#uhhhhhhhhh what else was I gonna say?

[theloveinc]

you know what’s fucked up? I went to the original cake boss bakery on the one day everyone from the show was out bc of a fucking funeral

[death-threats]

Jealousy.

Trafalgar Law x f!reader

cw: 18+ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!, 1.3K words, jealousy, possessiveness, rough sex, dom/sub dynamics, edging, dacryphilia (if u squint), begging, overstimulation, cum eating, squirting, uhhhhhhhhh general Law brainrot, lmk if i missed anything

It was a quiet night on the Polar Tang, save for the sounds of slick sex reverberating through your shared bedroom. Law's hips slammed into yours with a harsh intensity.

"Gonna keep flirting with Eustass-ya? You know you're all -ngh- all mine." He said, his voice hot and husky in your ear. He has kept you right on the precipice of orgasm for far too long. Your body is aching and trembling. He wants to make sure you learn your lesson tonight.

You moan and whimper as he takes his frustrations out on you. "I...I wasn't fl-flirting!" You manage to rasp out, your chest heaving and throat sore. "I promise!" You plead with a whine.

Law growled and gripped your hips tightly, his eyes narrowing with possessive intensity. "I don't care what you were doing, Y/N. The fact that he's talking to you is enough to piss me off." He continued thrusting into you relentlessly, his pace increasing with each passing moment. "You're mine, and I won't let anyone else touch you.

He leaned forward, his breath hot against your ear as he whispered, "You belong to me, Y/N. Say it."

“I belong to you, Law!” You moaned out, clawing the sheets beneath you. “You feel so fucking good.”

Law's grip on your hips tightened even more, his thrusts becoming more intense at your words. He relished in the way you gripped onto the soft cotton for dear life, reveling in the pleasure he was giving you. His voice grew husky with desire as he responded, "That's right, Y/N. Only I can make you feel this good. Only I can satisfy you like this."

He shifted his angle slightly, hitting a particularly sensitive spot inside you with each thrust, knowing exactly how to make you lose control. His pace became almost punishing, his body moving with controlled precision as he pushed you closer to the edge. "You're mine, Y/N. I won't ever let you forget it."

You let out a low whine as he hit that deep spot within you. “Please Law, l-let me cum!” Your abused walls contracted around his unrelenting thrusts.

Law smirked at your pleas, savoring the desperation in your voice. He leaned closer, his lips brushing against your ear as he whispered, "Not yet, Y/N. You're gonna hold on a little longer. I want you to beg for it."

He continued his relentless pace, his thrusts so deep and powerful that it pushed you towards the edge of pleasure. He wanted to test your limits, to see how far you could go before you broke. His voice dripped with dominance as he commanded, "Beg for it, Y/N. Beg me to let you cum."

Tears rolled down your cheeks as you tried your hardest to obey him. “Please…pl-please! I can’t hold on much l-longer…” you stuttered out, your voice raw and wracked with pleasured sobs.

Law's grip on your hips tightened even more, his thrusts growing more forceful with each passing second. He watched the tears stream down your face, an intoxicating mix of pleasure and submission. His voice softened ever so slightly as he replied, "That's it... Good girl. Just a little longer."

He could feel himself reaching his own edge, the tightness in his core growing with each thrust. But he wanted to see you unravel first. With a final, powerful thrust, he hit that deep spot inside you once again, nudging you towards the precipice of release. "Now, Y/N. Let go for me. Cum. Now."

A string of curses left your lips as you came hard around him, soaking yourselves and the bed with your squirting orgasm. Your were left a babbling, fucked out mess as you convulsed around his cock.

Law's own release hit him like a tidal wave as he witnessed your intense orgasm. He groaned deeply, his hips jerking as he spilled himself inside you, filling you with warm pulses of pleasure. He held onto your hips tightly, riding out the waves of his climax, his body trembling with satisfaction.

He pulled out of you slowly, careful not to bruise you further, and collapsed onto the bed beside you. His chest heaved as he caught his breath, his gaze never leaving your flushed form. There was a mixture of possessiveness and tenderness in his eyes as he spoke, his voice laced with a hint of pride, "You're mine, Y/N, and I won't let anyone else have you."

“All…yours…” you panted between breaths. Your mind was swirling and your body still trembled with the aftershocks of that intense orgasm. You shivered as you felt his hot cum leak out of your abused hole.

Law's gaze turned even more possessive as he watched your trembling form, taking in the aftermath of your pleasure. He reached out, his fingers gently tracing the contours of your heated skin. "Good," he murmured in a low, satisfied tone. "Remember, Y/N, this body belongs to me. Every inch of it."

He pressed a tender kiss to your forehead before leaning down, cleaning the trails of his release from your body with delicate strokes of his tongue. His movements were slow and sensual, leaving a lingering sensation of both pleasure and possessiveness. "You're mine, Y/N, in every possible way."

Law's lips curled into a devious smirk. He paused for a moment, his dark eyes fixed on you as he spoke in a voice laced with a mischievous edge, "You know, Y/N, I can be as filthy as you want me to be. Anything to satisfy your dirty desires."

With a swift movement, he positioned himself between your thighs, his eyes locked with yours. His tongue darted out, lapping up the remnants of his cum mixed with your essence. He savored the taste, his expression filled with a mix of hunger and satisfaction. "So sweet," he growled softly, his voice sending shivers down your spine. "You're mine to devour, Y/N."

“Oh shit…” You muttered as you witnessed him eating his own cum from your pussy. He never failed to amaze you with how utterly dirty he could be when the mood struck him just right. You exhaled a breath you weren’t aware you were holding in and bit your lip while you weaved your shaking fingers through his sweaty hair. “I’m always yours…always.”

Law's eyes darkened with a possessive hunger as he felt your fingers threading through his dark locks. He pressed a gentle kiss to your inner thigh before pulling away and settling beside you on the bed. His voice held a hint of tenderness as he spoke, his gaze fixed on your flushed face.

"That's right, Y/N... Always mine," he whispered, his voice filled with a mixture of satisfaction and adoration. He reached out, his hand caressing your cheek lovingly. "Remember, I'll always be here to satisfy and protect you."

As he held you close, his fingers tracing lazy patterns on your skin, Law's protective nature merged with his desire, creating an intoxicating mix of possessiveness and tenderness. And in that moment, you knew that you truly belonged to him, body, heart, and soul.

You took his hand in yours and placed gentle kisses over each one of his finger tattoos. “I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

Law's expression softened further as he watched you shower his hand with tender kisses. He felt a surge of warmth and contentment, knowing that you fully embraced the dynamics of your relationship. His fingers curled around yours, his touch gentle yet firm.

"I'm glad," he murmured, his voice filled with a rare vulnerability. "Having you, and knowing that you belong to me, is everything to me, Y/N. I'll protect you, cherish you, and give you all the pleasure you crave."

He leaned in, capturing your lips in a slow, passionate kiss, pouring his emotions and desires into the connection. In that moment, it was clear that you were his obsession, his possession, and his beloved. And he would stop at nothing to ensure your happiness and satisfaction.

