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[becausebuckley]

hold you close | buddie | explicit | 1.3k

after a scary experience on shift, buck and eddie just need to be close to each other. for 911 kinktober day 11: post-near death experience!

That feeling, however, that gaping emptiness, had followed Buck throughout the last dregs of their shift. He knows Eddie felt it too, could tell by just one look at those haunted eyes.

It’s no surprise, then, that Buck doesn’t even have to finish his sentence. All he has to say is please and Eddie is right there with him, crowding him against the door and licking into his mouth in a searing kiss.

Eddie gets it, Buck’s need to be close to him right now. He feels it too.

read the full fic on ao3 here!

[arcelian]

"It's not Welsh because it takes place in a fantasy world where Wales doesn't exist" maybe in-universe, it isn't Welsh! But we, the readers, are not inside the story. We are out here in the world where Wales exists, and /in our world/ it is Welsh.

It's no different from a story that's set in a high fantasy world, or in space, or in France, where technically they're all speaking Elvish or Galactic Common or French but the story is still in English, because that's a language we, the audience, are familiar with.

So, Welsh is being used in our world to represent the Witcher-fantasy-language. Welsh is a very real language with real grammar and pronunciation rules. Welsh, and other Celtic languages, also have a history of being treated by fantasy writers as weird, old, mystical foreign languages associated with Celtic folklore and mythology, rather than as modern, living ones that are still in use today. So they end up using Welsh names and words as flavouring to give their fantasy worlds more depth. This usage, though, is generally at a very shallow level - pulling words and names out to use for whatever, without really engaging with the above-mentioned grammar and pronunciation rules, treating Welsh as a decorative element instead of as a real language that is deserving of respect.

Now I have no idea what the original author's intent was in using Welsh in his stories. Maybe he was trying to be respectful, maybe he wasn't. It's mostly irrelevant, because a) he was writing within a larger context of Welsh being treated as a ~woowoo weird magic language~ in the fantasy genre (and being treated poorly outside of the genre as well*), so Welsh speakers are rightfully wary of continued misuse, and b) the various adaptations doubled down on the disrespect, by not bothering to use their budget to hire a language coach or at least look up a pronunciation guide for this Real Actual Language That People Currently Speak. This is undeniably bad! Welsh speakers have every right to be offended by it!

Anyway I don't really have a nice ending to this. If you're going to be Using Words Professionally then make sure you're using them properly. It's basic decency. Thanks

(*THIS IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT)

Me listening to the voice actors of the Witcher 3 pronounce Welsh names like Emhyr and Mairwen and Rhosyn: Oof, this is painful

Me listening to the voice actors of the Witcher 3 pronounce the Welsh name Cerys specifically, which is also one of my own middle names: I Am Going To Commit An Unspeakable Crime And Then Delete The World

[butchpeabody]

I can't think of any specific question but I just really wanna know about the epithet erased toh au. I love both of those things so much.

lucky for you i love talking about both of those things! typing this on mobile tho so im sorry if the formatting is weird

so for starters the epithet characters are going to the isles from their home universe- i havent figured exactly how or why and im vaguely saying another inscribed did it for now. i dont really care about semantics in these sorts of aus usjfjs. they get sent in intervals and end up with different members of the cast.

molly arrives first and, on instinct, think she's trapped in another of lorelai's dream bubbles. she tries to dumb her way out of bonesborough but comes to realize that all of this is. VERY real. hunter realizes there's another human on the isles and thinks, "oh! this'll make my uncle who doesnt hate me happy! come with me!". molly freaks out and runs, and is saved by the bell (the bell being luz with an invisibility glyph.) and taken to the owl house. she explains her situation to everyone there and is allowed to stay until they can figure out how to get her home. she doesnt explain epithets because she doesnt know it would be necessary to do so

sylvie lands in the isles next. he tries his best to adapt to the lifestyles present, wearing his hood up to cover his ears. hes eventually found by raine who takes him in with the batts, and hes GOING to narc on their rebellion before the scope of whats going on is revealed. he like VERY upsettedly resigns himself to a life of crime and manages to nab a palisman from the emperor's reserves (antics occuring with guards all the while involving sleep powder and beefton). he's undercover as the Black Sheep Witch and wearing a cloak to protect his identity pretty quick after raine picks him up. they end up getting on. raine thinks hes a very bright young man :)

giovanni's up next- this is post prison of plastic so he's in vincent murder persona now. as soon as he arrives he starts a scene in bonesborough and ends up being captured by the emperor's coven (not without a fight! nobody on the isles knows what a tomato tastes like so they buy into the lav-acid stuff). when sylvie learns hes caught in the conformitorium hes like UGH. and when raines like oh theres another human staying with eda now do you know her (shows a pic) hes like UGH. he busts giovanni out and since raine cant really be. directly involved with eda sylvie has to drop gio off there. they have a long conversation on the palisman-ride over where they learn to respect each other a little more before sylvie lets gio off and asks him not to tell molly that hes here as well. itd cause more trouble than its worth. then giovanni and molly have a tearful reunion after he almost gets torn asunder by hooty

mera and indus take on a more minor role but when mera arrives shes in TERRIBLE pain and there is NO modern medicine afoot. indus has to run off and search for a healer and ends up finding emira, who heals mera and offers to let the two of them stay in amity's little room in the library. they do this, amity passes the message onto luz that there are more humans in the library, and them and molly/giovanni almost kill each other before they come to an agreement and truce until they can get home. mera gets that sweet sweet healing magic while shes here too- obviously it wont get rid of her epithet (which isnt something she wants in the first place) but having your broken bones be this fixable is REALLY nice, especially in a place that loves to break bones at every turn

trixie and phoenica land next. hunter actually manages to get them to belos this time because phoenica is nice and trixie will go along with her for stuff, and when they get to the throne room philly boy lies through his teeth about how Cool And Awesome his plans for the day of unity are and how they can stay with him until theyre able to get home. phoenica is really excited and trixie. uh.

trixie can see the ghost of every single grimwalker AND caleb surrounding philip's throne. they wave off concern when philip asks her abt it but caleb KNOWS she can see them, and follows her back to her room. trixie wants nothing to do with dou rebellion plans and is already scared as is but caleb does not leave her alone because they are the ONLY PERSON HERE who can see him. he becomes her weird anarchist ghost uncle and they end up feeding information to the batts through sylvie (very hard to keep that part under wraps because of the whole. phoenica future husband thing)

ANNND finally lorelai shows up and manages to pretty successfully assimilate with witch society because of augment. gives herself pointed ears dresses up as a witch. she manages to get heckled into a coven and a sigil (she joins illusions) without realizing what this entails, and since augment already has to do with illusions she doesnt notice anything weird happening. when she and molly meet again itll be REALLY fun

i dont have too much in the way of specific episodes plotted out in full but i WILL say that molly is present for hollow mind...do with that what you will

[m1ckeyb3rry]

swerving so real you can’t escape Karasu (me fr) but YES the dark spiky hair blue eyes big brain….and the banter fits Karasu SOOOO WELL ugh I miss my man

FRRRRRR HIS GOAL SO GOOD AND HE ACTUALLY MOVED but SO REAL nagi finally becoming more and more expressive and not lifeless as he actually starts interacting with more people him being friends with yuki is actually so cute im so glad they added those additional times and you’re so real for that it IS deep like once you look past the main reo drama that they use as like the main focus for marketing and whatnot and see his relations with the other players >>>>>>

Im laughing so hard its the three itoshi brothers and their hair progressively gets more emo its like the Jonas brothers and then their other forgotten younger bro and that’s Niko

The way I blanked out and read that as nagi11 and I was like idk what that is but yeah that works too NOW IK SHSHSJ but LMAOAOA im loving the vibe check team assignments trust I would be asking Shidou to wingman and steal the hair wax and rip Karasu’s shirt off and double date time FR LMAOOOO

No because the ending was so unsubstantial….like at least others have some sort of lasting impact or future pointing direction I fr have no idea what was going on also im not even like a giant mega gojo fan like I am Karasu’s but the way gege never circled back to him at all….and generally all the loose ends ugh I can’t help but think that there were so many reasons to expand a bit better considering how much it blew up it really feels like a waste but wtv im not the author

LMAAOAO ALSO YEAH I remember looking at your masterlist at some point in the past and thinking “wait there’s only two nagi works here” but WILL DO its by @/earthtooz from their 5k event let me look for the name after I finish writing this so I don’t lose my spot in our convo but also disclaimer I read it a long time ago (like a year ago ish maybe) and idk if my tastes have matured or changed since then but from what I remember it was notable enough for me to give them a follow sooo but that might’ve been because of the drought too but ANYWAYS hope you like it I thought it was one of the more in character (???) works for nagi LOL

LMFAO OOPSIES real the title reminds me of isekai a bit so I haven’t gone near it oops LMAOA IDGAF WARRIOR CHEMICAL REACTION real I was also gonna say I had pi Tullia in mind and I feel like that dynamic would be pretty fun too EXACTLY the he asked for no pickles vibe captures it perfectly her beefing with Shidou would be really funny too

LMSPDISOA REAL glad we established that because if I see Karasu especially in a side couple I would swerve so bad wait actually have you ever considered Tullia and Yukimiya…I feel like the vibe is completely different from all of the established potentials pairings you have right now but something about it speaks to me for some reason LFMAOAOAOAOAO RIN SAE LOVE TRIANGLE wait not to hate or anything but idk if you ever saw at some point in time this request was floating around for a love triangle with the itoshi bros so like fifty fics with that idea were posted it was crazy wait also at this point in time I can’t tell if we’re talking about male lead or Tullias pairing so if this is about male lead ignore me and I’ll rethink my answer LMAOOO

Ok….so that’s also the thing…..I hate using the website on mobile because of the weird formatting but I HAVE tried on my computer but that’s the device that’s fighting the most for its life right now literally like 1 singular gb of storage available and it fans when I don’t even touch it so it’s SLOW I actually realllly wanna upgrade it because every now and then when I go to turn it on it’ll blackout and crash like five times before I can even like log in and open shit which also scared the shit out of me every time because I’m like hahahahahahahajajajahapleasewakeupineeydocumentspls but um yeah!! My WiFi also just completely died for no reason right before I came to respond to this and then it came back in like ten minutes so idk wtf is going on but hopefully something works itself out this was long oops

No because Karasu pulls it off so well Kaiser is just…Kaiser…(also coming from a Karasu glazer) ok but seriously that ATROCIOUS hair cut like COME. ON. Karasu’s is unique but at least it’s not THAT like double rat tails paper mache pin feathers what the hell the automatic beef is so funny though but also so real

