#Harrow the Ninth

[ringside]

average day on the mithraeum

ianthe: haha harrow wants me so bad it makes her look stupid 😈

mercy: why didn’t i kill myself ten thousand years ago

john gaius: [playing 2048 on his ipad] my life is completely normal and great and my friends all love each other :)

gideon the first: i think i have encephalitis

augustine: when i’m in the club yeah im bumpin that 365 party girl bumpin that should we do a lil key should we have a lil line wanna go real wild when im bumpin that meet me in the bathroom if you’re bumpin that 365 party girl bumpin that french manicure wipe away the residue

pyrrha: i’m pretty sure gideon has encephalitis

harrow:

[clubnich]

I’m not afraid of you now

[hopefullymobius]

I get so sad every time someone says they couldn't get into TLT because they got lost so I MADE THIS. enjoy. Please let me know if Im missing anything or anything is wrong!

EDIT 3/15: UPDATED SOME INFORMATION IN THE BoE SLIDE

Link to all the artists' websites/blogs below!

Slide 2: ttbret on twitter

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Slide 4: midnightcrows.tumblr.com

Slide 5: exmakina.tumblr.com

Slide 6: haveyoumetmythief.tumblr.com

Slide 8: BriarwickArt

Slide 9: fluffehwuffeh.tumblr.com

Slide 11: mothmanforreal.tumblr.com

Slide 12: ydteus.tumblr.com , sermna.tumblr.com

Slide 13: notedchampagne.tumblr.com, marceline2174.tumblr.com

Slide 14: lulafia.tumblr.com, by melli4uhbees on twitter

Slide 15: melli4uhbees on tumblr , reaandull on tumblr

Slide 16: starcanist on tumblr

Slide 17: cutetanuki-chan on tumblr

[diamond-lil]

Honestly Harrow would get squished but does she care.

[monakisss]

the reverend family and harrow's childhood (based on htn)

[aurvxina]

if i forget you, let my right hand be forgotten

[gideonnah]

First dinner at canon house be like:

Gideon and harrow making the most gothic entrance at the family dinner

[wanderlotz]

On it!

What are cavs if not little rats pulling hair? Ratatouille AU when?

[karlathewitch]

How ppl in the Locked Tomb think about their love situation with Harrow.

Ianthe: Oooooh, I am stuck in a love triangle, but I'm pretty sure I can beat Gonad easily, and Harrow will be mine.

Gideon: News flash bitch! Harrow doesn't love either of us. She's in love with a frozen corpse.

Harrow: My beloved Gideon is dead, just like the lovely lady in the Locked Tomb. Also my coworker is acting very weird for some reason.

[ohololla]

the inglorious mask

[thinkfastchuccklenuts]

We know that Gideon (original flavour) fell in love with Wake, essentially because of her work ethic, and we know that him and Matthias Nonius (who was also very dedicated to his job, and a brilliant fighter) fought once upon a time. Matthias describes G1deon as “a rival and ally”. Do we think they fucked.

[thewardenshand]

best part of the locked tomb is if it was ANY other story naberius would be the number one guy. he’s a prince and somehow also a bodyguard and he’s a gifted fighter and devoted to the princesses and he has swoopy hair and dreamy eyes and no one gives a shit, because they’re all married/gay/focused on the actual plot. naberius is the lost love interest from a shitty ya fantasy novel that culminates in a love triangle between him, corona, and silas. this man is harry styles in a room full of lesbians

[dillusion-art]

[...] I am undone without you.

ig: d.ill.usion

[cafeetchaos]

I’ve mentioned this before but as someone with bad sensory issues, like my teeth “tingle” and everything. I can only drink specific filtered water. Tea gives me headaches. Black coffee is a weird non-taste taste. Bitter doesn’t register the same as sweet or sour.

Not saying Harrow DOES drink black coffee, just my input. And she is okay? with wine.

Adding an autistic narcoleptic though, not someone with schizophrenia or related experiences.

i find the “would harrow drink black coffee” discourse fascinating because by all accounts she would not. she would not drink coffee at all. she canonically only drinks water by choice. when forced to drink anything else her senses get so overwhelmed it’s nearly painful. she’s given the sad ninth equivalent of lemonade (sugar-water with a drop of preserved lemon) and it’s described as being both too lemony and too sweet for her. the specific words used are “half pleasure, half pain” and “almost hurt[ing] her teeth.” what makes you think she’d be able to handle anything stronger than a glass of room-temperature water or perhaps, on fancy days, a glass of skim milk

[lizarddealer]

Just wanna take a moment of appreciation for what I saw at my local Barnes & Noble today