#ugh hygiene. lmao

[orcelito]

Made some progress on ITNL 15 editing during some downtime in my shift today. I think the writing juices are through for now, but I made progress, and now I am Even Closer to done...

Gonna try my best to finish writing first thing tomorrow so I can maybe be done with editing about midday. Best case scenario, I could have an update out within... 16 hours? Within 24 hours tho almost definitely.

Soon...

[starsandgutters]

Aaron + 14

14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.

I think Aaron loves the IDEA of dressing smart and looking very professional/put together, but I don’t think he enjoys the reality of it. My Aaron has ADHD so there’s a lot of sensory aspects to wearing more professional clothes that don’t always sit with him, and he’s got a gut instinct that he always wants to have easy movement (it’s part of his CPTSD) so the restrictiveness of them doesn’t always sit right with him either. Plus he just hasn’t been able to afford very nice clothes in his life. I think he likes the excuse to get dressed up for work events/friends’ weddings in the future when he can afford nice tailored suits (trying to find trousers off the rack that fit his legs! Impossible 😭), but he’ll also be the one halfway through dinner with the jacket off, tie loosened, and sleeves rolled up to his elbows.

Mostly I think you’ll get him in comfy clothes, and since he’s active that’ll be a lot of sweatpants (jeans are fine casual wear but when you’ve got DOMS in your legs that make getting off the toilet a challenge, sometimes the pressure of jeans against skin is NOT serving you) and hoodies (he runs cold). He would also LIKE to be kind of dark academia aesthetic but a lot of the knitted jumpers have itchy material he doesn’t like and once you get into too many layers it feels restrictive again, so there’s a disconnect from how he’d LIKE to dress & how he does. Especially since he’s exhausted between classes and assignments and practice and all the general shit drama that goes on with the Foxes ALL ! THE ! TIME ! To be wasting extra brain energy on putting outfits together.

He’ll put in more effort for dates and has a few nice outfits in the style he likes but doesn’t usually wear for if he and Katelyn are going somewhere a bit fancy. I think she probably gets him little pieces as gifts now and then. Sweaters with nice soft fleece insides, button up shirts with fun patterns on them Aaron would never buy for himself but will wear because they’re from her.

He grew up with little choice, so younger Aaron was really in whatever he could get his hands on. Often secondhand. Sometimes threadbare. Never in style. Clothes he’d wear until they started to fall apart. Very rough when he was really young and hadn’t been taught how to maintain his hygiene. Sort of learned that through negative reinforcement from his peers and became really meticulous about it. Hand washed in cold water over the bathtub a lot of the time because they’d have no power or the machine would be broke or he’d have no change for the laundromat.

He’s around for the rise of emo but I think he’s anti-skinny jeans LMAO. Loves a good band shirt/graphic tee, especially if it’s got a subtle logo. Like a nod towards his interests without loudly broadcasting them (people can’t mock you if they don’t know what it is, another fun CPTSD behaviour!). Owns at least a couple of all black outfits for Eden’s. I think dark jeans, cargo pants, loose plain black tee, black button up (long and short sleeve, these are from his bartending days actually). I think outside of that he likes earthy colours. Greens/browns/maroons/dark reds/deep purples.

Like he’s not a huge fan of orange or particularly overflowing with team pep but he will wear his varsity jacket a lot because it’s comfy & easy & Katelyn likes to “steal” it to wear & also sometimes people are nicer to him if they see him as an athlete. Which, ugh, whatever, but also, ugh, the desperate desire for some small positive social interactions that he will never admit to. Think he also has a denim jacket in his regular rotation and a couple of hoodies he likes.

Since Aaron doesn’t like to stick out much and purposefully tries to blend into the background I don’t think he’d have a super distinct “style” and he really just goes with what’s comfiest most days!

[astronautical-operatics]

these burning stars - bethany jacobs

4.5 stars. this is a pretty satisfying gay space fantasy sci-fi type book imo. it’s right up my alley anyway. love all the main characters and how their paths cross. giant plot twist that made me go woahhhh. one interesting tidbit is that the author chooses to use “it” as the neutral pronoun given to students until they graduate and choose pronouns and a name. read a few books with different gender rules and forms of gender neutral language but never one with “it”. i noticed it more than like made up fantasy neopronouns because of its familiarity and dehumanizing connotations i think.

the characters in this are sexy and complex and all interwoven. one MC is a lesbian hacker w a buff gf (bonus points for strap sex, on a spaceship no less). one MC is a stoic cleric type who beat a pedophile to death and also has this complicated relationship with her hot ruthless older mentor (mentoress?) lmao heiress type figure. and the other MC is said hot heiress lady who is characterized as just being so brutal and sharp and calculating and vicious and hot. and there’s also a mysterious nonbinary assassin type figure who is super alluring and who this heiress has been chasing for years and years. and the cleric also has a past with. also the political aspect of the book is well built and seems to fade in and out when needed. i also love when authors insert like holy texts or scrolls every so often. plus i have a very soft spot for any sci fi that includes some type of med or hygiene bots. they are like pets to me. this one has suture bots. and ugh just so many good lesbians/wlw characters. by good i mean i want to chew on them. also love the author’s writing style. it’s so easy to get into and the descriptions are so nice. in particular the way she describes this “six” character’s voice is enchanting even with so few words. and also there’s a death scene from a character’s perspective and it was really cool to listen to, no offense to character.

[prentissluvr]

also following on from my last anon thingy, if he’s shaving u or anything he’d be such a perfectionist abt it like he’d js be like “wait there’s still spots here” and “hold still!” and he’d get so into it. also like if you ask him to check you got everything wherever your shaving he’d do a thorough check and then take the razor and get the spots because he has longer arms than you. also when u and him first get together and u make him do skincare with you he’s like “ugh skincare” and then like after a while he’s like “when are we doing skincare” and follow you around like a puppy asking about it. that and he’d be like “ooh can we do this face mask” and he’d put lotion on your face and everything and massage it into ur skin and he’d get so sassy with it like “no you’re not doing it right” and proceed to show u how to do it (despite you having done it for ages) and you’d have like playful quarrels over it and then one of you would make some immature joke and js giggle like immature teens after

-💽

LOL the idea of him being so focused and invested in the task of helping you shave is the most adorable thing ever omg. he's talking all soft and his face is all concentrated and it's just so <3333 you're making heart eyes at him and he doesn't even notice until he'd done and you start kissing him lmao

i'm a big believer that, when sam gets the time or chance, he finds personal hygiene to be very important! it's one of the very few things he has control over and yk his thing about being clean/pure hehe we won't get into how that makes me feel though!! (screaming and clawing at my walls. my poor boy). he doesn't have the time or energy for a long or complicated skin or hair routine, but he does like to do it!

so when he gets to do it with you, he's so into it!! it's so soft and domestic to do that sort of thing together. some of his favorite moments with you will always be getting a long night to go through a full shower, hair, and skin care routine together! it's soft and quiet and normal and with you. him correcting you about it even when you're the one who taught him more skincare stuff is sooo so cute and silly and i love it sm heh <33 it all just gives both of you the chance to let go and be silly and soft. giggling together, bumping hips and elbows in the small space of the bathroom, making stupid jokes, and falling asleep feeling refreshed and clean and loved <3

[mweothe11e]

Heyy! How are you? 😊 I'd like to participate in the Home tarot game please! I'm Karishma and there's so many cool features I'd like for my dream home!

TL;DR

1. First, I need security because my home is gonna have a lot of features! I want my own pool, a library, a movie theater, a bowling alley, a large kitchen with marble counter tops and maybe an island in it too! I also would like a music studio, a study room/office, a large bedroom with the biggest bed I can find lol 🤭 I'm not sure an Alaskan bed will be big enough 😂 I really really always wanted a spiral staircase 😍 ooh! And a tiny room under the stairwell! And a huge yard/acres of space for my cats and future pets 🤩 Maybe also a huge room filled with cat toys and cat trees as well. Oh, and a catio too! I would love a wardrobe filled with tons of pretty clothes and shoes, and I'd never struggle to afford clothing ever again. I would love the closet that Miley had in Hannah Montana. That was every girl's dream back in the day 😂 I wanna furnish my home with lots of pretty art and paintings and have plants too! Ooh! And a garden as well!!! I know these aren't part of the actual home, but I'd like private chefs and butlers and maids! What else am I missing? 😂 Hmm... I'd like an attic as well and put some comfy beds up there and make it cozy! And of course, it should come with a ceiling window! I've seen this on social media and I fell in love with the idea 😍 To be even more grand (lol sorry 😂) I'll have a smaller house as well so I can be cozy one day and feel luxurious the next day! It'll depend on my mood lol. An underground tunnel or a secret passageway is ideal too 🤩 why not right?!

2. For my ideal self care routine, I'd of course keep up with my basic hygiene, but also style my hair whenever I want to. I'd dress up in my prettiest or comfiest clothes and wear pretty jewelery if I'm in the mood. I'd use all my favorite lotions and perfumes. I'd get manicures and pedicures any time I want to ^-^ I'd buy all my favorite things if money wasn't an issue. There's this plushie at my local tea house that I've been eyeing but it's so expensive ugh 😭 27 dollars!!! Wth?! Oh yeah, speaking of tea houses, I'd love to go get boba tea and eat some yummy food, then play video games, read comics, and hang out with my friends. I'd also love to cuddle with my cats!! The oldest one doesn't like to cuddle lmao XD so, that would be nice if he did cuddle with me. Also, I'd love to sing and dance to my favorite songs without anyone watching and hearing me hahaha. I get embarrassed too easily 😂 I'd also do some arts and crafts as well! Ooh, and go sightseeing!

