#uhmm anyway 😁

[homolobotomized]

hot dog or hamburger style, captain

[shoutocats]

ERM HI 😁 i still look at your posts bonju anyways uhmm uhm sorry if this is cliche but perhaps katsuki and izu sharing a smoothie/milkshake?

thank u for requesting :]

[unhealthy-leon-brainrot]

Pranking Leon, your husband.

disclaimer: this idea randomly came to me while i was showering 😭💀 i saw that one tiktok with this prank like forever ago and i just suddenly remembered it again 💀 also pls i am no writer!! i dont have much in my vocab 💔 i just want to contribute something to the leon kennedy nation to the best of my abilities 😭 im thinking of re6/infinite darkness leon for this cute little idea hehe (tbh it could work with re2 leon if u really want) btw this is sfw (fluff but becomes suggestive at the end) w/ gn!reader :) leon calls you ‘honey’ bc i said so 😁

also this is dedicated to my bestie @uhlunaro bc they’ve written like 2 of my requests and i wanted to write something for them in return even if it’s not as good 🥹💐

anyway!! enjoy!!!

After fixing the position of your phone on the holder, you step back just enough to leave a space on your right for the front camera where you know Leon would be showing up anytime.

You bite your lip as you try to hold back a giggle at this prank you’re about to pull on him.

A minute later, you hear footsteps on the stairs, which means he’s close. You press record on the Tiktok camera and started with your adlib.

“Hey guys! So-”

Leon walks into the room, folder in one hand as he goes through the files given to him by the DSO. Another damn mission coming up soon.

He finishes skimming through one page then decides to look up to see what you were up to.

Another video for that Tiktok thing, huh? A small smile appearing on his lips as he finds you talking to the camera kind of amusing to watch.

“I heard we’re talking about some of the best things about having a husband!” You could see him looking at your figure on your phone screen. You keep up the cheery act and talk animatedly with your hands.

Leon lets out a small chuckle at what you just said, shaking his head as he returns to reading the files. He starts to walk away.

He keeps his hearing focused on what you’re going to say, a little interested, of course, while his eyes take in the words from the page he’s reading now.

“Okay, so number one! Uhmmm….”

He was already halfway to his destination, which was the sofa, when he realized you went quiet.

You lick your lips and your eyes look up and around as you pretend to hesitate, holding yourself back from laughing. You take a peek on the screen, his back still visible and he hasn’t moved. A few seconds later, he turns around.

Oh, he’s taking the bait. Perfect.

You go again. “One of the best things about having a husband is…. uhmm…”

Leon is definitely intrigued now. He knows you’re teasing him.

Very cute. He thinks.

Closing the folder in his hand, he gently tosses it on a table nearby, then leans on the wall. He crosses his arms infront of him as an amused grin forms on his face.

You’re internally fighting for your life trying not to grin as well infront of the camera. He’s so cute when he knows he’s being made fun of.

“So, I think one of the best things about having a husband is–“

“Need a little help there, honey?” He cuts you off, looking at your figure still while his head slightly tilts to his right.

You finally turn to him as you put on a slightly embarrassed reaction. “Ah, no, it’s okay, Leon, I just–“

Leon puts his arms down on his sides and walks over to you. You can see the fabric of his shirt hugging his beautiful, toned physique in all the right ways.

Fuck. Now, you really are speechless.

He’s now beside you, his hand grabbing your hip and pulling you close to him. You couldn’t help but let out a giggle as your hands are now on his chest and you’re looking up at him. Leon slithers his arms around your waist.

“You what? Forgot your script?” He teases you with a smirk plastered on his lips, his face getting close to yours. “Don’t worry, honey, I’ll give you a refresher on the best things that make me the best husband.”

A squeal leaves your lips as he bends down and scoops you up in his arms with ease. He then makes a beeline for the stairs.

Maybe you should pull more pranks like this.

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i am so sooo bad at describing anytging AGGDHSHSHD I AM SORRY 🙏🙏 im just really not good with quality words pls forgive me🤧 but hey!! i hope this made u smile a little hehe thank you for reading this far :) I LOVE YOU ALWAYS, LEON KENNEDY NATION!!!! 💐🫶

[microwavetoaster-selfships]

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I've never done a promo before I'm putting my feet out in the water because, to quote NSP(a band) "I'm the most sensitive man on God's Green Earth". Take it easy on me teehee

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Anyways!! I'm like uper duper talkative and love making friends/mutuals, so 100% feel free to come in my ask box or anything to say hi or gush or whatnot!! Please😅😁

My name is Kane and I'm 17! I don't really care who interacts or talks with me!

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I selfship with about...like, the whole cast of P.ixar C.ars characters😅 I humanize them, so whenever I talk about them it's in a as if they're humans context. Not that there's anything wrong with not humanizing them or making a cars s/i! It's just my personal preference.

