#ugh hygiene. lmao

[orcelito]

Made some progress on ITNL 15 editing during some downtime in my shift today. I think the writing juices are through for now, but I made progress, and now I am Even Closer to done...

Gonna try my best to finish writing first thing tomorrow so I can maybe be done with editing about midday. Best case scenario, I could have an update out within... 16 hours? Within 24 hours tho almost definitely.

Soon...

[neganium]

Still kind of debating being brave and trying out youtube for a bit. the thought of the huge pile of unwatched videos waiting there for me kind of puts me off, however.

[prentissluvr]

also following on from my last anon thingy, if he’s shaving u or anything he’d be such a perfectionist abt it like he’d js be like “wait there’s still spots here” and “hold still!” and he’d get so into it. also like if you ask him to check you got everything wherever your shaving he’d do a thorough check and then take the razor and get the spots because he has longer arms than you. also when u and him first get together and u make him do skincare with you he’s like “ugh skincare” and then like after a while he’s like “when are we doing skincare” and follow you around like a puppy asking about it. that and he’d be like “ooh can we do this face mask” and he’d put lotion on your face and everything and massage it into ur skin and he’d get so sassy with it like “no you’re not doing it right” and proceed to show u how to do it (despite you having done it for ages) and you’d have like playful quarrels over it and then one of you would make some immature joke and js giggle like immature teens after

-💽

LOL the idea of him being so focused and invested in the task of helping you shave is the most adorable thing ever omg. he's talking all soft and his face is all concentrated and it's just so <3333 you're making heart eyes at him and he doesn't even notice until he'd done and you start kissing him lmao

i'm a big believer that, when sam gets the time or chance, he finds personal hygiene to be very important! it's one of the very few things he has control over and yk his thing about being clean/pure hehe we won't get into how that makes me feel though!! (screaming and clawing at my walls. my poor boy). he doesn't have the time or energy for a long or complicated skin or hair routine, but he does like to do it!

so when he gets to do it with you, he's so into it!! it's so soft and domestic to do that sort of thing together. some of his favorite moments with you will always be getting a long night to go through a full shower, hair, and skin care routine together! it's soft and quiet and normal and with you. him correcting you about it even when you're the one who taught him more skincare stuff is sooo so cute and silly and i love it sm heh <33 it all just gives both of you the chance to let go and be silly and soft. giggling together, bumping hips and elbows in the small space of the bathroom, making stupid jokes, and falling asleep feeling refreshed and clean and loved <3

[tarot-by-e11e]

Heyy! How are you? 😊 I'd like to participate in the Home tarot game please! I'm Karishma and there's so many cool features I'd like for my dream home!

TL;DR

1. First, I need security because my home is gonna have a lot of features! I want my own pool, a library, a movie theater, a bowling alley, a large kitchen with marble counter tops and maybe an island in it too! I also would like a music studio, a study room/office, a large bedroom with the biggest bed I can find lol 🤭 I'm not sure an Alaskan bed will be big enough 😂 I really really always wanted a spiral staircase 😍 ooh! And a tiny room under the stairwell! And a huge yard/acres of space for my cats and future pets 🤩 Maybe also a huge room filled with cat toys and cat trees as well. Oh, and a catio too! I would love a wardrobe filled with tons of pretty clothes and shoes, and I'd never struggle to afford clothing ever again. I would love the closet that Miley had in Hannah Montana. That was every girl's dream back in the day 😂 I wanna furnish my home with lots of pretty art and paintings and have plants too! Ooh! And a garden as well!!! I know these aren't part of the actual home, but I'd like private chefs and butlers and maids! What else am I missing? 😂 Hmm... I'd like an attic as well and put some comfy beds up there and make it cozy! And of course, it should come with a ceiling window! I've seen this on social media and I fell in love with the idea 😍 To be even more grand (lol sorry 😂) I'll have a smaller house as well so I can be cozy one day and feel luxurious the next day! It'll depend on my mood lol. An underground tunnel or a secret passageway is ideal too 🤩 why not right?!

