#ugly ikr

[gracieabrmslvr]

⌗ youtuber!reader and hamzah’s first time meeting ( part three) ᝰ.ᐟ

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yourusername, hi new yt video out now w/ mandy my baby and also two weird people named hamzah & martin? They kinda smell but yk what #charity

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hamzahthefantastic, Shorty trifling 😭

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“ im actually pretty scared” you speak out of the blue, shivering in the cold as you and marie make your way to martin’s apartment. “ why be nervous— you’re a cool and sexy girl” marie replies back

switching the bag from your left arm to your right, you laugh “ yeah but what if they think im a total weirdo?! you know if that was me and some chick started ranting about me on twitter… i would be weirded out too!!” you exclaim, checking your phone for the apartment number.

“ just be yourself— there is nothing to worry about” marie ensures you, pressing the elevator button. you exhale a deep breath, fidgeting slightly with the necklace tied around your neck

you pick up your phone, pressing on mandy’s contact name ( you had recently gotten her number via instagram dms) and calling it. after a few rings, a sweet mandy appears through the phone, “ im guessing youre already here but don’t wanna ring the doorbell?”

you laugh nodding your head, “ it’s like you know me already!” and before you knew it, the door opened to a welcoming blonde girl, pulling you then marie into a hug. “ im so excited to meet you oh my gosh” mandy exclaims as you agree with her

“ i know! it’s crazy that i have lived in toronto my whole life and neber once met any of you” you say stepping into her house, “ this is my bestfriend marie” you introduce marie to mandy who had already gave her a hug.

the two begin to chit chat, mostly small talk as you place your bags down. fixing your camera to your liking, looking and fixing the settings. “ shit” you whisper under your breath as you click on the wrong setting.

“ you need help?” you hear from besides you as you gasp taken by shock, looking at the used to be curly haired boy. “ it’s nice to meet you” you said giving the camera to hamzah as he smiles shyly. “ yup you too” he replies as he avoids your eye contact, a faint pink on his cheeks

“ hello my fellow youtuber” before you could turn around martin gives you a hug as you laugh “ hey martin” hamzah rolls his eyes at martins antics, handing you back your camera “ done”

“ thank you” you smile at him, the four of you going behind the counter, marie pressing record. “ hi guys and welcome back to baking with the helpless!” you smile at the camera, martin and hamzah side eye each other. you sigh eyes widening at them, “ oh i forgot! the beautiful mandy!” you point hands to her gesturing as martin does a deep sigh

“ before we all get started… i brought you guys gifts!” you smile at all three of them grabbing your bag, revealing a sonny angel for each + you. “ oh hell naw not these ugly ass babies” mandy nudges martin, “ shutup— these are so cute.”

you hand hamzah his as he sarcastically rolls his eyes taking it. “ not the naked babies Girl” he smirks looking at you, thinking back to his instagram comment. you jokingly roll your eyes looking down as you laugh mumbling a soft shutup. not catching mandy and martin’s side eye

“ open open open!!” you repeat as the four of you unbox your angel. you excitedly rip the package open, eye widening seeing you got the white cat sonny angel as you pout. “wait this is cute” you show the camera

martin and mandy seem to get a bunny and a lamb, gushing on how cute they really are. “ okay i. get the hype now” martin says as you and mandy laugh. you look at hamzah, “ take any slower” you say, hamzah side eyes you, “ shutup shorty” although sounding hesitant, it came out his mouth smoothly. martin’s eye widen, raising one eyebrow “ this might be rizz”

“ WE GOT THE SAME ONE!” you look at the angel hamzah got. it was the same yet different colors. his was grey and yours was white. marie laughs from behind the camera, as hamzah smiles widely, you both putting your sonny angels next to each other. martin pouts jokingly scoffing, “ no! they scammed us. that’s supposed to be me and mandy” mandy side eyes him

you laugh, showing the camera both you and hamzah’s sonny angel, not noticing the look of admiration hamzah gave you from behind him….

