america-oreosandkitkats
america-oreosandkitkats
everything i want and nothing i need
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adventures in fandom, the beltway and beyond  ||  30s 🧓 MS, BS 📚 tries really hard
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america-oreosandkitkats · 30 minutes ago
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Artemy Burakh. Son of a local medicine man. Medical school dropout. But his hands are gentle.
-Daniil Dankovsky in Quarantine
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america-oreosandkitkats · 1 hour ago
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you need to be earnest. you need to tell people that you love them. you need to speak on how you’re feeling honestly. you need to be sentimental. you need to stop letting the fear of other people laughing at you have so much control over how you express yourself. you need to get over yourself. you need to be embarrassing but true.
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america-oreosandkitkats · 2 hours ago
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america-oreosandkitkats · 3 hours ago
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The pope’s pet cardinal
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america-oreosandkitkats · 4 hours ago
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The Places We Call Sacred
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Artemiy Burakh | Artemy Burakh/Daniel Dankovskiy | Daniil Dankovsky, Artemiy Burakh | Artemy Burakh/Laura Ravell | Lara Ravel, Daniel Dankovskiy | Daniil Dankovsky/Andrei Stamatin | Andrey Stamatin
Characters: Artemiy Burakh | Artemy Burakh, fem!Artemiy Burakh | Artemy Burakh, Isidor Burakh, fem!Isidor Burakh, Ersher Burakh, Gryph | Bad Grief (Pathologic), Laura Ravell | Lara Ravel, Daniel Dankovskiy | Daniil Dankovsky, Ospina | Aspity (Pathologic), Original Characters
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Worldbuilding, i will love you in every universe, what if the plague was grief?, and what if the panacea was love and friendship, Gender or Sex Swap, slow burn
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Chapter 8
“Some history isn’t worth saving,” Daniil said in a voice that betrayed a very soft, very plaint, very human core.
“But this is,” Artemiy insisted. She moved her hands as though she could wring the words straight from the air molecules themselves. “There’s something here. It’s —”
“The hand prints of bored children and those in need of an intervention.”
“It’s love.”
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america-oreosandkitkats · 5 hours ago
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do you guys think if i just refresh my email every hour a request for an interview will come in?
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america-oreosandkitkats · 9 hours ago
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i can't tell pinterest enough that their ads to me for pepper bras are not just targeting the wrong person, it's like anti-targeting
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america-oreosandkitkats · 21 hours ago
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man everyone is just going through it like. this fully sucks for everyone
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america-oreosandkitkats · 22 hours ago
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Here is your mission.
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america-oreosandkitkats · 23 hours ago
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stop asking me to fill in your silly little job boxes
I
ALREADY
SUBMITTED
MY RESUME
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america-oreosandkitkats · 23 hours ago
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do you guys think i should do something ✨fun✨ when i hit my 50th application submitted since january 25?
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спасибо спотифай за мне напоминание песни
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The High Kings - The Rocky Road To Dublin
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imagining getting a advocacy job that puts me in the same room as marco rubio so i can tell him what the fuck man and then tackle him to get immediately shipped off to federal court (a jury would not find me guilty)
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this is almost certainly not a novel take but
i do wonder how much of the derisive language you hear toward "resistlib winemoms" or whatever is just "people who grew up in Safely Blue Coastal Enclaves rebelling against ppl who remind them of their mom b/c they are emotionally stunted adults"
like, as A Child Of A Very Conservative Area, i have a very vivid recollection of the first time i encountered this type of person, and my reaction was mostly baffled delight. wait you're telling me this PTA mom with unassailable Wholesome Americana credentials is gassing up the cause of trans rights at her book club. you're telling me she's batting her eyelashes and "think of the children"-ing, except instead of doing that to promote some obnoxious "ban this book from the school curriculum" agenda, she's shaming her state representative into actually funding the damn schools? i do not care how cringe her UV-bleached "i'm with her" bumper sticker is or whatever, she is working extremely hard & successfully on shit i care about and i will brook no slander against her
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i should probably start integrating plyometrics to my workout but my body is just not explosive. it just explodes
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