The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.]
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texts-from-last-ninth · 14 days ago
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[Isaac Font: (+64): I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.]
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texts-from-last-ninth · 16 days ago
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[Camilla Font: (918): Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?]
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texts-from-last-ninth · 19 days ago
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[Gideon the First Font: (515): I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"]
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texts-from-last-ninth · 21 days ago
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[Pyrrha Font: (732): The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.]
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texts-from-last-ninth · 23 days ago
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[Jod Font: (817): Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?]
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texts-from-last-ninth · 26 days ago
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[Corona Font: (971): I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?]
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texts-from-last-ninth · 28 days ago
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[Magnus Font: (907): I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.]
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texts-from-last-ninth · 29 days ago
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[Gideon Font: (334): you're like a bully in the Christmas story]
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texts-from-last-ninth · 30 days ago
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[Augustine Font: (604): Our livers are going to hate us. Ulysses Font: (1-604): It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.]
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texts-from-last-ninth · 1 month ago
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[Judith Font: (917): My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.]
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texts-from-last-ninth · 1 month ago
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[Dulcinea Font: (212): No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?]
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texts-from-last-ninth · 1 month ago
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[Ianthe Font: (760): The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.]
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