#u can find them on my tags list in my bio!! if any of u also want to see other swag fanarts!!

[crescentfool]

Hi 👉👈 I don’t have a lot to say, I just wanted to hi give you from across the room because I followed you for P3 but it turns out you and I share a ton of fandoms and I just think that’s really super neat.

You get a good grade in fandom taste 💖

WAVES HI!! thank you for the follow and message, it makes me happy to hear that you've enjoyed seeing the other media i've reblogged stuff of! P3 is definitely something i hold close to my heart, but i have lots of media i'm full of love for too! so thank you for appreciating it, i hope you enjoy your stay! 🥺💙

[salivapix]

some things have changed so we’re redoing this! i wrote ts in my drafts to copy and paste it onto the old one but tumblr's BITCH ASS won’t let me copy the whole thing so now i have to make an entirely new post 😐😐

anyway.

welcome to my blog !!

ur mostly gonna find omo/piss kink stuff here but if i’m feeling particularly feral i’ll post some other unrelated stuff too (listed below). there’s no real flow (pun unintended) or organization here; i just come here to be horny 💀

first and foremost: DO NOT INTERACT WITH THIS BLOG IF YOU ARE A MINOR!!! if your age isn’t in your bio (or somewhere easily visible on your profile), i will immediately block u. don’t like my posts, don’t follow me, don’t message me. this is an nsfw space for adults ONLY.

for everyone else -

u can refer to me as pixie or piper, or basically any other p name, idc 😭😭 i’m 20, a switch, and use she/he pronouns (preference changes every two minutes so whichever is fine). my activity on here is very limited bc i go through periods of sexual repulsion, plus i’m incredibly forgetful, so i might not always be online or responsive. pls remember that i do not owe u anything and if u get pissy with me for not engaging with u i will block u!!! i’m a firm believer in abusing the block button ❤️

that being said, i love meeting ppl in the community so pls don’t be afraid to dm me, send asks, any of that. i will not message you first as i’m too anxious so if u want to interact with me u have to be the one to do it !!! i don’t reject anyone unless u disrespect boundaries or threaten me/insult me/etc. (though, again, pls don’t expect responses right away or for me to be in the mood 24/7. i am not lmfao.)

ALSO, pls do not dm me and attempt to dom me. i’m a switch, yes, but a lot of my “subness” is fantasy based as that’s a part of myself that i’m still discovering, and i get rlly grossed out and upset when i actually engage in it. asks are one thing because it feels less intimate (i guess that’s the right word?) but domming dms are not something that i want so pls do not !!!

anyway, enough rambling, here’s what u’ll find on this account and what to NOT bring to this account ever. what i like most is highlighted in green and what i will not interact with period is highlighted in red. (note: i have tags for the red kinks blocked so i may still follow u if u post SOME OF them as long as they’re not the center of ur blog and they're tagged properly. but if u post sexually about children, animals, or real life gore/torture i fucking hate u.)

kinks -

omorashi/piss kink, humiliation, feminization, misgendering, drug kink, light mommy/daddy dynamics, dumbification, exhibitionalism, light non-con, intoxication (alcohol), body worship, orgasm denial, overstimulation.

limits -

incest/fauxcest, furry/zoophilia, P3DOPHILIA (literally die), choking/aphyxiation, piss drinking (like in cups n stuff), gore/torture, scat, emeto, eprocto, fat/body shaming, genital mutilation or pain, forced hetero, heavy impact play.

my main tag is #brainrottedpixie !! anything i post drunk or high (when i’m at my sluttiest 🤪) is tagged #pixelsrambles, and anything to do with omo/piss is #pisswhorepixie ^_^

[lalacatland]

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INTRODUCTIONs for this abomination! ❥╰┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈╯ in case anybody actually finds this!?

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lalacatland is literally just a group blog from a gang who are messing around and got no idea what they're doing ♪ if we tag anything inappropriately (when we properly tag stuff?) please send us an ask, the admin will rush to fix it~ FOR YOUR KNOWLEDGE: most of the members post whatever, be it fandoms or anything else so keep that in mind BYF now thats outta the way we can move onto each members introduction! ♡ ↓

»»———-　　———-«« @remiiox ₓ˚. the self proclaimed role-model of the group, yup. anyhow, i do not care what pronouns you use for me in the slightest so go crazy! im a closeted fool who is often lazing around on their computer or mobile device, dont fret as i dont bite. i have professionally diagnosed Autism, but for safety reasons theres no way i can send proof. i enjoy video games the most, i'll list my top interests~ Oneshot, Project Sekai, Deltarune and Undertale along with small budget franchises such as Hyperdimension Neptunia and Death end Re;Quest! MINOR but dont let that scare ya away as if im a bat in a cave~ »»———-　　———-«« @luminocitie ✩ͯ. hello! im luminocitie, but you can call me Sunny! my pronouns are they/them, if you have a gendered language, using he/him is ok! im aroace, im agender, i have ADHD my current interests are deltarune and undertale, but this may change »»———-　　———-« @crystalizepanda ˊ⸊ˎ ♡ Hi everyone! ✦ 〳 I generally go by the names Crystal and Alora, but you can refer me with any name/nickname as long as it's appropriate. I'm one of the members and friend that run the blog group, lalacatland. Pleasure to welcome you! ✦ 〳 This group consists of goofy posts and all of that sense of humor we like to engage in as we extend our silliness to the core. Nonetheless, we're here to have fun and participate in anything that entertains ourselves in constant joy and laughter :) ✦ 〳 Additionally, I'm a Christian that likes to encourage one another with passion and the Lord's strength. I am also a neurodivergent with autism spectrum disorder and my biological gender is a female. ✦ 〳 Furthermore, if you have any consistencies or concerns you would like to share with me, don't hesitate! I am here to provide and respond as soon as possible. If you want to interact with me as well, you're more than welcome to do so at your own will! No judgment intended! :) * May God bless you all and the opportunities that fulfill your life and future! ✞ ♡ »»———-　　———-«« @melodyzzx ┊ ˚｡˚

hello 🤯

js a brief introduction about me i guess

- my preferred names are calix, ace, and melody

- pronouns are they/them & he/him

- i'm aroace 🤯

- my current interests are jujutsu kaisen, mashle, and etc. 💡

- i like playing games, listening to music and drawing 🤯‼️

- my favorite colors are red and blue ‼️😋 »»———-　　———-«« @onyxvv ˊˎ﹤ | Heya, you can call me Onyx or Comet, I don't mind whichever one you prefer to call me as! | They/Them pronouns, pansexual n' nonbinary! | Your local artist n' gamer, and MLP or any animes and video games are some of my interests!! »»———-　　———-«« @crimsoncaprisun ◦ ≫ ₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ﾟ.〰₊⋆

┆Name.ᐟ; Rain

┆prns ;She/They ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁‧₊˚✩彡

૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა additional info!

☆💬。・socials ; if u wanna chat w/ me privately, add me on disc or insta! (im mostly active there so I do apologize) or dm/pm me here (as, I normally do I have my notfis on..)