[medi-melancholy]

i only know very vague things about the ER dlc from skimming tvtropes and glancing at twitter and looking up some music and cutscenes, but here's my takeaways so far, mostly about Best Worst Boy

miquella in the running for one of the best soulsborne characters ever oh my GOD i love his whole everything. what a fun fascinating fucked up lil guy. what a good year for beautiful awful well-intentioned extremists and their plans for utopia. it's impossible to say whether he's a Good person or Bad person but you can't deny he does both good and bad. at the very least his intentions and goals come from a good place but his methods and values are uhhhhhhhhh something else. i love it!

i'm seeing people very upset that the version of miq they had in their heads is ruined forever so they're gonna ignore canon and like. sorry i guess! but the foundations for what he's really like were always there, and the new revelations about his actions are interesting and also in line

miq and malenia's relationship isn't any less valuable and malenia isn't any less badass ok? ok. calm down lol

enjoyers of pure and helpless miq who makes for a pretty victim or damsel in distress can still keep that image, because, hey, playing that role was also within his plans, it seems! He Has The Range!

also it's not a bad thing that we see a physically older/more mature version of miq! that's a win-win tbfh! and has some fascinating implications to me, from an outside perspective without all the info--did he find a way to break his curse, even if only temporarily?? is it tied to him nearly entirely reaching godhood?? i think it's neat and he looks gorgeous! it's not like everybody's gotta throw all their fanart away now, again, calm down

mohg isn't instantly some innocent victim in all this nowwwwww aaaaaaaaaaa he was still a really fucked up dude, and idk if we even know exactly how deep miq's charms over him went, maybe miq took advantage of some feelings or urges that were already there, maybe mohg's preexisting traits and personality made him do even more things than what miq himself was expecting, idk! there's room for interpretation and regardless he's still a fascinating monster of a guy, and i love having ansbach for perspective

this fucking family tree keeps getting BIGGER because so many fuckers got wiped from history because no one fucking gets along. it's so funny to me

i sure as shit wasn't expecting radahn to come back or be relevant in any way but yknow i do kinda dig it! he's a great and iconic character. yet i am seeing lots of complaints about that too lmao,, ER at its core was always based around and focused on That Big Goddamn Family so having things circle back around to figures already involved in things makes sense imo

but also GODWYN IS DEAD GODWYN IS VERY VERY DEAD GODWYN IS BEYOND DEAD i was hoping for some more info about him at the very least and maybe there's some i haven't heard about myself yet but holy shit ok he wasn't gonna have a physical appearance or be a boss or anything, but i'm seeing a ton of people disappointed that isn't exactly what happened

so what if things are messy and complicated and fucked up and squicky all over, welcome to soulsborne, like, idk what to tell you, i'm still so baffled by people who are shocked and appalled by dark or unusual content in elden ring and don't wanna talk about it or acknowledge it. where did yall come from???? did you play des or ds or bloodborne or even sekiro?? ? ?? ?????

i also saw some people complaining about the tragic/hopeless/depressing/upsetting quest or story parts and i'm so ???????????? seriously does no one realize what they're playing, why does this feel like an ER exclusive problem for from games?

music is great as ever i don't care what anyone says

messmer is cool as hell and super interesting and i can't wait to read up on him even more. i loooove his voice and just, how he looks and moves. he has a ton of personality and presence about him

leda what is wrong with you. i love you so much girl

happy pride month! 🥳

also i saw this phrase uttered along the way and i'm kind of obsessed with it lmao

[damnilovefaerghus]

cus I'm daring, lets go with these bad boys for the Writer Truth or Dare Ask Game: 🥤, 🍬, 🍦, 🧩

🥤 (Recommend a fic): Something a little unexpected for me! A Hitman fic, written from the perspective of the poor bastards who have to deal with Agent 47 and his aftermath: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37277812

🍬(unpopular opinion about popular character): Seteth isn't enough of an old man to trigger my DILF instincts im sorry

🍦(3 good things about a char I hate): I don't hate most characters in FE3H, even if I may or may not appreciate the way they're written, so we're gonna have to go back to my Persona 5 hater days for this one. Because Ryuji is the worst best friend character I've ever seen in a Persona game, but AT LEAST he:

gets Sun Wukong as a persona

has some fashion sense

can be swapped for Makoto early

🧩(what makes you click away from fic immediately): uhhhhhhhhh bear in mind I will click away from fics and books literally the instant the wind changes, so just take this list as "old man yells at clouds"

the first line wasn't funny enough

"he would not say that"

"this would not happen this way and if it did he would not do that"

"nope"

too short sentences

comma splices

the paragraphs don't look right

sentences don't have flow

sentences have no structural variation

dialogue isn't on separate lines

author has issues with the word "said"

author loves the word "said" too much

author got unique with dialogue indicators instead of using " "

dialogue tags on every line like a script

the character's name is repeated too often without pronouns

the character's name is never used (unintentionally)

any epithets without a good reason

the word "orbs"

narration is too detailed

narration isn't detailed enough

narration is too confusing

character's narrative voice sounds wrong

stoic character thinks too much about emotions

brash character thinks too intelligently

any character thinks too much about how cute someone else is

anyone licking their lips at all

anachronisms

bad research

unexplained headcanons

unexplained OCs

unexplained lyrics or poetry

self inserts

x reader

romantic talk

pet names without explanation

romance without 100k words of explanation beforehand (this is a joke)

"babe"

modern language in non-modern canon

therapy speak without the character both having access to the modern DSM-5 and a good reason to use it

not enough repression

too much longing

grown adult acts like a teenager about emotions

teenager acts like a grown ass adult about emotions

miscommunication

the word "sniffles"

blorbo wasn't written exactly the way I like

this goes against my headcanon

author's voice not my thing

oh

oh

literally I will dropkick you if you put that in your fuckin fic

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

blank check for ur gold morning thoughts/predictions/etc. how are we feeling about all of this. (& how do u think it's going to end?) <3333

HI. FORGOT I HAD THIS STILL. taking my allotted break time (just started arc 29 ouahg) to finally . answer this

god. what the fuck man. how the fuck am i supposed to put my gold morning thoughts into words. this is gonna be so stream of consciousness and not organized AT ALL sorry :] btw i love that its called gold morning for one. thats so fucked. for the record i still feel so fucking vindicated that i was right all along about scion being scary i will never come down from this high of being so correct about media !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was actually just thinking abt this earlier i still think its so fucking crazy that. the slaughterhouse nine is like NOTHING now. all this time i had thought the apocalypse was gonna be some crazy rise to power for jack and instead hes just. fucking suffocating in some containment foam and his only meaningful contribution was saying some cryptic bullshit that set scion on a rampage. god. i have a lot of feelings abt that. and also the vague bonesaw redemption arc thats happening in the background (i dont want to call it that but also i cant think of the other word for that rn. only other word i can think of is domestication and thats not right either. you know what i mean)

uhhhhhhhhh okay predictions??? overall i do NOT expect worm to have a happy ending. i do still expect taylor to die at some point (shes gotten pretty fucking close a few times but god DAMN that girl is a cockroach (pun . intended)) i think a lot of people are gonna go out in a blaze of glory, specifically because that term has been used quite a few times recently... but i do think theyre going to succeed in either killing scion (probably more likely, we know the worms can be killed or. can at least DIE bc of his counterpart) or my insane person theory which is punting him back out into the cosmos and sending him to continue his cycle somewhere else. if that happens i think all the capes with (natural) powers will lose their powers, but the cauldron capes will still have theirs bc theyre like... artificial and it seemed like scion couldnt affect them as efficiently as he could capes with shards?????? idk. still DYING 2 know what happened to the corpse of the counterpart. potentially the way they send him away is by finding a way to revive it?? and then they can leave together. that seems way too happily ever after than what im expecting though. idk man im just. throwing wet pasta at the wall. if i say enough insane things perhaps i will be sort of kind of right and itll be really funny.

EXTREMELY excited bc like. i have 2 arcs left. i definitely wont finish it today like i was kind of hoping i would but im definitely gonna be. done with worm this week. what an insane thing to say. ive been reading this book since like. what. april? may?? i dont remember. either way holy shit good fucking book everyone read worm NOW. i was planning on drawing/writing some nhw this weekend but god damn i just got sucked into the worm fugue instead i NEED to know how this damn book ends dude.

