#u know like nyah

[deathleadsarc]

" The best part about being a cat is the hunt of course. the lonely saunter beneath the brush. the tearing and howling opera as life comes to its end by the shine of fangs. ripping out and dragging along the guts when you play with the remnants . . . I do love wolves and ravens, but this soul . . . it is truly more versed to the feline, is it not? "

[azzydoesstuff]

this is a certified

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[suengmi]

DUUUUUUDDDDEEEEEEEE I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR UR REQS TO OPEN AHH

okay okay hear me out on this one..

When you had a fight with Felix (god forbid) and you are sulking but it’s thundering outside and you are scared of thunder, so he comes up though you are not talking 🥺🥺 can i cry please

NYAH SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG TO OPEN ya boi was zzzz but here you go!! hope u enjoy my love!! whenever i write fluff and stuff i get so mad bc it's so cute im like BALLS FISTS and hITS THE AIR so at this point you're taking me down with you

pairing: felix x gn!reader genre: lil angst, fluff, gn!reader warnings/other: none, .9k, kinda edited there were very few times you had argued with felix. it was never to the point of yelling nor insults, but sometimes he frustrated you to no end.

on occasion, felix would do small, careless things that turned into, well, large, careless things. you weren't living together, though he was at your house enough to have a key and free range of your fridge. you'd joke about how he was your live-in farm animal because he consistently grazed on your food. you didn't mind, though, your cute calf lounging around your house.

but this time, he sent you into a rage. felix eating your food. it wasn't just food, it was the cake you had hand baked for your friends birthday, and it was very important. you slaved over the cake for three days, the first one you made was a disaster, the second the same but the third time, it was flawless. you were so proud.

the three tiers of cake perfectly aligned with the black and red fudge. pretty little pearl gems along the side with hand crafted roses. it was your shining glory. everything about it was absolutely perfect.

well, that was before felix decided to press his finger in it to try it, the pressure of his touch making the cake completely topple over in the fridge. it was ruined, not even a tiny bit salvageable.

nothing in you regretted kicking him out this morning, until now. the gentle sounds of rain trickled down the windows in the beginning, small spurts of harsh wind whispering through the trees.

it was okay at first, you liked the rain but you didn't like thunder. something about the sound clawed into your chest, burying itself deep inside you and making itself at home. it was scary, the feeling of your windows shaking back and forth with the bangs of the wind.

every minute, it got worse. you could hear the sounds of branches snapping, thunder rumbling into the walls of the house with every snap of clouds banging into each other.

you're stuck in your closet, hands pressing against your ears as you rock back and forth, trying to hum yourself to calm down, almost like a lullaby. your mind tells you if you leave the closet, it'll get worse. like somehow, your movements will change the course of nature.

another bang shutters the windows, you whimper, scared of the noises yet to come. a strangled zap echoes in your room, all of the lights switching off in an instant. it's completely pitch black, the only light coming from your phone on the ground next to you.

"please stop, please stop." you chant to yourself over and over, eyes pressing shut. the weather channel lied. this isn't light showers. this was the throat of a demon swallowing the world.

you don't even notice the closet door open at first, a small amount of light peeping through from a torch. your boyfriend is staring down at you. he takes you in, his wet hair sticking to his forehead, and he's slightly out of breath as if he ran the whole way here.

"baby, it's okay, it's me." he almost whispers. he notices the wet marks on your shirt, little droplets of tears planting themselves in the fabric.

nothing comes out of your mouth but a small whimper.

bang. the sound of thunder surrounds the house, slightly shaking the pictures on your wall. you let out a sob, mind still stinging with fright.

"here, here." felix says, showing you a pair of noise cancelling headphones. you can't move, frozen in your spot. he knows exactly what to do, this isn't the first time you've been this scared before.

ever so gently, he pry's your hands from your ears, placing the headphones over your head. it's one of your favourite songs, just loud enough to drown out the sound of the thunderstorm. you feel him slot himself behind you, wrapping his arms around your shoulders, head pressed against your neck. you can't hear him, but you can feel his lips moving against you. his hair is cold, still dripping from the rain.

"it'll be over soon, i promise."

your body automatically turns to him, seeking shelter in his chest, arms wrapping around his waist. a crack of thunder pangs, but it's not as loud this time. you're melting into your boyfriends touch, his arms rubbing soothing lines along your back, rocking you with him. the anxiety in your chest lessens, every minute that goes by you can feel yourself calm just a bit more.

felix dips his head down as he delicately pulls you back, eyes meeting your own. "it's not gonna hurt you, it's okay. i'm here, baby."

a few kisses are pressed on your cheek, and then one on your forehead. he hums, cheek resting against you, the feeling vibrating through your body.

you're not sure how long you sit like this, but you haven't felt and rumbles for a few minutes. when you've calmed down a bit, you lean back, rain still pouring down on the windows.