Disc - drainj

Insta - Rainvibezx (pfp is a black cat in a blue bucket and the bio should say “:) I dont post much rlly but ya “)

★‧₊˚ - i like bred

☆・．❕「My friends will be more active than me ☠️」

11:11 ♡ »»———-　　———-«« DISCLAIMER: if anything is reposted (such as memes and etc, no art will be reposted, it will be reblogged if anything) then you can send an ask for credit up to removal, we wish for no trouble. anything with the tag #creationofthelalacats is ours!

[meromeramya]

🔞 "A Painting Of You" is an 18+ project. If you are under the age of 18 please do not interact 🔞

"A Painting Of You" is a Visual Novel made by two friends with a yandere theme.

"You are a young adult who is at an arts college and is unsure about your future path. What exactly will life prepare for you?"

♡ You can find the demo here: https://seali-n.itch.io/a-painting-of-you

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➽──❥ 『Trigger Warnings』: Cannibalism; Drug use; Suicide; Kidnapping; Manipulation; Gore; Rape; Vomiting; Self-Cannibalism; Codependency; Abusive relationships; Non-con voyeurism; Self-mutilation.

『This list could change at any moment as the game develops.』 ◇•◇•◇•◇•◇•◇•◇•◇•◇•◇•◇•◇•◇

➽──❥ 『Links』:

Art account: https://twitter.com/RabbitDollmaker

A Painting Of You Twitter: https://twitter.com/PaintingOfYouVN

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➽──❥ 『Additional Notes』:

♡About fan content creation:

Fanarts and Fanfictions are very welcome 💖 (please tag me so i can see, scream with happiness and reblog)

Headcanons and AUs are also welcome, fell free to use your criativity as you want.

♡About Asks:

NSFW (explicit or not) asks are ok, but, if you don't have your age in your bio when you make them, the ask will be deleted.

I'm not used to use Social Medias, so if i didn't responded your ask, don't worry, i will respond you sometime

♡Extra notes:

English not is my first language, so please be patient with me ;u;

I just can respond questions about my characters, in the case of "A Painting Of You", i just can respond questions about Joshua and the "other Yohan".

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[suvidrache]

NSFW Alphabet - Uryu

age in bio when interacting. minors do not interact.

Word Count: 507 / Read it on AO3 | Offline Version

A: Aftercare - What they're like after sex?

He's going to do what he can to help you out. Carry you to the bath, change the sheets, etc.

B: Body Part - Their favorite part of themselves/you?

His hands and your ass/breasts.

C: Cum - Taste, texture, etc?

A clear color, slightly salty, and sticky.

D: Dirty Secret

He has an album of the images you sent to him.

E: Experience - How much experience do they have?

None, he's never been in this position before.

F: Favorite Position

Lotus, missionary, any that allows him to see your face better. Occasionally doggy.

G: Goofy - How are they: serious, funny, etc?

Not entirely funny, but will try to relax the tension as much as he can.

H: Hair - Shaved, not shaved, color?

Trims every once in a while, black.

I: Intimacy - How are they romantically?

Very romantic. He's going to lay out petals and try to make each time different from the last.

J: Jack Off - How often do they masturbate?

Every once in a while. Maybe even more, he doesn't want to admit such things and is embarrassed he even does things like that.

K: Kink - Their kinks?

Breeding, watching you in the mirror, tying each other up.

L: Location - Favorite place(s) to do it?

The bedroom, nowhere else.

M: Motivation - What gets them into it?

Lingerie, tight-fitting clothes, and short clothes (crop tops, short skirts/shorts, etc.) Flirting/being suggestive.

N: No - Will not do/turns them off?

Anything that will cause pain, bleeding, or death. Threesomes.

O: Oral - Giving, receiving, skill?

Loves to receive, but prefers giving just because he doesn't want to seem needy. Over time, he'll be more confident and willing to voice how he feels.

P: Pace - Fast, rough, slow, etc?

Slow and hard, he'll go harder at times.

Q: Quickie - How often?

Every once in a while. Very rarely unless you initiate it. Again, when he finds more confidence, he'll voice his opinions.

R: Risk - Willing to take risks/experiment?

Highly unlikely.

S: Stamina - How long/many rounds can they go?

3 or 4 for about 45 minutes.

T: Toys - Do they have any/will they use them?

No, but he would be willing to use them to satisfy you. He would be blushing if you used them on him.

U: Unfair - How much do they tease?

Not much, because he knows that if you teased him enough, you would leave him a blushing and stuttering mess.

V: Volume - How loud are they?

Pretty vocal, but not too loud.

W: Wild Card - Something random?

He'd love to spy on you, but it would leave him with nosebleeds, so unfortunately, he just looks at the photos you sent him in a locked room.

X: X-Ray - Size, appearance, etc?

7, pale with some noticeable veins, a big vein on the underside, cut.

Y: Yearning - How high is their sex drive?

High, but he doesn't speak about it until he's confident. 

Z: ZZZ - How quickly do they fall asleep?

He falls asleep once you do.

© SUVIDRACHE — do not copy, translate, modify, or plagiarize my work. reblogs are appreciated!

Tag List: @thevoidwriting, @eli-chris, @stygianoir / Join My Tag List Here!

[ub-club]

ub-club home page. Welcome

!!WELCOME TO PAGE!!

UNDER THIS README U CAN FIND OUT MY THINGS:

BEFORE YOU FOLLOW OR USE MY ART OR ETC, JUST READ THIS:

-I AM AN ADULT BUT DONT POST WEIRDO SHIT!!! (this, however, does not mean i hate all weirdos ☝️🤯 and doesnt ENTIRELY exclude me posting something i gotta use a tag for [i tag all good so just block tags u dont wont to see :3])

-I have posted art here every once in a blue moon, but this is mainly just a reblogging account. My youtube is my most active, under the name unnabeam. (also theres a sideblog @unnabeam where i routinely [once a year 😇] reblog posts from here)

-If you have deleted art from old fandom accounts of mine.... 🙄😒

I generally don't care. Theres nothing truly horrible ive created so do whatever you want with old FANDOM pieces. Use them for edits or plagiarize them, trace them or whatever u want. Just don't be pushy and ONLY credit me by 'Unna' so I don't find you using them and people who like those pieces cant find me.

-I dont mutual follow people with who I have no similar interests or former communication.. so please refrain from following if your only interest is in being a mutual (unless you ask ofc, I can moot if u say hi :3)

-I will block you if you're a generally unacceptable person (this goes if you're into or make rancid weird shit/are horrible to others/are just fucking around/making ragebait in general, I'm not giving you the list of what all those people are called. that is not my job. I'm just some guy on tumblr, if youre a bad person you probably already know it anyways)

yeah I'm not gonna say anything else its just my tumblr Unna disclaimers I didnt want to stuff into my blog bio.

DNI IF YOU HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT ANYTHING THAT PUT OTHERS DOWN BY DEFAULT!!!

DNI IF YOU UMM... HATE... ME..

DNI IF YOU KEEP AN ANT FARM (joke!)