[scuderiaspringsteen]

eons ago @nolansiegels tagged me to answer these questions and i've finally gotten around to it!!

tagging @gayferrari @catboyseb @rosberggp @97leclrc @kissingwalls @darlingnemesis @raikkonenslay and anyone else who wants to do it

do you make your bed? yes but very poorly. hate the idea of dust on my sheets however i simply don't enjoy making the bed

favorite number? hmmmm i like 9 very much. nice little triangles ect

what's your job? i'm a uni student double majoring in linguistics and anthropology with a minor in arabic and i'm an archival intern

if you could go back to school, would you? i'd go back to elementary school in a heartbeat. also i fear i enjoy uni too much and will try and stick around for some time.....

can you parallel park? as of literally one week ago i've magically been able to reliable parallel park. idk how or why but i'm not complaining

do you think aliens are real? welll maybe there's Something out there but probably we'll never meet which is for the best

can you drive a manual car? no but i do want to learn (that being said i pretty much hate driving in general and will continue to avoid it whenever possible)

guilty pleasure? british white boy rock music (think catfish and the bottlemen circa waves sam fender the wombats ect) and this very particular green tea mochi danish from a bakery near me

tattoos? none rn, although i follow a ton of tattoo artist and have a couple from whom i definitely want to get something. unfortunately i can't make up my mind and stick with it for longer than 5 seconds so !! tattoo plans on indefinite hold

favorite color? dark greens.....olive emerald forest ect. however i weirdly tend to both accumulate items and clothes in various shades of blue so like. people irl tend to associate me with that apparently

favorite type of music? uhhhhhhhhh. it oscillates wildly but artists i can p much always listen to are jeff buckley tamino springsteen z berg u know the sort. also mika. (i was gonna put him as my guilty pleasure unfortunately i do not feel guilty in the least. everyone go listen to coke studio stardust)

do you like puzzles? yesss always !!! physical puzzles are very dear to me bc my family is insane abt them in a good way but i also love puzzle games!

favorite childhood sport? figure skating <3 og dramatic bitch sport that i have been following religiously since early childhood

do you talk to yourself? mmm sometimes i narrate in m head but rarely out loud

tea or coffee? so. tea forever and always HOWEVER this is largeley bc american coffee is kinda ass and i'm reminded of this whenever i leave the country. bought some fun coffee stuff in italy which i'm very excited to use !!

first thing you wanted to be when growing up? a librarian and then a tech/business girlie (dark time in my life) and then a stage manager. kind of come full circle now !!

what movies do you adore? taking a minute to say tal u have incredible taste thoroughbreds 2017 is so near and dear to me. also and then we danced !!! i remember watching that in the shittiest quality with a russian dub over the georgian with english subs....excellent film also got me very into georgian food. and man from u.n.c.l.e is the only action film ever. okay actually gonna answer now here are some of the all time favorites (i warn u these are not all Good they're just Good To Me): the decoy bride, amelie, roman holiday, the blue caftan, the social network (sorry), matthias et maxime, jab we met, yeh jawani hai deewani, ek main aur ekk tu (2000's bollwood is sooo important to me)

[jenevawashere]

Writers Truth & Dare Ask Game

🎱 ⇢ post your AO3 total stats: how about no

🍓 ⇢ how did you get into writing fanfiction?  I wanted Wanda Maximoff in the X-men movies. I had a vision for it and I might revisit it someday...

🌵 ⇢ share the link to a playlist you love: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6mwovYLQUxzDlP3bR1L5GS?si=baa885e9c42c4fc9

🕯️ ⇢ on a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you enjoy editing? why is that? seven. It has become more enjoyably as my writing style has changed. I edit as I go because I write in chunks, then go back and edit when I hit a metaphorical wall.

🛼 ⇢ describe your latest wip with five emojis: ok! good luck decoding this shit: 📍🛑🔩👁️🍫

🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help? none of them are on here that I know of but Q and S. Maybe G depending on who...

🥤 ⇢ recommend an author or fanfic you love: I have a whole list. So instead, here's a shit ton of my bookmarks. https://archiveofourown.org/users/FriendofthePhoenix1234/bookmarks

💌 ⇢ how many unread emails do you have right now?  5 in the main

🌻 ⇢ tag someone you appreciate but don't talk to on a regular basis: How do you tag on here? Seriously, not a joke I have yet to learn that skill.

🐇 ⇢ do you prefer writing original characters, reader inserts, or a mix of both? Original or existing characters.

🧃 ⇢ share some personal lore you never posted about before: I'm allergic to watermelon. No idea how the fuck that is possible but it happens.

🎲 ⇢ what stops you from writing more in your free time? Short answer? Life. Long answer? Also life. And procrastination.

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favorite ships or pairings: uhhhhhhhhh NEXT!

🧸 ⇢ what's the fastest way to become your mutual? shit if I know. Just hang out and say hi every once in a while. If we share fandoms, then cool! *shrugs in idk*

🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now: finally having a job, a few projects to switch through, and my cat.

📚 ⇢ what's the last thing you wrote down in your notes app? fic notes. See previous wip related question to try and figure that out

🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character: I'm gonna have to come back to this one. Brain overloaded when this question came up

🔪 ⇢ what's the weirdest topic you researched for a writing project? recently? (more on a personal level in terms of weirdness) a bunch of information on science related topics. I was the arts kid in a stem class so you can imagine how weird searching for that stuff is.

🦷 ⇢ share some personal wisdom or a life hack you swear on: "Be the kool aid man."

❄️ ⇢ what's your dream theme/plot for a fic, and who would write it best? My doctor who fics and literally anyone else that isn't me and has a much better understanding of the whoniverse.

🌿 ⇢ give some advice on writer's block and low creativity: there's no advice from me. It happens, sometimes for months on end and it sucks.

🥐 ⇢ name one internet reference that will always make you laugh: Oh boy! We have another list! "Burn it. Burn the jacket." "A fire? At the sea parks?!" "Hamburger (the H is silent in this context)" "Surprise harmonica" and I'm going to stop listing things now...

🏜️ ⇢ what's your favourite type of comment to receive on your work? ANY! Seriously, even if it's a single emoji, please say something. Kudos can only do so much, and that's assuming I count them.

🍦 ⇢ name three good things about a character you hate: I just spent a good five minutes trying to remember what character I hate. I think I've blocked them out in all honesty.

🥝 ⇢ do you lie a lot? what's the most recent lie you told? I have the memory of a goldfish, you expect me to remember that?

🦋 ⇢ share something that has been on your heart and mind lately: I hate Hate HATE gathering basting stitches SO MUCH 

🦴 ⇢ is there a piece of media that inspires your writing? Music.

🍅 ⇢ give yourself some constructive criticism on your own writing: what you think is bad, someone else will think is good. What you think is good, someone else will think is bad.

🐚 ⇢ do you like or dislike surprises? depends on a lot of factors here. Need more specifics.

🪲 ⇢ add 50 words to your current wip and share the paragraph here: *panics* Have 58 instead! *awkward jazz hands*

Lars had forgotten his keys at work. He had made it all the way to the door before he realized he couldn’t get into his flat - apartment according to Americans. He still called it the “wrong thing,” no matter how many times he was corrected. 

“Of fucking course.” He rolled his eyes as his shoulders slumped in defeat.

☁️ ⇢ what made you choose your username? X-men fan. Jean Grey is a favorite. That's where all the Phoenix stuff in my original username came from. The one on here is a pseudonym.

🐝 ⇢ tag your biggest supporter(s) and say one nice thing about them: I ask again. HOW DOES ONE TAG?

🌸 ⇢ do you have any pets? if you do, post some pictures of them: Cat and no. You don't deserve picture of my baby floof.