Okay, let me shut up, I'll just keep on rambling LMAO. If you've made it this far, thank you so much!! Love you ^-^ ♥♉

Hi Karishma,

Thank you so much for participating in my Home ask game.

First of all, I love how you know exactly what you want and need if money isn't an issue! Mad respect for the thorough breakdown of your ideal house, backed by your preference's explanation!

Now your ideal self-care is nothing short of detailed and intentionally curate to your needs and wants! But seriously, Money is not an issue in this question! So get that plushie!!

OMG cats!!!!!! Oh no the oldest cat might like, "mooooommm, I'm not a baby cat anymore!! shttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppp!!"

So the cards I pulled are: Page of Swords, Fool, 9 of Swords

So what I love about how much this card makes sense in your reading is that you're meant to keep being inspired, explore, and stay curious to be at home in your body and life. What this means is that you are encouraged to keep moving forward, keep getting better, keep shining, and keep learning. Basically, you're allergic to stagnancy.

This can be interpreted in many ways. You can start a new work out routine. Travel more. Go back to school. Sign up for dance classes and other workshops. Collaborate with like-minded individuals in your industry, etc. It really depends on what catches your fancy and your goals in life.

And the Fool card just loves to back up the Page of Swords in your reading. Literally put yourself out into the world, explore new horizons, meet new people, make friends online and abroad! Literally get out of your pajamas, pack your bags and book the next flight out your country. If international travel is too pricey, start road trips locally.

Finally, it feels like you want to break free from 9 of Swords: fear, anxiety, heck, I heard limiting beliefs and self-sabotaging tendencies. You're encouraged to find ways to break free from the aforementioned. Now this one is needs every possible delicacy to suggest. Find the method that works for you. What method that works for others may not work for you and vice versa.

So in this last card, to be at home in your own body and life, you are highly supported by your guides to approach this as an exploration of finding yourself. It seems vague, because it's not meant to be something that I would suggest to you in a practical manner. The task and responsibility on your journey lies in your shoulders.

So dear, don't beat yourself up if one method doesn't work, just keep researching and trying out new ways to be at home in your body that actually works for you and your current lifestyle. It doesn't have to be grand and expensive, it needs only to make sense to you.

This concludes the end of your reading. Do let me know how this resonates with you. Feel free to show some support via my Buy Me A Coffee here (This reading is for entertainment purposes only.)

[apoptoses]

I CAN'T believe that was your first time writing femslash! You're such a gifted writer, I feel like I can't stress it enough fr 🥹

Such a fun (and stupidly hot) experience to read this version of them, you captured their dynamic so perfectly but made the little differences so palpable and enjoyable.

“Daniel. What is a ‘kotex’ pad, and why does it say that it has wings?” lmfao please I need her so badly. Felt for Daniel's horrendous experience with period cramps at the drugstore tho, been there way too many times (but sadly I've never had a hot redhead trailing after me). And her struggle with femininity and butchness and not fitting in, ugh. She's absolutely perfect.

Armand's Farrah Fawcett hair killed me!! She absolutely would and she would want to know every single thing about tampons and watch Daniel put one in in front of her (honestly boy!Armand would too imo) and then eat her out in a semi-public space AND buy her all the candy she'd been thinking about. Dynamic of all time in every universe I swear.

So grateful for you and this fandom for giving me the opportunity to spend a whole weekend reading femslash xoxo DA, hope you see you around more often! 🥹❤️❤️

omg thank you!!! I was so nervous about it because one, I'd never written femslash, and then two adding the butch/femme dynamic to the mix felt like a vulnerable thing? It really turned into a piece about self esteem and identity but I think the smut melted that aspect out of everyone's minds, so maybe it didn't resonate like I'd hoped lmao

But YAY I'm glad it was still them even with that major aspect of who they are changed. That was the biggest challenge, I think, keeping them who they are while adding these new internal conflicts.

And yeah absolutely Armand would want to know all about these feminine hygiene products lmao That felt like a Copley moment, 'I didn't know what you wanted so I got you one of everything', except this time instead of michelin star food it's menstrual products and pharmacy candy lmao Even when Daniel wins he/she loses because now every single item is gonna have to be consumed and explored so Armand can get a secondhand experience.

I'm so glad you liked it!! And I'm so happy the fandom did this too, we don't get enough lady-love around here ❤️

And I'm hoping to be around more, I have a fic idea cooking which...idk if anyone will actually want, but Daniel's first visit to Venice and his experience reading Armand's words from his interview with Louis vs the real, in person encounters with Armand is heavy on my mind lately. I've got lots of feelings about Armand and people pleasing, and his acts of voyeurism so hopefully it'll cook up into something palatable. Fingers crossed!! ❤️

[m1ckeyb3rry]

And the shower counter goes up by one LMAOOO /j we all know you have good hygiene it’s part of the mega rizz aura you have

STOP NOT THE “haha unless” LMAOO the more we think the more your list grows I’ll save the provocation for another time when you’re not as swamped LMAO keeping my brain empty for the time being

Omg you’re so right I knew I was missing something…I’m crying yuki going through it in the miraverse HAHAHA time to do him some justice except he’s gonna lose his shit as our bestie too LOLLL

The more I think the more I spiral gentleman Barou >>>> ok but he would SO do that like he grits his teeth and just keeps his frustration under control for the most part and once Karasu comes back he’s like “what the FUCK did you just put me through I can’t believe you like such an idiot of a bowler she ruined my prized bowling ball too” (I’d lowk imagine Barou at some point catches onto Karasu’s feelings HAHA)

Yess def give it a try! I think usually carbonated things help generally but ginger ale has the double whammy with the ginger (who knew ginger had such good properties LOL) wait ugh omg I can’t believe I forgot about this too! I’ve personally never really tried it out but I’ve seen people recommending like vaporub? Or similar uh minty/tingly salves that can help alleviate the discomfort…..not exactly certain how exactly where you’re supposed to put it on (it might be directly the stomach area?) but I do remember some people mentioning a hack like that….either way manifesting that you just don’t have anymore nausea!!! SO excited for bfb tho!! Omggg guys 75% done! (The “I hope” makes me laugh so hard LMAO)

-Karasu anon

LMAOAOAO the rizz is just me smelling good because i shower sm (jk i don’t it just sounds like i do because it’s been a relevant topic as of late) 😭

NOOOO BECAUSE ONE OF MY MUTUALS CAME TO MY INBOX TO COOK ABT A DETECTIVE AU I’M CRYING 😩😩😩 i need to lock in and finish bfb though HDFHJSJS it has been tooo long in the making!! as soon as that’s out it’ll be such a burden lifted (not that it’s a burden because i’m having fun writing it but it’s like the most pressing “to be written” thing i have atm so i feel like i’m being bad by thinking abt other things when it’s still on the plate)

there truly is no peaceful path for yuki in the miraverse…honestly he deserves to be a little silly a little crazy a little villainous as like a treat for having to deal w everyone in bllk with as much patience as he does 😰

BAROU THE GENTLEMAN OF ALL TIME WE KNEW IT 🤩 imagine it’s like a trio thing w her barou and nagi which means that barou is constantly yelling at nagi even though objectively reader is doing way way worse and at some point nagi is like “why don’t you yell at her for literally losing your favorite ball in the gutter 🙁” and barou loses his shit FHSKDKKS like how could nagi even CONSIDER yelling at a woman??? it’s obviously nbd that she did that??? (he’s heartbroken) karasu is not hearing the end of it though 😔 barou gives me either super astute or super oblivious vibes so either he’s like “you’re so dumb for liking her” or he’s like “i tried giving her bowling lessons while you were walking your goldfish like you asked but at this point only professional intervention can save her 😐”

ik mint gum definitely helps me personally!! i’m not a huge carbonated beverages drinker sadly 😔💔 but i got ginger lemon iced tea and cough drops which have been helping!! i’ve been getting carsick sadly which is annoying because i was hoping to write on my phone while we were driving to and from places but it is what is…the iced tea did help a ton though HAHA ginger ftw!!

[fighting4ml]

Bitch you don’t even floss. What’s wrong w me. Why was I sticking up for you so hard. Ew. Disgusted. It’s cool.Bitch u just now getting somewhere w hygiene. Bitch talk about I wasn’t rockin w you. Did you see what I was working w. Bitch den wanted to lead me. I’m done. I’m off ya ass. I feel yo bitch ass energy it’s all good. Yea I’m pissed bitch lmao you just L’d me out bitch after you got caught up. It’s just so funny atp fr cause I was really da bed. Trusting you. Thinking bro. I gotta do sum witchu. Still trynna convince myself to love you. When I did bro. You just was greedy. Always have been it don’t matter who it was. Princess/ Blaine/ any of my fucking friends. Ugh whatever

[dualityvn]

Ugh, don’t CARE about my well being it makes me feel weird. That’s my job, I’m the one who’s supposed to worry about you.

