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The “We are the 99%” Tumblr blog became the slogan for the Occupy Wall Street movement.
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Artemy Burakh. Son of a local medicine man. Medical school dropout. But his hands are gentle.
-Daniil Dankovsky in Quarantine
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you need to be earnest. you need to tell people that you love them. you need to speak on how you’re feeling honestly. you need to be sentimental. you need to stop letting the fear of other people laughing at you have so much control over how you express yourself. you need to get over yourself. you need to be embarrassing but true.
#you have to care#you have to care about everything#you cant live under the shroud of detatched 18 levels of irony#it doesnt work like that#you have to care.
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#current events#literally all of this could stop if the one guy behind it all knocked it the fuck off
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The Places We Call Sacred
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Artemiy Burakh | Artemy Burakh/Daniel Dankovskiy | Daniil Dankovsky, Artemiy Burakh | Artemy Burakh/Laura Ravell | Lara Ravel, Daniel Dankovskiy | Daniil Dankovsky/Andrei Stamatin | Andrey Stamatin
Characters: Artemiy Burakh | Artemy Burakh, fem!Artemiy Burakh | Artemy Burakh, Isidor Burakh, fem!Isidor Burakh, Ersher Burakh, Gryph | Bad Grief (Pathologic), Laura Ravell | Lara Ravel, Daniel Dankovskiy | Daniil Dankovsky, Ospina | Aspity (Pathologic), Original Characters
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Worldbuilding, i will love you in every universe, what if the plague was grief?, and what if the panacea was love and friendship, Gender or Sex Swap, slow burn
Chapter 8
“Some history isn’t worth saving,” Daniil said in a voice that betrayed a very soft, very plaint, very human core.
“But this is,” Artemiy insisted. She moved her hands as though she could wring the words straight from the air molecules themselves. “There’s something here. It’s —”
“The hand prints of bored children and those in need of an intervention.”
“It’s love.”
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#pathologic#pathologic 2#pathologic fic#burakhovsky#im back~#the whole thing is up but im going to post chapter by chapter here#it's been like eight months since i've opened this document#give it some love :)
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do you guys think if i just refresh my email every hour a request for an interview will come in?
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i can't tell pinterest enough that their ads to me for pepper bras are not just targeting the wrong person, it's like anti-targeting
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man everyone is just going through it like. this fully sucks for everyone
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Here is your mission.
#your lips to gods ears#theres also other external factors pushing the stock price down#not just elon but competitors from china#it will also be interesting to see what happens when fsd doesnt pull through#like what musk has said is going to happen#i want this motherfucker dead#i want him poor and i want him dead#and i want his body strung up on the Washington monument#i want to beat his corpse with my shoe#when this is all over i will bake a cherry pie#it will be over and we will rebuild
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stop asking me to fill in your silly little job boxes
I
ALREADY
SUBMITTED
MY RESUME
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do you guys think i should do something ✨fun✨ when i hit my 50th application submitted since january 25?
#i will cage fight marco rubio and bite off his massive ear like mike fucking tyson#when this is over i will make a cherry pie with a lattice top#and it will be over and we will rebuild
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спасибо спотифай за мне напоминание песни
#not sure if i did that right#anyway thanks spotify for reminding me of the song#this was my no 1 commute song#loved listening to it as the metro rumbled over the potomac#Spotify
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The High Kings - The Rocky Road To Dublin
#holy shit blast from the fucking past#i watched this concert on youtube at least once a day in 2009#wow wow wow
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imagining getting a advocacy job that puts me in the same room as marco rubio so i can tell him what the fuck man and then tackle him to get immediately shipped off to federal court (a jury would not find me guilty)
#we have fun here folks#applying to a job now that does gov advocacy to state and other natsec venues#please god above let me cage fight marco rubio#it's a longshot tho#got a few things going for me but its probably not enough to rise above the noise
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this is almost certainly not a novel take but
i do wonder how much of the derisive language you hear toward "resistlib winemoms" or whatever is just "people who grew up in Safely Blue Coastal Enclaves rebelling against ppl who remind them of their mom b/c they are emotionally stunted adults"
like, as A Child Of A Very Conservative Area, i have a very vivid recollection of the first time i encountered this type of person, and my reaction was mostly baffled delight. wait you're telling me this PTA mom with unassailable Wholesome Americana credentials is gassing up the cause of trans rights at her book club. you're telling me she's batting her eyelashes and "think of the children"-ing, except instead of doing that to promote some obnoxious "ban this book from the school curriculum" agenda, she's shaming her state representative into actually funding the damn schools? i do not care how cringe her UV-bleached "i'm with her" bumper sticker is or whatever, she is working extremely hard & successfully on shit i care about and i will brook no slander against her
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i should probably start integrating plyometrics to my workout but my body is just not explosive. it just explodes
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