🎨 ⇢ link your favourite piece of fanart and explain why you like it: ...am I allowed to say a whole book? If yes, then the Scarland Art Book that was literally just announced.

🧩 ⇢ what will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately? Stuff I don't like.

[magicandmundane]

Omg hey! Thanks for the tag!

Is writing a hobby or way of life? Hobby, for sure. I have absolutely fantasized about turning the ocs in my head and their vague plot into a book series, but as of rn my way of life is engineering lol, so who knows where the writing will go.

A journal full of writing notes or a clean, completed manuscript? The perfectionist in me is screaming completed manuscript, but I do love the idea of a writing journal and that aesthetic.

Who (or what) is your writing inspiration? Uhhhhh, well these characters live in my head rent free, so definitely them. But the person who actually got me to believe I could write was one of my high school English teachers, one of my favorite teachers ever. He was so encouraging and always kept telling me how much he loved my writing, and he was especially impressed with this final creative writing project that I wrote two hours before the due date and was basically just a Catcher in the Rye fanfic lol

Which is worse: someone you "idolize" reading your first draft or listening to you sing? Definitely having them read the first draft *shudders* I’m part of a little a cappella group, so singing in front of people doesn’t really phase me.

Has writing from someone else's POV ever changed your own perspective? Uhhhhhhhhh, not sure 😅

Tumblr, AO3, LiveJournal, or FFN? Tumblr and AO3 for the win.

AO3 wordcount, and are you satisfied with it? 0 words lol, I don’t have an account, which is fine by me. Writing fics isn’t really my thing (I prefer my original works and seriously appreciate what y’all do for the fandom ecosystem), not like I have the time for fic writing 😂

What movie/book/fic gripped you irrevocably? Ohhhhhhh my gosh, I’ve loved pretty much all things Star Wars since I was 11, and The Bad Batch has a chokehold on me in a way no other installment in the universe has ever had. After that I’d say The Inheritance Cycle by Christopher Paolini has had a huge impact on me. I love those books so so so much and have since I was 12 or 13, they got me through some really tough times. (The recurring theme here is the hero’s journey lol)

What's the highest compliment you could ever be given, and have you been given it? Soooooo idk if this counts, but I’m gonna say it anyway. After a really hard swim season (in which everything turned out almost perfectly in the end) when I was like 15, my coach pulled me in for a hug and said, “Never doubt yourself again.” And I bawled my eyes out lol. It truly was the highest compliment I have ever received because she said so many things in four little words, not the least of which being “you’re too good at this to beat yourself up over it like you do.”

What defines your writing style? Not sure, but I have been told my writing is very eloquent and I do enjoy first person POV.

No pressure tags: @konmaao3 @weirdponytail @jorolle @thatartiststudios999 @thewriterlydragonslayer and anyone who wants to hop on!

20 Questions for 20 Writers (where did the other 10 questions go?)

thank you for the tag @marvel-starwarsfangirl !

Is writing a hobby or way of life?

I would say both. It did start out as a small hobby when I first began writing, but as I started thinking about careers, my college path and choosing a major when applying (no one told me being undeclared was a thing until I found out later), writing is always something that I've enjoyed, and it makes me happy.

2. A journal full of writing notes or a clean, completed manuscript?

I'd go with the journal. There's so many notes everywhere in notebooks and documents.

3. Who (or what) is your writing inspiration?

I'd say my writing inspiration is all the media I consume and the characters I get invested in. Especially since I started writing my own Star Wars fanfics, I enjoy attempting to step into a character's shoes and try to write as if I was writing a script for them.

4. Which is worse: someone you "idolize" reading your first draft or listening to you sing?

Someone I "idolize" reading my first draft. That would be so awkward more than listening to my low and sometimes cracked-voice singing.

5. Has writing from someone else's POV ever changed your own perspective?

Maybe sometimes, I'm not entirely sure regarding this question. I can't really think of any instances right now either 😅

6. Tumblr, AO3, LiveJournal, or FFN?

I go with both Tumblr and AO3. I mainly post a lot of my stuff here on Tumblr because I feel more connected with everyone, and I post some stuff on AO3.

7. AO3 wordcount, and are you satisfied with it?

Total of 28,554 currently. Yeah I guess.

8. What movie/book/fic gripped you irrevocably?

Movies/shows: All Star Wars movies and shows, Ninjago, Marvel movies and shows

Books: If You Could See the Sun (Ann Liang), the Thrawn novels, the Rogue One novel (I love its expanded perspectives)

Fics: There's a lot lol, but I highly recommend It's Not Over Yet by Merefis18 on AO3. Basically a The Bad Batch S3 before the season aired and in the writer's perspective.

9. What's the highest compliment you could ever be given, and have you been given it?

When people say they feel happy by reading my writing and that they enjoy my work, and when they are intrigued by what I have written. It makes me feel happy and wanting to create more to make others feel happy.

10. What defines your writing style?

I'm not sure, maybe the way I like putting a lot of attention to detail (I get a lot of comments on this from people irl) and how I like to try stepping in a character's shoes (and act like them) when writing dialogue and scenes. It's fun.

no pressure tags: @orion-tyche @magicandmundane @bossboudicca @amalthiaph @iracundiias @ladywren7 @royallykt and anyone else who wants to do this!

[larabar]

I would personally love to hear you rant about sonic x as I too loved that characterization of him ;w;

There was more than a few episodes of him legit going against the grain and being perceived as “the bad guy” and he didn’t care just cause he thought it was the right thing to do and I friggen LOVE that. I know some games have that characterization as well but it was just neat to that on a show

fair warning my ramblings get off the rails VERY quick get ready for this. its very long

i wanted to wait to answer this till after id watched more of the jp version because id only seen like. the last 3 eps. as much as i love the 4kids cast the original's just. so good man. watch it. i like sonic's personality in both versions but still

k. so

one of my favorite parts of his characterization in the show is how much it embodies his sa1/sa2 theme it doesnt matter.

so uh first thing that comes to mind is how. not self-centered he is. like i dont know where that characterization came from but its all over sonic media (dont get me wrong i still love that personality and think its hilarious. boom!sonic looking at you) but its just not how id describe his character in general

ANYWAYS like you said he literally Does Not care if something is 'good' or 'bad' he just does what he feels is right which is SO COOL for a character like him

like that one section of the show where egggman was making weird moon things for people's yards or something and sonic took one look at that and said Nope. literally everyone else was like bro?? we kinda need that light to live what are you doing?? and once again he Did Not care like he knew something was up and it wasnt good

and honestly i think its the little things about his personality that stand out to me the most. from his love for flowers. to spontaneously deciding to look for a small field of flowers in the mountains in the middle of nowhere becuse he knew cream had been feeling homesick. to random naps on rooftops because he feels like it. that kinda stuff

also he doesnt talk as much as his other characterizations. he figures stuff out silently in his head and you never really know exactly what hes thinking because his brain's moving a mile a minute (real adhd moment there) which is another thing thats not brought up much hes actually really smart? favorite example is the dark sonic episode (you know the one) when cosmo leaves to talk with black narcissus or whatever his name was. nobody knows where she is and everyone starts panicking but sonic's already figured out that she left the ship with the help of chris to get past the security. can we talk about how smart he is more often its one of my favorite characteristics of his

little off topic but theres also an episode of aosth (case of the missing hi-tops or something like that) where hes like a mini sherlock holmes and figures out who stole his shoes how they stole his shoes and why they stole his shoes and its. such a great episode guys please watch it. okok back to sonic x