Thats how this works. I stay hygienic at the least and then ignore all my other needs to help you take care of yours. 💀

You guys are making him go full mom mode, lmao

"I will hear none of that! If you want to fulfill my needs, I need you to eat three meals a day and sleep properly, leave time for yourself, and let me take care of you! All my other needs are doing just fine thank you very much." - Keith

[fictionkinfessions]

Hey, just wanted to respond to Twilight's ask game about body image! (Side note, they're really good at making these questions!!! All of them really interesting!!! /gen)

I've never really seen myself as anything other than who I am irl, but I'll admit that I do put effort into trying to appear, you know, more like me. I've cut my hair short and dyed it red irl, for example. It helps that I sorta look the same irl to begin with, as far as things like general body type, hair texture (very very fluffy lmao), and... ugh, I guess the baby-face, too. (grrrr why can I never escape having no chin whatsoever). Also, is it weird that I almost wish I was shorter? I mean, don't get me wrong, it's nice to be able to reach shelves and stuff, but in my canon I'm just. A lil guy. Lil tiny scrunkly dude. Why can't that be me irl :(

One big issue I have though is, like, with clothes. I really really wish I could wear cute skirts and accessories and stuff irl like I do in canon, but I never really leave my house much so I just don't see the point of dressing up when I really don't do much. I would bring up that one of the reasons I don't accessorize a lot is because of my sensory issues, but the stuff that I wear in canon doesn't really set that off, thankfully. Either way, I look so cool and pretty in canon and then irl I'm just out here wearing the same Twenty One Pilots hoodie for 3 days in a row (mental illness makes proper hygiene hard as hell 😔) with black jeans and the rattiest fucking Converse known to man. Like seriously wtf happened 💀

Also, this isn't related to body image persay, but as a transmasc person, I have a higher-pitched voice than most cis dudes, but I've also always had a fairly androgynous voice in general, so I sound pretty much the same irl as I do in character (minus the whole computer-sounding shit ofc)! Also when I chose my name at the beginning of my transition I chose one starting with an F because of course I did lmaooo

Yeah, that's about it. Sorry for so many unrelated parentheses-tangent-things. I have a lot of thoughts that I really want to share with anyone who's willing to give me the time and attention lmao

-Fukase (#👁❌️🔴)

🍃

[afrival]

perhaps some kiribaku hcs 👀

I’ve had this anon saved for months now and now I shall finally use it bc I’m desperate to do something that is not x readers 😩

no warnings

•=====================•

- They have contests in public to see who can embarrass the other more, Bakugou usually wins lmao

- Izuku was actually a contributor to them getting together, bc he knew Katsuki was too stubborn to confess for his own good

- They traded habits at some point like. Bakugou suddenly got a lot more into his personal hygiene (eyebrows, nails, proper hair care, etc) and Kirishima got a LOT more organized with school work and space in general

- Bakugou steals all Kirshima’s clothes like fucking all of them. Mf will not give them back it’s like trying to take catnip from a tiger

- Dogboy and Catboy leaning power couple 🙌

- Bakugou couldn’t give less of a shit abt pda and that’s absolutely perfect for Kiri who absolutely loves it. They just don’t kiss in public bc that’s the one thing that Bakugou gets flustered abt

- Bakugou mellowed out A LOT after a few years, like he became a lot more open and outgoing rather than “grrrr I hate everybody don’t talk to me”

- Kiri likes to interrupt Bakugou’s sentences just to try and guess what he’s gonna say, bc they’re the “perfect couple” like that, but he always guesses wrong lol

- Their relationship dynamic is best friends who happen to hold hands sometimes. They get mistaken as two good bros a lot

- They figured out how to combine their quirks to do some sick ass duo-moves and they got really popular for it

- Bakugou has an Instagram account however it’s just two posts that are blurry close ups of Kiri’s face

- Meanwhile Kirishima’s Instagram is absolutely beautiful and aesthetic. The aesthetic is ruined occasionally by low quality photos of Bakugou looking like a cryptid

- Bakugou calls Kirishima “Ej” bc that’s cute

- They spent several hours making a playlist for their relationship and by “they” I mean Kirishima did all of it. (insert me plugging my own KiriBaku playlist here)

- Bakugou can actually sing rlly well lmao, that’s not related to KiriBaku I just wanted to throw that in

Ugh I love these two

[leonakingscholarship]

K so I wanted to do the ask about ocs thingy but I have no clue what to ask about so I used google lol

who has the bigger di-

Do they sleep with a stuffed animal and if so what is it?

Since they exist in the canon timeline, what are their friend groups like?

What is a gross fact about them? (The Madeline character you based Dior on seems to me like she’d keep her toenails in a jar ngl)

Stranded on an island, what 4 items would they bring?

What do you think your ocs smell like ? (The questions suggested on google are getting stranger but I will go with it)

What kind of memes would they send on their group-chat ?

What pickup lines would they use when flirting? What line worked on Jamil and why was it “may I slither in your bed”

And 2/3 random facts of your choice because my two brain cells have run out of ideas :>

Cleophus has a bigger d 🥵🥵

Dior:

1. Dior has a 15 inches chibi Jamil stuffed toy that he commissioned to someone

2. His friends are Kalim and Jamil. He’s also friends with Cater and Trey.

3. This is disgusting but it's supposed to be like that right? so yeah, He is willing to eat something that Jamil spat out.

4. -His Magic hat. In his Magic hat, You can pull out a tall and round table, teapots, a portable kettle that magically fills itself with water, tea bags, and a dessert stand.

- Jamil nui

- his best friend ChibiChibi (that sleeps inside his teacup headpiece)

- Chess (ChibiChibi knows how to play chess so they play it together)

5. He loves smelling like sweets, so it’s either Vanilla, Chocolate, or Cotton Candy

6. He send wholesome memes like this

7. LMAO YES IT’S “Jamil, may i slither in your bed” *twirls hair* *twirls hair*. That pick up line makes Jamil cover Dior’s mouth but deep inside he loves it.

8. - Dior and Jamil were haters to lovers. Jamil hated him since Dior is noisy as fuck. Dior hated Jamil too for being to cold but after a couple of months, Him and Jamil grew feelings for each other.

- Dior is a brat. He nags A LOT. was that a slice of banana in his dessert? Yeah he’ll throw tantrums. (He doesn’t throw tantrums to Jamil tho. He’ll just respectfully tell Jamil to never put things in his food that he doesn’t like.

- his unique magic is “Share the Voice”. By chanting “hear the melody, hear the harmony, Share the voice!!” it allows him to lend an animal a voice that can last for up to 3 hours.

Cleophus:

1. Cleophus sleeps with his cute mummy stuffed toy that his grandma gave him.

2. He doesn’t have friends. He hates everyone

3. Nothing really. He's very hygienic and easily disgusted. Do you smell bad after being sweaty in gym class? Distance yourself for approximately 0.75 meters from him

4. - A fan. Cleophus HATES being sweaty

- his Mirror

- Water.

- a big ass umbrella since he doesn’t want to get sunburns (incase it's hot and sunny)

5. He smells expensive. He smells like this perfume from bvlgari. He also probably smells like those perfumes from Chanel, Gucci and anything expensive

6. Cleophus doesn’t have friends to be in a group chat but if someone still added him, he wouldn’t really send memes. But since Cleophus is a jerk ass, he will react to memes by saying stuff like “is that supposed to be funny?”, “wow i’m laughing so hard rn🙂”.

7. He doesn’t flirt with people, people flirt with him.

8. - as I mentioned earlier, he’s easily disgusted. He HATES sweat so if ur sweaty and you accidentally touched him, he won’t hesitate to yell “UGH! Disgusting!!” at you.

- people expected Cleophus and Vil to be friends but no. He also hates Vil even if they have some things in common.

- he’s petty . One time, his classmate said something to him that annoyed him so he payed someone to put a rotten Durian in his classmate’s dorm room.

[papirouge]

Sorry for this long ask but I really like your blog! and thought it could be ok to ask!! --- Is it ok to support female only spaces? I've been getting attacked online lately from friends on ig for supporting women only gyms. I only have female doctors and dentists and just feel overall safer with women than guys.. When I was in college I talked to friends about how I felt really gross in one of my programming classes because even though I was there the guys would talk about REALLY effed up stuff like how rape is normal (ONE guy even said how if he could get away with it, he'd definitely rape a girl hes friends with and then went on to say how she deserved it for being friends with him and not being fwb), how there shouldn't be AoC laws that's only there because old feminists are jealous of younger girls(?????), that women sucked at everything, are uglier than men without makeup, and are overall worse than men. My friends just told me I was overreacting and that I was "super safe" in the class. I switched majors and reading how men really think about women when they have the power of anonymity online on top made me just want to stay away from them completely. The "threat" of being some cat lady is just really appealing now imo. though my dad and brother are probably the BEST examples of awesome men I know. And spiritually, I struggle with this because I know marriage is commanded in the bible. But idk. Right now I'm just really uncomfortable with how SO MANY guys just dont like women? Like they want 24/7 access to our bodies and private spaces, are upset when they're denied and realizing women as people like they are is just too much to comprehend?? Ugh 😕 I've unfollowed alot of my friends on ig, and now just follow aesthetic study pages, animals, and digital artists. But I'm feeling so.. numb and down tbh. I hope 2022 gets better

Hi anon!🤍

First thing first : "I know marriage is commanded in the bible" That's totally not true lol Paul himself state it was better for Christians to remain single (1 Corinthians 7:8) as it makes them more available to accomplish the works of God. Actually the Bible is very ambivalent about marriage as it states in the Book of Genesis that God made woman for the man because He deemed it wasn't good for him [the man] to be alone. BUT in the same time, the Bible acknowledges that remaining single has perks that marriage hasn't.

I don't know where the idea of female only spaces was unbiblical comes from? It's totally natural for a woman to feel safer around fellow women. Many women state they refuse to have male OB-GYN or doctors. Nothing in the Bible states it is wrong to have such preference.