YOUR WRITING IS ACTUALLY SO GOOD I LOVE the subtle references and foreshadowing and all the little details that point to underlying meanings and themes and whatnot maybe it’s the lore/analysis nerd in me but it makes a work soooo much more satisfying to read imo I also love intellectual reads like YES give me something that keeps me on my toes my fav fr (and yeah that’s the word reading turn off LMAO no hate ofc also why I don’t usually like those mass character posts or some

Smaus because it’s like…really informal to the point where it’s like me speed spam texting a friend (or lowk typing in this convo))

LFMAOAOSHAHAJA SEICHIRO KAGI your aegislash era fr I’m laughing to hard every time you say something like this and make a painfully obvious character reference by changing like one letter of their name I cry my eyes out from laughter it’s so funny to me

TRUEEEEE OMG we could fr get episode Karasu out here you should actually just write and draw it im sure it would cook so hard (wait speaking of have I ever seen you draw Karasu/have you ever drawn Karasu….i fear we may need a visual in the near future….if you have time ofc…)

SO REAL FOR THAT LITERALLY any pairing of nagi platonic or ship that isn’t reo is like sending peoples worlds off axis (i somehow forgot how the exact saying goes as I tried to edit the phrase but you get what i mean)

No that’s actually insane like I’ve also seen people straight up refuse to look interact or like buy from small artists who don’t like reo/nagireo and they full on like deep dive background check people for any nagireo hate and im like it’s NOT that deep what the fuck but anyways nagi rin so true they have some interactions in pwc too (where nagis like damn you have no friends huh rin as if he should be talking LMFOAOA but they’re so funny but the parallels from before too ugh so much potential) but LMAOA NO FR I don’t ship either but I’m also surprised at Isagi nagi not being more popular?? Isagi and his chemical reactions LMFAOO but he does always praise nagi for that sooo Wait also back to nagi rin it’s even better when you factor in all the recent talk about genius vs prodigy because according to the manga it’s like a genius is someone born with an innate talent that can’t be learned or trained but a prodigy is some who has an advantage at learning/mastering things and adapting using their knowledge or something (I think er) but based on what we’ve seen about rin and how he wasn’t naturally as gifted as sae based off their performances in their childhood pre blue lock rin almost feels more like a prodigy I mean esp compared to nagi right so more parallels anyways

LMFAOAOSOAOAO you really said Aiku only looks good from a distance (real I think so too) but FR the otoya glazing from the studio is actually crazy because I never would’ve expected it??? I’m not complaining though I love it I know barous moment will be majestic too (yk I’m always a little off put by the fact that no one from tabieitaken scored a goal like damn we got Isagi (ofc) and then ranks 1,2,6 but where’s 3,4,5….anyways…)

LMFAO DIFF BREED /NEG IS SO FUNNY but real that’s also why I generally just stay far far away from ship discourse but it’s unfortunately almost like 90% of what people like to talk about sigh and they’re usually insane so….our convos are really like a breath of fresh air LMAOOO

YAY stay warm too!! I’d assume it’s generally getting colder and sorta entering sick season too and WAHOO almost holiday time!!!

LMAOAOA YEAH I think at that point you hadn’t edited it (I could be wrong) but I also distinctly remember the octopus TikTok (I hope ykwim) that was so funny I love these Easter eggs proud to be a miraverse expert wait also what’s even funnier is I’m pretty certain we talked about y/n and Hiori ganging up on Karasu so lowk it works

ALSO ok I know the carnivorous pegasi thing was really funny but I actually think the idea cooks like genuinely…ngl I shied away from the fantasy au option for your event (and actually just reading in general) only because I had in mind like the typical like idk arpg knight dragon fighting group journey sorta thing which Im not the biggest fan of like it’s not BAD but it’s not something I’m particularly drawn to yk but the whole pegasi equestrian idea is actually so unique and I love the way that it’s still fantasy (for obvious reasons) but doesn’t feel SO outlandish or cliche like it’s the perfect balance between a normal world system plus fantasy if you get what I’m saying so KEEP COOKING IDK IF ITS SAE IM EATING UP THE PEGASI IDEA lowk maybe I should’ve tried for a more interesting typing to see what you’d cook oops (also SAE NEXT??? YOURE ON AN OPP STREAK WITH THIS EVENT LMAOOOO)

- Karasu anon

HAHAH i miss him too…i’d say it’s been forever since i wrote him but tbh it’s been forever since i wrote ANYONE so that’s not really saying much LMAOOO anyways yeah i think in a more traditional story with that trope yukimiya would make more sense but given the specific vibe of the story karasu actually fits better?? there’s actually other aspects to megumi’s character in the story that fit karasu more too (for example he has an older sister [yayoi feature??], he’s from a different country than everyone else so he used to have a different manner of speaking until he was basically forced into adopting the accent everyone else has, he likes telling stories about mythology [karasu likes literature and world history iirc] LIKE HE’S ACTUALLY MORE LIKE KARASU THAN HIMSELF IT’S HILARIOUS omg wait he actually also calls somebody mediocre at one point KLHFSD CANNOT MAKE THIS UP)

ok so he was literally destined to be karasu SLKDHF i’m lowkey cracking up at this i clearly have two (2) types: sassy dark spiky haired asshole with sweetheart tendencies and quiet light fluffy haired cutie pies who are way more talented/stronger than you’d expect

IT’S ALWAYS THAT DEEP FOR ME LMAOOOO and yeah i love seeing him starting to open up and make friends with the other players like yuki, chigiri, isagi, etc i feel so proud of him 🥹 agreed i think people can sometimes overlook him being friends with other characters even more than they do with reo…side note but i feel like i see a lot of posts on tumblr and tik tok that are like memes (obviously) but they’re like chigiri making fun of nagi because he’s team reo (if that makes sense?? i hope yk what i’m referring to) however imo chigiri would pick nagi between the two of them?? he was with nagi for way longer in second selection and they seemed to actually get along and be really good friends (especially in episode nagi but even in the main manga) meanwhile when chigiri was with reo he was mega emo so chigiri mostly just hung out with kunigami HAHA and based on the additional times i think chigiri lowkey thinks reo is kind of a freak 😭 but maybe that’s just me being biased towards nagi ANYWAYS

HELPPP the bangs get longer and longer as they go until finally they completely cover the eyes (niko) PLEASE niko as kevin jonas (i think that’s his name) is killing me lowkey valid though

PLEASE nagi11 is just me because i value nagi above all else…anyways YES omg shidou and karasu anon bffs era?? LMAO that would be shidou’s dream actually SDLKJH someone finally accepting his wingman services HAHA okay wait imagine bachira trying to help otoya though 😭 absolute chaos i think that would actually lead to otoya’s reformation somehow

i really do think gege just got tired of the story atp like he just wanted to finish it and be done with it because there’s really no other reason for why he just wrapped it up so quickly yk?? agreed there were so many loose ends but also it didn’t feel like anything changed??? like they’re still going on missions and fighting curses truly nothing except sukuna being gone really shifted which doesn’t feel satisfying to me whatsoever

RIGHT IT’S CRAZY people think karasu is my fav because of how much i’ve written for him and like don’t get me wrong karasu is def #bfnumbertwo but like…nagi…SDKFJHSK i need to write for him more but i think specifically because of how picky i am with his characterization and whatnot i find him really difficult to put in Situations unlike karasu who lends himself very well to Situations…like imagine nagi in freaky friday for example he truly just would not care abt being in someone else’s body he’d just be like “ok” 😭 and oh i think i have read that one actually!! way back when i was like first getting into bllk and was too scared to write for it myself so a while ago fs

yeah the title throws me off it just feels like it’d be catered towards men somehow which i try to avoid so no plans of really watching it but yeah the actual idgaf colliding with rin’s fake idgaf would be SOOOO funny and a more pi-type tullia would also be hilarious…help imagine her and shidou beefing at family reunions (because shidou just shows up alongside sae) OR alternatively imagine the itoshi extended family is also crazy so they’re at like an itoshi reunion and everyone is being all weird and…itoshi-like?? and tullia + shidou have to make a “only normal people here” alliance to make it through the night

OKAY wait i think i phrased that weirdly HAHHA i’m trying to think of who i would put reader with in a story where tullia and rin is the side couple because i wouldn’t write tullia as the mc ykwim so i would need a main love interest for reader in order to have tullia and rin on the side….that’s why i was like yeah i think it would have to be nagi because if i make karasu the reader’s love interest then someone like hiori or otoya would make more sense than rin for tullia meanwhile if i’m going the other way and trying to pick a love interest for reader based on rin it’s 99% opps (sae, isagi, etc) or characters i’m not really attracted to (bachira, hiori) so i wouldn’t be able to write an entire story for them…tullia and yukimiya would actually be cute though hm…HELP I AM NOT INFORMED IN THAT LORE did somebody just go around requesting a rin and sae love triangle to a bunch of authors?? ngl personally i find it awkward for a love triangle to be with siblings idk why especially when the siblings’ relationship is ruined because of some random girl ykwim 😭 i think the only way i’ve ever conceived of something similar to that is that one au i made the smaus for where it was meant to be a play on the reverse harem genre but none of the other love interests hold up on further inspection and in it sae only loves the mc because she’s the top women’s soccer player so he feels like he should?? don’t get me wrong he absolutely thinks he likes her but she’s like erm no you just like what i represent meanwhile rin only likes her because he knows sae likes her and so he thinks that if she likes him back it’ll be another way of him proving himself to sae (again he’s not really aware of this and it’s less sinister with him because he also does genuinely admire her but the ROOT of him liking her is that) but it’s not really a love triangle because she ends up with neither of them 🧐 the only love interests in that au that don’t have weird motivations for liking her are nagi and karasu (surprise…) where nagi just thinks she’s really nice (we love a #personalityvaluingking) and karasu doesn’t care that she’s a girl he just appreciates her talents (there’s like a whole arc that’s literally her getting over hating every single male soccer player under 20 and the catalyst for it is nagi because he’s not a jerk and then karasu furthers it because he doesn’t judge or talk down to) actually ironically in that au tullia’s love interest is originally isagi but then it kinda shifts to barou??? which is interesting to me…barou and tullia feels like rin and tullia on crack like they’re BOTH beefing with people constantly but then they’re also the most healthy couple somehow 😭

HELPP i am praying for your technology curse to be lifted…agreed the website is kinda eh i never use it on my phone i only really go on it on my ipad when i’m trying to do formatting stuff and post writing because the app sucks for that

i feel like (karasu glazing aside) dark funky spiky hair is a pretty typical anime design?? like there’s that one guy from haikyuu who i see people reblogging (idk his name i just call him fake karasu), megumi, etc etc so it doesn’t feel as weird and random meanwhile w kaiser it’s like what 😭 the haircut is crazy WHO allowed ness to cook fr DSKLJHF GET HIM OUT OF THE KITCHEN