2. For my ideal self care routine, I'd of course keep up with my basic hygiene, but also style my hair whenever I want to. I'd dress up in my prettiest or comfiest clothes and wear pretty jewelery if I'm in the mood. I'd use all my favorite lotions and perfumes. I'd get manicures and pedicures any time I want to ^-^ I'd buy all my favorite things if money wasn't an issue. There's this plushie at my local tea house that I've been eyeing but it's so expensive ugh 😭 27 dollars!!! Wth?! Oh yeah, speaking of tea houses, I'd love to go get boba tea and eat some yummy food, then play video games, read comics, and hang out with my friends. I'd also love to cuddle with my cats!! The oldest one doesn't like to cuddle lmao XD so, that would be nice if he did cuddle with me. Also, I'd love to sing and dance to my favorite songs without anyone watching and hearing me hahaha. I get embarrassed too easily 😂 I'd also do some arts and crafts as well! Ooh, and go sightseeing!

Okay, let me shut up, I'll just keep on rambling LMAO. If you've made it this far, thank you so much!! Love you ^-^ ♥♉

Hi Karishma,

Thank you so much for participating in my Home ask game.

First of all, I love how you know exactly what you want and need if money isn't an issue! Mad respect for the thorough breakdown of your ideal house, backed by your preference's explanation!

Now your ideal self-care is nothing short of detailed and intentionally curate to your needs and wants! But seriously, Money is not an issue in this question! So get that plushie!!

OMG cats!!!!!! Oh no the oldest cat might like, "mooooommm, I'm not a baby cat anymore!! shttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppp!!"

So the cards I pulled are: Page of Swords, Fool, 9 of Swords

So what I love about how much this card makes sense in your reading is that you're meant to keep being inspired, explore, and stay curious to be at home in your body and life. What this means is that you are encouraged to keep moving forward, keep getting better, keep shining, and keep learning. Basically, you're allergic to stagnancy.

This can be interpreted in many ways. You can start a new work out routine. Travel more. Go back to school. Sign up for dance classes and other workshops. Collaborate with like-minded individuals in your industry, etc. It really depends on what catches your fancy and your goals in life.

And the Fool card just loves to back up the Page of Swords in your reading. Literally put yourself out into the world, explore new horizons, meet new people, make friends online and abroad! Literally get out of your pajamas, pack your bags and book the next flight out your country. If international travel is too pricey, start road trips locally.

Finally, it feels like you want to break free from 9 of Swords: fear, anxiety, heck, I heard limiting beliefs and self-sabotaging tendencies. You're encouraged to find ways to break free from the aforementioned. Now this one is needs every possible delicacy to suggest. Find the method that works for you. What method that works for others may not work for you and vice versa.

So in this last card, to be at home in your own body and life, you are highly supported by your guides to approach this as an exploration of finding yourself. It seems vague, because it's not meant to be something that I would suggest to you in a practical manner. The task and responsibility on your journey lies in your shoulders.

So dear, don't beat yourself up if one method doesn't work, just keep researching and trying out new ways to be at home in your body that actually works for you and your current lifestyle. It doesn't have to be grand and expensive, it needs only to make sense to you.

This concludes the end of your reading. Do let me know how this resonates with you. Feel free to show some support via my Buy Me A Coffee here (This reading is for entertainment purposes only.)

[dualityvn]

Ugh, don’t CARE about my well being it makes me feel weird. That’s my job, I’m the one who’s supposed to worry about you.

Thats how this works. I stay hygienic at the least and then ignore all my other needs to help you take care of yours. 💀

You guys are making him go full mom mode, lmao

"I will hear none of that! If you want to fulfill my needs, I need you to eat three meals a day and sleep properly, leave time for yourself, and let me take care of you! All my other needs are doing just fine thank you very much." - Keith

[apoptoses]

I CAN'T believe that was your first time writing femslash! You're such a gifted writer, I feel like I can't stress it enough fr 🥹

Such a fun (and stupidly hot) experience to read this version of them, you captured their dynamic so perfectly but made the little differences so palpable and enjoyable.