Young men are totally brainwashed by porn culture. They have a totally wrapped view of women and how a normal adult female body looks like. It's like....a pandemic of mental illness at this point... I'm sorry you felt so uncomfortable around them. They love pulling out the argument of "feminist are old women jealous of young(er) girls" while totally dismissing the fact that MANY young women are actually saying the same thing as their older counterpart lmao (most recent example being Billie Eillish, which *surprisingly* got roasted for that) Protecting young people from the abuse of their elder is acceptable everywhere BESIDE when it comes to female's right - suddenly it's just bitter old women trying to steal the fun of young, wild & free reckless girls exploring sex for the first time.... Do they really think we're that stupid? With such narrative, it's the predator that are benefitting.

Cutting off social medias has been a huge resolution for 2022 for me. Please keep in mind thzt you will never have control over what is said on the internet BUT you can control whether you let it have access to you and you "mental hygiene". Men will act bold and disgusting online because they grew up in a decadent world that made them think behaving like that is normal. If you travel abroad in countries where porn culture is less pervasive, you'll notice men are actually much more balanced and less off-putting than Western pornsick dudebros (I have family in Africa and African young men have an overall healthier relationship with women). I have a few male friends and they're very nice and not pornsick weirdos. I'm a loner type and don't force friendship so I pick my friends very cautiously. There's no way you'll catch me around or entertaining discourse with the brand of guys you've talked about in your post lol Nice guys exist, but they're NOT on the internet, and don't watch porn lol My best advice would be to not think about men at all lol

[mrsgaryrennell]

Do u have some domestic life hcs for the s2 boys cause i do be missing them 😔 no pressure tho

Heeey girl 👀 I’ve been working on this one because it’s the most challenging one I’ve received 💀 but here goes:

Noah:

He wears slippers in his home and is never barefoot nor wears regular shoes inside. 

His house smells just like him. Whatever cologne/body spray he has, his home has a subtle fragrance of that. But he also likes using those scented oils - something I can see him picking up from his parent’s house.

Probably has the cleanest home and tidiest place out of all guys. Especially, if he looked after his siblings, he definitely had to be the responsible one and just kept that trait 🤧 

Ibrahim:

Sleeps with a lot of pillows lol he likes his comfort and takes multiple times to adjusts those same pillows to only find himself adjusting them as they were the first time 💀

Doesn’t wet his toothbrush before putting toothpaste and doesn’t rinse his mouth after brushing his teeth lol like he’ll just spit out the excess of toothpaste 

His fridge is always stocked with high end/expensive brands. So, whenever he has company, he loves to offer drinks or snacks. I’d like to think that Rahim is a very accommodating host imo 😌

Rocco:

Takes the quickest showers ever lol I feel like he just does the minimal thing to maintain his hygiene lmao

Cannot start off his day without his wheatgrass smoothie because he’ll feel like there’s no productivity if not consumed 

He is a night owl but still manages to wake up early in the morning with a lot of energy  

Bobby:

Occasionally watches anime during his weekend nights Idk why but he does. Bobby always gave me the impression that he casually watches anime and no one can change my mind lol 

His home always smells like a comforting bakery because he has something in the oven most of the time. Baking is ofc his favorite pass time so when he’s not busy, he’s always baking something and his pastry scents are forever present 😌

He loves to watch creepy YouTube videos late at night and only has the source of the TV light on 😂I want to think that he likes to get scared but gets scared easily 

Lucas:

Drinks black coffee every morning and it’s part of his routine to start off his day. He definitely won’t feel himself if he doesn’t have his coffee first thing in the morning. 

Would love to have a pet but because of his work schedule, Lucas doesn’t get one to avoid any negligence. But, if he could get a pet, I don’t know why but I can see him getting something small, like a hamster lol

Likes hot showers/baths before going to bed. It’s a way to release any stress after working long hours and can stay there for a while too lol 

Henrik:

Doesn’t hesitate to adopt dogs and he’s always giving them a Swedish nickname that will symbolize their characteristics and personality 🥺

This guy goes big with his breakfast lol he will feed himself a hearty meal and it’s definitely his favorite part of the day haha

Is always punctual for work and any meetings/activities he has. Mountain boi is always there on the dot lol not a minute sooner/later. Oh! And, he’s the most requested instructor 💅🏼 Henrik is highly recommended and people always come back for more. Our Swedish man is that good at what he does 😭 

Gary:

Kind of canon already, but he loves it when it rains, especially at night, because it helps him sleep and/or relax. Overall, Gary just really loves the concept of rain and gets excited to see drizzle, especially in the morning 💛

Still doesn’t know how to cook and every Sunday dinner, his nan preps him his week’s meals lol And I mean, all of the meals 💀his lunch for work, dinners, everything - you name it 😂 

Gorilla boi is an excellent driver 😌 he knows where to go without the need of a GPS because he knows his city too well lol This is why his nan had him take her for bingo for the longest time lmao 

Anyways, those are some headcanons lol idk why but I had the hardest time with this one but it was so much fun 🤧 I miss them sm ugh and if you guys have more to share

please do 👀

[fairycosmos]

sex is absolutely repulsive sorry i mean first off you truly dont know how good someone else's hygiene is. also dicks are ugly. being sweaty is disgusting. i dont even like being touched. and like it seems so pointless lmao and gross just gross

there r like windows of time where i find the idea appealing but outside of those it’s like umm i wanna die why would we ever do this. also sex in my head is wildly different than irl please. remembering real life experiences is just trauma and grossness like you said. the concept is def weird if you overthink it ig if you really like the person it feels right though and you don’t care ab everything else??? thats what im counting on anyway LMFAOOO ugh pain

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complete and utter chaos [ducktales group chat fic] - Chapter 3

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Ao3 Chapter 4

let kids be kids

6:04 am

TheWebbedWonder: hey guess what

adefinitelyrealboy: Isn’t it before the approved technology time set by Mr. Uncle Donald?

TheWebbedWonder: brilliance waits for no rule, Boyd!

adefinitelyrealboy: Okay!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: you’re corrupting him, webs.

Lou: eh let her

TheWebbedWonder: whatever

TheWebbedWonder: it’s been a while since we had a sleepover…

lenaonme: oh yeah!!!

ICanDeweyIt: and Boyd’s never been to one!!

adefinitelyrealboy: you’re right!! 

adefinitelyrealboy: what does one do at a sleepover?

TheWebbedWonder: They’re super fun!!!

TheWebbedWonder: we watch movies and have pillow fights and discover family mysteries and summon supernatural creatures and fight said supernatural creatures and eat lots of junk food!!!!!

adefinitelyrealboy: Sounds fun!!!

Lou: lmao i love our family

ICanDeweyIt: @Violet-Sabrewing you up? Important convos happening here

Violet-Sabrewing: I am now

lenaonme: vi you’re not fooling anyone

lenaonme: we all know you get up at sunrise

Lou: yeah she’s crazy

Violet-Sabrewing: True, but I was reading.

Junior-Woodchuck74: fair!

lenaonme: omg nerds

TheWebbedWonder: Ok so are we on??

TheWebbedWonder: what about Friday night?

ICanDeweyIt: what’s happening on Friday night?

TheWebbedWonder: it’s the two thousandth anniversary of the Magical Battle of Demogogorna!!!!

Lou: ok hear me out

Lou: can we PLEASE have a sleepover that doesn’t consist of crazy dangerous magical shenanigans for once

Lou: I just wanna sit on the couch and watch scary movies

Junior-Woodchuck74: you do that every day anyways

Lou: yeah but I watch other stuff like Ottoman Empire

Lou: there’s a difference, hubert!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: whatever

Violet-Sabrewing: Thursday night works for Lena and I, but we should check with the adults.

TheWebbedWonder: yeah I’ll ask them when it’s okay for us to be texting

Lou: lmao what a rebel

Family Group Chat!!!!

7:00 am

TheWebbedWonder: good morning everyone!!

mutant-krill!!!!: good morning Little Della!!

Blathering-Blatherskite: gm!!!

TheWebbedWonder: exciting things are happening

Adventure-Pilot: ooh like adventure exciting?

Adventure-Pilot: are you planning an adventure?

TheWebbedWonder: no but I am now!!!

green-sharpie: oh boy

TheWebbedWonder: @Tea Time @aw-phooey @Adventure-Pilot @Scrooge-McDuck @Indy_Sabrewing @purpleisforthegays @dr. mad scientist CAN WE HAVE A SLEEPOVER???????????

Tea Time: At McDuck Manor, I presume?

TheWebbedWonder: yes!

Adventure-Pilot: fine by me!

Scrooge-McDuck: aye, as long as you don’t trash my house again.

Tea Time: It’s not like you were the one cleaning up, sir.

green-sharpie: It wasn’t us!! The ghost Webby, Lena, and Violet summoned had no sense of hygiene.

dr. mad scientist: why did you tag me

TheWebbedWonder: Boyd!!

dr. mad scientist: blathering blatherskite

adefinitelyrealboy: <3

aw-phooey: Webster.

TheWebbedWonder: yes, Uncle Donald?

aw-phooey: it’s 7 am.

TheWebbedWonder: actually, it’s 7:03 am now!

aw-phooey: Webby, you and the kids can’t have planned a sleepover in three minutes

aw-phooey: I told you guys no phones before 7 am!!

green-sharpie: you couldn’t have waited ten minutes webs?

