#uhhh they dont have to be your headcanon if you just want to send me other posts to see my pinion that’s cool too

[bigfreakinfrog]

Send me headcanons with your reasoning(if any) and I’ll tell you if i agree/disagree (and my conflicting headcanon) /or if i have been convinced by you

[cheri-2047]

Could you maybe try high school Fem!Scaramouche hc with a huge crush on us but being super reluctant and shy about it?? :3

OKAY. I HAVE NEVER WRITTEN FOR SCARA OKAY PLEASE BEAR WITH ME 😭 also dude ure my first request thank u so much <3

so I didn’t know how to write this but THERE WAS AN ATTEMPT. Anyways basically I’m gonna write a bunch of headcanons then some scenarios under that

Please I’m so sorry if I mischaracterized him I really tried I SWEAE 😭😭😭

This is not proofread btw

WARNINGS: none, it’s all fluff :3

Fem!Scaramouche Headcanons:

HEADCANONS:

Fem!Scara would seem like extremely pissed off to everyone, but she would do small tasks for you that she never does with anyone else

Fem!Scara would do her best to not make it obvious that she likes you. (Even if that means accidentally hurting you with her snarky remarks)

Fem!Scara would be more quiet around you. She doesn’t become as arrogant or stubborn around you, well she would be but just not as much since she cares for you

Fem!Scara ime personally, I don’t think she would be much on physical touch, but if you hugged her she would pay your back and put her chin on your shoulder

Fem!Scara enjoys seeing you be passionate about things. She would listen all day to you and keep eye contact.

Fem!Scara would be very well at hiding when she’s flustered. Like if you’re play flirting with her, she would just end it like “…? What do you expect me to say to that?” When in reality, she’s really giddy inside

Fem!Scara would choose to sit beside you during field trips, or if you go to school via school bus. She says it’s just a coincidence (for field trips) but in reality, she really made it so you Teo sat together

Confession time:

Fem!Scara would be really pleased if you confessed to her first. She wouldn’t say yes immediately, (like instead of going “yes yes!!” She would be in disbelief)

Fem!Scara if she were to confess, she would spend a lot of time thinking how she would do it. She would worry if you said no and I feel like she would spend a week bringing herself down saying you’d never say yes and it’s a waste of time (no it’s not)

Scara enters the school earlier than usual to look for your locker. She had decided to just send a letter. Scara finds it and rereads his letter (for the 100th time today…)

“Dear y/n,

Before I say anything, if you were to say no that’s completely fine. I understand I am not the best, but the truth is, these past few months, I’ve started to develop feelings for you. I just didn’t say or do anything about it well..since I didn’t really want you to know or anyone really. I really really like you, but understand if you would just want to stay friends. Thank you for hearing me out.

-Scara”

SHe hesitantly folds it up again, leaving a candy you really like taped to it as he slips it in the gap of your locker. SHe can barely calm himself down but he goes back to the classroom.

As she sees you, she stiffens up, but tries to remain the same.

“Did she read it?”

“Has she even seen it?”

“Maybe I didn’t write long enough?”

“Ah damn it I barely wrote anything!”

She stares at her lap, not daring to look up. As suddenly when you tap hee table, you mention the letter.

“I saw what you left..”

She immediately PANICS clutching her skirt getting ready for a no. She just laughs it off as if it were nothing to hide that she’s actually a mess inside.

“Haha, well what d’you think?”

She tries to act cocky and stuff. But as you come to terms and conditions (when u say yes) she looks at you in disbelief.

“….is this a joke? Are you lying?”

As you say no it’s not a joke, she then stands up and taps your hand.

“Thank you…”

WOWWOWOWOOWOWOW THIS WAS NOT PROOFREAD AT ALL AHHAHAHAH. Anyways uhhh if anyone else wants to request smth, go ahead. School just ended so I have nothing to do for the next few months. Once again, my bad if I accidentally mischaracterized her. I really tried ok. ANYWAYS THANK U, U DONT KNOW HOW HAPPY I AM THAT SOMEONE ACTUALLY REQUESTES SMTH FROM ME LIKE I KID U NOT I GOT REALLT HAPPY AT LIKE 6 AM😭😭😭 anyways thank u again omg I hope this was ok 😭😭

[vypridae]

HOPE YOUR HEAD FEELS BETYER!! HEADACHES SUCK

anywayys requesting mori or tecchou or fyodor for the character thing [or bc you don’t need to do all of them pick and choose <3]

DOING ALL OF THEM i cant do the doodles i dont have the motivation for art rn i lied about that BUT ILL DO ALL THREE OF THEM

under a cut because these got LONG

MORI

first impression

honestly i think when i first met mori in the anime i was like oh hes sweet i like him . then it was the whole "woah port mafia boss!!!!" thing and i was like oh hes sweet and deadly i like him .

impression now

i love him soo much did you know. hes so fun hes just a silly guy . silly !!!

favorite moment

honestly the moment (from the manga specifically) thats stuck with me the most was the frame that he like, put tachihara's hd hat on his head and was like "you dropped something" it just STUCK with me

outside of canon manga stuff tho i love the little intersection in wan ep 11 that hes like "WHAT DID YOU SEND ME DAZAI ... THESE ARE ... SCARY!!!!!" like hes just so silly i love him

idea for a story

genuinely i do not think about story ideas enough to have a solid one for him but if it counts i often think about him accidentally stealing one of fukuzawa's scarves from That Era i forgot how old he was at the time . and then just keeping it . and fukuzawa finds out somehow . i love them shut up

unpopular opinion

uhhh liking mori in general FSJKHASJKHASFJKG like have you seen this fandom . 99% of the people here fucking hate mori with a passion . and just liking him is super controversial . aside from that though ive seen analyses (tending to be like "mori and pedophilia" or something along those lines) and honestly they make me feel like hes just being really uuuh whats the word. really abstract with how he says things i guess? like one in particular i remember was a word in the original manga (jap) and he said a word that means both "wife" and "thing by my side" or something like that, when theres so many different words he could have used if he wanted to be Creepy specifically. idk theres my mori opinion its so controversial i know block me if u'd like but i love him

favorite relationship

HAHA zskk . easily . love those dumbass gayasses

favorite headcanon

uuuuuh . probably trans mori honestly FJKHASDFGHADFG maybe im biased (trans) but like ... idk i am very biased about this