If you know me or think any thoughts about me you are free to say hello! You are also free to ask a question! I will answer :)

[daughterofsarenrae]

i saw in the tags of one of your reblogs that you work caring for animals, what sort of job is it? just curious (and also would love to work/volunteer with animals once i finish my degree)

Yeah! so currently my job title is raptor caretaker, I work at a museum that has 2 bald eagles, a kestrel, and a red tailed hawk. My job entails cleaning, food prep, coming up with enrichment, training, doing educational programs for the public, and all the little odds and ends that come with taking care of wild animals. it's super rewarding! i've spent time in animal rehab too but i really like working with resident animals bc it means you get to form relationships with them. My degree was in psychology/animal behavior, but biology/zoology is definitely what people seem to look for more on resumes. but honestly if u want to focus on training i think psych is a fantastic way to go, esp if u study it with the bio.

number 1 piece of advice for this field: start volunteering asap (esp if you're still in school and need service hours! 2 birds with one stone). it is sooo important to have experience but most importantly to know people! it also means you can try out different areas (rehab-0 relationship building, only physical care vs education animals- less extreme physical care & LOTS of relationship building, for example!) I might have gotten this job without my volunteer experience, but the exp got me higher pay and expanded job responsibilities from the original job listing. you're also not going to find these jobs on indeed, def look up places around you and check their websites. i think if you pay for an aza account you also get access to their job/internship listing boards, which can also be a great resource! there's a tier for people who aren't employed in the field but want to be

ALSO if you're going to be doing any educational work with the animals- go get your NAI interpretive guide cert. a lot of places WILL pay for it if you don't have it, but already having it makes you a much better candidate

If you have more specific questions, let me know! I'll be happy to answer them! what's your degree in/do you have an idea of what field you want to work in?

[her-canine-teeth]

INTRO Post YEAHG (ppl wanted this). this is LONG but there's a shorter version now!! exciting.

g e n e r a l stuff ig

(i have never made one so idk what to put here (it's way longer than i thigght though. sorry) but if u have any questions u can ask me everything! fr)

the names that i primarily go by here r mito n tomas (bc theyre the ones in my bio thing) but I have like a lot of names (bascially every word I like. more or less) so I guess u can just call me whatever??

I love music and I listen to almost EVERYTHING so it's hard to pin down a few artists. the ones i think r most underrated are flower face and aliceband though (if u ask i WILL make u a playlist. if u send me more music i will be happy). Idk i play guitar and I want to play drums which is hard bc I dont have any. also want to learn piano like this year

other than that i write pretty much (sb beta my stuff pls) oh and I have synesthesia which is fun Uhhh i love (over)interpreting things so there's a lot of that here and I csnt spell!! but I think thats obvious.

Im queer like in general

Im posting abt a lot of stuff, main interests (rn) are: tma/tmagp, starkid/sap, and yellowjackets. and discworld. we <3 discworld (sb ask me what my fav book is)

asks/dms r always open!! I love talking.

NOTE i wont be there as much the next 5 weeks, i think but u can still talk to me (pls do) ill just answer like a bit later

beneath that thing r my tags n projects it's rather long though i think. n this is long enough alr

t a g s

mitos incredible life - basically all of my original posts. whys it called that and not smth like 'my posts'? i dont fucking remember and id rlly like to know that too but im not gonna change it now. anyways it's everything from poetry stuff to edits to complaining etc

mine art tag - stuff i make, mostly edits and sometimes writing

spine - writing stuff im basically just putting somewhere when im on tumblr anyways and dont want to open the notes app. those are real life first drafts and not good

there r more i think but ig youll get them

p r o j e c t s

basically if ive planned smth for more than 1 day it's a project to me. If youre reading this I probably got multiple going on rn

the ones that are finished always have a like wrap post thingy

tag: tomas pulls thru

then I have a current wip status post which you can find here. like bascially what's finished alr and what's not n other stuff. (probably gonna forget this exists though so. might not be accurate I just love unnecessary complicated things).

tag: current wip status (if u dont wanna click the link or smth idek)

andd the post where the finished project r listed is heree

tag: project overview

IDK WHAT ELSE TO PUT HERE it will probably be updated. very sure but not the next few weeks bc as ive said i will be gone.

[variouscolors-old]

[Pinned] Welcome!!

Since we got this new feature, i’d like to take advantage of it to make clear people are aware of this blog’s etiquette.

The text below is an updated version of the rules (est. Feb/05/2022) which you can find it on the [Menu] in the desktop version of the blog. But I will be linking a few pages here for mobile users.

[Crossover list] • [Muses] • [Database] • [Lore] • [Ships] • [AU] • [HC] • [ART] • [Tag list]

Blog Status: Currently on depression season + trying to work on a few personal projects (YPD is one of them)

prev. url: @digitaladventurers

Rules below:

○ About Ni:

I’m Ni/Nina AKA digitalgate02 (She/They) and I’m 20+ I ask you: if you’re a minor please leave because I won’t interact with you & if you don’t i will softblock and perhaps block you if you insist. [full bio at the end of the post]

Thank you for passing by and please read all of this page, because some etiquette & info are present here:

Firstly, Personal blogs/Non-RPers following it please do not reblog any of my posts/art unless I state on the tags or on the said post that it is OK to be shared. I usually put warning of what can and cannot be reblogged. This is an RP blog and it can make me quite uncomfortable with it.  Also, if you reblog something here, I might silently block you unless you have a RP sideblog.

I tag things that make you uncomfortable, but please let me know on your about/rules pages OR warn me privately (IM or Askbox) so I can make you feel comfortable by following me.

Please TAG your N/F/S/W s/e/x & s/m/u/t posts.

I don’t follow for follow count. Also, I’m not mutuals-exclusive which means if I feel fine with you I will reply even if I don’t follow back. • I only follow multi-blogs from friends or if are digimon-only. I get a huge anxiety attack thinking i will be ghosted.

PLEASE BE 18+ YEARS OLD BECAUSE SOME OF THE CONTENT IN THIS BLOG IS MATURE. Please unfollow to not be soft-blocked. If soft-block does not work, you’ll be permanently blocked;

Please do not use passive-aggressiveness with me, it makes me uncomfortable. I only allow it to be done with my muses, but not with myself. • I don't need to make a note/rule about etiquette and not being a mean spirited person right? I don't want any anti-LGBTIA racist xenophobe following me and my other accounts.

The portrayal I mostly use for this blog is from both BR dub and JP version. I have zero idea about the US dub (or any other) so please be gentle with me. • I like 02 epilogue, Kizuna, 02TB and Adventure 2020 (Reboot/Psi) & I also have my own “epilogue AU” project, with a verse on this blog. If roleplaying with either of those is a big NO-NO for you, let me know and any foreshadowing or reference for them will be totally avoided. Also you can blog tags which has “kizuna” / "02tb" / “Adv2020″ / “digitimelines” / “epilogue” in it. Check the masterlist tag for details. • I’m canon divergent regarding some material: ▽ and Wonderswan games, as example. • For non Adv-verse muses, all of them are post-series unless stated in the tags. • I go with JP terminology & names, but I’m totes fine with dub names. If you start a thread with them, I’ll tag along with it. But if I’m the one starting it I’ll go with what I’m used to.

 I’m OK with duplicates/multimuses, all I ask you is please PLEASE do not compare or expect me to write my canon muses the same way as the others or you. If I get anyone doing that to me, I’m considering blocking. Same for anon questions trying to control how things are portrayed, aka “canon police” . As said previously, I go with BR dub and JP version for portrayal. • I do a lot of research and also analysis about some characters back and forth. However if you need to correct me about some incorrect information, please be polite and nice. I swear if you be aggressive/angry or passive-aggressive around me there’s chances of your message being misunderstood and causing me anxiety.