[sparkleofpizza]

E-mails I can’t send

Paring: ex!Mick Schumacher x Verstappen!Reader Lando Norris x Verstappen!Reader

PART II

Mickshumacher: Touristing around 📸

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User1: He's cute

User2: Look at him casually walking down the street looking like a model

User3: Are you dating Max Verstappen sister?

-> User4: I hope not, she's too ugly for him

Y/n.verstappen: Out and about in New York City

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madisonbeer: You're so pretty

-> yn.verstappen: Ily Maddy

User1: She's not even trying to hide the fact that she's with Mick

-> User2: Ikr at least have some decency

-> User3: That's a word that sluts don't understand the meaning of

User4: That's why your father pretends you don't exist

User5: Just kill yourself

User6: Such waste of air

TMZ journalist: It's been all over the internet the last couple of days about the newest love triangle Elisa Gonzales, Mick Schumacher and Y/n Verstappen. Let's take a look at this weird timeline of how Y/n betrayed her friend Elisa.

TMZ journalist: Y/n and Mick have been friends for a very long time, they met during her brother's karting days. Y/n and Elisa met back at Disney Channel when they both worked there and is said to be the one to introduce Elisa and Mick to each other. How did we end up here with her stealing her friend's man?

TMZ journalist: Have this been going on longer that the public is aware of? Did she get jealous because Elisa had a stable relationship for a very long time and she didn't? All we know right now is that poor Elisa is heartbroken while Y/n is living the best life of being a homewrecker.

[sainzsiren]

"i happen to love happiness"

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pairing... op81 x norris!reader

now playing... daylight by taylor swift

summary... lando is not happy about the developments between his teammate and his sister

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yourusername girls love monaco, proud of you lan

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mclaren our favorite sibling duo!

yourusername also your only sibling duo??

landonorris you're going to make me lose my job

user y/n being an icon as always

lilymhe gf 😍😍

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user oh to have norris genes

user ikr every day i wake up mad that i dont look like a norris sibling

landonorris thanks for coming, y/n/n

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user them still using their childhood nicknames for each other is my favorite thing ever

alexandrasaintmluex mother

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charles_leclerc seriously y/n

alex_albon you get used to it 😊

yourusername you guys are just mad i stole your bitchessss

user the day y/n gets pr trained is the day i die

user i'm new to f1, is it a big deal that oscar is in her likes?

user no, lando and oscar are very close so it makes sense that y/n and oscar follow each other and like each other's posts. especially bc y/n is somewhat of an influencer

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mclaren a very requested norris siblings dump!

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landonorris whos that ugly rat next to me in all these photos

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yourusername false, i chased you and you cried

user y/n being the younger sibling and the chaser is my favorite thing ever

oscarpiastri my favorite norris and her annoying older brother

user WOAHHHH OSCAR

user oscar i was not aware of your game

landonorris excuse you?

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landonorris i hope it goes terribly you're too young to dare

yourusername IM 21?!?!

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georgerussell63 i was asked to check in on you

yourusername everything's going great, thank you george

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alex_albon i was also asked to check in on you

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carlossainz55 he's sitting in your apartment waiting for you to come home btw

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lilymhe GIRLS DATE TOMORROW I NEED DETAILS

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landonorris this is my formal request for everyone to go on a manhunt for my sister and this boy (i just gagged while typing that) she is on a date with. she is at a nice italian restaurant in monaco. internet do your thing.

user overprotective brother lando has made his public debut

user lando i have some unfortunate news for you.

landonorris WHAT

user oscar was just spotted at a nice italian restaurant in monaco

landonorris no.

f1wagupdates oscar piastri was just seen with who appears to be lando norris's sister, y/n norris. y/n posted a picture of their meal on her instagram story with the caption "first date, kinda nervous" and tagged monaco as a broad location. what do we think?