“Daniel. What is a ‘kotex’ pad, and why does it say that it has wings?” lmfao please I need her so badly. Felt for Daniel's horrendous experience with period cramps at the drugstore tho, been there way too many times (but sadly I've never had a hot redhead trailing after me). And her struggle with femininity and butchness and not fitting in, ugh. She's absolutely perfect.

Armand's Farrah Fawcett hair killed me!! She absolutely would and she would want to know every single thing about tampons and watch Daniel put one in in front of her (honestly boy!Armand would too imo) and then eat her out in a semi-public space AND buy her all the candy she'd been thinking about. Dynamic of all time in every universe I swear.

So grateful for you and this fandom for giving me the opportunity to spend a whole weekend reading femslash xoxo DA, hope you see you around more often! 🥹❤️❤️

omg thank you!!! I was so nervous about it because one, I'd never written femslash, and then two adding the butch/femme dynamic to the mix felt like a vulnerable thing? It really turned into a piece about self esteem and identity but I think the smut melted that aspect out of everyone's minds, so maybe it didn't resonate like I'd hoped lmao

But YAY I'm glad it was still them even with that major aspect of who they are changed. That was the biggest challenge, I think, keeping them who they are while adding these new internal conflicts.

And yeah absolutely Armand would want to know all about these feminine hygiene products lmao That felt like a Copley moment, 'I didn't know what you wanted so I got you one of everything', except this time instead of michelin star food it's menstrual products and pharmacy candy lmao Even when Daniel wins he/she loses because now every single item is gonna have to be consumed and explored so Armand can get a secondhand experience.

I'm so glad you liked it!! And I'm so happy the fandom did this too, we don't get enough lady-love around here ❤️

And I'm hoping to be around more, I have a fic idea cooking which...idk if anyone will actually want, but Daniel's first visit to Venice and his experience reading Armand's words from his interview with Louis vs the real, in person encounters with Armand is heavy on my mind lately. I've got lots of feelings about Armand and people pleasing, and his acts of voyeurism so hopefully it'll cook up into something palatable. Fingers crossed!! ❤️

[fictionkinfessions]

Hey, just wanted to respond to Twilight's ask game about body image! (Side note, they're really good at making these questions!!! All of them really interesting!!! /gen)

I've never really seen myself as anything other than who I am irl, but I'll admit that I do put effort into trying to appear, you know, more like me. I've cut my hair short and dyed it red irl, for example. It helps that I sorta look the same irl to begin with, as far as things like general body type, hair texture (very very fluffy lmao), and... ugh, I guess the baby-face, too. (grrrr why can I never escape having no chin whatsoever). Also, is it weird that I almost wish I was shorter? I mean, don't get me wrong, it's nice to be able to reach shelves and stuff, but in my canon I'm just. A lil guy. Lil tiny scrunkly dude. Why can't that be me irl :(

One big issue I have though is, like, with clothes. I really really wish I could wear cute skirts and accessories and stuff irl like I do in canon, but I never really leave my house much so I just don't see the point of dressing up when I really don't do much. I would bring up that one of the reasons I don't accessorize a lot is because of my sensory issues, but the stuff that I wear in canon doesn't really set that off, thankfully. Either way, I look so cool and pretty in canon and then irl I'm just out here wearing the same Twenty One Pilots hoodie for 3 days in a row (mental illness makes proper hygiene hard as hell 😔) with black jeans and the rattiest fucking Converse known to man. Like seriously wtf happened 💀

Also, this isn't related to body image persay, but as a transmasc person, I have a higher-pitched voice than most cis dudes, but I've also always had a fairly androgynous voice in general, so I sound pretty much the same irl as I do in character (minus the whole computer-sounding shit ofc)! Also when I chose my name at the beginning of my transition I chose one starting with an F because of course I did lmaooo