TECCHOU

first impression

genuinely when i first met all of the hunting dogs i forgot all of their names immediately . as chapters went on though i think the two main things i remember thinking "hes adorable" and "hes in love with jouno 100%"

impression now

i . love him . so much . he is the silliest little guy ever and hes also me . also hes still in love with jouno btw

favorite moment

every one of them /j no but fr in specific i love the ant scene (it was one of the only ones i remembered from the manga after i read that chapter i think), the justice speech / kenji fight (GOD hes so cool) and when he gets hit by the car (that was THE FUNNIEST ever)

idea for a story

oh my god okay so imagine jouno is sick and tecchou is taking care of him . that is all

unpopular opinion

i dont actually think i have an unpopular opinion for tecchou . at least not one that i can think of???? like with tecchou i think most of my hcs line up with how a lot of the fandom talks about him

favorite relationship

EASILY WITHOUT A DOUBT ITS SUEGIKU OH MY GOD

favorite headcanon

he can cook !!!!! he can cook really well and i like to imagine even though he refuses to eat anything thats not the same color he likes cooking stuf he knows jouno likes and doesnt force him to eat any of his "weird" food combos because he knows jouno doesnt really like stuff like that so he cooks how jouno likes for jouno and how he likes for himself . UAHUAUAHGUA

FYODOR

first impression

i think i initially went "oh my god" when i saw fyodor . fell for him IMMEDIATELY and also initially hated fyolai???

impression now

still falling . now love fyolai . improvements !!!

favorite moment

YES. /j

in all seriousness, some of my favorite moments with fyodor are uuh

the dead apple scene where hes on the rooftop and goes "this is too much fun :)" because i think honestly that scene made me fall SO HARD . also he just looks really pretty there dont question me

time for happy group counseling hour !!!!!! hmm? hi everybody im your host fyodor dostevsky- okay hold up stop right there. whats the problem? exactly, what? exactly what what? ooooooooh . life counseling . < that whole scene

ALSO THE THE THE the tHE . WHERE HE KICKS NIKOLAI'S BOOMBOX IN THE MANGA. HSE SO MEAN I LOVE HIM

idea for a story

oh my god. ok so basically . connected oneshots but one member of fyosiglai is individually insecure for some reason and the other two are like FUCK NO YOU ARENT and love them and cherish and praise them until theyre like oguhgug

unpopular opinion

hes pretty i LOVE HIM hes SO PRETTY ive seen HUNDREDS of people say hes UGLY hes SO NOT UGLY i LOVE HI

(in all seriousness, ive seen a lot of people say he'd be like, an abusive manipulative awful husband / boyfriend / whatever, and i literally just cannot see that happening . like, i feel like he'd want the perfect world FOR his s/o, he fell for them for a reason sort of thing . idk maybe i just love him but hgjkahfjkahdfjk)

favorite relationship

fyosiglai. or fyodor and me /j (/hj)

favorite headcanon

UUUUUH UH UH UH UH UH OH MY GOD I HAVE SO MANY HCS ABOUT HIM I LOVE HIM hes a cat person thats one of my favorites . if there is a cat on his lap he will not move

i also love the idea that he cannot for the life of him play horror games because he gets jumpscared and screams and he HATES that bc "vulnerability bad" (nikolai likes when he plays horror games anyway he thinks its funny when he gets jumpscared and screams really loud)

actually scratch that . fyodor is just bad at video games because i love that idea . hes good at logic games but when it just comes down to "survive!!!" or "do this objective" or something i love the idea that hes just Dog Ass at it

[elfdyke]

do you have any nica pierce and tiffany valentine headcanons?

letting this ask age like fine wine until i got to the perfect point to answer it which is right now i guess <3

im not sure if you were asking for them separately or as a ship but uhhhh ill just cover all my bases ^_^

when nica was in college she was kind of a heart breaker. she hadn’t dated very much in highschool, probably just some boy for a few months, mainly out of a feeling of obligation, but she really hits her stride in college. it helps because shes finally on her own, she can spread her wings without the burden of feeling like the pitiful disabled girl with the mentally ill mother. in college she gets to be witty and charming and make friends who dont know her dreary backstory. also in college she realizes she is in fact a lesbian.. <3 (insert obligatory changing my major reference thank you kora)

nica’s kind of reveling in the discovery of women and kissing women and being with women and well she is all about that but i fear that she is a huge commitmentphobe is the problem. the list of messy exes and ghosted one night stands is something that honestly embarrasses nica but well you see they were too clingy ! (wanted to sleep over after having sex) they were too pushy and nosey! (asked about her childhood)

basically um. well imagine growing up and your mother drills it into you over and over again that the scariest most dangerous thing you can do is fall in love with someone. that no matter what nica does, dont love another person. dont open yourself up to the hurt, the pain, the loss. and nica rebuffs it because of course she does. she resents her mother for thinking nica cant handle herself, handle possible loss or pain, but she grew up on this, this fear and anguish seeped into her brain and now she herself is terrified of that possible loss. so she simply does not open herself up to that! which is actually what is so funny but also perfect about tiffanica to me. nica so resistent and fearful of commitment and mutual love that it takes another woman literally keeping her in their house like a wounded bird for her to get the kind of exposure therapy she needed to see that maybe being loved is not the terrible thing she grew up thinking it would be

oh also i really believe that sarah pierce has had a few suicide scares in the past, and that was particularly hard when barb was away from home (nica would be 12-18 all by herself with her mother). nica feels extremely responsible for her mothers mental health and keeping her safe. in fact i genuinely believe that the reason nica is at home in curse is not because of her own health reasons but because sarahs mental health took a pretty drastic drip and, of course barb refused to take care of her (she wanted to send her to a care home/or a ward), so nica swallowed her pride and gave up her independence to move back with her mother and keep an eye on her while she got better. i genuinely believe this is canon i wont lie, i feel like its very well supported in the text and implications of the movie.. but im just throwing it in here because i like spreading the good word

so for tiffany its pretty much canon that she meets chucky when shes uhhh 19 if we are being generous. shes very young. and hes in his late 20s </3. so well for tiffany i think she had a very messy time in her teenage years. a lot of intense relationships that were not good for her at all, she wanted to feel something, feel alive and in control but these men dont really wake that feeling up in her. she’s not careful with herself, i wouldnt call her suicidal but shes not very concerned with her life. visiting bars and hooking up with dangerous looking men for a thrill, shes kind of just waiting to get murdered about it the rate shes going. but when she meets chucky the pieces just fall into place. their relationship is so turbulent and exciting and dangerous and everything tiffany thought she wanted. but chucky is on a level above tiffany, hes colder, more calculating, more manipulative and dangerous, despite how badly tiffany wants to be just as despicable as him.

