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My first crop of tomatoes this summer and my first ever crop of huitlacoche! 🌽 🍄
Looks are deceiving but makes some mean eats.
#food#foraging#garden#gardening#vegetables#garden vegetables#corn#huitlacoche#tomatoes#heirloom tomatoes#ugly vegetables
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i didn't know what an schalotte look like so I searched it up and help she literally looks like one😭😭
#bra briefs#dragon ball#Vegeta took a look at his ugly baby and decided he had the perfect name I swear#Is that how Saiyan names work? does that mean that Vegeta would have name trunks fucking eggplant??#I can't tell what's worse naming your kid bra or naming her after a vegetable cus you decided that she kinda look like one
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soup update:
it’s ugly but it tastes incredible
#ugly soups make for the most tasty soups#it’s chicken and vegetable soup#pssst add a bit of hot sauce to your soup - trust me
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reading some posts about NYC online has made me realize that New Yorkers are really, really obnoxious about being New Yorkers. “dahhhh these stupid tourists don’t even know where they are! this city will chew you up and spit you out!! they don’t know the ins and outs of our shithole of a city!!! they’re so cringe!!!! they don’t realize where the good restaurants actually are!!!!!” how are you gonna live in one of the biggest destinations for tourists and transplants in the entire world and get mad that people are being those things… honestly. makes me glad I’m a Bostonian where we’re never, ever annoying 😊
#having a stick up your ass about being a city slicker is really embarrassing I’m sorry#so you live in a crappy ugly city and have never grown a vegetable……… good 4 u……#the only thing I agree with is that slow walkers must perish
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#the gardening itch has arrived#along with a hankering for chickens#I honestly could set up a coop along the sideyard and build a good fence for that and part of the front hard#hedge it in with some shrubs#and use the chickens as pest control while I establish some native grasses and whatnot#that would keep said chickens out of the vegetable garden and away from the dog#really what I want is fresh eggs and also to not have to mow so much because I'm lazy#I also would love to learn how to establish and maintain a native plant-rich yard#other items maintaining permanent residence on my yard to-do:#1) building a patio over the ugly gravel patch in the back yard (maybeeeee this year???)#2) disassembling and rebuilding the front flower beds because the border wood is all rotted#3) uprooting some shrubs that are basically dead#4) building a third veggie bed (will actually be in the works once we get a run of warm weather and sunshine)#5) rebuild the back fence (yeah this won't happen any time soon)#6) set up a compost area (and possibly a second area for brush and whatnot)#7) establish some sort of living fence for the top of the yarn along the sidewalk since EVERYONE'S litter ends up in my yard#8) find some way to keep the feral cats away from my house#I also desperately need to clear out my garden shed#the patio and front beds are my biggest issues right now and I have time I just don't really have a lot of extra funds for materials#but! I have the hammock set up! so that's something lol#oh and I need to overhaul the firepit#such as it is#anyway that's what I'm daydreaming about today
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dadgetais the cutest tag I've seen all week ong I'm gonna dieGAAAAAAHHHHHGGGGGG
I can't find a good gif for this... tbh I'm just tying to get out of bed so I can finish hk.eworm for tonight but I'm so tired and fucckkj
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#dadgeta#dragon ball#dragon ball z#im gonna die#so cute#love ugly vegetable man and his spoiled underwear children
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I, too, feel like I'm dead when I go outside to garden.
I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.
#death#purgatory#misheard gaming quotes#too much yard work as a kid#i always hated it and now my yard is ugly as a result#correction: my yard has great biodiversity#also unconventional diversity in shape and placement of plants#but actually I do love my herbs and vegetables#they also die about as frequently as my video game characters#... or my book characters...
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honestly the worst part about having trained yourself to solve your emotional problems by having a lot of meaningless but also intensely intimate and emotionally charged sex with strangers is that once you're too ugly to do that anymore you are cruelly robbed of your shitty coping mechanism
#it's way too much work when you're ugly i am giving it up#tmi#god take me back to a time when i could open tinder and within 48 hours be making a man cry for my pleasure#need it now more than ever OH WELL#GUESS I'LL JUST GET ANTIDEPRESSANTS AND TAKE WALKS OR SOMETHING#AND DRINK WATER AND EAT VEGETABLES
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Hey, so, Patreon is lying to you about Apple forcing their hand.
Patreon is getting rid of 1st-of-the-month/per-creation billing, claiming a new decision by Apple has forced their hand. This will hurt a lot of creatives, and their excuse is bullshit. Allow me to explain.
In 2018, Patreon tried to impose a new ill-considered fee structure on everyone that would have cost creators a lot of smaller pledges. They ended up apologizing for this profusely; they have now deleted this apology from their website and unfortunately I was unable to find it on the Internet Archive. This was shameful, but to their credit they backed off quickly when things got ugly.