HAHAH I LOVE BEING INTELLECTUAL like i know it’s just fanfiction but i love layering deeper meanings and themes and whatnot into my stories and it makes it so much fun to talk about with people…i could go ON about pomegranate ink and everything in that story i feel like just because of its length there’s so much happening in it to the point that even now when i reread it i’m like “omg i didn’t even mean for that to connect to this thing that happens later but it DOES” tbh there aren’t a lot of stories like that in the bllk fandom it’s mostly smaus/short one shots/headcanons which yeah are fun to read but for ME they’re kinda like eating potato chips?? not as satisfying which is why i prefer just writing my own unnecessarily complex stories and then just reading the shorter ones for fun if i have time

I ACTUALLY HAVEN’T DRAWN KARASU i think technically i sketched his outfit in pursuit but that doesn’t really count…okay i took a five minute break from answering this to sketch him quickly #episodekarasu hehe he’s just a silly baby chick also his hair is really annoying but i didn’t feel like putting effort into figuring it out so uh this is what we get….like i said done in five mins so it is in fact horrible BUT at least now karasu has officially entered the miraverse artistically as well

IT LOWKEY BOTHERS ME i don’t complain about it because i’m not a whiner and also because it’s kind of unpopular but i do think a lot of people boil nagi’s character down to reo (and vice versa but i don’t care abt reo quite as much so) it’s kind of the same with shidou actually like you’ll never see a post talking about him and karasu or anything like that because he doesn’t exist in fandom outside the context of sae it’s like…come on now guys…they talk to other people and have other friends and interactions let’s discuss THAT also i was talking to somebody and i think the reason why i like “rare”pairs/duos (like nagirin, tabiryu [is that their official duo name?? idt they even have one so i’m just calling them that from now on]) is because you really have to understand the characters to explain why it makes sense ☝🏻 like it’s so so easy for people to create fanon characterizations or just straight up mischaracterize nagi when talking about nagireo because it’s SUCH a popular ship and has canon basis so you don’t need to create believability?? whereas with something like nagirin i have to go down to the basics of their characters in order to explain why they work really well together…same w tabiryu like when i was presenting my case to jeirin i had to pull up panels of shidou getting pissed at rin and talking about how he hates his freedom being restricted and then comparing that to him being like 😄 when karasu is bossing him around in bm vs pxg HAHAHA like yeah it’s easy to just say whatever about shidou and reduce him to being 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 if you’re discussing him and sae but if you’re trying to convince the public that he and karasu are actually bffs (kind of) you have to really go deeper…i think that’s why rarepair fics also tend to be better written on the whole (it’s why i only ever read stories for rare pairs if i’m reading ship fic) anyways long story short i love looking at unusual dynamics in stories but people sometimes take it personally so if i ever post about it i’m always quick to add a bazillion disclaimers (i was SO scared making the post that i think shidou and karasu have a diff relationship than shidou w the rest of the bllkers as well as shidou w sae because i could already envision people coming into my comments and being like “erm NO shidou is NOT freaky with karasu he doesn’t CARE about karasu he’s only like that with SAE ITOSHI 🤓☝🏻” LMAOOOO like no i don’t think he’s being WEIRD with karasu but i do think that he holds karasu in a higher regard than the other blue lockers…no idea why but it’s canon to me #cryaboutit (also he’s very real for that like i’m fr a shidou kin in that sense SDKLJFH if karasu told me to shut up i simply would!! and i’d be happy about it too!!)

PEOPLE GO CRAZY ABOUT SHIPS IN SUCH WEIRD WAYS it reminds me of jjk where people would cancel artists for shipping gojohime??? like bro is the art is good it’s good why do you care…i used to be scared to reblog smth that wasn’t a popular ship (i liked utahime back in the day and the best utahime artists are in fact usually gojohime shippers) but now idgaf if people want to fight they can fight!! <- me when i reblogged a nagisagi art the other day LMAOOO listen it was fire sorry i don’t ship but i also shouldn’t need to justify that?? like if i think something is pretty i’m going to rb idk why people expect like paragraphs of “omg i DON’T ship this but it was just SO good i was FORCED to reblog like i was held at GUNPOINT but I DEFINITELY do NOT ship” SHUT UPPP goofy asf why do y’all care sm 😭 anyways yeah isagi is lowkey nagi’s number one glazer i feel like in ANY other anime they would def be super popular but oh well…anyways yes i think i mentioned that wayyy back in the beginning when we started talking with how i would want rin to be a second lead to nagi because i think that would actually be the most tortuous thing he could ever endure especially because nagi is a genius (i think i used the word prodigy but in the general sense not bllk sense i meant it the way bllk refers to geniuses though) and rin isn’t?? or isn’t as much?? but yet he still looks down on nagi even though i think nagi is eventually going to surpass him (my prediction is that by the end of the manga that top three will be isagi barou and nagi…they have been there from the START of the manga and have consistently been highlighted as well as they feel more like isagi’s actual rivals whereas rin is more of an obstacle [they call each other rivals in-story but isagi fr just says anything so that doesn’t mean they’re NARRATIVELY rivals yk]) but in a nagi PLUS rin way i think that def adds to their dynamic of like each of them having what the other unknowingly wants SKDJHDSH NAGI RIN PARALLELS WORLD DOMINATION

aiku looks better the further you are from him fr and that honestly is such an oaeu line i feel like karasu or someone would say that (lowkey barou in a particularly hater mood too) but yeah the studio LOVESSS OTOYA??? i’m here for it though #miraeita also side note the way he called darai an idiot was so karasu somehow?? idk how to describe it but bro has definitely gotten meaner i think he’s been spending too much time with karasu because now they’re both assholes 😭 not that otoya was ever NICE but ykwim

every time i consider deleting tumblr because the people in the fandom are too annoying i literally just wait until you send an ask and then i’m like phew yes normal people do exist it’s CRAZY why are people so weird 😭 also wait this is just something really funny i’ve noticed but maybe because the fandom is so small there’s like…friend groups?? IDK HOW TO DESCRIBE IT i almost made a post abt it but i have mutuals in both of the main groups i’ve noticed and i don’t want to seem like an opp or anything and i also DON’T want to get involved in either group because erm i can’t say it aloud without seeming bitchy but uh…let’s just say that both groups have consistent takes and thoughts that i find by and large #goofyahh but anyways there’s like one really large group that seems to consist of mostly 16 and under fans and then there’s another group of like…kaiser fans?? i think?? and they are the BIGGEST haters you will ever see on this earth KJSDHF PLEASE TELL ME YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT IT’S CRAZY TO ME BECAUSE LIKE I’LL LOOK AT THE NOTES OF ONE OF MY MUTUAL’S IN EITHER GROUP’S POSTS AND IT’S THE SAME PEOPLE EVERY TIME actually cracks me up lowkey like this fandom is so unserious anyways lowkey may delete this paragraph once you’ve responded because i don’t want proof and evidence of my haterism to remain on here (not that i think most people are reading all of this anyways but jic) but suffice to say i feel like i post a lot for bllk because i love it but i don’t interact with many posts anymore besides like…episode screen caps that i reblog…HAHA

YESS IT HAS BEEN GETTING CHILLY AS OF LATE!! i don’t like the cold but even i’m saying finally just because global warming is going crazy…why was i wearing shorts and a tank top and feeling FINE on halloween?? i used to have to wear coats over my costumes 😭 but omg yes it is entering sick season as well and i have such a frail immune system that i always get something or another but usually it doesn’t happen until december and then it’s kinda nice because i have nothing else to do so i can just cuddle with my dogs and some blankets on the couch and be all nice and cozy and invalid and wallowing

I DO REMEMBER THE OCTUPUS TIK TOK i don’t even remember what it was but i just remember i sent you a funny tik tok that perfectly described the vibes of the aquarium date HAHAH and yeah i do think it was like y/n and hiori making karasu pet the manta rays and stuff with them and him freaking out LMAO they are fr the biggest bullies but it’s okay because karasu kind of deserves it…my strongest fwtkac memory though is when we realized that yukimiya is one cm taller than karasu LMAOOOO it’s the most perfect thing ever because realistically would anyone gaf NO but fwtkac karasu (actually just miraverse karasu in general because they always end up in that one sided beef) CRASHES OUT abt it LMAOOO also somewhat related but all of the moments with karasu standing next to yukimiya crack me up because yeah they both look so handsome together hehe but also it makes the miraverse karasu vs yukimiya one sided beef funnier as there is NO canonical reason for it to continuously keep happening but it DOES 😭

i think the carnivorous pegasi thing is partially just funny because of how random it is?? like as an idea i think it’s cool it’s just very errrr out of left field LKSDJHF someone already commented on the post and said they’d want to read it + the request is from one of my mutuals who isn’t SUPER into bllk and just wanted to make a request to be supportive so i do think i’m going to continue with the idea especially because i already wrote over 2k words for it and i don’t feel like deleting and coming up with smth new sooo we will be getting carnivorous pegasi racing au!! listen no one can ever say i’m unoriginal i do not think those words have ever been put together in that order before (and if another carnivorous pegasi racing au comes out before i post mine i will be calling plagiarism)…i do think that that’s the vibe that most people were EXPECTING when they requested fantasy (like royalty, knights and dragons and wizards etc) but i find those kinda boring and repetitive?? i wanted to do smth different that was still TECHNICALLY fantasy (like kaiser being an angel or the characters racing pegasi) but different kinds of fantasy than what your mind automatically goes to (that’s why i made the event request format very general…i wanted the freedom to cook up my own ideas while still doing what other people wanted if that makes sense??) but YESSS okay it’s so silly but i do think i’m pretty good at writing sae like he’s unfortunately really really easy for me to write which is annoying because he’s definitely an opp but like idk smth about him just fits with the miraverse male lead conventions super well he also handles Situations super nicely…idt anyone else could pull off being the male lead of a rivals to lovers carnivorous pegasi racing au but he’s taking it with grace so props to him for that

IF YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOU CAN!! just send it in a separate ask ofc so i can respond once i get around to writing it but idm if you change since i haven’t even begun to write it yet…i already had to replace one of the requests because the person who made the reo req deactivated their account and i was like ok well i feel like it would be kinda unfair if i write a request for someone who isn’t even on tumblr and ergo will never see it so i opened up reqs again for like half a day and said the first person in can come up w something to replace it LMAOO so now instead of reo + childhood friends to lovers and angst we have enemies to lovers/love triangle with hiori (and yukimiya as a second lead) so yeah feel free to change your tropes or the character you want or whatever HAHA it’ll probably be a while before i get to yours (i still have to finish this sae one and then idk what i’ll do next so) so you def have a bit to mull it over if you want

[potsiespoons]

[Image description below the cut.]

