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jiminrings · 4 years ago

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hi hannah! i may have a request 🥺 i've been watching too much tiktok and this two made me want some jungkook skater au 😳 like the reader saw him and went like love at first sight so she purposely buys a skate and goes everyday to the skatepark and start learning just to impress that hot tattooed skater that kinda looks like a bad boy but he's actually a softie. ♡

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late skate

pairing: jungkook x y/n

wordcount: 7k

glimpse: jungkook would rather wash down his grip tape than spend another hour seeing you land on yOUR ass, a smitten y/n and love at first sight, and tae almost losing his bearings (in all aspects) <3 // gif is from pinterest :D

note: thank you so much for the request babie!!! also i’m sorry since i’ve done this a month late hee-hee bUT but it’s here now!!! fun fact: i used to skate but one time i fell on my ass so hard doing an ollie that i quit ( ˙-˙ )

there is nothing

there is absolutely nothing you hate more than walking home alone and at-

wait u need to shudder

night

times like these make you both angry and scared because fIRST of all

you’re angry because if oNLY (you’re still hoping that u win the lottery soon) you were born to wealth and ease (if you see park jimin one more time in a billboard you’re about to lose it), you wouldn’t have to worry!! or even work for that matter!!!!

you could have a car by now!!!

but you don’t have a car and you’re still saving up for that because you have to keep up with your bills and this nice and decent apartment that you’re living in right now

well if you’re being honest, you are splitting it with yoongi and that cuts back your expenses significantly but that’s besides the point

which is why you’re being extra thrifty!! save up all the money that you could so you could by yourself a car amongst other financial decisions and nOT be scared shitless when walking home

you’re working at the animal shelter most of the time and it’s very fulfilling because of cOURSE!! your job is to care for animals and give them a better chance at everything :D

the pay is more than decent but it’s not the highest sO what you do on your spare time is pick up any job you could!!

and the income that you need is more and more than decent because taking care of chimmy is not an easy feat

chimmy, your alaskan malamute!!! he’s the first puppy you’ve properly taken care of in the shelter and you’ve fallen head over heels for him

he kept bumping into the wall when he scrambles after you call for him but eH you love the clumsy giant still!!

so much so that you file your adoption form for him and run over to mr. kim’s office hurriedly :D

your boss seokjin’s pretty sweet after all but at the same time he’s intimidating!! too sweet and intimidating at the same time that when he approves your form without much question, you almost kiss his cheek

...

.... hehe

jin beat you to it and instead he gave you a side-hug with a very strict warning to take care of chimmy and provide everything that he needs

he eats 𝓅𝓇𝑒𝓂𝒾𝓊𝓂 dog food and you could only assume the amount that he needs because of how he towers

the treats?? one time yoongi got overly-excited to take a picture of him and accidentally left the bag on the ground, and when he came back?? chimmy’s managed to inhale all of them

thankfully he’s only loyal to one (1) toy and it’s to this brown angry... entity..? with one tooth that yoongi’s made by himself

but he constantly has to replace the stuffing because chimmy nOTICES when it’s flat and unstuffed from his own doings

hehehe the grooming.....

you thank your lucky stars that jin gives you a discount to have chimmy groomed!!

one time you were about to have a breakdown because a $100 grooming session simply didn’t click well with your ongoing budget and you decided to do it yourself :D

spoiler alert: chimmy kept barking at you when you held up the mirror to his face because wOOF did you just... d-did you give him bangs.... how was that possible....

and then sECOND of all is that well.,.,.,

you’re scared and that’s it

there is every possible reason for you to be scared :D

you get off from work at 5!! but now it’s quarter to 8 and you totally should’ve booked an uber but it completely slipped your mind

normally, you wouldn’t walk home alone though because chimmy comes with you to the shelter, and then he serves as a therapy dog of sorts to help ease and calm down the new rescues!!

he even has his own little ID oh my god :’)

but he doesn’t come in everyday and well you remember,.,.

no actually, yoongi REMINDS you that today is his day-off at work and explictly implied that he’d very much love to cuddle with a giant alaskan malamute as he gets his well-deserved rest

and yoongs has been the reason to why you don’t unravel every single day and you owe him for your life so yea okay you can have chimmy whenever you need this giant pillow of support <3

but no

you don’t have chimmy with you and you don’t have anyone to bark and be willing to growl n intimidate any creepy dudes you could possibly encounter on this twenty-minute walk home

the extra coffee you’ve drank at 6 in lieu of dinner does not help at ALL

what if you just... run

that way you get home faster and you won’t have to be that antsy!!!

ok maybe just a light jog would do

you wanna go home so badly and take a shower and be sandwiched between your warm sheets and sleep all the way

you miss chimmy and yoongi and you just hOPE that he’d already cooked dinner and you won’t have processed food again for the third time in a week

and after dinner maybE you could treat yourself to online shopping because yoongs has also been pestering you to let yourself indulge once in a while

your thoughts are jumbled once panicked and it reminds you that yes you should definitely get a car and you know what??? you probably should-

wait fUCK

...

....

wait

hold on a second

did you just manage to narrowly dodge what seems to be a skateboard in mid-air??????

“taehyung, you dumbass!!”

said taehyung is jumping down and crouching to pick up the deck at your feet and squeaks an “oop sorry ‘bout that!!” before going back and

well...

mr. “taehyung, you dumbass!!” is who you presume to be the speaker,, because well no one eLSE is in this skatepark at 9 in the evening,,,, is standing RIGHT underneath the light and is right at your line of sight

it’s as if the clouds are opening up and chimmy’s barking could be heard and everything you deem perfect is ringing right in your ears because god.... holy shit.....

he looks and probably feels like a warm-sized bed that smells of baby powder and fresh linen

he has a hoodie on with the sleeves scrunched up and you tHANK yourself that you’ve saved up enough to get lasik eye surgery because those tattoos...,.,. you r positive that they would be your demise

mr. TYD has a loose bucket hat on yet you could still see his features clearly and you aren’t lying when you say he is perhaps the most breathtaking thing you’d ever seen

even more breathtaking than seeing chimmy in the laundry room and having fished for your one good perfect bra in his mouth

huh

you’re pretty sure this is what love at first sight must feel like

suddenly, you aren’t anxious at all and you’re instantly gravitating towards the ramp without much complaint

there’s a bench conveniently placed in which you could see him but he won’t see you

you find yourself sticking around and smiling when you see him goofing around in all good fun

hopefully you don’t look like a cREEP because you swear you aren’t!!!! and hopefully they don’t notice you either and find out then and there that you’re here in a skatepark withOut a skateboard,,, just sitting,,, to see him

this may not be your best idea yet lmao yes you’re gonna admit that

but it’s probably the first and last time that you’re ever gonna see him so might as well watch him for awhile!! that’s all!!!!

ok wait

this is definitely a bad idea because yoongi calls you and you forgOt to put it on silent and it’s his voice that greets you very rudely as soon as you pick up

“y/n where the FUCK are you???”

oh lmao it’s quarter to 10 already

“jeez, i’m coming home!! calm down!!”

“yeah tell that to chimmy who’s been worried sick with me and won’t stop hOWLING!!!”

you’re scrambling to gather your duffel and sneak oNE last look at him and ur practically pouting as you say goodbye to him under your breath

:((

“... aw, you worry about me?”

you resume back to jogging on your way home and this time for rEAL

you’re gonna miss him

he’s like one of the random dudes you see in the mall that are sO breathtaking and you know you’re never gonna see them again

you didn’t even manage to catch his name :((

but whoever he is, he feels a little more different than a dude in a mall because this time, you feel like you’re gonna cRY at the thought of it

little did you know that jungkook could see you all this time and he’s sad to see you go

chimmy is the first to leap at you as soon as you come through the door

and if you didn’t anticipate the giant, then you’d probably be toppled over by now

yoongi finds it weird that there’s this lingering gentle smile on your face

well he shouldn’t be so shOcked because he sees you talking to yourself when you’re watching documentaries and cooking

(( he always checks if there’s a camera hidden somewhere in the kitchen and you were vlogging or something but nO!!! ))

it’s like you’re a third-grader again that goes fERAL at just the thought of their crush

you hope mr. tyd has already eaten breakfast and hasn’t had any injuries with his skateboarding

you’re trying to rationalize with yourself that it’s just a stOOpid and pathetic crush to harbor in less than a day and stop thinking about him

the universe must seem to hate aND love you at the same time because well would you look at tHAT

it’s 5 in the afternoon and you have chimmy beside you and you’re walking home

and that’s practically your routine ever since you’ve gotten this job

it would only differ if a situation like last night happens or when you’re too tired to walk home oR when it’s raining

but right now it’s your normal workday, and you’re walking home, and it’s sunny, aND THIS IS THE SECOND TIME YOU’VE SEEN HIM

this is also the first time that you’ve seen him in such a situation that you didn’t expect :O

the fact that you’ve mayhaps watched kimi no nawa last night with yoongi and perhaps 98 times before that, does not help at all

“you uh, y-you wanna go for a run on the grass, chim??”

there’s this mini field besides the skatepark and chimmy happily jUMPS at the mention of grass :D

aha oh well :D would you look at that :D your dog wants to go run on the grass that’s a couple feet away from the skatepark :D who are you to stop him anyways?? :D

chimmy’s more than happy to comply with your wish and vice versa because he’s having the time of his life clearly

he’s your pawman and the perfect variable so you wouldn’t seem like a third-grader with a helpless crush on anOther third-grader

it seems that hE’S more excited than you though because chimmy runs to the ramp instead of the grass!!!

and in the process he goes UP to greet a guy like he does with you whenever you come home!!! it’s harmless pouncing per se

but it’s not entirely harmless because it feels like chimmy knows EXACTLY what’s in your mind and what he’s doing

“chimmy!!!”

.....

...... of course

chimmy has to of cOurse pounce on him

jungkook wasn’t surely expecting a giant and overly-friendly alaskan malamute to pounce on him right when he was about to drop-in

it’s a pleasant surprise either because it’s-

wait

oh my god

is this yOU?????

listen.,.

jungkook was in the skatepark last night with taehyung and they took advantage of it because they were the only ones there!!

tae surely wasn’t kidding when he said that he was a novice because holy sHIT how was it possible that he sent a skateboard flying mid-air after a failed trick??

kook flinches when he follows it in his line of sight and notices that there’s someone down there who might be literally dECKED out of tae’s stupidity

he’s about to yell for this passer-by to dodge and-

time seems to move quicker because you’re already stopping yourself and flinching in place and then looking up

you’re rIGHT underneath this street lamp and jungkook sighs a breath of relief when he realized that you weren’t hit

but at the same time he’s gasping again because wow

t-that’s uhm-

okay

wHEW he has never felt this pressure in his chest ever since he joined a quizbee in 8th grade

would it be-

ok nevermind

WOULD IT BE TOO FORWARD FOR HIM TO SAY THAT HE HAS A CRUSH ON YOU ALREADY

you’re really beautiful??? and frankly he has to look away for a second because you’re tOO beautiful that he doesn’t know what to do with himself

that’s it u are under arrest for being too pretty >:(

jungkook’s flustered because there’s just these types of people that put a knot on his chest unknowingly and he doesn’t know how to act normally

you are the equivalent of him not being able to look at the screen because the kdrama was that good and he feels unworthy to even watch it

it’s goosebumps all over his skin and he’d be lying when he says his cheeks are not heating up at aLL

“taehyung, you dumbass!!”

his first instinct is to scold taehyung because what iF he ended up hurting you with his skateboard, hmm?? and tHEN what

he expected you to leave after that close-call and if everyone must know, jungkook has an incredible talent at being able to scope out things in his peripheral vision

he could look straight ahead and be able to see what you were also doing at the side

he doesn’t know if that’s a talent or uH everyone has it but whatever he can do that!!!

and you were clearly still there and in fact, even sIT down on the bench

he could see you smiling and giggling and a ginormous part of him assumes that it’s because of him

he prays to god that it’s NOT the guy who almost decked you with a skateboard ://

jungkook was acting weird and he kept smiling and laughing mORE than necessary and taehyung can see right through him

“bro all i did was walk towards you wtf are you laughing,,.,”

“AHAHAHAHAHAHHA tae you’re so silly XD”

alrighty then,, maybe jungkook just binge-ate his vitamin gummies which is why he keeps beaming for an unknown reason

koo was so grumpy literally just before he had his skateboard flying and now he’s ???? weird

jungkook was ultimately sad to see you get up and he knows he’s probably never gonna see you again ok alright time to mope

but this

this

he’s beyond surprised to see that said owner of giant dog happens to be yOU!! of all the people!!!!

it’s you!

