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[texancommie07]

Mamma mia, here I go again

My, my, how can I resist you?

Mamma mia, does it show again

My, my, just how much I've missed you?

Heavy Metal Valentines Day Two: Chocolates

February 10th, 1985

"Sooo...Munson, Huh?"

Billy Regretted Every Action That Lead Him Up To This Moment. He Was Walking Out Of The Local K-Mart With A Bag Full Of Graham Crackers, Marshmallows, And Some Marlboro Reds. Oh, And Two Boxes Of Valentines Day Chocolates (They Were Even Heart Shaped, How Obnoxious Can You Get?)

And Now, He Was Dealing With The Consequences Of His Inability To Adult, Because Now He Has To Deal With Heather's Childish Pestering.

He Didn't Want To Bring Her, He Didn't Want To Bring Anyone, This Wasn't Supposed To Be Something That People Fucking Knew About. He And Eddie Had Been Together For A Little Under Two Months Now, And They Have Been Careful. No Holding Hands Or Hugging In Public, Hell, They Did Their Best To Avoid Interacting Outside Of The Safety Of Their Trailer At All.

And So, Billy Just Had To Be A Sappy Piece Of Shit, And Try And Get Them Some Chocolates For Valentines Day. He Had Seen Some Variety Pack On Sale, And They Preferred Dark Chocolate, So It All Works Out Right? Go In, Grab The Chocolate, Pay, Get Out, Easy As That Right? No, Nothing Good In Billy's Life Was That Easy, Never.

For Some Reason Ever Since Billy Was Young, There Were Just Areas And Times Were He Just, Shut Down? It Got The Worst In Small, Confined Places, Stores Being The Worst Of Them. People Were Too Close, The Lights And Freezers Are Buzzing, Too Many Smells, None Of Them Good, The Fluorescent Lights Hurt His Head, The Shitty Music On The Crackley Speakers, Tons Of Voices Overlapping, All Of The Above. And When It Got Like That, Billy, Just, Couldn't Person Anymore.

So, His Solution? Bring What Might Be The Only Person More Annoying Than Max Himself, Heather.

He Had A Reason, Heather Was The Only Other Person Who Knew About Him And Eddie(The Uncomfortably Perceptive Bitch). Plus, It's Not Like She Was Completely Useless, She Helped Come Up With The Idea To Buy S'more Ingredients, So That Incase Anyone Asked, He Could Just Use The Excuse That He Wanted S'mores And The Only Chocolate They Had Was Holiday Themed. Better Than His Plan Of Just Punching Them.

But Even With Her Benefits, He Really Didn't Want To Deal With Her Shit Attempts At Small Talk, Or Anymore Attempts At Uncovering The Secrets Folded Between The Layers In His Brain.

"Shut It, You Made Me Buy You An Extra Box So You Could Shove It Into Cunningham's Locker And Watch From Afar Like The Lesbian Disaster You Are."

He Could Hear Her Clothes Rustling, Her Plastic Sunglasses Hitting Her Obnoxiously Large Earrings As She Ripped Them Of Her Head, And Fully Whipped Around To Scream His Ear Off In A Sad Attempt To Defend Herself From His Brutal Honesty.

He Cut Her Off Before She Could Fully Start Her, Surely Lengthy, Rant, Both Trying To Save Face (It Seems Like She Forgot She Shouldn't Be Screaming About Lesbians In The Middle Of A Parking Lot), And Trying To Save What Was Left Of His Hearing.

"Oh My God, Just Shut The Hell Up And Get In The Damn Car! At This Rate I'm Gonna Go Deaf By 25. You're Driving Me Fucking Crazy With Your Hysterical Screeching."

"Crazy?"

"Oh My God. No."

"NOOOO-"

"I Was Crazy Once."

Sketch

[arhvste]

very random but tumblr has such inconsistent formatting settings 😭😭? like, a post made on the mobile app looks like ass on desktop and also the fact you cant automatically place photos side by side on desktop lololol *fucking disintegrates*

ugh i hate it </3 i hate tumblr in general but the formatting is always such an issue for me it’s so much work and for what T_T i’m pretty sure my tumblrs bugged out from the amount of times i delete and redownload the app because i can’t ever format properly first time

[beingchildish42]

People have definitely said this before but i LOVE the dynamic of the Doctor and the Master. They are arch enemies. They are besties. They are divorced. They are tumblr mutuals. They are worsties. They are friends on MySpace. They hate each other's guts. They meet up for dungeons and dragons. They want each other dead. They are on each other's DNI. They are childhood best friends