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user oh my god they're adorable

landonorris i just vomited

danielricciardo oh this is fun

user i cannot wait to see how this unfolds

landonorris oscarpiastri if what i am is hearing is true, count your fucking days.

user a non-pr trained norris strikes again

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landonorris IVE BEEN DEMOTED TO 3RD?!?

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oscarpiastri 🫂

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oscarpiastri 🧡

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user OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING ITS OFFICIAL

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alex_albon i tell you im in love with you in your comments??

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landonorris hello.

oscarpiastri hello.

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user oh how i love yn

logansargeant OSCAR??? WITH A GIRLFRIEND?? THIS IS UNHEARD OF

oscarpiastri 😐

mclaren so... need another paddock pass for canada?

oscarpiastri yes 😅

landonorris no

user my ynoscar heart cant take this

user THE SUNSET DATE??

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landonorris bleh.

TWITTER

landonorris oscar jack piastri i am in your walls

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user Y/N 😭

landonorris OH MY GOD Y/N

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f1tea make the replies lando's search history

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user what to do if you don't get along with your teammate anymore

user oscar piastri mclaren contract end date

user oscar piastri dating history

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landonorris look at what i have to deal with. i hate happiness.

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yourusername awe lando this is probably the sweetest thing you've ever done in response to my relationship

landonorris stfu i'll delete this

user norris sibling bond has not been broken

user WAR IS OVER (??)

maxverstappen1 i see some of the convincing worked

landonorris don't flatter yourself

maxverstappen1 i actually take full credit for this

georgerussell63 hey it was a group effort

alex_albon ^

charles_leclerc ^

carlossainz55 ^

danielricciardo ^

logansargeant ^

lewishamilton ^

oscarpiastri am i allowed back at your house or no

landonorris you may come if you feel so inclined

zbrownceo see lando supporting your family is good for you

landonorris meh 2/10 experience

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yourusername i happen to love happiness ❣️

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oscarpiastri am not

georgerussell63 are too

alex_albon are too

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user YNOSCAR HAS MY ENTIRE HEART

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landonorris gag

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[eddiesxangel]

Me and You? Together? | Eddie Munson x Best friend Reader

Eddie Munson + You = BFFLS that’s all you’ll ever be… unless?

Cw: Angst? Small fluff, Queer!Eddie, reader uses she/her pronouns, open ending? One mention of the upside down (ikr who am I?)

wc:1.7k

I think the story needs more pages, yes I've been in love with her for ages 🎶

"Oh, you two are just the cutest couple in here." the older waitress with the retro yellow diner dress and apron with a name tag that read Judy, fawned over you and Eddie. However, you were quick to correct her.

"Oh no, no, just best friends," you lightheartedly giggle.

This stung Eddie. Friends. Best Friends. Two decades worth of friendship, and it haunts Eddie. That is all you'll ever be... Best Friends.

Not once had you shown an ounce of interest in being anything more, but Eddie, on the other hand, fell in love with you in stages throughout his life.

When you were three years old, you moved to the trailer park where Eddie and his family lived. Being the only two kids, you were immediately drawn to one another. Eddie remembers that summer, the scorching summer sun beat down mercilessly on the trailer park as you both ran around in your underwear, laughing and shrieking, under the cool spray of the garden hose.

When you were both five, you had a "wedding" and promised one another vows. Eddie always remembered his promise to be your best friend and to always be your best friend. He told you he loved you, and you told him you loved him and sealed it with a small kiss and a slew of giggles. Your parents gushed about how adorable it was and how they couldn't wait for the real thing. Too bad Eddie's parents never would make it to the real thing.

As you both got a little older, around ten years old, you huddled together in your sleeping bags, whispering secrets and sharing stories that only best friends could tell. The sound of your laughter would fill the air, mingling with the chirping of the crickets and the rustling of the leaves. Your makeshift tent made out of bed sheets and sticks would only last so long as a barrier before you got scared of bats and earwigs, but Eddie promised to never let anything hurt you. He held your hand until you fell asleep.