I know shipping is cool, but to ship stuff with me, you need to at least have been my acquaintance or a friend. Also must get totes permission from you to make some advance, like dating and marriage. • I do not s/m/u/t, sorry I’m actually not okay-ish with this kind of thread stuff and I blacklist those to avoid seeing it. • Ship-teasing is OK, and I do it most of the time!! But if you’re not okay or feel uncomfortable, tell me and muse won’t do those. Some of those kids are totally snarky and won’t lose the opportunity, however only if you’re fine with it. • I multi-ship a lot, but there’s some stuff I might be NOT OK-ish with like shipping minors with adults, digi/human or incest. I usually ship my muses as teen or young adults, or adults. I won't hesitate to block if you try to ship my adult muses with children, or a digimon with a human muse, or incest.

Please have some common RP etiquette: No godmodding, mind-reader,  etc. • Also please please, turn ask posts into normal posts, and trim them as well. If you can’t do it, please let me know and I will gladly do it for you. • Small actions like “following your muse” “passing an object to your muse” are OK, but if you have some doubt of what it is acceptable contact me first! • Please don't touch my muses without asking me first. Not this is about them, but more like... about how i don't like these kind of actions done before giving me some awareness first. Actions like hugging or giving head/back pats are OK, but things more aggressive like kissing or physical harm must be warned to me via DM. Sorry, I don't do those things to the others so you shouldn't do them to me as well.

 I love plotting & discussing stuff, so if you have that crazy idea or some angsty plot or just a funny prompt to be written with me, I’m always open for new things. For new friends & discussion. However, I tend to get quite fired up when discussing about the things I like/dislike. If it happens I’m apologizing right now for it.

Crossovers are my jam, but I kinda of put some limits on it. Like, I have to actually have small knowledge about the series to be able to put my muses in those other worlds if it is an AU setting. There’s a list of which series I’ve watched, I follow or simple enjoy.

I’m totes OC-friendly, but please let me know about your muse first. Because I love creating OCs too and I know it is hard to find canon RPers who’re okay-ish with OCs. • If your OC is related to any canon character I write, please let me know first. I get totally uncomfortable when people starts interacting with my muses like if they already know each other, so please let’s discuss and plot relationships together first!!

This blog is not a meme/icon resource, but you can get the icons i share at @goggle-digicons (aka the old blog now archived + working as digimon icon warehouse) • My icons with my fanart are exclusively for myself, but i have given permission to @yagamitaichi to use my art before in the past. So yeah, if you ask me first i won't mind lending some of my doodled icons to be used. If you steal them, i will block you asap.

○ I used to have a password, since not everyone sends it (tho it does not mean I won’t RP with you) I ditched that requirement. But if you still want to send me one, just sing “Brave Heart” chorus’ last line. I’m assuming that everyone reads this page by the way… ○

Icons credits: Tumblr: @7digitalheroes | @goggles-and-noodles | @digimon-icons | @iconwarehouse | @ofcanalave | @qtpiecaps | @guiltfreeicons |��@blujaerps | @facexclaimxcafe-blog | @fractalflare (AU Mimi icons made by @notsobubbly btw) Live Journal: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6]

About Mun:

Hi I’m Ni (She/They; 20↑) , I love Digimon in general but the series I work more is with Adventure series. I’m Ace/Panromantic, use she/her or they/them pronouns please. I’m a scaredy-cat kind of person who get nervous and anxious at first, but once we start bonding I will drop those and be more of myself.

I love to learn new things, so please correct me if needed but without yelling at me because I kinda of hate being yelled at, bad bad personal life experiences. My muses, despite some being quite closer to my personality are NOT me so please be aware of the differences between muse and writer.

I get super duper fired up when talking about the things I love the most. However I can be quite harsh and critic about said stuff as well. I tend to get a lot of brainstorms so if I’m messaging you that much please tell me and I will slow down my pace. 

I also get excited when writing a thread, so I tend to reply hella quick while I still have in mind what to say. Don’t rush me, but give me small reminders if I forget to reply since there’s a chance I actually forgot to or thought it was your turn when in fact I hadn’t reply in the first place.

I also draw. Like, a lot. Quite compulsive. Some of my non-canon-material icons are my own art. And I feel a bit uncomfortable by using other people’s art WITHOUT their permission. So yeah, I do my own fanart icons… When I get energy for those.

[queermarzipan]

OMG FIRST OFF I MISSPELLED LOL it's marz or marzi not ""narz"" 😭😂

that aside.... come on a magical adventure with me!! I'm going to put these in an Order bc i like Numbered Lists but u can do them in basically any order lmao

Give yourself a url you can remember. i promise you it will make it so much easier to find things later

Give yourself a cool blog title!! Mine was just "Random Shit" for a long while, it doesn't have to be creative, but definitely do it, it's fun

Put something in your description. this will make you look more like a human. I recommend pronouns bc no-one is gonna call u "he/him" if u don't specify, and it's also the literal most succinct you can get with a blog description, lmao. i have so much respect for huge fandom bloggers whose only bio is "[insert pronoun here]". gobless

GIVE YOURSELF A PFP!!! This will ALSO make you look less like a bot. Do not under any circumstances make your pfp YOURSELF, however. i might be able to dig up that one "starter pack" from when i first joined or a picrew for you (mine is a picrew of me ✌️ lol).

Forget to do anything about your nonexistent "banner" lmfao. do many people have such cool banners but idk what to put for mine & i always forget to do anything about it

Turn off "based on your likes". we don't like her. she's stupid

turn on custom blog theme!! you'll have to go to the online website settings for this one because it doesn't exist in-app, but i promise it's a LIFESAVER for when you need to find a Certain Specific Post, and also makes it 10000% easier for *other* users who can't remember anything about a post except that YOU reblogged it to find it again. this is where the "a url you can remember is a surprise tool that will help us later" comes in: on queermarzipan.tumblr.com (as opposed to www.tumblr.com/queermarzipan), i can add /archive, /tagged/[x], /search/[y], /page/[z], etc, to browse through my own blog more easily! :D!

speaking of "surprise tools that will help us later", start a tagging system, if you're going to want to find anything at all, EARLY. you do NOT want to be digging through your blog for 3 hours trying to remember on what day you reblogged THAT ONE POST because you NEED IT FOR [XYZ] IMMEDIATELY. & make it *intuitive* like. use actual desciptive tags. i am STILL trying to wean off the insane acronyms i used for ages, god help me.