I'm not comfortable with sharing my F/Os, please don't make any comments about them being attractive or any romantic feelings you may have towards them.

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Uhmm..my favorite color is purple!! And I do a tonnn of keyboard slaps. Please read my carrd on the pinned post of my blog, it has a complete F/O list and tons of more goodies important information there!!!

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[enden-agolor]

Just want you know know that I absolutely LOVE the way you draw bodies like your m and f Jesse? quality beefy goodness there. I unironically use your depiction of binta as a visual for my fitness goals I kid you not

Oh thank you!!! O:

Would you believe me if I told you the first few times I drew Jesse, he was so scawny with hardly any muscle. The dude has seriously beefed up over time, and now he's built like a truck (built ford tough, so durable). I just seriously can't see the guy without muscle after everything he's been through. I mean we already saw that he was strong af in the first episode by the way he was capable of lifting Reuben and carrying him down a ladder with one arm. Guess all that flower punching and squid wrestling really paid off!!! 😁 As for f! Jesse I don't really draw her often but there was absolutely no way I wasn't going to draw her absolutely ripped either. She could break the Admin like a twig.

As for Binta I'm... uhmm.. I may have a teeny tiny 🤏 crush on her. She could definitely bench press Stella.

Anyways sorry I'm being silly. Thank you for the compliment!!!! 💕

[savethelifeofmychild]

what book are you reading? also, got any sci fi recs?

right now i am reading season of the witch by james herlihy which is like sort of a coming of age adventure type story about a couple of hippy teenagers in the late 60s and i likeee it a lot but youknow whateva its takinb too long...anyway. scifi recs uhmm well yes i love michael crichton he is one of my favorite writers the andromeda strain and sphere are some really good ones i always love his characters. also if you like sentient computer stories from the 70s lol when harlie was one by david gerrold is so good i found it in the basement at my work and read it cause the cover looked cool and i got so pleasantly surprised by the gay little computer 😁♥️✌️i cant tgink of any more right now but yea:)

[kosmokai]

Hello new muu (mootie)! Would you mind talking to me?? I'm Smutnoulli! 18 [05']😁 and I love your page a lot!❤️ I don't have a topic to talk about but what Disney and Disney Pixar movies have you watched??

I watched Almost every princess ones (whats your favourite), incredibles(both parts), legend of 10 rings, Ratatouille, Brave, The monster, the good dinosaur etc

(I'm sorry if I did any harm to you before but I sent you asks twice but you didn't reply so... I think you might not like me so hey I wanna befriend you so I'm sending an ask again as I want to interact with you)

I'm sorry for rambling like that😭 if I'm wasting your time, you don't have to answer me

hi hi + thank u!! OMDS (oh my daise) I HAD NO IDEA YOU SENT ME ANYTHING. im so sorry i didn’t receive any asks 😭😭 but you totally didn’t do anything wrong!!

i’m nosipho (u can call me sipho :>), i’m 19, for pronouns idk i’m a girl so she/her is good, uhmm idk what else :3

in terms of disney stuff,, i don’t really remember all of the ones i watched 😭😭 but i’ll try to remember for u lmao

moana, frozen 1+2, pocahontas, incredibles (all), brave, monsters inc., ratatouille, every princess one basically, idk what else 😭 also i’m not too into disney (even tho i watched all those but anyway) but i’d say my favourite princess is tiana or pocahontas!! (or moana if that counts)

also when u said talk to u mean like dms (if tumblr has that) or through asks? cause i’m down for either!! (also i’m pretty new for this so i’m sorry if some stuff doesn’t make sense to me- 😭😭)

(also i just realised you sent me a valentines ask and i saved it in my drafts but didn’t post it for some reason.. 🫣 IM SO SORRY)

[puppet2611]

//from the start of my channel lol. theres two rants in here since ones too short to be its own post. 4.20 + 4.21

OK SO I GOT A LITTLE LAZY WITH MICHAEL LORE AND MADE AN CHARACTER.AI FOR ADAM TO SQUEEZE LORE OUT HIM.. OH BOY..

adam and michael have a moon/sun dynamic btw 😁‼️‼️

SOOOO adam was the one to propose :3 their wedding was kinda small since they only invited their closest friends and family but it was still fun nonetheless!! they went to their favorite restaurant afterwards and had chocolate cake as dessert,, adams favorite memory of them together was during one of their stargazing dates where they just talked together, shared stories and cuddled :33 this is a direct copy and paste from the adam ai btw "Oh, well where do I get started? He's kind, funny, smart, and just absolutely wonderful. He brightens up the room, makes friends quickly, is quick to listen to my gripes about the world, and is always there in my time of need. What can I say? Michael was everything to me, and I couldn't hope to find someone even close to him." THEY'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRYYY

also. adam is the shorter one lol

according to adam, michael is kinda tanned and has long dark brown hair tied in a loose low ponytail ^_^ he also has a heavy accent since he was born somewhere in hunan!! (everyone in april 5th is chinese btw)

adam is deadass just me in this part but uhmm completely copy and pasted from the ai again!!