When you and Eddie were twelve, and he struggled with his parents, you lent him your unwavering support and helped him weather the storm. You were his rock, his confidant, his best friend.

Eddie's world had begun to feel unfamiliar and uncertain during that period. Puberty had started to alter his body and yours, for that matter. Eddie saw the changes happening within you and within himself... He noticed how you got more attention from boys as your chest started blossoming and how he also longed for that attention. An ugly feeling would bloom in Eddie's gut and he hated it when the boys would stare at you or talk to you.

But you would never stray too far. Even with your first boyfriend, Eddie didn't understand why he hated the guy so much. He was a nice boy and never picked on Eddie like the others, but for the life of him, Eddie hated his guts. Especially when he would watch him hold your hand or kiss you on the cheek. He wanted that with you, but he also wanted to be you? He was so confused. He, too, wanted to hold your boyfriend’s hand and have him kiss him on the cheek, and that scared him.

Both your emotions lead to changes in the dynamics of your friendship, such as sleepovers. Previously, a fun and carefree activity had become different since it was now mandatory to sleep in separate rooms, a rule both your parents and Eddie's Uncle Wayne agreed upon. Yet, through the difficult times of teenage angst, you both powered through and came out stronger than ever.

When all the shit happened with the upsidedown a little over two years ago, you were at his bedside every day until the visiting hours were over, and the hospital had to physically kick you out; you would be back the second they started up again the next day. That was the last straw for Eddie. He could no longer deny his feelings for you anymore. He was in love with his best friend.

"Oh well, that's too bad; if you ever change your mind, invite me to the wedding, okay?" She smiles and takes your orders to the kitchen.

When the waitress left, Eddie saw his window of opportunity.

"Hey, uh, what if I took you out?" Eddie fiddles with the paper straw wrapper.

"We are out, Stupid." You laugh.

"No, no, I mean, can I take you for a drink?" Eddie was never this anxious around you, and you noticed. Like something in the air had shifted.

"Like a drink?" you raise your brows.

"Uh... yeah." You had never seen Eddie so nervous with you before. Where was this coming from?

"Oh God, I'll have to think... We're friends, Eddie, I don't know? It-it doesn't feel right." This had caught you so off guard.

"It's cool... no, yeah,- I-I was just messin'," he waves off, and your heart alleviates.

"God Eddie! You really had me there." you laugh and Eddie's heart sinks, and you can see him slouch back into the booth. His body language completely shifted.

Fuck, how he hated this; you were the only one who ever made him feel right. You were it for him.

No matter how hard he tried, his mind would always wander back to the same vision of a future with you. He saw the two of you building a beautiful life together in his dreams. He imagined the joy of raising children with you, cooking together in the kitchen, and sharing parenting responsibilities. He could picture himself changing their diapers while you watched with a warm smile.

Visions of you going to the Winter Fair, which was not the most exciting event; he envisioned you, him and your hypothetical child going there every year, enjoying the festivities and watching the colourful lights glow in your eyes. These thoughts filled him with happiness, and he couldn't wait for them to become a reality.

Unfortunately, you have shot down any possibility of being more than friends with Eddie, not to hurt him but because you only see him as a friend. Never once had it ever crossed your mind to see Eddie as anything more. Honestly, you questioned his sexuality over the years.

One memory, in particular, flashed in your brain as you pondered on the possibility of Eddie being serious or just taking the piss?

"Eddie, what are you doing?" You walked into your bedroom to see Eddie standing in the middle of your room, facing your full-length mirror.

"Oh, me? I liked your dress and wanted to see what it would look like on me? Kinda badass, no? Some may even say... metal?"

You can't help but laugh.

“Ed’s, you can’t even do it up; you’re going to rip it!”

“You’re being a hater… Imagine! Me on stage shredding to Ozzy in this?" He gestures to your floral church dress, which he’s paired with his black Converse all-stars. He’s always been flamboyant.