this isnt so much a headcanon but uhhhh. the fact that tiffany and chucky are together for 2 years before he dies. the fact that chucky kills her mother.. ^_^ um well i think that was probably just about the most fucked up thing. you have no one but me. she was holding you back. she wanted to stop you, but i want to set you free. etc etc etc… AGHH. when youre wrapped up so tightly in another person like that, in such a twisted and desperate and unhealthy way, it really does make sense that tiffany is obsessed with chucky ten years later. especially the fact that in that time she had idealized him so severely, i really believe that tiffany had completely twisted their relationship up in her head in the 10 years he was gone. she convinces herself that what they had was magical, that he was the one for her, that he was more loving than he actually was, that he held a certain amount of tenderness for her that shes emphasized in her mind. that she was the villain in their relationship, the desperate jealous bitch who hurt her loving boyfriend, without even giving him a chance. she gets the chucky heart tattoo when she finds out he dies, revels in the pain. she deserves to hurt after what she did. its less of a tattoo and more of a brand

hmmm kind of headcanon but also kind of implied canon due to jennifer and fiona’s machinations.. but i really like the concept of tiffany and nica having a very complicated and interesting dynamic post cult. the first time tiffany meets nica properly, is after chucky has hurt her. maybe he hit her or said something particularly hurtful, but she swings back and hits him across the face and well. out comes nica. this is how they meet the first few times. nica manages to wrangle her anxiety and panic under control, seeing the way that tiffany is so hysterically upset and anguished. and she comforts her. she doesnt know what else to do, she hates tiffany, cant look at her without hearing “she’s dead, miss pierce” ringing in her ears but the longer tiffany spends sobbing in nicas arms, she doesnt feel that burning hatred in the pit of her stomach. the fear kind of subsides a little too, not by much, but its not the overwhelming blind panic she felt the first time this happened. shes realizing that tiffany is not the cold calculating villain that she had believed her to be. that shes broken, hurting and scared, and desperately in love with chucky, someone who cant love her back the way she wants, the way she needs.. nica pities her

also the rest of my tiffanica thoughts lie squarely in the alternate but better reality where nica never gets dismembered and tiffany exorcises chucky from her body, so them living in tiffanys house together is a lot more like. focused on their dynamic and how they learn to care for each other in a way that makes sense to both of them. its kind of everything to me.. ^_^

OH one additional silly headcanon i have is that barb owned a copy of bound, but she left it at home after leaving to college, and a young nica ends up stumbling upon it and well um. it in fact does affect her in ways.

[actuallyitsstar]

😈 Has there been a point in a story where you did something just to be playfully mean to your readers?

✍ Do you have a beta reader?

⛔ 🎶 ⏳💥 🎃❌

🧠 Pick a character, and I'll tell you my favorite headcanon for them.

🤩 Who is your favorite character to write?

🤲 Would you please share a snippet of a wip?

(this is so many and obviously feel free to answer however many you want!!)

✨ send me an emoji and ask me about my fanfic! ✨

😈 has there been a point in a story where you did something just to be playfully mean to your readers?

honestly, i can't say that there has been! i mean don't get me wrong, i have certainly been writing EVEN MORE ANGST AGAIN and been like. hmm. the people in my phone are gonna hate me for this :) lol. but that angst is also for ME bc like. that's my jam lol. and i never post unfinished multichaptered fics, so i feel its not likely that i'd ever do this, since i don't get feedback on my writing until after it's already completed, lol.

✍ do you have a beta reader?

i don't! i never have, actually. it is an intriguing idea but i've never been a ~serious~ enough writer for it, i don't think, and i also cringe at the idea of anyone seeing anything i've ever written before i have re read and re-edited it about 50 thousand times lol

⛔do you have a fic you started, but scrapped?

recently, no, but i have at least 10 unfinished fics for various old fandoms that are like. not *scrapped*, per se, but just uhhh unlikely to be completed any time soon lol, some being 10+ years old. i never say never but like AM i going finish that OC-au of the mentalist season 6 where somebody is trying to attack all the "psychics" in texas because they have a grudge against what some fake psychic told them like 10 years ago???? honestly, probably not, lol.

🎶do you listen to music while you write? what song have you been playing on loop lately?

yes, i do! can't write in just silence, usually, but it can't have words, either, because i can't hear Words and also Write Different Words, lol. recently i have been listening to 70s-80s Japanese city pop playlists (here is one of my favorites!) since i don't speak the language and it also is such a vibe. in the past i've also done the in love with a ghost vibes, lofi girl, and instrumental synth-wave, as well. i also really like the artist City Girl for that reason, and i think my favorite album of theirs is Neon Impasse. I listened to that on loop a lot writing ttnp!

⏳how long does it take you to write a fic, or a chapter?

this is a very difficult to answer question because it depends on a lot of factors, lol. I have written 20k words in two days before. I have also gone weeks only writing a thousand. it depends on how much free time i have (recently, almost none, lol), how much down time there is at my job (i wrote a large portion of ttnp in down time at my job, and there is not going to be job down time for the foreseeable future unfortunately, which has really put a damper on things). as long as i am at least mildly inspired or motivated, and have ample enough time, i can get a lot done, usually, but it all depends on a lot of factors.

💥how do you feel about criticism?

i am made of tissue paper pls dont hurt me akdshdjfhf i am actually very much okay with and welcoming of it, actually, bc without it, i would never improve. definitely needs to be in good faith, because being made of tissue paper isn't entirely a lie lol, but if there's something i have done poorly or something that i have the opportunity to do better next time, i am always happy to take it into consideration!

🎃do you write fics for holidays? what is your favorite holiday inspired fic?

hmmmm well i actually never have but i love the concept and i am hoping to get to do it this year ;) ;)

❌what's a trope you will never write?

for an actual trope i'd probably have to think a lot longer and harder than i have in answering these questions so far, lol, but one thing i can say, though it's not a trope, is that i'll never write smut. your local sex repulsed asexual is just not about it, lol. which is not to say ive never read and enjoyed fics w/ smut in them!!! i just skip ahead until it's over, lol.

🧠pick a character and i'll tell you my favorite headcanon for them!

omg i don't know which of us is supposed to be doing the headcanoning but i'll go ahead and assume it's you ?????? and my pick is iceman. pls tell me ur fav headcanon !!! i am excited !!!

🤩do you have a favorite character to write?

recently, it had been maverick, to no one's surprise, lol. what can i say. somethin' about the inherent trauma just speaks to me <3

🤲 would you please share a small snippet of a WIP?

HMMM...... I SUPPOSE..... A SMALL ONE......... ;)

THANK U SO MUCH for the ask !!! i loved answering all of them and i am so sorry it has been taking me so long to do everything recently oh my god. i am, as bilbo would say (im paraphrasing), feeling like butter scraped across way the fuck too much bread these days akdhfdjfhf but i rly appreciate ur asks and ur support and time and continued habit of thinking of me !!! <3 <3

[circesoracle]

Not entirely alone! Fan of yours from the U.S. (your favorite lol) here. Will gladly listen to any HC’s or story ideas you have if it takes your mind away for a bit! If not, sending hugs and solidarity ❤️

this is very sweet <3 even if im sensing perhaps some bitterness about the (correct) pop queen tags </3 americans need to let queen kylie into their hearts

headcanons for anything? idk I could talk about why I think the asari would love yuri doujins and ABBA but idk if anyone needs to read that lmao

I have more story ideas than I'll ever be able to write or even list so I'll use this as an excuse to talk about my novel and maybe EE since they've been rattling around inside my brain (sorry, I know it's not necessarily fandom-y)

