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i can't tell pinterest enough that their ads to me for pepper bras are not just targeting the wrong person, it's like anti-targeting
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man everyone is just going through it like. this fully sucks for everyone
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Here is your mission.
#your lips to gods ears#theres also other external factors pushing the stock price down#not just elon but competitors from china#it will also be interesting to see what happens when fsd doesnt pull through#like what musk has said is going to happen#i want this motherfucker dead#i want him poor and i want him dead#and i want his body strung up on the Washington monument#i want to beat his corpse with my shoe#when this is all over i will bake a cherry pie#it will be over and we will rebuild
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stop asking me to fill in your silly little job boxes
I
ALREADY
SUBMITTED
MY RESUME
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do you guys think i should do something ✨fun✨ when i hit my 50th application submitted since january 25?
#i will cage fight marco rubio and bite off his massive ear like mike fucking tyson#when this is over i will make a cherry pie with a lattice top#and it will be over and we will rebuild
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спасибо спотифай за мне напоминание песни
#not sure if i did that right#anyway thanks spotify for reminding me of the song#this was my no 1 commute song#loved listening to it as the metro rumbled over the potomac#Spotify
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The High Kings - The Rocky Road To Dublin
#holy shit blast from the fucking past#i watched this concert on youtube at least once a day in 2009#wow wow wow
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imagining getting a advocacy job that puts me in the same room as marco rubio so i can tell him what the fuck man and then tackle him to get immediately shipped off to federal court (a jury would not find me guilty)
#we have fun here folks#applying to a job now that does gov advocacy to state and other natsec venues#please god above let me cage fight marco rubio#it's a longshot tho#got a few things going for me but its probably not enough to rise above the noise
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this is almost certainly not a novel take but
i do wonder how much of the derisive language you hear toward "resistlib winemoms" or whatever is just "people who grew up in Safely Blue Coastal Enclaves rebelling against ppl who remind them of their mom b/c they are emotionally stunted adults"
like, as A Child Of A Very Conservative Area, i have a very vivid recollection of the first time i encountered this type of person, and my reaction was mostly baffled delight. wait you're telling me this PTA mom with unassailable Wholesome Americana credentials is gassing up the cause of trans rights at her book club. you're telling me she's batting her eyelashes and "think of the children"-ing, except instead of doing that to promote some obnoxious "ban this book from the school curriculum" agenda, she's shaming her state representative into actually funding the damn schools? i do not care how cringe her UV-bleached "i'm with her" bumper sticker is or whatever, she is working extremely hard & successfully on shit i care about and i will brook no slander against her
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i should probably start integrating plyometrics to my workout but my body is just not explosive. it just explodes
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logged onto linkedin for the first time since getting my job and my feed is just a wall of my friends, colleagues, and acquaintances all out of work and looking for jobs.
i avoided linkedin for so long because it's a dystopian hellscape. the friendly veneer over everyone's posts like, "hi! i'm really qualified in xyz and i'm looking for work, please let me know if you have any leads thanks :)" is just the piece d' fucking resistance
#i want people to pay for this#i want blood i want bodies#but don't kill marco rubio just yet#i want to take him out myself#let me cage fight the secretary of state i could 100% take him
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chelsea is not very smart
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i think im gonna work on my wip tonight.
the worst part about job hunting is the waiting
the worst waiting period is the weekend
i hate this shit so much
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the worst part about job hunting is the waiting
the worst waiting period is the weekend
i hate this shit so much
#put me in a coma until reformation 2.0 begins#i want to be first in line to smack marco rubios upside down body with my shoe#i want these people jailed i want them dead i want to see blood
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Let's settle this:


Where are you from?
What would you call this device (in English and in your native language)?
Have you ever had one?
#i live in northern virginia#english is my native language#item on the left is a panini press#i do not have a word for the item on the right#my folks have a panini press i dont#i dont like to have a bunch of gadgets in my kitchen
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Happy March 15th to those who celebrate.
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