#uf! frostbite

[boneheadboner]

Y'know, I've kinda questioned for a good while what kind of weapon Red would prefer if he had to use one. And then it hit me. Red's a scrapper, he hasn't spent years fighting to win, he's spent years fighting to Survive since he and Edge were kids.

Red's the sort of guy who if the world pushes down, push back twice as hard. People don't just not fuck with him because Edge is his brother. People don't fuck with him because he's got a reputation. He fights dirty. Ain't no attack too low when it comes to surviving, ain't no place for "honor" on the battlefield if you're squaring against him.

He picked FrostBite (UF Snowdin) to settle down in, not because it's quiet and things aren't as crazy there? But because of the tactical advantages.

All the dead trees? Perfect cover to hide behind. All the snow? Works great to kick in his opponent's eyes and blind 'em. And if it's an environment others aren't used to? Staying there gives him the upper hand.

SO. That being said? He likes chains, sure he'll wear one with his collar, but a nice thick steel chain just laying around? Oh hell yeah, there's something he can use to beat someone down. If it's already got something attached to it, that's just icing on the cake.

He can use a chain to not only beat the shit out of someone at a range? But he can also wrap it around his hands as an improv set of knuckles to make his punches hurt his foes even more.

Making things even better? He can also use it to trip his opponents, or disarm them by swinging the chain hard enough to wrap around a leg or a weapon. And then he can show them exactly why you don't fuck with him.

[marilynsweet]

I was in an Underfell mood

yes he did dye his hair

[camels-pen]

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Relationships: Danny Fenton/Wesley Weston

Characters: Danny Fenton, Wesley Weston, Frostbite (Danny Phantom), Original Characters, OC - Maryam

Additional Tags: Action/Adventure, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Humor, Unidentified Flying Ship, Pre-Relationship, no beta we die like danny, Unreliable Narrator, wes has his moments but sometimes he's just wrong with a capital W, rated T bc swearing but also, im at the point where i cant tell the difference b/w G rated and T rated in my writing lmao, so its T mostly just to be safe, different POVs, mostly wes tho

Word Count: 27,377

Chapters: 13/13

Summary:

Wes Weston: member of the basketball team and journalism club, full human boy, and incredible amateur reporter. Danny Fenton/Phantom: local hero/high school student, half-ghost boy, and overall irritating jerk. Frostbite: self-proclaimed ghost healer, full ghost yeti, and incredibly suspicious. Something’s up with this ghost and Wes will find out what it is even if it kills him. (He really hopes it doesn’t kill him.)

or Danny and Frostbite need to find a way back to the Ghost Zone and Wes hops on board the road trip ship. Along the way, he gets thrown around by a dragon, learns about the dangers of blob ghosts, and finds Danny’s maybe not as much of a jerk as he thought he was (it’s a big maybe).

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And my artist partners, the wonderful @apinklion01 and @chronosabyss, have made some wonderful art for the fic as well so go check them out!

[capricioussun]

Random headcanon I can’t draw because my hands are a mess #29374:

Edge’s temperature runs higher than most, so whenever it’s chilly out, the human kids flock to him for warmth, which he almost always faux-begrudgingly puts aside whatever he’s doing to provide.

[grimgrinningghoul]

Phandom Pairing Master List

      Here it is, folks! An updated/updating list of ships from Danny Phantom!

(Updated Mar. 25, 2020)

      The purpose of this list is documentation and, more importantly, reference. Have a ship that you want to share, but don’t know what to tag it as? Well, this list is for you, so you can tag your pairings appropriately! Is there a ship out there that you despise, or are just uncomfortable about? Check this list to see if it has a name, and you can blacklist its tag!

      Here’s how it’s set up: the list is divided into 3 categories. These categories are the Humans, the Ghosts, and the Ghosts/Humans; each category goes through in alphabetical order. Every pairing is either marked with [P] or [R] to indicate platonic or romantic.

      You may notice that there are a decent handful of unnamed pairings; this is simply due to me being unable to find a pre-established name and/or coming up with one at this time. I hope to update this list over time until everything has at least one name.

      Suggestions are more than welcome! Think of a pairing you didn’t see? Got a ship name? Throw them at me, and I’ll add them to the list.

      Now, without further adieu, enjoy!

