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sparksinthenight · 3 months ago
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Do you shop at Hannaford? Sign this pledge to stand with migrant diary farm workers as they fight for Milk With Dignity and their labour and human rights!
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unnerving-presence · 2 years ago
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Weird question. How do you think Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles Dark legacy would’ve went if Wesker was a Tsum Tsum the whole time? Like I picture Wesker having to crawl through the facility to defeat Sergei.
omg that would be absolutely adorable
he pulls up with his big ass coat but he didn’t have a tiny custom one so he took the actual one and it just drags along the snow with him
instead of
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(oh god i need him so bad)
he fuckin slams into the bars to try and break it down before just crawling through one of the gaps cause he just embarrassed himself
“he’s like a little black cockroach.”well.. he is now
kick sergei’s ass tho 😭
it’s funny watching him mario jump up to things he’s like a flea
takes forever to type on the fuckin computer cause sometimes he’ll mess up and he’s gotta waddle all the way back to the backspace button
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he has no time to dramatically walk to he absolutely fuckin BOOKS it out he’s so funny
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etchif · 6 months ago
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Just ate a bit of chocolate ice cream and it tasted like vomit
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mantecol · 2 years ago
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im sorry but i will never agree with the women who go "menstruation is a wonderful thing. it should not stop you from doing what you want" oh shut the fuck up, you surely have the lowest of flows and it lasts 3 days and 5 minutes.
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little-eye-guy · 5 months ago
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ohhhh my god i wish i could put my steroid cream on my face so badly..... i've got these dry as hell psoriasis patches that i keep putting moisturizer on but of course that doesn't actually help even a little bit
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taecnoal · 2 years ago
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im going to fucking kill mu=yself
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phoebejaysims · 6 months ago
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School Additions (Call In Sick + Manually Attend After School Clubs)
I got the idea for calling in sick from the 'mods I wish existed' thread on MTS and the after school club portion was added because I wanted a way to still send my sims even if they attended school using ultimate careers. I hope you all enjoy!
Requirements:
Base Game Compatible. If you don't have EP4, the after school club interactions won't show.
No mod requirements.
Made on version 1.67.
Recommended:
Echoweaver's Symptoms for seasons
Olomaya's school council mod + school activity
My cheerleading mod + school activity
Ultimate Careers Cross-Compatibility:
To accommodate for UC, your sim must phone in sick before 7am. This is regardless of if you're actually using the mod to send your sims to school or not. As long as you have the mod installed, it counts.
If you're using the original Zerbu version instead of the updated version, the 7am deadline still applies but you won't see the greyed out tooltips in-game to remind you of it.
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Calling In Sick
Phone Interactions found under 'School' path.
By default: children must ask an older sim to call for them while teens can either ask or call for themselves. This is XML tuneable.
Sim must have either 'sick' or 'fake sick' buffs.
Older household sims can call in for younger sims if they have 'sick' buffs.
School children and teens can try to convince older household members that they need to stay home due to sickness. They don't need to be sick to use this interaction.
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Found under Friendly/Ask For School Sick Day
Success depends on the traits and buffs of both sims.
Many of these values can be tuned via. the XML.
See the download page for which buffs count as sick/fake sick.
Attend After School Clubs Manually
Since you can't attend after school clubs unless you've been at school that day, I needed a way to manually send my sims to attend them. (Handy if they've been off sick or if you are using the UC mod for school).
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Click on the school within club hours and send your sim to their club.
Conflicts:
This is a pure script mod, so it shouldn't conflict with any other mods.
Download:
MTS : Here
If you'd like to buy me a coffee or ice-cream or something as thanks, you can donate here: my kofi!
I hope you enjoy,
Phoebe
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brittle-doughie · 3 months ago
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i was thinking back on my pervious ask and came up with the funny idea of the ultimate cookie escaping and following mycookie home after creamferret cookie rescues mycookie from butter roll cookie
made some more doodles to kinda visualize the idea, mainly when the two properly meet (i made the first image while listening to some horror stories)
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not sure how i should draw the ultimate cookie, i have some ideas but i'll just settle for making them a creepy silhouette for now
Always nice to see your doodles again, I’d say this definitely catches the horror vibe of an entity following you to a place you should consider to be safe in: Home.
Cream Ferret is holding onto the shotgun, it gives them some sort of security even if it’s fruitless to stop the Ultimate Cookie…
In the laboratory, one instance of eye contact was all the UC needed to escape their predicament and follow the trail back to Crispía, towards the Cookie Kingdom.
The CoD were in disarray, Dark Enchantress Cookie demanded that they retrieve the UC as soon as possible before any of those pesky heroes find out.
The UC watches from the window, features hidden in shadow. They did nothing..but stare.
Cream Ferret was deeply terrified on the inside when that exact cookie was right behind MyCookie.
They wanted to protest, but what could they really do?
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visionarymode · 1 year ago
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Steamy
✧ warnings: smut, language, 18+
✧ pairing: jey uso x female reader
✧ word count: 2,815
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“Ask if their ice cream machine is broken,” she whispered while patting his arm that rested on the steering wheel. 
“Tell me is your ice cream machine working uce?” he called out to the monitor. 
“It’s up and working” 
“Yeeeeeet. Let me get uh…what you want?” he turned to look at her covering her mouth to stop her laughter.
“What you laughin’ at?” he whispered as he furrowed his brows, a slight smile creeping on his lips. 
“Yeeeeeet,” she giggled.
“Shut yo- man what ‘chu want?,” he nudged her exposed thigh. 
“Strawberry milkshake please” 
“A large strawberry milkshake and uh…an oreo mcflurry.” 
“Large?!” she pronounced. 
“Large.” he mockingly mouthed back at her. 
“That’ll be $28.25 first window.” 
“Damn we eating good!” he laughed rubbing his hands together letting the car move forward. 
“Wait, where’s my purse?” she asked looking at the ground to find nothing at her feet. 
“You don’t need it sit yo ass back down,” he reassured her pulling his wallet out his back pocket. 
“No, you always pay let me pay for something.”
She grabbed her phone to turn on the  flashlight towards the backseat to look around and found it on the floor under her seat. Her ass was practically in the air from her struggling to reach for it and Jey took the opportunity to push her in the backseat. 
“What the fuck?!” she yelped as she fell in the backseat hearing him laugh as he pulled up to the first window. He stretched his arm across the passenger head so she wouldn’t find a way back to the front. 
“You’re so annoying,” she muttered as the cashier repeated the order. 
“Yessir here you go man,” he handed him his card as he moved his arm to flick his fingers in the back towards her playfully. She pushed them away before he turned around with the most offended look. They handed him their 2 bags of food as well as the milkshake and mcflurry they ordered. 
“Thank you uce have a good one.” 
“Can I come back to the front now?” she asked placing her hands on his arm. 
“No, we gonna eat back there let me park up somewhere,” he muffled as he stuffed 2 fries in his mouth. 
“Let me get a fry.” 
“Ask nicely,” he peered over his shoulder.
“Please?” she softly asked. She saw him smirk pulling out a fry from the bag and fed her. 
“Whatchu’ say?” 
“Thank you so much Jey. Thank you for satisfying my fry needs,” she mocked with a high tone. He kissed his teeth and made another left looking for a parking spot. He found an empty spot in the further end of the lot as he parked the car. He slightly turned down the music and switched the led lights to blue that filled the car’s interior. 
“Ooh this is pretty,” she vocalized grabbing a fry from the bag looking down at her brightened feet. 
“Yeah you are,” he replied taking off his seatbelt before stepping out the car to join her in the back. She felt her cheeks flush from the comment but these comments were always casually thrown around between the two of them. 
“Oooooeeeee where my nuggets at?” he asked digging through one of the bags to pull out his 20 piece nuggets & large fry. She pulled out her double cheeseburger & large fry as well and they spent the next 10 minutes talking, laughing, and munching. 
“Can I have a nugget?” she asked with a giggle knowing he’d give her a ‘really?’ type look. He dramatically rolled his eyes before grabbing one for her. 