I was about to start going off about my novel but realised asdflkgjs I never really talk about it on here and only ever vaguely allude to it!! ig to preface it's sci-fi neon-noir murder mystery set around street racing in a city where street racing is everything and the racers are basically idols, with the private investigator on the case and the top racer the star-crossed lovers of the story, it's meant to be very over the top and draws a lot on shakespeare, there's still a not insignificant part of me that wants to go back through and rewrite all of the main racer's dialogue to match the meter the fairies in A Midsummer Night's Dream are written in (iambic/trochaic tetrameter) given that's sort of her vibe but!!! that also is very much tempered by wanting it to be palatable to people who aren't me

(my novel is one of those things where like it's something so specifically tailored to me and my interests that I can't fathom other people being interested in it but I also love it so much and can never shut up about it asdfghkl)

Despite that, I'm currently writing (*trying to write) Eternity's Embrace because while I reworked uhhh almost the entire ending and it's still not fully fleshed out I do at least have the next chunk planned and able to be worked on. I'm getting to the pre-wedding dinner between the humans and the asari and I always look forward to writing big group scenes with lots of characters and dialogue, it's just a matter of being able to focus and write it which is! admittedly hard when I'm in this state and when the ending is still in disarray (I do not know what readers want the ending to look like for it to be satisfying for them and not just self indulgent for me)

getting to type this was a really nice distraction though, I really could talk about my novel all night but asklfjdsg i dont want this to be obnoxious to scroll past, thank you sm for the ask I always get so giddy and stupid when i get asks I just love talking to people (especially, selfishly, when it's about special interests) so !! thank you 🥺

[xenia-cenia]

Hello. I saw that you have open requests, and decided to send a request. Can I ask for headcannons for Mori Ougai, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Nikolai Gogol and their Russian fem!s/o, who longs for her homeland? Please 🙏

““A/N- I don’t write for Mori - sorry! other than that i hope you enjoy :) uhhh nikolais got super long and fyodors is p short whoops

i do not speak russian so if some of the russian phrases i used in this are completely off please lmk so i can fix it 

-thank you everybody making nikolai gifs youve made my life significantly easier

-all right headcanon time

-the first time he sees you sad about Russia he kinda 

-makes fun of you for it

-its not that he doesnt understand

-really he gets it he just refuses to miss a chance to make fun of someone

-however if he sees you start to cry 

-or if you sniffle a bit 

-or really anything that suggests you’re really upset

-he drops the act instantly

-hes HUGE on physical touch so expect a hug as he whispers comforts in your ear

- “ Я так тебя люблю, лапочка.”

- “ Дом там, где ты, любовь моя”

-though he knows his words won’t do much

-so he goes on a mission

-straight up pauses everything for the angels of decay

-pisses off everybody in the organization

-”nikolai, you need to-”

-”no i dont”

-”NIKOLAI”

-he gets those packets of fake snow you can make

-terrorizes and steals buys a huge plot of land and decorates it to his liking

-its a disaster

-he doesnt know how to use fake snow and kinda just improvises

-has a radio hidden behind a tree with music he heard a lot in Moscow

-maybe sorta kinda kidnapped some people from Russia to make the experience more ‘authentic’

-anyway

-you woke up one morning in the woods

-which is weird because you dont typically wake up in the woods

-you were on guard and nikolai jumped out from behind a bush, leading you further into the woods with literally no explanation

-he blindfolds you too

-so youre just out of it

-when he takes off the blindfold you looked around and felt your heart race

-people were talking in Russian, your favorite songs were playing somewhat quietly and the trees were covered in fake snow

-the two of you danced and spent the night laughing

-would gladly set up a big night up like this whenever you want

-really would do almost anything if it makes you smile

-(he may or may not be planning a trip back to russia for your birthday... you didnt hear it from me tho)

-he doesnt get it

-its a place. how do you miss a place

-but whatever if youre upset youre upset

-and this is a problem he can solve

-youre coming home from a long day of work and all of a sudden your vision turns black

-when you wake up you instantly recognize the scent of rotting fish

-people are drinking alcohol like their lives depend on it

-you swear youve just seen that bridge before

-it all clicks when you hear someone shouting at their kid in russian

-your head starts to spin as you realize where you are

-without much thought you take off in a sprint to your old apartment and bust through the door

-its just as messy as before

-you wobble in the doorway before collapsing into a mess of tears 

-”why are you crying, love?” his voice wraps around your head “this is what you wanted, no?”

-”oh... fyodor...” you wiped the tears away and assured him that it was tears of happiness

-he nodded and rested his head against your shoulder letting you take in the sights

-”what about work?” you mustered “the decay of-”

-“hush, love,” his voice was calming, “a break is what you need”

-”Ты - лучшее, что когда-либо случалось со мной.”

-”Ты крадешь у меня слова, моя страсть.”

[moonlit-imagines]

Headcanons for being an Avenger with a photographic memory

Avengers x reader

warnings: alcohol mention

a/n:

prompt: anonymous: “Hcs for the Avengers with reader who has eidetic memory? They just remember ever little detail about everyone there?”

you were a great asset on intelligence missions, for starters!

if data couldn’t physically be acquired, they’d send you in to gather info

“y/n, everything going okay in there?” -cap

“well, yes and no”

“what is that supposed to mean?”

“the mission is going smoothly, don’t worry...but while searching these files, i found some...unsavory images that i’ll never be able to forget”

“i don’t want to know”

remembering all the avengers passwords for all of their accounts, which is both a blessing and a curse

“y/n, what’s my instagram password again?” -tony

“man-of-iron79”

“thanks! you’re a lifesaver!”

or you could pull some REALLY FANTASTIC pranks on them by sending very questionable emails to nick fury

Dear Fury, I am afraid that I prefer the ice over this day and age. Please put me into cryosleep at your earliest convenience. Tony is exhausting and I need another long nap. Sincerely, Steve Rogers

you’d never seen fury laugh so fucking hard

cap had to change his password

but he did get a kick out of it

“hey, y/n, can you remind me to tell bucky to ‘fuck off’ whenever he comes back?” -sam

“this seems like something you would remember yourself but okay?”

“yeah, well i try to ignore him when he’s nearby. thanks.”

sometimes people forget that you’re not omnipotent, you just have a really good memory

reading up on as many SHIELD files you can get your hands onto for future missions

also bc sometimes clint and nat forget that they added very minor details into their reports and clint gets worked up when you somehow know about some miniscule fact from a mission 5-15 years ago

“how the fuck does y/n know about budapest?”

sometimes you wake up at night to find tony in the kitchen wearing nothing but underwear and you just regret getting out of bed

“i would say ‘forget this ever happened,’ but i know you wont so just keep moving”

unfortunately you remember all the “party nights” too

bad for you but also good for you

you remember all the stupid things you did while drunk, but you also hold all the cards since your teammates dont 😌 only steve and you know the truth and that’s enough

the team also likes talking to you !! abt anything !! bc wherever they leave off, they can immediately pick back up and you won’t forget a thing

tony said JARVIS is better than u

wanda!!! you’re collectively trying to figure out how to get rid of certain memories with her bc....no

the team encourages her to get rid of their most embarrassing moments from your head

“if you happen to find the time where y/n saw me slip down the stairs and, well, see my butt hit every step...could you just get rid of that please?” -bruce

“yeah, they’ve heard me sing before, we can’t have that existing in their mind” -natasha

“wait, no! please don’t get rid of those ones, they’re my favorite!” -you

“y/n’s mind, y/n’s rules” -wanda

stupid fucking quotes buzzing around your head all the time and every once in a while you mumble one to yourself and an avenger LOSES IT (esp if it’s their words)

“on va voir, motherfucker”

*steve’s jaw drops*

sometimes you randomly laugh at a vivid memory that comes up and everyone tries to guess which one

“uhhh, that time clint crushed a smoothie on his head?”