“i’m so so sorry about him!! he’s just excited to make friends with everyone and i don’t have the sLIGHTEST clue why he came to you!!”

you pointedly look at chimmy and he has the audacity to howl before looking away

it hasn’t dawned on you that you’re talking and apologizing to him but it certainly did on jungkook which is why he’s charmingly laughing already

“no, no. it’s okay, i don’t mind!! his name’s chimmy, then?”

you’re blinking profusely because yes.. right.. HE is talking to you

“yeah, uh, correct!! his name’s chimmy :)”

“that’s cute. anyways, i’m jungkook :)”

aha :D

koo would like to think that he is smooth

and yes you agree

you immediately shake his hand tOO eagerly with a smile on your face as you’re trying to take this all in

“i’m y/n :)”

jungkook’s hand is bigger than yours and your hand fits sNUGLY right into his hold

he has some tattoos on his hands and there’s some peaking from underneath his hoodie

but even with ur lasik vision you cAN’T focus because omg are you seriously holding jungkook’s hand.,.,

jungkook as in THEE jungkook that you’ve immediately clocked and crushed on last night in an instant

your lil moment of just holding each other’s hands is interrupted when taehyung pops out of nOwhere

(( actually he’s been there for the past two minutes and he kept switching between cooing and laughing ))

“yO i’m taehyung!!! you must be y/n, i didn’t nick you last night, did i?”

he takes it upon himself to hug you right then and there

well he’s warm and he passes the internal vibe check yoongi’s hotwired into your brain so you reciprocate!! you like hugs anyway and taehyung’s just like chimmy but in human form

jungkook practically squawks and stammers in his place because w-why.. w-what...... no

chimmy bARKS at taehyung and koo is tempted to do the same too because no man you simply do nOt hug my crush that you know absolutely nothing about

“he’s asking for you.”

kook points to chimmy who’s obviously pouncing on you to come run with him

you excuse yourself so you could go satisfy the giant and jungkook felt like his heart was gonna fall out of his aSS

tae wiggles his eyebrows and has his lips pursed and it’s the shit-eating grin that he immediately flips off as soon as he sees it

“what was that all about?”

you are convinced

you are 100% convinced

your head is fully-set into the game and in no way are you gonna back out

“min yoongi!!”

ah there it is

yoongi’s having the time of his life playing fetch with chimmy! what could possibly be any more important in this world than that

“what did i do now?”

you only call out his full name when a) you’re agitated and when b) he’s ignoring you and you’ve had enough of it

he really doesn’t recall giving you the cold shoulder recently

and he certainly didn’t agitated you when all he’s done is play with chimmy and sleep!!!

“please click this for me pls. click. please. pls click.”

aH yoongi should’ve brought his glasses instead of leaving them on the couch

you’re holding out your laptop to him with your arms outstretched and he has to come really close to decipher and-

... huh

“a skateboard?”

pardon him but he’s really lost on this one ok

he is as lost as he was when walmart decided to completely rearrange the whole store

“... and what do you need a skateboard for? y/n when i said that you should get yourself a four-wheeler, i didn’t mean a skateboard-”

in what part does a skateboard look like an SUV

whY are you like this

“it’s for uh... it’s for fun purposes!!”

you’re trying not to raise any more questions in yoongi’s mind but his head is miles miles away now lol

???? you hate trying new things though ???

one time you traded in your beef ramen for pork ramen because the first one was out of stock and throughout the whole meal you kept thinking how much you regretted it

and besides, skateboarding would be the last thing you’d get into!!!

yoongi distinctly remembers that you’d rather choke on chewing gum rather than get your knees scraped

why was that?? because when your knees get scraped, walking and doing everything else?? impossible

nice try sherlock but the moment you do so much as to not stand up straight?? sIT down?? yeah your knees would give out

what has got to be something so special that you’d wanna get into skateboarding and risk yourself into getting your knees scraped??

....

omg is that what he thinks it is

“... it’s a crush, isn’t it?”

the way you instantly shut him down and practically have to beg him just to press the check out button.,..

aha

yeah yoongi’s gotten his answer alright :D

whatever this is

or whatever that’s going on

you’re sure that you’ve never felt this content for a long time

you now bring a change of clothes so you wouldn’t go skating in your uniform because that just honestly sucks

you may be too tired to walk to the skatepark which is why sometimes you’d book a ride, but no you’re never tOO tired to skate and see jungkook :D

it’s frustrating enough as it is

yoongi used to skate and that’s the reason why you’ve found this shortcut in the first place because this was where the park was!! you’d always think at the back of your head on wHY was yoongi struggling!!!

smh that’s so easy yoongs </3

joke’s on you now though because trying to balance on the board in the first place scared you shitless because hOW were you supposed to do this??

you can ride a bike and that has tWO wheels and this has fOUR bearings!!! how come you can’t balance yourself??

even managing to stand up on the board without panicking for more than ten seconds AND managing to shift from left to right even if it’s albeit shaky at first, took you a wHOLE evening

but you’re so proud of yourself and so is jungkook :D

jungkook finds it the highlight of his night when you’d hold onto him

yes he knOws you have it under control now and you barely hold onto him for support

“just so you won’t fall, that’s all.”

he always evades your eyes when you go look up at him dreamily like that because how could he not???

you’ve covered the basics of pushing yourself then simultaneously riding the skateboard!!

you do that for one WHOLE week and both jungkook and tae (and yoongi) think it’s time that you do something else besides skate in one straight line and occasionally to a left and a right

ok you’re kind of scared shitless because you already fell a couple of times but y’know what?? it’s time!!

society has progressed past the need of you skating in a straight path

the society NEEDS you to do tricks now

.....

........

confession time:

dear diary the kickflip is simply not kicking the board in an attempt to flip it by itself. it is not. it is not as easy as it sounds. it is the bane of my existence

it’s evident that you’re stalling out of your way with this one but you just need oNE success and that’s it!!! one win to woo jungkook from his feet and then you’d stop

tae has already shut you up too because you keep talking about how your day went when you already is set four times before that

and it must’ve been a lucky first time because you absolutely nAIL it on the first try!!!

you honestly thought you’d land square on your ass and see bruises on it later in the shower but N-O!! you’ve done it perfectly and-

jungkook’s not looking

he didn’t see your feat!!

or maybe he didn’t see it because he chosE not to!!!

maybe doing a kickflip is nothing impressive and it’s obvious that he’s a pro at this compared to you who’s even more of a novice that makes taehyung look like a god

you can’t have that :((

ok ok hOW can you impress jungkook

there must be something you could do to impress him!!

omg

that’s it

this is practically perfect!!

you’re gonna do your first drop-in at a pipe that is nowhere gOOD for a beginner like you :D

one, two, th-

“easy, doll.”

jungkook materializes out of nowhere and you expected him to be skating at the far end!! not mere inches away from your face holding your hANDS

this is the first time you’ve seen jungkook actually this close and you just have this urge to kiss his cheek

he has you whipped for him and he hasn’t even done anything to you!!!

“not the best idea to go down an eight-foot tall half-pipe for your first time, hm?”

he scrunches his nose at your absurd thoughts because absolutely wHY would you do that??

how could you fall in love with him even mORE

“do the two-feet tall one first. go have taehyung teach you.”

the grin in your face goes as fast as it came

no offense to taehyung but he’s not the one your head-over-heels for :((

practically everyone knows about your crush on jungkook BESIDES jungkook himself

you’re tapping tae on the shoulder to come and teach you while you just watch kook shred it at the other side of the park by himself

it’s okay!! progress is progress and you’re gonna get far with jungkook!!

going to the skatepark right after work is now your new routine

sometimes you even come with yoongi when he’s free and he takes all his time to gloat on how you used to make fun of him when he was skating avidly back then

that gives you a grand total of three (3) people teaching you how to skate and giving you pointers

jungkook also now holds conversation from time to time :D

he’d ask you how your day went and you’d have to pretend that you didn’t wait for him to ask so you’re not spilling detail after detail

he now does this thing of pinching your cHEEK when you get something right

your heart after doing an ollie goes bEEP when he pinches your cheek and tells you eagerly that you did such a good job

yoongi’s laid off his teasing for you and jungkook but god he can’t deny that he gets these weird vibes from him

eh it’s probably nothing

today you’re especially excited because it was an outfit that you just bought and you feel gREAT in it!!!

tbh your day was the absolute worst but jungkook is always a great pick-me-up to whatever day you could have :)

a tennis skirt with shorts already built underneath is the greatest save of ur life

it’s a little on the more expensive side because it IS a name-brand and those don’t come cheap but it’s ok :D it’s gonna be worth it :D it better be :D

oh uhm

jungkook seems different today.... ?

you were used to him looking intimidating and mad even if he wasn’t, but this time it just felt emphasized even more

taehyung’s here but he’s not the only one!!! there’s two guys with jungkook on the other side of the ramp

“those are his friends, i guess?? i don’t know, he hasn’t introduced them to me.”

so you’re nOT the only one who’s lost

jungkook will probably come around later and you could all hang out again :))

chimmy happily chuffs at your side and that just gives taehyung the most wonderful idea he’s ever had this day

“hEY which one of us do you think could out-skate chimmy???”

jungkook is utterly and without a doubt stressed

he knew that hoseok and namjoon would come over, but he didn’t expect that they’d visit him while he was in the park!!!!

and he already knows what they’re here for and that just makes him grimace :((

“why don’t you want to go pro?”

koo’s ears feel like bleeding when hobi asks him that for the nth time

god it’s always just the sAME question!! he could practically sniff the air on what they’re gonna say next

“jungkook, i think we all know that you’re more than qualified to be a pro!! look at you!!”

it’s the same conversation over and over again

the next things they’d say are that he’s a natural and he’s wasting all his talent doing this thing cASUALLY

he’s not the next tony hawk or anything like that!!! he’s not gonna book a sponsorship and a collaboration with vans!!! but hobi and joon kEEP insisting that he’s that good

“hyung, i think we’ve already talked about this-...”

“yes and you refusE to listen!! why can’t you just accept the fact that you have a much better future in this??”

jungkook’s currently a freelance graphic designer which means he works from home and he’s in charge of his oWN schedule

but it doesn’t necessarily mean that every single day he gets a new commission or anything grand like that

he’s gonna be honest and say that yES he has thought of being a pro skater!! but he’s trying to be as rational as possible about it

because not every competition would be a win and not competitions don’t happen as frequent as a typical job is!!

and what iF jungkook gets injured?? something of an injury that would lay him off from skating

and being unable to skate??? = he basically gets nOTHING

he feels pressures because hobi and joon are pro skaters already!! and that gives them all the more reason to make jungkook into one

not to flex but uh they’re both quite already kNOWN

and jungkook hasn’t even started his pro career but he’s already known!!! both by his skills and the fact that he’s friends with these two champions

“i literally do not care if you beat me!! just come take the leap and be a pRO already, jungkook!!! it’s a loss as it is that you still consider yourself an amateur.”

their words, not his

ok uhm what if

what if jungkook opens a skate clinic?? he can do what he loves and in the same time, earn money!!

... yeah

okay!

that could work!! and if he feels extra prepared, then yeah maybe he’d be a pro

or would a skate clinic be useless if he isn’t a pro by then???

oh my god

jungkook’s so frustrated with all this sudden bombarding and it makes him want to tug at his hair

as much as he loves his hyungs, sometimes they just can’t seem to know when to back oFF and realize that their nudging is more like shoving

“do something productive and worth your time, jungkook. stop babysitting.”

namjoon says with an edge and that tames jungkook

what makes it worse was what they were implying in the first place

hoseok doesn’t make it discreet to look at taehyung and you

“tae, tae, look!! i’m doing it, i’m doing it!!”

you’re saying over your shoulder because omg you’re getting the lead and chimmy’s slowed down for some reason

well actually taehyung’s took it upon himself to stop behind you

“guys?”

you get an immediate answer when you feel someone effectively hALT you still and you almost fall on your ass just by the sheer strength of someone holding you up

jungkook’s holding you down and his hands are quite heAVy on your arms

there’s this unexplainable look on his face but you’re positive that it’s not one of happiness

“you should probably stop doing whatever it is that you’re doing.”

to be honest you’re unsure of how to react

but the way that jungkook looks like he’s mad at you and retreats back to those two guys with a scoff in his step --

it’s enough

it’s truly enough for you to reevaluate every decision you’ve ever made

maybe it’s simply not just a bad day for you and a case of overthinking thigs,, and it’s perhaps the fact that he want you to stop

stop whatever that is happening

you probably must be frozen in place because chimmy bounds and pounces at you

you probably must’ve looked like an utter fool,, skating in a tennis skirt and trying to outrace a damn dog in a fucking skatepark,, right in front of jungkook and his friends

“y/n, you uh, y’okay?”

tae’s worried because there’s an instant shift to your mood and he could only assume what you were feeling

tears prick at the back of your eyes and that’s the signal for you to gather your things in a flash because the last thing you’d want is to cRY in front of him

“y-yeah! i’m gonna go home, tae. chimmy’s looking for yoongi.”

the dog in question tilts his head because w hat now,,,.,., wha t,.,. he is???

you learned that dogs could smell emotions and that makes you even sadder

chimmy was behaved the whole time; didn’t even try straying you around when he keeps seeing umbrellas on the street even if he loves them

you’re okay

you should be okay

....

there’s something definitely off

yoongi’s cleaned everything and did his share of chores

the tv is still mounted and the microwave’s clean!!

chimmy didn’t have a toilet accident because if he did, he would’ve already picked it up

there’s definitely something off with yOU

because first of all, why are you here???