“Barbecue or buffalo?” he asked moving the nugget back and forth between the two sauces like her time was ticking. 
“Surprise me,” she closed her eyes. 
“Okay okay.” he chuckled. 
“What’s taking-“ she abruptly stopped as she felt the saucy nugget hit her lips. He laughed and held up his hand in defense as she stared at him in disbelief. 
“That’s your fault I was about to feed you,” he brought it back to her lips as she took a bite. She licked off the remaining drips on her lips before grabbing the last fry. 
“You still got sauce on you,” he chuckled eating the last spoonful of his mcflurry. 
“Oh my god where?” she grabbed a napkin and wiped her mouth watching him shake his head. 
“Come here,” he motioned with his finger as she leaned in. 
He slowly wiped the corner of her mouth with his thumb as she watched him. He met her gaze and slowed down the movement of his thumb. She felt heat between her thighs and decided to take it a step further. She grabbed his hand to suck the sauce off the tip of his thumb with a teasing smile as he licked his lips observing her action. 
“You play too much…” he trailed off clearing his throat before taking a sip of his water bottle. 
“Maybe you don’t play enough.” 
He looked back at her trying to hide his grin and she laughed in response. 
“Imma throw these out,” he lightly chuckled avoiding her gaze. He grabbed the bags and opened his door to throw them in the trash nearby. She grabbed the mini hand sanitizer in her purse watching his fine tattooed self walk away. He looked so damn good tonight. He had his black snapback on, one hoop earring in, and a black tee with black shorts that revealed his sleeved arms and tatted legs. And that chain…
“My god…” she softly moaned in frustration before stopping herself as he got back in. He dramatically sighed from the trip and plopped down putting her legs on top of his thighs as she leaned against the opposite window. He pulled out his bright red lighter and smirked at her sparking up the flame. 
“Hell yeah,” she laughed. 
“Yeet,” he replied pulling out the blunt from the cup holder. 
He put it between his lips and sparked up, letting a few puffs out. He passed it to her and they spent the next 5 minutes talking and joking around as they both gradually got very high.
She felt his gaze on her as she took another hit. She peered back at him with her droopy eyes. 
“What?” she asked with a faint smile as she blew the smoke out. 
“You’re beautiful man,” he confessed running his hand over his beard. She felt her cheeks heat up but brushed it off knowing it was just another one of their flirty banter. She passed the blunt and he flicked his finger towards him. 
“Come here,” he muffled with the blunt between his lips. She scooted in closer before he shook his head. 
“Nah this ain’t gonna work, just hop on.” He patted his lap and she felt nerves rush through her body because she didn’t know what he was doing. She was too high to think or care so she obliged. 
She brought her leg over his waist and sat down on his comfy lap. He rested one hand on her thigh as he took a hit with the other. He gently pinched her cheeks to part open her mouth as he blew the smoke in. Oh…
She responded by sucking it in causing him to smirk, his eyes barely open from how high he was. She blew out the remaining smoke as he brought the blunt to her lips. She reciprocated his action and cupped his face to blow in his mouth. She felt his hands grip her waist to pull her in closer, his eyes not leaving her lips. 
“I-I think we should throw it out now…” she stuttered with a nervous laugh. Her mind was floating not just from the weed but the demanding and horny feelings aching throughout her body. 
“Mm. You right,” he deeply replied. He grabbed the small roach from her fingers and pulled down the window to throw it out. He pressed the button again to shut it as he cupped her chin and brought her lips to his. It was nice and slow at first. They took their time exploring each others mouths with their tongues, the sound of their greedy sighs and moans growing louder. 
“You’re so fucking fine…” he whispered grabbing her ass with both hands. 
A hushed moan escaped her lips as he brought his mouth to her neck, swirling his wet tongue in circles before taking his time to suck on her sweet spot. 
“Fuck…” she moaned feeling her pussy eagerly throbbing. 
He gently grabbed her throat bringing his mouth back on hers. Their tongues weaving together so naturally were full of flavor. The tastes of their desserts and weed mixing together, both craving for more. The only sounds filling dark car were Ne-yo playing in the background and their heavy breathing as they continued their steamy and sloppy make out. 
“You taste like strawberry…” he groaned sneaking his tongue back in her mouth as she sucked on it. 
“Mmm you like it?” she moaned back grinding on his bulge. 
“Makes me wanna taste somethin’ else,” he growled as he ran his fingers beneath her shorts. 
“What you waiting for then?” she teased, taking off her tank top. 
He smirked and bit his lip, humming at her breasts spilling out of her laced black bra before flipping her on her back causing her to giggle. He hovered over her, licking in between her chest as he unclipped her bra. 
“God damn...” he moaned cupping them with both hands. He slowly flicked his tongue over her nipple before enclosing his lips around it to suck while he fiddled with the other between his fingers. 
“Jey…” she softly moaned, her fingers entangled with the ends of his hair. 
“What’s up baby…” he purred back leaving sloppy kisses down her stomach making her back arch. He pulled her shorts off her and ran his two middle fingers over her damp panties. 
“You’re so wet for me huh?” he mumbled over the fabric before slipping them off. He dragged her legs over his shoulders before burying his face between her thighs ready to feast. He spread open her slick folds with a small flick of his tongue before hungrily sucking on her. 
“Oh fuuuuuck,” she cried out as he rapidly lapped his tongue up and down her entrance. His tongue felt like it was moving 90 miles an hour, she didn’t know if it was from how high she was or how fucking good his warm thick tongue felt on her pussy, but she felt like she was reeling for a release very quickly. 
“I’m-I’m gonna cum…” she warned him as she gripped the leather edge of the window above her head. Her fingers slipped off the slightly misty window. 
“Yeah?” he asked between the speedy and vigorous flicks of his tongue. He massaged her clit with his thumb before dipping his tongue into her hole at a frantic pace. Her legs started to shake as he watched her eyes half lidded, her mouth parted open as her whines grew louder. 
“Mmmm j-just like that…” 
He gripped her thighs as he shoved his tongue deeper inside her, feeling her pulsate every time he dived back in. 
“Uhhhhh fuck,” she whined as shockwaves took over her body. She uncontrollably gushed on his tongue as he licked up every drop of her nectar. 
“Mmhmm,” he hummed. 
The vibrations of his moan against her soaked mess only heightened the orgasm. The loud sound of his tongue sloshing back and forth with her cum was heard over the music alone. She bit her lip, her eyes heavier and lower than before as she grinned at him coming down from her high. 
“I don’t think I’ve came that fast before,” she panted. 
He chuckled as he licked his lips that were still glistening from her. 
“You taste too fucking good.” He ran his hand over his drenched beard before taking off his shirt exposing his tatted chest. 
“I’m gon’ make you cum again…” he whispered against her lips as his chain dangled across her neck. He glided his two fingers across her wet entrance before bringing them back up to his lips to suck it off. She pulled his chain with her finger and used her legs to push down on his lower back, his growing bulge meeting her stomach. 
“Fuck me…” she pleaded her hand caressing the side of his neck.He quickly pecked her before taking off his shorts and boxers. His long and hard tanned dick sprung out as the tip seeped with pre cum. He practically rolled her over like a pretzel, bending her legs over her body so her feet were touching the window. He dragged his dripping tip along her entrance, running it up and down to mix their juices together causing her to tremble. 
“You want this dick baby?” he asked tauntingly slowing down the soaked trace of his tip. 
“Yes fucking please…” she whimpered. He slowly slipped his length inside of her, causing both of them to moan in unison. 
“You’re so tight,” he groaned easing his way into her, pumping at a slow pace. He  lowered himself to meet her lips, hanging her legs over his shoulders as he gradually picked up the pace of his thrusts. 
“Mmmm jey,” she gasped against his lips as he pumped her faster, his balls loudly pounding against her skin. 
“You like that baby?” he growled in her ear, his cold chain sliding against her neck. 