HUMANS (70)

Dani x Danny [P]: Double Trouble

Dani x Danny [R]: Sue Killer

Dani x Dash [R]: Carbon Copy Quarterback

Dani x Lancer [P]: Copy Grades

Dani x Tucker [R]: Cloned Romantic

Dani x Valerie [R]: Sweet Substitution, Vengeful Babes

Dani x Vlad [P]: Generic Brand, Oatmeal

Dani x Vlad [R]: Cream Cheese

Dani x Wes [R]: Clone Conspiracy

Danny x Dash [R]: Locker Bruise, Swagger Bishie, Teddy Ghost

Danny x Eliot [R]: Nu Goth

Danny x Jack [P]: Family Business

Danny x Jack [R]: The Wrong Sick

Danny x Jazz [P]: -

Danny x Jazz [R]: Sibling Secrets

Danny x Kwan [R]: Phantom Fumble

Danny x Lancer [P]: Assigned Care

Danny x Lancer [R]: Literature Lovers

Danny x Maddie [P]: Family Bonding, Maternal Instincts

Danny x Maddie [R]: Mama’s Boy, Motherly Love

Danny x Pamela [R]: Restrained Romance

Danny x Paulina [R]: Pink Astronaut, Shallow Sapphire

Danny x Sam [R]: Amethyst Ocean, Fake-out Make-out, Going Goth, Lovebirds, Violet Haze

Danny x Star [R]: Astro Physics, Phantom Satellite

Danny x Tucker [P]: Cyberspace

Danny x Tucker [R]: Savant Par

Danny x Valerie [R]: Gray Ghost

Danny x Vlad [P]: Badger Cereal

Danny x Vlad [R]: Endangered Species, Pompous Pep

Danny x Wes [R]: Unidentified Flying Ship (UFS)

Dash x Jazz [R]: Brain Over Brawn

Dash x Kwan [R]: Tight End

Dash x Paulina [R]: Makeup Honor

Dash x Sam [R]: Dumb Founded

Dash x Star [R]: All-Stars

Dash x Vlad [P]: College Fund

Dash x Vlad [R]: Go Packers

Eliot x Sam [R]: Gothic Ruse

Eliot x Tucker [R]: Nu Geek

Freakshow x Danny [R]: Pitched Tent, Publicity Stunt

Freakshow x Jazz [R]: Ghost Envy

Jack x Maddie [R]: Moronic Genius, Brain Cookies

Jack x Jazz [P]: -

Jack x Vlad [P]: -

Jack x Vlad [R]: Pac-Man

Jazz x Lancer [R]: Teacher’s Pet

Jazz x Paulina [P]: Miss Perfect

Jazz x Paulina [R]: Pretty Little Psycho

Jazz x Sam [R]: Kith Kin

Jazz x Tucker [R]: Techno Smarts

Jazz x Vlad [R]: Obsessive Meddler, Psycho Cereal

Kwan x Sam [P]: -

Kwan x Sam [R]: Jock Goth

Kwan x Star [R]: Sports Satellite

Kwan x Tucker [R]: Quacker

Kwan x Vlad [R]: Not So Useful Distraction

Lance Thunder x Lancer [R]: Lance Lancer

Maddie x Pamela [R]: Maternal Rivalry, Posh Scientist

Maddie x Vlad [R]: Spurned Affection

Paulina x Sam [P]: -

Paulina x Sam [R]: Evil Alliance, Fake-Up Make-Out, Goth Princess

Paulina x Star [P]: -

Paulina x Star [R]: Famous Satellite, Shallow Orbit

Paulina x Valerie [R]: Hunter’s Façade

Sam x Tucker [P]: Techno Goth

Sam x Tucker [R]: Ghost’s Absence, Veggie Burger

Sam x Valerie [R]: Hide N’ Seek

Sam x Vlad [R]: Gothic Vampire

Star x Tucker [R]: Twinkle Techno

Tucker x Valerie [R]: Hunter Silly, Tracking Device

Valerie x Vlad [R]: Misplaced Faith, Secret Disaster

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GHOSTS (52)