Yeah, that's about it. Sorry for so many unrelated parentheses-tangent-things. I have a lot of thoughts that I really want to share with anyone who's willing to give me the time and attention lmao

-Fukase (#👁❌️🔴)

🍃

[m1ckeyb3rry]

And the shower counter goes up by one LMAOOO /j we all know you have good hygiene it’s part of the mega rizz aura you have

STOP NOT THE “haha unless” LMAOO the more we think the more your list grows I’ll save the provocation for another time when you’re not as swamped LMAO keeping my brain empty for the time being

Omg you’re so right I knew I was missing something…I’m crying yuki going through it in the miraverse HAHAHA time to do him some justice except he’s gonna lose his shit as our bestie too LOLLL

The more I think the more I spiral gentleman Barou >>>> ok but he would SO do that like he grits his teeth and just keeps his frustration under control for the most part and once Karasu comes back he’s like “what the FUCK did you just put me through I can’t believe you like such an idiot of a bowler she ruined my prized bowling ball too” (I’d lowk imagine Barou at some point catches onto Karasu’s feelings HAHA)

Yess def give it a try! I think usually carbonated things help generally but ginger ale has the double whammy with the ginger (who knew ginger had such good properties LOL) wait ugh omg I can’t believe I forgot about this too! I’ve personally never really tried it out but I’ve seen people recommending like vaporub? Or similar uh minty/tingly salves that can help alleviate the discomfort…..not exactly certain how exactly where you’re supposed to put it on (it might be directly the stomach area?) but I do remember some people mentioning a hack like that….either way manifesting that you just don’t have anymore nausea!!! SO excited for bfb tho!! Omggg guys 75% done! (The “I hope” makes me laugh so hard LMAO)

-Karasu anon

LMAOAOAO the rizz is just me smelling good because i shower sm (jk i don’t it just sounds like i do because it’s been a relevant topic as of late) 😭

NOOOO BECAUSE ONE OF MY MUTUALS CAME TO MY INBOX TO COOK ABT A DETECTIVE AU I’M CRYING 😩😩😩 i need to lock in and finish bfb though HDFHJSJS it has been tooo long in the making!! as soon as that’s out it’ll be such a burden lifted (not that it’s a burden because i’m having fun writing it but it’s like the most pressing “to be written” thing i have atm so i feel like i’m being bad by thinking abt other things when it’s still on the plate)

there truly is no peaceful path for yuki in the miraverse…honestly he deserves to be a little silly a little crazy a little villainous as like a treat for having to deal w everyone in bllk with as much patience as he does 😰

BAROU THE GENTLEMAN OF ALL TIME WE KNEW IT 🤩 imagine it’s like a trio thing w her barou and nagi which means that barou is constantly yelling at nagi even though objectively reader is doing way way worse and at some point nagi is like “why don’t you yell at her for literally losing your favorite ball in the gutter 🙁” and barou loses his shit FHSKDKKS like how could nagi even CONSIDER yelling at a woman??? it’s obviously nbd that she did that??? (he’s heartbroken) karasu is not hearing the end of it though 😔 barou gives me either super astute or super oblivious vibes so either he’s like “you’re so dumb for liking her” or he’s like “i tried giving her bowling lessons while you were walking your goldfish like you asked but at this point only professional intervention can save her 😐”

ik mint gum definitely helps me personally!! i’m not a huge carbonated beverages drinker sadly 😔💔 but i got ginger lemon iced tea and cough drops which have been helping!! i’ve been getting carsick sadly which is annoying because i was hoping to write on my phone while we were driving to and from places but it is what is…the iced tea did help a ton though HAHA ginger ftw!!

[angelic-writer]

If it's not a lot, could we request a oneshot (not sure if you only do oneshots or not) about the Cairyx's roomie timeline from Missr3n3's blog? Just the spider boy being his typical self and Roomie having to keep dealing with it <- Roomie doesn't have a real name or specific identity cause they're a mainly anon-made character

The tag is "cdta cairyx roomie au" for all the right-now lore (not that it's exactly deep or anything but still lmao)

I looked through the tag and wow! Okay, I think I can do something with this.