“Yesyesyes,” she cried using his shoulders for support. She felt every inch of him fill up her stomach, her walls increasingly fluttering around his hammering dick. 
“Fuuuuuck,” he groaned placing his hand on the steamy window for support. He used his other hand to keep her leg over his shoulder as he vigorously pounded into her. Their moans matched the speed of the sloppy smacks of his dick driving into her wet mess. 
“I-I’m- gonna c-cum” she choked out. She felt her breath hitch in her throat but she was too engulfed in pleasure to care. He wrapped his hand around her throat continuing to drive his twitching dick into her. 
“Cum on my dick baby,” he coached her,  locking his deep brown eyes with her. Her eyes started fluttering, she swore she saw stars as her climax overcame her body. He felt her release as she coated his dick with her overflowing cum. 
“Fuck you’re so sexy…” he moaned admiring her moan from ecstasy as she fluttered once more around his dick. 
“Let me ride you daddy,” she whispered, wrapping her arms around his neck. Without hesitation he wrapped his arms around her body to scoop her up onto his lap. He gripped her hips as she started rocking them at a steady pace. She pressed her lips against his, craving his tongue on hers as he satisfied her hunger. 
“You gon’ make me cum baby,” he moaned as she sucked his tongue, their saliva scattered across their mouths from their aggressive kissing. 
“Nut in me then…” she challenged him as she rode him faster, his hands grabbing her ass before he loudly slapped it, causing her to gasp. She felt another orgasm creep up on her watching his head fall back. He kept a firm grip on her ass as his mouth parted open against her lips. 
“Uhhhh fuck,” he moaned as he came inside of her, her third orgasm of the night following.  He cupped the side of her face to passionately kiss her once more as their panting slowed down to hushed moans. 
“Holy shit,” she giggled as he goofily smiled before pecking her lips. 
“You made me cum three times…” she shared in disbelief lifting her hand to cover her mouth. He grabbed the same hand to kiss it before laughing. 
“That’s why they call me ucey jucey babyyyyy,” he teased as he playfully put his snapback on her head. She fixed it to fit her head as she licked her lips still blissed out from the weed and her multiple orgasms. 
“Damn you look fine as hell in my hat…” He took both hands to intertwine with hers before pulling her in for another kiss. They heard a car door slam next to them as he brushed her hair out of her face to caress her cheek.
“Ay this is Jey’s car!” 
They both froze, their lips still touching as they recognized his twin’s voice. Thank God he had tinted windows. 
“Isn’t he with Y/N?”
“They probably eating inside, let me call him.” She clasped her hand over her mouth as Jey looked around for his phone to silence it, but it was too late.
His phone was connected to car play on full volume, and his ringtone started blaring through the car. They heard chuckles from outside as a knock startled the both of them. 
“You kids be safe!” Jimmy mocked with a deep tone. 
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desire4ella · 9 months ago
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𝐌𝐲 𝐑𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐝 𝐀 𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐧 ?
𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐲 @trc-punzel ✰part3 of the Gif euphoria series
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𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆: Roomate!Jimmy x Reader x Twin!Jey
𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘: You always had a thing for twins…
𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓: 1,006
𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: Daddy k*nk , Gagging , Cream Pie , Spitting
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Looking for cheap apartments were really hard to find especially when you just recently moved into Las Vegas. For the past couple of weeks you have been staying in a motel browsing the internet in search of an affordable apartment . It was now night time, and even though you were tired and exhausted you still decided to keep doing your research. Low and behold you found yourself a perfect apartment with everything you needed in it,the only slight problem was that you’d be sharing it with a complete stranger….. you would deffo have to pad lock your room or sumn cause you can’t trust people nowadays. Being sneaky and shi you opted to find out who you were sharing your apartment with, so you searched up this app called “ roommate finder”.
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Typing up the apartment complex info that you’ll be moving in too, it was able to spot the resident you would be staying with. “ So his name is Jimmy huh ?” you smirked and kept on scrolling through the pictures he added unto the website . “ He’s so fineeee Lord help me” you took a deep breath as you could feel your cooter mama starting to get a bit wet, laughing at your own stupidity you closed your laptop and sat it aside on your bed side table and proceeded to go to bed since tomorrow would be an eventful day seeing as though ur moving in with the roomate.
THE NEXT DAY
“ Thank you so much ” you smiled to the man who helped carry your luggage up to your apartment door, “ No problem Miss ” the man called “Jerry” presuming from the name tag clipped onto his milky, white shirt, he smiled and then turned around to head back to his truck. Taking a deep breath you finally examine the exterior of the building infront of you.
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Smiling you pick up the keys from your back pocket and push it into the key hole , rotating it to the right , the door slightly opens signifying that you can go in. Upon entering, you see…..
୨୧ JIMMYS POV ୨୧
“ Ay! Yo Uce! pass me the salt real quick” I say and continue to stir the pot of spicy, authentic Jamaican soup I made. Just as Jey was about to pass me the salt , I hear the front door squeak open. Halting my movements I quickly turn around attempting to catch whoever was brave enough to enter this house , knowing damn well I got my strap on me . ( boy please 🙄) I make eye contact with this very pretty woman “ Damn she sexy asf” I thought in my head ;forgetting that a complete stranger was in my house, biting my lip I futher study her curvaceous figure . I could deffo tell she keeps up with her maintenance because her skin was flawless and glistened like gold in the sunlight , not a single imperfection to be found and her long pink bow decorated nail set , sat perfectly on her delicate fingers.
“ And who tf is you ?” my brother rudely interupts. Visbly taken back from his sudden outburst she meekly responds “ I’m Jimmy’s new roommate…” Poor thing , she must have to be confused and have the wrong Jimmy because from what I know of, the app that I have on my phone ( Roomate Finder ) hasn’t notified me of any new incomers.
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I had to laugh because ain’t now way this bitch gon come up in this house and claim to be my brothers new roomate when he doesn’t even have one , she must be drunk or sumn, though now that I’m looking at her properly she does look kindaaa…..Sexy . “ Bitch, get tf out!, you ain’t nobody’s roommate “ I said harshly as I place down the salt on the kitchen counter and hastily make my way towards her shy form. Now you can say that I’m a bit of an asshole for shouting at her ( ya think? 🙄) but what would you do if a random stranger randomly came inside your family’s house ? the same thing right ? mhmm thought so .
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quickly grabbing my brothers arm , I drag him back “ Chill out bruh , clearly this is a misunderstanding ” I said and sat my brother down on one of the high top chairs around the counter . Turning my attention back towards her I gesture her to come inside. “ Jimmy are you dumb ? she could be a murderer for all we know !” Jey whispered aggressively making sure to keep a close eye on her every movements . “ Relax, I got this” I say and leaned back onto the fridge . “ Sooo you said you were my roommate. Is that correct?” I questioned with a straight face.
୨୧ YOUR POV ୨୧
I sure as hell wasn’t expecting this.Why is this man acting slow ? and who tf is that other midget shouting at ? anyways lemme keep my cool. “ Yes I just recently moved into Las Vegas about four weeks ago, I found a perfect apartment , which is this one and saw that I would be staying with a roomate , so obviously I had to check that I’m not bout to be living with some mad person, No offence” I paused and made eye contact with the man supposedly named Jimmy . He chuckled a bit “Nah it’s fine, I understand ” Smiling at his response I continued my story. “ Being noisy and shi I browsed the internet until I came across this website called ‘Roomate Finder’ and typed up the name of the apartment I would be staying in, I saw most of your pictures pop up and information about you, You seemed kinda cool and not weird so i decided to take the risk and live here.” There expressions were nothing short of confusion, I wanted to laugh so bad.
“ Hollup, lemme see sumn real quick ”…..