“when peter cried during patrol because he had finals the next day?”

“was it when tony choked on a blueberry?”

“natasha doing tiktok dances flawlessy?”

“what about thor kissing mjölnir?”

“oh, was it that time we caught steve listening to katy perry with tears in his eyes?”

good times, really good times

there were other...bad memories you wish you could have forgotten

casualties of battle.....failure......your own embarrassment

but at least you were a valuable member of the avengers !

taglist: @alwaysananglophile // @rorybutnotgilmore // @locke-writes // @sweetheartliz07 // @queen-destenie // @natasha-danvers // @lokihiddles // @frostedgiant // @emygirl // @lotsoffandomrecs // @johnmurphyisbisexual // @teenwaywardasgardian // @pappydaddy // @captainshazamerica // @freya-xo // @ravenmoore14 // @purpleskiesstorm //

[propaganda-for-poets]

I know this is rather heavy but I was wondering if you have any death headcannons? For example I headcannon that all the poets are dead by 1990 and I have intracte headcannons for how each of them dies and when. If I'm insane for this please tell me.

I'M SORRY THIS PICTURE IS SENDING ME WHAT

ok now that we've got that (WHAT IS THAT) out of the way,,,,

LET'S GET INTO SOME REAL SAD HCS

i don't always use those in writing and headcanons and stuff but i'm gonna gather the saddest ones i've come up with and put them all in this one post so everyone, take a deep breath, call your therapists, get some water. we're going into it.

also im not elaborating a lot on those and going a little more lighthearted than i prob should bc i dont wanna get depreshun <33 but yh

big tw for death obviously, su*cide, deadly diseases, all of that kinda stuff

okay!!!! let's start with charlie purely bc i feel like it!! lung cancer at age 43. rip king.

cameron got into harvard law right after high school just like his parents wanted and was severely depressed, one day he ran into charlie, they threw hands a little bit, he went home, reevaluated his life choices and kachowed himself. fun. i suppose he'd be around,, 20 years old, maybe a year less or more, so yea cameron was the second one to die of suicide at an incredibly young age. rip king.

ok i'm literally about to get kicked out of the fandom but i,,, highkey rlly love the meeks in vietnam thing. not in a "oh yay meeks dead" way obviously, just in a,, sad way. he didn't, like, get shot and die, though, he was a signaller. he was in charge of communications. he did radio stuff. and he almost survived!! but then he got ALS and died before he returned home rip king. he was around 30 or so.

knox died in a car crash in the 90s rip king

canon knox was murdered by me because he was such a pisshead who doesn't respect women

pittsss uhhh i've actually never thought abt this before i don't want pitts dying like ever, he's far too precious and important. i am never going to discuss the topic of pitts dying ever.

todd technically died of old age around eighty-something, he was the last of the boys to die, but really todd stopped living that morning that charlie woke him up to tell him neil was dead, after that he just existed.

rip king.

[thighridingsamu]

request rules

requests that do not follow these rules will either be recommended to another creator or wont be given the time of day (most likely the latter). read ALL THE WAY THROUGH before submitting a request pls and thank you <3

things on this list may be subject to change! if you submit a request and decide to make another at a later time, please read through the rules once again! also want to add i have the right to reject a request.

can you request? requests are closed.

how do you request? click here, or pop into my dms, and write one out! can be on or off anon for asks

who am i willing to write for? for now, haikyuu, bnha, jjk, and tokyo revengers, men and women. it's easier to say who i won't so on to the next point.

who am i not willing to write for?

Jujutsu Kaisen: villians/cursed spirits, gojo in nsfw setting

Haikyuu: lev and alisa haiba, daishou suguru, coaches besides ukai, characters that are strictly in the timeskip (for now!! i want to continue reading the manga and get to know the characters a little more before i write for them)

Boku no Hero Academia: i think just characters strictly in the manga as of now!!

Tokyo Revengers: so far i've only watched the anime so characters that are mostly in the manga are a no for now. but that'll change soon!

what am i willing to write? sfw and nsfw requests are accepted for both fics and headcanon posts! hurt/comfort is okay! some dark content is okay. off the top of my head... cnc, dub-con, coercion, psuedo-cest, mild weapon play, uhhh that's all i can think of.

what am i not willing to write? im not okay/iffy about writing non-con, yandere!characters, v toxic behavior and for now it's safe to assume other dark content. i will not write or interact with watersports, gore, body horror. i’m not comfortable writing for mental illnesses or eating disorders.

what if you’re not sure if i’ll write out your request? if you feel like you’re not sure whether or not your request will break a rule, feel free to send an ask or dm! 

how long will the request be? at least 500 words (for non-headcanon type requests). if somehow the request goes way above.. 3k? i will bring it up to your attention!! just so you dont go too long without it lmao

what are some things you need when you submit a request? pronouns and intended reader! could be any pronouns, gender specific or not. i will write for fem!reader, gn!reader, male!reader. would also help if you specify that you want strictly gender neutral depictions or afab/amab language, regardless of fem, gn or male reader. if its for headcanons, refer to the inspo/series and you can list up to 4 characters

what are some things you can add to your request? petnames!! kinks, obv. situation/setting. song inspo. an au request is cool too, just not mafia, apocalypse or dystopian 

proper etiquette? DON’T DEMAND?!?! i’ve seen what people tell other blogs and its so fucked. if you demand, consider yourself denied. clarify, nicely, that it is a request and you’re pretty much set. and if you say im taking too long on your request.. first ill cry and then ill get mad and itll only make me take longer :*

HAVE FUN! im glad to make you happy by writing a lil sum sum, personalize it however you want. i really want to make sure you enjoy it

[gundhams-pandemonium]

Hi hello there u do headcanons right??? Can I ask for some hinidai/Hajime x Nekomaru ones, plox???? there's no content fot it and ir makes me so so sad to see the ship tag so empty :( sorrry if u r busy with somewthing else

I love rarepairs, so your request is very welcome!! [I dont see this ship either, which is sad considering I really liked their FTE]

(Btw, any time send in hc requests 💕 whether for this ship or others :D)

*Nekomaru is a very fast walker, so Hajime is basically jogging to keep up with him. Nekomaru says its "a good workout"

*That being said, whenever Hajime is tense Nekomaru will drop what he's doing and give him "it" [a massage]

*Hajime attempts to give him a massage back, it's not as good as Nekomaru's but he of course appreciates it

*Hajime gets roped into a lot of training, since Nekomaru has to train people and Hajime wants to spend time with him

*However, Nekomaru is a snuggle bug (and in general very physically affectionate) so Hajime is sometimes just picked up and swept off to bed

* When in big crowds their is bound to be times one may get seperated- Though it is hard when people are constantly getting out of Nekomaru's why so Hajime doesn't have to worry a lot. However, if they do it's very easy to find him since Nekomaru has such a booming voice.

