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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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#GIANT SPACE WOMAN I LOVE YOUU !!!!!! <33#starfire#dc fanart#teen titans#koriand'r#kory anders#my dad has old teen titans comics from the 80s where she had her amazing giant hair and man#he grew up crushing on her hard bc of those comics and then decades later i grew up reading his comics just to end up exactly the same#big hair starfire will always have my silly little heart#i remember how cool it was as a kid to finally see a fem chara that was way bigger than her bf so thank u kori for being the og Giant Woman#i should share the ref pics i used at some point too bc they were super fun#theyre on my side insta @crowscraps if u wanna see em#my art
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“Today was a good day.”
#*deep breath*#KINGER IS MY FAVORITE OLD CRAZY MAN#tadc fanart#tadc#vannahrt#Gooseworx#the amazing digital circus#caine x pomni#IF U SQUINT AND USE UR IMAGINATION#tadc kinger#tadc caine#tadc bubble#tadc pomni#tadc jax#tadc gangle#tadc zooble#tadc ragatha
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jackass beefs with grieving man
#he’s here to win what can u say#he is rly fun to draw tho. a beautiful 30 year old man#alien stage#alnst#alien stage luka#my art
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can he just cum inside me already jesus fuck
#THE SECOND PIC ARE U KIDDINGGG#hugh jackman#old man logan#logan howlett#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#logan wolverine#old man crush#x men#weapon x#the greatest showman#kate and leopold#eddie alden#james logan howlett#james howlett#old man logan smut#girlblogging#coquette#hyper feminine#tumblr girlies#this is a girlblog#2014 tumblr#lana del rey#cinnamon girl#lizzy grant#girl interrupted#wolverine x reader#logan howlet smut#days of future past#logan 2017
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When Zuko hit the floor the teacups clattered down with him: one shattered, one rolled under the brazier. Sokka pinned him down. He felt the pulse of each staccato breath under his sock. Zuko did not look too put out. The firelight shivered over his scarred eye. The exposed cleft of his throat bobbed. "You win."
The Mercy of Magpies ch5 is out Now!!
written by the incredible @ranilla-bean (who had a stern parent talk with the fic so that she would complete her homeworks in time and with an A+++) and betaed by @faux-fires
Chapter Post || Cover || Map and Characters || Ch 2 || Ch 3.1 || Ch 3.2 || Ch.4
#yes this art is just titled homos dot jpg#its self explanatory really#THEY'RE FAGGYING IT UUPPPPP#teheeeee#rlly zuko is doing his MOST at all times hes so embarrassing#what pussy does to a mf#someone please stop that old man - oh well 🫢#also rana loookkk the sentence u made her rewrite 20000 times is at the forefront now 🫶 so proud of the bèbè#spacedilves#zukka#sokka#zuko#fic rec#my art
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hey btw if you're in the USA at 2:20 p.m. ET on Wednesday, Oct. 4, they're testing the emergency broadcast system. your phone is probably going to make a really loud noise, even if it's on silent. there's a backup date on the 11th if they need to postpone it.
if you're not in a safe situation and have an extra phone, you should turn that phone completely off beforehand.
additionally, if you're like me, and are easily startled; i recommend treating it like a party. have a countdown or something. be surrounded by your loved ones. take the actions you personally need to take to make yourself safe.
i have already seen mockery towards any person who feels nervous about this. for the record, it completely, completely valid to have "emergency broadcast sounds" be an anxiety trigger. do not let other people make fun of you for that. emergency sounds are legitimately engineered to make us take action; those of us with high levels of anxiety and/or neurodivergence are already pre-disposed to have a Bad Time. sometimes it is best to acknowledge that the situation will be triggering for some, and to prepare for that; rather than just saying "well that's stupid, it's just a test."
"loud scary sound time" isn't like, my favorite thing, but we can at least try to prevent some additional anxiety by preparing for it. maybe get yourself a cake? noise cancelling headphones? the new hozier album? whatever helps. love u, hope you're okay. we are gonna ride it out together.
#watching ppl go from being like ''support neurodivergent ppl~~!"#to being like ''if this is going to give u a panic attack ur fuckken stupid''#like..... gets me#yeah man. i know im going to be triggered by it . in the old fashioned term. it is GOING to give me a panic attack. it's pretty much certai#and i shouldn't have to tell u about what i have survived for you to be okay with that.#you can just trust that i ALSO don't want me to react to it. i'm not gonna be having a FUN time.#dismissing that bc you think it's stupid.... like is the whole problem.#these sounds are workshopped by entire teams of people to get you to pay attention and move quickly.#they arent meant to be fun and exciting.#OBVIOUSLY it's gonna set ppl off.#but yeah there's something so fuckken demeaning about ppl being like. well that trigger isn't valid bc u haven't undergone X#dude i have ptsd bc i was abused as a child. like plain and simple. the fact im 30 and afraid of the dark tells you how bad it was.#i shouldn't have to ask u for permission to be mentally ill.#the reason it's a fucking disorder and not a fucking choice is that I DO NOT CONTROL IT.#like how is it any different from when ppl are like ''oh public speaking isn't that scary'' like FOR YOU#for YOU this isn't scary. now if i could fucking eat my own amygdala...
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“If John Lennon could come back for a day, how would you spend it with him?” “In bed.”