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PT2. WITH THE SMUT SCENE COMING NEXT
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dragonflylady77 · 1 month ago
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twenty years and change
This is the fic I wrote for the Harringrove Corner Winter Event
🔥 Fire & Ice ❄️
Fire: campfire, lights, candles, matches
Ice: snow, blizzard, skating, ice cream
Rating: M | 3644 words | second chance, steve chest hair agenda, matchmaking max
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This fic is a gift for @callieb, who is a sweetie and did sprints with me when I was on the last stretch and struggling, for @whenyouwishuponastar7 who created HGC and @shieldofiron who secretly loves fluff so I keep writing it for her.
Summary:
Billy loved his sister, so when Max had begged him to sort out Susan’s old house in Hawkins to get it ready to sell, he’d found it hard to refuse. Max was heavily pregnant with her third child and not allowed to fly, and Susan had finally made the move to California to be closer to her grandchildren. What he hadn’t anticipated was the announcement of a once-in-a-hundred-year blizzard making a direct beeline for their corner of the state, then bumping into his high school crush in the lobby of the hotel where he was staying.
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The universe had to be taking the piss. There was no way around it. For some reason, the fates had decided that nothing good would ever happen to Billy in Indiana. 
The town of Hawkins had given him the heebie jeebies from the moment he’d been dragged here by his asshole of a father as a teenager. He’d put his head down and made it through high school, before working his ass off at the local pool the summer after graduation. He had escaped in a cloud of dust at the beginning of fall, a full ride scholarship at UC San Diego in his back pocket.
Now he was back, twenty years and change later, and the goosebumps weren’t only because of the sub-zero temperatures. There was something wrong with this town, Billy knew it in his gut, in no part because there was snow everywhere. Billy hated snow. He likes his water liquid, preferably salty and full of waves. 
However, Billy loved his sister, so when Max had begged him to sort out Susan’s old house in Hawkins to get it ready to sell, he’d found it hard to refuse. Max was heavily pregnant with her third child and not allowed to fly, and Susan had finally made the move to California to be closer to her grandchildren.
Billy’s classes had been moved online for the next three weeks, his assistant covering his office hours while his TA would handle the grading until he was back. He’d discussed the upcoming workload with Elaine and was satisfied she was more than capable to fill in for the duration.
What he hadn’t anticipated was the announcement of a once-in-a-hundred-year blizzard making a direct beeline for their corner of the state, then bumping into his high school crush in the lobby of the hotel where he was staying.
“Am I dreaming or is that you, Harrington?” The words were out of his mouth before he could stop them. Billy felt his cheeks heat up and he was glad to still be wearing the massive scarf knitted by Max, as it hid most of his face. He dropped his bag at his feet and allowed himself one sweeping glance at the man who had visited his dreams more often than not when they were teenagers, while he pulled off his woolly hat to give his hands something to do.
Steve freaking Harrington, former King of Hawkins High. His brown hair had lost none of its volume, but gained some silver strands on the side, which suited him. The guy had no right looking this good this close to forty, especially wearing Hawkins Inn’s maroon blazer.
“Hargrove? Billy Hargrove? What…?” Harrington recovered quickly, his eyes going from Billy to his computer screen then back to Billy. “Do you, um, do you have a reservation? I can’t see your name on the list and we’re fully booked, what with that blizzard grounding all the planes up in Indy.”
“Oh, um, maybe look under Sinclair? Max made the booking,” Billy answered with a sigh as he shoved his hat into the pocket of his parka. 
“Right, okay, Sinclair. Yep. here you are.” Harrington put down the key card, smiling at Billy. “You’re in room 29, on the second floor. The lifts are over behind you. There’s a heated pool on the ground floor, next to the gym. They are open round the clock, should you need either at any point. Complimentary towels at reception. The restaurant is open for breakfast from seven in the morning until around ten thirty.”
“Thank you, Steve. Oh, what about dinner?”
“Di-dinner?”
Why did he have to make it sound like he was asking the guy out? Well done, Hargrove. Jesus.
“Yes, what time does the restaurant open? Or is there a bar I can get something to eat at? I’m famished.”
“Oh, right. Um, the main restaurant opens for dinner at five but the bar is open now. They will have a selection of snacks.”
“Okay, thanks, man. I’ll catch you later.”
Billy grabbed his bag and with one last glance at Harrington, he headed for the lift. He could have sworn that Harrington said ‘nice to see you’ but that had to be wishful thinking.
***
After a shower, a cold beer and decent meal at the quaint hotel restaurant, Billy was lounging on his bed when his phone pinged with a video call from Max.
“Hey.”
“Sooooo…”
“What?”
“You got anything to say for yourself?”
“About what?”
“Like that, is it? Okay. How’s Steve?”
“Fuck off.”
“Oh, come on. I wish I could have seen your face when you saw him.”
“You think you’re funny, Maxine, but you’re really not.”
“Don’t get stroppy with me, William. We stayed at the hotel with the kids when we were over last Christmas and I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw Steve at the desk.”
“Why? Cos you didn’t think he’d move on from working at that stupid ice cream shop or wherever he worked after the fire at the mall?”
“No, you big jerk, because last I’d heard, through Dustin—”
“Which one is that again? Curly hair, who works at NASA?”
“Yeah, him. Anyway, he said Steve had moved to Chicago with his best friend Robin.”
“Robin? Robin Buckley?”
“Um, yeah, I think so? Why? Do you know her?”
“Band geek. Told the sickest ghost story around the campfire when we went to the lake senior year. Had a massive crush on Hank that summer. Always wondered if anything happened between them.”
“Maybe that’s because you fucked off back to Cali without saying goodbye to anyone, not even your sister,” Max said, glaring at him. Her clipped tone made Billy groan.
“Oh my fucking God, shitbird, give it a rest. It was twenty years ago and I have apologized to you a million fucking times already.” 
They heard a door slam and footsteps coming closer quickly.
“Mama, we’re home! You’ll never guess what happened, oh hi Uncle Billy!” 
“Hey, Lennox.” Under Billy’s amused eye, Lennox snatched the phone from Max, who rolled her eyes. The nine year old then took Billy down the hallway to his room. Billy saw Max in the background, being handed her three-year-old daughter by her mother. He redirected his attention to Lennox. 
“What have you been up to? How’s my favorite nephew?”
Lennox cackled as he flopped on his bed. “Pfft, you’re silly, I’m your only nephew.” He peered into the screen, then his gaze found Billy again. “Where are you? This is not your house.”
“It isn’t?” Billy looked around, pretending to be surprised to see the bland walls and the non-descript painting in a gaudy frame.
“Extreme lack of books, my dear Watson.”
“You got me there, Mr. Holmes. I’m in Indiana. Your mom asked me to sort out your Gran’s house so she can sell it.”
“Oh, okay. Is it cold? It was freezing when we went last year.”
“Oh yeah. There’s snow everywhere, man. I hate it.”
“How long are you going to be there?”
“A couple of weeks.”
“Are you in a hotel? We stayed in a hotel. It had a pool.”
“You know, I am. Same one but I haven’t checked out the pool yet.”
Lennox grinned. “Oh, you have to go! There’s a water slide that’s a dragon and you come out of its mouth, and a pirate ship you can jump from, and Willa stayed in the baby pool but I went in the water slide.”
“Sounds fun.”
Max walked in the room and came to stand at the foot of the bed. Billy waved at her.
“Lennox, sweetie, I need my phone back and you need to go have your shower.”
“But, Mooooooom…”
“Lennox,” Billy said before Max could interrupt her son’s whining, “you be good for your Mom, and I’ll go see if that pool you were telling me about is really that awesome.”
Lennox let out the most put upon sigh. “Fine. Bye, Uncle Billy.”
“Bye, buddy. I’ll be home for Christmas, I promise.”
***
Billy stretched out in the water, staring at the foam sea creatures decorating the ceiling and absently noticing the lack of sharks. He needed to remember to text Max later, so she could tell Lennox he was right, and the pool really was that awesome.
Not that Billy had tried the waterslide or the pirate ship, instead, he’d made full use of the empty pool to swim lengths. He’d lost track of time, the familiar feeling of his body slicing the water as he went back and forth between the two ends of the pool helping him forget about the snow and the stress of being back in Indiana.