“not coming to the park?”

if he can recall correctly, no matter how knackered you were after work, you’d still go to the skatepark!!

... not unless you were injured??

nah because if you were injured then you’d be whining to him now

“nope :)”

you’re lying on the couch where he usually lies nowadays because you weren’t around!!

and you’re drinking from your mug that he’s claimed as his mug

and chimmy’s squished in between the tiny gap of you and the far edge of the couch

“and why?”

he’s always had answers for everything but his mind’s bLANK for this

“wanna spend time with you guys :)”

okay

that’s gotta be the answer, right???

this is definitely weird

for starters, it’s already 11 PM and jungkook’s still in the skatepark and he’s not even skating anymore

he’s just waiting

weird... you aren’t here.......

aH it’s nothing :D you’re probably just tired and didn’t want to go skate

oh and.. you’re not here the next day

or the next

or the nEXT

jungkook spends almost the entirety of his time in the park

he goes there at 3 in the afternoon and comes home at 11 in the evening

no big deal

half of the time is just spent him actually skating and the other is figuring out wHERE you are

uh maybe you’ve started to take ubers now every time you come home??

you’re not walking home anymore and the car would pass by the skatepark and jungkook wouldn’t have a single clue where you are

it’s also this time that it dawns on him that he has no means whatsoever to contact you

he didn’t ask for your number and didn’t exchange socials so he could only gUESS

he can’t come over to your apartment either because he hasn’t walked you home and therefore he wouldn’t know your address

holy shit he’s so dumb and jungkook misses you a lot

like a whole whole lot

he misses you holding onto his shoulders for support and misses your excited grin whenever you nail a trick and had a perfect run

there’s nothing that jungkook could dO besides wait

and miss you so much

and mope

kook doesn’t want to give up and miss a day because what iF you pass by when he’s not there???

he can’t have that and he wON’t have that

he’s just so antsy and he hasn’t had his fix of chimmy bounding towards him and the malamute intentionally pouncing on him whenever he’d drop-in so he could lose his balance

he just needs to see you and your duffel bag and the precious yet beat-up wristwatch you have and-

WAIT

THAT’S YOU!!!

jungkook’s brought his perfume the past few days because he wouldn’t want to be aND smell sweaty when he sees you again

he’s wearing a shirt this time and nOT a hoodie and it’s actually a nice shirt!! the pale orange makes his tattoos pop

he’s also wearing a watch so he could look business-ish and composed and he kinda hATES watches because uhhhh you ever heard of a phone, buddy??

you’re walking striaght and paying no mind at all and to your surrounding and-

there’s suddenly this cRASH in front of you and it makes you recall in response because that came out of nowhere

... and this feels oddly familiar

only this time though, it’s intentional and it’s jungkook who literally tHREW his skateboard down on the spot in front of you

“y/n? wow, what a coincidence!”

you didn’t expect to see jungkook as soOn as you anticipated that he wouldn’t be here

he laughs nervously and he tries not to overanalyze the fact that your face is blank

“yup. totally.”

you’re avoiding his gaze and meanwhile he’s searching desperately for yours

what is he feeling and why is it hurt and longing at the same time

“can i walk you home?”

the words tumble out of his mouth before he could even ponder over them longer

“i uh, i rEALLY can’t believe i never asked to walk you home!! or even ask for your number!!! but uHhhh it’s late at night and to be honest i don’t have your number and i just need to know that you’re safe and-”

he stops his rambling right there because he realizes that he’s a stuttering nervous mess

you’re a bit speechless because normally you’re the chatty one but this one.,.,,. this one’s a pleasant surprise

“yeah, yeah. okay :)”

he can’t believe either that you agreed to it but he’s immediately gathering himself and swoops your duffel for him to hold

he’s not gonna entertain a single complaint <3

it’s not exactly the most tensioned silence ever but it’s definitely nOT comfortable

“why didn’t you come to the park?”

okay well sHIT you didn’t expect him to be this straightforward

wait no

you shouldn’t be surprised!! after all, he probably did mean what he said the last time you’ve seen him

what are u gonna say now

well you coulD say that you’re busy and he’d probably fall for it!!

or reiterate the truth that he’s implied and say it with a straight face

“oh. i started intentionally falling on my ass because i missed you,” jungkook spills out of nowhere while waiting for your answer and he now realizes that might’ve been a little awkward

after all he dID admit that he missed you

ahem

“did i uhm... did i say something?”

he rephrases his question and he knows that this was the more appropriate one

your coping mechanism is to kick on the ground as if there were leaves and there are absolutely nO leaves <3

“jungkook, you told me to stop.”

he blinks rapidly at that as he tries to digest your words

he’s trying to backtrack as much as possible and it wasn’t that!!

he simply doesn’t wanna see you hurt

“i can’t explain it but holy shiT i can’t see you hurt!! a-and i know that being hurt in skating is normal but for sOME reason i can’t stand it when i see you in pain o-or-...”

jungkook just can’t explaiN what he feels

“i just -- i just don’t gEt why you’d want to be hurt?? whY are you doing this to yourself??”

you find him ridiculous and this whole situation is just rIDICULOUS

“jesus christ jungkook i did it to try and impress a guy!!”

that earns you a snort and you immediately go defensive

he seems irked and his eyes are just beGGING to be rolled

“who?? taehyung?? the guy who would’ve wiped you out if he did end up hitting you on the head with the deck just a little harder??”

“what? taehyung???” you’re so confused and jungkook hates it even more, “yeah, taehyung!!”

“i like you, jungkook!”

o-oh

uhm

a.....ha

“me?”

he points to himself to which you eagerly nod your head to

“can you excuse me for one second?”

he barely gives you the time to respond because he’s already walking away and biting his arm

he’s actually sCREAMING

you throw your head back because omg did the two of you just basically admit that you liked each other

jungkook jogs back to where you stand a presses a hefty kISS right on your cheek

he’s on too much of a high that he holds your hand and practically drags you along with him because he’s almost skIPPING from how happy he is

“okay. good. nice. very good!!!” he could now sigh in relief because whEW that robbed him off his breath

“because i fell for you when i first saw you.”

jungkook basically has nO filter now and it’s adorable because god he’s just so soft and you now know what’s going and this wouldn’t be just whatever

“huh. imagine if yOU fell for me too at the same time,,,, that would make me piss my pants.”

he cackles because wow he dO be funny :D

he’s turning to look at you to gauge at your reaction and the waY that you’re holding your eye contact with him is all-telling for your answer

oh my god

jungkook is wrapped around your pinky :’)

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aphrodite1288 · 4 years ago

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Not Quick disclaimer 💃

If any of y'all might be wondering...

I don't ruin Kaisoo's personal life...

I just..uhm..they want us all to know. 💁🏻‍♀️

And let me tell yall something.. Everyone in Korea knows of kadi even their haters...it's just us internationals who don't know shit. So I was just putting y'all on the board so that u won't look or feel like Delulus. It's sorry funny how everyone knows everything n y'all's look like shit all Stoopid in oblivion.

Everyone knows of kadi in Korea, Japan n China especially Hongkong n Tokyo Eksol.

So? Im just letting y'all know what everyone knows???

It's not like Kaisoo themselves or their supporters are trying to be low-key or anything..I mean Ji is an open book n ppl know everything.

And what I'm sharing with y'all is NOT A SECRET🤦🏻‍♀️ or that I'm invading their privacies...it's something THAT EVERYONE KNOWS...it's only US INTERNATIONALS who DON'T KNOW.

So no I'm just telling OLD things abt Kadi that Everyone Knows Of n Y'all Don't. And that Kadi themselves know everyone know abt them.

Guys Kaisoo n EunHae n Yunjae couples are huge in Korea n Japan😂 Chanbaek too!

And Why am I sharing things up so openly without being scared to invade their privacy or getting attacked by sasaengs or insiders??

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Korean Kaisooists are wilding in Twitter n Naver yallz have to go n take look to know that it's totally fine to share old stuff. They even share new stuff abt kadi. 🤦🏻‍♀️

It's bcuz wut I'm telling yall is something they got over it in Korea n Japan..old news that everyone knows of. So they won't care if I share anything also I'm a small account who cares?

Also Ksoo's brother is so famous in Soul he n his father are business men who own factories n everyone knows them.. his Bro has his own sites in which he shares things..he meets people n eksolz n Kaisooists everyday in his Jobs Hahahahhahaha Everyone knows Ksoo's family. They're not secretive. His mother has a her own business n everyone goes to visit her let's not say her profession..his father too is a business man that everyone knows. It's not a secret! Ksoo's family are famous cuz they're all business men n women!

I'm just reporting y'all what EVERYONE knows n YALL DON'T. I don't wanna post pics or screenshots cuz that would be the real privacy invasion.

But as long as I'm just blabbering who can sue me? I didn't post anything/any evidence such as pics (even if I have them but I won't) cuz that would be the real privacy invasion.

But since I'm not posting any pics or evidence why do y'all have to even believe me??

So please I know wut I'm doing I don't want anyone telling me what to do..cuz the last thing I would do is to harm my faves. 💁🏻‍♀️

Dude y'all beg for Tea n evidence but when u FINALLY GET IT.. y'all go all playing the mature n wanting to protect ur oppas like "NO BUT YOU'RE INVADING THEIR PRIVACY N EXPOSING THEM n THAT WOULD HURT THEM!" but you still enjoy the Tea.

And if anyone has a question come ask me don't go asking others and if u have something you feel uncomfortable with in my posts come n tell me I'm a cool person yall I DON'T BITE. Let's be a family n let's not bring e/o down.

Now I understand why no one tells y'all a thing..cuz y'all THRIVE for CONFIRMATION n VALIDATION of Kaisoo...but when u Get the Tea y'all ain't grateful instead u attack n play the MATURE OVERPROTECTIVE FAN who wants to PROTECc her Oppaball costs n Be acting up as "the MATURE LET'S NOT INVADE MY OPPA'S PRIVACY" FAN.

Now I know why KOREANS n ASIAN EKSOL in general DONT TELL US ANYTHING ABT THE EKSOZ. Cuz they see us childish n Stoopid enough not to tell us. Now I know why. Too bad we bring e/o down when we should be one.

#kaisoo #kadi #love #dika #kaisoo love #Everyone knows it's just you who don't boohoo!

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hi! first off i love your next gen fic and i'm OBSESSED with it! i was wondering if you could talk more about wyatt, chris, and melinda as characters and their relationships with each other? thanks!!

aaaa tysm! & i’d love to talk about wyatt chris & melinda bc i feel like that’s one of the most hmm what am i trying to say here it’s like we know chris and then we mostly know wyatt and we can infer how they interact together but then we know nothing about melinda in canon and how this third puzzle piece fits in to the rest of the equation and just sorta what they’re all like i also really like writing wyatt chris and melinda just bc they’re sorta like the most spread out i think they’re sorta the most “normal” pair of siblings like they’re scattered across northern california doing their own thing and they only interact with each other mostly a normal sibling amount as opposed to the cupitches who all live together and attend high school together and do basically everything together and the mitchell clan which has a psychic link between the twins and also henry and tam still live at home so like i feel like with wyatt chris melinda there’s sort of the most room for like. a subtler sibling relationship. like you don’t need to know all the details and the ins and outs the way you would with like phoebe’s kids because while phoebe’s kids are very much like a power of three wyatt chris and melinda are more of just three of their own people like if they discover some villain odds are they’ll do it themselves or with their own little team as opposed to about any other member of the family who, if they find evil, will almost immediately drag their siblings in. i also think wyatt chris and melinda is the sibling dynamic most rooted in like my own personal experiences bc like. idk it just is.