TheWebbedWonder: brilliance waits for no rule!!

aw-phooey: but it does wait for parental punishments

TheWebbedWonder: Oh I almost forgot

TheWebbedWonder added DosCaballero and blackmagica

aw-phooey: !!!

aw-phooey: THE BOYS

blackmagica: WE’RE THREE CABALLEROS

DosCaballero: THREE GAY CABALLEROS

aw-phooey: WE’RE HAPPY AMIGOS

blackmagica: NO MATTER WHERE HE GOES

DosCaballero: THE ONE TWO AND THREE GOES

aw-phooey: WE’RE ALWAYS TOGETHER

green-sharpie: …

aw-phooey: but Webs you’re still in trouble you can’t distract me with my boys

ICanDeweyIt: i thought we were your boys

aw-phooey: you are

aw-phooey: you’re all my boys

Junior-Woodchuck74: 💖💖

Scrooge-McDuck: @blackmagica NO MAGIC IN MY HOUSE

TheWebbedWonder: …

Violet-Sabrewing: …

lenaonme: …

Scrooge-McDuck: okay point taken

Scrooge-McDuck: NO BLACK MAGIC IN MY HOUSE UNLESS YOU’RE BRINGING MY NIECE BACK FROM THE SHADOW REALM

lenaonme: Aww im your niece?

Scrooge-McDuck: yes lass

lenaonme: sldfkdskla;sdlfkhdksl;asldkfhgbfkdl;s

moonlander-general: you worry me.

lenaonme: awww penny you charmer you!!!

moonlander-general: …

Scrooge-McDuck: @blackmagica change. your. name.

green-sharpie: good job using internet speak Uncle Scrooge!!

Scrooge-McDuck: I still only vaguely only know what that means.

Scrooge-McDuck: But I picked up many various languages adventuring. I’m a polyglot!! What’s one more?

TheCrashiestCrash: Good for you Mr. McDee!! Glad you finally found the courage to come out. Love who you love!!!!

Adventure-Pilot: wh

lenaonme: SKDFGHDSKALDKFHDKS

lenaonme: LAUNCHPAD ILY NEVER CHANGE 💖💖

TheCrashiestCrash: okay!!

Scrooge-McDuck: ah, his heart’s in the right place.

Scrooge-McDuck: wait, finally???

green-sharpie: yeah i think webby infested launchpad with the scrooge theory bug

TheWebbedWonder: you make it sound like it’s a bad thing

Scrooge-McDuck: oh curse me kilts

Scrooge-McDuck: I’ve never really felt the need you young people need to label things…

TheWebbedWonder: THEORY CONFIRMED

TheWebbedWonder: thanks uncle scrooge!!

Scrooge-McDuck: ah you’re welcome lass?

Lucky-Gander: haha same Uncle McDunkle!!

Scrooge-McDuck: tattle me tartan, I’m like you!!

Lucky-Gander: lucky you! The Gladstone life is pretty sweet if I do say so myself

green-sharpie: eh he’s not wrong

Scrooge-McDuck: I cannot believe a member of my own family would say something so heartless!!

aw-phooey: oh shoot did i miss the scrooge roasting session

Scrooge-McDuck: Please. I can handle a little heckling!!

Adventure-Pilot: where were you Don?

aw-phooey: in PMs with Zé and Chito.

TheWebbedWonder: those nicknames are so cute omg 🥺

DosCaballero: I am very cute, thank you!!

mutant-krill!!!!: Why don’t Donnie’s and José’s nicknames correlate with yours?

green-sharpie: yeah that’s kinda mean Uncle Donald

green-sharpie: abandoning your friends’ beautifully compatible nicknames

lenaonme: huh cold

lenaonme: i didn’t know you had it in you. I’m impressed uncle d

aw-phooey: oh kids

DosCaballero: Do not worry! Donald didn’t abandon us!

aw-phooey: mine used to but I changed it when the band broke up. too dangerous to keep it ngl

aw-phooey: (you should really change your name, chito)

blackmagica: And I had… other activities that required my attention.

Scrooge-McDuck: You lose more and more of my favor by the minute.

aw-phooey: my friend had your favor?? You’ve gone soft, old man.

blackmagica: Well I have a brilliant idea to appease everyone!!

blackmagica changed their name to TrêsCaballero

aw-phooey changed their name to UnoCaballero

UnoCaballero: how’s that?

DosCaballero: !!!!!! <3

TrêsCaballero: We love you too.

Junior-Woodchuck74: awww!!!

dr. mad scientist: spare me.

Blathering-Blatherskite: Gyro play nice

Adventure-Pilot: yeah Gyro!!!

dr. mad scientist: oh my god shut up.

TrêsCaballero: I did not mean to offend you, Dr. Mad Scientist!!

green-sharpie: he really said duckscord user dr. mad scientist

moonlander-general: But we’re not using duckscord?

ICanDeweyIt: it’s a joke Penny

ICanDeweyIt: wait do you have duckscord???

moonlander-general: Della made me set it up

ICanDeweyIt: FRIEND ME

ICanDeweyIt:  I CRAVE VALIDATION

green-sharpie: we know

ihaveahead!!!: we know

lenaonme: we know

Junior-Woodchuck74: we know

Tea Time: we know

ICanDeweyIt: fine :( be like that

TheWebbedWonder: It’s because we love you 💖

ICanDeweyIt: sldkfghdks Webs how dare

ICanDeweyIt: ily2

ICanDeweyIt: IM GOING IN KIDS CHAT WHERE WEBBY LOVES ME

ICanDeweyIt: LET THE WORLD BURN

Blathering-Blatherskite: ...what???

Scrooge-McDuck: leave it, he’s being dramatic

let kids be kids

10:02 am

 ICanDeweyIt: >:(

Junior-Woodchuck74: dewey are you done moping

ICanDeweyIt: give me one minute

Junior-Woodchuck74: ...fine.

10:03 am

ICanDeweyIt: okay i’m back

Lou: smh

TheWebbedWonder: PARTY PLANNING TIME

TheWebbedWonder: what snacks do we want? Granny’s gonna do a grocery run soon

ICanDeweyIt: cheeto puffs

ICanDeweyIt: because SOMEONE ate them all

Lou: hey, don’t look at me! The rats love fake cheese dust!!

ICanDeweyIt: Beakley did her weekly rat clean the day before they went missing

Lou: ugh okay fine they’re good okay????

Lou: shut up

Junior-Woodchuck: also, HEALTHY snacks!

lenaonme: lame

Lou: seconded

ICanDeweyIt: thirded

Junior-Woodchuck74: Viiiii back me up here

Violet-Sabrewing: I look forward to eating an ungodly amount of junk food and having an impressive sugar crash with the rest of you.

Junior-Woodchuck74: dangit

Junior-Woodchuck74: webby?

TheWebbedWonder: SUGAAAAAAAAR

Junior-Woodchuck74: Beakley never let you near anything sugary so fair enough

Lou: I mean that was for good reason

Lou: she’s almost as bad as you hue

TheWebbedWonder: SUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Junior-Woodchuck74: oh boy

Junior-Woodchuck74: Boyd?

adefinitelyrealboy: Getting ice cream with you in Tokyolk was fun, Huey! Let’s do it again at the sleepover!

Junior-Woodchuck74: dangit i’m soft

Junior-Woodchuck74: please put some healthy snacks down there anyway Webby. At least for me.

TheWebbedWonder: already done!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: <3

lenaonme: do Vi and I need to bring anything over aside from the usual?

TheWebbedWonder: idk yet

adefinitelyrealboy: what’s the usual?

Junior-Woodchuck74: we have sleeping bags and pillows but if you want your own you can bring it. Same with plushies and stuffed animals. Toothbrush and hairbrush and that kind of toiletries, but I don’t know how much you use. Your phone, obviously, and anything else you’ll want for the night. But we have a lot of supplies.

adefinitelyrealboy: okay!

adefinitelyrealboy: I don’t have a lot of personal items like that. Most of what I have at the Drakes is just hand-me-downs from Doofus

lenaonme: get in loser we’re going shopping

lenaonme: for personal trinkets for you

ICanDeweyIt: omg <3

ICanDeweyIt: lena you’re my new favorite person

lenaonme: as I should be

adefinitelyrealboy: That’s sweet! Dr. Gearloose and Lil’ Bulb I have been doing that periodically, though. Sometimes Mr. Manny the Headless Manhorse and Dr. Crackshell-Cabrera come along too!!

Lou: I really want to know what’s up with Fenton’s invalid doctorate ngl

Violet-Sabrewing: Me too

Junior-Woodchuck74: 👀 good to know

lenaonme: don’t overanalyze anything hue

TheWebbedWonder: but overanalyzing is the BEST!!

lenaonme: okay you’re the only valid overanalyzer Webs

TheWebbedWonder: 💖💖💖

TheWebbedWonder: Lena and Violet can you come over on Tuesday to help me set up the magical activities?

Lou: oh boy

Violet-Sabrewing: I’ll ask

lenaonme: do you need us to smuggle in anything again?

TheWebbedWonder: no that’s okay! I still have all the books you brought last time, and I think I can get any herbs we need for spells without suspicion as long as it’s not too close to the sleepover date

lenaonme: 👍

Lou: well I staunchly refuse to participate in any more magical adventures than I need to. Tuesday I have a date with some Pep and Ottoman Empire!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: ugh.

TheWebbedWonder: You don’t have to! This is a strictly Team Magic adventure!!

ICanDeweyIt: aw man :(

TheWebbedWonder: uhh that’s okay Dewey you can come if you want!!

ICanDeweyIt: eh it’s all right I just want validation

lenaonme: understandable. see you tuesday!

ICanDeweyIt: 💙💙

Team Uncle McDunkle (les parentals)

10:43 am

Indy_Sabrewing: Violet just asked if she and Lena can go over to McDuck Manor on Tuesday to prepare for the sleepover with Webby

purpleisforthegays: fine w/ me

acepilot: us too

22: so we’re all good with the sleepover at large, correct?