TURN OFF AI SHIT. Tumblr is being MARGINALLY better than other sites by even giving its users the option in the first place, but it's still opt-out, rather than the other way around. this is in the same place as "Enable Custom Blog Theme", so you can do both at once (yes, this does mean it's a web link, tumblr is ridiculous): https://www.tumblr.com/settings/blog/iytthegdhduehgd

reblog some stuff!! follow some people!!! i highly recommend @/derinthescarletpescatarian, @/dduane, @/petermorwood, and @/were--ralph as community staples, as well as, obviously, @/weirdly-specific-but-ok if you're willing to get more localised to Me & Mine (i am in the maggot community).if you're willing to tolerate sjw blogging, @/fatphobiabusters and @/spot-the-antisemitism are great. lol. and that's it for recommendations, you've gotta find the other people yourself, sorry.

block and report scam bots/asks

block people LIBERALLY, literally if someone is just slightly annoying you can block them, instant win (you never have to see them either on your blog or in the notes of a post ever again)

likes are bookmarks. likes are not likes they function as bookmarks. if u see a post u like the equivalent to liking it on twitter is to reblog it. liking it is the equivalent of saving the link to the post in a private document. check out my tag #likes vs reblogs for more

message ppl!! be excited!! this is the Cringe Website where we Care Loudly About Things. go nuts!!!

have fun <3!

ok so do u want the low-down on how to tumblr. or do u just wanna kinda Not Do Tumblr and just scroll ur dash not interacting at all. lmao

(don't say my first name in response to this dkhffghsd i've managed to keep that Off the Internet i'm narz or marzi here)

? alright marzi teach me your waes

[angelsaxis]

Forms of communication on Tumblr:

replies: only visible to you and the OP of the post. will not end up being seen by your followers unless someone screenshots it and puts in a reblog with a comment

reblog: like a retweet. you can add tags to a) add your thoughts (generally seen as more polite than reblogging with a comment), or b) categorize the post so you can find it later on your blog (i.e. tagging something as #recipes or #animals. also used for TWs and CWs)

reblog with a comment: soooooorta like a qrt except it will literally only be visible to you, whoever you reblogged the post from to comment, and the OP of the post. to see other comments you gotta go into the notes.

on that note please don't add weird comments or try to be snarky in the tags or slick in the relies the OP sees literally everything happening on their post. dont argue in replies ive had it happen to me and its annoying. there's not "omg you scoured every reblog on this 10k note post--" no the comment/reply/tag was at the top of my notifications tab

on that note: you can filter your notifications for bascally anything, which you cant do on twitter. filter for likes reblogs comments replies whatever.

asks: like....idek how to describe it tbh, people have asks games where you go into the inbox and send a prompt from a list of writing prompts, for instance. almost always answered publically, which means when the OP publishes the ask it can be interacted with like any other post. anon asks area lways answered publically. dont be stupid on anon.

DMs: exactly what you think

Some other rules of etiquette that I'm thinking of at the moment:

you can turn off reblogs on any post you make, which means no comments and no tags from other people. you can turn off replies for your whole blog, or limit them if you want

you can turn off the anonymous function on your inbox. helps to prevent idiots from yelling at you

dont be overfamiliar but that goes for any social media site

if you start following people and you have the default icon, header, and no bio, people will think you are a bot and block you. when u make ur account u can dress up ur tumblr page like your twitter to start if you want.

obviousl if you want to lurk you can do that but the general rule is that if you see a post you enjoy, you reblog it. your like will not end up on anyone's feeds so reblogging is literally the only way to spread a post around. especially art, please reblog art. tag it with what you like or don't, but again interaction is very manual and non-intrusive here

[queercriptid]

i follow from goth************

feel free to send asks as long as ur not a man or a minor!

if ur about to come in here with dumbass sexual jokes about disability im gonna put you in a fucking wheelchair too. i've heard them all. every disabled person has heard them all.

feminine, neutral, and masculine descriptors are all fine for me! if u compliment me at all i will melt regardless.

mutuals feel free to dm i love chatting!!! i am relatively shy tho so i apologize for my social skills in advance

FUCK OFF:

minors (idc if ur 18 tomorrow. better wait til tomorrow to interact w my content. if u don't have your age in your bio, i'm assuming ur a minor and blocking)

hybristophiliacs/serial killer or mass shooter lovers/snuff????enjoyers??????

"devotees" or disability fetishizers

raceplay(?)/race fetishizers

men (not that this stops ur illiterate asses)

TERFS/SWERFS and whatever dumb fucking thing yall call urselves

detrans fetishists

feederism? idk if thats the word for yall but u know who u are

"dykebreaking" freaks

incesty rp ppl (mommy/daddy titles are fine but ddlg or mdlg or siblings or step siblings is a no from me dawg)

ageplay ppl (basically if u get off on pretending to be an abused child pls get off my page)

general ableists*

*this includes if u refuse to wear masks (at least in the US) idc if u dont think ur a bigot, ur actively endorsing and participating in eugenics. im not going to cater to your feelings when u think my life isnt worth a 4x4 face covering

things u wont find here:

any kinks listed under my "fuck off" section

violent kinks outside of a touch of impact play, scratching, biting, etc.

bathroom related things

feet

current important tags i use are #flashing and #eyestrain, for flashing/strobing and eye strain respectively; i use #criptxt for my cringe little thoughts and posts, and #it me is probs my titties but not my face

very occasional light cnc, tagged as #cnc

other tags can be found here! ⬇️⬇️

[jellyfishmakeoutparty]

this is my introduction post for my blog, but it’s imperative to keep these resources accessible to my followers.

🍉 CONTACT YOUR LOCAL REPRESENTATIVES/ PETITIONS TO CALL FOR A CEASEFIRE ON PALESTINE 🍉

U.S citizens:

- text 50409 to send a letter to your local representatives. it takes less than five minutes and all you have to do is reply with your info when prompted like your address, name, etc.

Canadian citizens:

- petition for the House of Commons to call for a ceasefire:

https://www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en/Petition/Sign/e-4661?fbclid=PAAaZUHr6i3fYcFxXk2DVpDK-4gMmRh8dpYc8OUVfX_CiHnDdz_XRQ-6a2NkY_aem_AWrhH0qfTG053NBYcDTV2wtuS02FiTWn-q0ijQIEhyeFvs4_cqPCNqjiVGZFFmWGUp8

this is a genocide, not a war. use your voice— call your representatives, email them, text them, CONTACT them. attend protests if you can & be safe. share on-ground footage from Palestinian journalists and citizens, amplify Palestinian voices. use your voice to advocate for the basic human right to life. your voice is not useless when there’s thousands, hundreds of thousands, shouting for a ceasefire with you.

from River to sea, Palestine will be free.

•

introduction post!!

hi!! I’m mora or ray! I use he/him pronouns (I’m non-binary) n I’m bi, aroace n polyamorous!! I really love marine biology so you’ll probably find a lot of that on here.

I also have a shop! I make handmade marine biology earrings and stickers! —> @eelmaniashop , @eel. mania on insta!

some of the things I primarily post include:

- marine biology - polyamorous stuff - aroace stuff - general queer stuff - general nature stuff

^ but also I just post whatever I feel like!! those r what I mainly post tho

my DNI list:

- DNI if you are: proship, Zionist, homophobic, transphobic, aphobic (anti-queer); racist, ableist, or in general a bigot. identity policing is also not tolerated here. there’s no need to be a bigoted asshole here or ever.

- also pls dni if you’re an nsfw account!! I have absolutely no problem with u it’s just that nsfw can make me super uncomfy since I’m very sex repulsed most of the time!! you absolutely keep doing ur nsfw thing tho have fun!! thank u :}}

tag guide:

- #reblog — reblogs

- #post — my own posts!

