#ugh i hate being an adult😔

[i-love-def-leppard]

[leclercvsx]

DILF | SMAU

sebastian vettel

pairings: sebastian vettel x reader

summary: y/n is dating Seb who is 15 years older than her but despite the age gap theyre just like any other couple

warnings: age gap (?)

yourusername

liked by sebastianvettel, landonorris and 47,628 others

yourusername: in my lover era 🫶

TAGGED: sebastianvettel

sebastianvettel: i love you❤️

yourusername: ugh i love you too😭❤️

user: girlie isn’t he old enough to be your dad😨

landonorris: i took the last photo btw

yourusername: we know🙄

user: am i the only one that find this weird ???

user: definitely not the only one

friendusername: my fav couple😔

yourusername: love you😘😘

user: he’s literally almost DOUBLE her age wtf

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sebastianvettel

liked by yourusername, lewishamilton and 815k others

sebastianvettel: great time seeing everyone again 🙏🏼

TAGGED: lewishamilton, yourusername

lewishamilton: loved seeing you mate, your girlfriends lovely by the way💙

sebastianvettel: she’s the best❤️

yourusername: making me blush and shi☺️

user: he’s basically dating a child

user: nah cos this is still so weird

user: im actually so grossed out rn

user: girl me too

user: he should be with someone his own age, not someone that’s just hit puberty

user: a bit predatory if u ask me

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yourusername

liked by sebastianvettel, lewishamilton and 25,184 others

yourusername: in a world of boys he’s a gentlemen ❤️

TAGGED: sebastianvettel

user: “gentlemen” it’s because he’s almost double your age babe

sebastianvettel: the love of my life❤️

yourusername: i will cry

sebastianvettel: please don’t, love

user: she’s probably with him for his money and fame tbh

friendusername: i don’t think she’d tolerate all this nasty ass behaviour if she was with him for his money or fame. leave them alone.🙄

liked by sebastianvettel and yourusername

user: i actually think they’re super cute😭

user: no cos me too like i want what they have

lewishamilton: you guys really are the cutest

yourusername: 😛

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y/n

sebastian

seb❤️

what’s wrong? you never call me by my full name

y/n

i think we should break up:/

seb❤️

what the hell are you on about? i don’t think we should break up.

where’s all this coming from?

y/n

everyone’s calling you a freak for being with a “child” and saying that you’re too old for me or that you’re old enough to be my dad and i don’t want anyone to continue hating on you. so as much as i love you and hate myself for doing this, i think it’s for the best.

seb❤️

no.

i won’t let you break up with me due to jealous children on the internet, Y/n. i love you and i do not care about anyone else’s opinions.

So what if we have an age gap? we’re both legal, mature adults who can decide who we want to date.

i’ll sort this all out, my love. don’t worry❤️

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sebastianvettel

liked by lewishamilton, yourusername and 1,628,273 others

sebastianvettel: Y/n and i have been dating for the past year and a half, yes we started dating when she was 19 (4 days before she was 20) and i had just turned 34 but we both discussed this for a while. We’re both legal, consenting, mature adults and choose to date each-other because we love eachother. There is nothing wrong with our relationship. If you find out relationship weird, then YOU are the problem (y/n taught me how to say that.)

Y/n is the love of my life and i don’t ever want that to change. Thanks to some people online, you have made my lovely, wonderful and beautiful girlfriend try to break up with me because she doesn’t want me getting hated on. We’re still very much together and will be for the foreseeable future.

I love you, Y/n. Ignore the jealous, immature children❤️

TAGGED: yourusername

yourusername: sobbing on my floor right now. i love you so so much😭❤️

sebastianvettel: don’t cry, my love.

lewishamilton: ignore the immature people, they don’t know what they’re talking about.

liked by yourusername

user: i actually feel really bad now

user: proud to say i’ve always been a y/nseb shipper btw

landonorris: i would say mother and father but y/n is younger than me so😔

yourusername: you aren’t helping this situation, Lando.

landonorris: it was a JOKE. you know i love you both really🙏🏼🙏🏼

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this is quite a short one cos i ran out of ideas lol, but anyway i hope you all enjoy!

this was either gonna be for carlos, daniel or seb but i chose seb cos he’s my fav person ever😛

AND YES I KNOW THE AGE GAP IS A LITTLE EXTREME BUT THIS IS ALL FICTION !!!