i forgot what i was gonna say. uhhhhhhhhh oh yeah the race episode

sam sets up a giant race and pulls up to the thorndyke's house with the entire city lined up parade style at like 3am and challenges sonic to a race to which he once again says No and goes back to sleep. he could care less about what the city wants he just. idk man this whole situation is so funny. sonic finishes the race wayyy before sam, poses for the camera, goes back to sam, and finishes the race in an almost-tie i love this episode so much. im getting off topic again

ok i know everyone talks about the helen episode but im gonna talk aboout the helen episode. sonic just casually tells chris he promised one of his classmates he'd take her to an island in the middle of a lake and he Does It. with the entire army following him because he refused to go to a party with the president. how could a better episode be written its perfect

can i talk about cruise blues now. cool so cruise blues is one of my favorite episodes because it completely changes up his character and at the same time keeps it the same but also gives him character development ? that sounds really complicated just bare with me. sonic doesnt like boats. at all. for good reason tho theres no room to run theres water everywhere and also seasickness is a thing. anyways sonic takes the situation really well and decides the only way off this boat other than launching himself off the deck 30 times is to psychologically manipulate everyone on the ship through various means that leave him hanging on for dear life to a pole so amy doesnt smash him to pieces. he learns his lesson after that i think

point is by the end of the episode he learns to relax and its just all in all really chill at the end? he learns he needs to take it slow and rest sometimes and i think its the only ep to actually try to develop sonic's character

idk what else to talk about. ep 26 and the last two eps of s2 are really good but i have no idea how to put them into words

tl;dr: sonic x is good (understatement)

[adamsmasher]

🌷💞✨ answer with 3 random facts about yourself, then send this to 10 other people 🌷💞✨

oh boy, 3 random facts!!! ummmm okay ummmmm oh gosh, this is hard. like, facts. it's like, there's so many things about me, having to pick three things? my mind is going completely blank. It's like meeting a comedian and being like "hey, tell me a joke!" they could be the funniest mfer on the planet but they're still gonna be like "uhhhhhhhhh"

I took two years of Japanese in high school. I can still read and write most of hiragana and katakana, though that doesn't mean I know what I'm reading or writing, if that makes sense. Like, I can't translate, but I can tell you like "oh that says oshinko o tamago kawasaki" but don't ask me what that means (especially since I think what I wrote was like "radish, egg, the motorcycle brand Kawasaki")

I don't think I've officially talked about this here, but over the last year or so I've been coming to terms with being nonbinary. I predominantly use he/him pronouns but think of they/them as like a nice little treat. That's part of what took me a while to figure it out, I felt most comfortable using he/him and, though I like they/them, committing to they/them didn't feel right. It was actually a JVN interview where he was like "yeah i'm gender fluid, I use he/she/they pronouns but mostly he/him" and I was like "wait, I can be enby and still use only/mostly he/him pronouns? wooooaahhhhhh, okay yeah that's me." Nothing else about me changing (e.g. name, pronouns, how I dress, etc) means that I'm cis-passing which was another thing that prevented me from accepting it for a long time - like I didn't present enby enough for it to count - but a wonderful drunk trans man on pride let me know I was thinking about it all wrong, and all I need to consider myself non-binary is to recognize that I'm somewhere in-between or outside of "man" or "woman," and that's what hit the nail on the head for me. That's the moment I was able to say with my chest "okay you're right, I'm non-binary and use he/him pronouns. Alright!!"

I have some hypermobility disorder issues which means that my joints are bad and hurt a lot and sometimes sublux and it's a whole thing. I get so angry when people are like "oh you're too young for all that!" and I'm like "bitch for starters i'm 35 so no I'm not, but even if I wasn't, telling me I'm too young for that is obviously untrue because it's still happening. omg."

and I'm gonna put this in the following people's inboxes but anyone else who wants to do it can consider themselves tagged or asked: @regirock-and-rollk-and-roll @gamabunta429 @jimisamess @ursamidnight @isitahairbrush

also i’m changing it from 10 people to 3 because ten is a lot but i’m meeting halfway by asking 5

[sergeantsporks]

People try to marry their offsprings off with (wild) Emperor Hunter to gain power. Hunter has no interest in politics, nor in marriage, and especially not in political marriages.

Don't mind me, just sliding the aroace Hunter agenda in here-

“If anyone asks, I’m going to Eclipse Lake for field research, if you need me, I’ll be hiding in the walls, tell Lilith she’s in charge while I’m gone.”

Luz looked up from her pages of circle practice as Hunter pulled on a wall sconce and the wall creaked open. “What’s going on now? State dinner? Coven head meeting?”

“Someone else is bringing their lovely daughter ‘just about my age,’ small knowing smirk, to the palace. It’s the Blights. They’re rich, they’re powerful, and they really liked when the coven system was enforced. If they’re still here in a week, slide some more crackers into the wall for Red.”

Hunter slid into the hidden passageway and closed the door. Luz leaned against the fake wall. “You can’t hide forever.”

“Yes I can,” his muffled voice answered, “Especially if political marriage is on the table. Maybe I’ll go live in the woods again, no one wanted to marry me there.”

“Well—I saw the reports, your uncle ruled for forty years, how did he avoid marriage?”

“By being unmarriable.”

Luz thumped the wall. “Come on, Hunter.”

“My uncle was scarier than I was. Also he was old.”

“Not for forty years he wasn’t—that’s not possible. He must have had SOME way to stave off marriage proposals.”

“See: my uncle was scarier than I was.”

Luz clicked her tongue. “I mean… you could always try actually meeting some of them.”

“I don’t want to get married, Luz, end of story. I don’t need a partner, I don’t WANT a partner, I like it when it’s just Red and I.”

“Alright. What do you want me to do about it?”

“You marry her.”

Luz laughed. “You’re funny.”

“Why not? You like girls, don’t you?”

“I’m not a political gamepiece, Hunter, especially since I’m planning on leaving the isles. Maybe you can pretend marry someone and not actually be in love?”

“… Luz, what exactly do you think a political marriage is? Oh, hey, I could pretend marry you, you go back home, and I don’t have to deal with this anymore! We’ll say it’s uhhhhhhhhh human realm demon realm relations marriage.”

“Ew, no thanks. Even if it’s fake.”

“See, I AM unmarriageable.”

“Good for you. Alright, alright, I’ll see what I can do with the Blights while you stay in your hidey-hole. You gonna be okay in there?”

“Oh, sure, the passages lead to the library and the kitchens, and I have enough glyphs with me for light. Thanks, Luz, have fun with the Blights.”

“You know I wo-on’t,” Luz sing-songed.

“Good luck.” Hunter’s footsteps pattered down the passage where Luz couldn’t hear them, and she rubbed her temples, opening her closet door and looking for her fancy official outfit.

“I’m gonna need it.”

[hausofmamadas]

Uhhhhhhhhh this is like legit one of the best fics I’ve ever read okay? Okay like you have no idea the strength it took, everything in me, not to respond to this line-for-line

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✸ ‘Keep looking, carnal,’ he’d say, ‘there’s got to be life here somewhere, right?’

NOOOOOSKKSSKSKSKSNS OKAY BC SJSJS so bc you’d told me you like baked in a sneaky plotline that you thought I’d catch early on, I was hunting for it immediately and in my over-enthusiasm(is that even a word? let’s pretend it is) I had the dumbest thought of like :woahdeeby: did mj pull a 2001 Space Odyssey and set this story on the moon or somethinfkdjdjdbs like idk why but the “there’s got to be life here somewhere, right?” had me frantically and conspiratorially setting this on the moon for like a half second

✸ Right now, it’s a three-walled structure, with half a roof and enough shade to make it look like a haven.

“and enough shade to look like a haven.” And enough poetry to make me mad at you not 5 seconds into reading this shit you’re welcome and thank you and you’re welcome

✸ It’s probably because he knows that you’d ignore him if he did, or tell him he can go back to the busted vehicle and drink the gas from the tank. Light yourself while you’re at it, cabrón.