- #askjellyfishmakeoutparty / #jellyfishmakeoutparty — me answering asks!

-> other commonly used tags;

- #marine biology / #marine bio — marine bio posts related to the ocean!

- #ichthyology — all fish content, including freshwater

- #freshwater — for freshwater bio content

- #lgbtq+ / lgbtq — lotsa queer content!

other blogs:

- @sundayseaclownery is my witchcraft sideblog where I compile witchcraft info

- as previously mentioned, @eelmaniashop for my Etsy shop!

—

- I try to mark my posts with content warnings and trigger warnings for both things like thalassaphobia for my marine bio content and bigotry and death for queer content.

- I’m always up for civil discussion and debate, especially since I primarily post wildlife-related content. please correct me on any incorrect information I post about marine science and in general. like for realsies it’s no biggy!! i love learning and I don’t wanna spread misinformation

- also if u just wanna say hi or discuss marine bio together or smth pls shoot me a message!! I may not be the best at responding but I totally love meeting new people with similar interests!!

- also also!! in regards to my policies with my posts/blog interaction: spam liking is totally okay!! I also tend to respond late to asks bc I often don’t have the energy to immediately, but PLS KNOW I LOVE ASKS!! I have the best time talking abt stuff n meeting new people

I think that’s it?? if u have any questions lmk!! have fun on my silly blog :}}

[scrappertywasp]

Scrapperty's intro post !! <3<3

like this post when you follow so i know you read it please :]

Here's my carrd !! You can find it in the bio of all my blogs too !! (working on a new one rn)

if u dont wanna read it though quick dni proship/comship, queerphobic, ableist, sexist, henry miller likers, under 13, nsfw accounts, uncomfy with selfship, and uncomfy with slurs if any of that's you just block me please <3

also please no random dms on my insta thanks !! (mostly bc i won't see em tbh ..) go send an ask and/or a dm on discord or here if you need me for anything !!

this is all you Need to read the rest is stuff abt me and my blogs :D

alright, most important stuff first !!

My names are Scrapsy and Lovey !! I have others though if you wanna ask 4 them heehee <3

I am a minor,, please be aware and respectful of that thank you !!

It/its, she/her, and he/him pronouns r my favorite !!! <3<3 any except they/them r fine though !!

Mainly into five nights at freddy's rn !! as well as dsaf dialtown and bluey (yhea) small interest list in my carrd :]

my instagram (i'm p much never active on anymore) is scrappertywasp !!

funky little doodle account is @scrap-doodley !!

goofy silly tag ramble/reblog acct is @scrappertyspam-two-point-oh

+ a secret fourth and fifth one teehee,,

and my discord is scrappertywasp !!#0636

art tag is #scrap doodleys..

and tha me talking tag is #scrapsys mindwanderings..

ask tag is #scrap asks !!

#scrap friendos !! <3 is for interacting w my friends n stuff (hiii ily guys btw <3 /p, gen)

#random little scraps.. is a tag for non reblogs/non art ig.. so just whatevers

I'll update this when i think of stuff 2 add 2 it !! <3 check back at this often in case i do :D

not. too often though. what if I forget abt this post for two months /hj

[suvidrache]

Hord NSFW Alphabet

age in bio when interacting. minors do not interact.

Word Count: 605 | Read it on AO3 | Tag List

A: Aftercare - What they're like after sex?

Considering there isn't much in Stone Aged Europe. He doesn't do much. You can take care of yourself. (He doesn't know what you need or want.)

B: Body Part - Their favorite part of themselves/you?

Everything about himself. He's the best there is. If he had to pick a part, his face. He prefers your legs. No further explanation.

C: Cum - Taste, texture, etc?

It's a slightly white color, and slightly salty.

D: Dirty Secret

If he's in the mood and you aren't around, he'll get himself off while thinking about you.

E: Experience - How much experience do they have?

He has none. You're his first time. However, he is insecure about not having done it with anyone previously because no experience means he may not be the best at it.

F: Favorite Position

Missionary and doggy style.

G: Goofy - How are they: serious, funny, etc?

He's serious, there isn't really anything to be joking about or laughing.

H: Hair - Shaved, not shaved, color?

Not shaved, a darker red than the hair on his head. He may trim it occasionally, but only if he feels like it.

I: Intimacy - How are they romantically?

He's not very romantic. He doesn’t know much about this whole relationship thing. As time progresses, he gets better.

J: Jack Off - How often do they masturbate?

If you aren't around to help him out, then he'll do it occasionally.

K: Kink - Their kinks?

Praising him, due to lack of experience there isn't much else known. You'll have to find out!

L: Location - Favorite place(s) to do it?

The shelter, because anywhere else and there's a chance you’ll both get caught and he wouldn't want that.

M: Motivation - What gets them into it?

You make suggestive remarks and tease him. Although, he doesn't like it if you tease him too much.

N: No - Will not do/turns them off?

He won't do anything that hurts one another, anything that gets you both caught.

O: Oral - Giving, receiving, skill?

He prefers receiving, and as time goes on he begins to give more. He isn't very skilled, but he gets better with time.

P: Pace - Fast, rough, slow, etc?

He starts off slow and hard as he's still learning, but he begins to pick up pace and you tell him to.

Q: Quickie - How often?

Unless he's busy, he's ready to go at any time.

R: Risk - Willing to take risks/experiment?

Unlikely.

S: Stamina - How long/many rounds can they go?

2-3 for about 45 minutes.

T: Toys - Do they have any/will they use them?

No. This is Stone Age Europe.

U: Unfair - How much do they tease?

He teases you quite a bit because you like him, your face reacts to what he says, and he knows it sometimes leaves you unable to think of a comeback.

V: Volume - How loud are they?

He isn't very loud, but he isn't quiet either. You're going to know how you make him feel.

W: Wild Card - Something random?

He may act like he could care less about you. However, he cares very deeply and begins to regret some of the things that he has said about you.

X: X-Ray - Size, appearance, etc?

He's about 7½ inches, some noticeable blue-green veins, and only some stand out, uncut with a slight upwards curve.

Y: Yearning - How high is their sex drive?

Only slightly high, he would do you every day of the week if he could.

Z: ZZZ - How quickly do they fall asleep?

He falls asleep as soon as you do, or right before you do.

© SUVIDRACHE — do not copy, translate, modify, or plagiarize my work. reblogs are appreciated!

Tag List: @eli-chris, @unlikelypersonalknight1

[moonlit-han]

stray kids’ reactions when finding out that you’re pregnant ↠ all members

genre: reaction, fluff, angst word count: 3.3k warnings: discussion of pregnancy (obviously), mention of abortion, discussion of sex & kinks, swearing, suggestive request: yes (anon) a/n: i tried to make this inclusive of anyone who can and decides to bear children. this is in no reflects stray kids in reality, as this is purely a work of fiction. also, thanks to lin for the cheesecake and twirling bits~ reminder: respect a person’s right to choose whether they will have a child or not. it’s their business and their’s alone. if you have a problem with that, then perhaps this fic isn’t for you. and, please remember to practice safe sexual habits and always, always, get continued and enthusiastic consent!

