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dysfunctional-doodle · 2 days ago
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I am really sorry about the minimal updates. After all the waiting I only give you a sketch for an unfinished comic that I have had to push back 😭
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nguyenfinity · 2 years ago
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Rinne’s birthday is over I can go back to putting him in SituationsTM
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ireallydontknowohcrabs · 2 months ago
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Brian Moser NSFW ALPHABET˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
long overdue, I hope u guys enjoy!
MINORS DNI 18+ content! Themes of knifeplay, amputation, uhhh average brian moser freakiness!!
A= Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) Brian would most definitely pet your head and play with your hair in bed, we’ve seen in the show sooo!
B = Body part (their favorite body part of  theirs and also their partner’s) HIS ARMSSS, you cannot tell me he wouldn’t enjoy putting his partner in a chokehold during sex. As for his partner, he has a thing for collarbones and breasts.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) If you did something upset earlier, he’ll likely cum on your face or on your collarbones.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) As much as Brian cares about you, I feel like he would fantasize about amputating you. He adores being needed so if you were to get into a terrible accident where you’re immobilized, he would pop a boner if you needed help bathing or changing.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) Brian has had sex with multiple women, safe to say he knows what he’s doing
F=Favorite position (this goes without saying) Missionary, against the wall, and any position where he has control.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) He’s more serious but if the situation calls for it he’ll joke around a bit, just to lighten the mood.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) Neatly trimmed, clean.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment?  the romantic aspect) He’s very passionate, He’ll pepper kisses all around your body and worship you.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) If you aren’t together yet, he’d break into your bedroom and jack off to the scent of your panties and take photos of you in compromising positions. ( this man is a FREAK)
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Choking, amputation, dacryphillia, vulnerability, fear play, bondage, and a lot of body worship. He takes his sweet time dragging knifes across your body while you’re tied up, helpless and vulnerable. He also goes crazy for your pained whimpers and cries that come out when he over stimulates you. I could go on and on about his kinks and fantasies.
L=Location (favorite places to do the do) His apartment, and in a dark, well hidden alleyway. 
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) He’ll get an erection on the spot if you start begging for him. Bonus points if you’re injured or you start crying.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Nothing that involves him losing all of the control. 
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Excellent at eating pussy. He prefers receiving though.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) He enjoys slow and sensual but if he’s riled up he’ll go fast and rough. Big fan of manhandling. Also a fan of taking care of you and being gentle. Both are pleasurable for him.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) He does them a lot in his office. They’re fun.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) He’s down for anything really.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) Brian lasts several rounds. He has a lot of stamina.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) If you count tying ribbon, knifes, and gags as toys then yes!!!
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) HUGE TEASE. He finds it amusing.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) Brian will let out a few grunts and moans here in there, but he usually pants.
W=Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) If hes just finished a kill he’s going to be really horny so prepare to fuck in his freezer while his apron is covered in blood. He’ll push off whatever’s occupying space to make room for your body.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) He’s canonically big, so I can see it being lengthy with a thick base. Slightly curved upwards, with the tip being a light pink.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) He can go for several rounds, and even longer if it involves one of his favorite kinks. (*cough* *cough* begging and knifeplay)
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Even after you fall asleep, Brians going to spend some time admiring your resting face before he finally rests.
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ford-between-dimensions · 3 months ago
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a b c d e f g h i j k l n o m p q
I think i screwed up a little
uhhh
a b c d e f g h i j k l n o p q u r s
I FORGOT HOW TO WRITE THE ALPHABET
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
…Do you need any help with English worksheets?
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chadhunkler · 9 months ago
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FISH INFORMATION TIME YEAYEYAYEYAEYAYEYAYEYAYE
Tagged by @sundered-souls , @oneiroy , and @iron-sparrow ! Thank all of u!!! ♥♥♥♥♥
B A S I C S
Name: Holuikhan Haragin
Nicknames: Holly, Holui, Hol, Fish
Age: around 25-30? But they have no clue, no sun to help keep time.
