#u h whats my tag gonna be on this blog

[cattaliatayuun]

Real photo of me my WoL upon receiving a copy of Encyclopedia Eorzea vol.1

[crossbackpoke-check]

glad to see that d3 vid made it to you as well because ohmigosh... i've watched it like 6 times already and it's still just as wild and good as the first time. like the way they all had an answer?? imagining them sitting around having conversations about who they'd like to marry on the team - not to mention the way babies were mentioned more than once. these kids are/have been on tumblr and ao3, they know what's up lol

(also side note one of the guys who said mason, he said it was bc mason was a good cuddler which sent me too - so you guys have cuddled. regularly. like WOW.) not even gonna talk about the one who picked his brother though wanting someone to do your taxes is so real

rotating "hopeless romantic + old school" in my mind, like what does that even mean?? flowers and chocolates and kissing you goodnight at your dorm room? does he pull out a chair for you before you sit down? idk, it was such a sweet and genuine answer

tldr i love them all and can we get more teams doing this please? i've never paid attention to d3 in my life but suddenly i need to know more

- @bondedpairs

every time i watch the video i just start laughing so hard, it brings me so much joy and i cannot thank kasper moregraceful enough for bringing it into all of our lives 🥺 *

AND now i get to pitch that i think everybody should watch more college/local hockey to have that type of joy all the time!!! tickets are usually pretty decently priced, you get your narratives right in front of you (my notes app has some. thoughts) and you get the same emotional attachment and watch your guys develop throughout their careers!!! a lot of the time you can find really fun social media for college teams in particularly because of student media programs but if you are not already an ahl watcher: may i recommend stalking their youtube channels. lehigh valley phantoms spelling bee videos are one of my favorite things in the entire world and the milwaukee ads have a lot of fun content too!!

[fle4floves]

heehee hoohoo

Sneak attack

SNEAK ATTACK ,,!!! <333

THIS IS SO SOFT ,,,, you’re getting so good at colouring ohmygaiddd !!! It all compliments each other SO WELLL

I love his little tail curling around Fraggle flea that is so sweet aaaughhhh .,,,… sobbing and CRYING. IN THE CLUB 🔥🔥

[shehungthemoon]

We can also talk abt those 'fuck me' eyes at that last bit. As a treat.

*House M.D. Season 3 spoilers* I was very passionately observing the Chase and House dynamics on my rewatch and this scene didn't leave my mind for a second.... House sitting back impressed because Chase figured him out while the others were blaming each other.... something to talk about

[fairyhaos]

FAIRYHAOS TURNS ONE YEAR OLD ?!??? 🤍

good morning guess what!!!! today marks the 1-year anniversary of user fairyhaos 🥰🥰

crazy to think that one whole year ago, i was making this account and posted a svt hc for the first time and, now, 365 days later, ive grown and become a blog that's frankly astonishing in size. i just wanted to say thank you to all of u for being here with me! i did not expect this blog to grow at the startling and amazing rate in which it did, and im so grateful because it's because of all of you that this has happened. <3

from little platonic headcanons to follower events to having a tracked tag to even making gifs now (!!! how did that even happen pls) ive learned so much during this year alone, and it's been utterly incredible to go on this journey with all of you 🫶 you all mean so much to me, truly.

i was thinking of maybe doing something for this day, but im gonna be honest, i couldn't think of anything 😭 but just know that i love u all a great deal and if there's anything that u wanna do to celebrate, im all ears!! you're all so, so precious to me, and i really do want to do something to celebrate this blog's birthday!

and ofc, is this really an celebration post by fairyhaos if i don't talk about my moots?? you've all made the experience here even more wonderful and im rather ia these days (cries) but i miss u and im thinking of all of u always ^_^

@etherealyoungk @weird-bookworm @rubywonu @blue-jisungs @haecien @slytherinshua @icyminghao @wheeboo @eternalgyu @y-ves @trblsvt @idubiluv @odxrilove @arafilez @soonhoonsol @dalkyeom @gyuswhore @hannieheartuu @h-ao @hannyoontify @jeonsupershy @jeonwon-wonwoo @kyeomyun @leech4ns @chwedout @vcrnons @boosari @meowonhao-main @mesanthropi @mirxzii @17isrighthere @wonwoonlight : u are all the people who mean theee most to me, and im so grateful to have known all of you!! 💗

and how can i forget everyone else? thank you to everyone: all of my readers, all of my anons - named or not - and anyone who's ever interacted w me, my fics, my gifs, anything at all.

one year with this blog... insane. you've all brought me unspeakable amounts of joy in this year alone, and i hope to be able to give that back to u all tenfold in the future 🫶

💌 - yena xx

[bokutosbiceps]

stay away 

kure raian x afab!reader | fluff/angst (??) | 300 words

warnings: yandere!raian if you squint ? mild cursing because d u h. 18+ themes.

a/n: good lord, i've missed this man so much 🥲 i lowkey wrote this for myself because i know raian probs ain't in the new season, so no one's in his tag. everyone's an ohma slut now, which is totally understandable + valid.