✧ masterlist & tag list info in bio ✧

↠↞

bang chan

a year after getting married

the two of you had decided to have children

and had been trying to conceive for maybe 5 months

for the first couple months, you’d both been stressed and so your bodies hadn’t exactly cooperated

but just this last time you’d tried, everything had been perfect

the mood was just right, you’d moved seamlessly together, it was exactly the right time of the month

everything was as it should be

so, a few weeks later

you’d called chan into the bathroom and taken the little test

having woken up feeling a little off

…..well, not necessarily off, but just different

you thought it’d be a good idea to take the pregnancy test

you sat on chan’s lap as the test slowly revealed the information

and since you’d done this several times before,

you leaned your head back against your husband’s shoulder, waiting with bated breath

after a few minutes, chan, who’d been looking down into your lap, rubbed your belly excitedly

“oh love, you’re pregnant!” he said,

you turned in chan’s arms and began to cry from sheer relief and happiness

you’d had a little nagging worry in the back of your mind that you might not be able to get pregnant

but it was just that now: meaningless worry

you couldn’t believe it

you were going to have chan’s baby

and honestly, you couldn’t think of a better person to be a father

chan was practically vibrating

because, oh my gods, he was so excited

i mean;;;

really!!

fucking!!!

excited!!!!!

he now gets to channel all his dad energy into

actually being a dad!!!

eeeeeep!!!!!

he’d been wanting to be a father and now he was!!!!

he was on cloud 9

and so he scooped you up to carry you to the bed, gently laying you down

“i’m not going to break like fine china” you giggled, and chan just kissed your nose

for the rest of the day, chan absolutely worshipped you (and your body)

making it extremely obvious that he was even more in love with you than before

that he would love you until the end of time and beyond

lee minho

you hadn’t exactly been trying to get pregnant

but pregnant you were

you’d used protection—two kinds!

and were careful

but sometimes that’s just not enough

you noticed that your period was late

only by a couple days but your cycles were freakishly regular

so, you went and got a pregnancy test

minho was at work when you called him

(he’d had to go in on a saturday to finish something ajhskjfh)

so you really just couldn't wait to tell him

when he picked up, you didn’t waste any time

“minho, i’m pregnant”

“WHAT??!!!”

you could practically hear minho’s look of shock through the phone

“i’m pregnant, minho. can you come home early so we can talk about this?”

“yeah i’ll be home as soon as i can!!”

you just curled up on the couch with the cats, waiting for him to get home

minho was a little panicky bc neither of you had planned for this

not now, if ever

the two of you were neck-deep in your careers

and had been doing perfectly fine without children

while the idea of it was nice, you knew that, realistically, you probably wouldn’t be able to support children

it seemed like you were being tested by the universe or something

as much as you didn’t want to admit it

the decision was fairly clear to you

so when minho came home

you’d been thinking about the situation for a long time

and had already cried once

“i can’t, min,” was the first thing you said when he sat down next to you

“i know, honey. it’s okay.”

“i feel horrible but i can’t have this child. we haven’t planned for this or anything. this wasn’t supposed to happen.”

your voice was a little shaky as you laid your head against minho’s shoulder

“so, what are you thinking you’ll do?”

minho’s voice is gentle and leaves all the space in the world for whatever answer you’ll give

“i— please don’t be mad?” you’re starting to worry now

“y/n, love, it’s completely your choice. you know that. i support you whether you decide to have the child or not.”

minho wrapped an arm around your waist and pulled you closer

“i don’t think i can see this through right now, min,” you said quietly

he nods, knowing what your next words will be

“i’m going to get an abortion. it’s still so early—it’ll be fine.”

minho just held you as the weight of what you’d just said crashed down

but you knew it was the right choice

there was no way you were ready to have a child

minho was the most supportive and understanding he could be

you were glad that you’d chosen him as your life partner

and, if you ever did decide to have a child, you knew that he’d make a great father

just his reaction and support in this situation alone told you that much

maybe, just maybe, you’d try in a few years

seo changbin

you and changbin were kind of neutral on the whole “having kids” thing

you weren’t trying to get pregnant

but then again, you weren’t trying not to get pregnant

plus, you’d just found a new kink of changbin’s

he’d come home one night and was ~very much in the mood~

he was just praising you over and over, and telling you exactly how he was going to make you feel incredible

then one little thing slipped out, one totally new thing

“i’m gonna fill you up so well”

but there was no denying that it was insanely hot

especially in his slightly husky voice

he’d continued, over and over, his face buried in the crook of your neck

and by the end of the night, you’d felt a bit like an eclair with too much cream in it

it wasn’t your period that had alerted you

no, not that because your period was annoyingly irregular

it was when you started to feel a bit funny in the mornings

that you decided to take a pregnancy test

you’d been shocked (well, only a little bit) to find that you were indeed pregnant

you waited until changbin got home

and then sauntered up to him quite sexily

you trailed your fingers over his chest and whisper “hey baby”

changbin looked more than a little excited and was all “just give me a minute and then i’m all yours”

and then, you just dropped the news into the conversation like a child drops a particularly large rock into a pond

knowing there will be a splash but not really caring

“i’m pregnant” *y/n grinning like a fox*

changbin spluttered and had to lean against the wall for a moment

he finally got himself back under control

changbin: “well, i guess my impregnation kink paid off”

AKLJDHAKLDJFHGAKJDFH

y/n: “fucking hell bin, you’re not supposed to say that!”

changbin: “i’m right tho…..”

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

yeah okay changbin was right

and it had been a hot several weeks in the bedroom since he’d realized that kink

you definitely couldn’t complain

the two of you decided that you’re ready to be parents

and that, of course, you’d stay together

the child would have two completely devoted parents

who, when the child turned 25, would insist on telling them the story of their conception

changbin was absolutely over the moon

he couldn’t wait to cuddle you while your belly grows

bc you’d be even softer than usual

and absolutely lovely

just knowing you’re carrying his child makes him even more in love with you than he already was

hwang hyunjin

mild panic

nothing major

just thE FACT THAT HE GOT YOU PREGNANT

FUCK

F U C K

…………..

what if his mother found out

he’d definitely be dead as a doorknob, then

aNYwAy

hyunjin would be nothing but incredible

yeah, he wasn’t expecting that he’d get you pregnant

and you’d been on birth control and being very careful

he also completely expected you to not want to have the baby

and, really, he was okay with that

it was your body, after all

but when you told him that you were pregnant

and that you wanted to have the baby

he immediately went into full-on support mode

telling you he’d never, ever, leave you

and that he’d always be there for the kid, too

he snuggled you for hours

(literally some of the best snuggling you’d ever had)

just talking about how you’d be parents

and what color you should paint the child’s room

hyunjin voted for peach, since it’s a warm color that would both brighten the room and calm the little one

you also talked about whether, now that you were pregnant, you wanted to get married

“while i’d be heartbroken if i couldn’t marry you, y/n, i understand if you don’t want to.”

you’d immediately shot down that idea

“nope, i’m marrying you, hwang hyunjin. you’re not getting out of that one so easily!”

hyunjin was extremely relieved, since all he’d wanted to do since you’d started dating was marry you

and now he was going to!!!!