but let’s talk! so i’ve talked before about w/c/m and magic and wyatt & melinda’s relationships with piper and i think that’s just sorta a good jumping off point on how i view these characters bc like i know we know chris the most but it’s also p obvious that he’s the black sheep of the family so his personality doesn’t really work as a baseline for a child of piper and leo so instead i used my little noggin to think like hmm what do we know about piper and leo and what can we infer about how they raised their kids and we know that like they’re domestic like they’re such softies they’re such saps so like family dinners? big thing. i think that they would always make a conscious effort to like eat dinner together as a family every night, but then during that era when piper was just opening her restaurant (which by the way: let’s talk. formal? casual? california cuisine? italian? white glove? three dollar signs on google? do u need a reservation? What Is The Vibe. also the name halliwells. thots? i think that’s only a good restaurant name if it’s a hella kicked back place i think if it’s trying to be formal the name should be different feel free 2 share ur opinions.) like she’s working through y’know dinner bc that’s how restaurants work so she couldn’t really be home for family dinners so family breakfasts sorta became the new thing and since piper was always like bone tired the next morning it would be leo trying to make breakfast and then wyatt and chris would try to take up the mantle and then finally melinda when she was old enough and she was like the only one who was actually really good at it. i also think holidays are really big for the halliwells namely thanksgiving i have a personal headcanon that piper hosts this really big thanksgiving feast at magic school bc y'know it's like her family's p ingrained into magic school as a whole already it's implied in canon that leo teaches there i personally headcanon one of paige's jobs as finding witches and registering them at magic school, and helping with accommodations like there are dorms at magic school and all that especially bc uh the rate of orphan students is really much higher there than the average so like they really wanna make everyone there feel like family so like piper preps all this food at her restaurant and melinda helps with the cooking and wyatt gets really in to like decorating the main hall and all that chris not so much and he'll like grumble but he still tags along and helps out bc it's just like. fun to spend time with his family and all that thanksgiving is like arguably bigger than christmas in the halliwell household so basically what im getting at is there's this string communal bond there's this solid feeling of love and family that just definitely permeates thier lives like wyatt chris and melinda definitely have that sibling bind that gives them a strong power of three

but now that i've given two thicc paragraphs of preamble now ig it's time to actually talk about the sibling dynamic chris is the middle child which usually implies the role of the peacekeeper but we all know chris and we all know that's not happening he's definitely the most surly if anyone's playing the role of peacekeeper it's gonna be the empath i.e. melinda but like even then she's not so much about uhh keeping the peace as she is resolving the issue y'know i think outside of the home she seems like a really passive person someone who doesn't like making waves or creating unnecessary conflict but inside the home like she's grown up with these two assholes her entire life if someone's being a dick she's gonna tell it to their face she knows her brothers and as an empath she knows when it's time to you know just treat someone kindly and support them and she knows when it's time to go howsabout u pull ur head out of ur own ass and understand that there are bigger things at play here than just u moping around. i think that without melinda chris and wyatt would have just a lot more strained of a relationship due to well y'know everything but melinda doesn't let that shit slide and will set wyatt straight just as much as she does chris bc again she's an empath and she's very whitelighter-y she gets what needs to be said and without her i think something p unhealthy would grow in the space between wyatt and chris bc they’re just so different. like wyatt has immense power and like doesn’t care about he doesn’t really like Want it whereas chris would fuckin love not to be second place he’d love not to be viewed as the weak one and without a middleman like melinda i think the two would just have like. a really fucked up relationship. that and like melinda’s like an empath so you really don’t get to say whatever it doesn’t matter and leave an argument bc melinda’s already got a reading on you she can tell just how much you do care and she will try to resolve this on ur behalf w/o u there so if u want to prevent the misconstruing of words or the revealing of something too personal u gotta stay and u gotta work things out til there’s no bad blood.

i don’t think either one pair is closer than the others i think each sibling goes to another for very specific things like how you wouldn’t go to chris for advice on how to ask out ur crush just like you wouldn’t go to melinda for advice on how to sneak into the underworld w/o dad knowing i think the three of them all really have a symbiotic relationship where there’s not just one who falls behind or slips through the cracks. that being said, unlike with any other pairs of siblings (t/k/h and p/p/p) i don’t think any of their social circles overlap. like melinda’s friends and wyatt’s friends and chris’s friends are all three circles that do not touch. and i think that it honestly sorta helps their sibling dynamic bc it’s very much siblings in small doses; i think if they had constant exposure to one another their dynamic would not be what it is. oh also i think when they all hang out together their idiot quotient goes up like 250% like individually they’re all like small and detail oriented and what not and for some reason when they all hang out together they’re just fuckin stoopid

#charmed #charmed next generation #wyatt halliwell #chris halliwell #melinda halliwell #next gen #💌

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lunatens · 4 years ago

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HI LUNA I'M SO SORRY I'VE BEEN MIA BUT IM BACK NOW EHEHEHE lksjdflksd i love spelling it's just so interesting how words,,, come together?? like what? who ever thought? why not add those extra u's in there? THANK YOU I WROTE ONE ESSAY PER DAY SO NOT THE MOST PRODUCTIVE BUT LIKE I GOT THEM DONE AND THEY'RE PRETTY OKAY IMO SO YAY!!! slkdjfkds i read that as "you're too young" and i was like '??? okey dokey' but it's true!! i could never art haha i mean obv practice but,,, i'll stick to ++

NO WORRIES AT ALL BB IT IS A-OKAY 😎😎 BUT WELCOME BACK HEHE 💖💘💘💓💓

woAH an essay a day :o listen that sounds pretty productive to me and u know what doing something every day is better than nothing!!! 😌😌😌 which is what i did oops haha the new semester starts monday and i haven’t finished my final film backgrounds yet aaaaa i’m pROUD !! u wrote those essays!!!!!! best writer ever i think 🤩🤩

SLFKDKSJ YES ITS SO TRUE like ah yes,, gotta,,, study their personalities and stuff mhm yes homework it’s important 😌 aND YES TBZ = WOWOWOWOW 🥺🥺 such amazing boys (or..boyz hehe)

AND YES UR ASKS LITERALLT MAKE ME SO HAPPYYYYYY 😭😭😭 i love them so much ok it’s always so fuN to come on here and be like ohohoho what does 🌻 have to say today!!!! you’re always so sweet and so funny i 😭💖💘💘💘💓

oh yes it’s bang chan lol!!! too many chans 😳 but yeah idk why he just gave me chan vibes so i was like i dub thee chan and that was like two years ago i think? so then i was like well gotta name them all after idols now ig 🥴 but yeah it’s not something i like go out and tell people really so we good 😌😌

LOL as you can see it was not on anon but yes that’s ok!!! i’ve seen u in my notifs hehehe and now i know it’s you!! 🤩🤩 now we can be moots hehe alsO UR NAME IS STORM THATS SO COOL :O

ALSO OKAY Y/N IS 🧠🤏SMALL BRAIN OK don’t ask me why in sm!aus i always gotta make y/n be ✨extremely stoopid✨ at least to some degree glsksk but grrRRR tbh girl needs to have some sense knocked back into her 😤😤dw dw it’ll all be ok in the end or will it?👀

OFMGKSK HOME RUN ON THE LATE LATE SHOW 😭😭😭😭 THEY DID SUCH A GOOD JOB i loved the concept omg 🥺 also dw it’s okay i’ve watched the performance on youtube like a million times (my dad walked in and was like they have a lot of backup dancers and i was like No That’s Just Them)

i’m glad you’ve been doing well!! i’m so sorry things there have been so bad though, i hope you’re doing ok with all that pls you can always talk to me as much as you want about it!!!!!! gosh what a week indeed, i hope things will start to get better soon even if it’s just a little bit at a time 🥺💖 it will be okay!

DLGKJS YOURE SO SWEET I CANT—i’m feeling good though and eating and drinking water and sleeping and all that jazz!! i’m..not being as productive as i should but it’s so hard to motivate myself to do school stuff when i’m at home on break 😔 i’m going back up north tomorrow though! which i’m a lil not looking forward too skfjdjsj mostly because i don’t wanna go back to school where i have like basically no free time at all 😭😭 oh well in 4 months i’ll be done forever 😼😼

ANYWAYS that was so sweet of u like my heart is 💗💗💗💗 omg 🥺🥺 also all those questions back at you how are yOU are you taking care of yourself??? getting outside and stuff?? 🔫 i hope you’ve had a lovely day/night too!!!! forever sending u all the love 😌💖💝💝💕💞💗💓💘💖

#also yes pls send me entire essays i LOVE IT #ask #🌻 anon

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brrahbrrahcharacterimagines · 6 years ago

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Insufferable (Rick Grimes x Reader)*SMUT*

MASTERLIST

Pairing: Rick Grimes x Reader

Word Count: 2012

Warnings: SEX, age gap, danger, killing zombies, Dom/Sub dynamic, daddy kink, spanking, cursing, kinky sex, cum

Request: COULD U lol make a fanfic with rick and the reader and the reader being younger than him and he treats her like a kid and she gets pissed with it and goes out and does something stoopid to prove a point and the reader and rick argue bad and it gets really hot real fast and rick has to show the reader who’s boss LMAO and it gets really kinky really tough and yh :)))) lol thank u @bvyppp

A/N: Yea there isn’t a whole lot of backstory. It’s pretty much all sex. I guess that’s what happen when I don’t see my boyfriend for over a week ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

God that man aggravated you to no end.

All you had done was ask to go on a supply run. He was going out to try and scavenge the surrounding area, and you figured you would be able to help. Instead you got a lecture about how dangerous it is beyond the wall.

Although you had been living in Alexandria long before Rick and his group came along, you had spent years on the outside of those walls. You knew how to handle yourself around walkers, and everybody knew it. Everybody except for Rick, it seemed. Years of fighting the dead didn’t count for anything in his eyes. He treated you as if you had no knowledge of the outside world, no knowledge of how to defend yourself.

Sure, you may have been younger than him. He was in his early forties and you were just about to hit thirty. That still gave him no right to baby you. You were a fully-grown adult woman who could damn well handle herself. You just had to find a way to prove that to him.

Finally you got your chance. A small hoard of walkers had made its way towards the Alexandria walls. A group of survivors began forming with Rick as their leader, arming themselves to go take on the threat as a group. Before they got the chance, you snuck out the front gate, running towards the group with a bow and a quiver full of arrows.

You aimed at the first walker, quickly shooting it through the eye. It collapsed to the ground, causing the rest of the undead to look to you. You readied your bow and arrow again, taking aim at the walker that seemed to be the closest to you. Once again you shot the arrow right through its eye, killing it instantly. You had gotten to be an amazing archer over the years, needing a way to kill targets silently from a distance. Plus, the arrows were retrievable unlike a bullet. You picked the walkers off one by one, dwindling their number from somewhere around ten down to only one in less than a minute. You readied your last shot, taking aim at the final walker.

“Y/N!” You heard a voice call, startling you and breaking your concentration. The arrow went flying, hitting the walker in the arm. You turned back to see Rick and the others running towards you from the gate. You reached into your quiver, only to feel nothing. You panicked. Overconfident, you hadn’t brought any extra arrows. You reached for the knife you always kept on your belt loop, grabbing the hilt as you felt two cold arms grab at your shoulders.

You fell to the ground, losing your grip on the knife. It slid out of the holster and across the pavement, just out of your reach. You used both hands to push on the torso of the monster on top of you, trying to keep its snarling jaws away from you. It reeked of death and decay, and you had to try not to vomit then and there.

Despite your best efforts, the creature seemed to get closer and closer to your face. It’s snapping teeth were mere inches from your nose. Just as you thought it was all over, its head exploded and the walker fell limp onto you. You pushed it off, jumping quickly to your feet as you wiped the putrid blood onto your sleeve.

Rick stormed up to you angrily, his eyes on fire.

“What the hell did you think you were doing?” He snarled. “Thanks to you I had to waste a bullet. Thankfully I had a silencer, otherwise all the walkers in the area would be flocking to us thanks to you.”

You looked up at him defiantly, refusing to let him scold you like a little girl.

“I can handle myself, Rick. If it weren’t for you I could have shot every single one of them.”

“You didn’t bring any more arrows,” he retorted.

“I brought enough, I could have killed the last one if you hadn’t distracted me.”

“Well if you are so easily distracted, you shouldn’t have come out here on your own.” He said. You could hear the anger dripping off his tone. By this time you were walking back to the wall, the group opening the gate for you. Rick was hot on your heels the whole time.

“You shouldn’t have gone out there on your own.”

“I am more than capable of defending myself,” you scoffed.

“You could have gotten hurt,” he said as you stomped up the steps into your house.

“Well I didn’t, did I?” You said sarcastically, although with your tone it was clear to anybody listening that you were pissed off. To your displeasure, Rick pushed the door open before you could slam it on him, slamming behind himself instead.

“Only thanks to me, you had a walker inches from your face.”

Only then did you notice your position. You had turned to face him, leaving you with your back mere inches from the wall. He had stormed close to you, getting right up in your face as he yelled at you. You had hated that in the moment but noticing now how close he was it might not have been so bad. His piercing blue eyes burned into your own (E/C) eyes, sending a wave of arousal course through you.

“I could have handled it.” You said, but with less conviction as he walked closer to you, making you press your back to the wall. Your breath caught in your throat as he placed his arms on either side of your head, trapping you in place.

“You’re insufferable,” he said before bending down to capture your lips with his own. You hungrily kissed him back with a passion that you hadn’t even known was inside of you. He pressed his body against yours as you reached up to tug on his hair. He let out a growl, bucking his hips towards you. He moved his lips to your neck, no doubt leaving bright red hickies behind that you would have to try and cover up for the next week. It would be nice trying to explain to everyone why you were wearing so many scarves all of a sudden. You let out a moan as he found your sweet spot, biting and sucking at the sensitive skin. The noise only encouraged him.

“Bedroom,” he muttered huskily as he pulled away. You wanted to whimper at the loss of contact but you restrained, instead turning to rush down the hallway to your room. You felt him slap you on the but as he followed you, making you squeal.

“Get on the bed.” He ordered. You complied. “Take off those pants.”