You can't help but roll your eyes. Your mom just bought you this dress.

“What, Sunshine?” He smirks.

“Ed’s, are you?-Is there something you want to tell me?” You bite your lip, not wanting him to freak out.

“You know me, sunshine! I’m just me,” he twirled and showed off his boxers.

“Okay, but if you ever wanna tell me anything, I’ll be here for you.”

“I know.” He smiled.

Sometimes, you wondered about Eddie... He never fully came out to you, and you never pressured him to do so because you loved him regardless. You wouldn’t ever have a chance with him; he’s your platonic soul mate. Sure, he’s handsome if you like that bad boy-leather-metalhead thing, but who’s to say you were even his type? You were a girl.

When Eddie asked you out just now, you had no idea how to take it? He’s him, and you are you… you’ve been attached at the hip forever, but never did you think you’d cross the threshold? Did he want to cross it? Did you want to cross it?

He was so nervous as he asked you. His hands wouldn’t stop fiddling, and he fumbled his words. His breath got all gaspy, like when he was trying to brush off something that bothered him. Maybe he was being serious?

“Ed’s?”

“Yea?” You saw a glimmer of hope behind his eyes.

“Don’t you like… boys? I’ve never seen you-“

“It’s okay- lots of people think I’m gay, but it’s cool, right? We’re friends! Why would it not be?”

“No, no, of course, but you’ve-you’ve never been with a girl or at least that I know of? So I never thought… Really? Me and you? Together?”

“No, you wouldn’t have thought.” He bit back bitterly. “I know, I’m queer; you know I’ve always been different.”

“Ed’s, I’m sorry I just- I never thought of you like that because I’m a girl…”

“Ask me, Sunshine.”

“Ask you what?”

“You know.”

“Do you like girls?” You spit out.

“No, sunshine, I like you.”

“But you-"

“I know how I am!” He raised his voice. He never raised his voice. Not at you. “I don’t like conformity and social norms, and sure, I like men, and sure, I like to dress up in your clothes and like to put on your makeup, but fuck, I especially like it because that stuff belongs to you, I do it because I love you.” There he said it, finally he felt like the 100lb weight had been lifted off of his chest.

“Ed’s-“

“No! I love you, and I do it because I like it and to be close to you because you’re my whole world, sunshine, and if I can’t have you, I don’t know what I will do.” He reached out for your hand across the table, and you let him take it. Your fingers intertwine.

It was quiet for a moment. You needed to process. Things between you won’t be the same after this.

“Talk to me, Sunshine?”

“I just never thought this was an option between us, Eddie. I need time.

“I’ll wait for you; I’ve waited this long.”

You only stay in silence for a moment before Judy comes back around.

“Okay, kiddos, 2 burgers and fries, enjoy.” The waitress smiles and places your meal in front of you.

“Excuse me, Judy?” you call out.

“Yes, darling?” She turns back with a smile

“Can we see the drink menu?” You chide

“Coming right up”

[pretzlforpresident]

The Beautiful Bride (Amy) and the Ugly ass groom (Nikki)

IKR??? I think about that every time I see this image

[i-am-xp-64]

Gossip with brother🌸✨🌸✨🌸✨🌸

Lol these two cooking up some gossips, I like how lim and jett both on the same page of opinions when it comes to someone they don't like

They'll be like:

"bro that ugly fag is passing again"-lim

"ugh, girl really put the 'but don't walk around like naked in public' at 'dress what you like, let your body feel confident' with that croptop, ew.."-jett

"Ikr, and those shoes? It doesn't match at all, no wonder she's being a pick me girl at hooker parking lots"-lim

"Facts."-jett

@weirdsillycreature @honeybuzzdraws fun fact: that example talk actually happened before in the past, they were talking about one of the lunch lady at lim's course lol

[jinxbabys]

Saw this tiktok that said

“abby in the show saying ‘you are quite handsome’ is the worst thing they could've made her character do. she HATES joel, he is literally a monster to her. the rat king is literally a metaphor for joel. joel is a hideous ugly man to her and it doesn't matter that pedro pascal is attractive (because so is the game version🤭) because to her he is the worse man alive”

And all I can say is PERIOD my thoughts exactly

ugh ikr!! for people that have only watched the show, i’m sad that this is their first impression of abby.