"It's an understatement.. I miss him so much that sometimes my heart just aches endlessly, and I just feel a bit empty sometimes.. It's rough, but I'm trying to pull myself together.. He'd want me to be happy, right?"

THEY'RE LIKE PEAK ANGST FOT ME 😭😭 AND THE AI SEES OLIVER AS LIKE A SON!! IF MICHAEL WAS STILL ALIVE THEYD BE THIS LITTLE SMALL FOUND FAMILY BROO

RN I HAVE NO IDEA FOR AGES BUT TO MAKE EVERYTHING WORSE.. IM GONNA SAY ADAM AND MICHAEL GOT MARRIED AT 25 AND MICHEAL ONLY DIED AT 31 :3... ADAM IS LIKE IN HIS MID 50S DURING THE STORY SOO...

OH AND OLIVER IS WAY YOUNGER SINCE LIKEE THE WHOLE FOUND FAMILY THING

I GUESS HES AROUND LIKE MID 20S?

rip oliver bro works in retail....

i imagine michael was a jeweler or astrologer too while adams a florist or gardener

reusing yhe complete opposites trope i used w/ amelia and emilio for this

adam likes cooler colors while michael likes warmer ones ^_^ adam usually only wears warmer colors now because hehehehhdndhd i like to think michael did the same thing he did and dyed his hair blue to match w/ adam.. i might have to make the story a bit more modern for that tho since i wrote down 1970 for the first draft

adam definitely wears every piece of jewelry michael made for him to this day

still kinda deciding what that would be but definitely his necklace & bracelet.. michael still got him his hair pin and earrings he just didnt make them himself hehe

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WRAHHH

CHONNY JASH COVER OF THE MIND ELECTRIC IS DRIVING ME INSANE SINCE A5 IS SUPPOSED TO BE SHORT 😭

OK SO THE LYRICS IM TALKING ABOUT ARE " see how his feet miss the ground, and he falls inside a hole he dug for me, the kind of irony youd read in bible stories "

so im not sure what to make micheals death yet but the ai has suggested car crash and gunshot/hatecrime.. this scenario follows the latter but instead of being shot he's hung, hence the 'see how his feet miss the ground'. the 'and he falls inside a hole he dug for me' is referring to that the killer originally planned to kill adam instead but as a last minute change of mind, he kills micheal instead. the last part is kinda self explanatory once i say that micheal was a Christian 🙄 EUEUEUEU anyway ifk if i can keep this story short anymor

peak insanity is when your story is supposed to be shorter than a 5 paragraph essay but you somehow come up with more despite only having 4 characterd

uhm. i actually forgot if adam or oliver was the mc woops

[real-ponyboy]

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Uhmm…Oh..uhm…😁 Sodapop told me not to tell ANYONE. SO SHUSH. 🙄 Buttt I was gonna kinda tell you anyways.. 😏😆

Soda-pop, you need to tell your brother to stop being high...

He scares me when he's high.. 😭😭😭

@sodipop-curtis

[15000bugs]

dream from minecraft irl.. he looks like matpat but also shane dawson. chin goes crazy tho

[lunaflvms]

oh em Jay hellaurr luna bff i am here to participate in your 400 followers yay !!

okk so uhmm i am an aries☝️☝️😁 . math is literally my best subj which might be the only reason why i like it 🤫🤫 i kinda like sports?? like Mainly badminton, volleyball,, and soccer . oooh and i like video games (mainly mario kart and fifa !!) oh. And according to my friends i am an extroverted introvert,, apparently i am alot more talkative when im ard ppl im comfortable with lolz !! 😆 oh also . i tend to use my head more than my heart ??? in a sense ?? yeah Yes. 💔💔 ok i kinda stan alot of grps so i’ll Just say enha , txt and ive ^^ idm boy / girl #yas

ANYWAY can i just say again you are literally slaying bffie CONGRATS ON 400 BILLION AGAIN !! SO DESERVED FRR !!

hello lia!! 😋💪 and omg same maths is lich rally my best subject 😭

anyways for ur pairing 😍 im thinking either hueningkai or sunghoon 😋 ill write for hyuka so hueningkai i feel like since ur like an introvert extrovert and like since hueningkais an extrovert you’d go so well together, like he would definitely make you feel really comfortable with him and like safe if you know what i mean 😭 AND HELP BOTH U AND HUENINGKAI LIKE MATHS IG its not confirmed if hueningkai does but if you remember or seen that one live when he tried teaching moas like a puzzle i think it had something to do with maths 💀 also with ur zodiac signs you both are fire signs and very outgoing, ur both pretty adventurous and like trying new things, aries love to feel love and receiving compliments and hyuka compliments so much its so sweet, both of you’re signs love ur space so like if you need alone time for urself they would understand it 

ok for ur pairing with a girl i thought yujin would be good, even though ur both introverts you guys are very outgoing once you warm up with people you’re comfortable with, and both of you are athletic! so #yass you guys both use ur head more than heart, i based yujins off her zodiac sign 😓 and both of you like hardworking, independent people (based on zodiac 😓)