Nameday: 30th Sun of the 6th Umbral Moon (But they don't know that either)
Race: Au Ra-adjacent fish from the deep sea
Gender: Female
Orientation: What is that (Probably pan, and prefers people she gets to know first)
Profession: Traveling spearfisher, trinket trader (unemployed)
P H Y S I C A L A S P E C T S
Hair: Well contained in a fancy bun, with all the ends just short enough. She didn't like it getting in her face during quick maneuvers undersea. On land, it looks a litle rough, accustomed to the water more. Eyes: Blue, with a variable brightness depending on if she wants them to glow bright or not. Bioluminescence yeyaeyayeyae Skin: Abnormally dark, absorbs light when underwater, also has bioluminescent properties to shimmer and glow, confusing prey. On land, the scales/skin have a hard time with how much light there is, she gets burned easily. To combat this, she has a parasol she takes everywhere! Tattoos/scars: No tattoos, maybe a few bite scars from battling fish.
F A M I L Y
Parents: The two most important people in her life - taught her how to hunt and gather, how to live in the depths she was born in. Siblings: She's probably got siblings, but she hasn't seen them in a while. Grandparents: Unknown. In-laws and Other: None. Pets: A large manta ray, a 'pet' of sorts, more akin to a summon. Helps her travel longer distances underwater by attaching to her back, also providing some protection from the sun.
S K I L L S
Abilities: Expert underwater hunter, using a variety of skills to conceal and confuse - kicking up sand, creating little lights to distract as she zips through the seas. Also able to eat most things with fairly low risk. Living in the deep sea's tough. Hobbies: Exploring and collecting trinkets! She enjoys searching sunken ships for harpoons, gold pieces, bits of armor, anything shiny, along with flowers.
T R A I T S
Most Positive Trait: Always happy! Enjoys new things, nothing scares her.
Most Negative Trait: Stupid fishe, too excited about the new world, will routinely get in trouble because of her instinctual curiosity.
L I K E S
Colors: ALL OF THEM!!!! Sure, bioluminescent blues, purples, greens are pretty, but she's more interested in the colors she's never seen before. Smells: Fish and fishblood. She's also taken a liking to a few underwater plants, keeps some close by both to help mask her scent, and just to smell for herself. (I had to look up if fish can smell) Textures: She needs things to be super smooth, or else it'll irritate her skin. ESPECIALLY beds - if the thing she's trying to sleep on isn't super silky, she'll just go sleep in the water, tying her harpoon to herself and sticking it in the sand so she doesn't drift far. Drinks: Originally it was all water water water. Once she surfaced, she quickly realized the power of fruit juice.
O T H E R D E T A I L S
Smokes: Holly's not come across smoking yet. Drinks: She very recently had alcohol in a fruity cocktail, enjoyed it but felt strange afterwards. She got super dizzy, fell over multiple times. Drugs: She's been stung by a pufferfish once… Not good. Mount Issuance: If you consider the manta ray summon an issued mount, sure, but it can only be underwater. Been Arrested: What's that?
Thank you for reading! aaaah now it's time to tag others uhhh @shroudkeeper @rasenkaikyo @varrok @verysmallcyborg and @miqojak ! If you see this and wanna do it, go for it! I may or may not be doing two more of these for Kasha and Chad, lemme know if u wanna get tagged too!
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boom-butterflyeffect · 1 month ago
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Hi, idk if you do until dawn girls requests but if you do and Iyou don’t mind can you do a NSFW alphabet for Sam or Ashley? Thanks :)
Sure thing! I'll make a Sam one at a different time!
this one will most likely be unsatisfying i can't lie because my brain just keep yelling "asexual awkward virgin ashley" at me
Ashley Brown NSFW Alphabet
A - Aftercare
Lots of cuddling afterwards, and she may feel a little bit shy or embarrassed.
B - Body Part (Her favourite body part on herself and you)
I think on herself she'd like her hands, specifically her nails, or her eyes, because she thinks they look pretty. On you, I think she just thinks all of you is really neat, but if she had to choose a favourite maybe it would also be your eyes.
C - Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
uhhh I feel like Ash wouldn't like to be messy, jesus this one is hard...