REQUESTS ARE STILL OPEN 🫶

masterlist | request

[just-antithings]

I hate hate hate those channels on yt that are just filled with those video essays that accuse the creators of media that's Meant to be dark and adult of being groomers when minors find their work

Also callout posts I hate those

Really just hate drama in general let me enjoy my internet in peace 😔

ugh yeah

[jinkicake]

BIG MOOD PATHETIC SCARAMOUCHE IS SO FUNNY HES RLY THE LITTLE MEOW MEOW😭 need him to be absolutely obsessed w me but he’s too embarrassed that he wants to hold my hand so he pretends to hate me and im like “ that’s mice sweetheart what di you want for dinner?” Saw someone make a dc where you ignore him for like 5 days and he’s on his knees begging like “PLEASE LOOK AT ME” like thats so real to me😭😭 bc once you’ve given him affection he’s gunna do everything to keep it within his grasp😔 ALSO HE DEF WOULD TIE YOU UP AND LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN💀 childe and singora are so casual about it😭 when he comes back they talk like you’re not even there “how long have they been here?” “I lost count after the fourth hour” “ they’re still conscious I’m impressed” like he’s such an asshole but he will do the 🥺🥺👉🏼👈🏼”can I have a hug” afterwards💀 love that for him. Keeps him in my pocket like a little purse dog, he’s my guard dog boyfriend bc he will kill first and ask questions later. “ I don’t like how he looked at you” “he’s the waiter” AND YOOOO DONT EVEN LET DOTTORE UGLY ASS COME CLOSE TO YOU ITS OVER FR-don’t like his new design he’s just a creep like I was the “clones” back the short haired funny scientist dude like I like them unhinged in a clown way!! He’s fuckable, the abusive leather daddy dom on the other hand😒 like he’s fun if he has a tired annoyed uncle personally like he lives to bully childe. But just going around threatening scaramouche and collei bc I forgot he did experiments on her too in the manga is musty like that mask is lame!! WHERE IS THE CLOWN KING😡- he would reflexively go for his throat like he opens his mouth and suddenly his throat is slit “ my bad I got anxious” SGDHSHS UNDERSTANDABLE😭😭😭 and the streets is saying he’s gunna have a claymore??? BE SERIOUS HES A SCIENTISTS TWINK WHOS HUNCHED IVER IN A LAB ALL DAY HE CANT CARY THAT SHIT?? Like he only experiments on KIDS bc he could never kidnap a whole adult like imagine he tries to get itto?? HIS ASS WOULD BE DEAD IN 10 SECONDS!! HE CANNOT FIGHT DELUSION OR NOT!! I would beat his ASS like if you don’t get your ass out my face looking like an X-ray 😒 like be bothering all them people bc he wants so ass he weights 70 pounds soaking wet so he needs to borrow childes body weight

no exACTLY. listen, i love mean!scaramouche as much as the next person but if he's not obsessed then i dont want him. pathetic!scaramouche is the best scaramouche

i saw this scaralumi fanart of him drunk at a bar and diluc calls lumine to calm scara down and when she answers hes like 'hey ugly' and she hangs up and he starts crying again and ugh it's too perfect like that artist captured his best side with that simple fanart heheh

HAHAH yeah scaramouche is the worst bc he would do something so mean to you like ignore you while working but the second he finds out youre mad at him he'll be begging for your attention like he didn't just starve you for two days.... hes a great yandere me thinks-