His arms and legs hurt in the good way that meant he’d pushed himself, more than he’d had the chance to recently. A noise by the pool chairs to his left caused him to straighten up. He put both feet on the bottom of the pool and turned to see who had interrupted his daydreaming.
“Sorry, I didn’t realize someone was still there this late… Billy?”
Steve’s surprise was evident in his tone and if Billy chose to take it in a positive way, that was between him and his dirty pornographic dreams featuring Steve Harrington that still plagued him to this day. More ‘the one you never had a chance with’ than ‘the one that got away’ but there wasn’t much Billy could do about the direction of his thoughts when he was asleep.
“Steve. Hi. Sorry, I’ll, um, I’ll get out of your way.” Billy didn’t let himself look for too long, didn’t want to be caught staring at how well Steve filled that white t-shirt or—nope, not looking at the swim shorts. 
“It’s okay, you don’t have to leave. I just finished my shift and it’s been a long day. I was gonna soak in the hot tub for a bit before I head home.” Steve pointed towards an area next to the pirate ship that clearly signposted, an innocuous door hiding behind the fake palm trees.
“Huh. Lennox didn’t say anything about a hot tub.”
Steve smiled. “Your nephew, right?”
Billy nodded. 
“He probably doesn’t know it’s there, to be fair. Access is forbidden to anyone under the age of eighteen,” Steve continued, walking slowly towards the greenery, and Billy automatically followed in the water. 
“Do you, um, do you wanna join me?” Steve asked, his cheeks turning pinker under the harsh neon lighting.
Billy wondered if he had stepped through some portal to another dimension. One where Steve Harrington was not entirely straight and kinda totally into him. He didn’t remember hitting his head though.
“Sure.” The word was out of his mouth before he even realized he’d said it. It was his turn to blush and, to hide that fact, he hoisted himself out of the pool. He threw his goggles on the nearby chair with his clothes and did a couple of shoulder stretches. He could feel Steve’s eyes on him the entire time, almost like a caress, and forced himself not to react. 
Once he was done, Billy picked up his towel and dried his face before smiling at Steve. “Sorry to keep you waiting. Old swimming injury. Need to stretch or I won’t be able to move tomorrow.”
“Oh, wow, um, yeah, no problem. Can’t have that.” Steve glanced down then back at Billy. “I can carry your stuff, if you want, since I’m dry. It’s late, and there’s not really anyone around, but I wouldn’t want another staff member taking your things to lost property, thinking they’ve been left behind.”
“Right. Yes, good point. Thank you.” Billy stood there, holding his towel in front of him while Steve gathered his shirt, goggles and room key. The evening had unexpectedly taken a turn for the better and he’d hate himself for not making the most of this opportunity.
“Do you swim?” he asked Steve when they started walking and a flash of something foul tasting appeared on Steve’s face, only for a second, before Steve gathered himself.
“No, not anymore.” Steve opened the door and Billy followed him inside, wondering what could possibly have made Steve stop swimming. 
After closing the door, Steve placed Billy’s belongings on a bench that ran along two of the walls. He turned towards Billy. “I used to, I mean, I was swim captain back in high school, and a lifeguard over summer too. But I haven’t in years… not since that girl died in my parents’ pool in senior year.”
“Jesus.” Billy fought with the urge to wrap Steve in his arms and kiss the sadness away by putting his towel on the hook on the wall. Steve’s towel joined Billy’s a second later then Steve took off his t-shirt and Billy blue-screened.
“Holy fuck…”
“What?” Steve looked behind him then around the room before his eyes landed on Billy again. 
“You might want to warn a guy next time, pretty boy, before you unleash… that.” Billy waved his hand in the general direction of Steve’s chest.
“Oh, that.” Steve blushed and Billy followed the pinkish hue on Steve's cheeks with his eyes, down Steve’s neck, until it got lost in the wiry dark hair covering Steve’s chest. “I, uh, I waxed my chest in high school because of the swimming. Didn’t see the point anymore after.”
“Thank fuck for that.” Billy cleared his throat, his face heating up from the embarrassment of having said something that should most definitely have remained unsaid. “Sorry, I should not have said that.” He winced and stepped to the side, facing away from Steve. “I’ll just…”
“If the end of that sentence is anything other than ‘lock the door and join you in the hot tub’, I’m afraid I don’t want to hear it.”
“What?” What the fuck was even happening right now? Billy didn’t have a clue.
“Billy, get the fuck in the water.”
Doing what Steve said—because who was he to question an order given to him in such a confident way by the prettiest boy he had ever seen in his life?—Billy stepped into the hot tub. He lowered himself on the lounge seat, leaned his head back on the headrest and closed his eyes. 
He heard the click of the lock on the door then the water hit his chest in little waves when Steve got in, but Steve didn’t sit on the other side of the tub like Billy had expected him to. Instead, Steve waded across until his knees bumped into Billy’s.
“Can you please open your eyes?” Steve whispered over the whirr of the water pump and Billy complied, taking a moment to really look at Steve. 
The thick head of hair he wanted to bury his hands in. The big brown eyes that seemed to see through him. The little moles on Steve’s cheek Billy wanted to trace with the tip of his finger. The plump lips Billy had dreamed about kissing so many times…
Billy’s visual exploration was cut short when Steve suddenly straddled him, one knee on either side of Billy’s thighs, arms wrapping around Billy’s neck. Billy’s hands found Steve’s hips on instinct, holding him in place before he got too close to Billy’s crotch.  
His dick, however, decided that it was on board with this most recent development, and Billy mentally thanked his lucky stars for the extra buoyancy the bubbly water afforded him. 
“Pretty boy…” He was dreaming. That had to be it. He was fast asleep in bed in his hotel room right now, imagining Steve Harrington was sitting on his lap.
“Stop overthinking and kiss me already,” Steve murmured, his mouth so close now that Billy felt Steve’s breath on his lips.
So Billy did. 
He pressed his lips against Steve’s, enjoying the way Steve leaned into it. Kissing Steve was quickly rising to the top of Billy’s favorite things to do, especially when Steve reduced the distance between them to nothing.
Feeling Steve’s coarse chest hair brush against his nipples made Billy groan. 
Steve licking into his mouth made Billy tighten his fingers on Steve’s waist. 
Steve’s hard cock brushing against his made Billy see stars.
***
Deciding they were too old and too tired to deal with the mess and ensuing clean up that would be necessary if they stayed in the hot tub any longer, they relocated to Billy’s room. They made out in the shower, while they exchanged lazy handjobs because floor tiles were definitely too uncomfortable on the knees.
They dried themselves quickly with fluffy towels they left in a pile on the bathroom floor and got into bed, where Billy took Steve apart with his fingers and his mouth. They fell asleep wrapped around each other in the middle of the king size mattress. 
Steve called in sick and Billy ordered them room service for breakfast. They spent the day in bed, talking and kissing and fucking. Billy told Steve about Neil and growing up feeling like he was made wrong, until he got back to Cali and found his people. Steve told Billy all about the Upside Down, and how keeping such things a secret meant he had closed himself off to everyone. Billy felt vindicated for thinking there was something wrong with Hawkins all along. 
As they lay in bed spooning, watching the shadows grow longer as the sun disappeared behind the trees, one arm around Steve while he dozed, Billy came to a decision. He had to act on it, before he talked himself out of it. This thing with Steve felt too good, too real, to let go of once he was done with Susan’s house.
“Stevie?”
“Hmm?” came the sleepy reply.
“Come with me.”
“Where?” Steve turned around in Billy’s arms, eyes closed, and pressed a kiss on the side of his neck. “If I have to get dressed, I don’t wanna go.”
Billy let out a chuckle. “I don’t think they’ll let you on the plane if you’re naked, baby.”
“Plane? What plane?” Steve lifted his head and stared at Billy, eyes wide.
Billy rolled onto his back, pulling Steve on top of him. He cupped Steve’s face with one hand, and wrapped his other arm around Steve’s waist. “Pretty boy, I’ve wanted you for so long…” Billy stopped, unsure how to continue.