D - Dirty secret
Ash definitely thinks big hands are a turn on, but would never admit she does because of a certain glasses-wearing blondie who has big hands. He specifically comes to mind when she thinks "big hands are sexy".
E - Experience (How experienced she is)
Virgin. I'm sorry. But I'm right.
F - Favorite position
She likes the intimacy of missionary I think.
G - Goofy (Is she more serious in the moment?)
Definitely a bit silly, cracking jokes, just wants the whole experience to be lighthearted and enjoyable
H - Hair
These ones always feel like weirdly awkward to answer for some reason, idk
I - Intimacy
Yes! She loves all the sweetness and affection.
J - Jack off
I don't think she'd do it often, but she does do it occasionally.
K - Kink
Hmm... I can't imagine Ash being super kinky tbh, I think she just wants to be held really gently and treated really softly <3
L - Location
I imagine Ash would be very private about this stuff and keep it in the bedroom.
M - Motivation
I can't imagine her having a particularly high sex drive, or there being anything in particular that gets her in the mood, I feel like she sometimes for her it's just a nice way to blow off steam or relax after a stressful day
N - No (Hard limits)
I feel like Ash keeps things very simple, and wouldn't really be up for much experimentation, which is valid!
O - Oral
Imo, Ashley wouldn't really do giving or receiving. The sexual stuff with her feels pretty minimal.
P - Pace
Soft and slow, just super gentle and romantic <3
Q - Quickie
I don't think so tbh, again, when she does do it I feel like it's more for the intimacy and romance of it rather than out of sexual desire
R - Risk
Nope. No risk. None. All safe and comfortable and cozy in the bedroom.
S - Stamina
Low stamina, one round and she's ready for cuddling and a nap.
T - Toys
I feel like she'd own a small vibrator or something, but she'd never use it with a partner or anything, it would be a secret.
U - Unfair
Playful teasing at best, like the "please tell me you're gonna take a vow of silence." joke
V - Volume
I think it would mostly be gasps and heavy breaths and sweet words of affirmation.
W - Wild card (Random NSFW HC of my choosing)
I kinda hc Ash as the kind of person who would be a bit more sex-repulsed. She'd jokingly be like "smash" and read fanfics of fictional characters, but actually having sex would seem awkward and uncomfortable for her, I think.
X - X-ray (Size)
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Y - Yearning
Not a lot in terms of sex, I could see her being very cuddly and affectionate though, always liking to hold your hand, or hold onto your arm, be close by your side.
Z - Zzz
Would most likely end up taking a nap after the post-sex cuddles with you
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srslyscary · 6 months ago
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┊┊. A-Z QUOTES !
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⟿ A IS FOR
> “arson.”
⟿ B IS FOR
> “beta, alpha, omega. whatever you are, go in there and handle those children.”
⟿ C IS FOR
> “call that rugrat back later—“
⟿ D IS FOR
> “ding dong you look like king kong.”
⟿ E IS FOR
> “ew. just ew. you’re actually so gross.”
⟿ F IS FOR
> “for f— *beep* sake. CALL THE MANAGER!”
⟿ G IS FOR
> “‘good morning kabi-eonni’ girl it’s 5 pm.. what do you mean good morning?”
⟿ H IS FOR
> “has anyone found my sanity? it seemed to have disappeared.”
⟿ I IS FOR
> “I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE TO BEAT UP HAN JISUNG.”
⟿ J IS FOR
> “just fed tazi and bada. I’m so content with life right now.”
⟿ K IS FOR
> “‘kabi you look tired’ it’s the boys’ fault. blame them. attack them. just kidding don’t do that.”
⟿ L IS FOR
> “look here mister lee minho.. don’t talk about my cats like that. It makes me sad.”
⟿ M IS FOR
> “my mama brought me food…… haha. ‘my mama made me this hat. from what I can tell, your mama made you. whoopty fucking do do.’”
⟿ N IS FOR
> “…no I can’t help you with your math homework. i suck at math sweetheart.”
⟿ O IS FOR
> “okay oddball. go find someone else to bother.”