Amorpho x Ghost Writer [R]: Tricky Pseudonym

Amorpho x Walker [P]: Undercover Cop

Amorpho x Walker [R]: Tricky Prison

Aragon x Dora [P]: -

Aragon x Dora [R]: Girl In The Tower, Royal Bloodline, Timeless Love

Aragon x Pariah Dark [R]: -

Bertrand x Spectra [R]: Melancholy Assistance

Box Ghost x Lunch Lady [R]: Packaged Food

Box Lunch x Youngblood [P]: -

Box Lunch x Youngblood [R]: Pirate Food

Clockwork x Dan [P]: - House Arrest

Clockwork x Dan [R]: Meddling Minutes

Clockwork x Ghostwriter [R]: History Books

Clockwork x Nocturne [R]: Bed Time, Dream Time

Clockwork x Pariah Dark [R]: Dark Ages

Clockwork x Walker [R]: Doing Time

Dairy King x Lunch Lady [R]: -

Dan x Ghost Writer [R]: Blood Red Ink

Dan x Nocturne [R]: Worst Nightmare

Dan x Pariah Dark [R]: Dark Dark

Desiree x Dora [R]: Royal Wishes

Desiree x Ember [R]: Hot December

Desiree x Pandora [R]: Mythical Wishes

Desiree x Skulker [R]: Traps Desired

Desiree x Spectra [R]: Painful Desires

Desiree x Technus [R]: Talkative Treacherous, Talkative Treachery

Desiree x Walker [R]: Guard Granter

Dora x Lydia [R]: Dragon Tattoo

Dora x Pandora [R]: Dora^2, Panned Doras

Dora x Poindexter [P]: -

Dora x Poindexter [R]: Retro Movie Do, Retro Movie Faire

Ember x Ghost Writer [R]: Burning Pages, Punk Poet, Written Memory

Ember x Johnny [P]: Rebel Youth

Ember x Johnny [R]: Flame’s Shadow

Ember x Kitty [P]: Girl’s Night

Ember x Kitty [R]: Pussycat Dolls

Ember x Skulker [P]: Punk Metal

Ember x Skulker [R]: Hunter’s Flame

Ember x Youngblood [P]: Pirate Sitting

Ember x Youngblood [R]: Punk Rock

Fright Knight x Pariah Dark [R]: All The King’s Men

Ghost Writer x Johnny [R]: Unlucky Author

Ghost Writer x Nocturne [R]: Goodnight Moon

Ghost Writer x Skulker [R]: Gun Magazine

Ghost Writer x Technus [R]: Science Fiction

Ghost Writer x Walker [R]: Penslammeter, Prison Journal

Johnny x Kitty [R]: Black Cat

Nocturne x Pariah Dark [R]: Delusions Of Grandeur

Skulker x Technus [P]: -

Skulker x Technus [R]: Electric Hunter, Generator, Sparks

Spectra x Walker [R]: Insane Asylum, Psyche Ward

Walker x Wulf [R]: Esperanto Code Of Conduct

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GHOSTS/HUMANS (77)