Back in 2021, Patreon discussed plans to force all creators into a rolling bill structure and get rid of first-of-the-month/pay-up-front billing. The community once again very decisively shouted them down, and they had to walk it back again. This whole fiasco damaged the already shaky trust between Patreon creators and staff.
This week, Patreon announced that, along with extra fees, Apple's policies were supposedly forcing them to move everyone over to the rolling fee structure that they first tried to get us to agree to in 2021. Patreon will tell you they are not happy about this. As a person who spent a long time watching Patreon make terrible decisions, I can tell you-- they are probably very happy about this, because it's exactly the smokescreen they needed to do what they've been trying to do for years, which is pull ALL Patreon creators away from 1st-of-the-month and per-creation billing.
The spin in the news I've seen so far is "Apple bullies Patreon, boo hoo hoo poor Patreon". This is very obviously not what's happening. Mind you: Apple does suck, and they are doing something bad here. Fuck apple. But Patreon and Apple are BOTH the asshole in this situation; Everyone Sucks Here. Patreon has options: they can make the iOS app a reader app and do billing through the browser to avoid the restrictions and the extra fees (Netflix and Amazon, notably, both do this), or they can allow creators to opt-out of iOS billing if they want to use billing models that don't work with it.
It seems most likely to me that the Apple situation is a real fire that Patreon has chosen to use as a convenient smokescreen to do what they've been wanting to do since at least 2021, and maybe since 2018.
What do we do?:
They have a feedback form specifically about this.
They also have a creator discord.
And they have lots of social media pages where they probably really, really hope that this doesn't blow up again, because they never learn. The incidents I've described here aren't the only two other times Patreon has pissed off their creators. They know if they don't contain the noise it'll be harder to get away with it, so make some noise. They've done a lot of work to spin this cleverly so you'll have sympathy for them and they won't get the kind of backlash they know they deserve.
Please don't misuse these links and make threats or spam or something. All you have to do is give well-reasoned feedback. Patreon hates feedback. Make sure they get a nice heaping helping of their least favorite vegetable.
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90 quart jars of tomatoes hot packed and sealed. 🍅 Peaches preserved or baked into pie. 🍑
My body is broken, but I have preserved food for the winter.
It's a family event with three generations washing, peeling, quartering, boiling, sterilizing, jarring and washing up in a two-day marathon.
#teaching the kid what to do#take my country ass out of the sticks but you can't take the traditions from my soul#it's fucking HOT standing in front of boiling pots in August#canning#preserving vegetables#and traditions#my city kid out in the farmland saying it smells like poopy#kid you will not believe how they make fertilizer#buying crates of ugly food direct from the farm for cheap#had a couple hollow tomatoes that looked lovely but had a bug in the middle#that's the gamble
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Being obsessed with stardew valley when living next to a farm sure is something, im like "woah they have pigs and ducks it's like stardew valley irl :)"
#they have almost all farm animals from stardew + pets (dogs) weeh...#and a big field with fruits and vegetables ect#but also it's kinda an ugly one. well i hate those aesthetic stardew farm i'm too lazy for that i'm making a very realistic one#and by realistic i mean ugly and messy#i think i would kill for a reunionese farm game... my dream.....#(saying that but idk if i would like any other farm game lol i haven't tried)
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Zaterdag 6 april 2024... rond-om-het-huis- werkjes en zachte taco's
#easy#diy#easy diy#enjoyingthemoment#homemade#gardening#april 2024#2024#april#spring#outside#working#vegetable garden#fresh vegetables#homegrown#home cooking#baking#tacos#chicken#fresh food#vegetables#ugly chicken#dough
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WE NEED URBAN PLANNING PLEASE URBAN PLAN. LET US ENJOY OUR CITIES PLEASE I CANT TAKE IT ANYMOR-
#i hate that ca is a car city i hate cars they are ugly#i grew up in a walkable city where i mainly like walked and took barley reliable public transport and then transition to this….i’m sufferin#i’ve been her for like 7 years but it bothers me regardless i’ll never get over it#(chloe sevigny voice) i feel like there’s a lot of driving i don’t like how isolating it is i think it’s very bright i think the#sunshine is very monotonous i don’t like how hard the water is i don’t like the terrain i don’t like the vegetation-
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“look at me, hm?”
toji's voice is barely above a whisper, his words softer than ever. with his hands circled around your middle, he stands there behind you, his chest glued against your back like a big bear. his heavy head rests on your shoulder, eyes locked onto yours in a quiet plea. you think you hear a pout in his tone.
but you don’t give him a reaction, gaze locked onto the vegetables on the cutting board in front of you.
you’re upset with him and toji feels like he's dying.
all of this just because you're jealous.
because the love of his life is jealous.
