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El paraíso de una criatura que se alimenta de los demás es exactamente estar en la mira de absolutamente todo el tumulto. Nunca tuvo que hacer mucho para cautivar a los demás, si bien era una característica innata de su especie, era un compuesto que aceptaba complacida, repetidamente, sin si quiera usar sus habilidades.
Siempre elegante, maquillada, y con los mejores conjuntos, era el spotlight de tanto hombres como mujeres. Transitaba por las calles de la academia con dirección a la puerta principal, siempre presente y con el girasol de sus ojos, característicos de su encanto. Hasta que, una vez más, la pelinegra se atrevió a ignorarla.
Con un estrecho nudo en la garganta, pero sin siquiera una sutil muestra del mismo, dispuso su anatomía camino hacia la otra, turnando sus pasos uno en frente a otro, meneando sus colas con el viento y disponiendo la diestra encargada de salvaguardar su cartera, al tiempo de exhibir su barniz de uñas flor de sakura. -- Felicidades! Estás invitada a tomar el té con mi círculo cercano, será hoy al segundo receso, te espero en mi mesa de cafetería. Estas invitaciones no son para todos, por favor no la desperdicies. -- Emitió antes de desaparecer con la brisa que acariciaba la academia.
@grccve
#Saki!#adsfsadfasdf So he estado buscando y traga humanos en la leyenda coreana xD Pero encontré repetidamente que traga hombres#so será una fem fatal#sdfasdfasd Sociaaaaa tengo un headcanon bien vergas!#Mira no funciona su charming con tu nena porque ella está interesada en ella de otra forma! xD Por eso no funciona#bueno eso leí de las kumiho in love#u tell me if u agree#sadfasdf xD Amo como no se puede creer que no la tiene a sus pies omg#Hueno ya adio adio#grccve
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taemin doing an impression of jonghyun (x)
#taemin#jonghyun#saw this going around on twt again....might have watched it at least 20 times in a row#when i tell you that taemin is the funniest person in the world...seeing how funny he is now u might agree but let me tell u about taemin#BACK THEN...he would normally be just a quiet little guy but then he would literally do the craziest thing out of nowhere and leave everyon#in shambles (me especially. also jonghyun as you can see in the video above)#anyway his impression of jjong's manner of speaking is so funny bc it is SO ON POINT im literally tearing up watching this again now#also look at jonghyun GIGGLING .#honestly posting this for myself specifically so i can go back when i need to laugh for a bit....#ltm a comedian first a singer dancer artist second
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Brotherly this platonic that
Show of hands who would willingly do this to a family member
I would not be caught dead in the same room ngl
People keep saying shit like "jayvik can't be platonic because it's too emotionally intense" and. Platonic love can be just as strong as romantic love? The real evidence here is how Viktor will canonically wrap his legs around Jayce's waist given half a chance. Gotta be the most sensual grapple I've ever seen in my life
#jayvik#arcane#arcane spoilers#romantic or platonic? my answer is viktor would have fucked jayce right there if he agreed to be his partner again#and to me that's the fucking truth but you tell me if you'd ever consider doing that to someone you weren't incredibly attracted to#viktor literally jumped him like what more do u want from him to indicate interest? words? words like “only you”??#those words????? yeah we got those too actually#anyway i like platonic jayvik but i no longer consider it canon compliant and christan linke is high#brothers are not generally depicted like This unless it's an old euphamism or smth there were so many other ways to grapple him like why
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THIS IS SO KIT AND DRU CODED IM DYING
like tell me this ain’t their whole relationship i'll wait
#making this made me cackle bc 😭#it really do be like that huh#but tbh i think in the end dru would agree with him#and be like u know what yeah dying is better than admitting ur feelings lets suffer together and not tell our crushes we like them HEHE#i love them#kit herondale#dru blackthorn#the dark artifices#the wicked powers#tda#twp#tsc
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time for me to review The Whole Bible. ready? ok. to be honest my favorite part of the gospels is Mark 8.22-26, when Jesus spits in some nice blind man's eyeballs and accidentally gives him cosmic consciousness. guy's just like "may i have a teaspoon of visual response to stimulus" and jesus is like "oh sure" and gives him God Vision. fuckin...ayahuasca sight that perceives the interconnectedness of all life. "oh is that not normal? does everyone not have that? nuts. ok try these eyes. are those more regular? great. maybe lie down by yourself for a while and please don't mention this to anyone"
#YES i've read like 8 fundamental world religious texts this year NO i don't think it's made me more normal either!!#fyi as far as i can tell literally no scholarly commentary on this passage supports my reading of it.#nobody agrees with me about the tree eyes.#but on the other hand if u have come to Sashayed Dot Tumblr Dot Gov for biblical scholarship whose fault is that. not mine.#bible cw#jesus (slapping a fig tree across the face): this is just Some Guy. and hes fucking rude
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siren