Amorpho x Danny [R]: Anonymity Park

Aragon x Danny [R]: Royal Pain

Box Ghost x Danny [R]: Boxed Phantom

Clockwork x Danny [P]: Lost Time

Clockwork x Danny [R]: Temporal Trust

Clockwork x Jazz [R]: Timely Intelligence

Dairy King x Vlad [P]: Cheese Head

Dairy King x Vlad [R]: Lactose Intolerance

Dan x Dani [P]: -

Dan x Dani [R]: Young Bloodthirst

Dan x Danny [P]: New Beginnings

Dan x Danny [R]: Enslaved Exemplar, Haunted Past

Dan x Freakshow [R]: Control, Dark Side

Dan x Maddie [P]: -

Dan x Maddie [R]: Oedipus Complex

Dan x Paulina [R]: Pitiful Delusion

Dan x Sam [R]: Evil Goth

Dan x Valerie [R]: Dark Gray

Dan x Vlad [P]: The Imperfect Son

Dan x Vlad [R]: Bitterly Broken, Doubly Evil

Dani x Ember [P]: Kid’s Bop

Dani x Ember [R]: Platinum Punk

Dani x Youngblood [P]: Play Date

Dani x Youngblood [R]: Young Love

DannyF x DannyP [P]: Oreo Cookie, Phriendship, Pitch Pals

DannyF x DannyP [R]: Pitch Pearl, Photogenic Narcissus

Danny x Desiree [R]: Haunting Desire

Danny x Dora [R]: Phantom Dragon

Danny x Ember [P]: Baby Pop

Danny x Ember [R]: Phantom Rocker

Danny x Fright Knight [R]: Halloween Phantom

Danny x Frostbite [P]: -

Danny x Ghost Writer [R]: Iambic Prose

Danny x Johnny 13 [R]: Lucky Accident

Danny x Kitty [R]: Phantom Feline

Danny x Lunch Lady [R]: Ghostly Menu

Danny x Nocturne [P]: Restless Spirit

Danny x Nocturne [R]: Teenage Dream

Danny x Poindexter [P]: Locker Buddies

Danny x Poindexter [R]: Noodle Nerds

Danny x Shadow [R]: Phantom Shadows

Danny x Skulker [P]: Cat and Mouse

Danny x Skulker [R]: Callous Query

Danny x Spectra [R]: Phantom Psychology

Danny x Technus [P]: Voltaic Potential

Danny x Technus [R]: Cosmic Cyborg

Danny x Walker [P]: Space Cadet

Danny x Walker [R]: Ghostly Prisoner, Jailbait, Jailbird

Danny x Wulf [P]: Howling Moon

Danny x Wulf [R]: White Fang

Ember x Freakshow [R]: Dark Fire, The Freak Behind Blue Eyes

Ember x Paulina [R]: Perfect Pitch, Pitch Perfect

Ember x Sam [R]: Indie Rock, Somber Sear

Freakshow x Johnny 13 [R]: Hypnotic Shadows, Spaghetti And Meatballs

Freakshow x Lydia [R]: Circus Freaks

Fright Knight x Vlad [R]: New Master

Ghost Writer x Jazz [P]: Mindful Fiction

Ghost Writer x Jazz [R]: Classic Cliché

Ghost Writer x Sam [P]: Poetic Tale

Ghost Writer x Sam [R]: Purple Prose

Ghost Writer x Vlad [R]: Tireless Dedication

Jazz x Ember [R]: Hypno-Therapy

Jazz x Kitty [R]: Feline Grace

Jazz x Spectra [R]: Psycho Analysis

Jazz x Technus [R]: Techno Babble

Lancer x Spectra [R]: School Spirit

Lunch Lady x Tetslaff [R]: Butch-ers, Steak Sit-Ups

Sam x Undergrowth [P]: Gothic Garden, Green Thumb, Over Goth

Skulker x Vlad [P]: Bounty’s Reward

Skulker x Vlad [R]: Hunter’s Gains

Spectra x Vlad [R]: Misery Motivated

Technus x Tucker [P]: Tech Buddies

Technus x Tucker [R]: PDA, Techno Geeks, Technological Advancement

Technus x Vlad [R]: Mad Scientist

Vlad Masters x Vlad Plasmius [R]: Striking Fear

Vlad x Walker [P]: Tax Evasion

Vlad x Walker [R]: Bail Money

[bigwheelblading]

Rob Dargiewicz is a 36-year-old aggressive inline skater from Derby, Connecticut. Two years ago he also added distance skating to his blading arsenal. This year he won the 2018 Big Wheel Challenge skating 2,364.52 miles.

What year did you start skating? How did you get into skating?

It was probably around ‘92 or ‘93 when I first put skates on at the local roller rink. By the second lap, I was launching off the ramps that go from the floor to the carpeted area. They also had a race where the DJ cut the music and everybody lined up and did three laps and I won that. Multi-disciplined since day one!

I spent every Saturday night for the next few years at Roller Magic. In 1994 I started going to CT Bike on Friday nights. It’s an indoor skatepark that’s still there today. There was a thriving hardcore scene back then and they had shows at the park. I was 12 –years-old shredding the vert ramp with the older skateboarders while Hatebreed played in the mini. Those were great memories.

How long have you been distance skating?

I started skating almost two years ago.

What made you want to start skating distance?

At the end of 2015 I got sober. I spent a good part of the previous 5 years struggling with alcoholism and everything that goes along with it; jail, losing friends, feeling sick ALL the time, depression etc.. Once I got clean and started to feel human again, early morning solo trips to the skatepark and distance running became my personal AA meetings.