raian returns to his primal instincts, snarling and sneering and baring his teeth at anyone who comes within a five foot radius of you, when you're bearing his child.

his eyes are always trained on your swollen belly, a sense of pride at his accomplishment of doing that to you is shoved deeper into his chest to make room for his need to protect you. “can't let anyone near our kid. i knocked you up, it's my responsibility.” you didn't even know the word responsibility was in his vocabulary. maybe getting you pregnant was all that was needed to bring out a more mature raian, a raian that could proudly be appointed head of the kure clan by his grandfather. 

his arm is always slung around your waist, pulling you close to him everytime he hears your heart skip a beat or your breath become shallow. “it’s just my body adjusting to the baby, rai.” you’d always tell him, but he doesn't care. if he senses anything out of the norm for you, he's there in an instant.

his head is always on a swivel, daring anyone and everyone to even try coming close to you. let 'em try it, he'll fucking kill ‘em. quick and easy. “rai, i can protect myself!” is what you’d say, but he always just grunts in response. “you're my bitch so i'm gonna take care of ya.”

and even though you thought it was sweet, the way that raian would palm your belly and growl as he pressed toothy kisses to your neck and jaw always made you feel like you were being harbored by a beast. and that your only purpose to him was to give birth to his progeny. 

but to say you were okay with being bred by him was an understatement.

tag list: @thebigevilsamp @kenganparadise @kengan-ass @tearslikeglass-blog @aloelotustea @juliusreinholdswig @itbitesback

[crappymixtape]

a love letter // 1k follower celebration

M O R E T H A N B E A U T I F U L T O M E 🎶 love you always, 1000 follower mixtape playlist!

REQUESTS CLOSED // you open your locker to grab a book before heading to class and see a clear cassette case sitting on top of your things. inside is a mixtape, love you always, xoxo, written messily across the orange label. a crinkled piece of graph paper accompanies it, the track list written down, words scribbled next to each song especially for you. an inside joke from eddie that makes you giggle, a flirty note from steve that makes you blush. the songs make you think of swimming in the quarry, of sharing a joint on the stoop, of late night drives and snuck kisses behind the garden gate and snuggling close on the couch watching movies. ( PARTY UNDER THE CUT! )

MIXTAPE INSTRUCTIONS ( REQUESTS CLOSED ) as you listen to the mixtape, choose a song ( an emoji ) below and send me the emoji in an ask here with the appropriate info! *DISCLAIMER: if you miss anything from the ask, i won't be able to answer! i'm gonna try my damndest to answer every ask that comes through, but will close my inbox after the weekend! i'll tag you in you the post when your ask is done! xoxo

💿 SONG LOVE -> tell me which boy you want for this! when you choose this emoji you'll get a song recommendation along with a little fic blurb inspired by the song ( boy x reader ). ✏️ FIC LOVE -> tell me a boy and a genre you want for this! when you choose this emoji i'll provide you with a fic rec centered on your choice of boy and genre ( smut, fluff, angst, series ). 💌 LOVE NOTE -> tell me which boy you want and your mood! when you choose this emoji i'll write you a letter from your boy of choice and tailor it to your mood / what you're needing from them ( boy x reader ). 🤍 WRITER LOVE -> choose a question from this list and i'll tell you more about my writing or process on a specific fic you love or just in general! OR bother me about my WIPS ;)

SMOOCHES FOR MY WRITERS ( FIC & WRITER RECS ) please come through and follow / read these lovely writers. this place was here before i got here and most of these people were here before me, so go go go! read and reblog and shower them with love cos they deserve it! 💋 ily you babies, so glad you're here with me xoxo.

☀ @inkluvs ☀ @fiveraccoonsinatrenchcoat ☀ @carolmunson ☀ @abibliophobiaa ☀ @dukesmebby ☀ @finalgirleddiemunson ☀ @curseofaphrodite ☀ @softharrington ☀ @starrystevie ☀ @acourtofsnakes ☀ @theshireisburning-so-mordoritis ☀ @a-dealwith-god ☀ @keeryshousee ☀ @lofaewrites ☀ @wroteclassicaly ☀ @katyswrites ☀ @schoopsahoy ☀ @andvys ☀ @chestylarouxx ☀ @supernovafics ☀ @superblysubpar ☀ @sswwmmpptthhnngg ☀ @harrywavycurly ☀ @thyme-in-a-bubble ☀ @lovebugism ☀ @sailor-steve-blog ☀ @sattlersquarry ☀ @plainemmanem ☀ @skullrock ☀