Here’s the first installment in a new series I’m doing about getting to know the Americans with Disabilities Act! The first step in fighting for our rights is knowing them, so here’s to arming ourselves with knowledge! 💪

Image description: The first is a pink image that says, “Getting to know the Americans with Disabilities Act (Ada) A simplified guide by PotsieSpoons” The second is a blue image that says “The ADA was passed in 1990 and amended in 2008. It was created to give those with disabilities legal recourse against discrimination. Before the ADA, disabled individuals had NO legal foothold to fight discrimination. Its purpose was to create clear, consistent, strong, and enforceable standards to prevent discrimination.” The third is a yellow image that says, “Fun fact! Two different Supreme Court cases muddled the intent of the ADA and caused lower courts (states) to RESTRICT protections that the ADA has originally put in place. In particular, the standards to qualify as a disabled person were made too high and difficult to reach.” Below this is a measuring stick with a hand pointing to the top and the words, “You must be this tall to be disabled!” An angry Potsie stands next to it, saying, “Seriously?!” The final is a purple image that says, “The ADA was meant to be BROAD to protect as many people as possible, so the amended act removed those strict definitions and high standards.” Below this is Potsie with the measuring stick—a hand is flicking it away while Potsie sticks her tongue out at it.

[akaluan]

Lilacs/DE crossover

((More like eighth time the charm, fucking hell.))

"Kisuke, you never told me you had a son," Erich said as he strode into the room, the corners of his mouth tilted up /just enough/ that Kisuke knew his lover was teasing instead of angry.

"I'm not /this/ Urahara's son!" a voice protested, the man trailing into the room after Erich. "I am entirely certain I explained this to you already. I'm from another uni—" the man cut of his words at the sight of Kisuke, pale gaze turning conflicted.

Kisuke blinked and stared at the newcomer /hard/. The resemblance was /uncanny/, especially when the man gave him an awkward half-smile that Kisuke recognized from seeing his /own/ reflection at times. "Another universe, huh?" Unless the man was lying, and Kisuke simply was unaware of any children he might have had.

Except... no. The man had threads of /Kisuke's/ reiatsu woven through his signature. /Fresh/ threads at that, and Kisuke /knew/ he hadn't put them there.

"Several, at this point," the man admitted wryly with a casual shrug that had Erich huffing in exasperation. The man shot Erich a confused look, then focused back on Kisuke again. "Turns out, finding your way back home is... /difficult/ once you start messing around with alternative dimensions."

Kisuke ran the idea through his mind; he had never experimented with alternate dimensions, but the idea that one could become /lost/... it made sense. A horrible sort of sense, but it made sense.

"You're taking this quite well for a man who may never find /his/ home again," Erich said, moving around the table and slotting himself at Kisuke's side, their shoulders brushing and their legs pressed together.

(Possessive, for Erich.)

Kisuke let a bit of reiatsu slip free to settle over his lover, and couldn't resist the /smile/ when Erich's reiatsu wove through his own, tangling them together and making their signatures blur.

The stranger's strangled /whine/ drew Kisuke's attention away from Erich; the man's head was ducked away, his pale skin /scarlet/ to the very tips of his ears. Kisuke threw his head back and laughed.

(Getting that reaction was /priceless/, no matter /which/ teen he could wring it out of!)

(Interesting that the response reminded him more of /Uryuu/ than anyone, though.)

"Not used to displays of affection?" Erich asked coolly, pouring himself some tea and settling to lean against Kisuke.

"My father isn't— he doesn't have—" the man stumbled over his words, unable to look at either of them, before squaring his shoulders and blurting out, "My father hasn't been in a relationship as long as I've know him, and the last several iterations were the same!"

Kisuke chuckled at the embarrassed edge in the man's voice. The other /definitely/ reminded him of the teens. "Come, sit, before the two of us strain our necks looking up at you. A name would also be appreciated."

"Urahara Kaito," the man said as he reluctantly closed the gap and settled across from them at the little table. He blinked a bit when Erich leaned forward to pour some tea for him, automatically accepting it with a quiet thanks. He fidgeted with the cup for a moment, staring at the tea before taking a sip and grimacing a bit at the flavor.

(Kisuke could understand. Erich preferred European blends, strong and rich, instead of the subtler green teas that Kisuke tended to drink.)

"Urahara Kaito," Kisuke murmured, testing the name. "An interesting choice."

Kaito shrugged awkwardly, setting the tea down and looking up. "Mother named m—" he stopped, a frown furrowing his brows, and leaned forward to peer more closely at the two of them. The blush still stained his cheeks, but the light in Kaito's grey eyes was one that Kisuke absolutely recognized.

(He'd seen it reflected in his own eyes, and in Erich's too, caught in the thrall of a discovery.)

(Oh dear.)

"Is he a /Quincy/?" Kaito breathed, almost reverent as he leaned in a bit more. "Father, how did you find a /living/ Quincy? I thought—"

"I'm hardly /living/," Erich cut in sharply, drawing Kaito's gaze away from their tangled reiatsu and to him proper. "I died several decades ago."

Kaito's eyes widened then narrowed thoughtfully, the fingers of one hand drumming lightly on the table. "And you survived /clown-face/? Or—" he glanced towards Kisuke, a hopeful light in his eyes "—was Kurotsuchi never a problem here? Did— did he—"

Kisuke grimaced and looked away, unable to meet that hope when he could say /nothing/.

"I killed him when he attempted to approach my great-grandson," Erich said. He watched the way Kaito's shoulders slumped at the confirmation, then offered, "I am sorry."

"No, it's... I figure it's one of those /commonalities/ at this point," Kaito admitted darkly, before visibly gathering himself and looking back up. "My father dealt with /our/ version soon after he realized what that monster was up to."

"But far too late." Kisuke grimaced at the way his words made Kaito wince; that was all the confirmation he needed. Erich leaned against him more firmly, reiatsu coiling tight in silent support, and Kisuke was unspeakably thankful that the man returned his affections.

"If I may," Kaito said, looking at Erich again, "your great-grandson..?"

Erich hesitated, then shrugged and took a sip of his tea. "Uryuu. Though he calls me his uncle when we're out in the living world."

"Him and practically all the /other/ kids you've adopted," Kisuke couldn't resist adding, even though it earned him an elbow to the ribs. "Don't let him fool you!" he told his alternate's son cheerfully. "Erich might look grumpy, but he's been training all four of the teens, along with Kurosaki-kun's little sisters."

Erich shot him a bland look. "As have you."

"Mou, because you told me it was a condition of learning from you!" Kisuke kept part of his attention on Kaito as he and Erich bantered, watching the flickering emotions in the other's eyes.

(Why was Erich's Quincy heritage so /important/ to him?)

"It was either that or put up with your incessant questions," Erich rebutted, then turned his sharp gaze on Kaito again. "Besides the shock of an unknown Quincy, why is my heritage relevant?"

Kaito stared at Erich in silence, then slowly raised his left hand and folded his fingers into a grip that Kisuke recognized. A black bow shimmered into existence, more /real/ than anything he'd seen a Quincy create outside of Erich's weapons, to the point where it even /clacked/ against the table with a sound of wood-on-wood.

"Because," Kaito told them softly, letting go of the bow and resting his hands on his thighs once more. "It seems that, no matter the world, father will always find a Quincy to call his own. Even if only for a short while."

Kisuke swallowed, gaze moving from the distinctive bow and up to Kaito's carefully blank features.

(A hybrid soul. A /naturally/ hybrid soul.)

"What do you mean, ‘even if only for a short while'?" Erich asked sharply.

Kaito's lips twisted into a parody of a smile. "Well, what else can I say, when Aizen's schemes chased him from Soul Society before he could become aware of my existence?" There was no condemnation in his tone, only bland recitation of facts. "If mother even intended on telling him. It wasn't like either of them were honest about who they were."

(A naturally hybrid soul, left to fend for himself in the aftermath of Kisuke fleeing.)

(Oh hell.)

(It was a miracle the man survived.)

[mediawhorefics]

lil fun life update for y’all : my laptop fucking died on me which is 🙃 so now it’s at the repair shop and i have no idea when im getting it back. it’s truly amazing timing! just as i switched to a less hours job to have more time to work on my novel, i now lose my greatest novel writing tool! and as i lose financial security, i now have a big repair expense ! the irony wow 🙃🙃🙃 it’s so great!!!

[r0zyp0zy0zy]

✾K.E.- Dirty Secret☼✶

Masterlist

Words: 2400

Warnings: oral, masterbation, accidental voyeurism, body worship, Kiri just lusting over you

Pairing: Kirishima Eijiro x FEM!reader

Summary: Kirishima has a dirty secret, and you accidentally find out what it is

Here you are! Hope you like it :) {also I’m posting this on mobile so I hope the formatting isn’t too weird}

===NSFW UNDER THE CUT===

Kirishima Eijiro didn't have very many dirty secrets he didn't tell you about, but this one was a dirty, dirty secret. You, under any and all circumstances, could not know about this particular secret. Period. He felt so ashamed and unmanly about it that he couldn't even tell Bakugo about it.

Kirishima knew you since the first year of UA, and he had taken a liking to you quite quickly. He only realized that he fell hard for you when you nearly got kidnapped along with Bakugo when the LOV attacked at the training camp. That wasn't the main secret, but another secret he was keeping from you nonetheless. Hormones are such a bitch sometimes, and his boy brain, riddled with depression and anxiety, had come to realize that you were very sexually appealing to him. It was actually kinda sad when the soft moans of your name left his lips every other night, but he couldn't help it.

You were just so damn attractive.

Immediately after his sessions, post orgasm clarity haunted his thoughts. He felt so bad about it, and sometimes when the guilt was too much he had to take away his own masturbation rights for a week. He would also give you little (apology) gifts so he wouldn't feel as bad. But he couldn't stop. He tried, he really did, to watch porn. He even matched the actress to your looks! But it didn't work. The horny monsters in his brain weren't fooled.

Being in the dorms was a bit of a hassle. The walls were thin, noise outside his room was eminent, and people tended to barge in whenever they pleased. So it was rare that he would reach down his pants unless it was in the middle of the night when no one was to disturb him. But today, most of the guys were out to the gym (Kirishima liked to call them gym dates, but Bakugo didn't like that all too much), and the corridor outside his room was void of loud noises. He had flaked because he was desperately hard due to his past week of guilt, and he needed relief as soon as he was able.

"Fuck," Kirishima mumbled as he cupped his groin. He pulled up your most recent Instagram post on his phone, and bit his lip.

It didn't matter if you were doing anything suggestive in your photo, because just seeing your face was enough. But holy, this picture was speaking to him on another wavelength. You were on your balcony (the caption was some shit about missing being home), and the sun shone off of your hair. He always loved it when you posted full body photos, or at least his dick did. He swiped through your post, a long whistle leaving his lips when he came across a picture with your tongue out.

