#uber au

[nerdynuala]

Yo look who decided to reappear and post a second part to this thing (yes, the Uber AU, if you haven't already, read the first part before reading this one)

after two years a half. Quite literally this time

If there's still any of you Levihan and Vets Stans out there, this is for you. Especially the ones who suggested it at the time on the Levihan server

I actually have this whole thing written down in my notebook, I just need to draw the rest lol if anyone is interested in the other two parts, give this a little love as my cue to fucking finish it

[ifwebefriends]

Okay but have you considered…Uber driver/Uber passenger AU

[levemetal]

Ye old Shen twins au where they both become peak lords EXCEPT. Instead of making them twin peak lords or something, we pretend the evidence that the beast peak does likely not exist is lies, and Shen Yuan gets to become peak lord of the beast peak. Why? Because he would LOVE IT there. It's his territory. He gets to be unapologetically nerdy about beasts 24/7 and make it everyone's problem.

As he should.

And bonus! He can snatch LBH at the disciple hole digging. Plot solved! (Assuming the system wouldn't you know. Pull system stuff and force LBH to end up on Qing Jing or some shit.)

And everyone lived happily ever after or some bullshit idk. I reread the 79 extras as well as the TLJ & ZZL ones let me have fluffy AU thoughts goddamnit, my heart has been irreparably damaged-

[smoothriverrocksrock]

I have read your premise about deception! Bee and I’m amazed.

As I watched the scene where Megatron stand up against Sentinel, I wouldn’t be surprised if Bee decided his side, because he just saw one of the only friends he has ever had, after a long period of isolation, being CARVED.

That set up the bases between those two, also I like to wonder how his relationship with future decepticons would come. With shockwave this mentor-student relationship and with Soundwave scout buddies. But what about the others?

Sorry if this is getting long, a thought came, if Bee is a tinkerer as you mentioned and he’s friends with Soundwave who has “cassettes”, you think in the future he mades his own? I once read in a deception Bee story, he created his own cassette named Stinger.

I just think it would be cute.

I have a lotta scattered thoughts on how Bee interacts with the other Decepticons so I’ll try my best to organize em

I imagine in the beginning Bee is soooooo amazed by the High Guard, like fan boy type stuff. A lot of the junk he found while trapped in isolation sub-level 50 were old books/data pads that Sentinel wanted destroyed, mainly a lot of history about the Primes/Cybertron before he took over. At this point since Sentinel’s had control over Iacon for God knows how long there isn’t really anything super revealing for Bee to find, but it’s what teaches him about the High Guard and who the main commanders were

This kind makes the High Guards awkward around Bee because imagine you’re an old war veteran disgraced and living in exile, and this little twerp comes up asking about the Great Garage Shitfest of Fuckass where you got your ass beat by aliens. Takes a bit for Bee to understand that most of the High Guard gets kindaaaa uncomfortable about remembering their past failures

Worst about this is Starscream for a lot of “How couldn’t I see Sentinel’s betrayal coming” reasons with a hint of “I’m bitter about being overthrown as leader and now I have to tolerate this little shit who the new leader apparently likes”. Takes him the longest to warm up to Bee

It’s not until after Bee understands the whole “don’t talk about the past” thing with the High Guard that the other mechs start giving him a chance. He gets pretty popular, but in a “Group of people trying to get a kid to say ‘fuck’” kinda way. They wanna see how much they can nurture Bee’s (apparently?) inherent bloodlust. Other than that, most of them end up relying on him translating some of the shit Megatron says because Megatron has chronic “refuses to elaborate” syndrome. This backfires tho because Bee has chronic “Never stops talking” syndrome

Shockwave: Hey so like if Sentinel was forcing the majority of the population into drilling the planet dry and the major city state is underground, am I gonna have to worry about Cybertronian civilization collapsing under its own weight or what?

Megatron: Aren’t you the scientist? Figure it out yourself.

Bee: He means the mines are constantly being moved around and are evenly placed so the foundations don’t get weakened. Most of the leftover minerals are used for fortifying foundations, and I actually found a lotta cool-but-kinda-boring schedule datapads that- *continues yapping*

Also about the cassette thing, I’m still trying to imagine how that would even work in the tf1 universe, so probably not. Bee having a cassette named ‘stinger’ is fucking amazing though

[skecherss]

Tim n some chickens

[dobythealpaca]

just here to apologize for all the non-tf2 things i put on your dash also you are the coolest artist ever

NEVER APOLGISE!!!! if im following yiu it means i accept any and all things that will be thrown onto my dash!!! <33

ALSO GREAGGHHH THANKYOUUUU UR SO SWEET heres a blu solly and red demo sketch cuz im unwell abt them always,,,,

[warhammer-fantasy-muses]

Art credit goes to @sallllltywater

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

You really didn't think that one through huh?

idk if im sobbing, wheezing, or choking on my tea <3

[tennessoui]

Fix-a-Sith AU, my beloved. Does Obi-Wan attend Council meetings with his Sith glaring suspiciously at everyone over his shoulder?