"i'm still mad at you."

the corner of his mouth turns up at one side, his fingers rubbing along the bloated edges of your cheeks. "i'd be disappointed if you weren't."

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GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I UPSET MYSELFFFFF

[bluejay-makes]

U know like. Nyah

[tomato-bird-art]

I like to keep myself busy with my many projects and interests because if I think too hard and look at my life and whatever I have to be confronted with the situation that the only way I've been able to consistently make friends and meet people to vibe with on deeper levels has been online and that being in the current community situation I know how to navigate and be kind and interested but I feel bad for always feeling distant. I know I'm friendly and kind and many people like and love me but its just very stupid...I know there are things I need to work harder at and esp as an adult a lot of stuff is just down to habits, community needs to be maintained and it takes work and investment etc. Sometimes I'm afraid Im too self centered and cringe since I get lost inside myself a lot and then I feel a very intense sense of idk spiritual wrongness of being idk and it suckssssss but then idk I snap out of it and then (also selfishly probably) I just take solace in whatever brain obsession of the day is and also idk my own pride in "at least I can create and I'm cool and smart and a good poster nyah nyah' but it's like blabla treasures in heaven blabla la if u don't love ur nothing but a clanging cymbal and all that until the next occasion. Idk I'm responsible for my own self and well-being and I wish I didn't shoot myself down whenever I have a Fun Idea of Something Expressive to do get it but also hhhhhhhhhhdjdjdjsdjdjdjidjdhhh

[k3ir4eatzoranges]

Some drama happend and this girl wants to fight Nyah, it’s so insane how one sided this is. But I’ll let u all know. I hate gng gng and immature people like her.

[thelovelybitten]

vera’s first watch of south park — season three (part 1)

I’m on a roll rn, I’m also sick so it’s binge time.

EPISODE 1:

Jennifer ANISTON ??? Big slay on her part

Oh LORD KENNY IS WHIPPED FOR THIS CUTE BLONDE GIRL

CRAIG !!!! FINALLY HIS FIRST APPEARANCE!!

Craig: *flips people off* an icon fr

He’s a cute kid aw <3 ily Craig

Kenny: WOOOOOOO

KELLY she’s so cute

KENNY maybe u need to not muffle babe (but at the same time, it’s his staple)

Kenny lying to Kelly abt being poor NO

YO THIS FUCKING POPPED OFF

THE BOYS ATE THE CHOREO (maybe except Kyle lol)

Nah bc Kelly ate her solo

“AAH, SNAKE” nah dude, it’s just a branch

“AAH, SNAKE” no, that’s the same branch again

SO FUNNY I LOVE STYLE

Note: stan is scared of snakes

Kelly so true, but pls get with Kenny for comedic relief and happiness for him bc he gets brutally murdered every ep pls and thank u

KYLE RLY FUMBLED THE BAG WITH THIS CHOREO LOL

Kenny SAVING KELLY so cute of him

Kelly in her mixed emotions state of mind

Kenny being done with this shit

Are they rly gonna die

Kenny and Kelly are so cute what

Stan & Kyle say their iconic line and Kelly is like? ARE U PEOPLE STUPID ??? HELP HIM and resurrects him before the ep ends

ANYWAYS SO CUTE

EPISODE 2:

What the— Kenny is dead already ? Y’all weird

KENNY IS DATING KELLY HOW CUTE <3

Randy: :| I’m a geologist

Wait omg i now know what Kyle is looking for… ARE U FR

That’s so awks for him and for me

“Resurrection” KYLE UR BRAIN IS ON ONE BRAIN CELL

“Screw u guys, I’m going home.”

Wait cartman do be Jesus on the cross THEY ACTUALLY LEFT HIM THERE FNDNJSDJVJKSJ

“GET ME DOWN FROM NYAH” sjbjkdsbjgbk he’s got so many good lines

RANDY MARSH DAY kinda epic

Whoopi ???!??@@?@

Randy eating left and right very slay

Kyle… honey….