@curiositydooropened ☀ @luveline ☀ @stvharrngton ☀ @loveshotzz ☀ @forever-rogue ☀ @forevermoreharrington ☀ @livingintheupsidedown ☀ @annab-nana ☀ @familyvideostevie ☀ @theemporium ☀ @1986harrington ☀ @lucasnclair ☀ @roanniom ☀ @upsidedownwithsteve ☀ @stevebabey ☀ @starryeyedstories ☀ @kimmyiewrites ☀ @softharrington ☀ @hollandweather ☀ @palmtreesx3 ☀ @stevesbabysittingservice ☀ @princessdave ☀ @sweetsweetjellybean ☀ @fettuccin-e ☀ @honeymunson ☀ @usedtobecooler ☀ @aloneinthehellfire ☀ @poguemunson ☀ @myobmaya ☀ @reputationmunson ☀ @sincerelyyoursg ☀ @harringtons-cupid ☀ @spinmewriteround

AND HUGS TO YOU! YES, YOU! XOXO, 💿 KATE

the biggest thank you of all goes to YOU, the person reading this! i used to suffer so bad from imposter syndrome ( i still do from time to time! ), but once i grew the courage to start sharing my writing here ( and you showered me with support and love!! ) i realized just how much i love to write and create with these characters we all hold dear to us. know that i recognize all your handles ( and get so excited when i see you like and reblog!! ) and love seeing you pop up in my notifications.

so thank you!! thank you for your kind words, unhinged hashtags, random messages and memes, and for getting me to ONE THOUSAND FOLLOWERS! i am still in shock! love you so, so much and can't wait to share what i have in store for 2024 ♥️

xoxo, divider love to @cafekitsune!

[fumifooms]

Do you know about the Marchil h-doujin, just called "Marchil Meshi"? (Dunno wether you're comfortable about adult content regarding the ship. If not, sorry and feel free to ignore).

Imagine my surprise… When a few months ago, I was looking up places to buy doujins for dunmeshi online bc of that new-ish laimar (sfw) doujin and I find, many many nsfw ones bUT AMONGST THE HORDE… MARCHIL MESHI. I ate it up. It’s a lil iconic to me ngl, I quote it in my head sometimes. Marcille angrily gesturing always gets me cackling. It honestly has no business being this good, it was made pretty early on in the story so many years ago, and STILL! So in character, and honestly so funny, AND no weird business either. Like listen, I scour the internet, looking for any marchil content, any marchil content at all… And find a dry af desert, no life here, literally jackshit nothing. Only Pixiv has some afaik but the nsfw is def… Hm. 😔 (2 fics tagged chirumaru on there btw!! That aren’t mine lol) Thank you marchil meshi author if I had to pick 1 piece of marchil nsfw to exist I’d choose this one (honestly that’s already so close to reality lol) Thank u Asaki Takayuki I owe u my life. I like zines but I’ve never bought doujins before so it didn’t cross my mind, but dunmeshi is taking a lot of my first times in fandom engagement and I bought said laimar doujin just the other day hehe 

I do want to keep my blog generally sfw but yes I’m 100% cheering on nsfw marchil content from the shadows, glad that ao3’s finally getting some too. I hope that fic writer makes more… Tallman Chil is so so good but I hope they also do some more general premises, which the end notes on that one do make me hopeful 👀 I want more marchil writers in general. More marchil fanartists. Sfw nsfw idk I need to be fed 😭 (<- This post was drafted before that new marchil smut fic WOOHOO. So much new marchil content this week!!)

Oh while I’m here, I find this so funny/odd, but in japanese fandom ship names are simply the beginning of each name smushed together, like marchil or chilmar. The order of the names is that the first one is the "top"… Idk how jp fandoms live without switches but aight, but in m/f ships this means that typically the man is the first half of the ship name right. WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT marchil is so much more used than chilmar lmaoo. Even more stats: On Pixiv, the tag marchil had all the artworks, but the chilmar tag had all the fics. Ain’t that wack to think about. Anyways marchil or chilmar idc you go guys

Sighh thinking about them. They are so "I beg your pardon??!" "Then beg", "Fuck you!" "Fuck me yourself you coward"… Forget stamens and pistils, Chil is the cursed "You see, there are keys and there are locks…"

More under cut since I don’t get to talk about this often, screenshots and hcs for horny time

^ said panel that lives rent free in my head and makes me giggle. I wish I’d just put the whole page here it’s my fave but nahh go find it yourself

Why are they like this. Like what is thatttt

I need to stop collecting these I’m making myself feel insane (thank you fic writer for that last one I’d never noticed but omg)

Alright hc time what was I gonna talk about… Ah yes ah yes. I def think Chil is a pest, he’s horny and he wants sex and is flagrant about it, but also we know that he stayed faithful for 4 years without getting any, I feel like realistically the relationship sex wise would 100% be on Marcille’s pace. And this is the fun part, bc would Marcille be very eager? Would she want to do the romance book correct™️ route and that means no tapping until marriage, or he needs to court her all princely first? I hc that elves have a much lower libido than humans because of the whole long af lifespan thing, it’d be kinda funny if Marcille was like "Let’s take things slow… 🥺" aka first base achieved after two years of being together lol

But seee that’s the thing too bc Marcille is so afraid of loss she might rush through things as well, she very well could like, jump on him right after confessing. Is Chilchuck kind of a shithead or is he very gentlemanly and romantic, wanting to do it right and treat her well? They are such a blank canvas of sexual chemistry listen LISTENNN there are just so so many ways you can go with them they are so special. God the banter… They cannot stop bantering for a second I swear So many kinks they could fit… I like uhh praise kink for him and for her… Idk she just really loves him and the emotional adoration is what’s at the core of her enjoying it all so like, loving Chilchuck kink, which turns out those two really match together 🫶 He makes her sing and ummm um you see where this goes. They are so grossly in love and into each other

They are so domestic. I hate them

[gravesung-moving]

*  ANSWER  TWENTY - ONE  QUESTIONS  ! some questions may be ‘ ??? ‘ instead of answered.