Dadnald: Aside from the fact that the kids were obviously planning it in their own group chat before the agreed tech time minimum

Moneybags: ah let them

Moneybags: they’re just excited

Dadnald: Unca it’s the first day of that rule

22: I agree with Donald. It’s good to lay down a solid foundation for rules. Let the children know we will enforce them.

acepilot: okay but I vote we still let them have their sleepover. It is Boyd’s first sleepover. Excuse me, important life milestones happening here!!

Dadnald: okay fair

Dadnald: It’s been approximately two weeks since we all met Boyd and Della’s already imprinting on him

acepilot: like you’re not

Dadnald: shhhhh

Dadnald: you’re right about the sleepover. I don’t want to take that away, and they all seem so excited.

Dadnald: let me figure out something else though, at least for my kids

Indy_Sabrewing: we’ll do it together

purpleisforthegays: Any adventures between now and the sleepover, Mr. McDuck?

Moneybags: just a small day trip to the Sands of Time on Wednesday. should be an easy one.

Dadnald: I think we should just assign them extra chores until then

22: fine by me.

acepilot: hahah same

Moneybags: Gyro?

worldsgreatestinventor: I don’t think I have that kind of relationship with Boyd yet, to be completely honest.

worldsgreatestinventor: but it’s fine he’s a good kid

acepilot: oh I know

Dadnald: I’m picking up Huey and Boyd from their Junior Woodchuck meeting tomorrow; I can talk to the Drakes then

Moneybags: good thinking Donald!

Moneybags: you’ll get there, Gyro

PM between Junior-Woodchuck74 and TotallyNotGizmoduck

11:47 am

Junior-Woodchuck74: Boyd says you’ve been shopping with him and Dr. Gearloose!!

TotallyNotGizmoduck: yeah!! It was an infallible excuse to get Gyro out of the lab

TotallyNotGizmoduck: He really cares for Boyd.

Junior-Woodchuck74: And Boyd really cares for him!

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I can see that! Boyd is a sweet kid.

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I just wish Gyro would realize that. For a genius, he can be surprisingly dense.

Junior-Woodchuck74: he’s not the only one

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Oh cease whatever scheme you’re planning and help me figure out how to make Gyro overcome his anxieties about parenthood!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: oh I’m down

Junior-Woodchuck74: I’m not dropping this, but I’m down

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I expected nothing less. Now, any brilliant ideas? Come on brain, think!

Junior-Woodchuck74: I think Boyd would be overjoyed to receive parental affection from Gyro. He doesn’t need any meddling; it’s just Gyro

TotallyNotGizmoduck: True

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I believe Gyro’s mostly scared, but he’ll never admit it. Least of all to himself.

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Also, the Drakes are two experienced parents with a stable, large home and income. They have an unending amount of time to spend with their children, and they easily fit society’s heteronormative mold of the perfect nuclear family. 

TotallyNotGizmoduck: they’re everything Gyro is not, and that intimidates him.

Junior-Woodchuck74: The Drakes spent the majority of their parenthood enslaved in their own home and terrified of their son. They’re not exactly the pinnacle of perfect parenthood.

TotallyNotGizmoduck: ha, nice alliteration.

Junior-Woodchuck74: thanks!

TotallyNotGizmoduck: However, I’m not the one you need to convince here. You’re preaching to the choir.

Junior-Woodchuck74: Fair.

Junior-Woodchuck74: Let me ask Webby; she probably has some convoluted scheme to get Dr. Gearloose and Boyd to be a family.

TotallyNotGizmoduck: That makes sense

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I don’t know her very well, but she’s a sweet kid.

Junior-Woodchuck74: she scares you, doesn’t she.

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Oh she totally scares me

Family Group Chat!!!!

2:03 pm

UnoCaballero: @DosCaballero @TrêsCaballero you know what time it is

UnoCaballero: We’re three caballeros

DosCaballero: Three gay caballeros

TrêsCaballero: They say we are birds of a feather!!

UnoCaballero: We’re happy amigos

DosCaballero: No matter where he goes

TrêsCaballero: The one

UnoCaballero: Two

DosCaballero: And three

TrêsCaballero: goes, we’re always together

UnoCaballero: We’re

DosCaballero: Three

TrêsCaballero: Caballeros

ICanDeweyIt: I can’t believe the adults did a songchain before we did

lenaonme: oh shoot we gotta do one now

TheWebbedWonder: what song should we do?

green-sharpie: CREEPER

ICanDeweyIt: aww man

Junior-Woodchuck74: aww man

Junior-Woodchuck74: darn it

lenaonme: so we back in the mine

Violet-Sabrewing: swinging our pickaxe from side to side

green-sharpie: side side to side

lenaonme: This task a grueling one,

ICanDeweyIt: Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night

TheWebbedWonder: diamonds tonight

Blathering-Blatherskite: Heads up, you hear a sound,

Junior-Woodchuck74: FENTON

lenaonme: omg another meme child rises

green-sharpie: not exactly a child skdfhdksla

dr. mad scientist: are we done fangirling yet

Junior-Woodchuck74: not all of us are girls, Dr. Gearloose.

Junior-Woodchuck74: That only perpetuates the ingrained societal mindset that liking something is cringey, and girls are cringey and inferior because they’re tied to that negative connotation

lenaonme: go off

TheWebbedWonder: ^^^^

wreathedingold: Well said!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: Dang I think that’s the first thing Aunt Goldie’s ever said to me 😳

wreathedingold: I’m not your aunt kid

TheWebbedWonder: just you wait

wreathedingold: well that’s ominous

wreathedingold: time for me to bounce then

TheWebbedWonder: Noooo Aunt Goldie come back!!!

ICanDeweyIt: Don’t worry Webs, we’ll get her soon enough.

Scrooge-McDuck: Should I be worried or…?

TheWebbedWonder: nah everything’ll be just fine Uncle Scrooge!!

dr. mad scientist: RED NEPHEW.

dr. mad scientist: STOP SPAMMING MY PMS.

dr. mad scientist: one more message and I block you, capishe?

UnoCaballero: You can’t block Huey for emergency purposes

Junior-Woodchuck74: I’m just making sure you get the message Dr. Gearloose

dr. mad scientist: okay okay

dr. mad scientist: it was more of a drag against Fenton anyway

Blathering-Blatherskite: hey!!

TheCrashiestCrash: nooo, we love you fenton!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: yesss Fenton positivity hours!!

Ihaveahead!!!: Fenton positivity hours!!

mutant-krill!!!!: Fenton positivity hours!!

TheCrashiestCrash: Fenton positivity hours!!

TheWebbedWonder: Fenton positivity hours!!

UnoCaballero: Fenton positivity hours!!

moonlander-general: well that’s creepy.

ghostbutler: it’s best not to question their antics.

Tea Time: Oh dear, Duckworth is making logical sense! He’s been replaced by a fake!

ghostbutler: You wish.

ICanDeweyIt: LONG LIVE THE HIVEMIND

lenaonme: Fenton positivity hours!!

DosCaballero: Fenton positivity hours!!

Violet-Sabrewing: Fenton positivity hours!!

Lucky-Gander: Fenton positivity hours!!

purpleisforthegays: Fenton positivity hours!!

adefinitelyrealboy: Fenton positivity hours!!

Lil’ Bulb: Fenton positivity hours!!

Blathering-Blatherskite: <3 <3

dr. mad scientist: betrayed by my own inventions… 

Lil’ Bulb: ily2

dr. mad scientist: which one of you kids taught him that

Junior-Woodchuck74: dewey

lenaonme: dewey

green-sharpie: dewey

ICanDeweyIt: oh shut up

ICanDeweyIt: I’m not sorry

Violet-Sabrewing: as you should be

ICanDeweyIt: and I would’ve gotten away with it if not for you meddling kids!!!

Lucky-Gander: haha

Adventure-Pilot: lol

UnoCaballero: sdfghgfds

lenaonme: dewey getting that Adult Validation

ICanDeweyIt: it do be like that 😌

ICanDeweyIt: anyway back to the song chain!!

ICanDeweyIt: yall adults are welcome to join us just don’t mess it up

Lucky-Gander: wouldn’t dream of it

lenaonme: creeper

ICanDeweyIt: aww man

Junior-Woodchuck74: that’s not where we were in the song

ICanDeweyIt: AWW MAN

Violet-Sabrewing: So we back in the mine

TheWebbedWonder: rocking our pickaxe from side to side

UnoCaballero: side side to side

green-sharpie: This task a grueling one

TheCrashiestCrash: Hoping to find some diamonds tonight

DosCaballero: night night

Blathering-Blatherskite: Diamonds tonight

Violet-Sabrewing: heads up

purpleisforthegays: you hear a sound

lenaonme: turn around and look up

Lil’ Bulb: total shock fills your body

TheWebbedWonder: Oh no it’s you again

Junior-Woodchuck74: I could never forget those eyes, eyes

TrêsCaballero: eyes eyes eyes

ihaveahead!!!: cause baby tonight

ICanDeweyIt: DISCORD

green-sharpie: The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,

ICanDeweyIt: IM HOWLING AT THE MOON

lenaonme: SLEEPING IN THE MIDDLE OF A SUMMER AFTERNOON

Junior-Woodchuck74: dewey i hate you

ICanDeweyIt: can’t help it i’m a wild child

Junior-Woodchuck74: last week you cried because the supermarket was all out of blue rock candy

ICanDeweyIt: WILD CHILD, HUBERT

Junior-Woodchuck74: IT’S JUST SUGAR AND FOOD COLORING

ICanDeweyIt: SHUT UP IT’S GOOD

lenaonme: ok shut up nerds hash it out later we’re going back to singing

lenaonme: DISCOOOOORD

green-sharpie: whatever did we do

dr. mad scientist: is this the hecking mlp song

Adventure-Pilot: hah hecking

dr. mad scientist: DONALD EDITS MY TEXTS

UnoCaballero: as i should 

UnoCaballero: don’t swear around my kids

TheCrashiestCrash: TO MAKE YOU TAKE OUR WORLD AWAAAAAAAAY

TheWebbedWonder: Discord, are we your prey alone

TrêsCaballero: or are we just a stepping stone to taking back the throne

Blathering-Blatherskite: Discord

Violet-Sabrewing: We won’t take it anymore

DosCaballero: So take your tyranny away!

purpleisforthegays: discoooooooooord…

Junior-Woodchuck74: discoooooooooord…

green-sharpie: discoooooooooord…

moonlander-general: wha

ICanDeweyIt: shh penny we’re singing

adefinitelyrealboy: this is quite an interesting phenomenon!!

mutant-krill!!!!: agreed, it is quite fascinating!!

green-sharpie: OH SHOOT BOYD DOESN’T KNOW ANY MEME SONGS

lenaonme: 😔😔👊

ICanDeweyIt: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

TheWebbedWonder: I’m adding it to the sleepover agenda now!!