toji only spared her a glance, brushing her off and saying that his partner is waiting for him – she’s the one that went on and on, talking about the milk carton in his hands as if toji had never seen it before. but little do you know, every single word that spilled from the stranger, went in one ear and right out the other – toji couldn’t be less interested in anybody other than you. if you were to crack open his head and take a look around, it’d be all you. you and your laugh, you and your eyes, you and your hands, you and your hobbies. you and you and you. even when he was standing there with the milk carton in his hand, the only thing on his mind was how he’s going to watch you chomp down a big bowl of cereal the next morning.
you just happened to see the moment the woman leaned closer with a charming smile on her lips and her hand on his forearm while saying her goodbye, and that was enough for the ugly thoughts to bully themselves into your head.
even though you trust toji, you know he doesn’t entertain any flirting attempts that might come his way, but sometimes… sometimes you just can’t help but feel that you might not be enough. what if he did think the woman was more beautiful, or maybe he did find the guy, who asked for his help at the gym the other day, hot? what if he found them more interesting than you, what if he feels himself stuck to you against his will?
you heard your own words swimming around in your head and cringed at yourself, ashamed that you were letting that weird growth of jealousy torment you.
but it had already taken root.
that evil, ugly little thing in the back of your mind. and you couldn’t shake it.
not on your own at least.
toji had made his way over to you, taking his place by your side while squinting at the little piece of paper in his hands. but you were quiet, more so than usual, and toji isn’t stupid – he might not be the best with feelings and emotions, but he does know you.
he could tell just by the way you avoided his gaze, the way you started to shorten your answers. the way you pulled away and into yourself – he watched you disappear into your own head right in front of his eyes and he hated it.
but not wanting to push any wrong buttons here in public, he swallowed your silence with a heavy heart and guided you to your car with a hand on your lower back. he’s not as afraid as he used to be – he isn’t as scared to step into your space, now knowing that this is just what you need sometimes. a little push, a little nudge, to break free from the vines of envy and jealousy and doubt. he’ll burn them, he’ll cut you free.
the car ride home was quiet. with your head rested against the window and eyes set on the passing buildings and cars, toji found himself stealing glances at you every chance he got. oh, how he hated the pout on your lips, the very same one you’re wearing now. all he wanted to do was to take you into his arms and kiss you, hold you. to make you laugh. to make you forget every single thing that has ever bothered you.
toji let you simmer for exactly ten minutes, just enough for you to change into your pyjamas and to wash up before deciding on your distraction – the dishes. he snuck up on you as silently as he could; the tips of his fingers itched to feel your skin under them, his ears tired from the silence in the apartment. the sigh that you let out as he pressed himself flush against you, sounded better than anything before. toji had already started to miss you in those twenty minutes you were away from him.
“please… “
it’s not often you get to hear that word, especially in that tone, so it’s hard for you to ignore the stuttering of your poor, sensitive heart. his nose nudges against your cheek and you put down the knife to lean into him on instinct; with your hands on top of his, your bodies mold together like pieces of a puzzle.
“you know you’re the only one for me…”
the words form in the back of his mouth and roll from his tongue like a low purr. they’re coated in something sweet, in something only you get to see and feel. his arms tighten around you and you know he means it. his heart beats against your back, as nervous as it is confident. he’s sure about his statement but a part of him is still scared that you won’t have him. that you’ll leave him.
“she talked about the milk, that’s all she did, sweetheart.” gently, he sways your bodies side to side, letting the warmth of his body engulf you as he ropes you back to him.
“yeah?”
“yeah.”
“do you believe me?”
it’s something you’ve been practicing in order to get rid of any remaining specks of doubt. it goes both ways; he trusts that you’ll say what’s on your mind and you do the same.
honesty.
raw and real.
“yes.”
toji lets out a little puff of air through his nostrils, a wave of relief settling into his body. he knows it’s not over just yet, but it’s a start.
“can i kiss you?”
toji’s mossy green eyes meet yours for the first time in what feels like forever and all he can think about is how much you mean to him. his darling, his baby. he’s not one to be a sap, but hell, when it comes to you, he’s more than willing to drop to his knees and recite love poems for you if that’s what you’d like. anything and everything.
he watches your eyes flick down to his mouth and then back up again and the little nod you give him is more than enough for him to finally press his lips to yours in a needy, hungry kiss. you melt into each other – skin against skin, tongue against tongue, it just feels right. the spark between you is still there, burning brighter than ever after all the time you’ve spent together. over hills and mountains, through lakes and rivers – nothing is too much or too little for the two of you to conquer together. he’ll be there for you and you’ll be there for him.
“‘m all yours, sweetheart.”
his hushed words slip right between your lips and slither their way down your throat. inside, they bloom and they flourish. they overtake the rotting weeds that were growing there before and you feel it. you feel it happen. he breathes into you and you become alive again.
"i love you."
#crying sobbing wailing#i love him so fucking much i'm gonna die#toji#wtf mickey can write#toji x reader#toji fluff#toji fushiguro#toji fushiguro x reader#toji fushiguro fluff#jjk toji#jjk x reader#jjk fluff
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A vegetable sack dress.
You might as well wear the real thing!
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