#bakuspecial#cw: nudity#cw: body horror#monster#siren! I think. they're bird to me#I think this has been brewing since that stream mim did of drawing dnd monsters only from official text description#and when the official art for the sirens were shown I was like. oh thats just a woman with wings#lmao like. granted. its an official dnd book available for all audience. you cant make it too Bad To Look At#(I do not agree with this but it wasnt about me. if its about me its gonna be about very few people lmao)#but yeah. after that I got slightly too into the idea of putting more bird into birdwoman#but I also do genuinely love monsters that are Rearranged Human Parts so. I couldnt commit too much to the bird scales Im so sorry#I wanted the fleshiness. the feel. textural experience of holding her hands and being like oh that's a human#even when ur eyes tell u otherwise. mmm#...I looked to my right as I was typing these tags and saw. the fucked up pikmin I tried to sculpt the other day along with the pin#and got startled#its so. its so fucked up. gods. dusty white naked grainy parsnip#I used to have that one doll I butchered wanting to customize in a box next to me and thats way less upsetting than this. man#its perfect actually I will never throw this thing away. anyways#now. now I go to bed. its sleep time for the baku#have a good night lads! you CAN have it both way easily you just need a big bat
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Retired happy Junmei for no reason at all except let them be happy post-canon that's all.
#junmei#jun wu#mei nianqing#mxtx tgcf#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#shoutout to the sj server for one person (u know who u r) suggesting mnq has one (1) black strand holding on for dear life#and they're right cause that's incredibly funny#i just imagine this dude has had so much stress in his 2k+ years life that he could not keep his hair NOT white#Running away and stressing about JW probably did a good job on him as well living thru JW growing up#And then Xie Lian??? Final nail in the coffin#you cannot tell me this sassy child/teen did not absolutely cause him to develop more grey/white hairs#and at some point he figured he might as well stop fighting it#but that's my silly hc and you don't have to agree lmao#just noticed now JW and MNQ have like swapped hair color patterns nice#anyway I have more junmei wips but it's on a giant stash of Shit To Render sooooo it may be a while#wanted to finish this and another piece for junmeiweek but alas we're REALLY late
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oc time again! + her town & culture (heavily inspired by pre-roman italic populations)
she is suri sauthon. her story is linked to my swtor imperial agent, tar'x, but most of her life except for the one year away where she meets him, is spent in a town in the mountains of mirial.
despite mirial being cold and desert, and many cities developing underground, her town flourishes thanks to a force nexus, venerated in the form of an ancient, sacred, alive crystal. the ecosystem of that mountain depended on what "the horned crystal" was capable of giving them, but mirialans couldn't live off of that alone, so they developed trade and some rudimental technology, even if oftentimes it was bought thanks to the highly profitable trade of a plant used to make medicines that slowed down aging and had overall healing properties.
note: everything that's generated by this nexus has these healing properties BUT they have to be processed, except for those who bathed in the waters of the cavity under the crystal - the "real" nexus, but not the worshipped one. the waters were sacred but they were not thought to be miraculous, unlike the crystal, who instead was thought of as the keystone of the ecosystem: without it, everything would fall apart (and that is partially true: the cavity was the "real" nexus but thanks to the crystal, also strong in the force, the properties were spread all over the mountains). those who bathed in the cavity's waters - so, all of the town, who had a sort of baptism there - could eat the plant, make whatever food with it, and not only that plant, but everything generated by the nexus, that, again, had similar properties. this allowed people to live up to normal life-spans without advanced medicines or, much, really. to those who didn't live there, though, after the processing, had incredible effects, slowing down aging - for those who took it regularly - and making people able to live up to half a century more than the average]
originally, there were four tribes of nomads that lived thanks to horned farm animals that decided to settle down into one bigger town and other smaller settlements, to live off of transhumance. this division of the tribes stayed into the political and social organization: every person belonged to one tribe specifically, and had slightly different rituals and culture. for examples, each tribe had their own priests and healers, with different techniques and traditions. the town, tho, was guided by a group of people in the high priesthood, a position you could reach only by having earned the trust of all tribes. those high priests had many roles: they guided the people into sacred processions common to all the tribes, they managed the trading with outsiders, they did the maintenance of the temple of the summit (the one that functioned as casket to the crystal) and created a special liquid to offer the crystal that helps it grow.