you’d kissed him thoroughly and were well on your way to doing more

when hyunjjin remembered that he should probably tell his mother that

a) he was getting married

and b) he was going to be a father

you promised to tell your parents, too

everyone was surprised, but not too surprised

your mother actually said she’d been waiting for one of those two things to happen so the two of you would just get it together and be together for the rest of your lives

(ajfgakjdfghalkj moooooooom;;;;; )

you decided to have the wedding after the baby was born

after all, you were committed to each other

and there was no reason to think otherwise

all you could think of as you lay in bed that night was how your child would definitely be taller than you by the time they were twelve

as hyunjin lay beside you, all he could think of was that the baby would have your smile

he was sure of it

and he knew that everything would be okay

as long as he kept you smiling

han jisung

jisung’s immediate response was:

“oh my god, we need cheesecake to celebrate!!!”

and proceeded to drag you out the door to buy cheesecake

he’d be just as excited as chan

and had definitely been thinking about what it’d be like to have kids with you

so when you’d told him you were pregnant

jisung was ecstatic

he’d already been thinking about names

and wasted no time in telling them to you

the day after you told him

you spent an entire day in bed, just talking about what you’d name your child

how you wanted to raise them

what you’d like to be called as parents

if there were things that you were completely against in parenting, you’d discuss those, too

aaaand after a particularly lovely morning in bed,

jisung just kinda mumbled to you

“baby, you’re gonna be so hot”

“ji what’re you talking about?? i’m not already hot?“

“you’re gonna be even hotter. when you’re showing. like, holy fuck!! just knowing you’re pregnant with my kid is the hottest thing ever. you’re gonna be an amazing parent—it’s all you! there wasn’t, um, much for me to do…”

“hmmm, enjoy it while it lasts, because i’m gonna have dark circles under my eyes for the next 10 years”

“you’ll still be hot as fuck, though, baby”

AKFJLHALKDFHSJKFH

he’s just really sweet and excited hhhhhh

jisung would also try to learn everything he could to support you

and make sure that you and the baby stay safe

oh and then that one time you went to the obstetrician for a routine check early on

and welp you’re having twins

jisung kind of freaked out

but mainly around his friends

to you, he was nothing but excited and totally ready to take on the challenge of raising two kids at once

yikes

but he would be determined to do everything right for the kids

and would be such a fun and loving father

lee felix

felix hadn’t said anything about it to you before

but once you’d gotten married

he’d really wanted to have kids

felix, though, being a sweetie, hadn’t brought it up because he wanted you to have full choice over whether you’d have kids

but he’d secretly hoped that you’d decide that having kids with him was what you wanted

so when you told him that you wanted to go off birth control

bc you thought it was time the two of you should start a family

felix felt like it was his lucky day

when you told him you’d waited long enough for the birth control not to affect you

felix had texted your friends, who were supposed to meet you for dinner, that something unavoidable and important had come up

and that you had to cancel

then, he’d pulled you into the bedroom and you hadn’t gotten any sleep

two months later, you told felix that you were, indeed, pregnant

he picked you up and spun you around, squeezing you so tight!!

and then put you down quickly, a look of horror on his face

“what if i just hurt you and,,,,the baby,,,,”

“felix it doesn’t work like that, you know that”

“true, sorry. just paranoid.

BUT OH MY GOD WE’RE HAVING A BABY!!!!!”

he kissed you so deeply that you thought he must have some merman in him

no normal human could go without proper breath that long

felix then called every single one of his friends and family to tell them the good news

he called chan twice by accident

and chan just acted like he’d never heard the news before

(chan texted you shortly thereafter, wondering if felix was okay)

felix was all smiles for weeks after,

telling anyone and everyone that he was going to be a father

he’d leave little post-its around for you with baby names

or would add random things to the shopping list, just to see if it was something you were craving

on more than one occasion, your cravings found new and surprisingly delicious food combinations that felix managed to create proper recipes for

once the baby was born,

felix’s favorite thing was to fall asleep with the baby on his chest

he’d sing soft lullabies to them, usually putting you to sleep, too

all he wanted to do was show both of you all the love in the world

kim seungmin

you’d called seungmin a month after a surprisingly wild night together

you’d been seeing each other off and on

just casually, nothing serious

mainly just physical but with a nice friendship

it was the perfect thing for two graduate students who sometimes needed to take the edge off

but now he—

fuck

he’d gotten you pregnant

he couldn’t believe it, especially since the two of you were always careful

you sounded so bewildered over the phone

and seungmin insisted that you meet up to talk about it

when he saw you, he immediately wrapped you in the tightest embrace possible

and just whispered “i’m sorry” over and over again

then, you had a long conversation about next steps

you wanted to have the baby,

since you’d wanted to have a child someday

and thought, seeing as you could actually provide for the child, you were fine with being pregnant

but you also wanted seungmin to be in the child’s life

he wholeheartedly agreed

and then…

and then you suggested actually dating

seungmin, who’d “caught” feelings months ago, was overjoyed

he was all for becoming a couple

and being there for you and the child in all ways he could

he began by asking you out on a date

and all you could do was laugh

bc here he was, the man who’d gotten you pregnant, asking you on a date

it was mildly ridiculous

but you said yes to him faster than you’d said yes to anything else before

seungmin researched the things pregnant people should and shouldn’t do

and then made sure not to suggest any of those things for dates

oh and he always had a little note in his wallet with the foods you shouldn’t eat, too

he just wanted the best for you

and completely spoiled you

seungmin felt a little guilty, as if he’d somehow tricked you into dating him

but you insisted that it was nothing like that

you truly wanted to be with him

and had, honestly, just been waiting for a chance to broach the subject

even after you decided to be life partners

and even after the baby was born

seungmin still felt amazed that he’d been lucky enough to end up with you

you were amazing

and the baby had your laugh,

which only made his world all that more brighter

yang jeongin

jeongin absolutely smothered you in kisses when you told him

it was as if he wanted to show his purest self

totally and unashamedly in love

and intent on showing it at all times

he’d carried you to your bedroom and told you to just rest

you’d giggled, insisting that you didn’t have to be bedridden yet

meanwhile, he’d gone to the kitchen and made you breakfast

he was determined to do everything for you

after all, another life was growing inside you

it was the least he could do

later that day, he started dismantling his office so it could be the child’s room

and insisted on going out and buying you every single piece of maternity clothing you could ever want

he researched all the right foods for you to eat while pregnant

and make sure to do a lead test on the paint in your slightly older home

(it was all okay, but he just wanted to check!)

jeongin was so, so excited that he was having a child with you

he couldn’t stop talking about it when you went to a small get-together of friends

he definitely told all his co-workers

and was just glowing with pride

jeongin had a list as long as his forearm of all the different baby names he loved

and he hoped that you would want more than one child

he was incredibly excited for the whole experience of being a father

after being the youngest in his friend group and being babied so much

he wanted to show that he could be responsible and mature

(even though he was already 34 years old and mature enough)

sometimes he acted a little silly and giddy

but who could blame him?!

bc after months of careful planning and attempts

you were pregnant!

and jeongin couldn’t be happier

he would show you and the child (or children!)

that life was sweeter than ambrosia

and that he’d love you with his whole being

completely and utterly, as deeply as he could