Kirishima popped the button on his shorts and dragged down the zipper, giving him some breathing room. He slid down his boxers along with his shorts, letting them pool at his ankles. His cock twitched, drooling clear pre-cum. He wasted no time collecting it on his finger, and he spread it across his glans. A low groan escaped his lips as he impatiently rutted his hips upwards, sending a shiver down his spine.

He scrolled to the next photo, and he choked on a gasp. You were in a two-piece bathing suit, (a rare sight for him), and your hips were accentuated by the high waisted bottoms. Your bikini top was tiny, and your back was arched in a laugh. He quickly screenshotted it, scared that you might archive the post at any moment. He was getting into a nice rhythm, and he balanced his phone on his bedpost. His feet were still tangled with his shorts when he leaned down and rutted against his comforter. His shoulders were touching his mattress and his knees were planted, ass slightly lifted, giving himself enough room to grip his cock in his hand.

"God, fuck, you're so beautiful," he moaned, flicking his wrist. Kirishima didn't process the door opening and he continued to thrust into his hand, letting a guttural moan slip past his lips. He buried his nose into his pillow, and scrunched his eyes shut. "Shit, y/n. Juuust like that, baby."

"K-Kirishima-?" You stuttered, stood frozen at his door with a container of cookies in your hands.

His eyes immediately shot open, connecting with yours in an uncomfortable stare. He swore under his breath, and fumbled to shuffle his quilt around himself, dropping his phone on the floor in the process.

"I— uhm. I just—," Kirishima panicked, reaching for his phone, which was facing up. He prayed to every god that you hadn't seen your face on his screen, and he shut off his phone as quickly as he could. "I'm not a pervert I swear!!"

You laid down the cookies on his desk, and closed the door behind you. "Were you— were you doing what I thought you were doing?"

"D-depends..." he stuttered, "er— yes. I was uh, jerking off..."

"Not that part," you mumbled. "I meant like.. what you were looking at on your phone." Your face was just as flushed as his, and you couldn't believe that you forgot to knock before coming into your crush's room.

Kirishima's face paled in fear, and he scrambled to explain himself, "sorry! I am so sorry, y/n. That was so unmanly of me, a-and I know I don't have the— I know that I can't— I just, ugh. I'm so disgusting for that, and you can hit me as hard as you want. I don't deserve to be a hero—."

"Woah, woah, take a deep breath, Kiri-kun!" you waved your hands at him. "Calm down, don't panic. I'm not gonna run away."

He felt tears wetting his eyelashes, and he took a breath like you said. He realized that he was shaking in embarrassment and fear. He pulled his fingers through his hair and took a few more deep breaths, keeping his eyes glued to the floor.

"I- I just-," Kirishima collected himself, "yes. It's exactly what you think. I get that you probably hate me and everything now—."

"Hey, hey," you interrupted, clamping a hand over his mouth before you could think. "I don't hate you, Kiri. Far from it, actually. I'm honoured that you think I'm attractive enough to, y'know..." you pulled your hand away from his face, and he looked up at you in disbelief and hope.

"T-that was still gross of me..." Kirishima dragged.

"Not really. Well— ok, if it was anyone else it would've been weird," you flushed.

Kirishima looked up at you with round eyes, wishing that meant you liked him back. He couldn't help but steal glances at your lips, and he got reminded that yes, he was in fact still hard. His dick twitched as he thought of you leaning forward and kissing him, straddling his lap.

"I can't think straight right now," Kirishima breathed, imagining you in your bikini in front of him. Oh how he'd run his hands down the sides of your beautiful body...

"That's ok, I wouldn't expect you to," you assured, not really knowing what to do with yourself in this moment. In all honesty, you swelled with pride at the fact that Kirishima, your crush, liked you back. In your Instagram post, you had snuck the last picture in just for him, (even if he didn't know it). You were feeling confident in the photo, and courage ran through your veins.

"How long?" You asked, kneeling in front of Kirishima to lock eyes with him.

"—wha..?" Kiri shook his head to clear away his daydream, blushing hard when he realized your position.

"How long have you been... jerking off to me?" You asked again shyly.

Kirishima choked on his spit, not expecting your question, "uh, probably around the training camp a couple years back..." he said bashfully. He didn't want to mention the part where he saw you in just a towel when he was trying to drag Mineta from the girls' bathing rooms.

"That long, huh?" You giggled nervously. "C-can you show me what you do when you think about me?"

Kirishima's eyebrows shot up into his hairline, and his piercing red eyes locked onto your e/c ones. He nodded shakily, slowly peeling away his blanket. He looked away in embarrassment as he gripped his leaking cock and pumped his length a few times, swallowing his moans. He glanced back over to you through his bangs, and his breath hitched when he saw that your shirt was off. Your bra was mediocre; just a casual black. Kirishima wanted to know if you matched your panties with them, and he squeaked out a groan.

"T-this is ok, right?" You questioned sheepishly, trying not to make direct eye contact with his pretty cock.

"Fuck yeah," the red head whispered, grazing his eyes over your exposed skin. His wandering eyes made you cower a little, and you questioned your bravery.

You slid your hands around your stomach in a movement that was supposed to be unnoticeable, but Kiri grabbed your forearms to pull them away.

"S-sorry!" He panicked, "I just— don't want you to feel embarrassed in front of me. Here, is it ok if we switch positions?"

He smiled once you nodded, and he helped you onto his bed. His cheeks hurt from smiling, but he couldn't stop. He was now sat between your legs, and he gently pulled them apart.

"It's only fair if you get naked too, right?" Kirishima's lip quirked as he ran his hands along your thighs. He slid off your pants/skirt once you agreed, and he gulped anxiously. He had never been this close to you before, and it was nerve wracking. You were so much more gorgeous up close.

Kirishima scooted closer to your pelvis, and he tried to ignore his twitching cock. He focused on leaning up, and he gave you a sweet peck on the lips. You smiled shyly and leaned in again for another, and this time he needily sucked on your lower lip. His hands snaked around to your back, and fiddled with your bra clasp. He didn't want to tear his lips from yours, but he desperately wanted your bra off. Kirishima jumped a bit when he felt your hands on his, and he was about to pull away and apologize. Instead of swatting him away, you gripped the clasp and undid it yourself. He pulled away from the kiss only to watch you teasingly slip the bra straps off of your shoulders. When the piece of clothing hit the floor, he let you guide his big hands to your breasts. He gently squeezed, experimenting with his movements.

Kirishima loved the way you moaned gently at his touch, smiling and biting his lip, "you're so, so beautiful, y/n-chan. I can't believe this is happening..."

"Kiri," you whimpered, "do you really think so?"

"Of course!" He smiled up at you, "even when I just thought of you as a friend a few years ago. But being up close like this, you're even more pretty."

You smiled shakily at Kirishima, and put your hands over his. He leaned closer to kiss you again, finding peace with your lips. His cock jumped, reminding him that he was staining his blanket with pre-cum.

"Fuck, y/n, can I taste you? You smell so good," he growled, looking up at you while fiddling with your underwear. Kiri's cheeks were flushed adorably, and his teeth gently bit his lower lip.

"Please Kiri," you whispered, spreading your legs a little more.

"Call me Eijiro," he said gruffly, pulling down your panties as fast as he could without hurting you. "Please."

"Shit, Eijiro," you gasped as he leaned you back, gliding his fingers over your folds. He gave you a soft kiss before going back down and licking a stripe up your heat, flicking your clit a few times.

"Goddamn you taste so much better than I imagined, babe," he grinned up at you, sliding one of his fingers inside of your flower. He added another one quickly after, enjoying your pleased moans immensely. He suckled on your clit harshly, burring his face deeper between your legs.

"E-eiji," you whimpered, gripping the roots of his hair tightly, pulling him closer as you desperately ground your pelvis against his tongue. Your face was buzzing with warmth, and your mouth couldn't be kept shut. "Please, please that feels so good~."

"Yeah, you like that, babe?" Eijiro grumbled, "does my beautiful girl feel good because of this tongue? Yeah, fuck y/n you taste so good," he growled against your pussy, fingers still shoving in and out of your sopping hole, "god, your noises sound so fucking cute."

"Hah~," you cried loudly, legs shaking and clenching as Kiri ravished your cunt. "E-eij-Eijiro! Oh shit, Eiji I'm so c-close!"

"Mmmph," he growled louder. "Come on, babe, you can do it, cum around my fingers whenever you're ready. Fuck you're so beautiful like this."

You sobbed out his name again, blubbering 'please' and 'more' until he couldn't understand a word you were saying. "Ooh, fuckfuckfuckkk, please Eiji I'm gonna— I'm so— hah- so close!"

His head span in a rush of hormones, and he moaned harshly against your clit, pulling you over the edge with another cry leaving your lips. His slurps got quieter, and he slowed to a stop, beaming ear-to-ear at the obvious pleasure he caused you. "Holy shit, y/n. You ok? Was that good?"

"Yesss~," you groaned, limp against his mattress. "I don't think I'm gonna be able to walk for the next few hours."

"Well good thing I'm here to take care of you," Kiri leaned over you to kiss your lips, and helped you sit up. He offered you some water from his bottle, guiding your shaky hands to the cup.

"That was the best orgasm I've ever had, I swear," you sighed contently. "Give me a few and I'll help you out."

"Uh, I kinda already... dealt with it," Kirishima blushed, and you looked down to see his crumbled quilt with a puddle of semen on it. "Sorry.."

"Hm, don't be," you replied nuzzling into him. "I'll return the favour sometime soon."

[iiingenious]

Ugh I hate forgetting that formatting submissions on mobile is impossible so now I just got a sexy photo taunting my inbox until I can post it properly… 😭😭😭

[kaoarika]

One aspect I STILL hate of the tumblr purge and the flagged NSFW blogs down is the fact that... you cannot search for ANYTHING on those blogs back. You can’t access their Archive, you cannot click to tags (if they are tagged as such), you cannot search for specific terms if that’s HOW they have a written message along those posts.

All you can do is scrolling. Scrolling. Scrolling. It’s even worse when the blogs have a LOT of content and you cannot simply GO BACK to look at IT. And I suppose it can drag the battery of your phone/tablet down... and the activity of your navigator of choice in your PC.

Who thought this was a good idea? I mean, with Twitter, as long as your are logged in, you can still access at the private profiles of your followees/mutuals/friends??? As long as you are LOGGED IN???

But, nope, Tumblr thought it was a good idea hiding these blogs “for your eyes only” in the “you-can-only-see-those-on-your-dashboard’s-mobile-side-view”. UGH.

I mean, there should have been a better way to see those. Like, when the users have their liked posts accessible to the public. Why not having access to the posts of one of these blogs in the dashboard like format? Or does it clash with how you can access to your own main blog and side blogs? Sure, you cannot search nor click to tags, but it’s a better way to look through those blogs w/o having them blacked out in a mobile-like side view that, as you keep scrolling, it just takes more and more activity from your navigator...