#hi guys#can u tell im thinking about old man mclennon this evening#im in pain#also disregard john's hair it was giving me such grief this eveining#AUGh#the beatles#mclennon#my art
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dad seb dad seb dad seb 💕
#I AM ON MY KNEES FOR HIM U DONT UNDERSTAND🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️#GRAHHH I dont even want kids and im giving myself baby fever#also why is the concept of a man coming home from work so attractive like......huh#also im living vicariously through seb by having him bite lewis' cheeks LMAO grrrrr hes like MOCHI#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian x mc#choccyart#clora clemons#lewis sallow#celeste sallow#also it doesnt matter how old clora and seb get as adults i will always be drawing them the same LFMAO#we can just chalk it up to wizard age since they live longer#and no matter how old seb gets i will not be drawing him with a beard or anything ever im sorry i like my men like i like my coffee#clean shaven
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Strife Dragonage
anotherrr momentous day in the Strife Dragonage fandom, etc
#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#<- this is my spoiler tag!#dragon age: dreadwolf#dragon age 4#the dread wolf rises#da4#dragon age#strife#gpoy#bioware#video games#long post#longpost#OOUGHHH hes so cool#i love his in-game model#now THAT. is an old man#long have i waited for this day#since march 2020 in fact#strife dragonage my beloved#niche/side npc fans where you at#tfw u r in love with a side npc before the game even launches hhhhh#already romanced him in my heart etc#this was the only thing i wanted to crack open the door of my spoiler bunker for hhhhh
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hina... have you ever drawn nanami & yuji. pls i need to see them. my reluctant mentor and ray of sunshine. maybe eating together after a mission
cleaned up this request doodle from a while ago <3
#my art#answered#anonymous#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#nanami kento#yuji itadori#jujutsu kaisen fanart#sorry for getting to this so late anon :'<<<<#also sorry the art technically isnt new shkdg i tried to come up w a different setting fr them#thought abt them going fr ramen or something ? like an izakaya scene#but i wasnt happy w any of my sketches n took the easy way out gomen gjdghjj#i hope u still like the cleaned version!#well . “clean” gjhgssgj yuuji sweetie do u need a napkin#both of these pastries r based off ones we sold at the bakery i used to work at#u know . the one that put me into a 7 month depressed artblock n made me want to kms/srs#and speaking from experience. those filled croissants r not user friendly#crumbs + cream + fruit + syrup drizzle + chocolate...all EVERYWHERE smh#also nanami's looks like a cookie but it's not i promise. it is a raisin danish bc he has th palette of an old man at 27
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um i turned him into a college physics professor
#i do not have a single teacher that dresses like this. can u imagine#wait actually... nah no shot LMFAO#excuse to draw new outfits!!!#it's the end of the semester so i should not be doing this but i caved#gravity falls#ford pines#ok but he would either teach some general undergrad physics class and make it fun and do those angular momentum experiments#but it's hard af to pass#OR grad school teacher and accidentally assume everyone knows more than they do until everyones like. Hey we dont know what ur talking abou#the book is Introduction to Quantum Mechanics by david griffiths (there is a cat on the cover)#the mug is supposed to say “this is how i roll” and have a free body diagram of a particle rolling on a plane LMFAO#the author's poorly disguised crush on that fictional old man...#and major i guess. any astrophys peers out there
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it mcgucket monday (da WHOLE family here‼️)
#ive had the post canon fiddauthor brainworms recently if u couldnt tell#post canon fiddauthor is literally so epic they get to lay on their super cozy comfy rich people bed in mcguckets mansion#and it cures all their chronic pain they almost definitely have and its awesome and they get to be gay together and ouughhg😢😢💞💞💞#im normal about them smiles#traditional sketches at the bottom are from like a month or two ago lol i kept forgetting to post them so theyre going here#also stepdad ford real#i dont think ford would be very good at being a dad but i think hed try his best#ok yap session over#gravity falls#fiddauthor#fiddleauthor#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford#mcgucket monday#old man mcgucket#stanford pines#ford pines#stanford filbrick pines#grunkle ford#tate mcgucket#tater mcgucket#trans ford pines#trans fiddleford
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i miss drawing these grandpas :{
#twisted wonderland#lilia vanrouge#twst lilia#twst#general lilia#baul zigvolt#artists on tumblr#idk is this lilibaul????#old man yaoi if u squint REALLLY hard#i’ll just put the tag for good measure#lilibaul#LMAAOOAKOSKSKQKKSS#its been a hectic start of the month but hey im alive LMAOSSOOS#i miss drawing them that is all#tacc0yak1art
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hurt my heart why dontcha.
#adventure time#fionna and cake#fionna and cake spoilers#simon petrikov#BMO#this is seriously fucked up u cant do this to me im so sadSNSSN#IMAGINE BEING BMO#just one day finn and jake say they'll brb and they're going on a important mission...#and BMO after this and them being gone for awhile just see's the world go into peril#death everywhere. no sign of his friends expect remnant's of the past..#and the only survivor is them...#no other's expect the thing who released hell upon this once lively and colorful world in the first place.#and BMO just accept's this...tells themselves that they're still around...cosplay's as they're old friend's...this is fucked up#in the current timeline all his friend's are gone to natural circumstances.#but for this one? it was too early. too sudden. atleast in this one BMO will remember they're name's but...man.#this poor lil robo cant get a BREAK.#AND THEY FUCKING DIE IN SACRIFICE AT THE END TOO SHUTUPPPDPDPDPD#and the fact BMO also consider's “jerry” a friend...not knowing...that the same person caused all this.#this is...SO FUCKED UP#WHY MUST THE SHOW WRITERS DO THIS TO MY HEART.
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day 5 of drawing one dan heng dan feng a day until he comes out
#honkai star rail#dan heng#imbibitor lunae#my art#dan feng is so hot. hes so hot im so sorry IL but DF is the superior fit#hes just so. conservative old man donghua yaoi#the type to make u sweat seeing a millimeter of his wrists or ankles#do u understand#i rlly hope we get a skin for this fit#much to the dismay of DH who wants to b separate from him but. please#i will pay monies
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