In 2017 I got my first taste of big wheels on some Trimax UFS frames. As soon as I felt the combination of smoothness and speed that the larger wheel size afforded I knew I had found my new passion. Big Wheel Blading was everything I loved about running but I was able to go super fast with skates on my feet. I was hooked.

Were there any skaters at the beginning of your distance skating that you enjoyed watching or motivated you?

Slo-Mo. That guy gets it.

How competitive are you?

I pride myself on my work ethic and always do the best I can at whatever I’m doing. I’m constantly looking for ways to progress so I guess that makes me pretty competitive.

How had your approach to distance skating matured since you began?

Hopefully distance skating is something that will be with me for a long time so I feel like I am just beginning. There are so many techniques to master, muscles to develop, equipment to try, events to attend, and so much I can learn from other people. I knew that going in so I’m just going to keep on that steady path of progression.

How did you find the time to skate so many miles in 2018?

If you love something and you’re having fun you make time for it.

What’s was your daily skate regiment like?

A typical day starts around 5:30 am with about 10 hours of manual labor outside to warm up. As soon as I get home I kick off the work boots and go running anywhere from 4-12 miles. After that I would try to get in 10-20 miles on my skates unless it was Wednesday in which case I’d be shredding whatever park we picked that week for Wednesday Night Skate. There were days with more or less miles but that was an average weekday.

What was your original mileage goal when the year started and did you achieve it?

I didn’t really have a goal but at some point I thought it would be cool to get at least as many miles as the distance from coast to coast across America and I accomplished that.

What were the most challenging moments for you this year?

Trying to spread my time between multiple athletic endeavors and work full time was the hardest thing for me. I ran 3 half-marathons and the full NYC Marathon. I trained hard for those races all year separately from skating all those miles. On top of that I’ve been out in the streets filming with the world famous Tallboyz crew.

Rob has been running marathons as well.

Rob has been running marathons as well.

Did you suffer any injuries?

I had to deal with a broken wrist and bursitis in my hip but nothing from distance aside from some blisters and sore muscles. If anything I would feel beat up from work or a slam I took, go for a mellow skate on the trail and feel a little better.

What is your weekly training regiment, workout / skate schedule?

Weekdays are for work, mellow sessions, and shorter distances. Weekends are for street skating, filming, and longer skates/runs.

Have you changed lifestyle at all with your training?

Self improvement has been a major component of my lifestyle for the past few years so I guess you could say the training fits right into that.

What kind of diet are you on?

Nothing too strict. The only things I avoid completely are fast food, soda, and energy drinks. When you burn as many calories as I do you have to eat a lot so I just try to make smarter choices when it comes to food. Everyone’s body is different. Over time you learn what slows you down and what keeps you going. For instance, eggs are a great source of protein but they give me the bubble guts. Ice cream isn’t great for you but I’ve consumed it every day since I’ve been sober without a problem. I know my body but I’m always learning.

What snacks / food do you eat before, during and after skating? What do you use to hydrate when skating? How much water do you drink on your long skates?

My favorite thing before a long skate is oatmeal with almond butter, bananas, and berries. Anything over 30 miles I’d have granola bars in my pockets, Haribo gummy bears, almonds, and plenty of vitamin THC. For water I always carry a bottle with me and filled it up when I could. It’s very important to know where the water spot is on long skates. Also chocolate almond milk was great for recovery when I was completely wiped out.

How has skating distance affected how much you aggressive skate?

I’m happy to say it hasn’t negatively affected how much aggressive skating I do at all. 2018 was a great year for skating especially here in Connecticut. We’ve had multiple park upgrades, new skaters, people coming back; if anything I’ve been skating more.

Rob pulling a top acid on the hand rail.

Rob lacing a kindgrind.

Has skating on big wheels and doing distance, had any benefit to your aggressive skating or changed the way you approach tricks in aggressive skating?

It has quite literally changed the way I approach tricks; I always want to be going fast! Even when we’re skating a ledge spot, I prefer to come in hot from halfway down the block. I love finding spots where I can incorporate the double push on the approach.

Did you ever imagine growing up skating that you would be skating thousands of miles in a year?

Never! I skated everywhere when I was a kid and I rode anti-rocker so I hated it! I would destroy wheels just getting to the spot. I always knew I would keep skating but never pictured myself doing what I’m doing now.