[notbigondoors]

How do you generally write your replies to asks or threads or rp stuff? On the Tumblr app or on your computer? I'm thinking about making myself two or three rp tumblr blogs (I'd like one for Stephen King's Carrie, another one for Marvel's Morbius and maybe a third one for Wonder Woman) but I don't have a computer atm and I wonder how comfortable it would be to rp using the phone app only/how good it would look. This is an amazing Vision blog btw!

{out of equations} I actually do a healthy balance of both. At night when I’m relaxing at home and watching TV or whatever, I vastly prefer the computer. I type faster when on the computer and it’s just physically easier. But then when I’m out and about, sitting in a restaurant or a doctor’s office or somewhere where I’m just waiting for a while not doing much, I’ll whip out my phone and work on replies there. As far as the actual writing, aside from it being easier for me to type on a computer vs. a phone, it’s really not better or worse to do either. But as far as the Tumblr site is concerned, there are honestly good and bad aspects to both ways of using it.

The app is really a pain as far as formatting. Now, sure, you can do things like adding colored text a lot easier on the phone and without requiring actual coding, but you can’t use a blog theme or really complex text formatting because it just simplifies everything. There are a lot of bugs on the Tumblr app that make using the phone completely obnoxious to me. For example, if you place a title on your text post on the computer, it will remain at the top no matter how many times the thread is reblogged or the reblogs are deleted from it. But if you so it on the phone, for whatever reason it will downgrade the title to a heading that will then disappear when you inevitably trim the reblogs off the thread. I have no idea if there even is a way to make titles that actually function as titles on the phone, but maybe there is?

Another annoying thing about using the phone (and this is more recent, so maybe it’s an actual bug that’ll be fixed as opposed to just a stupid update) is that when I tell the phone to delete all reblogs from a thread, it will appear to have done that, but the it will leave the first reblog that was there at the top. So this results in the reblog having like... a post you don’t want randomly still up there and then your reblog? Which... makes things really confusing if you’re trying to keep track of the thread’s story? I don’t know how to fix that one either.

Also... when switching from Tumblr app/mobile to the Tumblr site on a computer, I still sometimes am unable to edit or even open my posts because it will say “Oops! This appears to have been edited in the mobile version. Please use the app.” Or something like that. Such a pain.

The other thing is... they appear to have taken away the ability to save an ask answer for later on the Tumblr mobile app? I used to be able to start answering and then just save my response in my drafts if I have to close the app and I’m not done yet. Now there’s no option to do that. I really hate that, it came in handy. You can do it on the computer while holding down Ctrl +Alt while actively in an ask text window and replying to it. If you hold down those keys, the options to either “Safe as Draft” or “Queue” will appear at the bottom right as buttons. So yeah, a definite advantage over mobile.

Also, in the case of “read more” links, those breaks in the post where writers can cut off their super long mega posts with a link to the full version so that people don’t have to scroll through a wall of text on their dash? Yeah, those don’t work on mobile, heh. Well okay, no, they work.... but you don’t have the option of using them on mobile. So if someone has set one up on the computer, it will function in mobile, but people who are mobile only don’t have the option of using “read more” links.

The biggest problem with mobile is that people with complex themes for their blogs or even ones like mine that are Tumblr simple, haha, can have info pages set up as links you can click to go to more information, and those don’t even show up on mobile. Even if people send you the urls, when you click on them they will only go to their main blog and not to the pages. So that means you won’t be able to view any muse or mun info or any rules pages set up that way. That doesn’t mean you can’t ask someone to kindly post or send you the information, but that makes it kinda hard for blogs with passwords or muns that won’t even talk to you until you’ve read their stuff.

However... not everything on the Tumblr app is worse than on the computer. On the computer... there are various forms of gif files that function as gifs on other sites and in graphic editing programs, but will not open on Tumblr. For example, I’ve noticed that gifs saved as text map or .txt files and gifs with urls ending in .gifv instead of .gif will not open on Tumblr. Whether you cut and paste the url or you open it from a file on your computer, they just won’t work. The gif will blip away and an “error loading gif” error message will appear. I’ve gotten around this somewhat but simply editing the file extension back to .gif, but that only works sometimes, and I have not found a way to open gifs saved in text map formats. So this makes it really annoying when trying to add reaction gifs. On the app, though...... I seem to be able to post just about any gif I want. So that is a definite plus.

Also, if you want colored text on the computer, you have to code for it, and honestly, I’ve forgotten how to do any of that, haha. Even if you set it up on your phone and then open the post on a computer, the computer version will wipe out all formatting and coloring that you did. Super annoying.

There are also a lot of bugs on the website that are not present in mobile, such as links not going where they should (how many times have I clicked on my blog’s activity feed only to be sent to my dash, ugh), and random spaces being added in the middle of my text posts that I didn’t place there? o_O

So... I guess I would say that functionally speaking I prefer the computer version, but there is a lot to be said for the portability of the phone and being able to work on stuff whenever you have five minutes. I should also mention that I have the Android version of the Tumblr app, so... I don’t know if maybe the iPhone version is different or better or worse. But I do know people who are 100% on the computer version, 100% on some kind of mobile version, or people like me who switch back and forth, and we all seem to be finding our ways just fine, so I think whatever version you choose, you’ll acclimate to that and adjust your style and habits accordingly.

I hope this was helpful! (^-^)/ (Also thank you so much, I’m glad you like this blog! Vision is such a sweetie, isn’t he? XD)

[theemperorsfeather]

So I’m in charge of some of my workplace’s social media accounts. I hadn’t been posting to our Instagram account because another coworker had been doing that and I thought it was Just Fine if someone other than me dealt with it. Well, she left a couple months ago and I didn’t bother trying to get the login from her, or otherwise take it over, because I liked not handling yet-another account and not handling Instagram in particular. (I made a personal account a couple years ago to look at one (1) account, and have barely touched it.)

Well, so, it finally came up at work, and now I have access to a small tablet, to use just at work (fine, great, I don’t /want/ to take it with me) for Instagram and possibly, and my primary reason for asking the boss if a tablet was around - and much more to my interest - doing electronic signups for our mailing list.

Anyway.

After some password fuckery, I managed to get onto our Instagram account.

Ugh.

I don’t like Instagram. I mean I guess it’s great for just looking at pictures of things (though I’m aggrieved by some of the accounts the previous user chose to follow. Ok, that’s a local business but . . . what’s the purpose of following them other than “local”? How should I interact with these people/accounts? Do not want) but:

I can’t post anything from a web browser, apparently?? I have to compose /everything/ from a mobile app??? What fresh hell is this! Which means getting pictures TO the device, which ok, fine, if I want to take a picture with the tablet and IMMEDIATELY share it, fine. Whatever. Easy enough, other than the typing-on-mobile.

But I take a lot of pictures for social media and other purposes and those end up on our server, and ALL THE OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA, even the one that is very much mobile-only, let me post things from a web browser, and I don’t yet know how to get the tablet to talk to the server so that I can point Instagram at the right folders . . . Right now I put stuff into Dropbox and do it that way, but that’s kind of awful.

I also hate the excessive number of hashtags that seem to be expected (and that the previous person using the account used), and the way they have to be formatted if you want to use more than one word at once.

I’m hoping I can largely hand it off to other coworkers. Why should I be the only person taking pictures and throwing at the world? Having others’ perspectives is better, right??

[arhvste]

very random but tumblr has such inconsistent formatting settings 😭😭? like, a post made on the mobile app looks like ass on desktop and also the fact you cant automatically place photos side by side on desktop lololol *fucking disintegrates*

ugh i hate it </3 i hate tumblr in general but the formatting is always such an issue for me it’s so much work and for what T_T i’m pretty sure my tumblrs bugged out from the amount of times i delete and redownload the app because i can’t ever format properly first time

[plushymoth]

man i hate tumblr , i posted that last recolor from my queue on mobile and it screwed with the format of the text when i didnt even touch it, i’ll fix it when i get home- ugh (╬ ˘̀^˘́ )

[ilovereadingandilovebreathing]

The formatting on that stupid post is stressing me the heck out I hate tumblr mobile ugh

[welovekpopscenarios]

You have received a message (Yoongi x Reader)

Admin: Mimi

Description: Just your daily texts between yourself and Yoongi, two people who love each other to the moon and back – you’re just too blind to see it.

Fandom: BTS

Genre: Angst, fluff

Pairing: Yoongi x Reader

Warnings: language

Word Count: 3512

Authors Note: So, this was a fic I had started a while back, but only got to finishing now. I love Yoongi so, so fucking much and I really wanted to write something for him, and I also wanted to try something interesting with writing, so you have this weird texting format (since I’m not cool enough to make the actual fake text pics lmao). I hope it isn’t too hard to understand the names of each person messaging. Now that I think about this, this is kinda a mess lol, it seems kinda rushed to me, but I didn’t know any other way to pace it? but I figured if I never posted it, it’ll just sit there on my computer. So, I hope you enjoy regardless of what a trainwreck this is, and happy reading.

EDIT: This fic is better suited to be read on a computer, since it didn’t come out the best on mobile, but I hope that doesn’t ruin your experience!

 - MOBILE VERSION -

Usernames

Reader: memekween               pepeswife

Yoongi: suga daddy               gramps               Yoongs

Namjoon: Music Man

Jin: jinandjuice

Jhope/Hoseok: Hobo

Jimin: Jiminy Cricket               ChimChim

Taehyung: Tea☕

Jungkook: jungcock

                                      You have received a message

                                                   7th May 2017

(09:06pm)

memekween: hey hey suga daddy

                                                                   suga daddy: please don’t call me that

memekween: but u are my suga daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

                                                                   suga daddy: please don’t send that                                                                                              face either

                                                                   suga daddy: what do you want

memekween: wow

memekween: r00d

memekween: I was gonna ask if you wanted to hang out with the most amazing person in this world

memekween: out of the goodness of my heart

memekween: but I don’t need this abuse smh

                                                                   suga daddy: do you even realise                                                                                                  what time it is?

memekween: yes

memekween: and?

                                                                   suga daddy: it’s late and I’m busy

memekween: busy doing nothing?