Steve pressed a hand over Billy’s heart. “Tell me.”
“I know I was a shit show in high school. I was so angry all the time, and I didn’t know how to deal with how I felt about anything, but especially about you. Not that I thought I’d ever have a chance to have you.”
“Hoo boy, you sure got that one wrong.” Steve grinned, giving Billy a quick kiss on the lips.
“Shut up. If I had put the moves on you twenty years ago, you would have shot me down so fast, and probably told the whole school I was a queer. Then my dad would have either killed me or sent me to military school, and neither of us would be in this bed right now.”
“Fair point.”
“Anyway, what I was trying to say was, I’ve wanted you for so long, and now I’ve had you, I don't think I can give you up.”
“Billy…” Steve looked away, moving his face out of Billy’s hand.
Billy felt his heart squeeze at the sad expression on Steve’s face. His resolve to get Steve out of Hawkins hardened. “No. Don’t give me that bullshit about the gate and the monsters. You said it yourself, that girl, Jane, Eleven, whatever, she closed the gate. She moved to California with the Chief and Mrs. Byers. All your kids are gone. Not that they’re kids anymore, Stevie. My sister is pregnant with her third child, for fuck’s sake. What’s keeping you here, really? Don’t you want to get away from the memories? Finally break the hold this shit town has on you?”
“I tried. I moved to Chicago with Robin. It… it didn’t work.”
“What happened in Chicago?”
Steve sighed and rolled off Billy. “Robin got a girlfriend, moved in with her. I couldn’t afford the rent by myself so I came home. Got this job. Stayed on.”
“Baby…” Billy picked up Steve’s hand but otherwise he stayed where he was, facing Steve. He kissed Steve’s knuckles, one after the other. “Going by the last twenty-something hours, I think we could have something great. But it’s not gonna happen here because this town sucks the hope and happiness out of everyone. I won’t tell you I love you because I don’t wanna scare you off but—”
“You… you love me?”
Hearing Steve repeat the words back to him made Billy realize what he had let slip. Might as well go for broke at this point.
“Yeah. I do. I love you. So if you don’t want this, don’t want me , you need to tell me now, before I make an even bigger ass out of myself than I already have, and we can forget this conversation ever happened.”
“Okay.”
“Okay, what?” Had Billy really been reading the situation so completely wrong? Was Steve saying he wanted to forget the whole thing? Billy was so confused he didn’t react when Steve pulled him over so he was lying on top. Only when he felt Steve’s hands on his thighs did he shake off the daze. He looked down at Steve. “Pretty boy?”
“I love you. I’ve been dreaming about being with you for the past twenty years and I’m sick of dreaming. I want to live instead.”
Billy felt like his grin was going to split his face in two. Like he could explode from the pure joy coursing through his body.
“And Billy?”
“Yes, baby?”
“Get me the fuck out of Hawkins.”
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adobe-outdesign · 18 days ago
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We think fondly on the existence of Neopets. And we remember everything that has happened in Neopets' history as a website. And we remember it less fondly. And we mourn the death of Adobe Flash Player. And we mourn the death of child-friendly spaces on the internet. And we remember the "Quiggle" and feel warm. (tl;dr: quiggle review if you haven't already?)
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Quiggles are our other frog-based Neopet (the first being the Nimmo). However, they're basically opposites—Nimmos are very zen in nature and are long and lanky, while Quiggles are more stocky and considerably more outgoing and happy. While I like the vibes of the Nimmo more, I do think the Quiggle has the better design of the two.
Their bodies are simple, but it's compensated for a bit by two sets of stripes and tree frog-esq fingers and toes. The two eyes placed on top of the head are very frog like, and super cute when combined with their wide mouths—I feel like this makes Quiggles inherently appealing and likable, not to mention unique among other Neopets.
Their base colours are fine, though I don't know if I love the stripes always being red instead of being a complimentary color for each. Ultimately this doesn't matter much though, as most other colours change the stripe color or remove them all together.
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I've heard some people say that customization ruined the Quiggle, but honestly, I don't see it. Sure, the loss of their overjoyed personality and more dynamic pose is a shame, but that's just how conversion works. To me, the design is still appealing, and it's pretty accurate to what it looked like pre-conversion—the only changes are the hands being a bit bigger and the hairs on their head being removed. I'm ambivalent towards the hands, but I like the hair removal considering that it's weird for a frog to have hair in the first place.
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Candy: A relatively recent release as of the time of writing, the candy Quiggle is based off of the classic Haribo frog gummies. Even if you don't recognize the type of candy, however, the design is still very cute—the body has a suitably gummy-like texture and the simple green color scheme with cream-colored underbelly instead of stripes looks lovely, and the entire thing also serves as a classic frog design that Quiggles were surprisingly lacking before now.
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Robot Quiggle: The robot Quiggle is less fun-loving than a standard Quiggle, but I think it works. I absolutely love the lightbulb eyes and toes, and the simple dark green and yellow color palette looks great. I also think that it's neat the body segments line up with the stripes. The uncased version is also pretty neat, sporting a big heart monitor in the middle of the body. I like the cased version more, but both are enjoyable in their own right.
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Halloween: I might be in the minority on this one, but I think the gravedigger look of the Halloween Quiggle works great and is very fun. Details like the dirt on the hands and shovel and the glossy eye, complete with eyelids, make for a unique take on the colour and work far better than you'd expect on such a silly pet. It also has a neutral brown base colour, which opens the door for other customization options.
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BONUS: No review of Quiggles would be complete without talking about their species-specific Quiguki colour. I always like Quigukis better than Usukis (fight me), so a custom colour is welcome. However, I will say that the UC/styled versions are better for both of these—not only are the poses more energetic, but the hair on the Quiguki girl is enough to make one want to commit crimes.
Between the two, the Quiguki Boy has the better design, but looses points for looking like a Royal pet instead of a fashion doll. It also looses points because, while the Quiguki Girl is based on an actual item (the Beautiful Hair Quiguki Doll), the Quiguki Boy doesn't seem to be based on anything at all. Still, they're both fun regardless.
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ccscocoapuffs · 8 months ago
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Can you do Jimmy Uso NSFW Alphabet?
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex?) Jimmy will lift you up and carry you to the bathroom and sit you down while he runs you a warm bath, once you're in the bath he will wash your hair for you, take a rag and gentle clean your back and shoulders, and gently caress your hair as he talks to you about random stuff to really just ground you after a big orgasm.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) Jimmy likes his smile the most, he believes that it makes him seem charming and of course the first time he saw you he couldn't help but smile, so he associates it with one of his favorite memories. That memory in question is of course the first moment he saw you and realized that you were gonna be all his. Now don't worry Jimmy of course loves your ass, however his favorite is actually your hands compared to anything else. He adores them for so many different reasons. He loves the way the look inside of his hands, the way the rub your clit for some more friction while he fucks you, and even the way they look wrapped around his cock when you suck his dick.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) Jimmy prefers to cum inside your mouth more than anywhere. He loves watching you swallow all of him down while you moan at how he tastes. He has a thing for cream pies too, though I feel as though he only will do this if, you are down for it too and you're on birth control. (he wants to wait till you are 1000% sure you want kids)
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) 100% brags about you to coworkers sometimes, not even in a sexual way. Jimmy while be sitting in the bloodline room talking to his family about how you are doing and say stuff like "She's one bad bitch, Uce, I got her all to myself though, you know what I mean?" Anything to let anyone know he has you and you're his girl.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) Jimmy knows what he is doing, yet with new partners he takes the learning approach. Jimmy will take the time to take note of the things that make you squirm more than others and things you try and don't like. He takes the time to really know his partner, hence why his experience comes from the place of learning each individual he has been with.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) He actually really likes missionary, he likes that he can see your face and hear you clearly while he fucks you. He also loves the fact that he can brush the hair outta your eyes and tell you things like "You're so fucking beautiful, I gonna make you cum, baby".