*On dates Nekomaru understands that Hajime will want something low energy so he'll take them to the movies (not to say they haven't done things more active like Lazer Tag/hiking/things of that nature). If anything sad happens Nekomaru is crying and Hajime is like "its- its okay" *gentle head pats*

*Nobody messes w/ Hajime otherwise you will have Nekomaru chasing ur ass [not that he'd do anyway inherently cruel- but he is very intimidating]

* No one really thought they were dating at first, since they had been friends before and besides things behind closed doors nothing outwardly seemed to change. However, Nekomaru once shouted about his date w/Hajime so now the whole Sdr2 class knows [in his defense, he was trying to keep quiet to one person he just got really pumped up]

*Shouts love and affection to Hajime who is like " 🥺,,, no stop I'm trying to do something-" and then is a (blushy) mess afterward.

* not that Nekomaru can handel much affection either without being emotional "WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS FOR THE FUTURE HAJIME??" "Uhhh... live with you?" Nekomaru *crying his eyes out* "YEAH ME TOO"

*They are both just so emotional in their own ways

*Nekomaru is a very good at making a good pep talk- But his poetry... well he tries and Hajime tries not to laugh. He appreciates it its just... very hard not to

[finns-kinthings]

Heyo! Welcome to Finn’s page :3

HELLO BROS... and ladies.... and uhhh, people/persons? it's nice to see that you have stumbled across my page, and im so happy to see you here !! Now, let's get started.

[INTERESTS]

i'm currently really into AKUMAKUN (obviously), but i also enjoy doing a variety of other fandoms !

HOMESTUCK

JJK

MYSM

SOUL EATER

DARLING IN THE FRANXX

HAIKYUU!

FNAF

ATLA

and many more

[THINGS I CAN DO]

if it has a ♥︎ next to it, that means it's a favorite of mine to do !! if it has a ⁂ next to it, that means it will take a little longer than the others

♥︎ MOOD BOARD ~ A BOARD BASED ON YOUR KIN/SHIP AND THE INFORMATION YOU PROVIDE [ex. colors, aesthetics, themes/elements, etc.]

AESTHETIC ~ 9 IMAGES RELATING TO YOUR KIN OR SHIP OF YOUR CHOOSING! [feel free to tell me some details and/or themes you might want me to include !!]

♥︎ SONG BOARD ~ AN AESTHETIC BASED OFF OF A SONG OF YOUR CHOOSING AND YOUR KIN/SHIP [feel free to drop any themes you want to be included]

ICONS ~ YOU CAN CHOSE A SQUARE OR CIRCLE ICON [can do both if you want :)] FOR THE KIN OF YOUR CHOOSING + THEMES YOU GIVE ME TO ADD IN LIKE COLORS OR OBJECTS, ETC

♥︎ PLAYLISTS ~ A 25 SONG PLAYLIST BASED OFF OF YOUR KIN/SHIP ! FEEL FREE TO DROP ARTISTS AND GENRES YOU ENJOY AS WELL AS THINGS YOU DONT WANT ON YOUR PLAYLIST !!

HEAD-CANONS ~ A MINIMUM OF 5 HEAD-CANONS BASED OFF OF THE INFORMATION YOU GIVE ME ABOUT YOUR KIN AND THEIR RELATIONSHIPS WITH OTHER CHARACTERS!

SPRITE EDITS ~ SEND ME A SPRITE OF YOUR KIN AND YOUR HEAD-CANONS AND I'LL EDIT IT FOR YOU!

⁂ DOODLE[S] ~ GIVE ME A DESCRIPTION OF YOUR KIN AND I WILL DO A DOODLE OF THEM! I PREFER TO DO NO MORE THAN 4 CHARACTERS IN ONE DRAWING!! MAKE SURE TO GIVE SPECIFICS OF YOUR KINDS DESIGN/HEADCANONS [can be full-body, half-body, head-shot, small doodles, certain poses, etc.]

[BLACK-LIST]

~ the basic dni stuff [pedophilia, incest, homophobia, etc.]

~ NO ANTIS ON MY PAGE PLEASE !!

~ pro-shippers [overdramatic sigh]

~ PLEASE PLEASE PLEEAASSEE DONT ASK FOR DREAM RELATED CONTENT I absolutely do NOT want to touch that drama

[ABOUT MOD]

my name is Finn, but you can call me Sunny or Jelly if that's easier for you

i just recently got into homestuck, please go easy on me guys

my pronouns are they/them [enby moment]

I AM 19 ฅ^☀︎︎ﻌ☀︎︎^ฅ

I absolutely adore the angelcore and mooncore aesthetic as well as kidcore and eep reds and greens in my works !! I also enjoy themes of battle and conflict in some of my playlists and mood-boards, though I'm also a huge fan of the lovecore aesthetic <33

[THANKS FOR STOPPING BY !!]~☁︎✈︎

[jirnkirks]

Helloooo I am now incoherently screaming about Hiroto and Famous. can please get uhhh 6, 19, 20, 21, 24, and uhh 33 for the blaseball asks? <3

ARENT WE ALL FCVK god i think abt them contstantly its terminal

send me a number from this post!

6. storyline you keep coming back to again and again (e.g. mike townsend arc, jaylen hotdogfingers’ resurrection, snackrifice, tillman henderson’s return)

i dont know if this fully counts, like i wasnt here for a lot of the TDE stuff but i think the biggest is maybe aldon's vaulting and our lore of vis replicas?? OH also god famous.... famous pitched our first death way back in s3, and they pitched our first ambush, our first return. they pitched the gods spitting on us and incinerating plums in front of us. famous goddamn owens, here for death, here for undeath, smiling through it all.

19. a headcanon somebody else convinced you of

hmm this is hard.... BLASEBALL IS ALL HEADCANON... i think the biggest thing is lit...everything abt moody cookbook moody my beloody.... moody living on, in part, as part of the storm that is landry violence, living on in hiroto's earring, in a stone dunlap owns, in fish, in meng. bits and pieces and not quite complete, but still they live. still they watch. not even waiting for their own return, no, that's too selfish. and yet we came anyway. (hello moody)

20. stupid character lore concept that lives in your head rent free

where does rigby fall on this... like hesa a cute lil goldfish who's trapped in a cube of water, has 28 fuckign stars and killed poseidon. rigby friedrich, godkiller, tired, unrepentant. cute lil goldfish.

if not... im not sure bcus if u mean stupid as in rly silly theres not so many because i like crying LMAO oh im planning to submit an irm where famous is just a bitch ass raccoon who keeps showing up to games (already on wiki) and lottie the name of this tiny baby racoon who started showing after famous came back after a long disappearance. no one knows where they come from but famous is protective of lottie despite lottie constantly biting people and running around and fucking shit up. its very cute! and very dumb! i think lottie should be allowed a lil irm nonsense, as a treat.