Scaramouche = purse dog is the best comparison ive ever read T T

okay hear me out... i can forgive all the heinous crimes dottore has committed but i draw the line at him being UGLY. Maybe if he were cuter I would also be obsessed w him but he's so..... eh- LOL i like the clones better than him! (rip to the clones :-(() but also.... him being ugly is kinda the appeal? am i right??? i can never make up my mind-

dottore is supposed to have a CLAYMORE?! WHAT THE HLLL,,,im very confused about his leaks bc i heard that the shit company can't let characters be playable if theyre evil and tbh i dont want him to be redeemed bc he literally cant be redeemed and hes fun as a psycho like??? idk idk idk im just focused on sexy yelan in 3.4 she will be mine!

also isn't dottore one of the top three strongest in the fatui??? right i think....? i seriously dont know how but tbh i dont care! i just focus on mr hottie soooooooooooo sexy capitano teehee

[kait16xo]

Dance Moms: A New Era Thoughts (Ep 3)

This episode thinned the hell out of my patience so this is gonna be fun!

Spoilers under the cut :)

* Something about asking a child if her teacher is toxic bc her mom said so gives me the ick idk why

* Leilah’s so precious I wanna put her in my pocket

* Mina’s literally that girl and I love that for her

* They cut the beetlejuice solo but showed it in promos…there is no god

* Glo forcing Lisa to actually be a mom…ijbol

* Oh yay…pointe for a young child…how exciting 😁 /s

* OMG THEY HAVE MOUTH CAPSULES FOR MAKEUP I LOVE INCLUDING THOSE IN MY ROUTINESSSSS

* KAELI’S HERE I KNEW IT!! Ugh this makes me so happy

* Omg her voice is like velvet. I love listening to her

* Bellatrix getting her intro in episode 3 is genuinely insane oml

* I feel so bad for Bellatrix’s brother because I would HATE sharing my room with my 11 year old sister as someone who’s almost an adult

* I like that Kaeli is clearly challenging Audrey instead of gushing over her. Take notes Glo.

* Ashlan has spent like every episode crying I- Kendall has competition

* Smiley’s mom hit the nail on the head lol. Ballet is literally the foundation of dance and even if you don’t like it, it is SO important for your development as a dancer….

* “I need coffee” *drinking a cherry coke* has the exact same vibes as me saying “I need a beer” and drinking apple juice

* Some people really shouldn’t have kids and Lisa is exhibit A. Jesus Christ…

* “I’m portraying Sabrina Carpenter” werk actually

* Yeah idk why Ashlan was casted for this show 💀 she was not meant to be a comp dancer whatsoever and that’s not even meant to be hate

* Bella in the background while Ashlan’s throwing a fit about her mom is fucking sending me into a spiral lol

* “Ashlan’s the one calling the shots, that’s not the way it goes” “I learned that the hard way 👀 “ LMAO me too queen

* I REALLY don’t think Audrey should be competing pointe. It’s clearly causing her pain and stress—and don’t get me started on kids being en pointe.

* Kaeli being aware of the fact that Audrey isn’t perfect and her mom isn’t is making me giggle a lil bit. Kaeli? More like Slay-eli.

* “Is this how Sabrina Carpenter would act” this line is so unserious bahaha

* I do not wanna see Ashlan get compared to Maddie, Kendall, or GiaNina because they were all much more behaved than Ashlan. Her behavior definitely has a lot to do with her mom but jesus christ someone make this kid face the consequences of her actions 😐

* “My mom is abusing me” omg Abby would’ve literally tore this child in half 💀 your mom doing your hair is not abuse sister. If anything you’re abusing her

* She is 11 why is she practically shaking booty I- anyways I missed this song

* I fully thought that Audrey hurt her foot being on pointe too soon but holy shit this is why they don’t need so much crew backstage 😐 I actually cringed at that

* Kaeli getting yelled at by her mom when she’s a grown adult makes me giggle. But Kaeli *is* kinda being a bitch like she’s not talking about a 12 year old…

* “I danced on a broken foot for a month” GIRL SHE’S 12 YOU’RE 23 WHAT WAS THE POINT IN SAYING THAT?!

* Omg bellatrix is finally getting rights. Slay!