⟿ P IS FOR
> “‘please translate’ learn korean pabo.”
⟿ Q IS FOR
> “quadrilateral quokka.”
⟿ R IS FOR
> “right.. and I must look like peter pan to you.. ‘
⟿ S IS FOR
> “SWEET- HEE-HEET- VE-NONONOM.”
⟿ T IS FOR
> “two baddies two baddies one porsche.”
⟿ U IS FOR
> “uhhh.. when am I getting my pay check?”
⟿ V IS FOR
> “very well done. give yourself a cookie.”
⟿ W IS FOR
> “what was going through your mind for you to jump off the roof of your house?”
⟿ X IS FOR
> “‘x plus y equals—‘ wait a damn minute you said this was science. LIAR.”
⟿ Y IS FOR
> “yeah I threw a chair at hannie.. predebut.”
⟿ Z IS FOR
> “zip your upper lip, it stinks.”
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drinkyourvillainjuice · 6 months ago
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NSFW Alphabet - Teddie
Well, y'all really wanted one of these for Teddie. Seriously like four of you and counting. So, Teddie time.
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Quiet, contemplative. A little apprehensive.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
His own - throat. Bone rarely grows there. Partner - probably hands, cause he's a filthy hand holder.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
This guy goes off like a fucking cannon.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Aroused by fossils. /jk
I'm not sure. He's not a very sexual person.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Minimal. Maybe hooked up once or twice but I'm not even sure he's gone all the way with anyone.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Uhhh.
Whichever works with the current configuration of bones.
Yeah. Guy gets a raw deal.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Very serious. Might get an unexpected smile or two out of him though.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Groomed? Not.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Oscillates between passionate and intimate. Very intense about it.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Finds it completely embarrassing. Like he does it, but he finds it embarrassing.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Having to look, but not touch. Esp. if his partner is stripping off.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Just wherever's relatively comfortable and isn't gonna get fucking destroyed by spines.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Passion. Vulnerability. Trust.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Pain. Has too much of that already to be kinky about it.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Would rather receive than give because he'd be worried he was getting sharp pieces of face right up in his partner's sensitive areas.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Rough, but not fast. He doesn't want to fucking pulverise anyone with ill-placed growths.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
No to quickies: things are too much of an effort for him to want to get it over with fast. In terms of how often: if his partner's game to go, he probably is too. Depends on if his body is cooperating.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Hesitant on both. Sex is a bit of a fragile topic for him.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Doesn't have a whole lot of stamina for going multiple rounds. He can hold himself back for a bit though.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Nnnope.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He's not really a teaser.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Quiet. He growls, mutters, whispers into your ear.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
*first bars of megalovania*
Uhh pass. Like I mentioned, he's not v. experienced, hard to have detailed thoughts.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Even more bones.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Low. He's often in too much pain/discomfort to be horny.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Tries to stay awake, but fades relatively fast.
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hunterwritesstuff · 7 months ago
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Anyways, here's the thing without Rubberhose. Doing it out of the kindness of my heart even though it wasn't specified. Under cut, yada yada, minors don't fucking read.
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex): He checks up on his partner after, making sure he didn't go too rough, stuff like that! Definitely makes tea for them after!