You looked into Rick’s eyes, ready to respond with something witty, but instead you found yourself speechless. He was staring at you hungrily, desiring you more than anything. Your eyes traveled down to his own pants, seeing the growing bulge forming just under his belt.

“Did you hear me?” He asked. “Take. Them. Off.”

You shuffled out of your pants faster than you had ever done so before, turning to look up at Rick innocently. He stayed standing on place.

“Aren’t you going to join me?” You purred. You saw his Adam’s apple bob as he swallowed. You were enjoying the effect you had over him.

“Not quite yet,” he replied, making you cock your head in confusion. “You’ve been a bad girl.”

Oh, you thought.

“Get on your hands and knees.” You did so, making Rick chuckle as you turned your ass towards him. “You’re so eager,” he said, pulling your panties down so that your lower half was entirely exposed to him. “You’re so fucking wet Kitten.”

You moaned at the nickname, but it turned into a yelp as you felt his hand come into contact with your ass.

“You shouldn’t have gone out there today.” He said, kneading your ass to soothe the pain. That only lasted so long before he slapped your ass again. “Why did you go out there?”

“I wanted to prove myself to you,” you said. There was no use lying, the man had you in the palm of his hand.

“Why, Kitten?” He asked with another smack to your ass. “Were you trying to make me proud?”

“No,” you said, earning another slap. This one was much harder, but it still made you bite back a moan.

“No, what?” He said.

“No, Sir.” Rick groaned at your words.

“Good job, Kitten. Now answer me.”

“You treated me like a child. I wanted you to see I can handle myself.”

“But could you?” He asked.

“What?” Another slap. You knew your ass must be bright red.

“Could you handle yourself?”

“No Sir,” you moaned. “I needed you.”

“Fuck yea you did.” He said. You heard him unzip his pants and take them off. “Take that shirt off.” He said, You did as he said quickly. “Bra too.”

By the time it was unclasped, Rick’s pants were off his legs and he was pulling his shirt over his head. Years of surviving in this world had made his body quite toned, but he was also covered in scars. You had to admit that they might have turned you no even more.

You had turned to face him, and he used this to his advantage as he shoved you onto the bed. He pressed his lips to yours roughly, but you noticed a certain sweetness to it as well. You didn’t dwell on that thought for long as he reached one hand up to your wet pussy. He ran a finger between your lips before making his way to your clit, rubbing lazy circles around it.

“Rick,” you moaned, eliciting a groan from him.

“Fuck Y/N, you’re so wet for me.” You began to grind your hips against his hand, eager for more pressure. “What do you think you’re doing Kitten?”

“I need you Daddy,” you moaned. Rick pulled away only long enough to remove his underwear before returning his lips to yours. You didn’t have to ask him twice.

He slammed into you without warning, making you see stars. It had been a long time since you had had sex, and it hurt as his cock filled you up.

“You’re so tight around my dick Baby,” he said. He began thrusting slowly, picking up momentum as you began to move your hips. You moaned as he began thrusting faster, pounding you harder and harder with each thrust. He moved his finger down to you clitoris, pressing hard and making you moan as he rolled it between his fingers.

“Do you like it when I fuck you?” He asked. His voice sent shivers down your spine.

“Yes,” you said.

“Yes what?” He said, stopping his hips. You whined, rolling your hips to feel friction again.

“Yes Daddy. It feels so good when you fuck me.”

“You’re such a good girl Kitten,” he said, “so compliant.” He was right, and you moaned.

He returned his hand to your clitoris, circling it and bringing you closer to the edge as he kissed your collarbone. You felt the feeling build in your stomach before you felt your walls clench around him, bringing himself to his own high. He came inside of you, pulling out after his orgasm was finished. He continued rubbing your clitoris until you came down from your own, then rolled off of you and onto his back beside you. You curled up to him, throwing a leg across his and laying your head on his chest.

“This doesn’t mean that I’ll be compliant outside of the bedroom,” you muttered, making him chuckle,

“Oh I know,” he replied. “I like that you’re feisty. It makes it even better when you get so submissive.”

You blushed, burying your face in Rick’s chest.

“Round two?” You asked, propping yourself up to look into his eyes.

“I can’t argue with that.”

#rick x reader #rick grimes x reader #The Walking Dead #the walking dead x reader #rick grimes #rick #grimes x reader

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waiting-to-wear-cute-fits · 3 years ago

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I hope at least 1 person enjoys this mess. This took me half my sleeping playlist and more thinking than should ever be allowed to make. Also, remember this was made at 3am. I have no clue wtf i wrote here, but i stand with it.

1. Spotify

2. Hella messy

3. Brown

4. I don't like my birthname cuz it's trauma related and doesn't fit whatever gender i have. I obv do like my chosen name

5. Single ;-; buuut after 4 minths, crushing on someone finally

6. Chaotic, lost, positive (but not really)

7. Aquagreen ish? Idfk at this point, some asy blue, others aqua, others green. But I'm hoping to dye it dark green soon

8. Lolz i can't drive

9. Thrifstoresssss

10. What in the actual world is going on, why does it look straight and gay at the same time and why does it somewhat work? Also, changes every day

11. Tumblr and pinterest lmao. Oh ye and tiktok but i never said that

12. Idk mate, i sleep on a matress on a floor placed underneath the loft bed i used to sleep in when i was 4. It's the matress that fits in that bed. You make it up.

13. Yup! 2, love em

14. Literally anywhere with my bestie and some friends. That would probably be in some cotaage in the forest

15. Low exposure and blur lmao

16. Catrice cuz it's cheap 😣 i do not support what they do tot animals. Aandd Yves Rocher.

17. Like 4, but only cuz i dance lmao

18. Winx club? Idfk probably soon to be heartstopper but I'm putting myself on reading the comics first.

19. 37-38 EU

20. 164cm / 5'4

21. Sneakers

22. Used to, before covid, but only the gyms with the creepy men are opened, the nice ones with the old granny's all closed

23. A FUCKING PICNIC, PLEASEEEE I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR LIKE 3 YEARS. Just overal tbh, any date would be nice atm, i haven't had a single one in my life.

24. Literally 0 fucking nothing. Unless u count my bankcard. That probably has like 3 euros

25. Currently non, but i wore one white sock with chilli peppers and one green sock with watermelons today.

26. 2 and a huge bear to cuddle cuz I'm SINGLEEE AND TOUCHSTARVED.

27. Nope lol, i once got accepted at a job, didn't even get to go to work once and got fired 🥰😍 I'm currently hoping to find a job in some coffeeshop for the summer. Yk, meeting the gays and making money. Would be nice

28. Actually, quite many.

29. Bro i actually genuinely don't know. My mind erases literally everything

30. VANILLA and lavender

31and 32 Oofff idfk imma just pur some random names i like. Athena; Violet; Nuri; Moss (we're not going to talk abt the fact 1 of these is just my best friends name

33. Oooff I'm really bad at this film stuff. But probably Timothée Chalamet

34. ZENDAYAAAA

35. ZENDAYA 😩😩 aaand Billie and Conan and Harry

36. Bestie i barely ever watched a movie. But proabbly charlie and the chocolate factory and i also enjoyed little women might just be ciz of the actors.

37. YESS FINALLY MY TYPA QUESTION. Uhh, when i comes to my favourite books, quite hard cuz i read like a LOT. Buut a classic, the fault in our stars. And then 2 dutch books, 'het geheugenboek' and 'alaska' but ye for the most part i forgot about many books or mixed them up.

38. Money tbh lmao 💀 doing stupid impulsive shit is so fun, but i need the money yk. Like how am i supposed to get random piercings and tattoos and dye my hair when I'm hella broke.

39. My deadname had a nickname that some of my old friends are still allowed to use. My parents think my chosen name is my nickname. And my besfriend calls me all typa cute things like 'bitch, dumbass, stoopid'

40. Literally once for myself. Ended up being there for an hour snd nothing was wrong.

41. BESTIE ARE YOU CRAZY, nah i can't choose sorry.

42. Jupp haha people always think I'm fucking crazy with the shit ton ammount of stuff i take. Also, i forgot my antidepressants again i think.

43. Dry and oily mixed 😍 also full of acne ;-;

44. Losing the ppl i love and being alone.

45. None lmao, u crazy?

46. Either a random bun or just having it hanging loose. For danceclass a ponytail

47. Just an ugly house that's medium-sized

48. Billieeeeee 😩 and jisoo when it comes to the way she looks.

49. I don't remember, but it was probably someone in the street saying my hair looks cool or whatever. I also remember this kid asking if I'm a mermaid and saying i must be cuz of my hair and because i was pretty or whatever. Pretty cute lolz.

50. HAHAHAAA i sent a text to my bestfriend rantind about how i stupidly replied to my crush' story at 2 am and how she'll think I'm absolutely insane

51. Uuh i think i knwo when i was 5 but i didn't really care, i went to ask when my brother was like 6 and figured it out, so i was probably 8.

52. Like one of those cute little ones that make u go 'ooohh' don't ask me for the name. I have no clue.

53. Yk, I'm a fucking simp, i thonk it looks hot, but PLEASEE DONTTT at least not regularly.

54. No lmao i quit school

55. Dancerrrr

56. Tf u talking about. I'm European

57. Yessirrr always ahhahaaa

58. Nooo 😭

59. Really depends. But when I'm posing, i don't really, or only with a closed mouth

60. Pfff waaay too manym probably like 10.000 idfk

61. Yeah lmao, ya gurl can't hold in their pee for the life of it

62. Yesssss ofcourseeee omg

63. Idfk what Wendy's is, so imma say mc donalds lmao?

64. Lol whut idek ketchup?

65. Literally whatever the fuck i can blindely grab, usually just some random big shirt and whatever shorts or joggings i find

66. A WHAT?

67. Dance but it's not just a hobby, reading, photograpy, some crocheting. Yk, a bit of everything

68. Somewhat, yeah if i try.

69. Yes, i play the piano. I quit lessons though

70. A dutch artist 'toerist Le Mc' I'm pretty sure. Would've been Måneskin if that cobcert didn't get rescheduled

71. COFFEE ALL THE WAY but i do drink tea too

72. Starbuckssss

73. Let's start with not ending up as a sinlge catmom, shall we

74. H and E. My best friend doesn't even know this bruhhh i feel like I'm betraying him now

75. BESTIE I'M STILL SINGLE. But if it fits my name, probably yeah.

76. Someone tell me, idfk everything looks weird except for brown and grey. Or maybe i just have less style than i thought.

77. Yessss 😭 my friends from school and definitly my best friend. Also my childhood best friends for some reason. And my gothmother who lives in Italy

78. Closed, bestie, first of all, I'd wake up to a yelling mom about how messy my room is, my cat would murder my laptop and some monster would murder me if i left it open.

79. Yeah lol. Tf else are the shadows i see and the touch i feel sometimes.

80. gurl to thins day idfk what a pet peeve is lmao

81. Uuuh i think my mom

82. Ppfftt idfk probably vanilla, basic but guuudd

83. WHAT? i never had fucking golden oreos and i only ever have knockoff glutenfree oreos

84. What in the world. I know i like those chocolate sprinkle thingies for on ur bread but i also know that basically no one outside of the dutch part of belgium or fromt he Netherlands knows it.

85. A white huge shirt from my dad that says 'all the arms we need' with 2 people hugging in the middle. I think it's a protest shirt against some war or otherwise he probably got it at some hippie shop

86. Billie eilish and conan gray

87. Both lmao, depends on my mood and where i am in my stresslevels and the people I'm with.

88. Yesssss unless they are too harsh with it and it breaks off or run their fingers all the way through when it's not brushed.

89. Yeahh, they're sweethearts.

90. Yes, twice a day.

91. Nope unless u count the being jigh on no sleep in 3 whole night. I hallucinated cuz of that like 4 times before. Good times

92. Nope

93. Some random mix of veggies and potatoes

94. Oh bestie i couldn't tell u, there's so many. Mind u, i listen to music 24/7

95. Summer. Actually, spring, but yk

96. Night, but also spring afternoons

97. Dark chocolate, preferably 80%cocoa at least.

98. May or june probably

99. Libraaaaa

100. I think that must be the people i was with at camp.

Unusual Asks

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?

is your room messy or clean?

what color are your eyes?

do you like your name? why?

what is your relationship status?

describe your personality in 3 words or less

what color hair do you have?

what kind of car do you drive? color?

where do you shop?

how would you describe your style?

favorite social media account

what size bed do you have?

any siblings?

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

favorite snapchat filter?

favorite makeup brand(s)

how many times a week do you shower?

favorite tv show?

shoe size?

how tall are you?

sandals or sneakers?

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describe your dream date

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

what color socks are you wearing?

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do you have a job? what do you do?

how many friends do you have?

whats the worst thing you have ever done?

whats your favorite candle scent?

3 favorite boy names

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favorite actor?

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favorite movie?

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?

money or brains?

do you have a nickname? what is it?

how many times have you been to the hospital?

top 10 favorite songs

do you take any medications daily?

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

what is your biggest fear?

how many kids do you want?

whats your go to hair style?

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)

who is your role model?

what was the last compliment you received?

what was the last text you sent?