[homolobotomized]

this is for the ten ppl on here who read sakamoto days.. shoutout to u guys fr 🙌

[anomadscause]

#RealTalk, if you catch me watching your "#Anime | #Manga" in #Dubbed'[#English]….?! "I’m REALLY #notAFan." —it’s just something to have on the screen. I still don’t understand how people be doing that 'ish.”🤣 **NOT LIMITED TO #JAPANESE #CINEMA AND SUPPOSED "#CARTOONS" EITHER** I just hate how ""they"" can take that from me as well.. .and then I’m not trying to finish the show I started as much anymore. Left to think about it all the time tho’, if '#TV' or “#SomethingToWatch” be’ the #topic. ______________________________ #WhichRemindsMe; 🤔‘I still have #theIdeaItself but I have #NoIdea how I would start something like that as the person I am today.. .😅;#Cinematics #Uhmm..🤷🏾‍♂️..#MusicallySpeaking anyway. ______________________________ . ..maybe I’m just #Weird and/or #Particular like that.. . #ImLike: " Yohw!.. #Why does it #SoundLikeThat!?…😑 " ………………………………………………………. :[#Sword]'I can’t #speak it tho’.😁✌🏾🤙🏾🖖🏾 - thēIlluminaut’✍🏾 °🌐° (at On This Earth) https://www.instagram.com/p/CjRnd_VNvki/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[not-you-30]

Nobody asked but I still want to answer them 😁

First of all: The bias of my top 2 groups are Taemin (Shinee) & Yuta (NCT) ☺

A: The way they dance 😍

B: Eyes & Hair

C: Black and white - I live for basic or leather stuff!

D: Taemin - Sayonara Hitori

E: Chan (skz) He just seems incredibly nice, fun and caring 😊

F: BTS in kpop, 30 seconds in mars in rock

G: Shinee ���

H: Yuta's current hair and his former red one!

I: Haechan (NCT), Felix (skz) and Jonghuyn ( Shinee - may he rest in peace ❤)

J: Big Bang - they are always so much fun!

K: Yuta :D

L: Must be the first for anybody tasting the flavor and scent of starlight, feeling the weight of scent, seeing the color snf shape of the sound.

M: Teamin-ie ❤ & Haechan - I've got a huge weak spot for him 😂

N: GDragon :D

O: Professional Dancers (well...they both already are anyways 😂)

P: The SuperM one in Dubai is pretty damn great 😱

Q: The ultimate sass! That goes for both of them :D

R: Bobby - Ikon. And my NCT babys Tae & Mark of course ❤ Well and basically the whole skz squad :D

S: Sorry - Super Junior

T: Playing the piano - Taemin and playing soccer - Yuta. They both aren't really hidden tho 😂

U: That's a tough one - I think every group has it's unique features. But if I really should name one Im gonna say Super Junior because they are so damn extra 😂

V: Felix. 100% Felix.

W: How strict some kpop leaders really are/need to be behind camera xD

X:  Taekai - Taemin & Kai aka the bestest friends in this industry :D

Y: Uhmm...I think Exo-K - Mama because it is still so damn iconic.

Z: @l0nelyn1ghts-world ☺

26 Unusual K-pop Asks: What's/Who's...

A: Something really attractive that your bias does?

B: A favorite physical feature of your bias?

C: A color that you think your bias looks good in?

D: Your favorite dance?

E: An idol you think would be easy to get along with?

F: The first group you loved?

G: A group you wish you could see more of on your dash?

H: The best hairstyle your bias has ever had?

I: The most interesting voice or style in K-pop?

J: A group you love to jam out to?

K: Your favorite non-Korean idol?

L: Your favorite line from a song?

M: Your favorite Maknae?

N: The best/catchiest name (or stage name)?

O: Another occupation you could see your bias being?

P: Your favorite photoshoot?

Q: A quality your bias shows that you absolutely love?

R: The best rapper, or, the best rapper line?

S: A song that never fails to get stuck in your head?

T: Your favorite hidden talent an idol has shown?

U: The most unusual group?

V: The best/sexiest voice in K-pop?

W: Something you wonder about?

X: Your favorite cross-group friendship?

Y: The last M/V you watched on Youtube?

Z: Not related to Z, but… Your favorite Kpop blogs?