[murfpersonalblog]

IWTV S2 Ep8 Musings - Pyromaniac Du Lac 🔥 (Spoilers)

NGL, as much as I love this finale, I'm disappointed. I wanted to see way more violence.

That's the thing about necromancy--be careful who/what you wake up!

"FATHER! THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED!"

There he goes.

Was that NECESSARY, smashing that old man into the window like that!?

You better ACT, JACOB, with your Arya Stark hit list!

I'm so sorry I laughed at his mental illness, but MEOW!? Omg he's cracked. XD

So they gave him a baby scythe/machete--I wanted Sam's scythe. :( But it's cool how Louis broke his sickle screaming at Armand, and HAD to switch to the machete.

Not Louis talking to his victims, who help him plot the murders, LOL. He can't concentrate with all that French jibber-jabber! He's got a mass murder to plot! Yeah, he'll bring your truck back in mint condition! LOLOLOL.

Yeah, STFU corpse!

IKR, STFU Armand! Ain't nobody thinking about YOU! (But actually, Louis WAS thinking about him, and warned him to stay away, sooo.... :\)

The whole Sam reveal later was SO good, I love this show!

(Not Louis shading Hans' ugly costume. XD) And Tuan WANTS to die? Whaaaat?

LFG

This jazzy film noir crime boss heist music is an interesting choice.

HIS EYES DILATING.

Louis went full-blown Carrie. 😈

I CANNOT BELIEVE Y'ALL OFF-SCREENED THE SLAUGHTER, AMC. 😩

You showed Lestat dragging Louis by his effing JAWBONE, and punching a HOLE thru a PRIEST, but can't show us Louis cutting a red streak thru that stupid theatre!? Wtf!?

My Humanities arse sucks at math, but my bff's in STEM and immediately caught that the math wasn't mathin here.

Yeah, eff that flute guy!

(Estelle had me dying.) Interesting tea though--I wonder who's in the London coven?....

Louis' EYES this episode were the best yet. 👌

(RIP Estelle; I liked you the most.) I just wanna know if Louis ignited that rag from all the way at the Theatre, or if something in the exhaust or whatever triggered the fire on its own. (And now we know what that weird reaction from Santiago was about.)

Not Louis calling Santiago by his government name, LOL. 😭

AND Lou called you a colonizer too, you "'bleached-blonde, bad-built, butch body" British hack! XD

Using Francis at the end of every bar(b) was right out the "Crodie" Kendrick vs Drake playbook, I LOVE IT--THIS IS SURLOIN BEEF.

DANG, emasculation and evisceration in equal measure! No one cares about the eraser when the pencil's shaved down to a nub!

And not Louis using "Come to Me" as a death threat!

That MIMIC Gift must've STUNG, Francis! 😜

His death was WAY TOO FAST. These are the kinds of mofos you need to SAVOR.

That shot of the machete was sooo vintage Hollywood noir, it's really clever, especially to be used for Gothic Horror.

Rot In Pieces, FRANCIS! 💩🔪

[loozerboykisser]

NOOO TUMBLR CHANGED IT'S SO UGLY EW EW EW EW EW

IKR?!? CHANGE BACK POOKIE 💔

[dangerousbride]

Mao Mao is so pretty that she has to make her self ugly, what a power play

ikr? it's mesmerizing every time she appears as her pretty self 💕

[slurping-up-grass]

Slam poetry from graffiti on the toilet door

You are speshial

piss

tits

It's dead

Fuck your muffin

Fuck it if you want to

death!!!

guys I hate this school

fr

wanna hang at mine

i be too ugly

DEATH!