21. really good character lore concept that lives in your head rent free

OH FUCK shit shiiit okay. i automatically am a lil soft for anything thats a being bigger than this existence folding itself up for or because of blaseball- moody, ren, my hc lottie, kinda landry are def part of this. oh gloria bugsnax, esp this fic on ao3? absolutely one of my favorite things. im also obssessed with nicholas mora, the stars and his little froggy son and how he unobtrusively plays a part in the way the stars have unfolded, not due to power or ability, but because he knows this story already and yet here he is, trapped like a fucking pleb like the rest of us

also i like carcinization

24. what’s the most Hiatus Brain thing you’ve done so far this siesta?

idk if this counts but ive been making a truly godawful amount of blaseball art this past couple of weeks. its fucking ridicoulous. i wANT TO WRITE THOUGH

33. favorite aspect of blaseball

ngl i think this is an old thing, but creatively, i greatly enjoy having a very loose canon to play with- i need to consume media to get into it, but i have so much freedom to play w appearances and nuances its a lot of fun. i think coming together to brainrot together is quite fun, and a close second is like...fucking w this splort as a sport with other fans

[imperialsea-a]

Enemies to friends or family feud for my OC Ethan? 👀

@vonlived ✧ ;   𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩   𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭   𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞   ! ;; always accepting.

   ♕   HI YES, THROW ME UR HUNTER OC I LOVE HIM IMMEDIATELY!!!! first im gonna ramble, then i’ll try to get to the point-!

I think Ethan and Elizabeth could get along splendidly eventually; their personalities have the potential to mesh really well (not without a few bumps though since their pride might get in the way dfjkdfdf play nice kiddos)! She’s a person who is a little difficult to get close to (i say that as u just gotta be nice to her like. three times max), but she’s a good and fiercely loyal friend once you’ve got her. She’s also a– errr, ‘bit’ resentful toward a relative for abandoning their hunting duties– I think she’d respect Ethan for his resolve to continue where his family left off? She’s duty bound as it gets and firmly believes hunting is what her family SHOULD do until they’re all killed or until the thing that causes them to hunt is destroyed; there aren’t many people left who can do it otherwise. If they don’t hunt, more innocent people will die– and an extra hunter in the fight is perfectly welcome in her eyes so long as they mean to do their part with honor and can pull their weight. She might be a hardass at times but she can recognize a person’s positive qualities; I think she’d feel Ethan’s got the wits and general potential to do the work if he’s serious! Since he hasn’t killed anything yet she can’t be totally certain though, but she doesn’t seem to want to write him off for that–  OF COURSE, that’s just her impression of Ethan from me reading over his sheet! I wouldn’t have her know all this stuff on default without some mild plotting >o> ;; !!

OKAY HERE’S ME ACTUALLY ANSWERING THE ASK PROPERLY KINDA! I HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT A WHILE but enemies(ish) to friends / family feud could both work? Her great grandfather Ves, the patriarch of her family, isn’t exactly the gentlest person and I always joke he actually spawned out of Hell itself because he’s a huge beefcake of a dude at 6′6″ and is WAY too into fire (he’s far from perfect and makes Bethy’s wrath look mild if that’s an indication of what he’s like!) He could be salty at the Quentin family for retiring after the burning tragedy and doesn’t want Elizabeth associating with Ethan because of his parents? It’s close to why he worked so hard to bar her father from her upbringing– ‘oh u want to quit? k, here’s what u pay for turning ur back on ur bloodline’s obligation. jerk. say goodbye to exodia ur kid, i dont want u influencing her.’ He’s not above using his influence to give that same treatment to other families and the Quentins fit the bill of ‘things ves doesnt like’ bc he’s kind of… not nice all the time. ‘ur lot wanna betray the hunt? then dont talk to my family bc i know better than u do & ur weak’. That… uh. Might not leave the nicest impression of Elizabeth either since while she’s nice enough to not discriminate against Ethan for his family, she’d definitely be a little standoffish in her approach since it would be so heavily criticized by her grandfather. Ethan might ??? feel like she personally dislikes him, even though that’s not the case; she just doesn’t wanna upset the Big Bad Grandad (+ her personality can seem cold when she’s so formal most of the time).

On another note, while VK doesn’t deal with werewolves, I highkey lowkey headcanon hunters in days past used to battle with bigger, more beastly enemies over your standard humanoid vampires (c o ughs, like the bloodborne beasts, c o u g h s); could be werewolves were among them? or something close to it.

SORRY FOR THE WORD WALL OWQ;; After mulling it over a while, I wanted to try and come up with something coherent but uhhh,,,,, this is what i got. Thanks for sending the ask in though, I’m really eager to hear your thoughts and it was fun to think over!  …and thank you again for telling me my askbox was off because I sure as hell didn’t even notice because tumblr mobile is like playing minesweeper with real life consequences :’D;;;

[bitchsona]

WAIT i want to send an ask dgkskjdsgh 1) meredith/cristina 2) ouma o-o 3) ll first years (i know this is 6 instead of 5. or 9 if ur wild)

meredith/cristina

when I started shipping it if I did:

uhhh probably as soon as they became like Friends in the show jsdfhdljh

my thoughts:

theyre each others people. MEREDITH IS THE SUN

What makes me happy about them:

their relationship is so genuine they understand that shit isnt just sunshine and rainbows and that their lives kinda suck and they dont make the other person feel bad for Having Issues. also when they dance =]

What makes me sad about them:

CRISTINA IS IN FUCKING SWITZERLAND AND MEREDITH IS DATING

things done in fanfic that annoys me:

dont read ga fic jkdfh

things I look for in fanfic:

see above

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: 

honestly? nobody

My happily ever after for them:

meredith moving to switzerland and getting married to cristina =D

who is the big spoon/little spoon:

cristina yang is the little spoon. 

what is their favorite non-sexual activity:

theyre both so dedicated to their careers i can see them just rly enjoying eating and talking abt medicine and just like. Speaking things they dont understand to the other to help better understand it if that makes sense? like when youre talking to someone but mostly speaking to yourself and talking through your issue and the other person is just there but they do that to each other over like. Dinner. and then they kiss and thank the other for their help. i hope this makes sense to you jkshfaskh

ouma

How I feel about this character: 

funny gemini bastard man

All the people I ship romantically with this character: 

SHUIIICHIIII, kiibo

My non-romantic OTP for this character:

kiibo

My unpopular opinion about this character: 

his dynamic with himiko is godawful and i dont like seeing fans making them interact, LET ALONE SHIPPING THEM

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

IDK i wish we knew more about him

my OTP:

SHUIIIIICHIIIII

my cross over ship:

i dont have one. im sorfry fans

a headcanon fact:

he convinces kiibo he can sing and then laughs when kiibo tries to sing to other people. also that he rly likes chips that make your breath smell. (funyuns, sour cream and onion, etc.)

ll first years (not doing pdp because its still too early to tell for me)

RUBY

rin

yohane

maki

hanamaru

hanayo

bottom two were SOOOO HARD. theyre a toss up truly

[vennilavee]

📂

bucky barnes is a hit at mira’s daycare…

TSB masterlistTSB Extras: Drabbles/Headcanons/Music

- Bucky bakes better than you do. At first, you were a little miffed- how could someone’s cupcakes/brownies/lemon bars/cakes taste that good?!