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) Little bit of both. Jimmy likes being able to have a serious romantic time with you as well as being able to see you smile and laugh while you two have some alone time together. That being said, his sense of humor can be completely random leading to him cracking a random joke while he is inside you.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) Jimmy has dark brown hair that has slight curl to it that he keeps pretty much shaved to the point that it's just enough to have a bush like appearance but not cause you to joke on them if you're sucking on him.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) He can be very romantic, especially on a special occasion or when he hasn't got to see you for a bit while he was away for a show. Once when he was away for a week for wrestlemania, he snuck back in the house while you were gone, set up dinner for you, rose petals on the bed, candles, and of course a few gifts for his baby. He spoils you completely, then proceeds to make you fall apart on his dick.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) He will occasionally but not that often. He prefers when you are either doing it for him or when he actually can fuck you. I fyou ask him if he ever masturbates he would say "Why?, You feel better all wrapped around me"
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Body Worship Praise (Giving) Slight Marking Clothing Fetish (Lace or leather, he likes both on you)
L = Location (favorite places to do the do) He loves the bedroom itself alot, just because of the privacy and the comfortability to it. However, on one of the many risky and fun nights where you two were celebrating one of his wins, you had sex on the balcony of a hotel and that instantly became a favorite of his.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) Jimmy gets turned on when you wear something special to try and get his attention. As an example for the hall of fame ceremony, you wore a black and red leather dress and it drove him wild all night seeing you in it. Same thing applies for when you wear lingerie for something like his birthday or a special holiday.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Jimmy doesn't really like stuff that's a bit too much for him. He doesn't get the appeal being things that sadism or masochism. He just isn't sure why anybody wants to be hurt during sex to be aroused. He mostly feels this way because he gets hurt at work pretty much everyday and sex is his time to really get into the feeling of having his girl with him and feeling satisfaction.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Jimmy likes receiving the most but that doesn't mean he won't give. He just prefers to make you cum on his dick instead. As for his skills, he has a damn gift and doesn't even know it, he usually does this one thing with his tongue where he sucks and swirls your clit at the same time and it makes you cum all the time on his face.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) Jimmy is kinda in the middle with pace, he likes sensual for sure though. He likes being able to relish in the feeling of a intimate ace with you but is 100% down for some rough and fast sex if you want it. He leans more towards the faster and rougher side of things after a few celebratory drinks from earlier in the night.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) He doesn't really like quickies. He likes taking his time with you and making the most of the moments you two share and he doesn't see that being able to be accomplished within a quickie.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) Don't let some of the previous answers fool you, he is a risky motherfucker. He likes having sex in rather interesting places when it's just the two of you. As previously mentioned once it happened on the balcony, another time in the pool, kitchen table. He likes the risky feeling of it even though he knows it's just you two in the house or hotel room.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) Usually about 2 or 3 rounds, it depends on his mood really and how he feels. He cums very hard usually and it's kinda draining for him, hence why two is more where he leans with things. Don't worry though you'll have however many orgasms you or him want you to have. He does the absolute most to make sure you are well spent afterwards.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) He owns a few more than you would expect. He has a few silky blindfolds for you, some softer handcuffs (Not the pink fuzzy ones cause those make him laugh to much cause of how corny they make him feel), a few vibrators, and a few butt plugs. He uses all of these on you, except for one toy he keeps hidden from you that he isn't sure if he's ready to ask you about using yet. A pink collar and leash.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) He teases a fairly decent amount. He wants to get you riled up but doesn't wanna have you so needy you're upset, if that makes sense. He likes giving you the things you want, including himself if that's what you're needy for.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) He isn't extremely loud but he is vocal about how he feels. "Fuck, baby, that's so fucking good" or "Ohhh honey, right there, suck on it a little more, mama"
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) He adores having music play while you two fuck, it makes him feel like the mood is set perfectly for what he is going for. Though sometimes he will play the most random shit.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) Jimmy is about 8 inches in length, light pink tip, and has a small vein on the underside of his dick.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) Not super high but high enough to fuck a few times a week, if that makes sense.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) It takes a little while for him to fall asleep considering that he wants to make sure you get your bath, you're comfortable, and after you're asleep is when he will start to doze off. BONUS HEADCANON: Pet names he has for you include: mama, baby, honey, baby girl, and kitty cat.
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Oh shit!” sets of angry eyes on our bodies I quickly pulled him back down his chest against mine attempting to kind of be covered. Our eyes meeting as we realized we were majorly fucked, there wasn’t really a way to explain or bullshit our way out of this one we was caught and red handed.
“Yo could yall close the fucking door damn.” The door slammed shut and he looked at me, “well at least we got off before they walked in.”
“Tama!”
“What it’s true.”
“HURRY UP!” I sighed holding my hand out hearing Solo freaking out outside the door.
“Hold your damn horses!” I yelled back. We both got dressed and I jerked his tshirt from his hands slipping it on
“Damn-“
“What not like we can hide anymore they walked in.”
“I know.” I opened the door seeing 3 sets of eyes. Loa just looked shocked, Jacob I guess mad and that was because Solo was mad.
“Athena!” I looked up over his head down the hall my eyes widening. Roman, Jey, Jimmy and Sami
“God dammit.”
“Yo the fuck you doing uce!” I moved getting between all of them before it became another fight. I knew OG wouldn’t move with me in the way but I didn’t know about Solo.
“The hell you doing Thena.”
“I-“ Solo started laughing.
“Shit they don’t know-“
“Know what? You working with them!” Roman said raising his voice
“No! And don’t yell at me!”
“Athena why you in they locker room.” Jey asked hurt lacing his voice. I sighed glaring at Solo
“Don’t even open your mouth.” I felt hands slide around my waist and knew who it was. The other four pair of eyes watching and growing angrier.
“Yeah why don’t you two explain.” Solo said
“Explain what? And why he got his hands all over you.” Jimmy said
“Look - I”
“Athena what the fuck!” Roman roared making me jump
“Aye don’t fucking yell at her.”
“Excuse you!”
“All of you stop!” I yelled getting fed up. “I am not part of this pissing contest!”
“You are now.” I turned looking at Loa
“No I’m not. Just cause your brother is blowing my back out on the regular don’t mean I’m part of the bloodline drama ok!”
“Woah what!”
“The fuck.”
“Aw hell naw.” Jimmy and Jeys commentary was pissing me off
“I know you’re joking right, him.”
“Wait is that why you was all smiling at the phone when we was out a few weeks ago, him?” Jey aksed
“Weeks that why ya back look like-“
“Damn it ain’t no body business but me and him!”
“Oh really you know what they-“
“Yeah Roman really are you in bed with us no the only people who can have any opinion are me and Tama.”
“Athena you need to pick.”
“Pick what.”
“Us or them, you know what is going on how deep this is you gotta-“
“We ain’t five I’m not picking sides.”
“I actually agree with Roman whose side.” I looked at Solo
“I’m not in the bloodline I’m not picking sides grow the fuck up both of you.”
“Tama if she don’t pick whatever this is is over.” Solo said harshly
“I-I can’t agree to that my tribal chief I’m sorry.”
“What.” I stood in front of him as Jacob moved.
“Don’t touch him.” Tama gently moved me behind him looking at his brother.
“Take her.”
“Loa don’t move.”
“God this isn’t a pissing contest I’m not property. You guys can fight and leave me out of it-“
“Not if you’re with them.” Solo growled.
“They are still my friends no different than you who I’m fucking is no one’s business.”
“It is when it’s a conflict of interest.”
“It’s not a conflict of interest.”
“You cool with them!”
“I’m coo with you too!” I screamed “besides all that’s shits irrelevant cause ain’t none all in our damn bedroom.” I turned walking off hearing them yelling. I got to the hotel grabbing a small ice cream from their grab and go area and a small wine going to my room. This was not what I needed or wanted. I admired Tama sticking up for me and whatever the fuck we were but Inknew Solo enough he wouldn’t let it go if he’s learned anything from Roman it was that calculation that power hungry bullshit and I didn’t want Tama hurt. With the bloodline he was safe in numbers alone who knows who would want payback and alone means both side would attack him. Jacob loves his family he’d attack without thinking twice. I sighed hearing a knock and opened the door seeing Loa. “How do you know my room number.”