01.    NICKNAME  :  raine 02.    REAL  NAME  : emma 03.    ZODIAC  : gemini 04.    HEIGHT  : 5′9′’ 05.    WHAT  TIME  IS  IT  ?  : 10:54 am. 06.    FAVOURITE  MUSICIANS  /  GROUPS  :  lately it's been hoz.ier, air traffic controller, hal.sey (thanks hol), brick + mortar, the neighbourhood, zack hemsey (underrated, listen to him), and then just 100000 other artists that i only know 1-2 songs by because of character playlists 07.    FAVOURITE  SPORTS  TEAM  : uhh hh h (sweats) the sportsball sportsballers (nodding. i'm so cool and know a single thing about sp 08.    OTHER  BLOGS  :  @/huntershowl, my main blog! beloved oc, writing whom has changed my life in so many ways! also elizabeth bioshock at @/cewyll but the activity there is super low rn. she sleebin. once dragon age comes out she'll wake back up 09.    DO  I  GET  ASKS  ?  : HAHA. (TAKES A LOGN DRAG OF A CIGARETTE) bOY DO I MISS GETTING NICE ONES 10.    HOW  MANY  BLOGS  DO  I  FOLLOW  ?  : 133 (wow? goddamn) 11.    ANY  TUMBLR  CRUSHES  :  oo. i haven't been here super long (since The Resurgence at least) & pre-anime boy takeover this blog was more just a friends-only sandbox zone, so i don't do a lot of outreach still. —but also, who are we kidding, yes 100%: @vzmky's geto portrayal & art has me in shambles. same goes for @brazenlystrong, ur art and portrayal is so [chef kiss]??? (& lbr you two are a package deal SDHSKJDH) —@sasouken we've only written together a little bit so far, but i'm already like !!! EEE whenever i see a message or reply from u. such an honor honestly. —also silly but needs to be said, despite literally being mains @chaoslulled is STILL fuckin awe inspiring in every way. i still get a little thrill when i see ur replies AND I DO STILL READ EVERY ONE THREE TIMES 12.    LUCKY  NUMBER  : 4 (thanks artemis fowl) 13.    WHAT  AM  I  WEARING  RIGHT  NOW  : pjs... though im about to change into some kinda cuteass fall outfit for a walk outside & the gym 14.    DREAM  VACATION  : prollyyyyyy italy to visit mine papá... although tokyo & amsterdam sound very fun too i just love cities 15.    DREAM  CAR  : a solid public transport system 16.    FAVOURITE  FOOD  :  curry. any kind of curry 17.    DRINK  OF  CHOICE  : coffee (flat cappuccino or just drip w/ cream), spicy black teas (dont get me started ill talk forever), or if we're talking alcohol, i always gravitate toward floral gin drinks 18.    LANGUAGES  :  english but i am learning welsh for fun. at some point i GOTTA start learning italian but i'm putting it off because i'm lazy 19.    INSTRUMENTS  :  cello & piano, a ttteeeeeeeny bit of guitar, took vocal lessons for a while, but honestly cello is my main bitch forever and ever 20.    CELEBRITY  CRUSHES  :  c.ate blanchett, d.aniel henney, k.eanu reeves, j.anelle monae, k.ing princess, uhhh kaoru kobayashi has real hot scarred dad vibes in midnight diner (this answer has not changed since 2019 when i last did it) 21.    RANDOM  FACT  : i just started an art mentorship!! gonna be commissioned a custom mural (themed on isolation, there will be hellhound & lighthouse themes involved most likely lbr) & later this fall, doing some inking for a mecha comic under guidance of a local artist i admire so much. it's gonna take an entire year but i'm so excited about it, especially because i want to eventually make my own webcomic/GN about mx houndcreature eventually (soonish) 

TAGGED   BY  :  thiefed it.

TAGGING  :  y'all know by now that i barely have enough confidence to tag the earlier ppl. THIEF IT. TAG ME SO I CAN SEE. but also @tewwor because you tagged me in this 5 yrs ago

[totaldramafan-lauri]

.....!!!

!!!!!

H-holy crap-

MY BABY HAS 100 KUDOS-! AAAAAAAAAA-

A DAY!? I-it only took me a day, after I t-talked about it-!?

U-um....UM.....O-OK....! OK, th-that's cool! That's great.....! o///////o

S-so.....I guess I gotta stick true to my word, huh....? I gotta celebrate this.....w-with what I promised I'd do.....