CW: Arachnophobia, Light gore (Just pieces of flesh and dead rodents, no big deal.)

You arrive home after a grueling day at work. You have a job of cleaning up bathrooms at a local baseball stadium which would be fine if it weren't for the fact that the people sometimes leave... messes that you would rather not remember. The only positive things about it were your co-workers and the games were somewhat enjoyable. Oh, and the food. The food was good. The messes weren't enough for you to lose your appetite.

It was around 10 PM when you arrived at your apartment. Your body was aching and your feet felt like they were detached from your legs. At that moment, you just wanted to lay down and sleep, hygiene be damned. After taking off your shoes and your name tag, you flop down onto your bed.

...Only to feel something warm and slick.

You jump back and turn on the lights only to groan at the sight.

There were dead animal carcasses littered all over your bed. Mice, rats, bats - was that a deer leg? You should've been revolted by this, but you've dealt with your roommate's shenanigans long enough for you to know the pattern.

You hear a buzzing static coming from your computer screen. You turn to see the head of a humanoid spider poking its head out of the screen, its blue and red eyes staring back at you. You just stared at his insect face.

"...Really, Cairyx? While I'm at work?"

"i was hungry. :::)"

"You could've waited until I got home. Now I have to wash the sheets again!" You look at yourself, seeing your blood-stained uniform. "Ugh, I just washed this! Thanks a lot."

Cairyx continued to stare at you as you grumble to yourself.

This was your life for a year and a half. New electronic appliances being ruined by your strange spider roommate, the washing machine being used again and again to try and wash out the blood from your clothes and sheets - You had no idea how much money you spent on bleach and detergent.

By now, your trash can smelled like rotting flesh, giving you odd looks from the garbage man.

You didn't care anymore. Cairyx was the only thing keeping you company at this point.

After another grueling three hours of washing the blood off of everything, you were beyond tired. You just wanted the whole day to be done. After you haphazardly brush your teeth, you lay on your now dry and warm bedsheets. You drift off within seconds, hoping that Cairyx doesn't do anything else.

When you wake up the next morning, it was 11 AM. You didn't have to be at work until 5, so you still had time. You walk over to your fridge and open it only to notice something that wasn't there before.

A blender was put in there, filled with bloody chunks of flesh and bones. Did he seriously try to make a flesh smoothie? Sighing, you close your fridge. I'll just eat a banana...

[fighting4ml]

Bitch you don’t even floss. What’s wrong w me. Why was I sticking up for you so hard. Ew. Disgusted. It’s cool.Bitch u just now getting somewhere w hygiene. Bitch talk about I wasn’t rockin w you. Did you see what I was working w. Bitch den wanted to lead me. I’m done. I’m off ya ass. I feel yo bitch ass energy it’s all good. Yea I’m pissed bitch lmao you just L’d me out bitch after you got caught up. It’s just so funny atp fr cause I was really da bed. Trusting you. Thinking bro. I gotta do sum witchu. Still trynna convince myself to love you. When I did bro. You just was greedy. Always have been it don’t matter who it was. Princess/ Blaine/ any of my fucking friends. Ugh whatever

[getoutofmytardis]