“You’re boyfriend.”
“He ain’t- I don’t know what he is fuck buddy? We haven’t put a label on it calling him my boyfriend is a stretch.”
“Can you come with me.”
“Is he ok?”
“He’s in our room.” I followed him quietly wondering what was going on, I figured this was it whatever we had going was gonna end. “So you and him.”
“What about it.”
“Been bout what month month and a half?”
“Yeah, why.”
“Just wondered. Knew something was goin on just didn’t know what and def didn’t expect this.”
“Me either.” We made it to their room and he opened the door. Walking in I saw Tama, he had a black eye and I sighed sitting by him “you ok?”
“Yeah.” He looked at his brother “give us a few.” He nodded and left and I swallowed thickly. I didn’t realize til now how much I was actually feelin him. I was all down with the friends with benefits kinda vibe we had but until now didn’t realize it was getting deeper, but the thought of this ended I hated. I liked him.
“Look it’s cool I get it. Don’t feel bad ok. It, it was fun while it lasted. “ I sighed “get better and good luck.” I stood as he looked at me and I touched his face “can I do something real quick?” As he stayed silent I bent kissing him before turning to go. I didn’t want to hear the words. However as I went to move his hand tightened on mine stopping me.
“What chu doin?”
“Leaving, you don’t gotta say it I know. I get it ok I wouldn’t ask or expect you to choose.”
“You got it wrong beautiful.”
“Whatchu mean.”
“I wanna be with you.”
“But-“
“But nothin, I said what I said.”
“What happened to your eye and what about the bloodline? Solo ain’t-“
“He don’t got a say in us and my eye is fine it’s from a fight we all got into it and your damn friends are very over protective of you and you already know Roman’s bitch ass ain’t like me for a decade.”
“So what exactly is this?”
“Well physically it’s obvious we like each other otherwise we wouldn’t be fuckin all the time but I I’m actually feelin you and if your down I’d like to see where this goes.”
“Wait what?” I asked totally dumbfounded. I wasn’t expecting him to say any of that, he he liked me.
“You heard me princess.”
“I- you like me.”
“Babygirl if I didn’t like you I would not be sleeping with you.”
“Yeah but I just thought.”
“What that I just wanted pussy. I mean I won’t lie when we first started this I mean yeah you were hot but i ain’t have no deep feelings it was more you was hot I wanted to fuck and you was down and it was amazing but the longer we’ve been together and the more we’ve done this I’ve kinda started falling for you.”
“I, I like you too.”
“I know.”
“Shut up.” I giggled as he laughed. He pulled me to him me standing between his legs
“So what do you say we try this out?”
“Ok.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah.” I bent kissing him his hands on my hips before one cupped my face his tongue sliding in my mouth “mmm.” I moaned lightly gripping his hair.
“Yo-“ we moved apart looking to the door where his brother had walked back in. “Look if yall fixin fuck no offense go to her room I ain’t trying see that shit anymore.”
“Sorry.” I looked down at him “wanna go to my room?”
“Aight.” He stood looking at his brother “I’ll be back in the morning.”
“Yeah yeah.” With his hand in mine we walked out of there and to my room. He sat on the bed pulling me into his lap kissing me.
“I think I like not having to sneak around.”
“Mmm me too.” I replied as he peeled the shirt away from my body. He wasted no time undressing us and hiking my leg higher on his waist as he sank into me both of us moaning the feel of him never getting old the slight stretch around his impressive length never failing to amaze me. He fucked into me roughing his thrust when he knew I was closer the bruising grip on my hip. “Tama.”
“Damn you feel good.” He grunted taking my hand from his back where my nails had scraped the length of his muscular back. His hand holding my wrist firmly yet gently to the bed. He grunted as I sucked at his neck gently nipping as he hit my gspot.
“Tama I’m gonna cum.”
“Cum on my dick baby, so good.”
“Ugh.” I moaned back arching into him as his head bent lips wrapping around my nipple as he swirled his tongue around heightening my pleasure. Me cumming sent him feel as he grunted and went harder chasing his own release that had me unsuccessfully trying to move my hands. When he tossed my leg over his shoulder my head went back in a loud moan as I came again and I felt him shudder with his release. He slowly let my hands go gently kissing me. He put my legs around his waist moving and lifting us as he stood my arms going around his neck as he walked into the bathroom.
“Round 2? He asked as I giggled as he stopped into the shower the hot water feeling heavenly.
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simsfaq · 6 months ago
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School Additions (Call In Sick + Manually Attend After School Clubs)
I got the idea for calling in sick from the ‘mods I wish existed’ thread on MTS and the after school club portion was added because I wanted a way to still send my sims even if they attended school using ultimate careers. I hope you all enjoy!
Requirements:
Base Game Compatible. If you don’t have EP4, the after school club interactions won’t show.
No mod requirements.
Made on version 1.67.
Recommended:
Echoweaver’s Symptoms for seasons
Olomaya’s school council mod + school activity
My cheerleading mod + school activity
Ultimate Careers Cross-Compatibility:
To accommodate for UC, your sim must phone in sick before 7am. This is regardless of if you’re actually using the mod to send your sims to school or not. As long as you have the mod installed, it counts.
If you’re using the original Zerbu version instead of the updated version, the 7am deadline still applies but you won’t see the greyed out tooltips in-game to remind you of it.
Calling In Sick
Phone Interactions found under 'School’ path.
By default: children must ask an older sim to call for them while teens can either ask or call for themselves. This is XML tuneable.
Sim must have either 'sick’ or 'fake sick’ buffs.
Older household sims can call in for younger sims if they have 'sick’ buffs.
School children and teens can try to convince older household members that they need to stay home due to sickness. They don’t need to be sick to use this interaction.
Found under Friendly/Ask For School Sick Day
Success depends on the traits and buffs of both sims.
Many of these values can be tuned via. the XML.
See the download page for which buffs count as sick/fake sick.
Attend After School Clubs Manually
Since you can’t attend after school clubs unless you’ve been at school that day, I needed a way to manually send my sims to attend them. (Handy if they’ve been off sick or if you are using the UC mod for school).
Click on the school within club hours and send your sim to their club.
Conflicts:
This is a pure script mod, so it shouldn’t conflict with any other mods.
Download:
MTS : Here
If you’d like to buy me a coffee or ice-cream or something as thanks, you can donate here: my kofi!
I hope you enjoy,
Phoebe
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imabillyami · 12 days ago
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😭 A Roman rumble win used to build to drama between two husbands. This one was for the gays.
I do love the husbands a whole lot, but this win for Jey really wasn't about them. Did they set up for a boatload of drama and hurt feelings down the road? Definitely.
But this win was about JEY. And Jey only. About being the cream that rose to the top (Roman's words). About being the most over guy in the company. About being the biggest merch seller, the guy with the longest M&G lines, the guy they utilize after the actual shows to send the crowds home on a happy note.
It's about how he's been the centerpiece of The Bloodline storyline and so many other compelling storylines for over 4 years by now. About how he's the utility player who they can put with anyone and in any spot and they know the crowd will eat it up.
Jey has worked the hardest out of everyone and busted his ass for years, but especially since he first arrived on Raw to make it as a single's wrestler. And in spite of all the roadblocks and in spite all the haters claiming he'd only ever be a "tag team guy", he still made it. Kept his head down, worked consistently on proving everybody wrong, took every opportunity he got and finally rose to the top.
So yeah. Tonight's win was all about him. Cause he worked for it. Cause he earned it.
I'm excited for whatever is to come as the payoff of the Jey and Sami thing. But Jey winning the Rumble was definitely NOT about them.
The drama will be delicious when we get there, I firmly believe that. But for right now? It's all about Jey.
It's just him, uce.
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