this particular temple was important because 1. it was very visible, from every angle of the town, and it became an important identity symbol; 2. it stored the venerated horned crystal; 3. it had the altar where sacrifices were made for the crystals. that altar had a hole connected to the cavity, that allowed the liquids to reach the underground; 4. it had various symbols: statues representing each tribe + the high priesthood, and typical mirialan tattoos carved into the wood of the trees that served as columns for the temple, symbolizing 8 values that who dared to enter HAD to have; 5. it was on the way to an important lake (called "mother lake" because the lake the town was built around to depended on the waters of that other lake) where they traveled to in important processions; 6. it was said that a the wizard who unified the tribes made it with its magic, making the plant grow to hold the temple's roof. this wizard was, actually, a force user, obv.
BACK TO HER THOUGH: she's daughter of one of the high priests, who was in charge of managing the trades with outsiders, and lives in a house on the mountains with her mother and him. her parents are from different tribes (that's one of the things that earned him trust from the 4 tribes): when a child is born from two different tribes, they don't pick one to allign to, but they're usually linked automatically to the one with more relatives in it (in her case, the father's tribe: she had many uncles and aunts on his side while her mom only had one sister).
later, though, she got quite tied to her mother's tribe due to a mysterious illness that only her mother's tribe healer was able to cure. she spent 4 years (from 10 to 14 years old) living with the healer and learned her secrets. to better study, she wrote them down. when she returned home, she studied to become a priestess with her father. at 22 (the average age: you can't become priest before your 20s), she was supposed to take a test and become a priestess, but the healer of her mother's tribe died and the tribe asked her to take her place. she couldn't technically do that, but both tribes estimated both her and her parents and she was allowed to become both. she then decided to try to become a high priestess, and became one at 25 (a quite young age). being part of the council, she tried to convince the various tribe healers to unite their knowledges and write them down, and eventually made it. healers still remained tribe based but they now had an "upper, inter-tribe level" similar to high priesthood.
years later, the sacred horned crystal is stolen from the temple by some Hutt mercenaries looking for a profit. given the trust she has earned from all the tribes and the fact that her father is the high priest that deals with outsiders (and she's been hearing stories and advice about it since she was little), she is the one tasked with getting it back. without the growing crystal, the keystone to their ecosystem, the village would have lasted only a few years. in hrr quest, she meets imperial intelligence agent tar'x laran and, as they "solve the mystery" and fight to have it back, they get closer. they'll get married and have a daughter, Vegoia (who's the only one who actually will get to the plot of my story. this was all background)
#i overdeveloped this part of the background. IT'S QUITE LITERALLY USELESS. like. Vegoia will have so few memories of it (she'll become jedi)#i will make a post about her too when I'll finish designing her and outlining her story BUT that may be difficult cuz the frame for the mai#story is quite difficult to match with how developed the other stories are getting and i have to figure it Much Stuff yet#so I'm using these post to like. fix a certain part lf the lore because even my own notes are getting older and messy. better to start over#ANYWAY for those curious & who are still reading (if u exist. WTF THANK U!!); my main story is actually a research file in the jedi archive#BASICALLY i was trying to write my own story for years but then i watched a video (tcw doesn't hold up by sheev talks i think) and i finall#understood how to frame all of these stories together in a way that i feel can add to the star wars lore (because. the others were just#like. okay but who cares unless me? and i did want to have a cool frame that maybe some nerd would be interested in looking into)#so: when ahsoka anakin and obi return from mortis; they tell the council about it (yoda knows about it in s6). sheev talks complained that#it was incredibly full of stuff that was done so poorly it could ruin a big part of the original sw story itself and it was never brought u#again. and honestly i agree. SO my story is about a jedi that is tasked with research on the celestials & by having him figure out stuff i#can minimize/limit/reframe some of the controversial things in there (i love mortis arc so bad but i also agree with his critic. I'll Fix™)#so. many stories will be about people who have previously seen the celestials or have been to mortis one way or another (pre-tcw obv) & hav#had experience & knowledge that the researcher is looking for. so i get to have an anthology with many stories#and have a cool frame I'm intrested in developing + i can experiment with different storytelling styles depending on how he finds out stuff#+ there was another sw story with a similar frame i think? so if i decide to write the story as if it was the file itself and not the searc#i can have even a REFERENCE of what a file like that is supposed to be. LIKE. IT ALL FITS!!!