......I-I'm not gonna do it right away. I'm gonna spruce some stuff up about my blog first. Add some new tags, add some new stuff to my pinned post....B-but it's gonna happen. I'm gonna do it.....>///////< H-holy cheese, I'm scared already....Sc-scared and antsy.....heheh.....

[riftdancing]

T h a n k y o u ! !

My queue right now is astronomically high compared to what it has been since my return to this community. It is full of reblogs in which I have left my love and adoration for all the beautiful work this community creates and I want to start making it a habit again.

It is my personal belief that reblogs are how this community thrives. Its how people get introduced to one another and how your work finds new people and I want to be one of those blogs out there who are constantly reblogging to uplift my fellow creators again. I want to break the habit of silently reblogging and start forging bonds with people again. I want to get to know you guys and interact more (send more asks and tag in more memes) and this is my first foot forward in doing just that!!

@shroudkeeper and @airis-ray both tagged me in this post and I just wanted to extend the most heart warming thank you to you both. Seeing people recommend my work gives me the biggest confidence boost in a community where my past has left me sorely lacking confidence. You both have inspired this trend for me and it just goes to show how far a little kindness can go.

I also want to give the biggest shout out in the world to @thefreelanceangel who is literally a huge part of why I'm still here and why I returned at all. All of your reblogs, heart warming tags, and encouragement is initially what drew me back in to writing and creating here instead of continuing to privately with write and interact with @gatheredfates and other friends. You make my skills as a writer and screenshot photographer feel incredibly valued and you inspire me to keep on creating. Thank you so much for that, because I honestly believe that without you (and Sea) I would not be present here.

And last, but certainly not least, the loudest shout out to my hype lady and the platonic love of my life, @gatheredfates who literally keeps me and my creativity going every day. Listen, her tags might be a little unhinged, but no one encourages me like she does. Her Ask/Question drive (you should check it out) is also hella inspiring and I love how much you do for this community both publicly and behind the scenes. This woman is an absolute angel and probably the best person I know. I love you dearly! Did I mention she is an INCREDIBLE writer and she comes up with some of the most creative and in depth characters? I adore reading her work and if you're reading this, you should definitely go read it.

In the end though, thank you for the little energy boost. I'm gonna keep on keeping on, but then I'm gonna keep on even harder by trying to engage more with you folks! Aw heck, now you're stuck with me. >:)

PS: Feel free to recommend more blogs!! The post I mentioned before introduced to me to so many new blogs and I have followed so many new people recently where as I have struggled to find others on my own in the past. Its been really refreshing! ♥

Anyway...

[wrestler-smash-or-pass]

Weekly Wrapup 12/31/23 (late!)

Top five smashable wrestlers this week:

Athena - 90.2% smash

Minoru Suzuki (Young Variant) - 88.7% smash

Swerve Strickland - 88.3% smash

Bret Hart - 71.0% smash

David Finlay - 69.1% smash

More stats under the cut, along with my observations, commentary, and some of my favorite tags...

Bottom five smashable wrestlers this week:

Marty Scurll - 23.8% smash

Jake the Snake Roberts - 31.6% smash

Neckstrong Roderick Strong - 32.8% smash

Trent Seven - 40.8% smash

Carmella - 47.8% smash

Most total votes this week (most enthusiasm)

Swerve Strickland - 444 votes

Athena - 337 votes

William Regal - 311 votes

Minoru Suzuki (Young Variant) and Bret Hart - 300 votes

And least total votes this week (least enthusiasm)

David Finlay - 152 votes

Trent Seven - 157 votes

Raven (ECW Variant) - 184 votes

Marty Scurll - 193 votes

Carmella - 205 votes

The closest match was Raven (ECW Variant) who won 95-89

Top Five Overall

Kris Statlander - 91% smash

Athena - 90.2% smash

Minoru Suzuki (Young Variant) - 88.7% smash

Swerve Strickland - 88.3% smash

Hangman Adam Page - 86.4% smash

Bottom Five Overall

Vince McMahon - 3.9% smash

Kane (Corporate variant) - 10.1% smash

Triple H (Terra Ryzing variant) - 18.6% smash

The Boogeyman - 22.6% smash

Brock Lesnar - 23.2% smash

Top Women Overall

Kris Statlander - 91% smash

Athena - 90.2% smash

Rhea Ripley - 84.2% smash

Julia Hart (Spooky Variant) - 81.9% smash

Chyna - 78.2% smash

Penelope Ford - 72.9% smash

Top Men Overall

Minoru Suzuki (Young Variant) - 88.7% smash

Swerve Strickland - 88.3% smash

Hangman Adam Page - 86.4% smash

Hikuleo - 86.0% smash

Jon Moxley - 84.8% smash

Top Tag Teams

The Golden Lovers - 80.4% smash

Best Friends - 66.7% smash

Motor City Machine Guns - 65.5% smash

Young Bucks - 43.8% smash

Ink Inc. - 25% smash

Average Smash Rating

Week 1: 52.7% Week 2: 57.7% Week 3: 54.4% Week 4: 62.9% Week 5: 58.4% Week 6: 55.9%

Holy shit you guys are horny for Minoru Suzuki. That was impressive. When the Swerve poll was posted, I was like "Oh yeah he's gonna go to the top of the men's rankings." No. Minoru Suzuki's bare ass from 30 years ago is what does it for Tumblr.