hmm bit irked again ngl i was putting stuff in the bin and there was just. a whole razor. in there. and bear in mind this persons only been tattooing for like 5 months so in my head it’s like. helpful if i say something (because i desperately wish people told me how to do things right when i was starting out) so i literally just said oh you know you can snap the head off and put it in the sharps bin? and they were like oh yeah so and so said they cut themselves doing that once so i don’t wanna. huh? ?oh my god. ? i was trying to be nice dude that was the politest way i could say why the fuck did you put a whole razor in the bin?? yeah if you take the razor off wrong you’re gonna cut yourself so do it fucking properly? what the fuck? also like. what if it slices the bag open and u got clinical waste spilling everywhere. or someone cuts themself on it because they don’t realise there’s a fucking razor in the bin. i would argue that’s worse than being scared of cutting yourself (which like. be so fr man. i’ve literally never cut myself taking a razor a part because it’s not fucking rocket science. maybe don’t work with sharps as a job if you don’t know how to handle sharps actually) like bro it didn’t even have the guard on it what the fuck. anyway i didn’t say any of those things because i didn’t wanna be rude and just said right ok if you do it like this you won’t cut yourself and they were literally just like lol yeah i’m not gonna risk it. dude??? i’m trying to help?? i feel like i’m going insane. ALSO. they were tattooing themself later and i saw them just move the (UNWRAPPED) light around with their gloves on. lol. lmao even. like saw with my own two eyes them put their hand on the tattoo, their hand on the light, and their hand on the tattoo again. again i didn’t wanna say anything because i didn’t want to seem rude or like i was criticising them in front of other people but also oh my god oh my God that’s so fucking gross. fucking hope they cleaned it after ffs. hope they don’t get an infection. hope if they do get an infection they learn their fucking lesson. similar energy to when i see people move their glasses with their gloved hands like dudeeee you realise how gross that is right. please realise how gross that is. like even if the person doesn’t have a disease or whatever you’ve still got blood and vaseline and ink everywhere. did y’all not fucking bother looking up cross contamination while learning to tattoo. the fucking state of tattooers sometimes fucks sake. i love ranting to no one lol sorry guys but fr what the fuck. like fr i so wish when i was starting out ppl told me off when i did things wrong. like i assume in 10 years or whatever i’ll have more confidence to say when people are doing stuff wrong and be like ok no you’re actually putting people in danger when you act like that this is how you do stuff properly. why’ve i gotta be a coward about it man. ugh. but yeah. i don’t know if it’s because i’m a guest not a resident that they didn’t listen to me or if it is just bc that other person had told them it was fine before but like. not to be a dick i’ve been tattooing longer than that other person and also they were an apprentice to someone who i know for a fact is dog shit at hygiene who was an apprentice to someone who i know for a fact is also dog shit at hygiene. i actually thought they might have put more effort into not being dog shit at hygiene. alas. the endless fucking cycle continues i guess. but yeah like dude take the second opinion? please? i’m actually begging you.

trying not to have a meltdown about someone else using my second skin because it is fine just a bit annoyed they didn’t ask first (i usually don’t give a shit if ppl ask idk why it’s irked me so much lol) but yeah. actually worried tho bc other ppls hygiene standards are absolutely dog shit sometimes qnd i just fucking bought it but also maybe i should trust people a bit more

[tidepoolalgae]

went to the dentist for the first time since the pandemic started and it was kinda strange but my teeth are healthy!!

[huphilpuffs]

hi fellow chronically ill peeps do any of you have ~less common~ advice for sleep? mine is getting worse again and i’m kinda really desperate to avoid going to the doctor about it

[afrival]

perhaps some kiribaku hcs 👀

I’ve had this anon saved for months now and now I shall finally use it bc I’m desperate to do something that is not x readers 😩

no warnings

•=====================•

- They have contests in public to see who can embarrass the other more, Bakugou usually wins lmao

- Izuku was actually a contributor to them getting together, bc he knew Katsuki was too stubborn to confess for his own good

- They traded habits at some point like. Bakugou suddenly got a lot more into his personal hygiene (eyebrows, nails, proper hair care, etc) and Kirishima got a LOT more organized with school work and space in general

- Bakugou steals all Kirshima’s clothes like fucking all of them. Mf will not give them back it’s like trying to take catnip from a tiger

- Dogboy and Catboy leaning power couple 🙌

- Bakugou couldn’t give less of a shit abt pda and that’s absolutely perfect for Kiri who absolutely loves it. They just don’t kiss in public bc that’s the one thing that Bakugou gets flustered abt

- Bakugou mellowed out A LOT after a few years, like he became a lot more open and outgoing rather than “grrrr I hate everybody don’t talk to me”