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s): His favorite part of his body is his hands! He loves that he's lucky enough to be able to hold his lover's hand and that he's able to make his lover feel good with them :) His favorite part of his partner is his horns, he KNOWS how sensitive they are and he just. LOVES to tease him by rubbing them :3
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically): Seeing his partner's face an absolute mess after sucking him off always gets him going.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs): He's willing to let his partner top him :D
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?): He's pretty experienced, I like to think.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying): Missionary, basic it may be, but it works just fine for him :) Also uhhh Mating pres-
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.): He tries to be serious, but sometimes, a giggle slips out.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.): Fairly well groomed
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect): He's constantly making sure his partner is enjoying themselves as much as he is :)
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon): One of his guilty pleasures is using one of his partner's pillows as an aid for jacking off
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks): He loves seeing how his warden voice causes his partner to fold like a lawn chair, he definitely has a size difference kink, and voice kink :)
L = Location (favorite places to do the do): Bedroom, but he isn't above fucking his partner into his desk.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going): Getting his horns touched, getting his wings touched(I hc that he got them from his momma), getting his ass grabbed, his chest being touched.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs): Anything bodily fluid related, knifeplay, stuff along those lines.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.): He LOVES seeing his partner going down on him, shit drives him nuts.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.): He starts off slow and sensual, but the more riled up he gets, the faster and rougher he gets.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.): He's fine with them, he'll invite his partner over for them every so often.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.): He's definitely willing to experiment.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?): He can go for quite a while, yeah.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?): He has this one toy he uses to get his partner riled up :)
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease): He loves teasing his partner until it begs him to rail them :)
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.): He's pretty quiet, mostly making soft grunts and groans.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character): He has a dick piercing due to a dare.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes): I like to think he's big down there-
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?): Pretty high sex drive.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards): His favorite activity afterwards is to just. snuggle up with his partner, curl up around them, and just. sleep together...
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enha-sua · 1 year ago
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(🔴) ... [ NOW PLAYING ] [ENGENE-MADE] A-Z WITH SUA !
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( a is for... ) at this point *tsk* i don't even know man , it's just at this point really
( b is for... ) boynextdoor *winks* listen to their song , it's a good song to skip down the street and disassociate from life.
( c is for... ) crab? jay i am allergic to crab , are you trying to take me out of this earth , what's your beef with me.
( d is for... ) don't you value the air , you like life right , then unhand my phone jake.
( e is for... ) *falls out of chair , gets up like nothing happened* "eh , i've had worse happened to me before."
( f is for... ) forget it , im getting the shoes , will deal with the consequences later.
( g is for... ) goddammit *looks at the staff* who said that *she's alone*
( h is for... ) have you seen my fake nail , im gonna try and glue it back on , i gotta get my moneys worth.
( i is for... ) i could've been a neurosurgeon had i not taken the idol role... think about that , i could've been holding a knife as a job *everyone is silently praying*
( j is for... ) *jungwon asking her to translate* jungwon my love , i am not the right person for this job , i can barely speak korean.
( k is for... ) karma is the best song on the album *check the comments* why are you guys booing me in the comments.
( l is for... ) love triangles bring me so much stress *literally sitting in between heeseung and sunghoon the biggest love triangle in kpop*
( m is for... ) maybe i am the problem... yeah it's definitely me.
( n is for... ) no , i simply don't want to do it , and you can't make.
( o is for... ) *randomly when it's quite* ooooh eeee like karma-a-a
( p is for... ) *screams at the top of her lungs* PARK SUNGHOON *sunghoon is scared* "can you get that"
( q is for... ) quite , im looking for my airpod and i can't think.
( r is for... ) *ni-ki talking while she's driving* ri-ki i will crash this car if i don't focus , calm down.
( s is for... ) so what you're saying is that you hate me , wow after all we've been through *all heeseung said was no*
( t is for... ) take my photo sunghoon *gets photo back* did you take it with a refrigerator, this is terrible.
( u is for... ) uhhh im not sure if i can answer that without legal liability.
( v is for... ) vote for me best enhypen member.
( w is for... ) what the hell *everyone is shock* what , i didn't say nothing
( x is for... ) xoxo <3 *thinks for a second* somi baby please come back i miss you
( y is for... ) *reads a mean comment* you hate my voice?? i mean you can turn off the live , im the one who has to live with it so.
( z is for... ) zero intellectual thoughts in there , just marbles and vibes.
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©️ENHA-SUA
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skzkiyoon · 8 months ago
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💤 A IS FOR :
“all that’s on my agenda today is sleeping. please go away.”
💤 B IS FOR :
“bro thinks I don’t know the trick he tried to pull.. ahah. STAY, say goodbye to hyunjin. I’m bombing his dorm room with missiles.”
💤 C IS FOR :
“CALLING ALL UMIS. COME GET YOUR BREAKFAST.”
💤 D IS FOR :
“do I look like I care about a hater? girl bye talk to my manager and i’ll meet you outside my company building.”