* This has to be one of the fake competitions because how tf did they get to reblock the whole number outside of the wings

* The juxtaposition of Audrey being taken to the ER while the dance is on stage is so funny to me

* The capsules were so disappointing 😔 I got so excited but they barely did anything :(

* “I think Sabrina Carpenter’s gonna be real happy with me” 🎤 I wanna know her thoughts bc I feel like she would’ve been forward blank staring the whole time during your dressing room fit

* Aww Bellatrix happy crying ❤️ top of the pyramid for u queen

* Kaeli…why the fuck do you genuinely want a child whose bones are still developing to dance on a broken foot. Regardless of whether Audrey was playing up the injury or not, she should be allowed to rest and they can deal with her later. At that point you’d be risking the group’s success by putting an injured child on stage

* Their chant is so cunty omg I love. Like it’s got RHYTHMMM

* This next episode preview is wild why tf is there already a physical altercation

Anyways since I’m done is now a good time to plug my ALDC instagram? Kaitplusfaves—I post yearbook pages, reused dances/costumes, and more.

[nkogneatho]

HI I hope you’re doing well pookie! I’m doing fine!! 😭 tbh I hate being an adult, ugh why can’t we get paid to read/write and just being a baby 😭

i am doing good <33 IKR??? me too😔

[fakeloveaskblog]

Wow! Okay, that is… a lot. Um. I also got excited for a second there, but I think anon meant canonical to this AU, because I don't remember that ever being Canon to Sanders Sides. Except maybe for the whole "Roman of Reston being a different person to TS Sides Roman" thing. I would like a list of alternative Virgils (and Remy's) we could pull from, though, I would like to have this asshole get yelled at by himself! Amazing idea, anon, with bringing in the alternate Virgil!

(Except for the still murdering this Virgil part, that part is a definitive no from me, like. We are not. Killing and then replacing somebody with another version of themselves like, just. No. That sounds awful. That is a horror movie plot! They wouldn't even be the same person, it would still be murder, it'd just be murder with extra steps! And even more disturbing! It'd be cosmic horror, sci-fi, surreal horror movie villain levels of murder!)

Sincerely, The Local Demon (now catching up slowly)

Glad you're catching up :D feel free to like spam if you want, i don't mind

As requested here are a few Virgils and Remys from my many AUs. It's become a weird trend where Virgil is usually the teen/kid aged one in my AUs, but no matter what he is still ready to yell at a bitch if needed to. So is the Remys & they're adults

- New Eden au. Basically the sides are in a psych ward (it's not a horror au i promise). could be interesting bc Virgil is pretty toxic in this one but for actual understandable reasons and certainly Not abusive. Viv and Remy btw Loathes each other in this au but he will still protect them and vice verse. And Remy is in a healthy relationship. Both of them have trauma from abuse sooo - Succubus au. Just mentioning bc Remy is an actual legit demon in this one. from hell. - James Bond au. Virgil is the son of an actual super villain but is now in therapy and tyring to move past the fucked up shit he's done and he's like 17 so he's def ready to yell at someone. Remy has a license to kill. And a gun. And a husband (: Sad dad au - Virgil is like 5 in this one. can you imagine being judged by your own 5 year old self. jesus fucking christ. Remy in this au had a similar childhood to the Remy in this au so they would uh definitely have some thoughts about virgil -Remus gets pregnante au (but like trans). Virgil is a dog in this one. An actual dog. Good old therapy dog. Goodest bestest boy C: - A/b/o au (i promise this one started as a joke bc my friend and i was making fun of a/b/o but then it became an actual au). Virgil is like 13 again but now she has claws and fangs, filled with just as much rage tho C: Remy is ready for murder. They hate each other but yet again yes protect each other

sorry i'm so bad at explaining my AUs unless i'm ranting for 30 minutes to my besties. ugh now i feel cringy fhjkd 😔 😔

[terracyte]

oKAY I AM HAVING THOUGHTS AND GRACE IS ASLEEP AND YOU SAID I COULD SEND ANY AND ALL THOUGHTS SO JEG SIGER UNDSKYLD (i apologize lol) BUT THOUGHTS:

Cannot choose a favorite character. i think it’s either fushiguro, itadori, or nanami right now… i love they… i think i might be leaning towards fushiguro idk the vibes i just feel it in my chest that it’s He bUT MY FRIEND MADE ME WORRY ABOUT HIM and now i’m worried about nanami too… after that post y’all reblogged… and like you always gotta be worried about itadori tbh

hate that principal dude with the guitar or whatever Not a fan he’s mean will fight him

i love kugaski too she’s so iconic and like in the baseball episode when she got mad and they were all like “oh no she’s angry” akdbdkbdjd please i love a mean she / they lesbian

and i love maki and inumaki and i gotta get used to panda still lol idk man talking animals get me every time aidbjdbdb

this is how i described my feelings for todo to grace: “also you’ll hate todo but also think he’s funny but also you’ll groan whenever he’s on screen but also you’ll love him”

i wish fushiguro was a cat person but that’s just because i love him and am scared of dogs lol

gojo is iconic and i love the new outro, it’s so cute, but i miss gojo dancing at the end sir please you’re so good at dancing ???

and geto’s voice is deeper than i thought it would be because for some reason i thought gojo would have the deeper voice ??? i also was Not expecting both gojo and geto to be like. fun loving funny let’s go~ people akdbkdbdjd that came as a surprise and i’m here for it tho i’m sure part of it is a facade to cover up trauma, just quirky things ya know

and i love ijichi he’s trying his best good for him what a king

but no yeah nanami 👌🏼 hE CARES SO MUCH AND LIKE HE WAS LIKE “itadori you are a child. please stop almost dying. literally i am an adult and you are Not” and it gives me the vibes of me being like “[my sister] you literally just turned eighteen at the end of july ma’am please chill” and her being like “oH so you don’t think i can handle myself i see” oh my gosh… my sister is basically kugasaki if she were straight and cis…

also idk if you’ve seen sds / nnt but gojo has ban vibes and itadori has meliodas vibes solely because of the way they both act when people try to kill them

okay i should do homework now UGH i have work at six am tomorrow and it’s ten pm and then i drive three hours home after work so i actually Need sleep tonight lol wanna finish jjk tho…

oKAY FEELINGS OVER HOMEWORK DOING LOVE YOU HOPE YOU’RE THRIVING

NEVER APOLOGIZE- SEND ALL THE JJK THOUGHTS <33

and corey how is it that every opinion you have is SO Correct- fuck principal guitar all my homies hate him </3

and yesssS mean lesbian kugisaki and the second years!! theyre all very beloved and im sure youll warm up to panda <33 and heLP the way you described todo thats exactly it he's the 'bESTO FRIENDO" guy-

AND LOST IN PARADISE THATS THE BEST OUTRO EVERYONE IS SO CUTE IN THAT

the entire part about geto and gojo having the ~let's go~ vibes for trauma reasons- yeah. yEAh 🧍‍♂️

and ichiji is just trying his best 😔 appreciation for ichiji whEN

nanami beloved he really is the only adult to ever you're right, he's such a good character ❣

and i haven't seen that show but i will take your word for it!! we love making those literary connections <33

but ahHH good luck with your work and with work!! jjk will always be here for you to scream w/ us about so please take care of yourself first!! 🥰

[autumn-foxfire]

Completely stunned by what I just saw in 2022. How old are these people to be criticizing AO3??? That site is a goldmine of some of the best fics in existence and yet??? I really saw someone claim that using it means your selling your morals and risking safety of children for kudos "not even money" and the OP who got the ask felt so bad they deleted their account??? I mean. Good luck finding anywhere to post that people will actually bother to go to, to read.