Where there any months you skated less then others?

Running took up most of my time in September and October leading up to the NYC marathon. I cut my miles but still skated almost everyday.

How do you handle cold weather skating? What gear do you wear when the temperature dips?

I had one of my scariest skate experiences recently because of the cold. It was 6 degrees Fahrenheit and I was bundled up pretty good. Even had on 2 pairs of leggings. This proved insufficient against the constant 20 mph headwind. I got about 3 miles up the trail and started to feel the pain. I immediately skated back to my truck and spent the next 15 minutes in a terrifying amount of agony. That was the day I learned about penile frostbite and why you need to wear 3 socks on really cold days.

What moments were you proudest achievements in your skating in 2018?

Winning the Big Wheel Blading Challenge was awesome but I’m just really proud of the fact that I’m still skating at all, let alone at the level I am. I absolutely hate hearing the phrase “I used to skate”.

Rob on his distance blades.

Milford Beach Daily Skate Route

What is the furthest you’ve skated in a day?

I had done a few 50-70 mile skates but a week after I ran the marathon I decided to go out and do 100 miles in a day. I did 85 on the trail before it got dark. I got the remaining 15 by shredding around downtown New Haven and then bombing a hill to finish off. It was rad.

Did you have to mentally prepare yourself for skating everyday?

No, I have to skate to mentally prepare myself for everyday.

What is your favorite place / route to skate?

I like the Farmington River Rail Trail for long skates but most of my daily routes were on the roads along the beach in Milford, CT.

What skates, frames, bearings and wheels did you use during 2018?

Powerslide Swell with the 10” aluminum Trinity frame, 125mm UC wheels and whatever bearings I had laying around.

What are you skating goals going into 2019?

First things first – I’m going to finish filming for the Tallboyz video and start on the next project. Then I’m going to quit my job and get paid to rollerblade. I’m going to skate in the North Shore Marathon, NYC 100km skate marathon, WYII, New England Blade & Camp, BPSO, Berlin Marathon, Athens to Atlanta, and the 24 Hours of Le Mans. I’m going to skate 10,000 miles and win the X-Games. I’m sure I’ll narrow that list down but in the meantime I’m just happy to stay healthy and keep skating.

Skating all those miles paid off with a sweet prize package!

Rob holding his prizes.

Thanks to our sponsors for their prizes for 1st place.

The Sponsors

Thank you Rollerblade, Sonic Sports, Hypatia Extracts, Oysius and Rudy New York for sponsoring the 2018 Big Wheel Challenge.

Join the 2019 Challenge!

To find out more information about how to join the 2019 Big Wheel Challenge and the 2018 Inline Skate Challenge on Endomondo click here. From Aggressive to Distance: An Interview with Rob Dargiewicz, the 2018 Big Wheel Challenge Winner Rob Dargiewicz is a 36-year-old aggressive inline skater from Derby, Connecticut. Two years ago he also added distance skating to his blading arsenal.

[blastlight]

[ID: a Virgin versus Chad meme with Underfell Sans and Error Sans.

Underfell Sans is labeled "The Virgin Fell". He's awkwardly looking away and grimacing, with his hands in his pockets. Next to him is a list that says: "Sweaty & pathetic. Constant war over canon & fanon fell (PICK A LANE). Overrated reskin (only purpose is to be edgy). Needs his creator to hold his hand. Canonically doesn't wear a collar (beta male). Inconsistent UF!Papyruses dealing with him. Same old hoodie & shorts. Needs shoes to do anything. Lame flame particles."

Error Sans is labeled "The Chad Error". He's standing in a confident pose, holding one hand out and pressing the other to his chest, and smiling. The text list next to him says: "Pathetic but powerful. Solid interpretation (Underverse, BSG). Complex evolution (used to be classic Sans). Creator left him to fend for himself like a MAN. Canonically has 5 tongues (alpha male). Doesn't need a Papyrus. Snazzy new scarf & coat. Will beat your ass in flipflops. Cool glitch particles". End ID.]