💤 E IS FOR :
“everyone has just been wished goodnight. except for minho. i hope he wakes up in a cold sweat to a dream of his cats falling off a cliff. JUST KIDDING!”
💤 F IS FOR :
“from this day forth I’m no longer a stray kids member. CALL THE MANAGER!”
💤 G IS FOR :
“gogy moy my brethren. it’s a good day. that might change if changbin doesn’t stop screaming this early in the morning.”
💤 H IS FOR :
“'HAN JISUNG. THE MAN HE ISN’T. I HAVE TO PICK UP HIS DIRTY SOCKS EVERYDAY. IT’S DISGUSTING.”
💤 I IS FOR :
“I’m about to kick you in the ass if you don’t sit down.”
💤 J IS FOR :
“‘jypapi’— HELP WHAT IS THAT?!”
💤 K IS FOR :
“‘kie you look like a tired mom of 3 kids’ actually I’m a tired mom of 8 kids.”
💤 L IS FOR :
“let’s sacrifice changbin to the demons.”
💤 M IS FOR :
“motherflipping tammy better hurry her ass up, big girls got to eat.”
💤 N IS FOR :
“no I will not steal chan’s laptop… or will I?”
💤 O IS FOR :
“originally I was going to tell hyunjin he looked like a prince, but instead I was a little devious and called him a quadrilateral crooked looking toe.”
💤 P IS FOR :
“put that back. I’m not buying that and YOU’RE definitely not buying that either.
💤 Q IS FOR :
“quokka prince? more like furry prince… my bad.”
💤 R IS FOR :
“right when we were filming skz family I tripped over my heels.. that’s where I got this bruise from guys don’t worry.”
💤 S IS FOR :
“seungminnie told me to watch his puppy.m while he did his laundry. this is such an honor.”
💤 T IS FOR :
“today is national pay kie money for babysitting 8 grown ass men. STAY, YOUR MONEY WAS DUE 7 HOURS AGO. PAY UP.”
💤 U IS FOR :
“uhhh.. so when am I getting my paycheck?”
💤 V IS FOR :
“very well done.. what are you expecting? a cookie? some chips? a gold medal?”
💤 W IS FOR :
“well I’m not going outside. why you ask? it’s currently mating season. you think I wanna be out there with all those hungry hooligans?”
💤 X IS FOR :
“‘x minus y is equal to—‘ just because I said I was bored doesn’t mean I wanna go through hell and back all over again…”
💤 Y IS FOR :
“you’re the first person that just so happened to pop into my peripheral view.. so now I’m holding you at gunpoint because the store I just tried to uber from doesnt have my snack cakes or the tea that I want. this is a total nightmare.”
💤 Z IS FOR :
*sleeping with hyunjin and han*
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jungwnies · 2 years ago
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NSFW with BEOMGYU
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syn ' a-z nsfw with beomgyu genre ' romance, smut, fluff, suggestive, a-z headcanon req ' yes
word count ' ~0.8k warning ' smut, suggestive
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a ⤖ aftercare (how he is after sex)
he's a tease
he's so unserious omg
but he takes care of you while cracking jokes
he loves to joke, he loves to love, you name it, he loves it
takes care of you and then goes to bed
he prob lays in bed with u and makes jokes lOL
b ⤖ body part (his favorite body part)
he's a lips kind of guy
he loves ur pillowy soft lips
you leave him longing for them
c ⤖ cum (anything to do with cum)
he loves coming in you
he loves the way he fucks it back into you
d ⤖ dirty secret (his dirty secret)
he lowkey wants to fuck you in public
e ⤖ experience (how experienced is he?)
not very in the beginning
but you guys kept experimenting and figuring out each others body's
and now he's very experienced
f ⤖ fav position (sex position)
missionary
he loves the intimacy
g ⤖ goofy (how he acts in the moment)
he's very goofy
like i said
he's a very unserious guy
h ⤖ hair (how groomed is he?)
he's groomed but like
he's got hair down there
it's like trimmed though 😭
i ⤖ intimacy (how passionate is he?)