- It was both a blessing and a curse with Bucky’s sweet tooth and Mira’s sweet tooth. You hated being the one to say no to both of them but most nights after they were almost passed out after their sugar rushes, begging for just a little more, it had to be done

- Bucky started bringing some of his leftover treats to mira’s daycare so that the rest of the kids/parents could have some

- the lemon bars and brownies do particularly well. he barely has anything to bring back home and he knows you’ll be happy about that

- he quickly becomes one of the favorite parents at mira’s daycare- even the other kids love him. the other mom’s marvel at him silently and ogle him. he pretends not to notice

- when you finally have a day off from work, you go to the daycare to pick mira up. you don’t expect all the other kids and parents to look so disappointed that it’s you and not Bucky who shows up

- susan walks up to you and gives you a recipe for cookies- “oh, where’s james? i’ve been meaning to  give him this recipe for my cookies. he liked them the last time I brought them in- you mind passing it along to  him?”

- you’re speechless but you nod. what sort of twilight zone were you living in?

- when you get home you’re unsurprised to see an apple pie baking in the oven

- “why did susan pass along this recipe for her cookies to you? she even gave me samples for you. she didn’t seem to happy with the fact that I picked Mira up and not you. actually none of them seemed happy to see me.”

- “Uhhh….. Maybe they like me better than you. Cause I’m charming.” 

- You let it go for now. But at the next daycare event, you go with bucky and fuckin’ susan won’t keep her hands off of bucky. she incessantly flirts with him, touching him right in front of you. and in front of mira. and bucky just takes it. at least, that’s what it looks like to you. 

- he tries his best to pry himself out of susan’s grip and make his way over to you, but she keeps side stepping him

- bucky can hear the scowl on your face. he doesn’t know who you’re more annoyed at- him or susan. you just glare at them, trying not to cause a scene in front of dozens of families. your irritation just increases though, with every fake laugh that comes out of her 

- Mira waddles over to you and says ‘mama! mama, up!’ You scoop her in your arms, thankful of the distraction. you march over to bucky and susan. you and mira both stare susan down.

- “Dada! kiss mama!” you laugh because really, what 2 and a half year old is that intuitive? 

- Bucky presses his lips to yours quickly and mira giggles, squeezing both of your cheeks together. but he can tell you’re still annoyed at him because you don’t even give him an inch

- you’re so annoyed. everyone at this daycare knows that bucky is yours. why is susan putting the moves on your man? you corner her and tell her calmly- “we’re kind of friends right? I don’t appreciate you flirting with my man like I’m not there.”

- “I dont know what you’re talking about? I feel like you’re attacking me?” she plays dumb with a stupid smirk and your eyes narrow and you spit out, “Keep your dry ass cookies, Susan. Bucky’s cookies are better, anyway.”

- “he wanted my cookies, sweetie,” susan grins at you. somehow, you know she’s talking about something other than baked goods. “don’t test me, sweetheart. the black widow is my best friend. i’m not the one you should be worried about.”

- the next time bucky goes to pick up mira, he’s met with awkward silence and glares pointed in his direction. he frowns but mira notices none of it, instead bounding into his arms eagerly and babbling about her drawings.

- “hey, baby, the weirdest thing happened today. i went to pick Mir up and everyone was just being so weird. everyone was glaring at me. you wouldn’t know anything about that would you? do we need a new daycare?” bucky asks you that night

- “Uhh… I might’ve told susan that your cookies are better than hers. dunno why she’d take that so personally though”

- bucky gives you a look and you sigh, “i also might’ve threatened to set natasha on her if she didn’t stop flirting with you and touching you…” he gives you another look and you say “ Listen I’d threaten anyone who looks at you like they wanna lick you up and slurp you like an ice cream cone on a summer day with the black widow so don’t gimme that. It was for your own benefit really. I saved you from her.”

- “you threatened her with nat?!”

- “she was touching you and making googly eyes at you and drooling while i was right there! with your daughter!”

- “I tried getting her off of me, that woman has an iron grip-”

- You snort at that, “Oh really? PTA susan is stronger than the former winter soldier? You should tell steve to recruit her for the avengers, sweetheart. You’re right though, I should’ve threatened you with nat- you didn’t even stop her! you just let her feel you up-”

- “I didn’t wanna cause a scene and push her off me, I don’t think that would bode well in a fuckin’ daycare setting!”

- “Watch your mouth, our kid is in the next room over,” You hiss, “Bet you wanted Susan to lick your lollipop, huh? Wack ass white boy. Aren’t you supposed to be a well-trained soldier? You should be able to read people, right? Can’t even tell when susan had ‘ms steal yo man’ written all over her forehead. Russian spy my ass. Men are trash.”

- bucky is trying his best not to burst out laughing and can see your lips quirking up

- “… But no, your dumbass jus’ let her feel you up and bake you cookies. My cookies aren’t enough for you? bet you liked her dry ass cookies.” You mumble under your breath. before he can reply to you and apologize, mira makes her way over to you somewhat bashfully

- “Mama? Mama, cookies??” She asks hopefully, her blue eyes shining at you. You and Bucky look at each other and start laughing. You scoop mira up and balance her on your hip, reaching for the cookies in the pantry. Bucky is still giggling and comes over to the two of you

- “Why you laughing, James? You’re still on ice.” you glare at him and mira looks back and forth at the two of you

- “Mama? You mad at dada?” You nod at your baby and she waggles a finger in her daddys face and exclaims, “Bad dada! You bad!”

- “Wow, you’re really gonna turn my own kid against me?” 

- “Mama’s always right, right Mir?” You tickle Mira’s tummy and she nods, glaring at Bucky.

- “Yeah, yeah, mama’s always right,” Bucky tries to kiss you, but you turn your cheek. He whines at you

- “Maybe we should keep her in the same daycare? So you can get your precious cookies from susan?” Bucky has the audacity to laugh at that and he leans closer to you with an annoyingly handsome smirk

- “Oh, baby, your cookie is the only cookie for me.”

shoutout to @kashirenae92 for thinking this through with me lmao

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