Violet-Sabrewing: Della and Penumbra should join us, since they don’t know either

Junior-Woodchuck74: good idea! but what about Uncle Indy and Uncle Scrooge? And Dr. Gearloose?

Blathering-Blatherskite: Gyro knows meme songs he’s just not participating out of spite

dr. mad scientist: shut up fenton

Violet-Sabrewing: there’s no hope for them

wreathedingold: HAH

TheWebbedWonder: oh Aunt Goldie!! I thought you left!!

wreathedingold: shush pink niece

TheWebbedWonder: omg she knows who i am 🥺💚❤️🥰

green-sharpie: uhh not quite webs

Scrooge-McDuck: Excuse me!

Scrooge-McDuck: we had this conversation earlier today. I am a polyglot.

TheCrashiestCrash: And I told you Mr. McDee!! Love who you love!!

Scrooge-McDuck: Oh tatter me tartan.

wreathedingold: quite the enthusiastic brood you have there, Scroogey!

Scrooge-McDuck: I can’t believe this.

Indy_Sabrewing: That’s it Violet; no reading for fun.

Violet-Sabrewing: No!

lenaonme: 😔👊

TheWebbedWonder: Oh no!!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: We should invite Uncle Fethry too, if he can make it

mutant-krill!!!!: my schedule is full of traveling the seas with Mitzy and cataloguing our scientific findings and experiences!!

mutant-krill!!!!: But I will check.

adefinitelyrealboy: I can hardly wait!!

Tea Time: And when is this?

ICanDeweyIt: Well we were planning on showing Boyd at the sleepover, but it seems my dear class has grown… 

ICanDeweyIt: PROFESSOR DEWFORD RISES

Junior-Woodchuck74: @Tea Time Wednesday will work.

Tea Time: Wonderful. I’ll mark it in the family calendar. 

lenaonme: mrs beakley ily

Tea Time: Thank you, Lena.

ICanDeweyIt: P R O F E S S O R   D E W F O R D

green-sharpie: oh boy

Junior-Woodchuck74: you don’t have a Ph.D idiot

ICanDeweyIt: Neither does Fenton but do you see that stopping him?

Blathering-Blatherskite: why must you keep bringing up my lack of a doctorate?

lenaonme: it’s funny

green-sharpie: yeah pretty much

green-sharpie: you know we’re only going to bring it up more now right?

Blathering-Blatherskite: oh blathering blatherskite

Blathering-Blatherskite: What has my life come to? I’m being mercilessly mocked by a bunch of children.

dr. mad scientist: HAH

Tea Time: That’s just what children are like.

lenaonme: mrs beakley says this as if she doesn’t tease everyone mercilessly too

Tea Time: That goes without saying.

Lil’ Bulb: it do be like that 😔👊

dr. mad scientist: OH COME ON

dr. mad scientist: WHICH ONE OF YOU TAUGHT HIM THAT

Lucky-Gander: dude you literally just had this conversation

dr. mad scientist: I’LL KILL YOU KIDS

UnoCaballero: NO

Adventure-Pilot: I’LL KILL YOU FIRST

ihaveahead!!!: i dont doubt that

dr. mad scientist: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON MANNY

ihaveahead!!!: della’s

dr. mad scientist: typical.

lenaonme: nearlythrewhandswitha13yearold.png

Violet-Sabrewing: yes pretty much

TheWebbedWonder: sldkfhdskl;a

Blathering-Blatherskite: oh how the tables have turned

dr. mad scientist: i hate you all

Adventure-Pilot: we love you too mwah <3 <3

dr. mad scientist: ewww

TheWebbedWonder: commence operation: SMOTHER DR. GEARLOOSE IN LOVE AND AFFECTION

Adventure-Pilot: HECK YEAH

Blathering-Blatherskite: Sounds like an interesting scheme with a potentially volatile reaction from the subject, but with likely a desired outcome!!!

TheWebbedWonder: aw thanks Fenton <3

Blathering-Blatherskite: anytime!!

lenaonme: lol get him

dr. mad scientist: I TRUSTED YOU WEBBIGAIL

TheWebbedWonder: THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

TheWebbedWonder: TIME TO HEAD OVER TO THE LAB EVERYONE

dr. mad scientist: no

TheCrashiestCrash: I’ll drive!!

dr. mad scientist: NO

dr. mad scientist: FENTON STOP THEM

Blathering-Blatherskite: :3

ICanDeweyIt: S’DLFKDSL;KDKFHSKLASKEISKAGSKASKD

dr. mad scientist: YOU WILL DIE PAINFULLY

TrêsCaballero: This chat is… interesting

ICanDeweyIt: Get used to it Uncle José!!!

TrêsCaballero: I am… Uncle José?

TrêsCaballero: What an honor!!

ICanDeweyIt: sure you are!! you’re close enough to uncle donald

TheWebbedWonder: and we love you!!!

ICanDeweyIt: yeah and that

UnoCaballero: awww kids

TrêsCaballero: you must meet my biological nephews, Zico and Zeca!!

TheWebbedWonder: NEW FRIENDS!!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: Uncle Scrooge

Scrooge-McDuck: Yes Huey?

Junior-Woodchuck74: On an unrelated note, can we take an adventure in Brazil?

TrêsCaballero: 🥰🥰

Scrooge-McDuck: ugh 

Scrooge-McDuck: I’ll look into it

TheWebbedWonder: I’ll help you Uncle Scrooge!!

Indy_Sabrewing: Is this the adventure you promised Della?

TheWebbedWonder: Nope!! My lips are sealed on that one

lenaonme: huh you’re actually doing that

TheWebbedWonder: Yep!! And it’s gonna be amazing!!

Adventure-Pilot: I bet!!

TheWebbedWonder: 💕💕💕

TheWebbedWonder: I love you!!!

Adventure-Pilot: aww I love you too honey!!

DosCaballero: Not to interrupt this adorable declaration of love but

green-sharpie: you’re an uncle too

DosCaballero: !!!!!

UnoCaballero: I’m proud of you guys

purpleisforthegays: are you talking to your friends or to the kids?

UnoCaballero: up for interpretation

PM between Junior-Woodchuck74 and TotallyNotGizmoduck

4:35 pm

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Huey

Junior-Woodchuck74: Yes Fenton?

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I scrolled up in the major group chat and your uncle said something odd about his nickname

Junior-Woodchuck74: Wait, why were you scrolling up in chat?

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Manny and Lil’ Bulb roped me into taking out of context screenshots.

Junior-Woodchuck74: Oh hey Dewey and Lena do that too!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: What did you find?

TotallyNotGizmoduck: screenshot-2020-08-06-4.24-PM

[aw-phooey: mine used to but I changed it when the band broke up. too dangerous to keep it ngl]

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Why would it be too dangerous for him to keep his Three Caballeros nickname?

Junior-Woodchuck74: Yeah that’s definitely weird

Junior-Woodchuck74: Especially since Uncle Donald’s account is private

TotallyNotGizmoduck: this chat service only has basic security. It is easily hacked if someone has the means.

Junior-Woodchuck74: That means they’d have to want to find Uncle Donald

Junior-Woodchuck74: Fenton I’m scared for Uncle Donald now

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I’m sure he’s okay! He knows how to protect himself, if nothing else.

Junior-Woodchuck74: true

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Besides, you have me, a literal superhero, on your side if anything goes wrong!!

TotallyNotGizmoduck: and your family is exceptionally good at fighting off threats. You’ll be okay, Huey.

Junior-Woodchuck74: i’m not worried for me

Junior-Woodchuck74: but thanks, Fenton

Junior-Woodchuck74: i think i’m gonna sleep on this and then do some DuckDuckGo searches on the Three Caballeros tomorrow, okay?

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Of course, Huey

Junior-Woodchuck74: talk tomorrow?

TotallyNotGizmoduck: wouldn’t miss it!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: and you should really change your name

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I will

PM between TheWebbedWonder and TotallyNotGizmoduck

7:43 pm

TheWebbedWonder: Hi Fenton!!

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Hello Webby!!

TheWebbedWonder: I realized I never added your mother to our group chatTheWebbedWonder: Can I have her username?

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Of course! I figured something was up

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Not that you can’t contact me casually!!

TheWebbedWonder: I’ll keep that in mind! 💖

TheWebbedWonder: Your mom is really nice but I don’t know her that well

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Oh you two will definitely get along

TotallyNotGizmoduck: There is a 93% chance of it

TotallyNotGizmoduck: The 7% is if she catches wind of the illegal activities Lena drags you into

TheWebbedWonder: It was ONE time and that guy deserved it!! It was justice!!!