                                                                   suga daddy: exactly

memekween: ugh

memekween: I just wanted to know if you wanted to get some food

                                                                   suga daddy: ah, so you just want to                                                                                            use my money for food

memekween: not exactly

memekween: who do you take me for? lmao

memekween: I also wanted to chat to my bestest friend in the whole wide world

memekween: cuz guess who got dumped today :DDD

memekween: hint – is ya girl

                                                                   suga daddy: fuck

                                                                   suga daddy: you ok?

memekween: yeah, I’m fine

memekween: kinda saw it coming, we weren’t working well

memekween: at least it was only a month together, you know?

memekween: could have been worse

memekween: it just sucks, I guess

memekween: I kinda liked him

                                                                   suga daddy: my shoes are on

                                                                   suga daddy: I assume you’re at                                                                                                  home

                                                                   suga daddy: get ready

memekween: thank youuuu

memekween: I love you

                                                                  suga daddy: sure

memekween: take me somewhere fancy

                                                                  suga daddy: I’m taking you to burger                                                                                           king

memekween: fine dining ( ͡°Ɛ ͡°) only the best from you

                                                                  suga daddy: I really hate those faces

memekween: send one to me

memekween: experience the power of the lenny face meme

                                                                  suga daddy: no

memekween: pleaseeeee??? I’m feeling sad rn…

                                                                  suga daddy: ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

memekween: a lenny face in true yoongi fashion

memekween: thank you

                                                                  suga daddy: whatever, I’m leaving                                                                                               now

                                                                  suga daddy: see you in a few

memekween: see you, yoongi

(Read 09:13pm)

                     You have received a message in the group chat

                                                  ‘we dem boiiiizz’

                                                    21st May 2017

Jiminy Cricket: Hey guys! Do you guys wanna go bowling next weekend?

Jiminy Cricket: I just realised we haven’t done anything as a group in a while

Jiminy Cricket: I thought it would be a nice idea 😊

Hobo: Yeah, I’d be up for it!

Tea☕: Yeah, me too :D

Music Man: Sure

jinandjuice: This could be fun!

pepeswife: coolio, chimchim 😊

                                                                  gramps: eh

jungcock: sounds cool, I’m in

                                                                  gramps: ok I’m definitely not going                                                                                        now

Hobo: Me either bye I’m busy doing anything else that day

Tea☕: Same, I suddenly have plans

pepeswife: woops I’ve to water my bread, or smth of that nature

pepeswife: sorry, can’t make it

Music Man: LMAO

jinandjuice: Omg

jungcock: what? Wtf

Jiminy Cricket: C’mon guys…

pepeswife: I’m not going if junglebook is going

jungcock: wtf why? What the hell did I do??

                                                                  gramps: you’re competitive as shit

pepeswife: yeah, and you always win

Tea☕: it’s not gonna be fun for the rest of us

jungcock: I can’t help it that I’m good at everything ‎😏

Hobo: I hate you

jungcock: fuck you too, neigh neigh

jinandjuice: stop fighting lol

Jiminy Cricket: Yeah! It’ll be fun, I promise! We can all team up against Jungkook!

jungcock: HEY

Tea☕: Now that is an idea I can get behind

jungcock: fuck you all

jungcock: I’m still gonna win

Music Man: What do we get if we win?

                                                                   gramps: yeah what are the riches for                                                                                   the winners

Jiminy Cricket: Uh

Jiminy Cricket: Nothing?

pepeswife: now you see

pepeswife: that isn’t very enticing

Hobo: Yeah, you can do better than that

Music Man: Try again lol

Jiminy Cricket: Omg

Jiminy Cricket: Ok, we can all pitch in for pizza afterwards

jinandjuice: It’s not much of a prize if everyone has to pay for it

                                                                   gramps: yeah, this isn’t convincing                                                                                       me

Jiminy Cricket: OMG I DON’T KNOW

Jiminy Cricket: I HAVEN’T ANY OTHER IDEAS

Tea☕: Let’s calm down now

jinandjuice: I have a coupon for a free burger at Burger King

jinandjuice: Winner gets that

                                                                   gramps: sounds good enough

                                                                   gramps: I like free food

jungcock: same

pepeswife: same

Music Man: cool with me

Hobo: same here

Tea☕: I’m ok with that

Jiminy Cricket: You people have very low standards

Hobo: Burger King is delicious

Music Man: Yeah, that isn’t low standards

pepeswife: yeah, Burger King is my jam

pepeswife: isn’t that right yoongi

                                                                   gramps: you make me buy you some                                                                                    like every day

                                                                   gramps: I’m broke because of you

pepeswife: excuse me

pepeswife: it isn’t every day

pepeswife: it’s like, every two days

jinandjuice: LOL

pepeswife: and forgive me for having expensive tastes

pepeswife: a girl likes to have the finer things in life

Jiminy Cricket: I wouldn’t class Burger King as one of the finer things in life

pepeswife: are you judging me and my poor life

Jiminy Cricket: Omg no!

Hobo: Smh you were Jimin

Hobo: Shame on you

Tea☕: Low blow, chimchim

Jiminy Cricket: OMG STOP

Jiminy Cricket: Are we going bowling next weekend or not??

pepeswife: I’m up for beating Jungkook

Hobo: Same!

Music Man: Me too

                                                                   gramps: me too

jinandjuice: Let’s crush him

Tea☕: No mercy

jungcock: you’re all assholes

jinandjuice: Children shouldn’t swear

jinandjuice: I raised you better than this

jungcock: go fuck yourself

Music Man: Yoongi, stop teaching the baby how to curse

                                                                   gramps: my bad

jungcock: I’m going to throw a bowling ball at each of your faces

Tea☕: Violent

pepeswife: the child has severe anger issues

jungcock: I’m going to bed

jungcock: bye

jungcock: I’ll be there next week to win

Hobo: And so the child rests

Jiminy Cricket: Ok! So it’s sorted!

Jiminy Cricket: I can’t wait!

Jiminy Cricket: I’m going to bed too, I’ll text you tomorrow!

Jiminy Cricket: Night!

Hobo: I’m gonna go to sleep too

Hobo: Early start tomorrow

Hobo: Night everyone :D

Music Man: I think we should all sleep, it’s late

Music Man: Night

pepeswife: night night <3

jinandjuice: Rest well everyone!

                                                                   gramps: night

Tea☕: Sleep is for the weak

                                                                   gramps: if you wake me up at 3am                                                                                       texting the groupchat

                                                                   gramps: because you’re freaking out                                                                                     about aliens again

                                                                   gramps: I will end your life

Tea☕: Gotta blast

Tea☕: Night! ^^;

(Read 01:37am)

                                     You have received a message

                                                   24th May 2017

memekween: well this date isn’t going well

memekween: sigh

memekween: he started talking about how much of

memekween: ‘a babe’

memekween: his ex was

                                                                   suga daddy: wait

                                                                   suga daddy: you’re on another date?

memekween: yeah

memekween: I thought I told you this?

memekween: oh wait maybe that was jin

                                                                   suga daddy: oh

                                                                   suga daddy: well thanks for telling                                                                                              me

memekween: lol I’m sorry yoongi

                                                                   suga daddy: sure

memekween: ??

memekween: uh ok

memekween: what’s the mood about?

                                                                   suga daddy: I’m not in a mood

                                                                   suga daddy: also isn’t this like the                                                                                                100th date this week

memekween: uh wtf? I’ve only been on 2 dates

memekween: sorry if I want to find the love of my life

memekween: wtf is wrong with you tonight?

                                                                   suga daddy: there’s nothing wrong                                                                                              with me

                                                                   suga daddy: you just go on a lot of                                                                                              dates

                                                                   suga daddy: you should stop wasting                                                                                          your time

                                                                   suga daddy: especially on guys like                                                                                            that

                                                                   suga daddy: you can do better

memekween: oh, and I suppose you know what’s better

memekween: do you?

memekween: give me a break

memekween: at least I try

memekween: when’s the last time you’ve been on a date?

                                                                   suga daddy: I haven’t been                                                                                                          interested in anyone                                                                                                lately

memekween: you haven’t been interested in anyone

memekween: ever

memekween: I don’t understand why you’re judging me

                                                                   suga daddy: whatever

                                                                   suga daddy: you’re so blind

                                                                   suga daddy: have fun on your ‘date’

memekween: wtf do you mean I’m blind?

memekween: yoongi?

memekween: hello???

memekween: wow

memekween: ok then

memekween: when you get your head out of your ass

memekween: you can talk to me again

(Read 08:07pm)

                       You have received a message in the group chat

                                                  ‘we dem boiiiizz’

                                                    28th May 2017

Hobo: I can’t believe Jungkook actually won

Hobo: Again

Hobo: I trained for years

Hobo: Honing my bowling skills

Hobo: Learning and meditating with the masters of the bowl

Hobo: Only to be bested

Hobo: By a mere child

jungcock: I told you it was going to happen

jungcock: no one can beat me

jungcock: I’ll enjoy my whopper while washing it down with a nice cold glass

jungcock: of your tears

Tea☕: you’re like 5 how did you beat us

jungcock: because I have the strength of the gods

jinandjuice: And because he eats the vegetables I give him

jungcock: and because I eat the vegetables Jin gives me

pepeswife: do you lace those vegetables with steroids or something

jinandjuice: Just how mother made it

Tea☕: omfg...

Jiminy Cricket: Tonight was fun, though!

Jiminy Cricket: Did everyone enjoy themselves?

Hobo: Yeah, I had a great time!

jinandjuice: We haven’t hung out like that in a long time

jinandjuice: I’m glad we did

jungcock: yeah, it was really fun

Music Man: Y/N certainly enjoyed herself

pepeswife: excuse me, Namjoon?

pepeswife: I have no idea what you’re talking about

pepeswife: suddenly I can’t read

Music Man: Hmm, ok

Music Man: But you can flirt back with the worker at the bowling alley perfectly

Tea☕: Oh yeah!

Tea☕: You got quite cosy with them, didn’t you?

Tea☕: ;)))))

Music Man: Yeah, lol

Music Man: She barely focused on the game

pepeswife: listen

pepeswife: they were nice, I’ll admit

pepeswife: but I don’t know if it will go anywhere

Hobo: You never know!

Hobo: You got their number, didn’t you?

pepeswife: yeah…

Hobo: So go for it!

Tea☕: Yeah, they seem nice!

pepeswife: idk…

jungcock: if they ever give you hassle

jungcock: they’ll have to go through me

jinandjuice: no one will ever hurt my favourite child

Jiminy Cricket: Favourite child?!

jungcock: I thought I was your favourite

jinandjuice: I love you all equally

jinandjuice: but Y/N doesn’t give me pity laughs when I make jokes

Music Man: Are you sure about that?

pepeswife: i d nOT GIVE PITY LAUGHS

pepeswife: JIN IS HILARIOUS

jinandjuice: thank you Y/N :’)

Tea☕: ANYWAY

Tea☕: It wouldn’t be us doing the beating up

Tea☕: It would be Yoongi, tbh

Music Man: True, actually

Music Man: Speaking of

Music Man: He’s been quiet in the chat, and all night actually

Hobo: Yeah! Yoongi, man, where are you?