In other news, the Raven fuckers are vindicated. ECW era-Raven has been deemed smashable, but it was close. Four votes made the difference. I commented to my husband that trying to find a good photo of him was stressing me out, so he had a look and commented, "He seems like the kind of guy that is remembered for being hotter than he actually was."

On average, women are 73.2% smashable. Carmella has the dishonorable distinction of being the least smashable woman so far, and being one of two women to be voted not smashable (the other being Cheerleader Julia Hart). Sorry, anonymous person who called her "the most beautiful woman in the WWE." For those who are curious, men are 55.0% smashable on average. Also, this blog's women's division is comparable to the AEW women's division in that women have been featured in 10 polls total, compared to 82 polls for men.

Thanks for bearing with me through the Christmas and New Year holidays. I full on forgot what day it was for a few days there, then I got home from traveling and my keyboard broke??? so please excuse any typos because I am typing on the worst keyboard in the world.

And now for some of my favorite tags and comments

@booboo-eyedbambi on Athena: #not only would i smash i would let her kill me like a praying mantis if she so pleased

@grimdarkfandango on Swerve: #yes I know about the blood drinking and it was hot thank u

@arthausen on William Regal: #if I’m being honest. smash that old British cunt till he screams tally ho lads I’m arriving!

@arthausen on Neckstron Roderick Strong: #I love pathetic men and I would love to re-break his neck. smash

@saturatedsinset on Minoru Suzuki: #like yeah but you only deserve to fuck young suzuki if you also wanna fuck old suzuki. cowards

@pavlovean on Jake the Snake: #he literally has a mustache and a snake what more could you want

@theringleader on Bret Hart: #twirls hair heyyyyyyyy wanna talk about ring psychology?

[fictionkinfessions]

Heya, it's the Sal Fisher with the aggressive habitual typing quirks:

"chronic vasovagal syncope"

"Three major moods"

"Actually interacting with my source material"

*that long ass canon fanon, canon pets and LGBT canons post that I'm not gonna pull a quote from...*

"One of my favorite memories has to do with headbanging"

I was a weird typer before this, too. It mostly pissed Travis off, which was always kinda funny– and it's actually amazing how many more options I have with typing now. I mean. There are so many emojis?? Fonts?? It's just like...

H u h ??? Like WOW???

Obviously there's other shit, but holy shit. Look at all the shit I can type???

[I won't do it here because obviously blog rules... but who decided it'd be a good idea to give someone like me MORE ways to be chaotic in my typing?!]

But aside from typing like the most random person in the world, I just like?? there's so many Sal's??? Hi Sal's!! But also Larry's! Hi Larry's!! If there were any other people, I couldn't see you guys scrolling through tags and stuff, but HIIIIII!!!? WE'RE ACTUALLY STILL HERE AS A COMMUNITY?? WHY ARE OUR TAGS DEAD??

But also HI! HELLO!

Glad I'm not the only one, but uhh- I feel even more chaotic when I look at my confessions in comparison to y'all.

But genuinely, gahhhh?? other sally face kins are still ACTIVE here??? dear god I'm not alone, like, huh??? YAY!

[where is this going, what the fuck?]

Honestly, no idea where this is going I'm basically high on not sleeping right now so... yeah. I'm all over the place. Hi.

- Another goddamn Sal Fisher [Sally Face], 📼🎭

[sltanburn]

this town was once C U R S E D ... now it raises the ones who B R E A K T H E M. you're safe here. you can thank the ones who F R E E D us. their mark is STILL LEFT on this place.

welcome to SLTANBURN. this is a multimuse blog made up of original muses from the fictional town of SALTANBURN , NEBRASKA. this blog is based on the television series SUPERNATURAL , but also has it's own lore , in various different horror / supernatural / science fiction settings. this blog will contain SOME TRIGGERING CONTENT , and is not for anyone under the age of 21. the mun is 30+. loved and protected by the lovely jj.

↳ 𝙼𝙴𝙼𝙴𝚂. ↳ 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚂. ↳ 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂. ↳ 𝚆𝙸𝚂𝙷𝙻𝙸𝚂𝚃.

𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙸𝚅𝙴 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚂:

𝙰 𝚁𝙴𝙵𝙻𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙾𝙵 ... the battle between good and evil , humanity , family , love , FINDING A PURPOSE , legacy , i will always come back for you , never leaving a man behind , hidden love , repression , trauma of all kinds , i was cursed FROM BIRTH ... what could possibly scare me , finding belonging , learning what it means to be A COMMUNITY.