"suck" a dick

sigma boy

some boy

I need a vape I hate this school

Yeah!

Ikr

Rabbit Horse Dog Cat

THE SCHOOL IS HORRIBLE ☺️

silly silly does a dance

smack your bum yipee

We are society

I want to leave!!

lol Brexit be like

Leave this place.

leave now

[smitten-miqitten]

I love that if your character is Baldurian you can be like "Wait, that big stupid ugly gothic castle on the other side of town had vampires the whole time?!" and Astarion is like "Ikr?"

[arbequee]

Hello guys! This is my first ever tumblr post! (ikr 2025 is wild 💀) Im still super new to tumblr so I dont know exactly how tags n stuff work but ill figure it out lol. I just want to come on here and introduce my little world known as the Viştea Vampires!

Just to give a little background for those who want to know: The Viştea Vampires is a vampire family, or more so a brotherhood of vampires who live across the world in different houses. These vampires all came together for a reason: They do not wish to harm or hurt humans any longer. All of these vampires have revoked their animalistic urges, and have banded together to stop other vampires from killing and pillaging the mortal realm.

I do have some key characters I have created so far, which I will share so people can get a look at the people who live in this brotherhood!

Sterling Vidrairu

Born in 1755 (present day 258yrs old), Sterling grew up in colonial maryland living in upper class wealth. He flaunted his riches and bathed in recognition as long as he was alive.

But all of that comes to a head when he is drafted to find in the war for independence, where he sadly loses his life in battle. While bleeding out in the trenches, a couple in white lace flows effortlessly onto the battlefield accompanied by a guard. Throughout the night, he suffers the most pain imaginable before surviving the night, except somehow as an undead being. While grappling with his newfound immortality he flees to rural Spain where he stays in solitude for 10 years. After going AWOL for 10 years, Sterling miraculously returns to one of the houses in 1803, a newfound anger and regret masked behind his aristocratic smile.

Present day, he is a massive womanizer and drunkard. He spends most of his days moping around the house and antagonizing/teasing the other members. When he isn’t putting his nose into peoples business, he flaunts his achievements and daydreams about the ‘good old days’. His only friend/family he truly talks to is his apprentice, Versa, who he treats as an annoying younger sister.

Aram Viryban

Born in 1412, (present day 612) in the Armenian countryside, Aram grew up with his single doctor/inventor father. Already an outcast due to their love for inventing, they relied on each other for everything.

At the age of 15, Aram played haphazardly with makeshift matches his father has created. When a match spontaneously combusted into a small flame, the wood and hay littered around the house began to feed the fire. The house became engulfed in flames, trapping the young boy inside. His father returning home rushed into the house, pulling out his boy who was covered head to toe in burned and charred skin. His father, desperate to save his boy, bolted Aram to a table and painstakingly removed the burned skin, frankenstiening his face together through iron burns and ugly stitches across his face. Having survived the traumatic experience, he was now more of an outcast than ever. An ugly thing to be hidden. A monster.

To prove the village wrong, he studied hard to become a doctor himself. Attending university and eventually becoming a professor in England. At the age of 27, he returned to his small village after not hearing from his father in a while, only to see his childhood home, now burned down twice, but he wasn’t there to save his father.

Present day, Aram is a meticulous and highly respected man throughout the Vişteas. He is a resident doctor who specializes in Vampiric medicine. While to outsiders Aram looks like the perfect image of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein’s monster (that is because that is who she modelled him after), a pile of stitches and uneven skin above a cold and strict demeanour, he truly does care about his patients and saving humanity from themselves.

Vinzent Neiwmann

Vinzent, born in 1728 (Present age 297) in the Kingdom of Prussia grew up in an orphanage. While most of his past is unknown due to past records being erased and his refusal to talk on anything from his human life, all that is known is he died in 1761 and joined a vampire terrorism group throughout his early years earning him the name ‘The Executioner’.