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

what is your dream car?

opinion on smoking?

do you go to college?

what is your dream job?

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?

do you have freckles?

do you smile for pictures?

how many pictures do you have on your phone?

have you ever peed in the woods?

do you still watch cartoons?

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

Favorite dipping sauce?

what do you wear to bed?

have you ever won a spelling bee?

what are your hobbies?

can you draw?

do you play an instrument?

what was the last concert you saw?

tea or coffee?

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

do you want to get married?

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

are you going to change your last name when you get married?

what color looks best on you?

do you miss anyone right now?

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

do you believe in ghosts?

what is your biggest pet peeve?

last person you called`

favorite ice cream flavor?

regular oreos or golden oreos?

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?

what shirt are you wearing?

what is your phone background?

are you outgoing or shy?

do you like it when people play with your hair?

do you like your neighbors?

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

have you ever been high?

have you ever been drunk?

last thing you ate?

favorite lyrics right now

summer or winter?

day or night?

dark, milk, or white chocolate?

favorite month?

what is your zodiac sign

who was the last person you cried in front of?

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okneiljos · 6 years ago

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reasons the umbrella academy is my new favorite show (and why i have seven new children):

• they are all my actual children with whom i fell in love with instantly like i instantly adopted them the moment they were introduced bc when i saw klaus i was like “uwu i luv” and with allison i was “A WOMAN” with vanya i was “tALENT” and so on

• klaus

• the dance montage in ep 1 was literally one of the most iconic moments i have ever seen in my entire life

• bc luther literally had just accused his entire family of murdering their father and then he goes into his room to his moutain of records and is like “hmm what will possibly mend this? what can bring us closer as a family? what can make this better? what can make me feel better” and the choice of song has me in an early grave bc his solution was to start dancing his problems away and honestly same bc he then does it AGAIN later on

• number five’s badass killing of like 5 grown ass men

• the fact that he is a 60 year old man inside a 13 year old body and i, too, am a teenager with the intellect and soul of a senior citizen

• also the fact that the first thing he does when he gets back is makes himself a peanut butter and marshmallow sandwich and that was what vanya made for him when he was away so he wouldn’t come back and be lost :’)

• klaus in the skirt “is that my skirt?” and the fact that klaus’ response to this is “its a little dated...but it airs out the bits” and fives comment on it im gone

• ALL OF KLAUS’ CRACKHEAD MOMENTS I LOVE MY CHILD

• i’m sorry but literally all of his comments sent me

• the run boy run scene was so cinematic holy crap like whoever did the soundtrack and editing did such a good job bc the scenes were cut together so well and the flashbacks and the music went perfectly with the scenes like ???? it was so amazing

• klaus trying to be a Good Big Bro and protec five from the fight between luther and diego and five just slaps his hand away

• the funeral scene where everyone is like “plz stop” and then klaus is like “hIT HIM!” had me gONE and this man showed up with a pink umbrella while everyone else had perfectly reasonable mourning umbrellas

• also klaus’ choice of clothing throughout the entire series will truly haunt me because he is a Disaster Gay™️ if i’ve ever seen one but he’s the best kind like the skirt, those low-rise leather pants with that top PLUS the cardigan like... sweetie

• bEN PLZ DONT GET ME STARTED

• ben could’ve left or gone ANYWHERE BUT HE STAYED WITH KLAUS PLZ IM BOUTA CRY YALL

• the scene where luther and diego are trying to get into the van, like once wasn’t enough but they did that shit AGAIN and looked at each other like -_- and finally luther has the audacity to say “i’m number one” im skdkskdk

• the fact that they fight all the time but the moment one of them are threatened they all bring the thunder and the claws come out and it’s totally on and i’m like wow uwu, like even though they are estranged they really do love each other

• the office scene with five and klaus im DONE WITH MY LIFE “what about my consent”

• during the fight scene in the house klaus is oblivious and is dancing around in a bath towel (with one in his hair as well) and that was so funny to me it got even funnier when ben poked his head in and tried to warn him like “klaus, our whole family is about to be slaughtered, klaus hello, klaus gunfire is raining down, okay whatever” and then he leaves, presumably to watch over them and the intruders and then klaus gets kidnapped but that had me

• the torture scene “there’s nothing like a little strangulation to get the blood flowing” plz klaus i can only handle so much wheezing before my lungs give out

• also “plz make him stop talking” like it was becoming torture for the torturers torturing him im—

• the ice cream truck scene which is made 100000% better bc klaus can’t/doesn’t know how to drive and yet diego is like “GO FASTER!!” and cute lil ben is like “wheeeeee” im so gone for this family man

• the scene with allison and luther in the booth had me in my feels + on the phone how you could hear the “SPACE BOY” that right there was really freaking cute

• diego with the “guns are for sissy’s, real men throw knives!” for some reason this just really stuck with me and like then i realized like that’s his entire brand in life... just knife boi.

• the entire bowling alley scene was the funniest thing to me skskakskxi “ur two dads” “i’d rather chew off my own foot” “maybe they’re here for kenny’s birthday party”

• diego’s stutter coming back during times of stress really made me so sad and like upset and i wanted to hug him

• vanya’s feelings of sorrow and isolation made me feel so sorry for her and then this dude comes in and uses and takes advantage of her but she shouldn’t have done that to her sis bc they were both like what 7 when their father made allison do that ??

• klaus’ battle for sobriety throughout the entire series he is so strong <3

• klaus’ power up in the last ep akskdjdj yes sweetie you get yours

• ben is literally the biggest bean ever but he also socks klaus in the face bc he’s like “i need u to stop being stoopid for two seconds”

• “shut up... said with love” and the “drop dead.” gasp “low blow” i love their relationship so much it literally meant everything to me bc ben is klaus’ biggest fan and like i cry thinking about that ya kno

• how allison literally diSPATCHED RAPER FACE GUY IN VANYA’S APPARTMENT sis knew something wasn’t right

• hazel literally eating everything in sight identified with me on a spiritual level

• diego and klaus little talk and ride along bc it was just so pure like diego loves his family soooo much even tho sometimes (like luther) he says mean shit he will do whatever is necessary to protect/save them

• klaus sets the table for himself, five, luther, AND ben i’m kdksk crying im crying is what im doing ok im just gonna be in the corner and the others don’t even mention it like ?? kskaak do they not notice it or do they know

• vanya’s badass white suit and violin change at the end there like ICONIC much

• vanya flipping that car, her at the show like im shaken to my core here skakaoso

• five just like five man “i was going to ask what you were doing but then i realized i don’t care.” like he’s such a mood.

• klaus and five are my biggest moods,, the biggest crackhead and the biggest narcissist

• THE ENDING AKSKDIDJSK I NEED MORE GIVE ME MORE OF MY CHILDREN PLZ PLZPLZPzlzzpzlzl

(there is so much more i could say but i wrote this in like 20 minutes off the top of my head if you can think of anything else plz let me know, also i tried to put this in some semblance of order bc when i wrote it it wasn’t ordered at all so sorry if it’s a mess, also sorry about the grammatical errors i know there surely are that i didn’t catch - not including the ones i did on purpose)

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jksangelic · 5 years ago

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21 questions!!!! ty for tagging me @jamaisjoons ilysm!!!!

1. nickname: selene bc that’s my alias :D selene bean by yiruma, tiny loser by my tig biddy beta reader, faif/faithy/faithful bc faith my real name 🤔

2. zodiac: aries sun but cancer moon so as much as i’d like to fiGHT i,,, am too babie

3. height: 5’4

4. hogwarts: uh i don’t know harry potter but can i be the flying ball thing

5. last thing i googled: sanrio wallpapers LOL idk how to explain that

6. favorite musicians: the 1975 (don’t come for me i’ve been listening to them since i was 12), hers, the walters, vampire weekend, fleetwood mac, the cure, the strokes, no vacation, willow, clairo, the cranberries, slow pulp, the neighbourhood, summer salt, doja cat, brockhampton, amine, tyler the creator, rex orange county, kali uchis, the list goes on jfc—

7. songs stuck in my head: i’ll make a little list

1. say so (doja cat)

2. like that (doja cat and gucci mane)

3. the entire album of ginger (brockhampton)

4. king for a day (pierce the veil (throwback lol))

5. sex money feelings die (lykke li)

6. tkm (boy pablo)

7. lots of k-r&b as of recent

8. following: 63

9. followers: more than i could ever ask for ily

10. do you get asks: typically only if i’m active

11. amount of sleep: a fucking lot bro i’m actually thinking abt going to the doctor abt it 🤡 might got me some narcolepsy

12. what are you wearing: (ooh sexy) oversized knit sweater, leggings and chonky boots lmao ifykyk

13. dream job: software engineer in artificial intelligence

14. dream trip: philippines (: it’s where my family is but my hispanic mom never let me go as a kid 🥴

15. instruments: i used to play the guitar as a kid but i don’t know jack shit now. i’d like to be a drummer if i ever got around to learning something!

16. languages: english and enough spanish to get me by

17. favorite songs: check list but also anything alternative with heavy lyrics and a sick surf drip broski 🚬🤘🏻🛹

18. if you were an animal what would you be: i used to say hyena but now i’ll say a doberman?? like the dog??? partially bc i have one and partially bc a lot of people both irl and online think i’m intimidating at first glance but really i’m just ,,, stoopid

19. favorite food: sadly, bbq ))): lots of meat.

20. random fact: i was at barricade for rose bowl bts concert + taehyung fell in love w me at first sight and now we’re married

21. my aesthetic: (can i describe by like??? a shitty movie reference?) jennifer’s body in the context that i care a lot abt my looks (narcissistic as fuck it’s gross) and would definitely kill a man (edit: in short, “look cute eat boy” is my aesthetic thank you)

tagging!!!!: @taesmia @taendrils @johobi @jinitude @readyplayerhobi @prolixitae @kinktae @koyacult @lunyua @nochanchu @bwisun (i’m sorry i kinda just,,,, keyboard smashed bc i don’t really have too many close moots,,, let me learn abt u shawty!!!! 🤔🛹🤠)

#tag games #mentions #mutuals #selene thinks #not bts #about me #this was fun thank u!!!! pls tag me if u do it????#i really wanna make more friends )))):

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marcellaisnotme · 5 years ago

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to everyone.

to all the amazing people that light up my 2019, let's continue our journey to 2020. 2019 has been pretty amazing to me than last year and i'm rather excited for what's going to come on 2020. its a bit frightening but at the same time i'm ready to face it.

i'm dedicating each of you who got this page a personal message <3

let me start it with my loving Ren ♡ we met not that long ago but long enough for me to call you a special friend. i love hanging out with you, i love ranting everything to you cause you're a really good listener, advisor and most importantly a really great sidekick. okno. you know what to say to make me feel better and i admire that you can think of so much in a short amount of time. the way you handle everything is very responsible and careful, i look up to you alot. let's be more closer and share more stupid shitposts (RED VELVET PLSSS). i love you!!

Jason ♡ we known each other for a very long time but we always been pretty close to each other, but sometimes we don't talk and we argue that one time. and you went missing too but when you came back i was really excited. you were really funny and entertaining. just what i need, just what i wanted. we have a love hate relationship and we never get tired of each other and buuuu-ing each other everytime. okno. you are special to me and i cant find another jason to replace. thanks for being such a great friend. i love you!!

Juan ♡ my favorite movie partner and cuddle buddy <3 the one that would always tell stupid jokes which myself find it really funny even when it's pretty dumb. the one who never get tired of me punching you in the arm. okno. i wanna spend more time watching movies with you cause i personally hate watching movies cause i'm a book person. but when i watch it with you and hear you explaining to me everything made me love movies. pstt. only when i watch it with you <3 HAHAHA let's do more movie dates next time juan, because movies are not watch worthy without you. okno. i love you!!!

bwi ♡ as much as i find you pretty annoying and such a coward but i really know how it takes courage to do something. i know how does it feel when you feel like doing something. but it's find. i dont judge you for it ok? i was just messing around with you cause your reaction is always funny i dont wanna miss it. OKNO. if you havent moved on completely, it's fine. it takes time to heal and takes time to grow. i hope you have a better life and be happy in 2020. i love you!!

Belle ♡ SINCE YOU'RE A GIRL NOW IMMA CALL YOU BELLE. okno you were a guy when we first met and first dated. okno. i can't believe we made it till today even when we dont talk that much these days. i just want you to know even when i'm very very very annoying and stoopid but i am really thankful that you were always there listening to my probs and teas :(( i'm so dramatic. wipes non existent tears. okno. be less busy so that i can kacau you more :(( i love you!!