he's so passionate
it's just so hard to take him seriously
j ⤖ jack off (how often he masturbates)
if mutual masturbation counts... then
often
k ⤖ kink (one or more)
breeding kink lowkey
he doesn't want kids
but enjoys the idea of his sperm in you
he enjoys the what ifs
l ⤖ location (fav place to do it)
the house
the bedroom
the bathroom
anywhere in the house tbh
maybe not the kitchen
or maybe...
m ⤖ motivation (what keeps him going)
the way your body responds to his touch
and the way your hands grab at his hair
yOU
YOU make him go
n ⤖ no (something he would NOT do)
honestly i fear there is nothing he won't do
as long as everything is consensual he's down
o ⤖ oral (giving + receiving — is he good?)
yes hes good
he prefers giving rather than receiving
he would never turn down a blow job though
p ⤖ pace (fast and rough? slow and sensual?)
lowkey fast and rough like
i can't even lie
he likes it like that...
sometimes he likes it slow but it'll still be rough ...
q ⤖ quickie (his opinion on it + how often they happen)
he does NOT like them !!!
they don't happen aften
if anything, they don't happen AT ALL !!
r ⤖ risks (is he willing to experiment, does he take risks, etc.)
yes
yes
yes
yes
he loves trying new things
he usually doesn't like them after
but he's down to try !
so that's definitely something
s ⤖ stamina (how long can he last?)
not long
but while he's lasting
it's mindblowing
he just can't be that mind-blowing twice !?!?!
he likes to rest.
LOL
t ⤖ toys (does he use/own any?)
he tried
but he prefers using his body on you
and using ur body on him
he likes how vibrators work though 😭
u ⤖ unfair (how much does he tease?)
he's a tease
but not in a sexual way
so probably not often
if anything, he does it subconsciously
and he's like uhhh what the hell
when ur horny LOL
v ⤖ volume (how loud is he + what noises does he make?)
oh he's loud
this MF GRUNTS
AND MOANS LOUDLY
his deep voice...
the low deep sensual grunts that escape his mouth
FILTH !
w ⤖ wild card (random headcanon for him)
when he forgot to take care of you after he completely destroyed you
probably laughed about it tbh
but then he felt bad
so he gave u lots of love
he just didn't clean u up goodbye
x ⤖ x-ray (what’s under his clothes?)
yeah ngl
i feel like he's just not shaved down there
there's definitely a bit of hair...
but he's clean... i think
HE'S CLEAN HE'S JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT OF BUSH !!!
his body is also very nicely figured...
slim
doesn't rly work out but maintains an amazing figure
it's all that dancing he be doing fr
y ⤖ yearning (how high is his sex drive?)
it's high
but it's not long
once he fucks on out he's slumped
ready to sleep fr
he like always wants to fuck though ngl
z ⤖ zzz (how quickly does he sleep after?)
quick af
but it also depends on the time of day
his sex:sleep schedule is lowkey like
when a sim woohoo's and then they take like a power nap that doesn't even like.. recharge their energy
he just be sleeping just cus 😭
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fantrollology · 10 months ago
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S t y x a n d L a u r e n 🐛
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UHHH!!!!! UHMM!!!!! !!UUUHH!!!!!!!! UHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyways like styx's shininess/smoothness and strength... laurens volume and curl.... her hair would be incredible....
send some guys w a 🐛, get a grub!!!!
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toxic-sugar-piie · 10 months ago
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TOXIC-SUGAR-PIE
🥩🥩🥩
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Hi, Everyone! I'm Nicole
Nicole/Nico || SHE/HER || BD: 22 May (2003) || ENFP || RUS/GEO
🥩 M A I N P A G E
🥩 S K E T C H E S
🥩 R E B L O G S
🥩 TGChanel
🥩 TGC 18+ Arts
🥩 Tik Tok
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> > > I am getting an education as a film CARTOON ANIMATOR & FILM DIRECTOR
My hobby is collecting, practicing to make electro-music (DnB, Breakcore, Rave & Techno). I really love clubs and concerts. In most cases, I draw arts & animations. I draw according to fandoms and not only. A typical party-goer who loves fun and his friends Even though I'm an adult, I still love computer games, cartoons and memes. I have been familiar with Internet culture since 2012 :P
I don't support: w2r, terr*r|sm, naz/sm, su|c*de, bu//ying and ped0!!!