(+) There's so much hate towards the mods and ppl who donate to ao3 too and just why??? They're doing their best? And they need the money to keep the site up?? The community is doing their best to keep a site where thousands of people can post their fics? Oh oh, ok I see. Something about hating "Proshippers" and "free speech" I don't know every bit of discourse of what exactly that means, but. Hey idc, as long as people's hate don't get the site taken down they can leave for sanity's sake. (+) Ugh, gosh darn it. Now I feel bad because OP is clearly struggling with some things (losing a friend because they didn't want to give up their interests and I can't help but wonder if this is why they say they'll stop doing something if they're told they're being a bad person for it) seeing them express relief that morally they did the right thing but creatively they feel awful "sick" because of losing their fics??? it's just aaaaa but it can't be helped 😔 I hope they're okay :( (+) wasn't gonna just send a gloomy story to your inbox, I'm just typing as I get more updated on the situation by the minute but there are some people with actual braincells talking to OP who wasn't that complete moronic anon and OP looks happier with a new solution (posting all their fics on a sideblog) and OP has realized that anon triggered their anxiety buttons and was wrong for doing so, that's good!

Current fandom makes me sick. It's a bunch of uneducated kids and adults who don't know their own history trying to demand that sane people change their habits because they can't be bothered to use AO3 properly and filter out the content they don't want to see.

AO3 was made so that fanfic authors have a safe space to post their content without the fear of being sued and they ask for money in order to maintain the website and so we're not bombarded by a bunch of adds when we just want to read our favourite characters.

The proshipper movement and the purity culture that surrounds it is a plague on current fandom and you're going to find more and more content creators leaving because of asshole anons like the one this poor author received. I also find it amusing that anon attacked them for using AO3 when other websites don't have the same level of tagging to avoid triggering content that AO3 does.

I'm just glad that some people managed to talk to the author and make them realise they aren't in the wrong.

[taeraenomuyeppeo]

We're definitely opposites on the seasons then, I melt and burn in the sun, blaming where I come from for that 😅

Ooft aye, some of the quizzes really are so abstract you just think "What has this got to do with anything?"

Seoho really is a bit of a trickster, although also clumsy as hell lol. He's a danger to himself and others. But those vocals indeed! Voice of an angel.

Vixx definitely have a vibe that is kinda love it or hate it, but I was an emo/goth kid, love horror and dark stuff, so Vixx are perfect for me 😂 Never would have guessed you were a Shawol, not in a million years! /s

Ugh Taemin is such a disaster sometimes. He'll make you think he's a well functioning adult and then suddenly he'll not know what broccoli is and you just despair 🤣

I've been into Oneus since... maybe February this year? I only got dragged into kpop in January though 😅 My friend sent me a bunch of recommendations, Valkyrie and TBONTB being two of them. I though they were good but didn't totally hook me, but then I clicked onto the No Diggity MV and that was me, doomed 😆

I loved the style of the video, and the heavier sound for the song. Plus Woong's expressions and whole vibe were just ☠

What about you?

i like melting 😍 burning not so much but that's what sunscreen is for 😂 i have a trauma from that one time when i was a kid and spent the entire day in the water without sunscreen... i was shedding skin like a snake 😆 100% not a recommended experience lmao

hahaha the ridiculousness of some quizzes is impressive! i like the ones where i pick random photos because i usually have no clue what result what any of them is supposed to say about me 😆

i find clumsy people relatable. i'm also a danger to myself 😔 sometimes i doubt if my limbs are really connected to my brain 😂

i love horror too! scary and creepy stuff is great! i had a phase (in junior high, of course) when i only listened to metal and jrock/visual key lmao.

i became a fan in late spring. fell in love with twilight on first listen 😂 no diggity isn't among my fave title tracks but i love the visuals in the mv 😍 their mvs are usually pretty great, i love watching them. but that shouldn't be a surprise since there's nothing i love watching more than mvs 😂 well okay, i love animal videos more, i admit that 😆 much more 😆

ah, i suddenly remembered that my mom once came in when i was watching come back home and she got scared... idk how it's possible that i love horror so much and she wouldn't watch a horror movie even if someone paid her good money 😂

oh no, please don't mention the broccoli incident... as a big fan of broccoli i try very hard to erase it from my brain and yet it always comes back 😂