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Webby, you set a citizen’s apartment ablaze!!!

TheWebbedWonder: He was being a jerk

TheWebbedWonder: He purposefully misgendered Dewey and Violet

TheWebbedWonder: and he made some really gross comments about Lena

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Webby, I understand that

TotallyNotGizmoduck: M’ma and I have to deal with our fair share of jerks

TotallyNotGizmoduck: And in all honesty, she would probably respect the karma of your actions. I definitely do.

TheWebbedWonder: yeah I get it

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I became a superhero to help people

TotallyNotGizmoduck: And that person deserved what came to them, but sometimes there are better ways to help people

TheWebbedWonder: sure okay

TheWebbedWonder: I mean you should probably give Lena the lecture

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I’ll keep that in mind

TotallyNotGizmoduck: but you’re a good kid webby

TheWebbedWonder: awww thanks 💖💖

TotallyNotGizmoduck: You and M’ma will get along

TotallyNotGizmoduck: You’re both kind, powerful, passionate women who scare me

TheWebbedWonder: Aww, I scare you? That’s so sweet!!! Thank you!!!

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Uhhh you’re welcome?

TheWebbedWonder: 🥰🥰

let kids be kids

8:03 pm

TheWebbedWonder: Fenton is lecturing me about when we set that guy’s house on fire

lenaonme: hah that was awesome

Lou: ew lectures

Junior-Woodchuck74: I told you that was a bad idea

Violet-Sabrewing: It worked out, though

TheWebbedWonder: he’s so nice but also I want to set all bigots’ houses on fire

ICanDeweyIt: as you should

Violet-Sabrewing: *as WE should

ICanDeweyIt: you’re right vi!!!

lenaonme: *cracks knuckles* aight i got this

TheWebbedWonder: wait no lena don’t be mean

lenaonme: shhh it’s just a little bit of good-natured teasing

TheWebbedWonder: Lena

Junior-Woodchuck74: Lena

Violet-Sabrewing: Lena

adefinitelyrealboy: Don’t be mean to Dr. Crackshell-Cabrera!! He has to deal with a lot of their comments anyway. And he’s a superhero!! He knows what he’s doing!!!

Violet-Sabrewing: Fenton is a superhero?

lenaonme: khdskalksdf HE’S gizmoduck????

Junior-Woodchuck74: oh no

Violet-Sabrewing: I did think of this hypothesis a couple months ago

adefinitelyrealboy: Oh no!! I didn’t mean to reveal Dr. Crackshell-Cabrera’s secret identity!!

ICanDeweyIt: not much of a secret tbh. he has a whole journal entry for people who know he’s Gizmoduck

TheWebbedWonder: Guess he has two more names to add to that list

Lou: to be fair, his username is TotallyNotGizmoduck. That’s pretty sus

Junior-Woodchuck74: he really needs to change that.

ICanDeweyIt: yeah

PM between lenaonme and TotallyNotGizmoduck

8:24 pm

lenaonme: ay yo

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Hi, Lena!

lenaonme: be gay do crime

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Lena no

lenaonme: lena yes

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I suppose Webby talked to you?

lenaonme: yes

lenaonme: also vi and i know your secret identity now

TotallyNotGizmoduck: darn it

lenaonme: seriously change your name that’s kind of pathetic ngl

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I understand you like fitting the image of “rebellious teenager” and all, but are the insults completely necessary?

lenaonme: oh thank webby she convinced me to only lightly tease you

lenaonme: it’s with love~ 💖

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Not quite sure if I buy that

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I don’t want to have to apprehend you if you commit crimes, Lena

TotallyNotGizmoduck: and my M’ma wouldn’t either

lenaonme: i don’t even know her

TotallyNotGizmoduck: You will tomorrow!!

lenaonme: i can’t decide if that’s ominous or just overly preppy

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I’m just a little excited

lenaonme: lmao lame

TotallyNotGizmoduck: :(

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I hate teenagers

lenaonme: blanket statement huh

TotallyNotGizmoduck: sorry

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I wouldn't be forced into negative feelings if you weren't mean to me!

lenaonme: it's because i love you

TotallyNotGizmoduck: you keep saying that, but I'm not so sure I believe it...

Science Gays

8:48 pm

fentonium: why are kids like this

worldsgreatestinventor: agreed, very negative feelings indeed

adefinitelyrealboy: :(

worldsgreatestinventor: except for you Boyd

Junior-Woodchuck74: It’s because we love you

adefinitelyrealboy: what about Huey?

worldsgreatestinventor: ehhhhhhh

Junior-Woodchuck74: disappointed but not surprised

Junior-Woodchuck74: let me guess you talked to Lena?

fentonium: yes

worldsgreatestinvention: she’s cool

worldsgreatestinvention: she taught me memes

worldsgreatestinventor: WHAT

worldsgreatestinventor: red nephew!! your lot told me that was dewey!!

worldsgreatestinvention: just for those specific memes

worldsgreatestinvention: it was a group effort

Headless-Mannyhorse: good for them

worldsgreatestinventor: they will rue the day!!

fentonium: oookaay

fentonium: you know what I prefer Lena to this

Junior-Woodchuck74: she knows

fentonium: oh no

Junior-Woodchuck74: that’s one of the reasons she likes it so much

fentonium:  oh no

Family Group Chat!!!!

4:55 am

lenaonme: b͈̻̙͕̲̭ͦͦ̾͛l͉͒a̱̳̠̳͈͎̖̓ͪc̆͒k͎͖͈͓̎̌͒p̝͈̌ͫͥͦi̩͙͙͕ͫ̋͛ň̦̌k̟͐̾ ̟̼̥͎ͣͫ͛̂i̞͓̰̜͇̜̪ͧ͑͌̓s̙ͤ͛ͩ ̩̞̖͖̺̐̈͋͆́̈́ͅt̙̥̄ͨͭ͐h̩͇̮̙̬̉͂ͫe͕͚̳̩̞͚̜ ̞͕̰̇͛̏̍ͨ̄r͉̹̱̬͑̄̾͐ḛ͖̘̇̆v̺̱̇̽͒o̤̮̤l̞̯̪̳͕̿͆͌ͭͅu̮̼̝̤̅̑ͬ̾͑͂̍t͇̲̺̘̀i̘ͦ̿͗o̪ͣ͐̓̇ͦ̎ͬn͙̱͔̩͙͒́̋̽̎̎~

dr. mad scientist: oh my god shut up

~

Huey: Junior-Woodchuck74 Dewey: ICanDeweyIt Louie: Lou / green-sharpie* Webby: TheWebbedWonder / Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl* Donald: aw-phooey* / Dadnald / UnoCaballero Scrooge: Scrooge-McDuck* / Moneybags Della: worldsgreatestadventurer* / Adventure-Pilot / universesgreatestadventurer /acepilot Beakley: 22 / Tea Time Launchpad: TheCrashiestCrash Lena: lenaonme Violet: Violet-Sabrewing Duckworth: ghostbutler Gyro: worldsgreatestinventor* / dr mad scientist / wildlymisunderstood Fenton: TotallyNotGizmoduck* / Blathering-Blatherskite Manny: ihaveahead!!! Lil' Bulb: worldsgreatestinvention* / Lil' Bulb Gladstone: Lucky-Gander Fethry: mutant-krill!!!! Indy: Indy_Sabrewing Ty: purpleisforthegays Goldie: Wine-Aunt* / wreathedingold Penny: moonlander-general Boyd: adefinitelyrealboy Panchito: DosCaballero José: blackmagica* / TrêsCaballero

*main

i listened to a bunch of various blackpink while making this (on if it's your last rn) so that's why that ending moment is there lmao. it's just a glimpse into my life i guess. it's also a fitting reference since i wrote a bunch of this during a writing sprint with friends (and i lost :( ) and they introduced me to almost all of the blackpink songs i know!

there's a moment in which dewey called himself a "wild child" which is inspired by another friend calling me a wild child the other day. it just be like that i guess. (tragically, neither this friend nor the blackpink friends are into ducktales so they won't read this. but moon, silv, viper, rose, if you're out there... ily)

peep some sexuality headcanons!! I tried not to make them too overwhelming since I know a lot of people have different hcs, but they slipped in. It didn't make it in, but I hc that in addition to the no-label thing for genders, Scrooge is also demisexual and demiromantic!! I'm aroace so that means something to me. Also re: the bigot Webby and Fenton were talking about, I hc Violet is trans and Dewey is nb (thank the duckfalls server for that one). and lena is gay. but all headcanons are cool n valid and i'd love to hear some of yours!!

i unexpectedly got a really good response to this fic last week and i just want to say thank you!! it means so much to me that people like this fic and that people like my writing in general. i love all of you <3 i haven't responded to comments from last week yet cause energy but i promise i will i just need energy. but i read all of them and they were so sweet!! so thank you!!

in a similar vein, no penny pokemon plot this week cause the week slipped by and i forgot to message ppl about pokemon but i definitely will do that. it'll probably be back for next time. thank you so much to everyone who offered!! i'll probably take you guys up on that.

also thanks to the people on tumblr who gave me scrooge phrases. @just-sinag sent me an amazing video of all of scrooge's catchphrases from dt87 (which i didn't get to use this time unfortunately but definitely next time) which was really helpful, but everyone who replied to my post is really awesome and i appreciate it!!

in other news, my cat just meowed at the door while i'm writing this author's note and then jumped very cartoonishly when the door bumped against the wall. she's a little freaked out right now, poor baby. but i love her.

Chapter 4