- Kiri likes to interrupt Bakugou’s sentences just to try and guess what he’s gonna say, bc they’re the “perfect couple” like that, but he always guesses wrong lol

- Their relationship dynamic is best friends who happen to hold hands sometimes. They get mistaken as two good bros a lot

- They figured out how to combine their quirks to do some sick ass duo-moves and they got really popular for it

- Bakugou has an Instagram account however it’s just two posts that are blurry close ups of Kiri’s face

- Meanwhile Kirishima’s Instagram is absolutely beautiful and aesthetic. The aesthetic is ruined occasionally by low quality photos of Bakugou looking like a cryptid

- Bakugou calls Kirishima “Ej” bc that’s cute

- They spent several hours making a playlist for their relationship and by “they” I mean Kirishima did all of it. (insert me plugging my own KiriBaku playlist here)

- Bakugou can actually sing rlly well lmao, that’s not related to KiriBaku I just wanted to throw that in

Ugh I love these two

[leonakingscholarship]

K so I wanted to do the ask about ocs thingy but I have no clue what to ask about so I used google lol

who has the bigger di-

Do they sleep with a stuffed animal and if so what is it?

Since they exist in the canon timeline, what are their friend groups like?

What is a gross fact about them? (The Madeline character you based Dior on seems to me like she’d keep her toenails in a jar ngl)

Stranded on an island, what 4 items would they bring?

What do you think your ocs smell like ? (The questions suggested on google are getting stranger but I will go with it)

What kind of memes would they send on their group-chat ?

What pickup lines would they use when flirting? What line worked on Jamil and why was it “may I slither in your bed”

And 2/3 random facts of your choice because my two brain cells have run out of ideas :>

Cleophus has a bigger d 🥵🥵

Dior:

1. Dior has a 15 inches chibi Jamil stuffed toy that he commissioned to someone

2. His friends are Kalim and Jamil. He’s also friends with Cater and Trey.

3. This is disgusting but it's supposed to be like that right? so yeah, He is willing to eat something that Jamil spat out.

4. -His Magic hat. In his Magic hat, You can pull out a tall and round table, teapots, a portable kettle that magically fills itself with water, tea bags, and a dessert stand.

- Jamil nui

- his best friend ChibiChibi (that sleeps inside his teacup headpiece)

- Chess (ChibiChibi knows how to play chess so they play it together)

5. He loves smelling like sweets, so it’s either Vanilla, Chocolate, or Cotton Candy

6. He send wholesome memes like this

7. LMAO YES IT’S “Jamil, may i slither in your bed” *twirls hair* *twirls hair*. That pick up line makes Jamil cover Dior’s mouth but deep inside he loves it.

8. - Dior and Jamil were haters to lovers. Jamil hated him since Dior is noisy as fuck. Dior hated Jamil too for being to cold but after a couple of months, Him and Jamil grew feelings for each other.

- Dior is a brat. He nags A LOT. was that a slice of banana in his dessert? Yeah he’ll throw tantrums. (He doesn’t throw tantrums to Jamil tho. He’ll just respectfully tell Jamil to never put things in his food that he doesn’t like.

- his unique magic is “Share the Voice”. By chanting “hear the melody, hear the harmony, Share the voice!!” it allows him to lend an animal a voice that can last for up to 3 hours.

Cleophus:

1. Cleophus sleeps with his cute mummy stuffed toy that his grandma gave him.

2. He doesn’t have friends. He hates everyone

3. Nothing really. He's very hygienic and easily disgusted. Do you smell bad after being sweaty in gym class? Distance yourself for approximately 0.75 meters from him

4. - A fan. Cleophus HATES being sweaty

- his Mirror

- Water.

- a big ass umbrella since he doesn’t want to get sunburns (incase it's hot and sunny)

5. He smells expensive. He smells like this perfume from bvlgari. He also probably smells like those perfumes from Chanel, Gucci and anything expensive

6. Cleophus doesn’t have friends to be in a group chat but if someone still added him, he wouldn’t really send memes. But since Cleophus is a jerk ass, he will react to memes by saying stuff like “is that supposed to be funny?”, “wow i’m laughing so hard rn🙂”.