PFFTTTTTJSJDD Light yourself while you’re at it, cabrón is close to something I have said to more than one person in my life and it’s makin me cackle thinking about it y no digamos ya que me hace sentir muy visto

✸ Sitting down feels like dying, in a way, it takes everything out of you to do it slowly, and somewhat carefully. If you didn’t put actual effort into avoiding it, you probably would’ve dropped hard enough to break something, right on the tailbone.

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJOOOOOOOKAY a couple of things here, 1) “Sitting down feels like dying” something about the way this is phrased ??????? makes me???????? feel like dying???? bc like IT SLAPT ME THAT FUCKING HARD. YES, HARD ENOUGH TO KILL ME. CONGRATS ON EARNING YOUR 00 LICENSE, YOU MONSTER 2) the way I actually like felt my own tailbone crack reading that last sentence, like I physically reacted to it so causing me both mental and physical anguish. I know it’s Whumpril but damn, you gotta kick me when I’m down too?

✸ Long enough in the shade, that it feels like sticking your head in the drinks fridge at Safeway.

AT THE SAFEWAYSJSJSJSJSJSJS NO YOU DONT EVEN ACTUALLY UNDERSTANDISJSJD bc when you asked me for the name of an American like grocery store, I was gonna name like the big National ones but then I was trying to think about like what’s a kind of janky mid-level one that has smaller stores that are almost more like convenience stores like at a gas station, so I said Safeway. No knowledge whatsoever of the fic but the fact that like they get broken down in the middle of a desert, presumably on some kind of road trip or long drive, like Safeway makes such absolute sense and I’m just marveling st our magic shared braincell

✸ He groans again, getting comfortable, because he’s a man of that age and that’s all they do. ‘You should have stayed when I told you to, carnal.’

Idk what exactly it is about “he’s a man of that age and that’s all they do,” that feels like simultaneously charmed by him and lightly mocking at the same time but there’s liek such an underlying tone of fondness too??? I’m sure I’m rambling and making no fucking sense but like im just saying I felt a thing reading it and even though I do not yet understand the thing that I felt, I felt it deeply skskskssksksjsbw

✸ ‘Come on,’ he croons, ‘we have fun, no?’

Had, past tense. You turn your head to look at him. ‘If we survive, I’m killing you before anyone else.’

PAST TENSEv?v??????.???????vaskwhwhwhwhevevwjwh PASTTEEEEEENSEvvvvvvv?vvvvvvvvvvv?????? WHYYY SHOULD THAT BE PAST TENSE MJ????????? WHOOOOOOOO, WHIIIICH ONE OF THEM IS FUCKING DEAD MJ????????????? i say as if I don’t already know :KEKW: BC I CANT TELL BC YOU KEEP SWITCHING BETWEEN LIKE “I” OR “WE GOTTA GET OUTTA THIS MESS” LIKE THE GOTDAMN VISIONARY YOU ARE SO I CANT TELL WHOS DEAD JESUS MAYBE THEYRE STILL ON THE MOON FUCK

✸ As if he’d go that easy, as if he’d even let you get close enough to try. The only thing that would kill him is—

‘But, I thought you were done with killing,’ he says, and it feels like he’s laughing at you now, not with you. ‘Ya no es divertido, Lalo,’ he mocks, doing the worst impression of your voice that he possibly could. ‘What happened to that, hm?’

Aaaaaaaaand here we are now with the unhinged copy/pasting of a whole ass fuckin paragrapht but likkkweeeeeeeee the fact that you’ve never written for lalo before and you’ve managed to SO PERFECTLY, FLAWLESSLY, INCREDIBLY CAPTURE WHAT HE SOUNDS LIKE AND THE ENTIRE PURE ESSENCE OF HIS BEING AS IF HE WAS LIKE YOUR OC THAT YOU THOUGHT UP ENTIRELY FROM SCRATCH is ~~not surprising simultaneously remarkable and uhhhhhhhh???? Enraging??? Yeah, enraging like this LIT👏🏽RAL👏🏽LY👏🏽 MAKES ME WANT TO SET SHIT ON FIRE AND BLOW THINGS UP, COMMIT ACTS OF DOMESTIC TERRORISM BC IM SO MAD, ITS THAT GOOD. I mean HE CROONS????????? BC YES, ACTUALLT THATS EXACTLY WHAT HE DOES, THIS MAN IS A CROONER WITH THE BEST OF THEM. I MEAN HE IMITATES READER BADLY BUT LIKE ITS STILL SOMEHOW CHARMING AND ANNOYINGLY FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME???????? BC YES, THIS IS THAT MAN someone give me a Xanax, bc I fucking can’t anymore

✸ You happened, you want to say, you and all your charm and all the bullshit it comes with. ‘The same thing that always happens, Lalo, money.’

Okay and can we fucking talk about this little thiiiing you’ve been doing here with like thinking one response, and then saying something else out loud sometimes entirely contradictory to what was thought like you’ve done this in other fics but not as much as this one and the way its such just FUCJING SETTING THE VIBE OKAY???????????2?2)27833)3$37

✸ The cold is helping, you think, making things seem real again. Sharpening the mirage.

*shakes head wearily, slumps head forward, pinches bridge of nose* Sharpening the mirage. Sharpening the mirage??? Sharpening the FUCKING MIRAGE. I MEASNSHSJSJSJSBWARE YOU FUCJING KIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDING ME??????? Sharpening the mirage. Like I can’t even do anything right now except repeat that sentence hoping like I can actual make some semblance of sense of its brilliance except I FUCKING CANT. SHARPENING THE FUCKING MIR— I DONT SUSHEVWHWVKAHSIWJEVE EANWNksoqowiwjbeiaaisishwbwjqpaodownwnwoqn *sprints to other room to scream into pillow*

✸ ‘I think you were the worst thing to ever happen to me.’

You know that he’s grinning. He would be. ‘Is there a prize? I’ve got the perfect place for a trophy.’

And now, as you jnow, I’m contractually obligated to do it. The gif is just burning a hole in my pocket ?camera roll?

Bc this is the exact face that I’m picturing while he says this AND THE FACT YOUR WRITING IS CONJURING FUCKING GIFS ALREADY BC YOU HAVE THIS MAN NAILED DOWN TO A GODDAMN TEE

✸ As if the contents of his trunk excuses the rest of the shit this chingamadre has put you through, as if it wasn’t his fault that you crashed out in the first place.

Tipping my fedora like the tru fuckboi I am at this ACTUAL FLAWLESS use and placement of chingamadre or if you’re me in my weird half Nica, half norteño accent, ssssshhingamadre

✸ His eyebrows go up at your alarm, face coming alive with false offence. ‘What? I can’t be smart like that? Soy un hombre del mundo, ya sabes.’ He pauses. ‘Y chulo, sí me sientes.’

GODDDDKDJSJ but I can see this so vividly too, the mock offense sjsjsjs and him being all, “look, okay. I know I’m a delicious, undeniable snack-and-a-half, es obvio pero siempre no soy un huevon, corazón” like once again, how you have this man in your bones already is just so fucking clear

✸ He laughs. ‘Y, no seré yo, verdad?’

You nod. It’s not going to be him.

ITS NOT GOING TO BE HIMSNSJSJSJWHWHWJSJSJSBBAWHHWYWHWHWHWHYYYYYTTT IS IT JOT GOING TO BE HIM MJ????????,,,,,,????cVw WHUHAPPPPUNNNNNNNN lo digo como si no lo supiera ya :KEKW:

✸ What matters, is you made it back to the crash site. To the car, exactly as you left it, but no longer on its side.