𝚁𝚄𝙻𝙴𝚂 𝙲𝙰𝙽 𝙱𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙾𝚆 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝚄𝚃.

we're gonna make this the first rule , as there won't be too many on her , but this is a NO HATE / DRAMA BLOG. i do not have the time or capability health wise to handle community drama , and this blog is intended to explore an idea i have been wanting to play with. DO NOT BRING DRAMA TO MY BLOGS. this will result in an instant ban.

next big rule ... i cannot always be here. i have chronic pain and anxiety and run several other blogs. when i have the muse for the characters on here , i will do my best , but do not hound me for replies. reminding me once is fine if i've been posting and it's gone unanswered , but no further than that.

this blog will be exploring a fictional town based on the CW show Supernatural , i will be putting a spin on this though , writing from the perspective of if HBO had picked up the series. that means there will be potentially HEAVILY TRIGGERING CONTENT on this blog. i will do my best to tag everything but expect violence , blood , and sexual content to be somewhat frequent on this blog. should i find anyone following my blog who is under 21 , i will block instantly. no offense , but i'm just more comfortable writing with mun's over 21.

i will be using formatted text , as well as gifs and icons in my posts , but this is not a requirement to write with me. i'm an aesthetic person , and i just find it helps me illustrate my content better. it will not change your chances of writing with me. i follow based on if i think we will write well together.

i love to ship. i love a good romance , and odds are i'll probably be game to at least discuss it. that being said , PLEASE ASK BEFORE ASSUMING A SHIP. it just makes me more comfortable to talk about a potential ship before jumping into it , and it helps with my anxiety.

all graphics , including the psd are done by me. please do not steal them , though feel free to ask about commissions over at my resource blog @defectedsources.

[tree-nuts-stuff]

[SUPER OUTDATED]

Omg wowwww an intro post I'm wildin today frfr. Anyway so basically this is our intro, it has basic information about our system, the names of our frequent fronters uh here's our system main blog [ @clutteredcollective ], we haven't done like, anything on there because we wanted to make an intro post first but I had to get REALLY bored to do this, and it's hard to give information about other alters when the one co-fronting rn has never fronted before. But yeah anyway here's our intro, we're super cool and interesting. I'm gonna post this exact same post on the system main as well, so tada. Finally connecting my blogs omggg. Gotta be proud of meee. Also, if any others that aren't listed here post on this blog or Anomaly Ridden, then it's up to them if they wanna tag their name, if they don't idk, Idrc it's their comfort. Just don't be surprised if you see some unfamiliar names (mostly Daves /h)

- Jackson ⚰️

(p.s. I linked my Carrd to my name in the intro area I spent days on it, it's so cool <3)

╰► 「 Corpse Cult 」

❝ Say my name and his in the same breath ❞`

꒰୨୧꒱┊B A S E I N F O．

> ⵌ collective age: (?)

> ⵌ body age: 18

> ⵌ collective pronouns: it/he/they

> ⵌ type: adaptive

꒰୨୧꒱┊F R E Q U E N T F R O N T E R S ．

> ⵌ Jackon | it/its | ⚰️

> ⵌ Special interests: Death, Dating sims, Marvel, Homestuck

> ⵌ Side blogs: @our-life-postings, @creep-impasta

> ⵌ DNI: Beta/Alpha kid shippers, problematic ships (homestuck specific)

> ⵌ Dirk | he/him | ⚔️

> ⵌ Dave | he/they | 🍎

> ⵌ Special interests: hanahaki disease

> ⵌ TG | he/they | ☕

> ⵌ Special interests: beatboxing

> ⵌ Side blogs: @cool-guy-username

> ⵌ Techno | he/pig/crown | 👑

> ⵌ DS | he/bird/doom | 🪶

> ⵌ Special interests: Death, time travel

꒰୨୧꒱┊B O U N D A R I E S．

> ⵌ PDA: ➵ ask

> ⵌ Touch: ➵ ask

> ⵌ DMs: ➵ yes (only some will respond)

> ⵌ Friend Requests: ➵ yes

> ⵌ Nicknames / Petnames: ➵ depends on fronter

> ⵌ Extra Info: ➵ Some alters speak with a typing quirk, they may or may not translate but usually another alter will translate. We have MANY Striders, please refer to them by their proper names! We split very easily, it's very unfun, but our frequent fronters usually change per month, Jack and Techno are the only consistent ones. ALMOST NO ONE IS THEIR SOURCE !! DO NOT TREAT THEM LIKE THEIR SOURCE !! Some will share details from their source if they are comfortable, do not push! Some alters are in relationships with each other, most of us see each other as family, if you have a problem with either of that, bye.

BYI/DNI

BYI;

We have autism, ADHD, chronic pain, and amnesia etc. (Some people have their own health issues they may or may not share that'll impact our life and communication)

We're a system and all of the above affects us greatly.

We prefer tone tags being used, bc we have no idea what y'all are talking about usually.

We get overtly anxious communicating online and it may take us a bit to get comfortable.

Do not bring syscourse to our blog(s), we don't engage in it, you'll be blocked.