It’s hot out, and stan & Kyle are still in their winter wear

“Uhh… it sucks ass.” - Stan

Gerald: unbothered

^^ and flabbergasted

Pog champ randy marsh

CARTMAN LMAO he’s got that skinny bod babe

EPISODE 3:

OH LORD I WAS LITERALLY AT THE OPTOMETRIST LAST WEEK AND GOT MY EYS DILATED AND I LOOKED LIKE MY CAT WHEN THEY WANNA POUNCE ON SUMTH

All the homies hate that chef is gone

The core four: ?!?!?!?!? Not this bitch dating our councillor from the cafeteria LMAO

I have a stigmatism too cartman <3

The core four (again): >:OOOOO

“But MEEM”

Damn cartman’s eyes are fucked

“AAAA IT’S THE SUCCUBUS” — Eric

HOLY SHIT THAT SCARED THE FUCK OUTTA ME

*muffles explanation of how to kill a succubus*

Jesus CHRIST

CHEF IS BACK <3

EPISODE 4:

Harmonica ate

Okay not Kenny slander >:(

What the fresh hell is this

AYO why garrison sleeping w pigeons >:(

Eric…. LMAO

This ep is boring tbh

OH MY LORD WTF

That was v gross

Chaos

Kenny ate the costume

Yeah no this one was BORING

EPISODE 5:

Craig… unbothered king

KENNY ATE IN HOME EC

Wendy wanted shop class >:( the gender roles

Omg creek crumbs

Damn they wanna start beef with tweek and craig very devious of them

Everyone betting on who’s gonna win

Craig… i love you so

“Red racer is on.” “Craig, you can watch Red Racer any day of the week” “I DO WATCH RED RACER EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK.” Get him Craig , ain’t no one getting between u and ur show babe

*slams door* so iconic of him

Oh but when IT’S ABOUT STRIPE THE GUINEA PIG, IT’S WAR

Stripe >>>>>>>>> anything else

Poor tweek omg :’( he’s having issues

LMAO EVERYONE IN CRAIG’S FAMILY FLIPS EACH OTHER OFF HAHAHAH

Core four fights each other aww they family fr <3

Are tweek and craig really gonna fight??

Wendy gaslighting and helping stan as she should

Tweek and Craig tapping each other :’) so cute

Tweek ate that boxing

CARTMAN LMAO

Craig… cartman ain’t SHIT

HEYO GET OFF KENNY HE’S DOING WELL :’(

Kenny’s got trauma :’( don’t force him to do that wtf

JESUS THIS FIGHT GONNA BE WHACK

LET’S GO THE BOYS ARE FIGHTING

Style gaslighting creek

I had my eyes closed for Kenny’s death i have trauma

Omg THEIR GASLIGHTING IS TOO MUCH LMAO

I loved this one, made up for the last ep

EPISODE 6:

AYE…ERIC

Wtf is this panda…

This one is a big trigger so bear with me, commentary might be short

Excuse me???

DON’T COME FOR MY SON STAN

FUCK OFF CARTMAN

EXFUCKING SCUSE ME??? This is BULLSHIT

I hate the stan slander

Note: stan has asthma

Victoria??? WHAT THE HELL

I HATE THIS PANDA.

Jesus

Clyde and Bebe wanting to sue someone… I’ll take my Clyde/Bebe crumbs

NO NOT THE BOARD SCRATCH YUCK

Omg Clyde and Bebe ate

Kyle’s dad is yassified purr

CRAIG I KNOW U AIN’T COMING FOR MY DAUGHTER— UR STAN CARD IS REVOKED FOR THE TIME BEING, DON’T TOUCH MY GIRL WENDY

EVERYONE side eyeing KYLE'S DAD

[superkawaiimothman]

More CATastrofiend because i am, as they say, back on my bullshit Nyah

[krytus]

:3

[sleepy-purin-kun]

わぁぁぁ~ I see I have over 20 friends who decided to hang out now! This is very exciting. To keep things fresh and fun, today I will try to become a cat! ♥♥♥ I wonder if Kitty will be willing to give me lessons? (.❛ ᴗ ❛.)

- have a nice day , your pudding son ₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌₎

[4mulaone]

like..........nyah

[kilersarequiet]

was looking through my files saw this, i completely forgot to post it!!! T_T anyway, here’s me and mick (slipknot)!! lol this was super fun to do!  🖤

🖤  picrew credit  🖤 🖤  credits to @at-least-thirteen​ for coming up with the idea, huge thanks to her!! ^^  🖤

[bcatboy]

amateurbunburyist >>>>> bcatboy

[pumpkinbirth]

Nyah!!! It is I 🐈 anon!!!! It has been so long!!! I hope you're doing well and today I'm craving for something sweet.