#sw#star wars#swtor#the old republic#star wars oc#imperial agent#star wars fanart#mirialan oc#mirialan#star wars story#star wars the old republic#oc: suri sauthon
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just need Simon to put me in a chokehold while giving me sweet lil forehead kisses and then choke me out and fuck me so hard till I see stars :)
#this probably says something about me as a person ....#its just when these men put you in a chokehold and then they flex their arms?? and you get extra choked???#like someone pls tell me u agree :/#simon riley x reader#ghost x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#simon ghost riley x you#ghost x you#simon riley x you#✧・゚⊹ astra rambles 💭
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i just i jist i justi just i just i jsut i just ji jstu kji just i just
“kinda” a redraw of this but not rlly like @ all
#some ppl said put stickers on barts cane & i 100% agree!!!#im just still lazy so theres only 3 </3 srry skjfkd#also btw in my head the canes glittery ty#its also not the best made so its held 2gether by masking tape#if u can get solid canes not 1s off of wish istg if i see another person break a cane im gonna cry#no but ANNYYEAYSSS#i hope they look sillyyy!!#i still fear that i dont draw bart little guy enough lol#but im oretty happy w/kon :3#i was dyinf drawing cloths over them- U DONT UNDERSTAND THE BASE SKETCH LOOKED NICER#kon was supposed 2 have gloves but i kinda 4got whoops#i didnt paint the nails kill me#but im 2 lazy 2 go back- HHHHHHH#unpainted nails </3#kart#kontent#kartent#dc#puppee art#........................im embarrassed when i draw them fdjgfkjhasgjfa i just i draw them sm#OH bart w/the t-rex arms btw :3 i love drawing them like that vry fun#also kon gets her 5 billion piercings <333#im nto good @ drawing them so like ignore that also i got lazy & didnt draw any ear piercings- ignore that-#fjioashFKJDS:GHFS#ok ok im done#can u tell i rlly only like drawing bodies? like i struggled w/their faces on this 1........#i need 2 stop staring @ this jeez
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the aftg brainrot is real bc why is Henry Winter giving me Kevin Day vibes
#someone pls agree with me#tell me u get it#aftg#tsh#the secret history#all for the game#kevin day#henry winter#tsh donna tartt#donna tartt#books#booklr#reading#book#bookblr#books and reading#reader#the foxhole court
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bet.
for the october @steddiemicrofic prompt 'suck' ! happy halloween !!
wc: 480 | rated: T | cw: none | tags: bestie robin, chubby steve, horny eddie
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‘bet you can’t keep your hands off him for the whole party.’ robin stares eddie down from across the sofa.
‘what? on Halloween? is that how you think of me bobbie? i’m wounded’ eddie watches steve’s ass as he walks to the kitchen.
robin throws popcorn at him ‘eddie. the only reason you're not still sitting in his lap is because i asked him to get more soda.. literally a second ago.’
‘and you were so mean for that.’ eddie folds his arms, eyes flicking between robin and steve at the fridge. robin is scowling.. ‘fine. your bet, what’s the stakes?’
robins scowl drops and she sighs 'i need steve to wingman. the new girl from work is bringing her roommate and it’s been hinted her favourite colour is violet and i need this eddie, like, seriously.’
eddie softens. ’it would be homophobic of me to take that away from you.’ poking her with his socked toe. ‘do i get anything? for keeping my hands off?’
‘24 hours. i have a project due but no time till the day before. apartment will be yours. you two can do what you want.. my rooms off limits.’
‘you, miss robin buckly, have a deal.’
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‘you, are an evil witch robin buckley’
‘oh, get over it!’ robin huffs, tipsy.
‘how could you do this to me! on halloween!’ eddie pouts.
‘suck it up buttercup. just remember what’s at stake.’
‘ughhhh’
‘yeah because i’m so sorry i convinced steve to pick that costume. even though he had to buy it, so it’s his, forever.’