In recent years, he has renounced his title and his old life, seeming due to his daughter Nadine entering his life. He ended up joining the Vişteas ranks as a supervisor for training/military operations, training the new vampires in tactics and combat.

Present day he is very short tempered, trying to keep his cool under control while also trying to redeem himself from all of his wrongdoings in his past life. He truly does care for humans and protecting them now, but will the rest of them trust him?

These are just a few of my many MANY ocs ive created for this + multiple settings/locations and backstory and oneshots I have written!

If you have any questions at all you are totally welcome to ask questions, make your own ocs or just watch along for the ride! I hope you enjoy!

[verycharismaticdragon]

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[character guide]

[regarding spoiler tags]

A little update to the format, as you can see above! I compiled a small character guide for your reference. It only contains information we uncovered during our LP, so if you're caught up, there are no spoilers in it. And speaking of spoilers: to avoid them, make sure to check out the notice regarding spoiler tags!

That out of the way, let's tune in~

(the transcript is available below the poll, under keep reading)

*"No feeding allowed" as in 'don't feed the troll' - meaning 'dont take the bait, ignore them'

Transcript legend:

In-game text

Character speaking: dialogue line

regular chat message Donation: donation message

available donation messages

{ Alternative translation }

|| 🏅 award (achievement) collected ||

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Mr.Fact: What, what, what...... What?!

[player] donated 80 Ordinary Clover: Hanse show us your maximum voice!!

Hanse: What? My maximum voice volume?

sunisme: Eww? 4Loss: ???

Hanse: Oh......! Well, then... ... ... ... ...!

Miracle: Maximum voice? Suddenly?

Hanse: Stop fighting here!!

|| 🏅 1000% heartfelt output ||

DUMMY: Ah DieHard: Hahahahha onmang: Oh, that’s what it meant hihihan: He is so loud mochimo: How loud is an idol MoeGuy: Be careful of your throat

Two: !!! !!! !!!

Kissme3: WOW HotKiz: I guess they heard it

Hanse: Oops, that was too loud, sorry. But they don't seem to want to stop fighting.

DUCKACOON: What's all the fuss about quack.

hasiopea: It would be strange if they can’t hear it weekend: LMAO H:our: IKR

DUCKACOON: Excuse me, quack?....

hanshack: Why does the doll’s expression seem visible even with the mask… { Why does it seem like I can see their expression even though it’s a costume… } im_thief: lol hanseya: They look tired

DUCKACOON: I told you that you can do anything to build your audience, but you can't do this quack. { I said you can do whatever you want to attract viewers, but do it in moderation. }

KindFood: Scary DUCKACOON… Ong_Jjol: Sorry DUCKACOON

Naoto: Hmm... sorry about that.

Mr.Fact: What do you mean? Huh? That's so ridiculous. { Oh, in moderation? Phew, busted… Ah~ It's even funnier when you see it up close. }

DUMMY: He started again  DUMMY: It’s not even surprising anymore Star1han: Don’t be engaged! It’s just his concept  DUMMY: Just don’t think too much and you’ll be fine

DUCKACOON: What makes you feel so ridiculous quack? { What's so funny, quack? }

Mr.Fact: You don't know? you're wearing a ugly doll costume and looks pitiful { What could it be? Wearing an ugly doll costume, must be tiring to live a life of struggle. }

onmang: ;;; SignIn: This is a bit… JomSon: Does he really have to do that? nazang12: Why is he doing that when the other person is just staying still? 

Mr.Fact: What does Hanse think about this?

Hanse! No feeding allowed!

How do you feel now Hanse?

[serial-designation-vee]

i listened to your ugly face and OH

oh i’m DYING

IM ON THE FLOOR ITS SO OILROSE

// IKR?! ITS SO OILROSE IT MAKES MY HEART ACHE /VPOS

[lionews]

"Me when the ugly potato cub I sold for 5sb ends up in a loving home :D"

Ikr? I love when people legitimately like my little shitatoes enough to keep em 😆

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