So I saw the post of the pregnant witch and now I cannot help but want to think of a witch who was over due by a week and wants their partner to watch her give birth in the outfit in said picture.

Let the partner do as they please, tease the witch, make the witch birth on all fours as the baby spreads her folds, but keep those panties on.

"Are you comfortable?" you asked, for what had to be the fifth time now. I simply nodded, grinning over my shoulder at you.

You didn't even have to tell me that you wanted to watch me give birth, I could tell just by how you'd been behaving around me. Always stroking my belly, kissing it, asking when my due date was again, and the way you'd been so glum when said due date had come and gone with no baby yet. So when my belly had dropped this morning, I knew I could make it up to you.

Plant magic was as easy as breathing to me, so I'd carefully strung myself up on display for you, my wrists bound together behind me, my legs bent and spread apart, everything on display for you.

Well, almost everything.

You'd once let slip how hot you thought clothing birth was, so of course I had to include it for you, keeping my panties on while getting all trussed up. They'd been small on me before I got pregnant, so now they clung very tightly to me, the lips of my cunt almost visible through them.

It was all worth it to see how much you were already loving it, running your hands over my bound body, over my overdue swell, over my covered yet spread pussy. Our enjoyment was only getting started, and I exhaled slowly as I felt my belly tightening. "O-okay, here we go...u-uhnn..." I moaned quietly, the contraction now fully encircling my belly, pressure building and building, until dissipating. All the while your hands were firmly planted on my belly, feeling as much of it with me as you could. Once it had passed I glanced over my shoulder at you, chuckling at how flushed and aroused you were just from one contraction.

You were in for a treat.

Again I contracted, and again you worshiped my laboring form, over and over for what felt like hours. Not that I minded, especially not when you'd moved your mouth to my clothed pussy, running your tongue over my soaked, covered folds as my body crept closer and closer to finally giving birth. Your tongue felt so good, even through the fabric, that I didn't notice the mounting pressure over my impending orgasm. The faint pop from within gave it away, though, and my eyes widened as I felt my waters gush heavily and hotly from me, absolutely soaking you. Incredibly this didn't stop you, and I wailed with overwhelming pleasure as you continued lavishing my cunt with your mouth, my waters still dripping messily.

"O-ohh fuck, it's coming, it's moving..." I managed to breathe, manifesting more vines to keep myself steady for what was to come. You trailed kisses up the length of my back, coming to stop at the nape of my neck, panting hotly against my flesh.

"Fuck, you're so good for me, d'you know that?"

Your praise made me chuckle, briefly distracting me until I felt a familiar pressure building, more intense now that my waters had broken. Stepping back you gazed intently at my cunt, watching as, with every contraction and push, something began to strain against the ruined fabric of my panties. Inch by inch I pushed our baby's head out, letting out a victorious moan as I fully crowned into my panties. Not wanting to lose the momentum I'd built, I fully bore down into the next contraction, and your eyes widened as the fabric bagged out even further, another hot torrent of fluid soaking it as I finally gave birth.

[actualbird]

you talk about marius like he's a particularly chatty cat that lives in your neighbourhood that you dont know the owner of. this is not a critique.

JBSDKJGKDGBS YEAH THIS IS NOT A CRITIQUE, THIS IS STONE COLD FACTS!!!

i mean im pretty sure we're all MEANT to talk about him like this. mhy did a great job cat-coding marius von hagen to be meowrius von nyah-gen.

an attention seeking personality, coy and confident vibes, a sneaky tendency to "trick" the love out of people towards him (bro, ur not tricking anybody, they legit just love you, u aint slick), and MANY OTHER FELINE QUALITIES.

plus in his character pv he literally says "[...] I'm just a cat." mhy introduced us to marius with him proudly declaring himself catboy, mad fuckin respect for this dude.

and marius is True Catboy, hes cute and insufferable and if you ignore him hes going to start scratching ur home's walls and yowling his SORROW, PAIN, SUFFERING, HELL ON EARTH, IM UNLOVED AND SO SO NEGLECTED AND---

ppl he loves: //gives him affection

marius: hehe, i was just pretending be sad but awww, you really do like me! gotcha! >:3

(hes not gotcha-ing anybody. we all know, they all know he just desperately wants sincere care and love and is constantly hiding that desire behind flimsy facades of casualness)

how are we supposed to cope with this?? my decided coping mechanism is to talk about him and write him exactly like how u said all the time forever.

in conclusion:

[undertalethingems]

do u think papyrus replaces the beginning of all onomatopoeia with “ny” ....??? i feel like he does

... you know, like nyah?