                                                                   gramps: I’m here

Tea☕: You’re quiet tonight

                                                                   gramps: don’t have much to say

jinandjuice: What’s wrong?

                                                                   gramps: nothing

                                                                   gramps: I’m just tired

jungcock: when aren’t you lol

Music Man: What did you think of the person Y/N was talking to

Music Man: Think you could take em in a fight if you had to?

                                                                   gramps: I don’t care

                                                                   gramps: she can do whatever the hell                                                                                   she wants

                                                                   gramps: I’m not watching over her                                                                                         like shes some kid

                                                                   gramps: it’s her problem if something                                                                                   happens

Hobo: …damn

Tea☕: Uh that was kinda cold Yoongi

Music Man: We were only joking

jinandjuice: Did something happen, guys?

jungcock: you’ve been acting weird all night

jungcock: moodier than usual

Jiminy Cricket: Guys…

                                                                   gramps: nothing happened

                                                                   gramps: I’m going to bed

                                                                   gramps: night

Hobo: Yoongi?

jinandjuice: Y/N did something happen??

pepeswife: uh idk

pepeswife: I’m tired too tho

pepeswife: so I’m gonna sleep now

pepeswife: night

Tea☕: Y/N? Wth?

jungcock: Y/N?

Jiminy Cricket: Just drop it guys.

Jiminy Cricket: Maybe they just need space.

Music Man: But what happened?

Jiminy Cricket: I don’t know, but we should all sleep

Jiminy Cricket: All of us asking won’t help.

Tea☕: I guess you’re right.

Tea☕: I’m gonna sleep, so. Night everyone

jungcock: yeah, me too. hopefully everything is fine in the morning

jungcock: see ya

jinandjuice: I hope they’re ok…

Music Man: I’m sure they’ll tell us. We should sleep. Night guys

Hobo: Night, I’m leaving too

jinandjuice: Alright…night.

jinandjuice: I hope everything works out.

Jiminy Cricket: I’m sure it will. You know them

Jiminy Cricket: they never fight for long

jinandjuice: I hope you’re right. Night Jimin.

Jiminy Cricket: Night, hyung.

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                                     You have received a message

                                                   28th May 2017

ChimChim: What happened?

                                                                   Yoongs: nothing

                                                                   Yoongs: like I said

ChimChim: I’m not stupid, Yoongi.

ChimChim: I knew there was something up

ChimChim: The two of you had been acting weird all night

ChimChim: You’d barely look at each other let alone talk

ChimChim: And when she started talking to that worker

ChimChim: You got even worse, and spent the night glaring at the poor dude

ChimChim: So I want you to stop avoiding the question, Yoongi.

                                                                   Yoongs: Nothing

                                                                   Yoongs: Happened

                                                                   Yoongs: I was just in a mood

                                                                   Yoongs: end of story

                                                                   Yoongs: now leave me the fuck alone

ChimChim: Yoongi, it’s me

ChimChim: You know you can trust me

ChimChim: You don’t have to keep everything bottled up

ChimChim: What happened between you and Y/N?

ChimChim: Was it because you didn’t like the person she was talking to?

ChimChim: I know you’re protective of her

ChimChim: Do you think they wouldn’t be good enough for her?

                                                                   Yoongs: see

                                                                   Yoongs: that’s the fucking thing

                                                                   Yoongs: no one is ever good enough                                                                                   for her

                                                                   Yoongs: they never will be

                                                                   Yoongs: because she deserves the                                                                                       world

                                                                   Yoongs: and it fucking kills me to see                                                                                   her go on date after date

                                                                   Yoongs: or go through relationship                                                                                       after relationship

                                                                   Yoongs: knowing I’ll never be fucking                                                                                   one of them

ChimChim: I’m…

ChimChim: Yoongi…I didn’t realise you felt this way..

ChimChim: Do you...like her?

                                                                   Yoongs: Of course I do

                                                                   Yoongs: actually no

                                                                   Yoongs: I don’t just ‘like her’

                                                                   Yoongs: I love her

                                                                   Yoongs: I fucking have since we were                                                                                         teenagers and

                                                                   Yoongs: fuck

                                                                   Yoongs: I hate everything so much

                                                                   Yoongs: and idk if I can be her friend                                                                                           anymore

                                                                   Yoongs: because I honestly feel like                                                                                       my heart is shattering into a                                                                                           million fucking pieces

                                                                   Yoongs: every time she goes on                                                                                           dates

                                                                   Yoongs: and not even just by that

                                                                   Yoongs: every time she smiles, or                                                                                            laughs, I know I can never                                                                                          say that she’s mine

                                                                   Yoongs: and I try to be a good friend                                                                                             for her

                                                                   Yoongs: but every time I’m near her                                                                                         my heart beats like crazy

                                                                   Yoongs: and I feel like a stupid kid

                                                                   Yoongs: and I love every single bit                                                                                             about her

                                                                   Yoongs: and I mean every single bit

                                                                   Yoongs: with all my heart

                                                                   Yoongs: but I know she’ll never be                                                                                              mine

                                                                   Yoongs: and I honestly don’t know if I                                                                                       can go through it anymore

                                                                   Yoongs: and I don’t care if I’m being                                                                                           selfish

                                                                   Yoongs: I can’t live a life without her                                                                                        but I don’t want to live a life                                                                                          where I’m not hers

                                                                   Yoongs: where she won’t love me                                                                                               back

                                                                  (Read 12:03)

                                                                   Yoongs: jimin

                                                                   Yoongs: jimin where the fuck did you                                                                                           go

                                                                   Yoongs: are you serious right now?

                                                                   Yoongs: fucking hell

(Sent 12:10am)

ChimChim: I don’t think that’s your choice to make

                                                                  Yoongs: what choice?

ChimChim: Her loving you.

ChimChim: You don’t know what her answer would be.

                                                                  Yoongs: yes I do

                                                                  Yoongs: she’d never be with me

                                                                  Yoongs: we’re ‘just friends’ in her eyes

                                                                  Yoongs: and it’s too late to be                                                                                                      anything else

ChimChim: Y/N lives near you, doesn’t she?

                                                                  Yoongs: what?

ChimChim: Y/N. She’s close by your apartment, isn’t she?

                                                                  Yoongs: yeah, around 10 mins away

                                                                  Yoongs: wtf

                                                                  Yoongs: why?

                                                                  Yoongs: you hardly want me to go                                                                                            over there and profess my                                                                                          love, do you?

                                                                  Yoongs: cuz it’s not going to happen

ChimChim: No, you don’t have to do that.

ChimChim: You just have to be ready to answer the door in a few minutes.

                                                                  Yoongs: wait what?

                                                                  Yoongs: what the fuck?

                                                                  Yoongs: Jimin wtf do you mean by                                                                                            that?

ChimChim: Goodnight, Yoongi.

ChimChim: And good luck.

                                                                 Yoongs: jimin?

                                                                 Yoongs: JIMIN??

Before Yoongi could barrage Jimin with more questions about his cryptic messages, a faint knocking sound could be heard from where Yoongi lay fuming on his bed.

His eyes widened, and he shot up straight in bed, staying silent. Maybe if he didn’t answer, they’d go away? Just when he thought he was in the clear, the knocking came again, this time stronger, and Yoongi gulped, standing up to drag his feet to the front door, opening it reluctantly.

He was greeted to the sight of you bent over and panting heavily, as if you had just sprinted here (you had), clutching your phone in your hand. You tilted your head up at the sound of his door creaking open, and you stared at him with wide eyes, as he did the same to you.

Regaining your breath, you straightened up and shuffled awkwardly on your feet.

“Can I…come in? I need to talk to you,” you whispered, and Yoongi’s heart dropped to his stomach. Was this where you were going to get rid of him from your life for good? He knows you haven’t been talking since your argument, and he knows he said he couldn’t be your friend anymore, but now when the situation was right in front of him, he was terrified. He couldn’t lose you.

He wordlessly stepped aside, keeping his gaze on his feet and allowed you step into his apartment. You headed straight towards the couch where you sunk down into the cushions and sighed; a long weary sigh being dragged out from the confines of your chest.

Yoongi sat down hesitantly next to you, and then all was silent as you both struggled to think of something to say.

After what he figured was at least 5 minutes of dead quiet in the dark living room, you broke the silence. He heard you take a deep breath, and you shifted to face him on the couch, but he refused to gaze back at you.

“Yoongi,” you called, but he still did not raise his gaze, instead focusing his attention on his dirty, beat up sneakers with a scowl plastered on his face.

“Yoongi,” you tried again, but this time, you placed your hand under his chin and forced his gaze on you. And when he looked into your eyes; so wide and so warm and so beautiful, Yoongi broke.

“I love you, and I don’t know how the handle that,” he whispered, and flushed pink at his admission. “I know you don’t like me back, and that’s ok, but it isn’t because I love you so much and it hurts so much when you’re with someone else because I would kill for it to be me but it never will be and, fuck, I get so mad but I’m more sad and you drive me crazy-“

You effectively cut off his ramblings, by sealing your lips over Yoongi’s, and he became rigid under your touch. What? Was this actually happening? Are you sure? Are you really kissing him?

But then he felt the warmth of your hand move to cup his face, and he realised: yes, this was actually happening. Yes, you’re kissing him. And yes, this is the best thing he’s ever felt in his whole entire life.

He reciprocated the kiss as soon as he regained his sense, and pressed his lips to yours in a hard, bruising kiss, but one that was sweet and lovely and amazing and he wanted more. He saw stars as you slanted your lips over his, moving softly against his chapped ones, and Yoongi brought shaking hands to rest on your waist, clutching you tight.

But the need to breathe soon became a problem, and you broke apart, panting and never tearing your gaze off one another.

“You are such an idiot,” you laughed, and he tilted his head in confusion. “I’ve been in love with you since the first day I met you, Min Yoongi. I always have been, and I always will be.”

His heart sped up as he heard those words, and his jaw nearly dropped, but then he remembered: “What about all the dates, and relationships? Why didn’t you say anything?”

You ducked your head, giving an awkward laugh, “ah, those. Those were to help me get over you, since I thought you didn’t like me back. They never worked, though.”

He raised a brow.

“Now who’s the idiot,” he asked, and yelped when you slapped his chest. “I’ve been in love with you since you bumped into me in school and I had to help you pick up your books.”

“We’re BOTH idiots,” you said. And as you stared at each other, you both burst into full blown laughter at your ridiculousness, smiling wide and tugging each other closer. When the laughter died down, you held Yoongi’s face in your hands, and he nearly melted.

“I love you, Min Yoongi,” you whispered, and he gave the goofiest grin; a grin brimming with adoration.

“And I love you, Y/N,” he replied, and leaned in to steal another kiss.

“So, did Jimin tell you?”

“He actually took a screenshot of your conversation and sent it to me.”

“God damn it, Jimin.”