THE CRASH SIIIIIITE????????????????? WHO IS DEAD MJ??????????????? DÍGAMELO YA!!!!!

✸ The smoking from the engine has stopped, and it doesn’t appear to have burst into flames the way you thought it might. No exploded gas tank, no shrapnel, metal and flesh alike.

OJAY TODO EL MUNDO SÍ CALLATE ALAVERGA YA PORQUE HAY UN RAZON POR LA QUE TUVE LEER TANTAS VECES. I HAD TO READ THIS MORE THAN THRICE BC I JNEW I WAS GONNA PICK UP ON SOME SNEAKY SHIT THAT I DIDNT AT DIRST AND THIS RIGHT HERE IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS “...no shrapnel, metal and flesh alike” okay, firstly, the prospect of flesh also being a form of shrapnel is so visually evocative that if I wasn’t already dead, I’d have earned my 00 license bc I would’ve murdered you for your brilliance. Secondly, the inclusion of flesh IS YET ANOTHER CLUE TO THE BIG TWIST THAT I ABSOLUTELY KNOW TOTALLY DONT KNOW ABOUT THAT I HADNT CAUGHT THE FIRST TOME BC YOU OUT HERE LAYERING THAT SHIT LIKE ITS A 7 LAYER CAKE ON THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE-OFF sorry, I had to do it, I had to make that british joke, imsosorry

✸ You put your thighs to the tailgate, leaning all your weight onto it, because stationary and upright isn’t a thing you can manage right now, and begin digging in the contents of the trunk.

Not me sksjsb giggling to myself bc stationary and upright isn’t a thing I can manage after liek 20 minutes of waiting in line at the DMV meanwhile Reader’s like fucking trapped in the middle of the Chihuahua desert

✸ The guy drives around like a cartoon villain, and for what? None of this shit can help him now.

LIKENSJSJSHSBW W A CARTOONSSIJB VILLAIN NO ASJSJHS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW NUCH IN ACTUALLT FICKING SCREAMIN AT THE MENTAL IMAGE OF LOKE LALO AS AN ACME CARTOON VILLAIN LIKE IM PICTURING LALO LIKE THE ROADRUNNER WITH A LITTLE MUSTACHE JUST *MEEP MEEP* FUCKING WITH THE TASMANIAN DEVIL OR WHOEVER TF

✸ You’re too tired to call a bastard, a bastard, even when he’s sitting right there in the driver’s seat.

Too tired to call a bastard, a bastard: yet another incredible candidate to add to the list of Titles for My Memoirs and/or Phrases That Could and Should Go On My Gravestone

✸ You bend, pick up the phone, check the screen—full battery—and laugh. Fuck, it was worth it, then. Coming back here. He was smart enough to carry a phone that could survive the desert when nothing else did.

NOOOOOOOSJSWJBW THE WAY THIS FUCKING HURTSMESO bc like desert!hallucination!Lalo is gone bc real!Lalo is there AND HES FUCKINF DEAD but also the way he’d totally be laughing right along with Reader IF HE WASNT IS ACRUALFJDJT T E LIKE I REALLY— I JUST—

✸ Dead from his injuries before he could finish the job himself.

NOOOSSOLLOOOOOIISIIII BUTLIKE I REALLY— YOU JUST— I MEAN YOUHAVE BEEN ON ONE FOR THIS WHOLE ASS FIC, FUCJING RELENTLESS AND WHAT IS ACTUALKY WRONG WITH YOU

✸ He doesn’t answer. You can’t pretend that he does, either, when he’s slumped against the window like that. Chin on his chest, blood over his eyes. He doesn’t spring to life in your imagination like he had done before.

LIKE I THINK I CAN MAKE A VERY GOOD CASE THAT THIS SHOULD BE TURNED INTO EVIDENCE FOR THE INEVITABLE TRIAL FOR MY MURDER. THE ONLY QUESTION REMAINING IS MOTIVE, BC NO ONE WILL UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD WANT TO KILL ME IN SUCH AN UNDERHANDED WAY WHEN IVE DONE NOTHING BUT OFFER YOU FRIENDHSIP, I MEANNNN PUEDES VERLO COMO ME HAS DESENREDADO ????? QUE SHINGADAS, MI COMPA ??????? EXPLÍCAMELO POR EL PUTA AMOR DE PUTA DIOS

✸ It’s shame, really, because you were just starting to get attached.

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MF TERRORIST, YOU ACTUAL FUCKING TERRORIST, LIKE YOU DON’T EVEN JNOW WHAT YOUVE DONE???????? ARE YOU AWARE ????? THAT YOURE NOW CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED UPON PUBKICATION OF THIS REVLOG TO SUPPLY ME WITH ANY AND ALL LALO CONTENT I DESIRE??????? BC YOU ARE. I DESERVE THAT AT THE VERY LEAST FOR THIS LEGITIMATE WMOTIONAL DAMAGE AND SUFFERING YOUVE SUBJECTED ME TO, GODDAMMIT. But like in all honesty, I’m dead-ass serious this is one of my absolute, absolute, tip-top favorite things you’ve ever written, and like top 3 favorite fanfics of all time currently prolly tied for first with Ash’s Víctor/Barrón exchange gift I was amused. I was confused. I was disoriented. I was upset. I didn’t know what was going on. Are we on the moon? Wait, who’s dead? What’s happening? Except that I was SO ALONG FOR THE FUCKING RIDE. You did that. You did that shit okay. Godd, I need to take a 40 year nap now

the last stretch

lalo salamanca & gn!reader, whump, 18+, 1588 words

warnings for major character death, descriptions of blood & injuries

for day 8 of whumpril : dehydration

a/n: just a short one today, and tbh it feels more similar in style to my original fiction vs. my fanfic, so i hope u enjoy! are they friends? enemies? who knows!

tagging: @hausofmamadas @drabbles-mc​ @cositapreciosa​

You’ve been walking for hours, a day, maybe, or two, without getting anywhere at all. As far as you could bare to endure in one direction, and then back to the car, then as far as you could manage the opposite way. Never straying far from the crash site, never letting it out of your view on the horizon. You couldn’t. Lalo wouldn’t let you.

No matter how tired you got, no matter how chapped your lips, how sore your heels, how sharp the headache—it was the same, over and over. ‘Keep looking, carnal,’ he’d say, ‘there’s got to be life here somewhere, right?’

Keep reading

[urmomsfavelesbian]

a never ending stream of Thoughts you say...... care to divulge? 🧐🤭

(lying) no i don’t <3 (don’t read this)

basically they just reaaally like to break ur brain 🤭 they flip between being nice and being mean with no warning so u never know what to expect and ur always sooo nervous, like ur walking around the commune (i picture it as a desolate pretty old house surrounded by flowers cos duh) and ur making them bouquets or some dumb lovesick bimbo shit and u see them walking up to u and u get so excited and run to give them hugs and they both hug u all sweet and then Daya scoffs and pushes u down and gets ur pretty dress all muddy and Boscy laughs at u and and and and then Betty fucks u stupid while ur on ur hands and knees in the mud and Boscy takes a picture w a lil polaroid camera to add to the Photo Wall 🥴

but then!! next time they come to u they knock on the door of the room they made Just For You and they’re soooo sweet and soft like “ohh why you so scared baby? we’re not gonna hurt youu <3” and daya holds u in her lap while boscy uhhhhhhhhh something something makes u see stars something something gentle overstimulation 🤭

and to add something not AS insane, daya goes to willow’s greenhouse to Mess With Her and between broken moans willow is like *breathy and whiny but still serious voice* daya stop we need to move this somewhere else, ur energy is going to fuck up my shrooms >:(

[king-finnigan]

UHHHHHHHHH 68 YENNSKIER??