Kitty Kou ♡ my wife :(( my husband soulmate boyfriend girlfriend my everything :(( screams i miss you so much we're not talking much this days are you THAT busy gimme attention bich :(( okno. i'm glad that you are fine now (i can see and feel it) also i dont want you to be sad no more cause you dont deserve to be :(( i'll karate anyone that tries to mess with you i swear >:( i love you soooo much you're my fav bestie ever you listen to me and play along with me cause thats what soulmates do :(( dont ever leave my side or i'm gonna tie u to me so that you wont escape HAH take that :(( i love you bb♡

Qhal ♡ you stick up to me since day-1 and thats what i love about you. you grew into a better person, you were so much braver and bolder plus happier these days and i've never been so proud of you. i hope your happiness last till next year and the following and forever. every day is a new day. you dont have to close old books and open new ones. you dont have to be someone you're not and importantly, you dont have to do things for anyone else. yourself is your top priority and always remember that you're just as important. seeing you happy makes me happy. we've been friends for god knows how long and you never left my side, ever. you're always a special friend to me. you're always in my heart. i love you!!

Irwin ♡ not gonna deny you're always there for me when i'm in an existential crisis. okno. you're such a fun and funny person to talk with. i always enjoyed talking to you because you could make and awkward situation lively with your randomness. you radiate great and positive energy that anyone around you feel better. you make me feel better when i'm sad. i hope you and jade last looooooooooong enough just like how long we've known each other. i love you!!

Tian ♡ i love talking to you and randomly being stupid with you and jason. i love how we click with each other that much it's like we're siblings. rough things happened but let's all forget about it. i hope for you happiness as you were always sad about a certain someone. it's fine to think about it. it's fine to hold onto it. cause the longer you hold on, the easier it will go away when it gets old. you should really reveal your cute daughter to everyone. cause i miss her and everyone needs to see her <3 she's amazing just like you. i love you!!

Cosmo ♡ as long as we known each other, you were the brightest person and the easiest to get along with. you always know what to do and put your heart in everything you do. i dont like seeing you being sad or depressed anymore because you weren't like that when we first met. always surround yourself with happy stuff >> me. and do things you wanna do that makes you happy. you will always be my cosmo, and i'll always be your wanda♡. i love you!!

Junguan ♡ hi bestie how u doin. okno. i am glad that you're always happy, always problem free. thanks for listening to my problems, thanks for being a great friend. i have a great laugh and a great time with you always. your reaction to my stupidness and sarcasm was always funny i'm not gonna lie. you're always the one that i believe would keep everything i tell you a secret. you're such an awesome person and a great friend. i love you !!

Xie/ Axel ♡ you're a really interesting person to talk to. aside from our past relationship. you're a really strong and a great person. you're someone that doesn't give up on anything you do and i really adore you for that. you make everything seem so funny to me idk why oKNO. but except for our snapstreak, we dont really talk mUCH. did you moveD or are you just busY cause u krik krik im thinking twice about softblocking you. okno. talk to me bitch. i love you!!

marcell/shaq ♡ you change your name to match mine cause you like me eh?? buuu. okno. you were always someone i trusted because you're responsible of doing your job and you're someone nice to talk to i mean not nice nice because you're mean but nice by i can have a conversation with you and talk about random stuff without letting it die because i'm funny and you're lame okno. let other judge your outer and let yourself know your inner. jangan jadi noob for 2020. okno. i love you!!

Eric ♡ my stupid bun. my ride or die. ew. these two years 18/19 has been pretty rough for the both of us and i think it's just a step and a lesson to grow into a better person. you helped me alot through this year and i'm never less thankful for that. the loving things you do for me, the things you would let it slide when it comes to me. your soft spot for me never goes away huh HAH and i'm taking advantage of that. okno i'm kidding. you are a big help for me and for what i went through. you never said no. you always agree on everything and i really appreciate it. when we broke up last year, you still insisted to talk to me. which i find out really annoying. just kidding. i'll let everything slide since you do that to me too. you're a really great person, amazing let me tell you. thanks for being a great friend to me. thanks for helping me out with almost everything. i owe you big time. i love you!!

harry ♡ first of all, thank you for being a great bestie, we would always talk to each other everyday but you got busy these days :(( but yey, its almost a decade since ive known you, kyak. we met when we were in kbb. you were d__, kyak, smpipol 💕 i feel so giddy giddy all of a sudden lololol. and then we started exchanging contacts, you were first harry, on fl. and then we had this, nOOt squad gTG. im nunmul-ing. why is this suddenly a throwback session. and and and then theres trisha gosh i love trisha and you too. i adore you for being such an honest person, when it comes to telling your problems to us, which is something i cant really do. if you have problems, dont hesitate to tell us, though i dont really help much eheh. but sometimes there are things that arent meant to be said. its okay, theres nothing wrong feeling sad, feeling all those negative feelings. we are human too, we have feelings. it is okay to sometimes not be okay, it is okay. but other than that, be happy with those you are surrounded with. youre someone that worth a big hug. i hope you spent your day with those you love 💕 i hope youre having a good day. youre an amazingly talented person. i hope youd achieve your dream soon, i pray for your health, and for you to surrounded by lovely people. you're such a talented person and gosh, your drawings for the fashion week, cries. chef kisses momma!!! you should update me on your life more because i wanna know what you do and support you on everything you do. don't forget me anyways :(( because you're the only realest annoying brutally honest bitch i love :(( i love you!!

thanks for an amazing 2019, lets get closer in 2020. i love you guys. ♡

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slcder-blog · 5 years ago

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✭・.・― have you seen SLADER ALVAREZ around monterey? every time i see the BRANDON ARREAGA lookalike, all i can think of is SKATEBOARD WHEELS ON CRACKED PAVEMENT, DIRTY MONEY, and SILVER CHAINS. known around town for their job as a PLUG, the TWENTY year old MALE is known for being RESOURCEFUL and ALTRUISTIC but could also be RECKLESS and IMPULSIVE. i don’t know if you know, but their big little lie is that HE STARTED DEALING TO PAY BACK A DEBT HIS MOTHER OWED.

. what’s gucci what’s poppin’ i’m meg i’m ready to go crazy AND stoopid with all of you ! anyways this is my weed slingin’, skateboardin’ soft boi slader and a lil bit about him !

slader grew up in the shadow of wealth, born into a low-income family in a shitty suburb on the outskirts of monterey. he was a happy kid, seemingly uninfluenced by the poverty and crime that ran rampant in the streets.

he was smart - smarter than his school and his parents were equipped to handle - so he kinda fell through the cracks. he coulda gone places had he the fortune of attending one of monterey’s private schools. part of him knows this, and that part of him can’t help but hold a grudge.

slader, like many other kids from his neighborhood, picked up skateboarding at a young age. in his adolescence, he used skateboarding to escape life’s inconveniences and, unfortunately, get through his father’s untimely passing at the age of fourteen. ( and pick up chicks, but that’s beside the point )

his dad’s death left slader the man of the house, being the oldest of four kids. he took this role seriously and despised the deadbeat men his mom shuffled through to fill the void of his father’s absence.

at sixteen, slader came home to a heated argument between his mother && her boyfriend. the boyfriend, a notorious dealer and all-around scumbag, claimed that slader’s mom got in the way of a huge deal - ultimately costing him upwards of $50k. he insisted she pay him back. she refused. he threatened to kill her.

desperate and naive, slader offered to pay off the debt. knowing damn well the kid had no money, the boyfriend made a deal with him - work off the debt and all would be settled.

of course, the ‘ work ‘ was less filing paperwork and fetching coffees && more running narcotics across the city. this was everything anyone had warned him not to become, but the kid had no choice.

slader caught on quickly. his sharp intellect, knack for numbers, and sociable nature made him the perfect plug, as much as he hated to admit it to himself. he had fallen into the trap.

fast forward a few years and the debt was paid off. for so long, slader told himself that this was the end of the road - no more after this. but he had to face it...he was good. and so was the money. while everyone else packed up and headed for college, slader packed up and headed to his shitty new apartment in downtown monterey to run with the big dogs.

TL;DR : slader grew up in a shitty neighborhood outside of monterey. he was dummy smart but didnt have the education to back it. his dad died when he was fourteen, leaving him the man of the house. at sixteen, an ~incident~ left his mother indebted to her dealer boyfriend. offering to pay it off, slader began to deal under the guidance of the boyfriend. being the smart cookie he is, slader was dummy good at it and continued after the debt was paid. now he’s running with the monterey crowd, selling drugs to corporate assholes and teenage stoners alike. also he skateboards.

. ofc ofc i would love love love to plot with all of y’all so throw a LIKE on this post if u want me to hit u up ! im also down to do just about anything so hmu if u’ve got anything u wanna try out ! i promise im cool

some lil connections i’d like to see to get the ball rollin’ are:

* ppl he sells to ( esp. ppl u wouldn’t assume to b purchasing drugs from some kid )

* fellow city scumbags he hangs around with/skateboards with

* childhood friends/neighbors

* ~love interests~ or whateva

* enemies !! ppl that just despise the fuckin kid

#hqmontereyintro

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slxrpindust · 6 years ago

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— answer these questions then tag 20 blogs you’d like to know better!

tagged by: @pxppinmolly

tagging: wah i bet you’ve all been tagged already! Sorry !! ((also jfc i dont even think i KNOW twnetny blogs--)) @wrxthfulguard @slitheringtrxhxrd @mothablaze @gamblxrhxsk @royalreef

nicknames: Vienna / V

zodiac: Pisces

height: 5′1′‘

time: 7:47 PM

favorite band / artist: Shit dude uhhh, Beyonce, Daft Punk, Florence + The Machine, P!atD, Gorillaz, Janelle Monae, Queen, Sade, and Yanni are some of my all time faves i guess

song stuck in my head: Hostage by Billie Eilish (And a couple others by her too shdjgsjdhg)

last movie i saw: The Hate U Give

last thing i googled: ‘interesting expletives‘

other blogs: RP blogs:@viennaxmuses @1959malibugirl @lafemmexrouge @mimedonalds (I GUESS) @askdantaro Main Blog: @gavinsnose

do i get asks: UM.... on THIS blog ya. slkjdglskdgjsd

why did i choose this username: because DANI (pxppinmolly) WANTED TO MATCH BUT SNORTIN DUST SOUNDS FUCKING STOOPID>

following: 77

average amount of sleep: anywhere from 4 to like 14 hours depending on the season RIP

what i’m wearing: swimsuit. jsut cause sjgkjh

dream job: TROPHY WIFE.

dream trip: I kind of already got to go on my dream trip and im STILL shaking,, Um Jamaica, I think it would be lit to get more in touch with my heritage plus I’m the only one in my family who HASN’T gone

favorite food: MAC N CHEESE HELL YEAH!

play any instruments: Ya. I play the violin, clarinet, african drums (particularly the djembe) and I’m currently trying to teach myself how to play the piano

eye color: Dark Brown if not black

hair color: ^^ dark brown if not black but also faintly died purple in the light

languages you speak: English lmao. (High school spanish did not serve me. I also know how to read latin even though its a dead language and i started learning japanese w duolingo although i dont think that really counts)

most iconic song: Complicated - Nivea (God this is HARD sjgjjks)

random fact: I’m really bad at comebacks but I’m REALLY GOOD at arguing >:3c

describe yourself as aesthetic things: shaving/cutting up bath bombs, foamy waves on the shore, jelly slime, mirror cakes and pure black bath bombs, a nest of pillows and blankets warm with the heat of a laptop with poor ventilation and safe on a rainy day, an overcast day with the air charged with energy and the taste of ozone on your tongue as you wait for the first fall of rain

#tag memes #games #ask not to tag

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ff15trashgoldenslumbers · 7 years ago

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The Chocobros spoil their S/O after a hard day at work, after getting texts from them on their breaks. *I'm so done* *Ducking day shift* *Tucking* *Sucking* *Ducking Auto correct!* *I hate this* Need some Gladio loving after some third shift blues. Love your blog please keep up the great work!

I love/hate funny autocorrects! Unless I can’t understand what’s going on. Here’s so Gladdy love for you! I recall working 3rd shift a few times, I’m too weak a person to do it more than a handful of time a year. This is based on a true story…Well, the S.O’s work day at least…

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You had been working for what seemed like forever, your first job had you working from 3am to 3pm and your second job was from 3:30 pm to midnight. You didn’t want to work these stupid hours, but you needed the extra money, you didn’t want to rely on your sweetheart bailing you out of multiple finance crisis even when he stated time and time again that he didn’t mind.

You jumped as you phone ding, your brain had shut down hours ago, so when your phone chimed as you leaned on the counter at you extremely slow job, you weren’t prepared. Only to be greeted by your Gladdy-Baby’s face signaling that he was the one texting.

How’s the second shift going, Babe?

I’m so sleepy. Stoopid Ducking Shift.*Mucking*WTF Lucking*NO F U C K

Poor Baby, you get off at midnight?

Mmhm

You work tomorrow?

Off until Tuesday.

I’m picking you up.

You went to tell him that wasn’t needed but it actually sounded a lot better, than catching the 30-minute train to your shared home and having to walk alone at night. Plus Gladiolus would be worried if you went home that late at night. Last time you worked this type of shift he had climbed into bed with you and went to cuddle. Only to have you nursing a black eye on the big guy who thought it was the funniest thing in the world.