Be aware that I am pro non-traumagenic systems, as it's not my business. Don't interact with me if that bothers you.

WE REBLOG STRIDERCEST (typically not Bro/Dave as that grosses us out and invokes trauma) WE REBLOG AND TEND TO LIKE AMD MAY EVEN POST ABOUT OUR STRIDERCEST RELATIONSHIPS!!!!

DNI;

Basic DNI criteria

Xenophobic, therianphobic

Pro-zoo, MAPS, etc

❝ I dare you to say they taste the same ❞`

[heleizition]

AIGHT im back and i did the reading and i need to know e v e r y t h i n g about the naruto au im not even fucking around. the amount of times ive fixated on that shit despite never finishing it is unreal. also which one was the one that got beheaded? because thats superb shit and i require more information to rotate them in my mind

HIIIIIII thank u so much for this ask i saw it at work and i was SO EXCITED to get home and tell u all about a) the naruto au b) eden who's the one who gets beheaded :3

BTW you can find the art i did of my ocs by checking out the tags on my blog of their name (ex nell art is under #nell, vik's is under #vik ...)

i'll start with eden !!! he's my token white haired guy (altho i have also a white haired girl in the same group of oc lol) to whom i do many terrible things. ever since i created him he's had a scenario where his neck got hurt (electric shock to his neck, knife injury, beheading to simply head explosiong lmao). he's an angel in the angel/demon scenario and the village's doctor in the farm au :3 he's always some sort of healer ! (he's that one "im a healer but... *cocks gun*" meme)

in the angel au he has extraordinary healing powers that antagonists want for themselves until they realise eden is not gonna give under the pressure and side with them so they behead him/make his head explode. not quite sure whcih one yet <3. except he doesn't die bc his power is more. body manipulation than healing and it acts by itself and stitch him back together . its a very traumatizing process but in return he destroys the other guys : D he's often nell's best friend in aus... moody guys who become menaces together. he was supposed to end up w jasper when i very first made him but eh !!!

THE NARUTO AU

okay so . disclaimer most of what i know of naruto is memories from what i watched when i was a young teen and a lot of sakura centered fanfics ive read the past few months lol

the story focus on on genin team but for the sake of the story ill jst go and talk abt the others too :

a) main genin team is nell, vik, lena and their teacher abel

b) second genin team is belly, jasper and eden with their teacher noah

c) cody is basically tsunade, titania is a civilian from a noble family who has a whole side story with lena lol

nell and belly (twins) are illegitimate kids from a clan's girl, who possess the clan's kekkei genkai. no i dont know what it is yet it's not even relevant to the story SEFJSEFOSFJOE

once their mother die they're put under the care of their mother's clan, where they're not rly treated well,,,, belly is a natural as using the clan's technic while nell isn't,,, they stick together but they're treated different and it sucks. tbh nell and belly's ways of dealing with family trauma is a recurring theme in all of the universes they're part of...

nell's fighting style focus on ice jutsu mostly, he's not a powerhouse but he's deadly. belly is more of a brawler type but i havent figured it out much yet :]

vik is an orphan who was groomed into roots (in universe it's a secret unit of ninjas like anbu but it's controlled by danzou who's a fucker and stole kekkei genkai including sharingans by STEALING DEAD PEOPLE'S EYES), who want's belly & nell's clan's kekkei genkai, and who's sent to pass as a new genin in nell's team to gain his trust and kill him and take his eyes,,, theres prob something going on to take belly's also but i havent gotten that far lol

lena (my BABYGIRL) is a civilian, born from a big player merchant family, who's supposed to inherit her parent's role but does Not want to :] she's lovely she's great she has a lot of chakra that she uses for summons (tigers!!!) and also she IS a powerhouse (uses . axes). not the most usefull of spy missions lol i love her <3

abel, in most of my stories, is a big brother figure to most of the kids especially nell,,,, i have not figured out yet what exaclty he does in this au BUT he and cody are old buddies and are destined to be together in all of my aus. anyway

quick other stuff, belly is very angry in hte beginning like her brother and does not know how to work with a team, jasper is kind and gentle and has to learn how to deal with her, also later masters mokuton (tree/plants jutsu) (which makes him very precious and rare), eden is once again a healer in this except he also works with poisons. bitch

and their teacher, noah, also works in torture and interrogation which will come up later.

basically the story follows nell's team as they meet and start working with each other, vik realising that maybe he's doing something that he shouldn't, almost kills nell once when infiltrating his living place but manages to get out when he hears belly coming in, discovers the power of friendship, then they're sent in the death forest for their chunin exam, antagonist guy sends more roots agents bc vik can't do the job, vik protects nell and lena, spills as much of the beans as he can before the seal in his throat starts to paralyze him, nell holds on to him for dear life and fights the other roots, lena gets one of her summoned tiger to go find eden and his team who save the day & also vik...

once vik is saved he cooperated with t&i and noah, who works on the case, adopts him,,, all is well. its not much . i feel like i had more thoughts lmao but its all messy in my head <3 thank u for reading