Your song is: Boys Will Be Bugs by Cavetown

He sighs and ignores the chattering of the other students a few dozen yards away, his eyes following a bumblebee as it dawdles through the leaves above his head. Its buzzing stops for a few seconds as it finds one of the fuchsia-coloured flowers and rests inside its petals to gather the sticky pollen. Then, it launches itself into the air again, its plump little body covered in white powder.

"Hey."

Jaskier closes his eyes and curses at himself and the girl that just made a guest appearance in his little world half underneath the bush. He thought he'd been so well hidden.

"You're the new kid, right?" the voice asks and he resigns himself to awkward small-talk. Where did you come from, why did you move here, couldn't you have stayed there? The same questions he's been asked for the past few days - and frankly, he's fucking tired of it.

"Yup, that's me."

"Why are you in my hiding spot?"

He frowns, flexing his neck to look at the girl and he immediately meets eyes the color of the flowers above his head. "What?"

She sighs, waving her book around annoyedly. "I always come here to read. Shove off. Go be popular somewhere else."

He scoffs and lets his head fall back. He's disgruntled to discover he's lost track of his little, dawdling bumblebee. "I'm not popular."

"Yes, you are. All the other girls adore your stupid little blue eyes and your ridiculous floppy hair. Now piss off, I want to read."

He shrugs. "I'm not stopping you from reading," he says as he lets her words mull around in his head. The girls like him? That would explain why the guys are almost downright bullying him - he's disturbed their social hierarchy of smelly teen boys and that means they want him gone.

He's pulled from his thoughts as a figure appears in the periphery of his vision. It's the strange girl, sitting down in a huff, folding her jean-clad legs in front of her and opening the book in the nook of them.

"I like your sweater," he says before he can stop himself.

"Thanks," she murmurs, pulling at one of the yellow stars embroidered on the black wool for a second. "It's my favorite."

He hears buzzing in the leafs above his head and he spends a few seconds trying to find his bee again, but quickly gives up when the sound grows fainter and fainter - probably towards bigger, better pollen-filled flowers.

"You said 'the other girls' like my hair." He's never been good at keeping his mouth shut, and despite the awkwardness, he grins. "You don't?"

She rolls her eyes, pushing some raven curls behind her ear and pulling up an unfairly perfect eyebrow at him. "No, I don't. Why would I?"

"Because my eyes are very blue and my hair is very bouncy?"

"Ugh." It does hurt when she hits him in the chest with her book, but the slight smile tugging at the corners of her mouth makes it worth it. "You're insufferable."

"And you're grumpy."

"Someone has to be."

She folds the book open again, trying to find her page as Jaskier tries to find his bumblebee. They both succeed and fall into an easy silence for a while.

Then the school bell rings.

"Well," the girl says, snapping her book shut. "Back to hell."

"Back to hell," Jaskier agrees.

He pushes himself upright and she ignores his outstretched hand, brushing the dirt off her jeans.

"Alright. Well, bye then, sorry I took your spot." He turns away from her, making the trek back to class.

"Yennefer," comes her voice from behind him.

"What?"

She pulls his eyebrows up at him. "My name, idiot. Yennefer."

He blinks. "Right. I- I'm Jaskier."

She nods decisively. "Horrible name."

"Thanks, you're the worst."

She snorts and starts walking, hitting his shoulder with hers deliberately as she pushes past him. "See you tomorrow, Jask."

He can't help the grin that spreads across his face, a weight he hadn't known was there lifting from his chest. "See you tomorrow, Yenny."

"Fuck off," she calls over her shoulder.

Oh yeah, he muses to himself, they're gonna be great friends.

[skenpiel]

OKAY SO DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THOSE THEORIES ABT KRIS FROM 3 YEARS AGO. the ones about them truly being a vessel, and YOU are not the first person to have controlled them? cause we basically got canon confirmation on that right. in the first chapter, the things ppl were taking note of is, first and foremost, “you cannot choose who you are in this world”, cut to kris in their room. immediately you notice that their side has, like, literally nothing in it whereas asriels side has tons of trophies and stickers and stuff, (also makes me think the almost identical room ralsei gave them would be even more emotional!) which could. very well indicate that someones thrown all their shit out while being possessed. the only thing they have in their inventory is the ball of junk, which, when attempted to toss away, basically has kris pleading for you to let them keep it. (are you sure? you really didnt want to throw it away” “you felt bitter.”) at the end when they tear their soul out, the bird cage has scuff marks on the wall which also makes it look like. theyve done this before. and when they got the knife out we were all like wooahh what kinda creepy edgy stuff are they gonna do (like, open a fountain, i guess?) and then just NOW we were all like oh heehee silly pie :] but clearly that wasnt all they did LMAO. but uhhh im not here to talk about chapter one, specifically what made me be like “oh so this is totally exactly what we thought then” was after beating spamton. the way he says he really will always just be a puppet, but that THEYRE strong, THEY could break free of their strings (paraphrasing lol) and then how susie comments on how affected kris was by that. that. hhrtgrnngn got me good. if you answer no when susie (i think, i got bad memory) goes “you have goosebumps. are you okay?” like i did, ralsei goes “youre yelling” which very clearly was not something WE had control over. we didnt even get like a second person line like “you started yelling” or whatever, they just Did It. that really really REALLY got to me i was like “ahahahah okay suddenly i want to turn my computer off out of courtesy for some reason LOL”. when they went in the bathroom to wash their hands, shortly followed by ripping their soul out again, we did get more proof that WE are a part of this game cause when theyre without a soul we really cant control them. they hop out of the window and (we are led to assume?) slash toriels tires, susie asks whats taking them so long and toriel says they do this a lot. which, again, vry vry easily could indicate that theyve been possessed long before we came along. this whole ordeal is something theyre used to, which REALLY fucking upsets me LOL. then we get to the uhhhhhhhhh tv part? they leave the house with their soul jammed between the sofa cushions where all the precious things can be found or whatever susie said, go to do something else (maybe this is when they slash the tires? but then, god, what were they doing before???) and i guess open a fountain again, or something. its 5am and im stunned by finishing the game so i honestly dont know what to make of the ending LOL (i assume theyre the knight that opens fountains, but fuck if i know anything really) but with just these two chapters i feel like. toby really gave us all the pieces to the “kris’ soul is a vessel an theyre fucking sick of it” puzzle and i thought that was really cool (and weird!)

[theoakleafpancake]

4, 31, 40, 42

Thanks for the ask!

4. What are you looking forward to?

Honestly? The end of the semester because absolutely none of my classes were interesting except maybe Spanish because that might actually be useful to me one day. Everything else, I will forget about as soon as the last day is over.

31. 3 random facts

I dunno if this means like random facts about me or something else, but I’ll just go with the first option, basing it off the title of the game.

1) Cannot stand seafood. Except shrimp. 2) I used to absolutely despise writing. 3) I’m terrified of rollercoasters. Does not matter how small they are, I’m terrified of them

40. Favorite memory

Why is it every time you try to think about something your mind just says no and forgets everything Uhhhhhhhhh, I’m gonna go with our thanksgiving and/or Christmas Eve dinners. Probably a bit cliche, but whatever. Obviously, we still do them but not everyone’s there anymore. But back when we were younger we had everyone there, it was fun. Having everyone picking on each other, staying up a bit later, drinking hot chocolate and watching Christmas movies in the living room, it was nice. Except for the time we had a tree fall somewhere nearby because it sounded like some sort of explosion

42. Favorite book(s)

RA, DQ, and TU are definitely my top three series. If we’re talking about anything other than that, the Dark Elf trilogy is also a good one. Ragesong is also a good series, it’s actually one of the first fantasy series I read, and Celia’s Journey is a nostalgic one

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