‘…did i ever tell you you’re the light of my life?’
robin flicks him on the forehead and walks back over to steve and the girl.
eddie tracks her. resigned to sulking.
and blue balls.
because steve is in a sailor uniform, but this one is off-white with black accents, complementing his tan. the trousers are long, wide in the leg and tight in the ass. cupping around the curve of it, like eddie wishes he was, right now. the hat on his head is at an angle and pushes his hair down, so it frames his rosy cheeks, and pretty smile.
and the top. oh! the top. the flap collar frames broad shoulders and deep v exposes chest hair. it ends at his hipline and flowed nicely but steve’s had a few beers. bloated, his belly has started filling in the front, started pulling around his love handles. the outline of his soft, wide belly button is just visible.
‘just one night.’ eddie mumbles to himself, leaning against a wall. ‘then 24 uninterrupted hours.’
steve readjusts the waistband of his trousers, hiking them a little higher. eddie sees how the movement makes his belly jiggle.
sliding slowly down the wall and into a heap on the floor; eddie bites his fist and allows himself one tiny, tortured little whimper.
#ahoy ;)#steve thinks the bet is very funny#hotlunch#steddie#steddiemicrofic#steddiemicroficoctober#chubby steve harrington#goblin eddie munson#eddie’s dressed as dracula if u care#my fic#a belly pushing agains a sailor shirt is something so so dear to me#if anyone wants to be a freak and agree with me pls tell me in an ask#robin is indiana jones#she gets the girl <3
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i just feel like rhaegar is the weakest version of george’s “light and dark both” types, i don’t find any light in him, and the darkness that’s there is not compelling it’s just dumb.
#people say this about daemon but i don’t agree i think daemon is certainly more villainous than george meant for him to be but he is#ultimately fascinating to me. could say the same for jaebitchass.#with rhaegar it’s like. shay even is THERE. at least daemon & jae grooming is like INTERESTING#rhaegar is like stereotypical sad boy who is dating high schoolers well out of college#if i wanted to learn about a wicca who dates high school sophomores as a 20 year old i would go to the grocery store by the high school#after school is out & start harassing random goths! what does he do?? NOTHING!#stupid character#getting on my soap box#like look at joffrey. tywin. maegor. ramsay. then look at rhaegar.#fuck look at arys oakheart and tell me rhaegar is more interesting. i dare u but u can’t!
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GILMORE GIRLS AND MARAUDERS FANS HEAR ME THE FUCK OUT
LOGAN IS EVAN AND FINN IS BARTY LIKE HELLO NEW FANCAST???
#pls tell me u agree#gilmore girls#logan huntzberger#marauders#evan rosier#barty crouch jr#rosekiller#rory gilmore
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I watched Moana 2 today and during that scene where Moni shows Maui his drawing of him with his hands on the other's chest I could only think of Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun 😭😭😭
#PLS I LOVE MONI HE'S JUST LIKE ME FR#MY FRIENDS AND I WATCHED IT TOGETHER AND WE ALL AGREED HE'S ME#like guys come on u can't tell me he doesn't draw them together all the time#even before they got together#can he draw?#what do u guys think#svsss#moshang#shang qinghua#mobei jun#moana 2#in a way??#beethoughts
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Outsiders characters fav seasons based on vibes, feel free to argue tho I’d love to hear ur opinions on this!
ponyboy: fall (duh)
sodapop: summer (it’s an excuse to take his shirt off 🙄)
Darry: spring
Johnny: summer (warmer weather means it’s more pleasant to sleep outside)
Dally: he doesn’t give a fuck (winter)
two bit: he actually doesn’t care
steve: winter
ace: summer
cherry: spring
Marcia: fall
Bev: winter
Bob: spring
Paul: winter
trip: fall
brill: winter
Chet: summer
#These are so arbitrary lmao#Genuinely tell me if u agree/disagree this is so fun for me#jean has thoughts#the outsiders musical#the outsiders broadway#the outsiders#ponyboy curtis#sodapop curtis#darry curtis#johnny cade#dally winston#two bit mathews#steve randle#ace the outsiders#cherry valance#marcia the outsiders#bev the outsiders#beverly the outsiders#beverly jitney-bush#bob sheldon#paul holden#trip the outsiders#terrence dipp#brill the outsiders#Clark brillstine#chet the outsiders#chet baker
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