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MY ACTIVE URLs
Сarrd.CO - where are all the links to my social networks and if u wanna umg... buy commissions?? (they are closed, i will say when i open it again)
Telegram - Here I post some stuff in chanel, which I can't post on other social networks (like NSFWs, but NSWF in another section. Check in Telegram please or here. link in the up of the post with others links)
Furaffinity - Like a Deviant Art, but without trash
Instagram - uhhh, look like Tumblr, but's that's instagram
About message: You can write to me here in Tumblr on main page, or in Telegram
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NOTES
> (21.02.24) I should have done this a long time ago, but I thought that maybe if I put it off, I would forget about the design altogether. Anyway, the MAIN PAGE itself was created purely as a portfolio without a shitpost
>> UPD (10.04.24) pick picture with "meet the artist" demo
>> UPD (07.05.24) ADD Urls on TGC
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THANK U FOR READING!
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radiant-fanon-maker · 2 years ago
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Episode 4 but Solver Uzi is a a Tickle Monster >:] {Part 1} {Part 2}
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Uzi: heeheeheehee
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Rebecca and Darren: AHH! NO-
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D: HeeHey! Don't leheave me!!!
R: I'm free!!
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R: NOHOHO!
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D: Hahahahaha!!! Staphit!
U: NOM NOM NOM
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U: Okay okay heehee~ I had my snack
D: heh heh heh heh
U: Hmmm
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U: heh heh heh heh
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[Later]
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Emily: Aren't you guys worried about Darren and Rebecca? Shouldn't they be back from their- EEP!!
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Emily, Sam, Lizzy, and Braiden: Rebecca!!
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L: Are you okay? What's gong on?!
R [muffled]: U..Uzi weird look.. strongrrr
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B: What is that supposed to mean? What did Uzi fricking do to you?! Is she coming here?!?
L: Braiden. Deep br- Braiden!!!
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L: Gosh! NO! Why are you cho-
R: HAHAHA
B: heh heh heh heh
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B: heh heh Ihit ticklessss heh heh heh
E: W-what? Tickles? That doesn't seem normal
U: Oh, who cares~? You're next~
GAH UZI!
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E, S, L [Mind]: Crap, wait. My laugh is so dumb... I can't have the others hear t!
S: uhhh uh SPLIT UP!!
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D: Wow, they really don't wanna laugh. Hey! Wait! Give Rebecca a break!
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R: HA HA HA heh ha ha sigh
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D: You good, sweetie?
R: mhmm
D: Let me get you up
R: That lasted way too long
D: But you loved it~
R: Shush. So did you
B: heh heh ha ha!
R: He really does!
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robotic-little-fellow · 6 months ago
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Data log #006 begin.
I heard my big brother say something today,
“Let those old memories go”? Is what he said quietly.
I suppose he's talking about me.
I feel an odd sense of ‘humanity’ coming to me.
At least that is what my data bank says it is.
Although big brother has not noticed quite yet.
That would be saddening, well. . . My soul does think it's sad.
Luckily nobody does see this! So I can say that!
But yes, I have been feeling a lot of stirring you could say!
I am not sure what that all quite means.
And doubtfully research would be of any help.
I do wish I could mature like this on my own, but I am very unable to.
D A T A L O S T .
P L E A S E T R Y A G A I N .
R e L o A d I n G .
Successfully corrupted. Thank you for waiting.
‘ I wonder what Ortho is putting in these. . .
AH!? WAIT! I accidentally pressed the record button.. crap.
Oh well. Ortho, if you check this again, I hope you hear um.. uhhh, you know,
Your progress is great and I'm really proud of you…
T-thats all! Thanks for your help.. ’ .MP3
AUDIO RECORDING COMPLETE [ ✓ ]
. . .
T h a n k y o u ,
big brother : )
Data log #006 finish.
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