THIS IS FAKE NEWS. do NOT vote for Error, these are all LIES and FALSEHOODS. listen to ME.

the CHAD FELL: sweaty but sharp. he doesn't even need a WEAPON he just needs to poke you. Error could never. ok he is a little bit pathetic though. INFINITE amount of AU interpretations. If you don't like one then you can find or MAKE your own version. Underfell is FREE. Instantly recognizable look. His fluffy jacket and red/gold aesthetic is universally known. His creator is LITERALLY A DOG (no matter what they say) they physically CAN'T hold his hand. canonically doesn't wear a collar. i don't know why this is a negative thing honestly. HAS BROTHERS. they may not always be perfect but that's INFINITY more brothers than Error has. still has the classic hoodie & shorts. this bitch is still a sans, he STAYED a sans and he looks like it. smart enough to wear shoes in the snow. can skeletons get frostbite? idk, but underfell sans definitely won't be. EPIC FLUFF PARTICLES. his hood has an Aesthetic Bonus that doesn't even block out his face.

the VIRGIN ERROR: pathetic MANBABY. how is he so powerful if he can't even buy his own CHOCOLATE?? Interpreted so BADLY nobody can even remember his FULL NAME. RIDICULOUS complicated evolution makes error even FARTHER away from the original sans. creator DITCHED him. she LAUGHS at him from afar and calls him NAMES. eats CUTLERY. what good is 5 tongues when he can't even USE them properly. HAS NO PAPYRUS. NO sans is complete without their brother. this just makes him SAD and LONELY. PATCHED UP MESS of an outfit. Literally makes him look like a hobo. Will take two steps and break his ankles in flip flops. This man has SENSORY ISSUES why would he WEAR THOSE. there is ZERO ass getting kicked with those. DISTRACTING MESS of glitch particles. he already can't see shit and the glitches make it worse. Absolute disaster of a man.

In conclusion: Vote for Underfell Sans, the OG Undertale AU. If you vote for him you get cool badges and a personal blessing from me to find really cheap good chocolate. AND the ability to stop your Error-voting friends from stealing it. I take my leave.

[takes a bow, spins around and runs into a doorframe]

vote error guys the manbabygirl needs to win this 💕💖 #errorsweep

(Some of these may be inaccurate so dont take this seriously >w>)

[marilynsweet]

She,,,

[marilynsweet]

I JUST REALIZED I DREW FROSTBITE WITH BABY HANDS

[marilynsweet]

News Alert, local bad boi actually loves his tiny gf, just doesn’t really show it until it’s in question

[marilynsweet]

yes, not talking about it is for the best, asriel.

[marilynsweet]

-Still-

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UF! Frostbite belongs to me.

Inspired by a song that has been stuck in my head for a day and I don’t know the artist or title of the song;;;;

[marilynsweet]

you live and you learn, uf az, least you know now not to ask.

[marilynsweet]

So she's aware but doesn't care?

[marilynsweet]

is uf frostbite ever gonna stop smoking and drinking?

[marilynsweet]

UnderFell!

*Fell Frostbite married Fell Asriel because he was nowhere near as bad as Eternity! Fell Asriel. He just acted like a jerk, and did some bad things involving approval for monster testing (if only they were certain there was something up), and he’s harsh, but if you were to be on his good side he’d be your best friend with a crude sense of humor. *Fell Alphys was the one who brought up the topic of monster testing, but was drawn to the only conclusion that this was what had to be done. She was reluctant to go forward with it. *Fell Frostbite was not taken by the occult, but was instead forced to grow up on the streets, similar to Tale Frostbite, but without the foster homes. She slept under dumpsters, only got to shower in camp sites she snuck into after stealing soap, and wore the same raggedy sweater up until it was ruined. She didn’t get to attend school, and had to teach herself. This made it near impossible to get a good resume, therefore she didn’t have a job. *Fell Frostbite met Fell Asriel shortly after he graduated school. *Toriel had Asriel in public school so he could get used to people, but he wasn’t the typical “good boy/popular jock” that Tale Asriel was. Fell Asriel had a tendency to do really creepy things. He’d draw pentagrams on the desks, curse people under his breath, even had his ear pierced once. He doesn’t wear earrings anymore, and the pierce is covered by fur, you wouldn’t even know he has it. He did not get along well with other kids until he got older, and even then he was reluctant to make friends. This would cause to be a problem in the future once the topic of him becoming king pops up.