7. He doesn’t flirt with people, people flirt with him.

8. - as I mentioned earlier, he’s easily disgusted. He HATES sweat so if ur sweaty and you accidentally touched him, he won’t hesitate to yell “UGH! Disgusting!!” at you.

- people expected Cleophus and Vil to be friends but no. He also hates Vil even if they have some things in common.

- he’s petty . One time, his classmate said something to him that annoyed him so he payed someone to put a rotten Durian in his classmate’s dorm room.

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Is it me or were the Townsville citizens overly harsh when they chased Buttercup out of town for not bathing?? Idk, I was a child who also hated bathing once upon a time + I did it cause BC did it and I thought it was cool when she refused bathing so 🤔

Ugh okay love this question absolutely. There is probably a very poetic and validating answer to it, and then there is my answer, which is none of those things:

ONE) I hate this episode not because they chase BC out of town but because it’s so fucking gross—the mud, the snot, the monster gunk, ew. It grossed me out so much as a kid, I was rooting for the mob 🤢🤢🤢 (a/n: I’m hella squeamish body fluids gross me out everything grosses me out I’m easily grossed out! is this clear yet? I do not like gross things!!!!) imagine little six-year old me like Buttercup babe what is you doing????? NOOOOOO

Like how did the professor not notice one of his children wasn’t washing their damn ass?? how do you miss that? She shares a bed with your other children, and now they ain’t clean anymore either??? None of them would be clean cause buttercup’s up in that damn bed cross-contaminating it!! YOU TUCK THEM IN EVERY NIGHT?! YOU LIVE WITH THEM!? HOW!?

Smh ultimately it’s a bad look for the Professor—like maybe his worst shitty single dad moment fr. He’s got a few of them, but this takes the cake for me. Tbh I’d be up in that mob too, demanding answers. But ideally, instead of hunting down the child, we’d be hunting down the parent lmao

TWO) So do I think it was harsh that the citizens of Townsville were chasing her down?? Yeah, probs lol. They should have gone after the Professor. I’d imagine if something like that happened to a child irl it’d be obviously traumatizing. But Townsville is such a fickle character, them chasing her down is actually so in-character that I wouldn’t expect anything different.

The episode also lends to my fan theory that Townsville’s love for the girls is ultimately conditional, which inflates the girls’ fear of abandonment and rejection, and in a panic to seek love, solidifies the girls’ roles as the City’s resident children soldiers. But that’s a whole other post somewhere else on this blog.

HOWEVER do I understand where the citizens of Townsville are coming from? Yes. Children smell. They’re grubby and gross and ugh so full of spit and snot. If I was the Prof I would have taken Buttercup out back and sprayed her down with the garden hose like nature intended. I wouldn’t take no for an answer. Call me a bad parent idc but you’re washing your ass.

THREE) ultimately, it’s a cartoon with a designated “lesson” for a majority of its episodes. And I’m pretty damn sure the lesson for this episode was “SUCK IT UP AND WASH UR DAMN ASS YOU NASTY FUCKING CHILDREN,” likely aimed at those kids who had shit parents that never taught them about hygiene OR (more likely) aimed at the gross crusty kids who didn’t like baths and made it everyone else’s fucking problem all the time, which was most every kid, because, again, kids are gross.

And the writers chose Buttercup because canonically she was low-key a little gross.

Hopefully, the writers achieved their goal and the episode did it’s job.

FOUR) This post is NOT about children who don’t have access to clean water for whatever reason. Or children who have sensory issues and don’t like baths. Those children can’t help it. It’s never their fault

I’m specifically mad at all the nasty kids I knew growing up from my community who thought jumping into their family’s chlorinated pool was FUCKING BATHING!?!??!?!?????? IT ONLY MAKES YOU SMELL WORSE