You were so mentally checked out by a quarter to midnight you honestly had to stop yourself from walking out without your bag and just going home.In all honesty, if it meant you could leave sooner, you were tempted to just leave it, instead, you just decided to walk back to the Break Room as slow as possible, so by the time you returned back to the front to clock out it would be time for you to go.

You didn’t even have to look for the Gladiolus truck because, it was in the first spot, the large man standing outside playing on his phone. Only for him to perk up as you texted him that you had been released from hell as you so affectionately called it.

“Hi, Babieeee!” You squealed as he immediately pulled you into his arms, pressing kiss after kiss against you, followed by a tight hug.

“You ready to go?”

“Whisk me away, My Knight.” You giggled, as he opened the passenger door, putting you in, even buckling you in, before running over to his side.

The entire ride home, you cooed at the fact that Gladiolus was going well over the top with pet names tonights and stroking your leg or hair. Every so often at a stoplight, he would even lean over and press a kiss to your cheek.

He carried you from the car, into your shared home, moving you to the bedroom and placing you on the bed. Quickly disappearing into the bathroom to draw you a bath, before returning to help you undress.

“You work so hard, Darlin’. Maybe we should have you go down to one job for a bit.” He replied removing your work shoes and socks.

You pouted softly, “But I don’t want to place all the work on you. You already have to take care of the guys, let me take care of you.”

Gladiolus chuckled, as he leaned forward pressing a kiss to your forehead, “You do, Sweetie. You take care of everything around the house, you always have a nice big meal waiting for me when I come home, no matter what time. You make sure that I don’t live off of noodle cups, you take care of me when I’m sick, you love me.” He replied, removing your shirt. “I still have no idea what a guy like me did to deserve a goddess like you.”

“Gladdy.” You cooed, he was never this straightforward.

“I honestly am torn between having kids with you, only because I know you’ll be a perfect Mother, but I want that love all to myself.” He smiled finally getting you nude and moving you to the bedroom. “I knew that I loved you from that first time you punched me when I scared you by accident.”

You giggled softly, at the memory, it was actually how the two of you met. You watched as he moved to shut off the water to the tub tossing in a bath bomb that immediately fizzled up. Yet the man moved you to the ottoman in the large room and begun to massage the tension from your shoulders, closely followed by back, and moving to your arms and legs. By the time he was finished rubbing you down, you honestly felt like jelly.

“You hungry, Honey?” He asked pressing a kiss to the side of your head, as he moved you into the tub.

“Mmhm, I’ll fix us something after I get out the tub.”

“Nope, you’re going to stay in the tub until you get all pruny, and then.” He stated, setting your phone down on the side, “You’ll text me so I can take care of you.”

“Gladiolus,” You began only to be silenced by a kiss on your forehead.

“You want a book?”

You smiled weakly, “No thank you.”

“Now relax, my Honeypie, your Gladdy-Bear will take care of you.”

You must have dozed off, because you jumped awake to your phone going off, grabbing the device you saw a message from Gladiolus.

You become a prune?

I dozed off

Sorry I woke you. Still want dinner?

You thought back to your day, last you ate was about 11:30 in the morning, and that was only one slice of pizza.

Yeah, what did you make?

Just some nudes

You blinked confused at your screen.

Dammit! Noods.You know what both are acceptable.

You playfully rolled your eyes at the screen as you giggled loudly.

‘I’ll be down in a sec to help.’

You only heard the sound of quick-moving feet, before the bathroom door opened, only to have Gladiolus standing there.

“I’ve got it.”

You hardly got to ask what, before you were picked up and placed in a comfy fluffy towel and dried. After a quick application of moisturizer and being slipped into one of Gladiolus’s shirts, you were carried to the living room to see two of your actual ramen cups down, meaning Gladiolus didn’t just make a couple of cups, he was planning to spoil you.

“What’s wrong Princess?” He asked sitting down with you held in his lap.

“Gladio, you are perfect.” You cooed as you begun to litter his face with kisses.

Somewhere between eating noodles and watching the nature document you had finally dozed off. Only to be awakened as you were put in bed, without properly thinking it through your arms reached out snaking around his neck and pulling him close.

“I love you so much.”

Gladiolus chuckled as he moved in bed beside you, “I love you too, babe.”

#I like writing sweetie Gladdy #gladiolus amicitia #gladiolus x reader #chocobros #chocobros x reader #final fantasy xv fanfiction #ff15 fanfiction #ffxv fanfiction #final fantasy drabbles #ff15 drabbles #ffxv drabbles #FF15 Headcanons #final fantasy 15 headcanons #ffxv headcanons #final fantasy xv head

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spacemuffinz · 7 years ago

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i just wish something good would happen to me for once and i could actually find a fucking job. i can’t exactly relocate to a better city with better jobs. and the temp agencies only have odd jobs like washing cars for a church for one weekend. or doing yard work for one day. which i would have to report to my unemployment and they would dock what i made out of my check.

idk what i’m going to do. my whole life is ridiculous. even craigslist won’t work out for me. i type in springfield illinois and i get st louis results. i’m not driving 4 hours a day for a minimum wage job are u stoopid.

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samkat10423 · 7 years ago

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Adventures With Theo - 04-27-2012, 05:29 AM

Well, I must've fallen asleep, 'kuz the next thing I knowed, there was this SimLady standin there, smilin all nunnery-like, and tellin me, "Get your sorry self out of bed, and prepare yourself for THE experience of a lifetime. For I, the Great Dee, am here!" "Huh?" "Your make-over! You did ask for a TSD make-over, yes?" "Well, that can't be right," I telled her, "'kuz I'm in jail, and stylers don't come to jails for remakeables. Everyone knows that!" So, she gets all huffity-like, with the hanz on the hippz, and says, "I am the Great Dee! I choose the time! I choose the place. Because I am the Great Dee! Now get your butt off that cot, and stand over there in the light, so I can get a good look at you. Snap! Snap!"

Well, I wasn't goin to argyoomate with her, 'kuz even though she looked all angle-like, I figyered she might not be. An angle, doncha know! 'Kuz samkat looked nice too, but she bited me! Hard! And I thinked that I membered readin somewhere, that she’s samkat's evil twin. Dee, that is. Witch can't be good, doncha know! But I did tell her about my remakeable with Madame Tedhi - 'kuz I really, really liked that Starfleas unefarm. A lot! - and asked her if she was goin to give me one too. But she just stared at me, all disaprobin like, and went,

"Phzzt! I am the Great Dee! I am not here to make you happy, silly girl! If you want 'happy,' I suggest you go back to Mademoiselle Tedhi, who cares about such mundane things. I am here to create a Masterpiece! Because I, and only I, am the Great Dee! Now shut-up, and stop slouching!"

Well, while she was walkin round and round me, she was amumblin under her breaths, and shakin her head and startin to scare me! For real! Then she asked me what kinda job I got. Well, I was too scarred to tell her I ain't got one, so I fibbed - just a little bit, doncha know! - and telled her that I was a thearedekel fizikel. Well, she just looked at me, real, real stern like, then she whips out this bag. I don't know where's it came from, 'kuz she wasn't carryin a bag when I first seed her. So's I'm guessin she had it in her sekrit pocket, what us Sims have, doncha know. Anyways, she rooted round and round in it, mumblin the whole time about, "Why me, Lord? Why am I always stuck with the crazy ones? Why not Sandy? Or Laura or Seb or one of the others? But noooo! You always dump them on me! And then you wonder why I drink!"

Well, I didn't knowed what she was amumblin about, but I figyered I best keep quiet, doncha know! 'Kuz she was a-speakin to the 'Lord,' so's I'm guessin she was prayin. Nunnies do that. For real! I think I read that they has to, 'kuz it's part of bein a nun, doncha know. Jist like them priesty Sims gotta drink that wine. No lie! 'Korz, I could be wrong, maybe. But the more she mumbled, the madder she got. Then she started yankin' off my kloz, and telled me to put on some new ones. And you wanna know a sekrit? I was too scarred to look at what she had me put on, 'kuz by then she was jabberin and drinkin! And I don't know where that wine bottle comed from, but she was a-chuggin it down, straight outta the bottle! And a-laughin, all cackly-like, "You want to be a theoretical physicist? Well, then I'll make you look like one!"

And she did!!!! She really did!!!! I was soooo beeyouteeful! I was! I had these bows, 'kuz I telled her I knowed all them theiries about strings and such, and sparkly stuff - for stars, doncha know! - and ruffles, jist 'kuz they look soooo pretty! And pants, so's I could 'scape out of bathroom windoz, and tennis shoes, so's I could run real fast-like! I tell you, it was the prettiest outfit I ever did have. 'Cept for the glasses. They were dumb. D-U-M, dumb! But she telled me to, "Stop your infernal whining. All scientists wear glasses."

Well jist as I was bout to tell her she was bein meen, I heared these sims singin. For real! "Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight!" At first, I thought that they might be some more angles, 'kuz she'd been prayin to her Lord, doncha know! And 'kuz they were dressed all cordrenated-like. Like them piktures of kiours. But they didn't have feathers like real angles, so's I'm guessin they weren't. Angles, that is. So's I asked Madame Dee who they were. And she just shrugged, and mumbled somethin about them bein her ant-tour-age. I don't even know what that means. But she telled me, to ig...igno... not look at them, and take off my new kloz. Well, I didn't want to, but she started tappin her foot real loud like, so I figyered I'd beder do what she said. ('Kuz, you wanna know a sekrit? She scarres me! For real!!) Then, she said it was, "too nice for the likes of you!" Witch I think was M-E-E-N, mean!

Anyways, while I was puttin on the new kloz she gaved me, she went over to shush her ants. 'Kuz they was singin louder and louder!

"Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight! Gonna grab some afternoon delight. My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right. Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night. When everything's a little clearer in the light of day. And you know the night is always gonna be there any way. Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight. "

But, wanna know a sekrit? I really think she went over with that wine bottle to flirt with that Peachie-guy. 'Kuz she didn't aktyooality go jabber with them ants of hers.

When I lookened in the mirror - I had to take off them glases 'kuz I couldn't see outta them - I tell you, it was bad! B-A-D-D! So's I tooked her sizzors - even though I knowed they were dangorus, from readin that "Murder in Pleasantview" book - and I fixed the outfit, so's I looked way beder. And I did! But then she came back. And she got all mean. She telled me I was a joke, and looked stoopid. And made me cry! So's I telled her I could fixed it. And I snipped it a bit more, but she hated it even worster, and told me, no man would ever look at me!

Then I heared this "Meow!" And when I looked, there was samkat! And she was not happy! I could tell, 'kuz she was swishin her tail back and forth all mad like. (But, wanna know anuther sekrit? At first I didn't recegnoiter her, 'kuz she lookded dipperant from the last time I'd seed her.) But it was her! When I telled her she lookded dipperant, she looked at me all meenlike and said, "Well duh! It's called formalwear! Now shut the fram up, while I talk to Miss Dee."

Oh! Afore I ferget, I've gots to tell you somethin I learnt about her Impireal Kittyness - Purr-purr. (That's the title her monkeys gived to her, doncha know!) Samkat don't kappitlz her name like reglar Sims do. No lie! I'm guessin it’s 'kuz she's a Sim Goddezz, but when I askd her, she jist glared at me all flintety like and telled me to "Mind your own business." Well, I ain't got no biznes, but I don't think she cared. I meen, she might be the Soopreem Kitty Goddezz of the entire Uneverz, but she can be M-E-E-N! No lie! And her monkeys telled me - when I vizited her munkery - that I'd beder respekt her wishes, or she'd skratch my eyeses out for sure! And I beleeved them! I did!

Well, Dee looked at samkat and telled her that I woz her worstened clayent ever and she was at the end of her rope. I don't knowed what she meened by that, 'kuz I didn't see no rope. But samkat telled her, that was no reas....no ikcusable to make me cry. And Dee telled samkat, "I cannot work under these conditions! I am an artiste! I must be allowed to let my creative juices flow!" Well, samkat, sniffed Dee's wine bottle, and said, "Creatives juices, huh? Smells more like a 1978 Montrachet, to me." And she slippitted it into HER pocket! I didn't even knowed cats had pockets!! Anyways, that made Dee really, really angerier! For real! She stomped her feet and everythin! Then she said, "You want serious? Well, I'll give you serious!"

And she turned me into a libertine! I meen, I likes bookz and all, but I don't wanna be no libertine! They're all old and wears glasses and clumpity shoes and has lots and lots of cats! And bunny hair and ugly sweat-eaters! NOOOOOOO!!!!!

Well I telled Dee she was an old meenie and not good at remakeables at all. ('Cept for that first one, she wouldn't let me keep!) And she telled me I was a spoiled brat! And she grabbed all her kloz and started stuffin 'em back into her bag. So's I asked samkat to help me, but she was with them ant-tour-ages, singin that stoopid song.

"Started out this morning feeling so polite. I always thought a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite. But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling a little afternoon delight. Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight!"

Thanks to SimMaria, SimLaura, SimBatsheba & SimSandy for helping with the song. And SimDee for taking time out of her busy schedule, to try to help the hopeless!

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