honestly i feel like it's a watershed moment for sith anakin when he attends a council meeting with obi-wan (glowering over obi-wan's shoulder the entire time with Massive Bad Vibes shooting out from all corners of his force signature) and the council is like 'whoa obi-wan, sith in the middle of rehabilitation do NOT attend council meetings??' and obi-wan just shrugs and is like 'oh who is he going to tell? he's temple bound and his comm link is baby sith-proofed.'

and that bugs the hell out of vaderkin for most of the meeting but he can't put his finger on why.....at the end of the meeting, when they're back in their quarters, he's like 'you know i could still contact sidious and tell him everything i just learned. it wouldn't be easy but it wouldn't be extremely difficult. i AM good with technology, you know.'

and obi-wan is like 'oh yes dear, so you've said. i know you're very clever. but you see, what i couldn't say to the council at the time is that i trust you completely to not betray me the way you so easily could.'

and vaderkin bluescreens because trust??? obi-wan trusts him?? his husband?? trusts?? TRUSTS??? he trusts him?? him???

and obi-wan sighs and gives him a very fond only slightly sad smile and he's like 'i know you've been hounding me to fall in love with you, but which one do you think is more damning, darling - to love a sith or to trust one?'

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

Hey boys! Why on earth are you so adorable!? You both make me so much happier every time I see you!

Oh dear...I think you guys overdid it a little ^_^'

[sweeetsh]

ykw *combines tpw with pokémon and throws it at you*

@mimikrow remember our pokémon au

[princescar]

I 1000% prefer this over how she got mikan to fall for despair in Dr3 (honestly it feels like this was what was supposed to be how it went)

(Extra context: it's Junko's (and by extension Mukuro's, which is why she has an option in the first pic) birthday.)

[ssaanaaloves]

vampire hunter x vampire (but no happy end teehee)

very mild blood/death and implied abuse cw

[randomfoggytiger]

"The Little Uber Scullys"

Fictober, Day 6

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AU famfic, from an unlikely perspective.

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"Hey, Dad, Lily's turning into a sludge monster again."

Lily primly dug her inch-long, edge-shaped adhesive nail-- "An individual," her mother had remarked, eyeing her father significantly across the table, "in all things"-- into the last of her reserves, scraping it along the bottom to further exasperate her brother. "Billy Jeremiah, you are not going to bother my peace."

"You put that on your face? Every night? That's sick."

"What's sick?" And there was her dad, a toothbrush hanging from his mouth as he leaned around her messy, muddy brother, both halfway through her bedroom door. Was no place sacred?

"Dad, William's being a pain again." Absolutely delighted to weird them out, Lily smeared a long streak across her cheek and began rubbing it in with gusto.

"Um, Lily honey," her father hemmed, eyes bouncing from the jar on her vanity to the smudge coating her baby hairs, "that's Vaseline."

"Yep."

"She's snailing," William added with an eye roll.

"Slugging," Lily reproved, purposefully cool and superior. "Which shows how much you know."

"It's for anti-aging," her brother sneered. "What's she need anti-aging for at thirteen?"

"It is not," she snapped, whirling in horror, "for anti-aging. It's for skin rejuvenation and healing." Sighing over their lack of education, she doled out the science with a disciple's devotion. "It creates an exclusive barrier so the skin can quickly repair itself overnight."

"Occlusive." Her mother's head popped through the doorway, swiveling between the invading giants and their subject disapprovingly. "What's going on in here?"

"Lily's 'slugging', Scully-- the new generation's discovering our old ways and giving them new names."

"You guys were slimed, Dad."

Her mother nodded. "Lily's right. There's a significant difference between FDA approved petroleum jelly and the stomach acid of a hundred-year-old liver-eating mutant."

Wrinkling his nose, William fake gagged. "Ew, Mom."

"Ew yourself. Now, go wash up, stinky boy. You've got an early hair appointment tomorrow."

"Ooh, stinky boy," her dad chuckled, chasing Will's ribs while her brother ducked and dodged the exit assault.

"Don't even start-- I'm your secret keeper, remember?"

Her mother snapped to attention, alert and suspicious. "What secret?"

"Guy secrets, Scully."

"'Guy secrets'?"

"Yeah. You only get those after one too many manly talks around the hoop." Grabbing the door, her father began to usher them out, turning one last time to offer a sincere, "Happy slugging," before leaving Lily to the peace of her nightly routines.

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Thanks for reading~

Enjoy! 

Tagging @today-in-fic and @xffictober24.

[egglain-archive]

pov: it’s 1:03 in the morning.

you just finished cramming for your exam.

you deserve a sweet treat.

fumbling for your phone, you place the order. a mcflurry from the mcdonald’s across town.

your uber driver— a Toji Fushiguro— is on foot.

fuck.

you wait.

and wait.

one and a half hours later you get an uber notification.

“melted”

another notif.

the order was cancelled.

wyd?

[tyeballz]

made a new au, major gore + body horror under the cut (dying light x kinitopet)

volatile!kinito au is real....

+ some extra doodles i did

me and my friend have been talking about this and said that he has that blue eye stare so i

im working on a ref for him rn as we speak, but i dont like how it looks rn so im just going to fix it later