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[roastbeasts]

do you have an all time favorite animal/animals?

they say never ask a man his salary a woman her weight or a biology major what their favorite animal is. anyways i have several so here's a list

(putting it under the cut bc there are bugs. and lots of text)

fav arthropod: trilobite beetle

two things - 1. these guys aren't even remotely related to trilobites & 2. this is a picture of a female trilobite beetle. the males look like standard beetles, not whatever this shit is. there isn't a lot of information ab the trilobite beetle's role in the greater ecosystem but there IS a lot of info ab their sex lives and how funny it is that the females are like 8x bigger than their male partners. here's an article for ur perusal if ur interested in bug sex

fav herp: chinese giant salamander

i actually saw this guy at the zoo today! if u want to see a picture of his ass i will put it in the replies. anyone who knows me knows that i'm obsessed w these guys, i just think it's so cool how they're one of those animals that has remained virtually unchanged over millions of years of evolution. u can probably guess what they eat by how they look. rumor has it that they cry like babies also but i can't find any footage that seems legit. i'm still looking though

fav misc invert: anna's magnificent sea slug / chromodoris annae

this is an animal that tumblr knows ab & loves so i don't have much to say ab it. they do eat sea sponges and store their toxins in their bodies, which is cool. a lot of ppl have no concept of how big sea slugs are - this guy is around 5cm if memory serves. ok next animal

fav mammal: binturong

binturongs!!! i love binturongs. i showed them to my bf awhile ago and he loves them too. they're viverrids which means that they're related to critters like civets and other small cat-adjacent creatures, and they engage in grooming & rocking back and forth as self-soothing activities. that is all that i know about them off the top of my head. goodbye

[rodismancave]

Me.

Recommend romantic candidates for my muses and see their reaction!

This time, Rodimus has a fancy little drink in his hand. There’s a little paper umbrella, and there’s a piece of cut fruit hanging from the glass, but the contents are a dark purple. He had decided that— if he was going to act, then he might as well be drunk for it.

It definitely wasn’t that he had been avoiding answering this.

Thinking about Optimus feels complicated. Thinking about Optimus is a sort of complicated that he really wishes he didn’t need to spend half of his processing power on. It was a sort of complicated that, after the first one million years, Rodimus had stopped trying to figure out.

He’s not sure he ever even made it to the list of Optimus’ friends, let alone one of love interest. Rodimus grimaces at the bitterness that coats that thought. He had cared about Optimus once, and all he had been met with was hard indifference and a touch of disappointment.

“Nah. For as much as I annoy you about it, it’s— it’s too much emotional baggage, I think.” Rodimus downs his glass and smiles, an almost imperceptible little thing that surprisingly looks honest, almost vulnerable. “Unless you’re into that, in which case— weirdo.”

[stickfigureobsessions]

GUYS HELP ARTBLOCK IS SETTING IN WHAT DO I DRAW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[brownornaterugs]

i think its sooooooooo fucked up that both my therapist and this book are like "no yea bro. deep emotional connection is def more than hanging out to see a friend and chitchatting and no yea it deffo makes sense that when you dont get this you feel like you're uhhhhhhhhhhhh dying :/"

[wyllzel]

D: gale x minthara romance may require the mass murder of innocents . haha. uh oh

[7op3]

another thing ive made, this time experimenting with compression to see if it will give any cool looking results.

song rec below!

[northflowerowo]

rw body pillows + flipsides.

[i3utterflyeffect]

making bad decisions <- is trying to make a song again

[nevertoomanyspiders]

Jack with sailor outfit, that sailor outfit from kids clothes (?) 🥺👉👈

ok that really inspired me.

lil Jack in the 1900s sailor suit.

[america-oreosandkitkats]

if i did the "bring your fic to work day" thing, i would never be able to put it on ao3, not just because the nature of my job requires some level of discretion, but because my job is very political and very much deals with current ongoing conflicts i don't trust any of you people to handle that very well

[raditzgarden]

heuhguahguegheuahgeughggggg

[thedragonagelesbian]

i love that the poly mod added an in-game way to check romance status. cyrus thrusts his shining sword up into the air, waits a moment, and is like ah yes. still dating wyll & astarion.

[wlwsakura]

thinking abt the canoe guy and that band girl from belle

[just-eyris-things]

look i understand that anet removed food from wintersday presents so people wouldn't farm research notes, but.....

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BUY GIFTS FOR THE DR ORPHANS NOW HUH

[unbrcakablc-hcart]

It isn't a life threatening fuckup or anything by the way just. Called myself a monster in front of him about being. Y'know.